Years ago I told my wife I wanted a cordless screwdriver for Father's day. She looked puzzled for a second and then said, aren't all screwdrivers cordless? Then I looked puzzled and said Yes Dear.
3:11 That was also an episode of "Gomer Pyle, USMC". While guarding it, some hippies wandered up, Pyle befriended them, and when he was recalled, they drove away with it!
I hate it when a criminal goes to trial & the judgement is MOAR than the Average Human Life! WTH is that?? no human in the world can do that kind of time!
Today you’d never get away with the Chinese New Year joke at 5:10. By the way, I’ve heard that Pizza Hut is expanding to Asia, they are going to call it Pizza Mutt.
I remember looking forward to Monday nights to watch Jay Leno do Headlines. He was the best at what he did.
Kevin's laughter was the cherry on top.
Late night TV hasn't been worth watching since Jay left. He was so talented and funny, especially Headlines and 99=cent store routines!
Leno's comments MAKE these segments even funnier than they already are.
And Kevin's laughter!!!!
Jay Leno was the king of late night comedy.
He sure was once he left I stopped watching.
Loved the cordless screwdriver picture!
I have never had a screwdriver that needed to be plugged in to an outlet. 😃
trust me do not smoke while watching this
smoking and laughing at the same time do not mix lol
That butter tray isn’t the only American thing that’s double-wide nowadays ... One (or two) things lead to another !
Years ago I told my wife I wanted a cordless screwdriver for Father's day. She looked puzzled for a second and then said, aren't all screwdrivers cordless? Then I looked puzzled and said Yes Dear.
Hahaha.
Well I own a cordless hammer.
That's actually a thing. Wireless air hammer.
6:10 Surprised that Jay roasted Kevin with this one.
These were better times where one didnt get triggered for every little joke.
Kevin didn't need it.
1:33 I live here in Tennessee, I'm not suprised the government here is like that.
3:11 That was also an episode of "Gomer Pyle, USMC".
While guarding it, some hippies wandered up, Pyle befriended them, and when he was recalled, they drove away with it!
"Move that butter churn, wow!"
Christmas holidays 2019 and I've been watching Headlines for the past few days its fuckin awesome. I miss you Jay...
No homo
in 2019 the politicians here in tennessee are slimier than ever.....
Politicians have ALWAYS been "slimey". ALWAYS have been. ALWAYS will be. It's in their DNA.
Is that Gary Busey 3:45 😄
6:53 The Dick Decorating Knife. I think sales will be slow.
6:45 TBF, Those ARE cordless screwdrivers.
Low quality audio with a hum in it. You need to fix that. Try a digital high pass 100 Hz filter. They are easly applied.
Who's with me to see GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LICK?
6:58 O MAN
I hate it when a criminal goes to trial & the judgement is MOAR than the Average Human Life!
WTH is that??
no human in the world can do that kind of time!
Today you’d never get away with the Chinese New Year joke at 5:10. By the way, I’ve heard that Pizza Hut is expanding to Asia, they are going to call it Pizza Mutt.
Hi 🎽🏅🚚
That first pick looks like Tom Murray, my slightly homosexuality oriented, no doubt dead by now, boyfriend from the 70's!
So you put up a thumbnail of Al Gore, but there is nothing in there. Thanks you keep up work like that and you will soon be lonely on here.
The Al Gore bit is from the show. They start all the headline parts with their own fake headline. Has nothing to do with the person who posted this.
1:10 Waste of skin.
Ruined by the useless caption.
What caption? Do you have the optional RUclips generated captions turned on?
Are you serious?
Jay Leno was the king of late night comedy.