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  • @callumdoyle2200
    @callumdoyle2200 4 года назад +16294

    “Next time I come back here you better have some crack”
    *Quest added - get some crack*

    • @piskopatandi3985
      @piskopatandi3985 4 года назад +82

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joshuabowden5626
      @joshuabowden5626 4 года назад +9

      Lame ass comment

    • @shyguyz8582
      @shyguyz8582 4 года назад +176

      *optional objective* -Hit Crack Pipe-

    • @LithuanianBear
      @LithuanianBear 4 года назад +80

      ahaha i legit heard the Oblivion quest sound effect in my head as i read that

    • @rudybojko587
      @rudybojko587 4 года назад +6

      Ahaha legend

  • @yurrye7243
    @yurrye7243 5 лет назад +28212

    I swear drugs unlocks the next step in human evolution.

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 4 года назад +136

      @@iamLODD *Acid literally lowers your IQ.*

    • @b0sspls622
      @b0sspls622 4 года назад +432

      @@Princess2Warrior no thats not true

    • @notxvexorr4379
      @notxvexorr4379 4 года назад +134

      @@b0sspls622 yeah it is true. It eats away chunks of your brain and leaves little holes

    • @Johnbeat100
      @Johnbeat100 4 года назад +5

      Yo thats a funny as comment bro im crazy

    • @eune8708
      @eune8708 4 года назад +143

      @@Princess2Warrior people that drink and pass out, doing drugs don't have any IQ to lose tbh

  • @jacesaces15
    @jacesaces15 4 года назад +13097

    I feel like he was absolutely at the right house, but the dealer lost interest when he said he only had $3.

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 4 года назад +98

      🤣

    • @CrazyLinguiniLegs
      @CrazyLinguiniLegs 4 года назад +477

      "I got three bucks...aw, I gotta go back for my three bucks"

    • @edgarallanpoe7907
      @edgarallanpoe7907 4 года назад +217

      Gotta have Atleast $10

    • @davidguay181
      @davidguay181 4 года назад +211

      He didn't even have 3 bucks haha... He had to go back for it AKA "can you spot me?"

    • @donte10111
      @donte10111 4 года назад +191

      I mean honestly, why was there a ladder there in the first place lmao

  • @adamseidel8901
    @adamseidel8901 3 года назад +1211

    Ten years later and not only is this guy still alive, but he’s a member of Congress.

    • @iansnook6856
      @iansnook6856 3 года назад +77

      100% believable. 😞😞

    • @Jrixi
      @Jrixi 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @amateurcarprojects37
      @amateurcarprojects37 3 года назад +7

      The guy from house of cards?

    • @jackass315
      @jackass315 3 года назад +32

      isnt that the president ?

    • @kennybluet5527
      @kennybluet5527 3 года назад +59

      @@jackass315 ol' Joe WISHES he was that perceptive.

  • @xesxblackarrow7912
    @xesxblackarrow7912 4 года назад +6542

    This is Jason Stathams stunt double in the movie "Crank".

    • @travis2950
      @travis2950 4 года назад +50

      My friends and I would’ve loved this underrated we watch “Crank” religiously it’s our go to movie

    • @gmontana7634
      @gmontana7634 4 года назад +8

      Lame joke

    • @bongwaterbaptist
      @bongwaterbaptist 4 года назад +81

      "Crack"

    • @conorwhelan500
      @conorwhelan500 4 года назад +10

      Underrated comment

    • @jahnperez5060
      @jahnperez5060 4 года назад +15

      Woody Harrelson X Jason Statham

  • @vld2435
    @vld2435 4 года назад +4730

    This feels like a side-mission for Trevor.

    • @killergreek55
      @killergreek55 4 года назад +18

      Not everything is a video game stop comparing everything to video games its pathetic

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 года назад +83

      @@killergreek55so, all the comments on this entire video are about video games?

    • @soggybiscuitz5985
      @soggybiscuitz5985 4 года назад +74

      Doomer25 sorry your parents didn’t love u

    • @austin.m.z9190
      @austin.m.z9190 4 года назад +81

      @@killergreek55 u should change yjr name to boomer ya karen

    • @CR7GOATofFootball
      @CR7GOATofFootball 4 года назад +14

      Doomer25 Calm down

  • @IllHandleThis
    @IllHandleThis 5 лет назад +2811

    Poor little crackling. He’s got good climbing ability, at least. Chances of survival are decent.

    • @jab3020
      @jab3020 5 лет назад +22

      well addicts do anything to get them self fucked up again so yeah

    • @brandonreal916
      @brandonreal916 5 лет назад +28

      @@jab3020 well if it makes you climb walls it might be worth doing

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 лет назад +4

      Because he climbed a ladder?..

    • @xtina1fan
      @xtina1fan 5 лет назад +33

      Crackling lmfaoooo

    • @InsanoBinLooney
      @InsanoBinLooney 5 лет назад +7

      Imagine having crack during a medieval siege. Need to sack a city? Launch a 30 pound crack boulder over the enemies walls, that will motivate the "troops".

  • @dogeymon83
    @dogeymon83 2 года назад +413

    Mike Judge plays so many crazy characters. He does this so seamlessly! Underrated actor

    • @mulletover3832
      @mulletover3832 2 года назад +4

      I couldn't put my finger on it, but you nailed it.

    • @Blackout0O0
      @Blackout0O0 11 месяцев назад +10

      That's Bruce Willis whatcha talking about?!?!?!?!?!

    • @jrobbin24
      @jrobbin24 7 месяцев назад +3

      I knew it was either him or Uncle Rico

    • @frankbeans5921
      @frankbeans5921 7 месяцев назад

      @@jrobbin24damn uncle rico! That’s takes me back.

    • @DangOlJesse
      @DangOlJesse 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Blackout0O0nahhh. DEFINITELY Mike Judge.

  • @caseycat
    @caseycat 5 лет назад +6396

    He said "aww you guys don't have crack?" Like someone walking into a Subway and finding out they don't have chicken tendies

  • @PittheadX
    @PittheadX 5 лет назад +3556

    Wow, Statham ain't doing good after Crank 2

    • @glamorsocial7081
      @glamorsocial7081 5 лет назад +14

      Aduha Dx Crank off the cracckkkk!😂🖕👀

    • @headach203
      @headach203 5 лет назад +73

      went from crank to crack

    • @kmula4409
      @kmula4409 5 лет назад +8

      THE TRIVIADOG LMFAOO UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @Dilopho
      @Dilopho 5 лет назад +20

      Crack 2

    • @PittheadX
      @PittheadX 5 лет назад +4

      @@kmula4409 As under rated as the down on luck Statham 's double life 👍

  • @zachyurkus
    @zachyurkus 3 года назад +5557

    If you’ve ever been around real crackheads before, you can 100% tell this dude isn’t acting.

    • @Chiyomi_Anzai599
      @Chiyomi_Anzai599 3 года назад +279

      Fr I love when they tell storys cause its interesting and relatable

    • @MrHouserobot
      @MrHouserobot 3 года назад +198

      Yep, hard to remake those facial expressions

    • @brazyrist
      @brazyrist 3 года назад +477

      @@Chiyomi_Anzai599 you damn crackhead they ain’t ever relatable 😂😂 one thing about crackheads is they never die they always respawn at the crack dens

    • @TwofourA
      @TwofourA 3 года назад +16

      @@brazyrist 😂😂

    • @adamsavage5281
      @adamsavage5281 3 года назад +15

      I work with one, fml

  • @samos8367
    @samos8367 3 года назад +933

    I love how his cracked out mind makes him think that it's a good idea for him to go up to a window of a complete stranger's home like he's ordering from Burger King!!!

    • @Ben_Dover_911
      @Ben_Dover_911 3 года назад +24

      Could he know that they don't have crack there? 🤔

    • @josephgaona1996
      @josephgaona1996 3 года назад +1

      Not Crack but when I was younger I saw a doubie at an apartment knocked at closest door was like aye d here they were like na up stairs an thats how I got my first plug

    • @selltheteam4448
      @selltheteam4448 3 года назад +22

      @@Ben_Dover_911 He’s at the right house they just didn’t want his 3 dollars that he lost.

    • @weedian710
      @weedian710 3 года назад +14

      He's not at the wrong house, he has $3.

    • @maniacjr
      @maniacjr 3 года назад +8

      Something tells me it’s a known drug house, probably for prescription pills or something like that. When he asks if this is the wrong house he doesn’t exactly say yes, and also he asks the 3rd guy in the back ground if he could give him anything for $3. I’m assuming the 4th person on the ground miscommunicated crack for pills because $3 is enough for a pill to few pills depending on what they’re trying to buy.

  • @dannykarim5462
    @dannykarim5462 6 лет назад +2143

    His transition from the story to "where is the crack" is incredible.

  • @Emma-iu1jn
    @Emma-iu1jn 4 года назад +3235

    Hes soo scary. The way he climbed sooo fast up the house

    • @dervs1679
      @dervs1679 4 года назад +319

      Crackheads have special abilities

    • @PunishedSnake88
      @PunishedSnake88 4 года назад +97

      Dervs “some consider to be unnatural...”

    • @Soil_Bound
      @Soil_Bound 4 года назад +18

      Wasn’t fast at all..

    • @Emma-iu1jn
      @Emma-iu1jn 4 года назад +68

      @@Soil_Bound it was fast for a human. But he was a crackhead too so.

    • @theapplechapel
      @theapplechapel 4 года назад +36

      Crack zombies are fast

  • @kohenwilliams5585
    @kohenwilliams5585 3 года назад +602

    If a stranger climbs up to your window and the only alarming thing to you is his lack of money, you may be a crack dealer

    • @aurora8749
      @aurora8749 3 года назад +26

      I mean the name of his place is corys crack house

    • @max-xu1vb
      @max-xu1vb 3 года назад +4

      LMAOOOOO

    • @Jemasonj
      @Jemasonj 3 года назад +6

      Or just living in the wrong neighborhood lol

    • @matiassilveira5252
      @matiassilveira5252 3 года назад

      XDDD

    • @michaelg4664
      @michaelg4664 3 года назад

      lol Thanks for the laugh! :-)

  • @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783
    @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 3 года назад +214

    Bro he started telling a story and all of a sudden remembered he was there for crack and just burned a hole into the mans soul with his eyes.

  • @jeffhagel3970
    @jeffhagel3970 4 года назад +3403

    When an addict starts with "Your not even going to believe what happened dude.... "

    • @UrOwnPapi
      @UrOwnPapi 4 года назад +96

      Or “omg dude so this one time!... bla bla personal life story after story”

    • @johnashley327
      @johnashley327 4 года назад +27

      You shut the window.

    • @Bredgy1009
      @Bredgy1009 4 года назад +75

      You know they're wanting discount or some shit 😂🤣

    • @jaythemachine3845
      @jaythemachine3845 4 года назад +62

      Bredgy1009 yuuup “I’m having a horrible day can you hook it up with a lil extra” fuuuck you your whole life’s one big horrible fucking day 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @jaythemachine3845
      @jaythemachine3845 4 года назад +2

      @Steven Orozconpatatero swing on them and if you got some people with you make it a party jump him that’ll teach him to stop bugging

  • @3xotic4mbition
    @3xotic4mbition 3 года назад +3237

    He switched so quick from his story then just suddenly: “you got that shit?” *Stares into mans soul*

    • @eternalcosmo
      @eternalcosmo 3 года назад +38

      took me out😂😂

    • @kingyo1986
      @kingyo1986 3 года назад +12

      I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @savageinventor4884
      @savageinventor4884 3 года назад +1

      Cutie

    • @bruceleroywayne
      @bruceleroywayne 3 года назад +13

      he stared into all of our souls

    • @jenellenichols952
      @jenellenichols952 3 года назад +11

      That shit had me!!!! Lmao 🤣 there was this chick and this pipe.....the pipe broke.......you got that shit?

  • @matthewlayford1736
    @matthewlayford1736 5 лет назад +2035

    He's making up a story for why he can't pay for his crack before he's even bought his crack.

    • @ranzt242
      @ranzt242 5 лет назад +21

      Thats called hustling.

    • @kylelococo7620
      @kylelococo7620 5 лет назад +70

      @@ranzt242 No, that's called being a drug addict.

    • @trevtrev14131215
      @trevtrev14131215 5 лет назад +9

      I think the story was true though lol

    • @EternalResonance
      @EternalResonance 5 лет назад +9

      he was about to break in.

    • @jameshenchy184
      @jameshenchy184 5 лет назад +9

      that's how u know hes legit a crack head lololol

  • @denverscott37
    @denverscott37 3 года назад +76

    I love how he has 3 bucks but doesn't have it on him, has to go back for it😂

  • @czujowy
    @czujowy 4 года назад +3424

    He's like some weird mix of Jason Statham and Trevor Philips.

  • @c0l1n_m45
    @c0l1n_m45 5 лет назад +2920

    My man Derrick is trying to look for his crack dealer that got lost in the sewer.

  • @llg3pe
    @llg3pe 5 лет назад +761

    Fast food restaurants have drive-thru windows. Crack Houses have climb-up windows.

    • @glamorsocial7081
      @glamorsocial7081 5 лет назад +1

      LLG 3PE 😂

    • @johnnynavarra2818
      @johnnynavarra2818 5 лет назад

      Hahahaha

    • @p0rcs
      @p0rcs 5 лет назад +1

      LLG 3PE fat customers cant climb and then also cant run from cops, they go somewhere else and snitch on somebody else, its a good plan

    • @hsanc72598
      @hsanc72598 5 лет назад

      The dude climbed up without ladders.

  • @HyLowz
    @HyLowz 2 года назад +37

    "next time I come back here you better have some crack"
    Oh great, he's coming back

  • @skywalker1000
    @skywalker1000 5 лет назад +6466

    there was this dude and
    there was this chick
    and there was this pipe
    and it broke and we ran
    then we went to cvs and
    there was
    security evEryWheRe
    and i hit this guy and
    he hit me and i hit him
    then he called the cops
    and they came and they let me go
    yougottheshit?

  • @beansandcheese4017
    @beansandcheese4017 4 года назад +2829

    Girl: I bet he’s cheating on me
    Him:

    • @allanbaker5945
      @allanbaker5945 4 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @humbleservant4724
      @humbleservant4724 4 года назад +8

      This is a very over occurring thing men do yes

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад +5

      @Rohit Chavda there is no ladder he just crawled up the house like an animal

    • @yuridanylko
      @yuridanylko 4 года назад +1

      Okay okay this one was good

    • @Sealed_Chamber
      @Sealed_Chamber 4 года назад +1

      A stunning application of that format!

  • @harrywisden5251
    @harrywisden5251 4 года назад +1508

    He's actually just a plumber and someone reported there was a crack in the pipe
    "There was this dude, and this chick, and this pipe and it broke.."

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 3 года назад +18

    Looks at someone only he can see "is this the right house"???
    👁👄👁 lool 😭😂

  • @TRipBoone
    @TRipBoone 4 года назад +2148

    "Sir this is not a crack house , this is a crack home, you need to use the front door next time.

  • @jfydjaja7077
    @jfydjaja7077 5 лет назад +7948

    why tf is RUclips recommending all these vids about crackheads 💀
    edit: why tf did my comment get almost 8k likes 💀

    • @anthonyvasquez2701
      @anthonyvasquez2701 5 лет назад +67

      THE RUclips MATRIX, IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE TOO!

    • @semimad100
      @semimad100 5 лет назад +32

      if you watch one the al gore rhythmthinks you want more

    • @surrealcereal1706
      @surrealcereal1706 5 лет назад +48

      Clorox Bleach cause they think you are a crackhead

    • @krisb3429
      @krisb3429 5 лет назад +5

      Bleach is 1 ingredient in crack.

    • @harnessedinhopes6528
      @harnessedinhopes6528 5 лет назад +21

      RUclips is teaming with the CIA to help distribute crack to inner cities.

  • @Erolanya
    @Erolanya 6 лет назад +2430

    Is this Crank with Jason Statham?

  • @chapo1406
    @chapo1406 3 года назад +20

    "aww you guys don't have crack?"
    Like KFC running out of chicken

  • @patypo962
    @patypo962 6 лет назад +2544

    If Mikey had been awake things would have been a lot easier for him that day.

  • @spencerj4677
    @spencerj4677 5 лет назад +2202

    This guy was gonna break in and got caught and tried to play it off

    • @kotamin6740
      @kotamin6740 4 года назад +319

      Totally possible, given his over-acting afterwards.

    • @amvxxx8991
      @amvxxx8991 4 года назад +7

      Hahahahahah

    • @ace-dj1dm
      @ace-dj1dm 4 года назад +64

      good speculation

    • @dopemango4653
      @dopemango4653 4 года назад +34

      Spencer G especially that he didn’t have enough money

    • @sanjayw9878
      @sanjayw9878 4 года назад +64

      No he was legit there for crack lol his daughter posted about him being a crack head

  • @yeahbronah6319
    @yeahbronah6319 6 лет назад +727

    The drive through window for crack lmao

    • @kkkrusher7259
      @kkkrusher7259 6 лет назад +5

      The fly through window more like it. Maybe they'll jump off in their tweak courage.

    • @kkkrusher7259
      @kkkrusher7259 6 лет назад +3

      @lucy's underground they're all fuckin tweakers bruh lol that shit ain't cool.

    • @user-ro7zp2ug3o
      @user-ro7zp2ug3o 5 лет назад

      I've bought weed at McDonalds drive through in a happy meal box. The guy working even weighed it on a scale at the window so I could see from my car.

    • @jacobloving6765
      @jacobloving6765 5 лет назад +1

      Climb through

  • @kingston2411
    @kingston2411 3 года назад +14

    One of the best under covers I've seen in a long time...

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 4 года назад +4410

    Crank 2

    • @rexarroz3012
      @rexarroz3012 4 года назад +103

      Crack 2

    • @justaguy3425
      @justaguy3425 4 года назад +18

      why the fuck are you here bruh

    • @raafay3308
      @raafay3308 4 года назад +9

      @@justaguy3425 just because hes a youtuber doesnt mean he cant watch other videos

    • @justaguy3425
      @justaguy3425 4 года назад

      @@raafay3308
      (tl;dr fair point sir)
      i know and watch what you want you are right good sir or women or whatever. i guess i think he would watch some thing else than this video and i would think hes watching some other shit but alas i do not know him in real life i don't know if hes trans if hes much more wholesome or some thing or what ever but you are right
      just because hes a youtuber doesn't mean he cant watch other videos
      and i would think he wouldn't comment much but AGAIN i don't know him
      so sir very fair point i guess

    • @justaguy3425
      @justaguy3425 4 года назад +1

      @@raafay3308 also be safe out there stay home you matter maybe not to anyone you know but just find some one who actually care about you cut of toxic relationships and talk to a therapist YOU matter to me and people you haven't found don't kill your self remember to say no if you can't keep a promise or you don't feel comfortable YOU matter
      WHY DID I SAY THIS I DONT KNOW
      STAY SAFE

  • @jorgeavendano9439
    @jorgeavendano9439 7 лет назад +2281

    Hahaha " next time i come back you'd better have some crack" best sentence ever

    • @jacquir8331
      @jacquir8331 6 лет назад

      jorge avendano 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @peytonbell5637
      @peytonbell5637 6 лет назад +1

      jorge avendano 😂lmao

    • @au_nerozzzyt9572
      @au_nerozzzyt9572 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @tylerp3327
      @tylerp3327 6 лет назад +2

      Him pointing his finger at ur face is funny as fuck too 😂😂😂

    • @sinunknown9929
      @sinunknown9929 6 лет назад

      jorge avendano 😂😂😂💨

  • @psychobillynumbnuts1
    @psychobillynumbnuts1 5 лет назад +1003

    Crackheads are so powerful, they can climb up walls like Spiderman

    • @donattoalberto1389
      @donattoalberto1389 4 года назад +10

      omg im high af and this comment make me piss

    • @rcKlsS_-iw3kg
      @rcKlsS_-iw3kg 4 года назад +1

      @@donattoalberto1389 tf lmfaooo

    • @SenPai-tt6hi
      @SenPai-tt6hi 4 года назад +3

      its called crackhead strength

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 4 года назад +3

      My stepbrother did that, motivated only by excessive levels of beer and sleep deprivation.

    • @icarusablaze1831
      @icarusablaze1831 4 года назад +1

      Radioactive crack

  • @0fthesoulm623
    @0fthesoulm623 2 года назад +13

    He protec
    But he also attac
    And when he comes bac
    You better have some craccc

    • @norpriest521
      @norpriest521 2 года назад

      You still play jokes from 80s era?

    • @0fthesoulm623
      @0fthesoulm623 2 года назад

      @@norpriest521 it rhymes so well

  • @mattsupertramp6506
    @mattsupertramp6506 4 года назад +2073

    So... this is what I gathered from what happened:
    - Dude
    - Chick
    - Pipe (broken)
    - Running
    - CVS
    - Security -> hit guy -> hit me -> hit him -> called cops
    - Cops -> let me go

    • @michael567jober
      @michael567jober 4 года назад +137

      got the crack?

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 4 года назад +68

      Is this the wrong house?

    • @Közzzzzz
      @Közzzzzz 4 года назад +31

      This the wrong house?

    • @michael567jober
      @michael567jober 4 года назад +3

      @Corby Dinzen I'm quoting what he said

    • @darylchase7595
      @darylchase7595 4 года назад +13

      You missed the most important part...
      Crack?
      YOU GOT SOME CRACK???

  • @thx134
    @thx134 4 года назад +3179

    "This ain't a crack house? Imma make it a crack house."

    • @void7100
      @void7100 4 года назад +13

      thx134 Legendary

    • @mardukgilgamesh1500
      @mardukgilgamesh1500 4 года назад +8

      @raphaeljameslee they are a very industrious people.they just lack direction :v

    • @Xemplifi
      @Xemplifi 4 года назад +1

      crack home*

  • @AttilaTheKhunt
    @AttilaTheKhunt 6 лет назад +4298

    It's funny some people actually think this is fake. This is literally the poster child of a crack addict.

    • @MrVuckFiacom
      @MrVuckFiacom 5 лет назад +170

      Yup, I've literally seen people who act like that. It became a stereotype for a good reason.

    • @budcooper2320
      @budcooper2320 5 лет назад +2

      Attila The Khunt ignorance

    • @schmootheonly
      @schmootheonly 5 лет назад +43

      His grill gives it away

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 5 лет назад +94

      Nobody that smokes crack, calls crack, crack.

    • @cmb9059
      @cmb9059 5 лет назад +45

      Pretty sure it is. I think he just impersonates it well, probably use to know crack heads in his life. The ending kinda gave it away for me to think its probably fake.. if it is he is a funny dude lol. (Not saying I know 100% but it was almost to perfect till the end)

  • @trevorthomas9936
    @trevorthomas9936 3 года назад +17

    "For 3 dollars? No we don't have any" 😆

  • @jotahsgaming939
    @jotahsgaming939 4 года назад +752

    Now that's what I call RUclips recommendations

  • @telepathy90
    @telepathy90 6 лет назад +4409

    I want to think this is fake but the more I watch this the more believable it becomes lmao

    • @yessir1230
      @yessir1230 6 лет назад +28

      It's real is it in the USA is my ???

    • @watchglenn6318
      @watchglenn6318 6 лет назад +132

      That is 100% real ahaha. Crack does that to you.

    • @Cool4cake
      @Cool4cake 6 лет назад +9

      took the words right out of my mouth

    • @Al.Get2It
      @Al.Get2It 6 лет назад +32

      Welcome to the real world kiddo

    • @BigNateDoggOG
      @BigNateDoggOG 6 лет назад +66

      It always makes me laugh when people like you ask if it's real like clearly some people have been sheltered their whole lives and don't know what a fiend looks like.

  • @Junkeiz
    @Junkeiz 3 года назад +639

    I appreciate the story.
    A banger intro, beginning, middle, climax, and the ending. While the plot is a bit convoluted we can see here just the massive character development in our protagonist.

  • @benjaminbergmann8396
    @benjaminbergmann8396 Месяц назад +2

    I remember showing people this video in middle school lmao now RUclips shows it to me again. Crazy shit.

  • @randomlbandbd
    @randomlbandbd 4 года назад +860

    This is what I feel like everyone imagines the people in Florida to be like

    • @prisoner817
      @prisoner817 4 года назад +17

      Not everyone but we do have a lot of weirdos and crackheads

    • @jacksonwells2902
      @jacksonwells2902 4 года назад +6

      Ironic, I’ve seen more crackheads in literally every other state but florida lol

    • @ventingshow4995
      @ventingshow4995 4 года назад +5

      People that shit on Florida have probably never been there.

    • @The_OneManCrowd
      @The_OneManCrowd 4 года назад +2

      I think you have Florida confused with Philly and New York City lol.

    • @prisoner817
      @prisoner817 4 года назад +2

      It really depends where youre at. There are plenty of crackheads in st pete, ybor, jacksonville etc but there's some nice places it aint a dystopian hellhole

  • @YK-yn1jt
    @YK-yn1jt 5 лет назад +2001

    Whos here after 2 videos of crackheads coming to someones door?

    • @BobbaFettgameing
      @BobbaFettgameing 5 лет назад +58

      Yasin Kürşat C dolla billions and MIKEY

    • @theamazingemily2358
      @theamazingemily2358 5 лет назад +7

      Yasin Kürşat C WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNN YES

    • @nickdtv9401
      @nickdtv9401 5 лет назад +7

      Did you see the crack head get sprayed by the hose??

    • @jkephart4624
      @jkephart4624 5 лет назад +9

      Mine was the crack head in sewer that brought me here

    • @mydixienormus9186
      @mydixienormus9186 5 лет назад +6

      This is spooky, everyone that watches these chain of videos will begin to perish in 1 year

  • @badrzouhir4880
    @badrzouhir4880 4 года назад +1389

    “crazy tweaked neighbor” and “stranger in my house” gang wya

  • @93RubixCube
    @93RubixCube 3 года назад +9

    I love how he feels so inconvenienced by them

  • @joshuajoestar5863
    @joshuajoestar5863 3 года назад +1389

    "Next time I come back you better have some crack!" So this is why people start selling crack.

    • @pizza7738
      @pizza7738 3 года назад +33

      And that was it, from that day on I sold crack.

    • @KevinTR96
      @KevinTR96 3 года назад +9

      It sound like he said right after, "cause imma buy it"

    • @masterenos
      @masterenos 3 года назад +4

      No this is why I own an Ar and a shotgun

    • @sp6450
      @sp6450 3 года назад +15

      @@masterenos So this is why you own firearms?- You are threatened by a goofy unarmed middle aged guy asking you for drugs. I thought you had it for real reasons like burglars and nut jobs looking to harm you or your family.

    • @ChingelBopDingelFlop
      @ChingelBopDingelFlop 3 года назад +6

      Quest added - obtain crack

  • @sabrinastevens4533
    @sabrinastevens4533 5 лет назад +941

    Definitely crack if he climbing the side of a house to talk to someone 🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂😂😂

    • @ohhKilla
      @ohhKilla 5 лет назад +6

      Sabrina Stevens 😂😂😂😂

    • @jessetaylor6386
      @jessetaylor6386 5 лет назад +26

      Silent Runner are you 👨🏻‍🦳 or just being plain 😡 I dont care but either way I think it’s 😂 because nobody cares what you say 🤷🏻‍♂️😂😜🙈

    • @stevenfuller2328
      @stevenfuller2328 5 лет назад +2

      && rapid af

    • @maykoluche1151
      @maykoluche1151 5 лет назад +10

      @TheGhost I think he means over doing it is cringy, Like you don't need a thousand of these 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 to convey emotion.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 5 лет назад +1

      Sabrina Stevens
      He'd climb to the moon if he had to.

  • @18brianenrique
    @18brianenrique 4 года назад +230

    When he looks back and asks "Is this the right house?"......I don't think there was actually anybody there LOL

    • @wailonbuscapleitos3
      @wailonbuscapleitos3 4 года назад +16

      Hes asking to GOD i swear haahhahaa

    • @Beegeezy144
      @Beegeezy144 3 года назад

      @@wailonbuscapleitos3 Or something else...😈

  • @conora.1192
    @conora.1192 3 года назад +55

    You know what this video needs? Oblivion NPC Dialogue music

  • @crownvicmango7606
    @crownvicmango7606 5 лет назад +347

    Here’s the story
    There was a dude and there was this chick and there was a pipe and it broke and we ran and we went to CVS and there was security everywhere and there was this guy and I hit him and he hit me and I hit him and he called the cops and they came and then they let me go, you got that shit?

    • @missb6064
      @missb6064 5 лет назад +7

      All because he really didn't have the $3

    • @bigbird6949
      @bigbird6949 5 лет назад +1

      You got that shit?

    • @carlspackler91
      @carlspackler91 5 лет назад +2

      You got that shit??
      I need the shit.
      You got the shit????

    • @crownvicmango7606
      @crownvicmango7606 5 лет назад +1

      What was he gonna buy with $3?

    • @carlspackler91
      @carlspackler91 5 лет назад +1

      @@crownvicmango7606 He was gonna buy himself a while bunch of trouble lol

  • @Kloutkulture
    @Kloutkulture 5 лет назад +616

    This new algorithm is making RUclips great again 😭

    • @MeatSporkMusic
      @MeatSporkMusic 5 лет назад +6

      KloutKulture lmao I was thinking the same!! Been awhile since I seen crazy titles like this one pop up. Cory Rays crack house. Lol

    • @rosewater1862
      @rosewater1862 5 лет назад

      Totally agree!

    • @MrScubaTuba
      @MrScubaTuba 5 лет назад

      Nah it conflicts freedom of speech

  • @Dextronaut1
    @Dextronaut1 5 лет назад +619

    Kinda depressing when you think about it. Poor souls lost

    • @irishdragon2311
      @irishdragon2311 5 лет назад +107

      It certainly is! Drug addiction strips away you're humanity, most never get clean sadly!
      I am one of the lucky few, almost 3 years clean from H thank God.
      I've nothing but empathy for people like this man.
      I know what he's going through.
      Never was I a crack addict but damn I hope this dude gets help.
      Nothing fun about drug's, don't ever try them people life is too short
      Peace and love to all ✌

    • @mrmalavey1098
      @mrmalavey1098 5 лет назад +7

      Lucky he didn't get shot in the face

    • @Momfasa
      @Momfasa 5 лет назад +12

      He made his choice somewhere back in time. I have zero sympathy for shitheads like that stealing and making other peoples life a misery

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 лет назад +3

      Sucks for them

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 5 лет назад +4

      @@nicholassinks2546 haha yeah I'm sure that's what happened

  • @larryquicksave5765
    @larryquicksave5765 3 года назад +6

    Such a shame that RUclips doesn’t have classics like this anymore

  • @IR-Fan
    @IR-Fan 4 года назад +615

    "Spider-Crack, Spider-Crack"
    "Does whatever to get him some crack."

    • @Hydroponic21
      @Hydroponic21 4 года назад +2

      😭😂😂😂😂

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 года назад +29

      "Can he smoke, from a pipe?
      Yes, he can. He's got a light.
      Look out, here come's the Spider-Crack"

    • @IchanceI
      @IchanceI 4 года назад +1

      Bald Manc Twat With A Head Like A Fucking Orange perfect lol

    • @justin-nf3ep
      @justin-nf3ep 4 года назад +1

      Spider crack does whatever a spider crack does

    • @CALIFORNIA650.
      @CALIFORNIA650. 4 года назад

      😂 😂😂

  • @cianallen1922
    @cianallen1922 8 лет назад +382

    Jason Statham is going down a dark road

    • @JSwagJayhawk
      @JSwagJayhawk 6 лет назад

      Cian Allen lolol

    • @freescreech7392
      @freescreech7392 6 лет назад +4

      Its dark because he got high and stole all the street lights

    • @illusunati
      @illusunati 6 лет назад

      You a crack head like your friend says? You little crack junkie bitcj

  • @bigd22686
    @bigd22686 5 лет назад +484

    This guy needs to teach my wife how to tell a story...pertinent info only no filler lol

    • @lj7169
      @lj7169 4 года назад +2

      hahahahahahahaha

    • @dannyt4663
      @dannyt4663 4 года назад +3

      Lmao so true. It’s like “hey babe how is the weather outside?” She come back with: “oh my friend Karen has four dogs one’s a jack Russell and her son goes to college and my coworker said this so I said this back, and then she said this and I said this, can u believe it... “

    • @KSmith007
      @KSmith007 4 года назад +1

      The Real Batman hahahahahahahahahaha

    • @joachimlarge6276
      @joachimlarge6276 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHHHH

    • @joachimlarge6276
      @joachimlarge6276 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHHH

  • @lockedaboss7213
    @lockedaboss7213 3 года назад +7

    If I come back you better have some crack!
    😂😂😂😂
    That guy's just a legend

  • @woochitelj
    @woochitelj 8 лет назад +2079

    Crack house, in the middle of our street!

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 лет назад +19

      Crack house, I hit him and he hit me

    • @dhalsim-1
      @dhalsim-1 6 лет назад +12

      Pure madness

    • @2thomask
      @2thomask 6 лет назад +1

      Oh shes a crack house

    • @nakefatty9167
      @nakefatty9167 6 лет назад +5

      crack house, has a skanky 3 piece suite.

    • @samuelmason8370
      @samuelmason8370 6 лет назад +4

      Somebody make the remix.

  • @millenium2003
    @millenium2003 8 лет назад +2338

    0:27 that facial expression made me laugh

  • @deenanthekemoni5567
    @deenanthekemoni5567 4 года назад +223

    He was at the right place. Notice how cameraman never actually answers him when he asks him if he's at the right house.. he just didn't have enough dough.

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 4 года назад +32

      Deenan TheKemon I “never sell crack where you rest at, I don’t care if they want an ounce tell them bounce”

    • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
      @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 4 года назад +6

      I'm assuming this is only sarcasm, because if it's not your comment is ludicrous. Why would a drug dealer film someone trying to do a transaction, then upload it to RUclips for all and sundry to see? You wouldn't want that kind of attention to an attempted deal bring made.
      Obviously your comment might be a joke, but if not it's fucking dumb to the point I'd have to assume you're on something too lol.

    • @bryanl1984
      @bryanl1984 4 года назад +13

      @@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Could've been a vid they sent to friend, who then posted it. Or they did. People are stupid about what they record and put on the internet. See: Every Amateur ex-gf porn ever.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 года назад +11

      @@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ I've seen a ton of crackheads on videos being recorded by the dealers. Even telling them to do embarrassing things for crack or spice. The same way people post videos from prison. They are indeed dumb as fuck. Also the people who are talking about the living arrangement, usually crack dealers just find a crackhead with a house and take it over as a crack den. Paying the owner in crack to let them use it.

    • @carbonatedchaosbuu3703
      @carbonatedchaosbuu3703 4 года назад +2

      I think he already got high off his own supply

  • @PillerKiller22
    @PillerKiller22 3 года назад +15

    I love that the home owner is somehow the problem in his eyes for not selling crack 😂

    • @8015908
      @8015908 3 года назад

      That's literally how it is nowadays. The first person somebody sees no matter what side their on is automatically their target.

    • @MonsieurMoustachio
      @MonsieurMoustachio 4 месяца назад

      The home owner/dude filming is obviously a dealer though.

  • @darthdavid2275
    @darthdavid2275 4 года назад +868

    “You guys don’t have crack?”😂😂😂 yea I also occasionally climb up peoples houses assuming they have crack and are willing to give it to me😂😂😂

    • @mattinthehat3
      @mattinthehat3 4 года назад +5

      😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @llab3903
      @llab3903 4 года назад

      JoAnna Edssay crack is pretty cheap

    • @kylem1112
      @kylem1112 4 года назад

      @@llab3903 that cheap though? that's less than a pack of cheap cigarettes or a couple grams of reggie weed . I don't think i could even buy a 40 oz for just 3 bucks lmao

    • @Jemzedmusic
      @Jemzedmusic 4 года назад +4

      L Lab crack dealers don’t get rich by selling $3 worth lol

    • @bobthebuilder1360
      @bobthebuilder1360 4 года назад +1

      @@kylem1112 u cant even get a couple grams of shit weed for 3 dollars lol can get something tho

  • @47plug81
    @47plug81 4 года назад +616

    Please tell me y’all caught that “I’ll be back” at the end wtf

    • @tristanjoestar6756
      @tristanjoestar6756 4 года назад +1

      When?

    • @ARSZLB
      @ARSZLB 4 года назад +2

      Tristan Joestar after the audio cut at the end

    • @47plug81
      @47plug81 4 года назад +1

      Tristan Joestar at 0:54

    • @jvn-dd5zc
      @jvn-dd5zc 4 года назад +3

      @Pelasio Johnny just now

    • @selltheteam4448
      @selltheteam4448 4 года назад +14

      He’s at right right house he just doesn’t have enough money, nobody wants $3.

  • @karhumetsallanainen2040
    @karhumetsallanainen2040 8 лет назад +189

    Don't do drugs, kids.

    • @jojojorisjhjosef
      @jojojorisjhjosef 8 лет назад

      Pipe?

    • @shlarms
      @shlarms 8 лет назад +18

      Don't do crack at least lol

    • @jojojorisjhjosef
      @jojojorisjhjosef 8 лет назад +1

      shlarms Savage af

    • @commandingsteel
      @commandingsteel 8 лет назад +7

      what most fail to understand is, some drugs are good, some are great...stick to the great ones, such as : weed, shrooms, lsd ,mescaline, dmt, 2c-b

    • @uitham
      @uitham 8 лет назад +1

      +karhu metsällä nainen or just don't buy into the propaganda that all drugs are dangerous

  • @RabbitWatchShop
    @RabbitWatchShop 4 месяца назад +2

    That’s one dedicated informant

  • @cimi93x
    @cimi93x 5 лет назад +83

    It's amazing how quickly they learn to climb after hatching out

    • @ImehSmith
      @ImehSmith 5 лет назад +1

      😅🤣😂👍👍

  • @felixthecat6274
    @felixthecat6274 4 года назад +206

    “You won’t believe what happened!” Every crack head excuse

  • @davidkelley9509
    @davidkelley9509 4 года назад +127

    I see the crack house uses a ladder while the house across the street has a hydraulic lift, wtf are they selling

  • @CoolSmoovie
    @CoolSmoovie 3 года назад +1

    Crack Addict: Is this the right house?
    Owner: hmmmmmmm wellllllllll 3 dollars?

  • @223frankthetank
    @223frankthetank 4 года назад +159

    This guy just went Bugslife mode and scaled the wall like an ant

  • @club4ghz
    @club4ghz 6 лет назад +582

    CRANK 3

  • @TrueCrime881
    @TrueCrime881 6 лет назад +366

    *Welcome to the recommended side of RUclips.*

    • @jaybay111
      @jaybay111 5 лет назад

      I'm shook for real I was listening to Mandy Moore -"Candy".i guess he likes Candy. SMH

  • @henschkenil
    @henschkenil 3 года назад +9

    This is probably how the pitch meetings in Netflix office looks like

  • @iovannymillan8466
    @iovannymillan8466 5 лет назад +71

    Looks like Statham has been hitting that crank a little hard.

  • @geofflloyd9751
    @geofflloyd9751 8 лет назад +690

    Cory in the crack house.

  • @jfcmsb
    @jfcmsb 8 лет назад +494

    He seemed nice

    • @Lexx516
      @Lexx516 6 лет назад +6

      Odhran
      LOL

    • @lonewolf5394
      @lonewolf5394 6 лет назад +8

      Hangout w him 😂

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 6 лет назад +7

      Lmao, yeah. It's all fun and games until he shanks you for coke money, though.

    • @BibleTumper
      @BibleTumper 6 лет назад

      Odhran Animated for the crack!!!🙄

    • @RobCharo
      @RobCharo 6 лет назад +2

      They be sellin you expensive or nice stuff for cheap just to get more crack, you gotta love em

  • @junebug5320
    @junebug5320 3 года назад +1

    It ain't the wrong house gee lmfao

  • @UhgeneIgnorian
    @UhgeneIgnorian 5 лет назад +177

    This proves spiderman got his powers through crack

    • @mobi2769
      @mobi2769 4 года назад +2

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @laoisemeehan
    @laoisemeehan 6 лет назад +852

    drink your school stay in drugs dont do milk

    • @brentbennett4894
      @brentbennett4894 6 лет назад +96

      Go to milk, drink your school, stay away from sleep, and get at least eight hours of drugs every night.

    • @chronodyne
      @chronodyne 6 лет назад +14

      He need some milk...

    • @emguttergames
      @emguttergames 6 лет назад +3

      chronodyne 😂😂🤣

    • @bigd9154
      @bigd9154 6 лет назад +4

      Brent Bennett Don't forget a snickers a day keeps the doctor away

    • @BLACKINDIANS
      @BLACKINDIANS 6 лет назад +5

      OMG The internet! 😂😂😂

  • @EntryLevelLuxury
    @EntryLevelLuxury 3 года назад +52

    Crack gives people really good comedic timing

    • @megleyd
      @megleyd 3 года назад +2

      like way too good

  • @markbonney3349
    @markbonney3349 6 месяцев назад +1

    Points finger with angry face says when i come back u better have crack😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheYungApollo
    @TheYungApollo 3 года назад +105

    "Damn it, Dale! I sell propane and propane accessories only."

  • @cesarcarbajal21
    @cesarcarbajal21 5 лет назад +58

    "Is this the wrong house?"
    *starts looking around*
    😂

    • @p0rcs
      @p0rcs 5 лет назад

      Cesar Carbajal asks next door 😂😂😂 “THEY GOT THE CRACK HERE?”

  • @peternufc1981
    @peternufc1981 6 лет назад +383

    Hey dad

  • @ALFF101
    @ALFF101 4 месяца назад +1

    People have been thinking this is real for over a decade. Just wild.

  • @brandonm4471
    @brandonm4471 5 лет назад +510

    He climbed up, but stepped down in one step. I'm confusion

    • @Gaterstoo
      @Gaterstoo 5 лет назад +117

      Dunno man, that's how crack works though I guess.

    • @fryncyaryorvjink2140
      @fryncyaryorvjink2140 5 лет назад +19

      He's so high we got a contact

    • @aussie97531
      @aussie97531 5 лет назад +53

      Brandon M he wasn’t all the way down at the end.

    • @IfckedBrian
      @IfckedBrian 5 лет назад

      Loool

    • @greyk610
      @greyk610 5 лет назад +1

      Crackheads are super heros.

  • @josephbanet5410
    @josephbanet5410 5 лет назад +170

    “When I come back you guys better have some crack.” 😂

  • @trustingvirus6998
    @trustingvirus6998 5 лет назад +180

    I don’t think he needs anymore crack.

    • @RedLineShortFilms
      @RedLineShortFilms 5 лет назад +1

      He might need more at this point.

    • @isaacleedrums
      @isaacleedrums 5 лет назад +3

      That’s the thing about crack...

    • @strider5119
      @strider5119 5 лет назад

      Probably not in that moment, but in a couple hours he probably would lol

    • @alexandraw2341
      @alexandraw2341 5 лет назад +1

      Try telling a crack head they dont need any more.

  • @dementedorkka398
    @dementedorkka398 2 года назад +1

    Welcome to McDonald's...
    "You got that shit?"

  • @joycebeats7859
    @joycebeats7859 4 года назад +162

    title should be. "jason statham, scales a wall looking for crack"

    • @joemengler1666
      @joemengler1666 4 года назад +3

      Spencer Joyce your comment deserves one BILLION likes

  • @DoseofDustin
    @DoseofDustin 3 года назад +24

    I love when the RUclips algorithms increase the sauce a bit, I needed this video

  • @ayami7372
    @ayami7372 5 лет назад +56

    Going down the deep rabbit hole of RUclips is fun

  • @Kadaf1
    @Kadaf1 6 месяцев назад +2

    When a guy gets caught trying to burgle a house ''Oh I was told this is where I can buy crack? is this not the right house? oh ok''