Well, as we all know she isn't actually his mother. He's probably felt a lot of passive aggressiveness towards her over the years with her constant nagging and put downs, exacerbated by the fact that she is of no relation to him. I wouldn't blame him if he just left.
Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.
Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.
Skinner, and his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears more dramatic narration... There'll be trouble in town tonight!
You ever get the feeling that Seymour might just say "Yeah my house is burning down. And it's just what I get for being nice to you." To which Chalmers would reply "You know, it's actually more arrogant to keep pretending a lie than to just own your mistakes. Instead of calming the situation, why don't we say, the steam is building up."
I have actually been wondering what a version of the Simpsons where it was described in immense detail would be like. It’s just as amazing as I had hoped! I wish that it was an audio book or even a real book.
I think i have a theory about this meme. Seymours cooking was ruined and burnt a lot, which ripped time and space that led to other parallel universes. Skinner decided to go tell every universe that his roast was ruined, but failed and was stuck in a room of portals in a magical realm called RUclips. These portals led to the so called "videos" as the vision of that alternate universe. Since ripping time and space caused real Skinner to corrupt, he felt that he is more than one person. He turned into multiple persons. Which led to this plot twist that we, the viewers are all Skinners going trough different universes.
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So this is what the Simpsons would be like if it was an audio book
Hot Sauce I'd buy it
The StoryBook Tree hella would but it
This video is sponsored by Audible
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Hot Sauce I would purchase fastfood.. I mean audiobook of this excellent fellow.
Close your eyes for enhanced experience.
HogisGuy interesting
HogisGuy
wow
I'm frightened by what I saw
i did that and i forgot where i was
Be blind for 2x better experience
Simpsons for the blind.
Celestar then you eat your tv. But obviously if you can read this you don't need to.
Celestar Steamed Hams but it's visualized version
I think the scene would work perfectly well for a blind person without a narrator since it is very dialouge driven.
@@Celestar Someone can make a series of touchable sculptures and braille descriptions of each scene and display it for the deaf and blind people.
May I hear it?
Can we take a second to appreciate how perfect 2:29 is?
Cheese4G ...no
DEADFISH, THE SYNCHRONIZATION IS PERFECT!!!
i just came buckets
And at "steamed a good ham"
I don’t get it.
Previously, on Steamed Hams...
The Shotgun Gamer Next time, on Steamed Hams...
We now return to Steamed Hams
We will return to Steamed Hams after this break
Steamed Hams will be back after these subminimal messages. (BUY THESE PRODUCTS!)
It's shitposts like this that reassure me that everything is gonna be okay
bgrace94 Aw. If I was the creator of this video, this would be my favorite comment by far.
Meanwhile 5years later the world is more on fire than seymour's house =p
@@Laezar1 No, Laezar, it's just the Northern Lights!
Now, write a 30,000 word essay on the Steamed Hams incident and it's cultural implications
30,000 words is nowhere near enough to describe the brilliance of Steamed Hams and its impact
@@creeperdailey2075nah. A RUclips essayist
What if I took a Simpsons gag and heavily edited it for comedic purposes
Delightfully devilish Seymour
MrZurata you forgot the question mark
Uh
Steamed Hams: The Novelization
Steamed Hams: The Novella
waffleless Fifty Steams of Ham
wannyyydilliamsss Brilliant
The Nutella*
50 Steams of Ham
What's to say Skinner was attempting to save his mother? Maybe he was packing his stuff to leave her to burn.
Good lord, I have a dark mind
Well, as we all know she isn't actually his mother. He's probably felt a lot of passive aggressiveness towards her over the years with her constant nagging and put downs, exacerbated by the fact that she is of no relation to him. I wouldn't blame him if he just left.
Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.
Finally! I found it.
Thanks!
Thanks. Glad to know my ears weren't working this video.
Audio for the blind AND reading for the hearing impaired. The duality. 🤌🏽
Superintendent Chalmers rang Principal Skinner's doorbell. After Seymour answered the door, Chalmers assured him that he had arrived, despite Skinner's directions. Happy to see the superintendent, Skinner greeted him and hoped that he'd be prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. As Chalmers took a seat, Skinner entered the kitchen, when all of a sudden he realized smoke was emitting from his oven. His roast was ruined. But after looking out his window, Skinner's mind began to form a devilish plan: To purchase fast food and disguise it as his own cooking. As he headed out the window, he was caught dead in his tracks by the superintendent. After Chalmers had caught him red handed, Seymour quickly explaned that he was merely stretching his calves on the windowsill, which was, as he put it, "Isometric exercise." After asking if Chalmers cared to join him, the superintendent ignored him and asked why smoke was coming out of Skinner's oven. Skinner assured him that it was not smoke, but steam. Steam from the steamed clams he was preparing for lunch. He gestured that they would taste good. After Chalmers exited the kitchen, Seymour prepared to execute his plan to fix the luncheon. When lunch began, Skinner stated that he hoped Chalmers was ready for "mouthwatering hamburgers." Chalmers expressed his confusion to the principal as he was under the impression they'd be having steamed clams, but Skinner claimed that he had actually said steamed hams, a term he used to describe hamburgers, baffling the superintendent. Skinner explained that it was a regional dialect, and when Chalmers asked for what region, Skinner replied "Upstate New York." A native of Utica, Chalmers was skeptical, but Seymour assured him it was strictly an Albany expression. As the gentlemen ate, the superintendent felt that the hamburgers were reminiscent of the ones sold at Krusty Burger. Skinner scoffed at the idea and explaned to Chalmers that they were in fact an old family recipe, patented Skinner Burgers™. But Chalmers was still not convinced seeing that the so called "steamed hams" were in fact grilled. At a loss for words Principal Skinner began to stutter. He asked for Chalmers to excuse him for a brief moment, the superintendent agreeing. Realizing that his kitchen was on fire, Skinner reentered the dining room, telling Chalmers that he was tired and ready to end the luncheon. The superintendent was shocked to see what was occuring in the principal's kitchen, to which Skinner replied "Aurora Borealis." Baffled by the principal's responce, Chalmers questioned Skinner's explanation, as Aurora Borealis taking place only in his kitchen sounded unlikely. Assuring him that it was in fact Aurora Borealis, Chalmers asked if he could see it, which the principal replied "No." As Seymour saw Chalmers to the door, Agnes yelled that the house was on fire, which Skinner denied. Chalmers expressed how he felt Skinner was an odd fellow, however he left telling him that he "Steamed a good ham." Hearing more shrieks from Skinner's mother, he took one last look, as Principal Skinner gave him a thumbs up. Once Chalmers was out of sight, Skinner immediately ran in to save his mother from his burning house.
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I love all the moments when the narration matches the characters' words.
*His roast was ruined.*
I love how the narration is so well-synchronized. This is brilliant.
DeadFish, you're an odd fellow, but you meme a good ham.
👍
Simpsons for Intellectuals
“Sounded unlikely” hahahahaa
This is by far the best one I have seen
Oh my gosh this is reminding me of the old VHS Train videos when I was young by what are you narrated with your lovely tone of voice.
Sounda like something you would hear in a criminal investigation show.
The steamy parable.
Crap! Another reference that I get! Who are you people, and why are your viewing habits the same as mine?!
This is the story of a man named Seymour...
I like the narrator's voice, it's oddly fitting!
He almost kinda sounds like a Simpsons character!
You need to do more dramatic narrations, this is great.
Skinner, and his crazy explanations! Superintendent's gonna need his medication! When he hears more dramatic narration... There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Why is this so funny
RedShamrock you forgot the question mark
That narrating voice is amazing, I need more.
This is fucking amazing. You have a great voice! 👍🏻
I honestly think this one is the best
The new Simpsons Audiobook is amazing!
when someone asks for you to read the police report on the steamed hams incident
You could easily pass this as a paper for creative writing class. At least a solid B.
This is like the scene in a mystery movie or tv show when the detective is explaining the case after having just solved it.
This is slowly becoming my favorite meme
Indeed, what was happening in there? Let's find out what lay behind... the Scary Door.
All these steamed hams memes makes me really want a Krusty Burger hamburger
That's never going to be ever possible as Krusty Burger is fictional
This video is for the visually impaired
Is adam neely then narrator?
He does sound a lot like him.
if it was adam neely the theme song would be replaced with the lick
This video is actually a harmonic polyrhythm.
+kevs musicandstuff For 5 hours
+MeowTheRainbowX A-Dam
Nee-lys
Burnt
Lun-Cheon
Skinner x Superintendent fanfiction?
*this is true art.*
Just one more thing would've made it perfect: if the ending was "and then a fire tru-"
this meme gets logarithmically better every week
"Good lord, what is happening in there?" Superintendent Chalmers asked calmly.
Hahahahaha. I made a similar joke on another steamed hams video just a few hours ago. Another meme that never gets old!
I remember the first time I watched this scene, my mom couldn't stop laughing
I hope someday that you make a narration in the style of a Dr Seuss book
Best one I've seen yet.
Hey this isn't WatchMojo!
Now get Keven Brighting to do it.
"This is the story of a man named Seymour..."
People are making jokes about this being good for blind people.
Well I am, in fact, blind and this video was very enjoyable. Good job.
Top-Notch Shitpost.
this feels like watching a movie with descriptive audio
When you load up a DVD and choose captions with director's narration
Audible.com presents "Steamed Hams"
I feel like this is essentially a build-up to a mindblowing theory or dark secret of The Simpsons.
This is the best Steamed Hams Meme video I have ever seen
I never knew how badly I needed this..
It sounds like the start of a court case of Skinner's mother vs Skinner for burning the house down.
If The Simpsons were books on tape, this is exactly how this part would go.
your voice is beautiful, please make more dramatically narrated memes
This is amazing
You ever get the feeling that Seymour might just say "Yeah my house is burning down. And it's just what I get for being nice to you."
To which Chalmers would reply "You know, it's actually more arrogant to keep pretending a lie than to just own your mistakes. Instead of calming the situation, why don't we say, the steam is building up."
It's always great to see people use their talent for memes
“when skinner came to a set of two open doors, he entered the door on his left”
Steamed Hams but you're reading the script
This needs to be on a radio
"Aurora Borealis?" Chalmers asked calmly.
Thats also awesome when you think about, that you always need to talk but the video dont pause so you need a short but still detailed narration.
Better than expected. Great narration!
Skinner didn't form a devilish plan... He formed a DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH plan!!!
I wish literature finales were to do something like this
This is very well done, legit. You could do audio books.
Amazing! =D
The best steamed hams edit ever!
Aww. I was so disappointed this didn't end with a stinger just saying "...fire truck."
I love how *_'Isometric Exercise'_* was synchronized.
Why is this so good?
I just noticed when he held the burger to show him it was grilled the bite mark was gone
I have actually been wondering what a version of the Simpsons where it was described in immense detail would be like. It’s just as amazing as I had hoped! I wish that it was an audio book or even a real book.
Why does this sound like a segment from some kind of "Most wanted" show?
Or like a "Scammers exposed" kind of program
Probably thinking of Dragnet.
If you close your eyes it becomes more like a story you should hear
When you turn on audio description on Netflix
Having your voiceover on its own would sound like a creepypasta reading
I think i have a theory about this meme. Seymours cooking was ruined and burnt a lot, which ripped time and space that led to other parallel universes. Skinner decided to go tell every universe that his roast was ruined, but failed and was stuck in a room of portals in a magical realm called RUclips. These portals led to the so called "videos" as the vision of that alternate universe. Since ripping time and space caused real Skinner to corrupt, he felt that he is more than one person. He turned into multiple persons. Which led to this plot twist that we, the viewers are all Skinners going trough different universes.
I didn't knew before I needed this. Please tell me you do more of this stuff.
Steamed Hams but it's an episode of Dragnet
This is a reenactment of Skinner violating US copyright laws as recorded by a cop show.
Lore of Steamed Hams But it's Dramatically Narrated momentum 100
The 79 people who rated this video as "Bad" are probably deaf.
Perfect timing for the “No.”
Your voice is perfect for anything
Litterally anything.
Dang, for some reason I always laugh at "Aurora Borealis"
This is basically how all kids shows work.
Very well timed.
Steamed Hams but it can be purchased on Amazon for Audible.
Arrested Superintendent.
The Steamed Ham Parable
I like how you say the quotes as the characters do.
steam hams, but its an investigation discovery special
this is so well timed, holy shit
Sup.
That's strange, I never noticed that Skinner ran back into the house at the end before now.
ah Steamed Hams audio book, I'll listen to it