Dude, Mormon universities are WILD

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @ZelphOntheShelf
    @ZelphOntheShelf  2 дня назад +8

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      @gabygalvan-perez146 День назад

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  • @whatsthedealwith1603
    @whatsthedealwith1603 2 дня назад +89

    Not me discovering Zelph On The Shelf a few hours ago, just getting through the 10 tabs of your videos, only to go back to my home page and see ya'll had just posted a video 4 minutes ago?! Insane. Hi from SLC

  • @birdlyword2
    @birdlyword2 День назад +15

    My grandma tried to bribe me into choosing BYU by offering to buy me a car. I picked a different school where I could actually make my own adult choices. I'm so glad my parents supported my decision!

  • @Wrynndoesntpost
    @Wrynndoesntpost 2 дня назад +51

    I am currently surviving BYU Provo. My bishop knows I don't believe but they believe that if I stay at BYU I will reconvert so they keep renewing my ecclesiastical endorsement.

    • @LoudLeo3
      @LoudLeo3 2 дня назад +6

      Don’t be afraid to play the game if it would put you in a bad situation to continue telling them the truth. You can disavow as soon as you get those college credits (and an independent income from parents that might be holding financials over your head). It’s well and good to stand on principle until you’re hungry. Just take care of yourself 💜 your cared about!

    • @Wrynndoesntpost
      @Wrynndoesntpost День назад +2

      @@LoudLeo3 My home bishop knew and he told my YSA bishop so there was no getting around it. The bishops have to update each other when a new member enters the ward (at BYU) So there was no lying my way through it. I am hoping to find a way to transfer to UVU at some point. (but the BYU tuition makes it semi difficult to convince my parents that it is a good idea.)

    • @LoudLeo3
      @LoudLeo3 День назад +3

      @@Wrynndoesntpost that’s just so unfair, it feels like it should be illegal to do to young people. I still say if you suddenly took a hike near a mountain and hear ‘God’s’ voice call out to you in the wilderness, giving you a new testimony, they’d buy it. if you can act and make it seem like their idea, they’d love to buy in. They saving your ‘wayward’ soul they’d want credit for that if nothing else.
      I’m old now so for me it’s easy to say play the game without a moment of guilt. I just want you to know if you need to hear it, God is not going to punish you for lying to charlatans (If you still believe in JC just not the church).
      I made it through my last two years after realizing I was queer (and couldn’t fix it) but that’s only because I was able to compartmentalize and throw on the mask, one I’d been wearing most of my life so being dishonest was the default. It felt almost kinder telling them what they wanted to hear so they wouldn’t worry about me. I was a lot cause anyway. yikes I know, I’ve healed since then. It’s how I survived but not being honest about who you are and what your about for years breaks some part of who you are I think. I’m not sure I’ll ever heal it completely. It really is a loose loose 😖
      I hope your parents will be understanding and you have someone to talk to 💜

    • @Wrynndoesntpost
      @Wrynndoesntpost День назад

      @@LoudLeo3 yeah, I have a nice group that I hang out with. (some of which have graduated/transferred) I can't really pretend anymore because I am still trying to undo the stuff that happened in my homeward(due to the having to hide and my parents being very strict religious wise also some mormons use their religion to bully people) so lying would just make my existing problems worse, but the idea of just lying and saying I have miraculously been reconverted is so funny. Like telling a complete lie at testimony meeting and just have people buy it is so funny to me.
      And honestly I think it is slightly fun to see my bishops and other leaders scramble trying to figure out what to do with me because they can't very well give up, it is not in their mormon nature. Like I show up to church and the only time I comment are to point out some... inconstancies in what the scriptures say. (Like Jesus loves everyone, but trans people cannot transition which means causing them unavoidable pain). At this point my coping mechanism is to see how much I can mess with people, which might not be the best, but hey, maybe I will break someone's shelf?

    • @MirandolinaAmaldin
      @MirandolinaAmaldin 13 часов назад +1

      ​@@LoudLeo3I feel for you. I hope you can heal from it and enjoy the rest of your existence.

  • @justanotherbookworm16
    @justanotherbookworm16 2 дня назад +50

    it’s crazy cause you guys are getting me through my education here at byui lol. i literally am listening to you guys in the ivy. thank you so much for giving us this supportive content:))

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  2 дня назад +4

      💜💜💜!

    • @hes3
      @hes3 2 дня назад +3

      @@justanotherbookworm16 Sending you positive vibes! I can't imagine still being there. Don't succumb to the Lord's brainwashing!

  • @jamybailey
    @jamybailey 3 часа назад +2

    "Why search when you can ponder and pray?" 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀 damn tanner you are sooooo quick witted!!!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @hes3
    @hes3 2 дня назад +35

    TW: Trauma dump
    I went to BYU Provo and I stopped going to church meetings and avoiding my religion class. Luckily, it was during covid so it took awhile for my parents to catch on. One of the few meetings I did to to was the sexual purity talk, which was so traumatizing. I also took a pregnancy test and got on a birth control prescription during my time living in the dorms! Like I hid my pregnancy test in the trash in the dorm bathroom and was terrified for someone to find it. I had to go to a pharmacy within walking distance, and I was scared my pharmacist would turn me in. I wasn't even having sex, but I missed my period and was convinced my cuddling sideways with my boyfriend caused an immaculate conception bc I had such little sexual education. I bought my first pair of short shorts. I mean it's all a haze now, but I broke out while there. It took that cult environment watching kids walk up freshmen hill in pioneer style dresses for me to realize how scary this religion really is. I transferred before I had to renew my bishop endorsement bc I knew I wouldn't be able to lie about all the rules I was breaking.
    I have PTSD now, but I'm very happy out of the church!

  • @soma7313
    @soma7313 2 дня назад +18

    Former BYU kid here. My bishop was convinced I was a lesbian, due to my short colored (silver/blonde) hair and general disinterest in the ward bros he would try to set me up with--which is also insane in retrospect. He had me bring my boyfriend of 6 months to an activity and only upon my bf passing his interrogation would he renew my ecclesiastic endorsement. It was an absolute joke.
    Fun bonus; The Industrial Design major also has a required Ethics of Design class. I remember getting into a heated debate about the ethical neutrality of designing sex toys and not being explicitly responsible for their end use (whether they are used by a couple vs a single person). Lo and behold, one of the most well known BYU alumni design firms became internationally famous for making a very single player sex toy.

    • @aubreetanner9543
      @aubreetanner9543 2 дня назад

      The same people would probably argue the NRA can't be held responsible for gun violence -_-

  • @AwakenedAF
    @AwakenedAF День назад +6

    I love this podcast!! I left the church at 18 (I’m now 48) and was very alone in that decision. Years later I learned all the lies (CES letter) and felt so validated. Anyway, the humor and authenticity that oozes from you both is the most fun to watch!! Never stop!!!! 💜

  • @Rynkhora
    @Rynkhora День назад +2

    Unsolicited pillow rec I really love the ones filled with shredded bamboo foam bc you can take foam out and adjust it to your preference

  • @LauraOttawa
    @LauraOttawa День назад +5

    The two of you have great chemistry with each other, for example, the way you make each other laugh. It can't be faked!

  • @itsameliatho
    @itsameliatho 2 дня назад +7

    I listen to your videos while i cook dinner and it's very comforting to look over and see your kitty once in a while. 😍 Thanks for the video

  • @kathrynclass2915
    @kathrynclass2915 2 дня назад +19

    BYU-I was super authoritarian when my daughter and son went there. The honor code agreement that they assigned said that not only are they not allowed to wear shorts on campus that they are not allowed to wear shorts off-campus when going around town because they are still a representative of BYU. They could wear shorts in their own apartment and that was it. Same for any of the other dress codes that they agreed to. It’s been a few years. I don’t know how things have changed and I don’t think that many of the students really followed that agreement when they went to Walmart for groceries or other places, butit was part of the agreement

  • @salyx
    @salyx 2 дня назад +8

    The ways in which I sympathize when Banksy tries to pick Sam’s nose with his tail!

  • @erintorres8985
    @erintorres8985 2 дня назад +15

    And again....I'm just here for the cat content 😅

  • @nyssalynn5216
    @nyssalynn5216 2 дня назад +13

    Ive commented about it enough that yall might remembr, but coming out at a fast and testimony meeting was one of the single most traumatic days of being a mormon.

  • @raycreveling1583
    @raycreveling1583 2 дня назад +7

    I was listening while making dinner. I came in to see Sam in a brilliant sweater (Jumper) and Tanner giving off strong Johnny Depp/Richard Greico vibes.

  • @millie6129
    @millie6129 День назад +6

    Pleasure is a right, not an indulgence.

  • @ashleyblake4332
    @ashleyblake4332 День назад +1

    Listening to you guys talk is always so comforting 🩷

  • @diamonddavemctv
    @diamonddavemctv 2 дня назад +12

    KITTY! 4:00

  • @AnxiousGary
    @AnxiousGary 2 дня назад +8

    Wait the church doesn't like beards? Dang I was on the fence about joining but now I'm not sure I would be a good fit

    • @johnpoole3871
      @johnpoole3871 2 дня назад

      Really? Brigham Young himself had quite an impressive beard.

  • @LilDinoGuy
    @LilDinoGuy День назад +2

    Sam! About the pillow thing- I’ve been researching pillows lately for my chronic pain, and I’ve heard great things about buckwheat and millet pillows- I found one brand called Pine Tales that uses bamboo cases for their ‘premium’ ones. Perhaps you can see if that’s what you’re looking for?

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  День назад +1

      OOH thank you!!

    • @evelien135
      @evelien135 3 часа назад

      @@ZelphOntheShelfdawn cured mine. Tried so many special things and even one €150 tempur pillow. Ikea dawn did the trick

  • @Calithecalico1031
    @Calithecalico1031 2 дня назад +2

    Can’t stop thinking about the BYUI Secrets Facebook page scandal in 2013

  • @LoudLeo3
    @LoudLeo3 2 дня назад +3

    Aw, Matt Gaetz pulled his name for AG and Zelph On the Shelf uploaded something less serious I can decompress with 🥳 you guys are really out here doing the lords work (typing that as I listen to the ad 😂). It’s going to be a good weekend! Take care of yourselves 💜

  • @rishaa682
    @rishaa682 2 дня назад +5

    That story is horrifying, I had to stop watching after that
    Glad you are warning potential students and discussing mormonism in general

  • @LauraOttawa
    @LauraOttawa 2 дня назад +1

    That sweater looks so cute on you! 💙

  • @kadegainey5123
    @kadegainey5123 2 дня назад +2

    I went to the Tallahassee temple open house. I behaved very well and only laughed at them a little☺️

  • @NiinaSKlove
    @NiinaSKlove 2 дня назад +2

    Nooooo flip flops 🩴 🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @guaranagaucho3071
    @guaranagaucho3071 День назад +1

    BYU Oahu is just surrounded by a crowd of party kids, I feel like RA’s leaning towards letting shit slide is just necessary, otherwise they’d have to report 50% of kids.

  • @saegemehlfee
    @saegemehlfee 2 дня назад +2

    haha just in the middle of your secret sneaky interview with megan conner when the notification for this appeared 😂

  • @ergoeverything5673
    @ergoeverything5673 11 часов назад

    Sam, on the pillow front have you tried going to a mattress store to try out different kinds of pillows? That's how I decided I liked shredded memory foam pillows.

  • @vanhaley4959
    @vanhaley4959 День назад

    Omg! I remember that battlefield video. Oh BYUI. 😂

  • @kristenlee337
    @kristenlee337 День назад

    Did I hear that right? AA for someone who wore shorts on campus? 😂

  • @imustremaincivil2932
    @imustremaincivil2932 2 дня назад +3

    Was it just flip flops or all open toed foot wear that was banned?

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  2 дня назад +1

      It was specifically flip flops! Haha

    • @bewitched3912
      @bewitched3912 2 дня назад

      ​@@ZelphOntheShelf😅 that's so weird! Thanks for enlightening us!!

  • @ScottyOrange
    @ScottyOrange День назад

    I need to go through my old hard drives but I thnk I have a mp4 of that video because I remember saving it so that I could send it to a friend of mine. slight chance I have a copy

  • @se9865
    @se9865 15 часов назад

    I guess Eastern Washington University accepted BYU Idaho credits because there were quite a few people there who got kicked out of byu while I was there.
    There were also a few Mennonites as well. I don't know if they got kicked out of Mennonite college, or if that is even a thing. I never actually talked to any of them.

  • @32flavorss
    @32flavorss 6 часов назад

    You have combined my 2 favorite interests: exmormon content and RUclips cat videos ❤ please consider having your cats tripping with catnip toys for your next video

  • @justinatkins737
    @justinatkins737 12 часов назад

    I'm wondering if BYU is like Liberty University an evangelical university. My sister went to college in that area but not Liberty and she described LU students as stuck-up weird and during COVID either not wearing a mask or not knowing how to properly wear a mask and doesn't care about learning how(I assume)

  • @hanatemonstas4485
    @hanatemonstas4485 День назад +1

    If you are still friends with the girl you wrote the “scathing article” about her using the vibrater, you can should share with her your Belsa give away lol

  • @freyast2213
    @freyast2213 2 дня назад

    Great sweater Sam.

  • @maybeabbymort
    @maybeabbymort День назад +5

    I want to pet your cat

  • @mikesimmons6703
    @mikesimmons6703 День назад

    I went there when it was still Ricks College (graduated the year before Bednar took over). Don’t know if it changed when it became a 4 year school, but it was basically high school 2.0 - only more strict.
    One of the dumbest things was the required religion class where we had to take tests on whatever whacked out doctrine they were teaching, that would totally affect our GPA (which would determine where we could transfer for our bachelor’s)

  • @sheliabryant3997
    @sheliabryant3997 День назад

    The lord's university! 😂🥳😂

  • @LisavonAustralis
    @LisavonAustralis День назад

    I was forced to leave the church because of the judgement and non-acceptance of my mutton chops! 😱

  • @philw4025
    @philw4025 День назад

    Confession? I once showed my students the BYU honor code and some short clips of people's honor code horror stories to let them see how bad our public university really wasn't. "Well if you think Campus PD writing you a ticket for drinking underage was bad, let me show you the LDS church's honor code at its universities..."

  • @tonelove666
    @tonelove666 День назад

    You guys always make me feel like I have friends. I should be here more often. You make me smile. Thanks🌸💕

  • @peterhoyt2529
    @peterhoyt2529 День назад

    I have mixed feelings when talking about my BYU experience. I absolutely loved attending the school, and it really is a great academic institution. But then I now look back and wish that I had had the opportunity to have a ‘normal’ dating experience like my straight counterparts. Although I totes would have married a man I’d be divorced from by now if that was a normal thing in the church. 😜😂

  • @andginisin
    @andginisin День назад +2

    43:32 omg pet him please

  • @gracetaylor6309
    @gracetaylor6309 День назад

    Ending with “we will be fapping in total silence” 😊wow. The product integration is flawless.

  • @christinabellini537
    @christinabellini537 День назад

    The getting ghosted by your school story is blowing my mind. I once brought up polygamy in a conversation with my super old school TBM father, and not only did he pull the “it’s really not crazy, compared to the polyamorous stuff being normalized today and they don’t have any room to judge” card (he didn’t give me the chance to address the many gaping flaws in that argument) but he went on to tell me how really in the church there’s no attempt to conceal the truth about polygamy at all, cuz he was taught alll about it very openly at byu back in his day, in a way that didn’t jeapordize anyone’s faith whatsoever. I tried to explain that that’s not case for most lds members who are shocked to the core to discover the true nature of the church’s past, and that it does understandably put their faith on the line because it is suuuch a stark contrast to the messages they’ve absorbed through the church their whole lives. It’s impossible for that not to feel like dishonesty. And that even if it was always broached in college, why only then? Why is it not information that’s available at every stage of the Mormon experience, alongside the other selective parts of church history that you are taught as a youth? Well obviously, the guy who got kicked out of byu for asking about it had a vastly different experience then my dad, and I have to wonder if that’s because he had actual ethics and opposed the horrors of early lds polygamy, instead of my dad who ate up the justifications and now, chillingly, has no problem with it.

  • @roziepymm1952
    @roziepymm1952 День назад

    39:08 that bishop is giving Chad and Lori Daybell vibes. If it was Rexburg, highly possible!

  • @jorgearcegarivera2698
    @jorgearcegarivera2698 День назад

    My interest in Mormonism (in its many branches, not just the LDS Church) was born more than two decades ago, when I had a few dates with a pretty psychology student who said that she was considering converting to that religion, after being visited a couple of times by the missionaries. I asked her some questions about basic doctrine, but she was rather evasive. I guess her mind was filled with doubts about what was allegedly revealed to Joseph Smith Jr. Even at the beginning of 2002, when the Winter Olympics were held in Salt Lake City, my ignorance on the subject was almost absolute: I knew that Latter-day Saints and Mormons were the same people and that, within the community, the coffee consumption is considered sinful. That was about it, despite living less than half a kilometer from a chapel and seeing missionary couples with some regularity. Finally determined to satisfy my curiosity and overcome my ignorance on the issue, I began by reading the corresponding Wikipedia article, believing that it would be enough, but the doctrine, the history of the church and even its folklore turned out to be fascinating and I ended up examining even the final statement of John Doyle Lee regarding the trial held years after the sad events of Mountain Meadows. Naturally, I was poorly prepared for the encounter with a peculiar doctrine (I think the self-proclaimed founding prophet used that adjective) and a fascinating history, including the existence of a large territory of its own (Deseret) and a respectable militia, as well as " mormon" currency and alphabet. I can add, so as not to make this message too long, that I know why the tapir has become a symbol for those who have made the brave decision to take their own destiny into their hands, giving up the feeling of relative security provided by the Brighamite membership. I have great respect and also admiration for anyone who is capable of conquering his personal freedom, breaking the chains imposed by year long indoctrination, after a complicated and painful process of introspective analysis. It does not require much insight or explanation to understand why acts as seemingly inconsequential as putting a cup of aromatic coffee in your mouth or wearing an "immodest" swimsuit in public can have an important meaning, even marking a stage of conquest. of individual freedom and self-affirmation. You ExMos who, with all certainty, are the majority of the subscribers of this remarkable channel, are people as brave as they are valuable. I hope to be welcomed in your community, even in my mexican NeverMo condition.

  • @hanatemonstas4485
    @hanatemonstas4485 День назад +1

    Someone please explain the “eating a tiramisu to baptize an apostate grandparents” thought experiment 😭

    • @ZelphOntheShelf
      @ZelphOntheShelf  День назад +1

      It’s from Jack Weyland’s “Adam’s Story”, the third book in the “Charly” series!

  • @alexishaynie6008
    @alexishaynie6008 День назад

    The amount of Banksy in this video is perfection 🥰

  • @hanatemonstas4485
    @hanatemonstas4485 День назад +1

    Sam CLICKBAITED, 2024, captured in 4K

  • @andginisin
    @andginisin День назад

    55:51 nailed it

  • @lilafliesrockets
    @lilafliesrockets День назад +1

    Important timestamp 19:06 😺

  • @amethyst775
    @amethyst775 19 часов назад

    I’m almost out of BYUI and I’ve been openly trans and queer and secretly exmo the entire four years ive been here. I genuinely have developed severe paranoia because of the surveillance culture here. I would get called to the honor office at least once a semester because my roommates or neighbors told on me for something they would only know about via spying. people from our ward would literally tell on me for things they could only know from looking through my blinds and listening through the door. I only stayed this long because i would be homeless without student loans and housing but that also ment that i was in constant terror of not just loosing my housing, but my livelihood as a disabled person trying to figure things out. not even going to mention how beyond aweful the school itself and the school bishops have been to me as a disabled person. ive been often physically unable to go to church and my bishop said he wouldnt endorse me if i didnt. i suggested a zoom like non-school wards do for the elderly but school wards arent allowed to brodcast or record their meetings. i was forced to attend meetings even though i would actively have seizures and have to leave crying because of the physical damage it did to me. and all this man did was say he was happy to see me at church no sympathy for my pain or offer to help.

    • @amethyst775
      @amethyst775 18 часов назад

      oh an added note to this was i went to 5 different departments at the school about this begging for help or support or advacacy. the disability department, the dean of students, no one could do anything. if the bishop got me kicked out for being disabled no one would be able to help.

  • @hes3
    @hes3 2 дня назад +7

    Did you all have the religion class lecture about how the secular community stole humanism from God's truths about our divine nature?

    • @brooksfaucette296
      @brooksfaucette296 2 дня назад +2

      I got essentially that from my history of psychology class
      We were learning about philosophy and the prof gave us papers that listed different philosophies with columns explaining them, and under the column "problems", for post modernism it said in like all caps "IS LEADING TO THE DOWNFALL OF THE FAMILY AND IS CORRUPTING WESTERN UNIVERSITIES" or smth like that

    • @hes3
      @hes3 2 дня назад

      @brooksfaucette296 that's wild!!! Did you agree with any of the philosophies at the time? I loved and love secular humanism at the time and was like, mmm I'm pretty sure this didn't come from God. It's better on its own

  • @OddlingCore
    @OddlingCore День назад

    12:20 Oh boy my favorite heathen home-shopping televangelists are on! 🖕😈 🤙 #FillingTheHoleLeftByBrodcastTV

  • @amethyst775
    @amethyst775 19 часов назад

    sorry for all the comments i just have a lot of thoughts but this is for the viewers who may see this: i went to BYUI already exmo as a way to escape my parents and because it was the easiest option that would cause the least conflict. the freedom from my parents covered up how bad the school was at first but it quickly became just as bad to be at this school. dont do it. i have friends who arent even fully exmo who are genuinely upset BYUI will be on their deploma. dont do it. i know people because of queerness or the hostile environment who tried so hard to graduate but were kicked out for something small like staying out too late or not going to church enough or being queer and had to start college all over again and go into even more dept because they lost years of college credit. dont do it. even if you graduate and are fine with BYUI on your deploma the reason the credits dont transfer is because most of the classes dont have a good cariculum. you wont get a good education at BYUI, dont do it.

  • @ellenmoffatt2537
    @ellenmoffatt2537 День назад +1

    HOT NEW VID JUST DROPPED. BABE I HAVE TO GO BE A MEGAFAN. YOU WOULDNT GET IT.

  • @amethyst775
    @amethyst775 19 часов назад

    from someone who is currently living at BYUI and has seen from multiple queer friends how incredibly bad the bishops are here, i’m completely sure that bishop that girl talked about did say that and did mean that and is probably still a bishop here. i was lucky enough that my bishops have tried to ignore my existance and i was happy to let them for most of my time here

    • @amethyst775
      @amethyst775 19 часов назад

      not only that but i feel like most people who heard that would quietly agree with the bishop. not to your face, but they would say he was in the right. bishops have so much power here and there is no regulation or way to get help if they are harming you and they have power over so much of your life. so many of them are power hungry and know they can get away with whatever they want with no concequences. the things ive heard in sacrament meetings are insane and not okay and it’s essentially part of the school. my bishop has outright told me school wards have different rules and are completely seperate from most as a way to explain why i had to go to church even though when i did i had dangerous medical problems. it’s genuinely insane

  • @KRMello
    @KRMello 2 дня назад +1

    Were you a Ridge girl???

  • @porterbrass
    @porterbrass День назад

    Making a cult cool?