Leno Headlines
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- As the title says above. I do not own the clips. All credit is to Jay Leno, and NBC. I am in no way making money off of this since this is just for fans of the hit Jay Leno segment "Headlines" which airs weekly on Monday nights at 11:35 pm EST in the USA.
No matter how much i hated my job, i always was on a good mood on Mondays because i knew headlines was going to be on later
I wish I hadn’t taken my youth for granted😪. Blessings to all.
some people take my brains for granite.
Leno's headlines..... maybe the best part of his shows
Love it when Jay cracks up before he reads them. I miss him, so funny.
Jays laugh is awesome. Jay was always so natural as a host cuz he always approached things the way a stand up comic does, creating a natural easy going rapport with the audience through humor.
Yes, he is so funny the way he yells at the headlines 😆🤣
Kevins laugh always makes me laugh, but so hilarious when Jay gets cracked up and then Kevins laugh mixed in 😄
I really Miss Jay Leno. The "Headlines" segment on Mondays always got my week to start with lots of laughs.
+Don Neary also the jay walking and best of jaywalk allstars segments. And the stupid names of newly married people segment
True. "I am heterosexual, I like long walks on the beach, Smooth jazz, *Dressing like a woman*, and dining out- HOLD ON! WAIT A MINUTE!!" was my favorite part.
Headlines would always cheer me up if I was having a bad day. I miss it. I haven't watched since Leno left.
Headlines are so much funnier with Kevin's random laughter in the background.
The knork bit was hilarious especially when Kevin Eubanks said, "what?" in the background.
Wow, I just realized... I really miss Jay!
Kevin was best sidekick a night show host ever had imo
The Knork bit had me crying
Had me laughing real hard because it's too funny.
“I’m the dork with the Knork!”
Thank You for posting! Jay can make any headline funny!
I have not watched the Tonight Show since Jay Leno quit.
I was crying. One of my favorite bits.
4:06. Those two sweet potatoes were too irresistible!!!!
They were paid “between $1,500 and $10,000.” That’s quite a range! The attorney and/or writer couldn’t be more specific?
This is one of the funniest!
I miss Headlines.
And Leno was better than Fallon.
I hear ya on that.
I always loved the headlines,they cracked me up,Leno and all.
HonkIfYouLoveHonking I love headlines, but Conan was better then both Leno and Fallon
+JRUSA13 I liked Letterman's "Small Town News" just as much.
I don't care who stole from what from who.
I miss newspapers.
Gilligan Island reruns are better than Fallon.
“Treat your guest like royalty!”
Hahahaha sleeps on the floor! Hahahaha
I miss Leno
I miss Jay Leno!
5:44 The knork, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Squat n Gobble"...lmao
he's great!
"I'm the dork with the knork"!!!!!! bahahahahahahaha :D 6:12
I do miss these....
The knork was great hehe.
Meatballs with baby wipes 🤣😂
Good ol days...
It seems so much longer since he's been on than the 5½ years it has been.
i miss jay on nbc
Rabbis are in short supply in Germany. Classic!
This one was Ter-Terrific!
Lmao the knork...by far stupidest invention ever lol that was too funny
1:05 Damn construction is probably my all time favorite :)
OMFG! haha So I was in the mood for some old school "Headlines", and clicked on this video. And the very first headline is from my hometown... destiny! But I have to disagree with the experts, the old people around here definitely need to stop driving!
Nobody talks shit about Kevin Eubanks. NOBODY.
I really miss Jay Leno. I didn't like Fallon on SNL and never watched him on The Tonight Show.
me either..he's NOT funny, never was..
So sad. It’s a different time now. I miss Jay too
That VCR lines, though..😣those days won't come back.
Loved the Nork
This NEVER happens on Fallon.
Anybody else remember (my favorite): "Healthy one-pound turtle seeks ride to Cincinnati"?
Now that's some funny stuff.
"Squat N' Gobble II" Sounds like a strip club...
I would totally use the knork! :)
You would also want a fork AND a knife so you can HOLD the meat with the fork while cutting it with the knife.
I saw one from 2007 that had the same background and Kevin was in it so not gone.. I do not believe he left until 2010..
Could you please upload some more all the headlines are slideshows.
THE KNORK!
Why does RUclips allow blurry videos I don't understand
Yay...this is new
I didn't know Vladimir Putin watched The Tonight Show. I guess the Al-Jazeera network does get late night American programming.
To be fair, nothing wrong with the Barbara Bush part. That's how you address former First Ladies too.
Did anyone else notice the first two (about the seniors) were written by the same person?
Admiral Lord Nelson invented the KNORK 200 years ago. (He only had one arm.)
Where do i sign 7:57 😄
It's good that Putin like Leno, otherwise he might invade LA too.
7:43 First photobomb
Love his segments!^_^ I wish the video quality was better :P
360p?
Too funny.
I don't advocate murder for hire,the sweet potatoes,a sweet deal. Ok,I'll do it. Hee hee.
i own three knorks and zero tongues
Get rid of Fallon
ironically at 420 it happened
AKIVA!!!!!!!
I'm surprised Jay had a huge motivation of presenting these headlines back then. Today, it seems he's not that energetic when doing the headline segment. Very strange thing
I'm still scratching my head over the "porn routine." I must be rather dense, but what word did they mean to use?...
Spoon. I can't believe you didn't get that...
I think it's supposed to be 'pom'.
Rebecca Glaser I think it was pom, in some fonts they look the same.
kpyng It was supposed to be "pom." You can see it a few lines up in the article, too. :)
The knork thing is not a bad invention
Have you thought that through?
Famous Potato again.
The knorck should've actually taken off .
So funny without the political crap.
Fuck Trump
To me it actually says “pom routine” rather than “porn routine” Too close to call but funny though.
Disk dirt territory
Rabbi shortage in Germany.
LAPD...lol