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  • @wrlwindd
    @wrlwindd 4 года назад +13102

    I expected her to say "well who's the main character?"

    • @charlotteredford4944
      @charlotteredford4944 3 года назад +282

      this is apt for c-dramas they always do this no matter if the other guy is more suitable

    • @FatherTime89
      @FatherTime89 3 года назад +565

      "you are"
      "Well shit that means I can't ever pick either of you and we'll all be stuck waiting for me to decide, forever"

    • @alishba764
      @alishba764 3 года назад +28

      Best comment ever

    • @Lunux.
      @Lunux. 3 года назад +47

      But, what is she is main character

    • @viennacupcake8700
      @viennacupcake8700 3 года назад

      .

  • @LunaTycho
    @LunaTycho 7 лет назад +35926

    I thought she was gonna say "Let's all just be friends forever!" and then they all laugh, hold hands, and do a jump freeze frame.

    • @Chocl8215
      @Chocl8215 6 лет назад +2246

      "I'll always be your dearest friend"

    • @shawn6745
      @shawn6745 6 лет назад +740

      Doki Doki out of nowhere.

    • @akiratakanashi2385
      @akiratakanashi2385 6 лет назад +610

      i can actually.... imagine him doing that lmao

    • @purelelez
      @purelelez 6 лет назад +131

      Rei Tachibana
      🎵Believe it or not, I'm walking aaiiiir🎵

    • @natie331
      @natie331 6 лет назад +95

      And leaving us all hanging

  • @kelly-robertkinney2227
    @kelly-robertkinney2227 7 лет назад +7117

    Poor Bed-chan.

    • @afridarafa8173
      @afridarafa8173 3 года назад +30

      Lol

    • @sanacankindadraw
      @sanacankindadraw 3 года назад +160

      no my ship is Refrigerator senpai

    • @shini4622
      @shini4622 3 года назад +32

      Wow, you are a rare existence my friend.

    • @TheVindictive
      @TheVindictive 3 года назад +53

      I mean he gets to see the action

    • @cherry4638
      @cherry4638 3 года назад +18

      @@TheVindictive don't turn this into ntr pls

  • @Brittonbubba137
    @Brittonbubba137 7 лет назад +297

    "AND SO ANIME WAS SOLVED FOREVER!"

    • @juliantoro1899
      @juliantoro1899 3 года назад +13

      @Felutia's Fans Same here, I was hearing "sold" and I didn't get it 😅

    • @MJ-op5kc
      @MJ-op5kc 3 года назад +4

      thank you :)

  • @Soosh299
    @Soosh299 4 года назад +4787

    When he said “you know just one big fuck pile!” It made me die of laughing

  • @LlamasOnJUPITER
    @LlamasOnJUPITER 7 лет назад +18099

    dammit i thought she was gonna go "do... do i have to choose between you two? I dont really like either of you guys honestly"

    • @judacris25
      @judacris25 7 лет назад +203

      same here lmao

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 6 лет назад +71

      LlamasOnJUPITER
      Haha same.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 6 лет назад +400

      LlamasOnJUPITER
      “you two just fuck eachother whatever

    • @suhairiotaku6460
      @suhairiotaku6460 5 лет назад +6

      uahahh gila ani kan anime nya uahhah😂😂😂

    • @ericspenceri9449
      @ericspenceri9449 4 года назад +150

      I thought she was going to say “Actually, I prefer girls”

  • @weirdaljedifan2
    @weirdaljedifan2 7 лет назад +10831

    This would've made Twilight a lot more interesting.

    • @reguluspastor
      @reguluspastor 3 года назад +281

      Christie Beck Especially once he imprints in the daughter 😳

    • @dianebrooks1859
      @dianebrooks1859 3 года назад +62

      @@reguluspastor LMAO came here to comment that

    • @sloanewalker42
      @sloanewalker42 3 года назад +87

      Nah, It’d suck either way

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 3 года назад +14

      @@reguluspastor Kakakakakakakaka N000000

    • @beahgg
      @beahgg 3 года назад +10

      @@sloanewalker42 maybe

  • @_Ahmed_15
    @_Ahmed_15 7 лет назад +10118

    I hate love triangles because 90% of the time, the girl I hate wins.

  • @TheRedCountess
    @TheRedCountess 3 года назад +11755

    Imagine if she said, "But I ship both of you together." 😂

    • @naughtybunny7100
      @naughtybunny7100 3 года назад +580

      When the girl they love is a fujoshi😂😂😂

    • @Mercyfalls
      @Mercyfalls 3 года назад +974

      There is literally a manga/anime about that, its hilarious 😂
      Its called "Kiss him, not me!"

    • @eugenefindit
      @eugenefindit 3 года назад +231

      @@Mercyfalls Oh. That's the reason behind the anime title. Now that sounds like hilarity ensuing. 😁

    • @IsaoSoichiro
      @IsaoSoichiro 3 года назад +22

      YES 😂

    • @burpaleese
      @burpaleese 3 года назад +85

      Kiss Him Not Me!

  • @thefox1901
    @thefox1901 5 лет назад +906

    ProZD gets it. Now I must patiently wait for an anime to have the balls to animate a REVERSE harem ending.

    • @RockinRoyaltyx3
      @RockinRoyaltyx3 3 года назад +53

      Try my next life as a villianess; all routes lead to doom.

    • @LivingGuy484
      @LivingGuy484 3 года назад +11

      That's pretty popular in adult films, I hear

    • @PraiseJ-Pope
      @PraiseJ-Pope 3 года назад +24

      @@LivingGuy484 uhm...you know how in anime is usually some kind of...plot? And in adult movies...not so much?

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 3 года назад +33

      Manga and LN probably definitely. Anime is generally trying to appeal to too wide of an audience (though I don't even keep up with anime anymore so who knows).
      Tangent, but I do hate how we have to use "reverse" to signify a reverse of gender roles. Gender roles themselves are an arbitrary idea of how society generalizes people based on sex. I mean, there's a problem when "reverse rape" is a thing. It implies rape as only being down from a man to a woman, which is sexist and alienates people who don't fit into that general picture (there are many cases where men have a problem reporting sexual assault, harassment, or rape of the gender roles/ideas associated with it). Just me saying that ideally we'd be in the world where there's enough diversity in these tropes that we don't have to tag it as "reverse".

    • @vullord666
      @vullord666 3 года назад +7

      @@PraiseJ-Pope 1) There's an insane amount of anime I've watched where I'd fight you on that
      2) Everything has "A" plot. Even the most basic porn situation has a plot, story, and characters. It's virtually impossible not to have the three (or setting, or a bunch of elements of creative fiction) because that's kinda just how life itself is. It can exist to different degrees and of different qualities. Still there's a crazy amount of porn media out there (...yeah, sometimes I think humans invented the internet solely for porn). Also, Ngl, some of it blows me away in terms of how well it's handling plot, story, characterization, etc. Part of me wants to argue (or do research) on how creative people are with it. It's somehow fascinating and disgusting how many different situations and just different everything people come up with when something involves sex (and the sheer fact that no matter how weirded out you got, you know there's weirder out there). It at least seems to be the most free artistic medium (or genre... However you categorize that).
      3) probably should have put this first, but "adult films" doesn't necessarily mean porn pure porn.

  • @KawanoMino21
    @KawanoMino21 7 лет назад +20529

    This solution is way better than having 50 episodes of unresolved romantic tension

    • @ArloeMew
      @ArloeMew 7 лет назад +548

      We only have about 50 episodes til namek explodes.

    • @MrCharly780
      @MrCharly780 7 лет назад +295

      Ahh the old Nisekoi aproach.

    • @tohotf2365
      @tohotf2365 7 лет назад +96

      lol Toradora

    • @stevietonche
      @stevietonche 7 лет назад +13

      Kit-N Bloodwell that's without filler.

    • @killerhamster0013
      @killerhamster0013 7 лет назад +16

      Kit-N Bloodwell It's true... he really is super sand lesbian... uggghh

  • @davidg.4943
    @davidg.4943 7 лет назад +16714

    This channel is like a box of chocolates. You just don't know what you're going to get.

    • @nritsch
      @nritsch 7 лет назад +207

      Sometimes I get mints

    • @hear-and-know
      @hear-and-know 7 лет назад +33

      Roaches, maybe?

    • @aes_lake
      @aes_lake 7 лет назад +53

      Forest Gump
      I think I spelled it right

    • @DustyMusician
      @DustyMusician 7 лет назад +101

      I mean if you looked at the underside of the lid they give you all the different flavors so

    • @angrybear5951
      @angrybear5951 7 лет назад +41

      David G. A… a chocolate surely?

  • @seanmac4576
    @seanmac4576 7 лет назад +15427

    Tomoko... who do you choose?
    "I... I choose... Dennis!"
    Hehe that's me!

  • @FakeFailsafe
    @FakeFailsafe 6 лет назад +1867

    Tomoko... who do you choose?
    "I love Emilia."

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 2 года назад +79

    “I... I-“. That specific line really is used in every anime with a romantic subplot😂.

  • @idislikemints
    @idislikemints 7 лет назад +1173

    I really dislike love triangles. I think they all should follow your great advice, this way the anime improves drastically and efortless.

    • @ill_Hiper
      @ill_Hiper 4 года назад +10

      Until you watch koi to uso

  • @PlunderPeng
    @PlunderPeng 7 лет назад +2438

    I hope we get to see the fuck pile in season 2.

    • @maestromanifesto7697
      @maestromanifesto7697 7 лет назад +77

      In the new season all the characters are female, BUUUUT it's now slice of life anime.

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 7 лет назад +13

      +Maestro Manifesto Slice of life yuri fuck pile arc? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 7 лет назад +1

      BRACE YOURSELF FOR ANY IMPENDING GLOPPENING

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 6 лет назад +1

      FleetAdmiralSpacePenguin
      OMG 😅😂😂

  • @tyriancross
    @tyriancross 7 лет назад +572

    Can't believe Tomoko's cheating on her chairem.

  • @goldenredstone04
    @goldenredstone04 3 года назад +63

    "I... I... I love myself"
    **AND THAT'S THE CHARACTER ARC**

  • @hypnoticskull6342
    @hypnoticskull6342 4 года назад +315

    :Guys: Who do you choose?
    :Girl: I choose a guy that I’ve never even met before

    • @Wyrmington
      @Wyrmington 3 года назад +9

      Mordecai in a nutshell

  • @alexpan3853
    @alexpan3853 7 лет назад +4929

    this would have sloved school days...

    • @Caspianm2
      @Caspianm2 7 лет назад +38

      +cReDiiTz Whoa, that's interesting. I didn't even know school days was based on a visual novel, let alone all of that. Thanks for the information.

    • @zmei4661
      @zmei4661 7 лет назад +78

      cReDiiTz yeah but it wont solve fucked up reality of school days universe, cough makoto's father cough :D

    • @LTOver99k
      @LTOver99k 7 лет назад +52

      Alex Panyachith didn't that anime have a love octagon? Lol

    • @deividdantas2885
      @deividdantas2885 7 лет назад +127

      they choose the worst ending just to make you want to buy the game to fix it

    • @teubert2
      @teubert2 7 лет назад +164

      +Deivid Dantas That... Actually sounds like a great business model lol.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 7 лет назад +1758

    But if there isn't some kind of romantic tension to distract the reader, I might actually need to devote more attention to evolving my characters and developing an interesting story and universe!

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 5 лет назад +64

      Or having just more than romance to your story.

    • @mikemorro140
      @mikemorro140 5 лет назад +37

      @@fightingmedialounge519
      I mean the series actually does revolve around romance then your kind of screwed

    • @AssaultRider555
      @AssaultRider555 4 года назад +25

      Terrible Writing Advice reference, right?

    • @Ascent037
      @Ascent037 4 года назад +4

      THE HORROR

    • @warasdf6716
      @warasdf6716 4 года назад +4

      Terrible Writing Advice!

  • @killianlegoman
    @killianlegoman 7 лет назад +2341

    Is this a deleted scene from upcoming Chairem visual novel?

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 6 лет назад +18

      More like CHAIRem vis--

    • @mexicano531
      @mexicano531 6 лет назад +10

      Chairem anime sofaden the movie???

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +8

      No. This is the true ending of Seto No Hanayome.
      But in all seriousness. It was never stated, but im pretty sure this scene happened after the final battle. We just didn't see it.

  • @FreeFallingUp13
    @FreeFallingUp13 3 года назад +100

    This video is singlehandedly responsible for my favorite OCs being in a happy relationship of three. Thanks

  • @KingCasual1986
    @KingCasual1986 3 года назад +388

    I told my film teacher this but what we consider to be a “love triangle” is actually more like a love V! A love triangle would have to mean that the two same gender characters are bisexual and in love with each other along with the person of the opposite gender. The only show that got close was Destiny of the Shrine Maiden where the two females were a bisexual and a lesbian.

    • @rowanbyrne6133
      @rowanbyrne6133 2 года назад +12

      Twelfth night

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад +8

      If i had a cent everytime a content containing sapphic characters had the word "maiden" in its name,
      I'd have two cents
      Well, as far as I know that is
      The Handmaiden and this!

    • @kellyjohana516
      @kellyjohana516 2 года назад

      Wait how is it a triangle if one of them was lesbian...?

    • @KingCasual1986
      @KingCasual1986 2 года назад +19

      @@kellyjohana516 okay maybe that one wasn’t the best example. Legend of Korra might be a better example with Korrasami and Mako dating the both of them at some point.

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey Год назад +11

      I mean, that was also basically the life of the Wonder Woman creator. He had a wife and a girlfriend, and his girlfriend was also his wife's girlfriend. Also both his wife and girlfriend were simultaneously the inspiration for Wonder Woman.

  • @mubzy4706
    @mubzy4706 7 лет назад +181

    "One big fuck pile" - ProZD 2017

  • @supleted
    @supleted 7 лет назад +3003

    But what is an anime without love triangles- oh that's right Jojo.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 лет назад +150

      supleted
      I was gonna say "good".

    • @masterenviofficial
      @masterenviofficial 7 лет назад +96

      Are you saying Jojo isn't good?

    • @358thorn
      @358thorn 7 лет назад +10

      Thinking on it, even HnK had love triangles. It was just resolved a little more fun than usual.

    • @ap3productions81
      @ap3productions81 7 лет назад +1

      Dragi Blob
      If by "Jojo" you mean "anime", then you would assume incorrectly as, while I do not fancy anime myself, I only shit on one's taste when I am confident that it is all in good fun.

    • @CrowT23
      @CrowT23 7 лет назад +75

      Makareno94 Part 4 with Koichi Rohan and Yukako
      /s

  • @fvckbucket
    @fvckbucket 7 лет назад +759

    TO THE FUCK PILE!

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 лет назад +100

      switchdownn
      BA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    • @balsinefgreenman7834
      @balsinefgreenman7834 7 лет назад +6

      You both are so amazing, words can not describe it, imean goddamnit

    • @pizz2101
      @pizz2101 7 лет назад

      FU FU FU FU FU FUCK PILEEEEE

  • @georgebuffington210
    @georgebuffington210 4 года назад +134

    I want a full on anime where he voices all the characters and this is the ending.

  • @kennetheyancey
    @kennetheyancey 3 года назад +40

    “...and so anime was solved forever...”! I loved that so much

  • @SapphireCarbuncle009
    @SapphireCarbuncle009 7 лет назад +3640

    and thus the Harem/Ecchi genres were born

    • @Hoshikage869
      @Hoshikage869 7 лет назад +182

      From what I've seen, no, because those anime just use these tensions while rarely ever having anyone end with with anyone else. People rarely ever have sex in them, just sexy imagery is flashed to entice the audience. The protagonists of harem anime are often too oblivious to even know there are those who desire them.

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 7 лет назад +195

      and thus fuckpile became a hentai subgenre.

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 7 лет назад

      theshuman100
      Sub? I think not. BNP mean anything to y'all?

    • @MineteInc
      @MineteInc 7 лет назад +42

      Except no one fucks in any harem ever other than School Days

    • @Draylin41
      @Draylin41 7 лет назад +4

      Doesn't that involve one guy getting a bunch of chicks? This is kinda the reverse, not that I'm complaining, I'd still do it =P

  • @RealRisingRabbit
    @RealRisingRabbit 7 лет назад +13449

    Plot twist, they're all siblings.

    • @mrmaxmo1670
      @mrmaxmo1670 7 лет назад +882

      And they still fuck...

    • @imgreasy3684
      @imgreasy3684 7 лет назад +723

      Incest is sincest

    • @exoplanet1100
      @exoplanet1100 7 лет назад +409

      but not related by blood

    • @philipshin7016
      @philipshin7016 7 лет назад +138

      BronyTran plot twist, incest is wincest

    • @Goatmeal
      @Goatmeal 7 лет назад +171

      +ghostie "Actually, I'm a broom."

  • @Psyched_Crow
    @Psyched_Crow 7 лет назад +1748

    Would this solve the Betty and Veronica situation, though?

    • @koda2387
      @koda2387 7 лет назад +27

      is that Veronica from Heathers of Veronica from somewhere else

    • @nefarioussness
      @nefarioussness 7 лет назад +534

      Either that or Betty and Veronica finally ditch Archie's indecisive ass and get together instead

    • @Psyched_Crow
      @Psyched_Crow 7 лет назад +42

      Archie Comics characters Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge

    • @yuehyinglin9414
      @yuehyinglin9414 7 лет назад +276

      Pull a Korrasami.

    • @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550
      @wowisntitanamazinglyamazin9550 7 лет назад +1

      supersmashkid1098 last name veronica from archie

  • @LordOfHades
    @LordOfHades 4 года назад +26

    Almost three years later and this is still the realest commentary about anime on RUclips.

  • @n00bplayer72
    @n00bplayer72 2 года назад +18

    Someone in Monolith Soft must have watched this video and IT SHOWS.

  • @Kensuke0987
    @Kensuke0987 7 лет назад +1819

    i wish every harem anime ends this way
    I just want everyone to be happy even if they're fictional characters

    • @GrassPokeKing
      @GrassPokeKing 6 лет назад +73

      Mandy from _The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy_ said it best.
      "It's not enough for you to win. Others must lose."

    • @1oddcrow
      @1oddcrow 6 лет назад +5

      Sir Cupcake lol

    • @kushmonger
      @kushmonger 6 лет назад +2

      gay

    • @snakebirdnephilem2600
      @snakebirdnephilem2600 6 лет назад +8

      impossible... instead, learn to enjoy the suffering of yourself and others...

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 5 лет назад +12

      Nope, someone's gotta have it bad like how Toradora makes 3/4s the main cast sad, even the main couple till after the credits

  • @maryjoherlihy3156
    @maryjoherlihy3156 7 лет назад +177

    So Tomiko rejected the furniture boys from the Chairem anime in favor of a three-some.
    Best anime sequel ever.

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 3 года назад +5

      I means how do she had a child if her boyfriend is nothing but furniture,even if it can talk and do anything human can do

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 2 года назад

      This was a SEQUEL?!
      I thought it was long running!

  • @jayp.7197
    @jayp.7197 7 лет назад +5152

    Literally any time any show has a love triangle I just think "polyamory would fix every single bit of this"

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic 3 года назад +321

      Nihilistic Polygamy: Because "fuck everyone!"

    • @toothfairy10133
      @toothfairy10133 3 года назад +52

      @@DJBSharpMusic underrated comment

    • @ramei123
      @ramei123 3 года назад +253

      I read a book once about a love triangle and i didnt expect anything of it and then it literally ended in polyamory and i couldnt be more happy about that :)

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic 3 года назад +9

      @@ramei123 Sounds like something Hiroki Hayashi would do.

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic 3 года назад +3

      @@toothfairy10133 thank you

  • @iamtwoawesomes
    @iamtwoawesomes 6 лет назад +23

    This is absolutely how I prefer my fanfiction. I would love it if more original works did it too.

  • @jayoctopus8832
    @jayoctopus8832 4 года назад +27

    “The best way to solve a love triangle is to ignore the axis”

  • @GirlWhoLovesTurtles
    @GirlWhoLovesTurtles 7 лет назад +9507

    See, this is why polyamory would fix almost every anime in existence.

    • @_Rhatsody
      @_Rhatsody 7 лет назад +495

      E. L. Kettle polyamory*

    • @GirlWhoLovesTurtles
      @GirlWhoLovesTurtles 7 лет назад +164

      Right, my bad.

    • @GirlWhoLovesTurtles
      @GirlWhoLovesTurtles 7 лет назад +375

      Orgies would definitely make harem animes a lot shorter.

    • @charcharmunr
      @charcharmunr 7 лет назад +80

      One of the Tenchi things ended with polygamy, I believe. So that's one.

    • @Emerald081
      @Emerald081 7 лет назад +163

      *would fix almost every story ever

  • @Astarrrrr
    @Astarrrrr 7 лет назад +646

    I have a serious question any good romance animes where the main character actually asks out the person they like early not wait until it's basically forced I need a legit romance anime.

    • @Zombie1446
      @Zombie1446 7 лет назад +61

      Ski Mask ( it's been awhile but I think this is one) ore monogatari

    • @Vvulture27vV
      @Vvulture27vV 7 лет назад +30

      A recent show where the couple gets together in the first episode is Momokuri. It's a really sweet and adorable romance show.

    • @klassikerreview4170
      @klassikerreview4170 7 лет назад +46

      Akagami no Shirayuki Hime. It has a fantasy setting, looks gorgeous and there is no "will they won't they" nonesense.

    • @tohotf2365
      @tohotf2365 7 лет назад +16

      Kaichou wa Maid Sama

    • @lunayoshi
      @lunayoshi 7 лет назад +17

      Kare Kano / His & Her Circumstances. Within 5 episodes.

  • @AlexReynard
    @AlexReynard 7 лет назад +40

    I remember seeing a Tenchi Muyo fanfic where Tenchi realized, "I'm Jurai royalty and can do anything I want... I am marrying literally everyone on the show." It was actually rather sweet.

  • @Bawgle
    @Bawgle 4 года назад +20

    This is literally how Scott, Jean, and Logan end up in the new X-Men stuff

    • @iamliterallyme
      @iamliterallyme 3 года назад +1

      Well, you know what they say, when you have a love triangle on your hands, just time travel.

  • @buenosdias15
    @buenosdias15 4 года назад +77

    That was weird... I thought that Tomoko was already sleeping with Bed-Senpai.

  • @Ike_of_pyke
    @Ike_of_pyke 7 лет назад +3033

    Polyamory for the win

    • @alicedufour9583
      @alicedufour9583 7 лет назад +168

      Ike of Pyke hell yeah love triangles are for squares

    • @JemuzuDatsWho
      @JemuzuDatsWho 7 лет назад +100

      no they are for triangles

    • @millie456601
      @millie456601 7 лет назад +13

      FUCK YEAH!

    • @Lightstorm786
      @Lightstorm786 7 лет назад +38

      is that like when you smash polygons

    • @Ike_of_pyke
      @Ike_of_pyke 7 лет назад +10

      Rytsarivoch​​ I'd like to smash chie's polygon if you know what I'm saying

  • @MrDanINSANE
    @MrDanINSANE 7 лет назад +175

    LOL!
    Maybe I should animate this one as well !

  • @kamenraider1175
    @kamenraider1175 5 лет назад +36

    ... Yeah, but things get REAL complicated when those love dodecahedrons get factored in

    • @nope8090
      @nope8090 3 года назад +11

      eh, the more the merrier

  • @veronikavartanova4044
    @veronikavartanova4044 3 года назад +16

    Ah, the "yep, that's the one and only logical course here" moment in a shipper's life. You've become enlightened now.

  • @Juno7920
    @Juno7920 4 года назад +16

    "Omg we look like a couple tehe"
    *A couple of besties..*

  • @litzycastro7764
    @litzycastro7764 7 лет назад +82

    Was that Super Mario Galaxy theme music at the end 😂😂

    • @sorcey6957
      @sorcey6957 7 лет назад +4

      ヘタ America Comet Observatory 3

  • @rd_ctrlr5311
    @rd_ctrlr5311 6 лет назад +116

    [parallel universe where anime becomes action anime]
    "Oh no! Now they have to literally fight over me!"
    _"…To the death!"_
    wait what i did not sign up for this _NO STOP GO BACK_

  • @akatsuki6371
    @akatsuki6371 7 лет назад +217

    "And so anime was ___ forever."
    I don't know what he said there.

    • @nuuneyraegon
      @nuuneyraegon 7 лет назад +247

      GameMaster Jack "And so anime was solved forever."

    • @SynisterFour
      @SynisterFour 6 лет назад +41

      AND SO ANIME WAS SEOUL FOREVER

    • @jonquilgemstone
      @jonquilgemstone 6 лет назад +10

      GameMaster Jack Either "solved" or "sold".

    • @CV-Moore
      @CV-Moore 6 лет назад +8

      Jonquil Gemstone Solved

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +8

      "SUULFHRHH"

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 6 лет назад +736

    plot twist: they’re all cousins

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 6 лет назад +96

      *Sweet hoooome, Alabama*

    • @kbitty
      @kbitty 6 лет назад +30

      the hell is happening *h a h a* you think that'll stop Japan?

    • @squishycheeks4152
      @squishycheeks4152 4 года назад +4

      ...

    • @nelmae6026
      @nelmae6026 4 года назад +12

      Let's send them to Alabama!

    • @mediocrio
      @mediocrio 4 года назад +4

      HEY OP I DONT LIKE THIS COMMENT VERY MUCH

  • @amazingamer360
    @amazingamer360 6 лет назад +17

    This happens in Tomodachi Life, too.
    Sometimes there's even FOUR people in total

    • @maxdragonsoul5553
      @maxdragonsoul5553 3 года назад +5

      I find it interesting how when there's three people to pick from, they ALWAYS pick one of them, whereas it's pretty common for both to get rejected when there's only two.

  • @ryanplatts7524
    @ryanplatts7524 7 лет назад +27

    I need the anime was solved forever guy to narrate my daily life

  • @nadiazahiraputrirachmadi734
    @nadiazahiraputrirachmadi734 2 года назад +7

    *Breathe*XIRAN JAY ZHAO BOUGHT ME HERE WITH THE IRON WIDOW.

  • @cofeespear4992
    @cofeespear4992 6 лет назад +28

    I wish every harem anime was as smart as this ;-; so beautiful

  • @maimohammed9474
    @maimohammed9474 3 года назад +10

    Now I will believe the sentence that said " expect the unexpected " 😂

  • @themongoosling
    @themongoosling 7 лет назад +62

    Oh god, this is so funny.
    So recent, too!

  • @Permamiss
    @Permamiss 7 лет назад +15

    God damn that old man anime voice is on point

  • @anoob9782
    @anoob9782 3 года назад +3

    "you know, just one big fuck pile"
    I just like the sound of that literally and symbolically

  • @foleneju
    @foleneju Год назад +4

    And so begins the arc of the two guys realizing they’re gay for each other

  • @dove_annarchie6787
    @dove_annarchie6787 Год назад +10

    This but unironically. To hell with love triangles, where are the polycules?

  • @Sitruk86
    @Sitruk86 7 лет назад +8

    "and so Anime was solved forever!" really got me

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +113

    True Beauty, the webtoon comic, has dragged on so long with the “will they or won’t they” that I hope they just won’t. It’s original message is lost completely and it’s just fan service now. I stopped looking at it like a year ago.
    I know it’s not an anime but just wanted to point out how much I hate love triangles that aren’t even that complicated.

    • @jenniferl.8111
      @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +22

      @fatima I started reading that one too but...I’m kinda scared it’s gonna turn into the same thing. All these comics are like “don’t judge a person by their cover” and then they change their “cover” to make them more attractive. Like what??

    • @DimT670
      @DimT670 3 года назад +3

      @@jenniferl.8111 Ah hypocrisy. And 90% do this exclusively to women for some spicy sexism on top

    • @ghostytrickster8458
      @ghostytrickster8458 2 года назад +2

      @@jenniferl.8111 I think the makeup remover is reaching its end soon and it’s honestly surprised me with the way the narrative is unfolding! It’s not brilliant but it definitely isn’t cliche and is MUCH better than true beauty, I’d really recommend continuing with it if you like it!

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 2 года назад +1

      I read True Beauty as well, though not very much. I didn’t know it was still going, that’s crazy,
      I don’t know about anyone else but I won’t read love triangles anymore. I realized pretty quickly after reading romantic comics that I personally can’t like the characters. It just bugs me that one character really doesn’t have a preference. I just personally don’t understand not knowing who you like or at least the type of person you like and prefer. It drives me nuts when a character is just okay with anyone. How bland of a person can you be to like anyone? To not even know who you like?
      Anyways that’s how I am anyway. That’s why I really like stories such as “The Villainess loves a commoner!” And other random comics no ones heard of. Because the girl in that one knows exactly who she likes and goes for it. Lovely Complex is also a really great story, an anime. Wish there were more stories where the girl knows who she likes.
      Edit: And if a writer absolutely has to have a love triangle they should do it like this, where actually all three characters know who they like. The girl liking one of the guys back or maybe liking neither. And the other guy who doesn’t have his love reciprocated to have basically a one sided love secretly. That adds drama and even a side love story. Where you could choose to make the guy who is with the lead either really a good guy or you could make it that he’s not really in love with her and they eventually break up. And then her true love becomes apparent and she also learns something. Or you could make it that the guy left out eventually meets a girl who loves him and then have a nice side story romance. I just think that’s better personally.

  • @JasonGodwin69
    @JasonGodwin69 7 лет назад +25

    The secret ending of Monster Musume has been discovered!

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 4 года назад +5

      I Dont think his pelvis could survive that much

  • @livelaughscenty
    @livelaughscenty 3 года назад +5

    I can’t even imagine how much time he spends explaining to people who walk on him what he’s doing

  • @MegaOrwell1984
    @MegaOrwell1984 6 лет назад +7

    Honestly, that would solve a lot of the bullshit with love triangles (not just in anime but in other works as well.) I'm honestly reminded of the wise words from an old el paso commercial. " por qué no los dos?"

  • @mr.montag1414
    @mr.montag1414 7 лет назад +6

    That voice at the end is amazing!

  • @alihughes3728
    @alihughes3728 3 года назад +53

    I have genuinely thought this before...I mean, especially when there's such blatant sexual tension between the two people fighting over the other, like honestly = just all get together. No-one loses out.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 года назад +1

      Lol touch grass this isn't how the real world works nobody likes polyamory, you will constantly fight for attention, the bond wont be as strong, and it's just plain weird I mean if you're not gay why would you want to both fuck a girl at the same time like how are u supposed to feel like she's innocent and sweet when two people are fucking her at the SAME TIME

    • @arreis7866
      @arreis7866 2 года назад +2

      @@GregLemons Agreed. No one wants to share the person they claim to love with another person. No matter how much they try to deny it, there will always be lingering unhappiness because someone is going to feel left out or acknowledged less than the other(s).
      It's basic human nature.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 года назад

      @@arreis7866 fax

    • @azathoththeprimalchaos2289
      @azathoththeprimalchaos2289 2 года назад +10

      @@GregLemons not everyone wants their partners sweet and innocent. I like people who I can relate to, which is to say, not at all innocent. And it doesn't need to be two guys and a girl. Could be two girls and a guy. Or 3 guys. Or 3 girls. Or a guy, a girl, and an enby. Or 2 enbies and a guy. Or 2 enbies and a girl. Or 2 girls and an enby. Or 2 guys and an enby. Also a relationship where no one has to fight for attraction is possible when each partner divides their attention 50/50 between the other two. If everyone loves each other equally, no favorites could be picked.

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 2 года назад +11

      @@GregLemons I think you should be the one to touch some grass, if you think you fucking a girl makes her sweet and innocent but someone else makes her dirty. What you're talking about is "open relationships" and it isn't really related to polyamory, monogamous do that too.
      And about what you said about no one wanting that...
      I've got breaking news.
      People are into polyamory. Gay and straight isn't the only sexuality out there. And... Homosexuals can be in poly if they want ( mlm poly, wlw poly, mlnb, wlnb or even nblnb ).
      Also, polyamory isn't about fucking next door, fighting for attention, threesome or whatever bull plays you're imagining, but about being in love then getting in a relationship with multiple people at the same times. You love these people and they love you back.
      Love isn't sex, and if sex is the first thing you thought of, then i feel sorry for you and whoever love you. It's good if you enjoy sex together, but making it the whole point...
      Anyway, you sound rather uneducated about the matter and i don't expect you to try to give a fuck. So i'm saying this to everyone else: don't try to talk about what you don't know and always get confirmation on whatever you think you know.
      Good bye. Have a nice week you all!

  • @ap3productions81
    @ap3productions81 7 лет назад +19

    I thought the title read _Anime loves triangles_.

  • @Someoneonceagain
    @Someoneonceagain Год назад +4

    Honestly, their should be more love triangles that just ends in a throuple

  • @Kat-xy7fm
    @Kat-xy7fm 6 лет назад +6

    Realtalk it's always the first one they meet/the audience is introduced to. Every time.
    ...Unless there's a "red one" and the first one we saw was the childhood friend, then it might be the red one.

  • @northwindkey
    @northwindkey Год назад +3

    Man, imagine how OP a Persona or Fire Emblem character would be if they could link with everyone without fear of penalty.

  • @theclawless1225
    @theclawless1225 7 лет назад +12

    I kind of assumed this was about an anime character who loves triangles

  • @BlinksAwakening
    @BlinksAwakening 5 лет назад +3

    Its those last second declarations on this channel that always get me. The Detective Pikachu one also had a stinger that kills me.

  • @legallypumpkin
    @legallypumpkin 3 года назад +4

    I read the title with the wrong inflection and I thought it was gonna be about just how amazing triangles are to anime writers

  • @Jkdabomb10A
    @Jkdabomb10A 6 лет назад +2

    This made me so happy. And the music choice of Mario galaxy parallel to Rosalina reading Lumas at the end was magical.

  • @iPeanutJelly
    @iPeanutJelly 7 лет назад +14

    this is why anime fans makes fan fics. because the things we come up with are wayyyyyy better than those "Romance" animes that end with a kiss.....

  • @XCAltoona
    @XCAltoona 7 лет назад +19

    >Macross Frontier
    >Magic Knight Rayearth
    >Akatsuki no Yona
    >Free!
    >Full Metal Panic
    >Star Driv-oh wait that's basically canon anyways.

  • @haphazardninja
    @haphazardninja 7 лет назад +6

    "Are you seeing someone now?"
    "No, but I am in a long-term fuckpile. I guess you could say things are pretty serious."

  • @Toporshik
    @Toporshik 3 года назад +6

    It's funny how an abridged version of Girlfriend-Girlfirend came out before the actual series.

  • @cpotisch
    @cpotisch 3 года назад +3

    0:17 I just love that hint of a smile. Him cracking up a tiny bit makes it so much better.

  • @ahhh6328
    @ahhh6328 7 лет назад +7

    the cardboard cutout spikes make me so happy

  • @rosaplum7642
    @rosaplum7642 7 лет назад +12

    This is my reaction to every ship war ever.

  • @danielham7014
    @danielham7014 7 лет назад +4

    I just subscribed after binge watching like 7 of these. This guy is comedic gold!! XD

  • @britticus1232
    @britticus1232 2 года назад +3

    And Girlfriend, Girlfriend was born.

  • @NameRedacted0
    @NameRedacted0 Год назад +1

    The best part of rewatching these skits years later is the twist endings that you've forgotten about.
    Old Man ProZD got me good

  • @drayiskewl
    @drayiskewl 3 года назад +6

    "I love you!"
    "No- I love you"
    You will you pick
    "Both"

  • @feradraco
    @feradraco 7 лет назад +108

    I spent years trying to figure out what to do with a love triangle I had in one of my stories. Then I just went "fuck this let the guy have a girlfriend AND a boyfriend"
    Problem solved
    Everyone's happy

    • @allietheotaku
      @allietheotaku 2 года назад +2

      Wait I wanna read it now 😳

    • @sunnyscript1224
      @sunnyscript1224 2 года назад +2

      "Modern problems require modern solutions"
      Can you talk about the plot tho ? I am interested.

    • @asackboyplush6508
      @asackboyplush6508 4 месяца назад

      Heh, he's like me if I wasn't a virgin

  • @xto9517
    @xto9517 2 года назад +4

    I expected her to say; "Oh, but I can't cheat on my triangle *brings out triangle instrument and starts playing it*"

  • @FluxIsAWeeb
    @FluxIsAWeeb 3 года назад +6

    literally the plot of girlfriend, girlfriend.

  • @rebeccamartinez5886
    @rebeccamartinez5886 4 года назад +2

    When you play an otome game and you have a few guys that you like but you don't the other guys' feelings

  • @TheMrpotatoes1
    @TheMrpotatoes1 7 лет назад +25

    Can this actually happen for once?

  • @Lena-ps5zx
    @Lena-ps5zx 7 лет назад +5

    This is what I think about whenever I see a love triangle in any anime. But of course, having it never happens 😐

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 7 лет назад +6

    Well that escalated quickly

  • @yaboifast
    @yaboifast 3 года назад +6

    Dude fucking predicted Kanojo mo Kanojo

    • @YukihoDubs
      @YukihoDubs 3 года назад

      Indeed. Kareshi mou Kareshi...

  • @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary
    @CrowAkechi_The_Luminary 3 года назад +1

    I FINALLY FOUND THE "and so anime was solved forever"

  • @yunuenhagane3495
    @yunuenhagane3495 4 года назад +9

    Poly here , this is accurate to my current relationship 🤣😂