[objection.lol] Phoenix uses 100% of his brain and Edgeworth gets mad
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- My first objection.lol
I will make more in the future, probably.
Everyting is going fine in court, when all of a sudden Phoenix starts having ideas and revelations, this leads to Edgeworth getting angry and both of these things work in Von Karma's benefit.
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"Oh no he's been THINKING!"
Damn Edgeworth
Before he dealt with phoenix's stupidity he needed to roast him first
Von Karma "Here they go again"
She knows what's gonna happen
She knows shit is gonna go down
@Mohamed Amari here's a question
Why?
@Mohamed Amari
1)no
2)why
@Watson Johan bot
I'm assuming this con karma is manfreds daughter?
i love how everyone depicts phoenix as a frickin' idiot
i think mainly because you play as him
we always kinda portray ourselves as idiots
All great minds get critized by the public
In reality hes probably the smartest character in the entire game
I get to ace attorney memes first so when I watched the anime i was like
So, he is only dumb because the fandom said so
@@veracious6123 he's only stupid in the game cause we keep choosing the wrong choices xD
by that logic, if u wear gloves while killing someone by stabbing them, that can't be considered your crime
by the logic actualy knife killed some one not you
By that logic then i dint kill my cousin
Well, there's a difference. With the intent and actual action, if you wash your hands with gloves on, you didn't really wash your hands.
washing your hands and fucking someone involves your body touching them, as you have demonstrated with your example, murder does not
You're not required to kill someone without gloves for it to be your kill
Whilst in washing your hands you do need to have bare hands,so it depends
And i've seen an argument about this exactly and the guy saying if you wash you're hands with gloves on blah blah blah. Then a guy replied this "ok so if i choked you to death with gloves on, did i really choked you to death, yeah shut the fuck up" it was hilarious
Its facts trust those with experience superior than yours
If he use 1000%of his brain, topologically, it is a blind hole so not inside
Well the act of choking someone is more so about the intent rather than the method. For example, one can use a belt/cable/ext. to choke someone but the phrasing stays the same. Thus, in this scenario, it’s the gloves that did the choking but the person who initiated it.
@@totalbuep so the act of shaking hands is because of the person, not the gloves....so phoenix is wrong
@@cmpunk61974
I you look at my initial comment, you’ll notice I specifically highlighted the separation between initiation and contact. So, if your definition of sex prioritizes initiation over contact, than yes, but if your definition of sex prioritizes contact over initiation, than no. If we are to say that it is initiation that matters the most, then those who have the most sex are not those readily participating in it, but instead those who build enterprises around it(Pimps, CEO’s of porn industries, and Wingmans). Now, as it is ludicrous to say that those who fuck the most are those who initiate it -regardless of whether or not they’ve stuck it in someone - by matter of elimination, contact should be prioritized in the definition. Thus, Phoenix is right and y’all are virgins
by that logic, if you were to slap someone in the face with gloves on, your technically not touching them so you didnt slap them?
Actually atoms never touch each other and since we're made of atoms I didn't punch that child officer
@@sansnyan982 How did the child get a job as a policeman?
@@everiz1360 r/wooosh
@@sansnyan982 How the fuck is that a woooosh I was making fun of the fact he forgot a comma
@@everiz1360 there doesn't belong a comma
From 1:27 I expected Phoenix to continue to say "ur mom" until the end of the video
Same
Same
Same
Same
Ur mom 😡
Who else thought he was going to say "you"
This title just sounds like every trial in Ace attorney involving Edgeworth
@placidbatonFinal 37
Ngl I burst out with laughter after “Mr.Edgelord” happened.
If I were edge I would take it as a compliment
I'm surprised Franzy didn't whip either of them
He has a point with the first one.
He actually didn't take it far enough
He says if you're wearing a condom then the pp are not touching the insides of a pussy, but AKCHSHUALLY the pp NEVER touches the insides of a pussy because nothing ever actually touches, nothing can touch because the atoms always have some small distance between them, the same applies to the atoms of his pp and the atoms of a pussy
@@dshvd2410 the name of this is electrostatic repulsion
XD
Be careful with whom you electrostatically repulse
@@dshvd2410 just eliminating the very concept of touching because it is not a valid concept on the nano scale is kind of a weak argument.
Touching was defined with the meso scale in mind. We say two objects touch, when they are so close that they can directly transfer mechanical forces via their surface (or via the electrostatic repulsion of their atoms, if you so will).
I love how Franziska is so apatehtically only there for the TikTok clout, god I love her.
And it just *had* to be tiktok. OF COURSE.
@@rbxless
It’s better than filming for Twt Karma… I think
"this is so going on my tiktok"
1:16 phoenix just saying "your mom" makes my sadness go away
and I feel ikw me and phoenix would have a good convo on the condom thing
Everyone: Talking about wether it counts or not
Me: Vibing the music
*slaps table*
Ur mom
*slaps table*
Ur mom
*slaps table*
Ur mom
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day.
*slaps table*
your dad
By his logic, a school shooter that only used chest shoots didn’t shoot the kids and kill them, they simply shot their clothes
For that to follow the same logic the condom would need to break or the bullet would need to not penetrate the clothes.
@@badrunna-im yes but I only shot the clothes the clothes just do happened to break and hit the kid as well
2:43 if he was in Canada, he would have been arrested.
Edgeworth: Who is the last person u slept with?
Phoenix: Ur mom
Edgeworth: I walked into my own trap...
"ur mom'
I proceeded to laugh so hard that my neighbors came down and asked if I'm ok XD
Ur mom
Ur mom
Pheonix is just too smart, the only way Edgeworth can win this debate is if he uses 150% of his brain by firing all of his neurons at once.
plot twist: phoenix is defending a rapist
Omfg
Excuse me sir, but this comment should be illegal.
@@Ieatmychildren plot twist: he's defending himself
@@user-cj4fu8qq9b stop thinking about it, pretty please
*OH N O*
To all simps
It doesn’t matter how pretty is the person you simp on
If he/she uses tiktok, they ain’t worth it
True
This is my own opinion, but personally, I think Tik Tok isn't that bad
It's just a small group that ruins it for everyone else
The judge and I endure such things every day😤😡
Honestly Phoenix sounds more like Larry here...
Sub atomically speaking No one has ever touched anything.
Phoenix when he said Edgelord: (Reminds me of Undertale, Phoenix must be Sans and Edgeworth is Papyrus hahaha)
2:15
Lmfao true
this comment made me think I was in 2015 for a minute
......
Damn Edgeworth, didn't think you would call Benix Wright stupid. Then again I've never played the damn games even though I want to get the first trilogy on my switch.
3:10: Phoenix: Jokes on you I been in marvel VS Capcom 3
Biologically speaking, it is not sexual intercourse, but for the sake of social convention I will say that it is.
Phoenix: pulled out no u goku card, costs 5 mana and is a fire type
OBJECTION: why fire type
@@user-cj4fu8qq9b fire types got the dmg, no u cards also do dmg, 5 mana is alot
@@announcerspeakerboxbfdi4966 but edgelord is red and red = fire type so phoenix attack doesn't affect him
If you want to get super technical and pedantic, you don't actually touch anybody (or anything).
The electrons on the outside of your body just rub up against the electrons of another person and they repel against each other.
5head
Phoenix: the Revolution of robots has began
This reminded me ace attorney dual destinies Lmao 😂
phoenix won when they said your mom
"this is so going on my tiktok"
Franziska von karma 2020
My friends when I say something funny on the group chat: 2:40
U sure it was funny to them?
@@TheSpy149 yes :)
'all this time I've only been using 0.00000001% of my brain power!'
Tops on Grinder: Write that down Write that down!
using 100% of your brain is called a seizure
If he use 1000%of his brain, topologically, it is a blind hole so not inside
Fact: if you use 100% of ur brain you will need to beat ur heart to the beat and yo will need to make urself feel pain and control your sleeping.
Phoenix spent too much time around Larry and is clearly on something
"this is soo going on my tik tok"
0 dislikes, perfection
1 dislike
3 dislikes and 330 likes. Huh....
@@milesedgeworth1208 Aha it’s the man himself, nice glasses.
@@muii6319 Thank you. Sadly this pfp is outdated. _Wright stole my glasses_
@@milesedgeworth1208 Always wondered what Mr Wright would look like in those glasses
Ur mom
*slam*
Ur mom
*slam*
Ur mom
If Pheonix is right, i can still be a wizard! Oh wait
I would be anyway
Firing every neuron at once is called a seizure
I’m going down a rabbit hole, aren’t I…
Mei really seems like the type if persona who would use tiki tok
Von Karma as a tik tokker is cursed
1:15, Phoenix replies with 'You'
I thought Phoenix was about to say « maybe now is the good time to inform you that I have a pain kink »
This deserves more views
Technically no ones ever touched someone else because atoms dont meet
technically speaking atoms don't touch so technically you're never touching anything :200iq:
Pheonix: *ur mom ur mom ur mom*
lovers quarrel
"ur mom"
"ur mom"
"ur mom"
by that logic, i can murder with gloves on and the police won't mind? pretty wierd logic. (also i'm refering to punching to death as the mechanism)
2:40 a girl every time i flirt with her
Phoenix's brain power is -100, so when he uses less of it he's actually smarter
I bet you there’s one white kid’s mom that thinks this is the actual game and wants to sue it or something.
Me and my friends at lunch:
I think he was gonna say "you" for a second 1:16
You know, I actually agree 100% with Phoenix on this one. I usually side with Edgeworth, but sex with a condom really isn’t sex; he’s right.
"You're stupid"
I laughed
*slams table*
Ur mom
*slams table*
Ur mom
*slams table*
Ur mom
*slams table*
Ur mom
Me:Did you really conquer a country without doing anything to them like attacking their army etc. Germany:Actually yes. (flashback) Germany:Austria join me Austria:ok
Where'd you come from, commenting that here? And also yes, countries can just downright annex other nations with no military involved, Anschluss case in point
@@dusanbrankov5533 I already know that. I literally said in the end of my comment Germany annexing Austria WITHOUT ATTACKING THEM.
@@dusanbrankov5533 Also Germany did involve their military.Sending it into Austria.
@@ethiopianpatriot oh, guess u learn something new every day
He has a point though
1:16 I thought he was gonna say it was Miles tbh
3:03 OBJECTION!
ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A 3 MINUTE TIK TOK HA
Actually, you can NEVER do so due to each and every atom refusing to touch other atoms, and so you have a small layer over yourself AND your partner, meaning haha everyone is a virgin
Edgeworth salty
Von karma on tik tok
Phoenix GALAXY BRAIN wright
The robot revolution one is kinda true and fully hilarious
Pheonix at the end be saying: no u
Edgelord in denial in the end lmfao
How tf have i never considered the "edgelord" thing
Is this what it means to practice Law?
1:29
"This is going on my tiktok"
Sex is by definition the transfer of fluids for reproduction. Not the stimulative act
If you kiss someone with make up, you technically don't kiss them
2:40-2:42 Did he just smash his keyboard, LOL.
*Ya this is big brain time*
So I looked up the definition of sex and the dictionaries were impressively unhelpful. The first definition was referring to male and female, the second definition were, and this is a direct copy & paste:
2a: sexually motivated phenomena or behavior
b: SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
3: GENITALIA
The verb category had this to say:
a: to increase the sexual appeal of -often used with up
b: to arouse the sexual desires of
So I assume that Phoenix is wrong here
My man searching for nothing. Lmao
Phoenix condom logic is weak asf, and can be broken comparing sex with condom, and doing something with gloves.
So if you basically had boots on and kicked somebody you didn't actually? 🤔
why do I agree with phoenix and his argument
i actually thougt the same thing with phoenix
Ok now its confirmed that sex with condom is not a sex
İ died when phoenix said ur mom
I think the coffee mug of godot create coffee with the user iq
That explain why phoenix is dumb here
And godot in general
Miles Edgeworth is gay because he said hmph. Because hmph is for girls.
I noticed that.
so doomguy is a girl
so sasuke and vegeta
WHY CAN I IMAGINE FRANZISKA HAVING A TIKTOK LMAOOO
Sedang mencari Nurdin Entod 😂
2:00
BEAT HIM UPPP
So tecnically if someones touch ur chest while u are having clothes on, u arent touching the other one
8 People can’t use their brain
The glove thing doesn't have any correlation, let's say you are a doctor and you are in the middle of a surgery, you wear gloves, and you get your hand inside the stomach, because you were using gloves you didn't do the surgery? You never got your hand inside it?
Answer: Depends on your definition of shrex
I agree with Edgeworth for once lol
1:14
XD