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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
  • "Anywhere but outside."
    Click To Tweet! ctt.ec/5V8Ca
    Written & Directed By
    Julian Smith
    Produced By
    Justin Johns
    Developed By
    Julian Smith & Justin Johns
    Audio By
    Josh Holt -- / joshholttv
    Check out JulianSmith.tv for more!

Комментарии • 3,5 тыс.

  • @PhilipDeFranco
    @PhilipDeFranco 10 лет назад +2280

    Ive missed your videos. This was great!

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 10 лет назад +552

    Your videos make me not sick of RUclips.

    • @MrVulcanator
      @MrVulcanator 10 лет назад +1

      Didn't know you watched this channel too. Awesome. Falcone HUG!!
      Look at my channel maybe?

    • @TheBeowwulf
      @TheBeowwulf 10 лет назад +11

      your videos also make me not sick of youtube. Let's not be sick together

    • @torinsgarden1437
      @torinsgarden1437 10 лет назад +1

      My man!

    • @sydneysmith1017
      @sydneysmith1017 10 лет назад +5

      I could say the same thing for yours.

    • @ivy6812
      @ivy6812 10 лет назад +1

      ayy thethirdpew is here

  • @techyhands2700
    @techyhands2700 8 лет назад +545

    @1:18
    Julian: "Joe what are you doing outside!?"
    Joe: "Well I just downloaded Pokemon Go which changed my whole outlook on life."

  • @Minny_Paul
    @Minny_Paul 11 месяцев назад +13

    Made in 2014 and still is the same today in 2023. This will age like fine wine. Nice work Julian.

  • @emxlyxsagxner6619
    @emxlyxsagxner6619 9 лет назад +193

    'Yes Julian, I'm jogging.'
    OML

  • @caseyallen698
    @caseyallen698 9 лет назад +486

    "It's the 21st century. When are you gonna learn to sit down?"

  • @JakeIsDev
    @JakeIsDev 10 лет назад +107

    I haven't seen sunlight since I started watching videos by Julian Smith

    • @IsaacJamesComedy
      @IsaacJamesComedy 10 лет назад +2

      Me 2

    • @CerealPandaa
      @CerealPandaa 10 лет назад +20

      Pretty weird considering he only puts a video up every Billion years.. You feeling alright?

    • @JakeIsDev
      @JakeIsDev 10 лет назад

      CerealPandaa I have watched his kidnapped series a hundred times and seen Malk a million times, you tell me?

  • @JusReign
    @JusReign 10 лет назад +161

    never stop. never ever stop makaing videos again k.

  • @nibsin
    @nibsin 4 года назад +137

    "Dont listen to him Chester, it isn't safe out there." Sounds like 2020.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP Год назад +1

      And 3 years later... Ugh, glad it's finally over. What a crap show.

  • @silentc0re
    @silentc0re 10 лет назад +125

    Anyone else miss the 'I MADE THIS FOR YOU' at the end of his videos? xD

    • @lxveygxrl2678
      @lxveygxrl2678 6 лет назад

      Silentc0re YAS MEH :( WAAAAAAAA A A A. A A A

  • @dmingthing
    @dmingthing 10 лет назад +11

    You set the bar Julian. Thank you for keeping art alive.

  • @jacobwillett02
    @jacobwillett02 8 лет назад +320

    Better plot than twilight

  • @jigme
    @jigme 10 лет назад +44

    Always perfect!

    • @yancypeter7310
      @yancypeter7310 10 лет назад

      plus.google.com/b/106164231429121509728/+Valentinecarnival/posts/gPtrpo7jTzH

    • @Deputy_Doofus
      @Deputy_Doofus 6 лет назад

      Yancy Peter Get Out Of here!

  • @JackHarries
    @JackHarries 10 лет назад +24

    Genius! Bring these back man!

  • @pikamew0390
    @pikamew0390 Год назад +1

    I just remembered this Chanel from when I was a small child and have been going through all my favorite videos. Thank you for making my childhood so much better.

  • @AndrewProTV
    @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад +981

    The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi.

    • @AndrewProTV
      @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад +7

      Thanks for liking this comment Julian!!! :)

    • @JakeIsDev
      @JakeIsDev 10 лет назад +2

      ***** he liked mine too :D

    • @AndrewProTV
      @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад +4

      Rejected Productions
      dang! he's defiantly my all time favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that.

    • @MissSambini
      @MissSambini 10 лет назад +19

      And only three months without Julian Smith videos

    • @JakeIsDev
      @JakeIsDev 10 лет назад +5

      ***** same here! He was also the first youtuber i started watching and thus started my YT addiction

  • @talitime3813
    @talitime3813 10 лет назад +214

    I would just like to say thank you for having completely clean comedy on your channel. I can show this to my friends and watch it while my little brother is in the room. So many RUclipsrs use cuss words, and it kinda annoys me.

    • @IsaacJamesComedy
      @IsaacJamesComedy 10 лет назад +10

      Especially pewdiepie and smosh

    • @nicensor9978
      @nicensor9978 10 лет назад +7

      IsaacJamesTv yeah but they suck so idk why you would want to show anyone
      XDXDXD BRO ARMY LE FIST HAHAHAH

    • @epiclight858
      @epiclight858 10 лет назад +11

      Yeah, there are very immature people out there who think comedy needs vulgar language

    • @talitime3813
      @talitime3813 10 лет назад +32

      I know! Also, cuss words just make things TO EASY!!! They are like a cheat code for comedy. You can get easy laughs by just adding a cuss word with some comedic timing. Clean comedy is hard. But Julian has mastered it.

    • @04Diana
      @04Diana 10 лет назад +9

      I've never thought of this before but it's so true!! Definitely appreciated Julian. I'm a teacher and sometimes if I have the older kids we'll sift through videos and ones like Reading a Book are awesome to show them and hilarious. Thank you!

  • @Sherbert_
    @Sherbert_ 8 лет назад +129

    this video puts the wi in WiFi

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 10 лет назад +5

    He's back!

  • @WaneFawesome
    @WaneFawesome 9 лет назад +38

    A sad truth to some degree. In my defense I only got on the Internet and RUclips to watch Julian's work since 2 years ago.....

  • @VDogirlovesdogsV
    @VDogirlovesdogsV 9 лет назад +2074

    we take this as a joke but in 100 years this will be reality

    • @willforrest-king
      @willforrest-king 9 лет назад +51

      +dogirlovesdogs yeh but we won't be alive that long so sucks to be them

    • @dozie1237
      @dozie1237 9 лет назад +27

      yup we will rely to much on technology

    • @trollmaster6669
      @trollmaster6669 8 лет назад +12

      Yes I won't be alive but XD

    • @scazdog
      @scazdog 8 лет назад +5

      lol I probs wil

    • @theOneAndOnly12384
      @theOneAndOnly12384 8 лет назад +1

      +addisonpaige Hopefully.

  • @joegoes
    @joegoes 10 лет назад +8

    Never leave me again, Internet.

  • @thomasisnotatrain
    @thomasisnotatrain 10 лет назад +105

    I have missed your videos so damn much Julian, they're always written and shot so well and raises the bar when it comes to quality of a sketch video. Hope you're back for awhile, I always get a little bit of inspiration after watching one of your videos. Keep it up!

    • @juliansmith87
      @juliansmith87  10 лет назад +32

      thank you sir!

    • @Ricarad7
      @Ricarad7 10 лет назад

      juliansmith87 So are you going to be back for a while?

    • @cadelfowl7724
      @cadelfowl7724 10 лет назад +1

      juliansmith87
      Jesus man glad you're back, everyone thought you died lol
      But hey, your videos are awesome and certainly please take delicate time to make them like you always do!

    • @Ricarad7
      @Ricarad7 10 лет назад

      Cadel Fowl No, Julian didn't die. Chris did :)

    • @VivaLaWatts
      @VivaLaWatts 10 лет назад +1

      Are you a train? ;)

  • @nutlylordstriker5875
    @nutlylordstriker5875 8 лет назад +255

    yes julian i am jogging

    • @augustdearest
      @augustdearest 8 лет назад +6

      I was scrolling through the comments as I was watching the video and as I read your comment that part came on the video XD

    • @animelilynekoshysweet4432
      @animelilynekoshysweet4432 7 лет назад +1

      Lozza Carlotta lel same..

    • @jewelsj3324
      @jewelsj3324 6 лет назад +1

      I haven’t done this since I signed up for hotmail😂😂

    • @independentquebec3500
      @independentquebec3500 5 лет назад

      it kinda looks like your standing

  • @EricJayDz
    @EricJayDz 10 лет назад +9

    This completely felt like a classic Julian Smith video, loved it!

  • @VivaLaWatts
    @VivaLaWatts 10 лет назад +14

    "Shane, it's the 21st century. When are you going to learn to SIT DOWN" Bahahaha

  • @thedobjas
    @thedobjas 8 лет назад +175

    this is scaringly realistic.

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 5 лет назад +5

      How is this realistic?

    • @auii-chan4408
      @auii-chan4408 5 лет назад +2

      @@keulron2290 because, this is how some people react

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 5 лет назад

      @@auii-chan4408 Oh boy...

    • @ezio1756
      @ezio1756 5 лет назад

      so realistic that it is scary or frighteningly realistic. get grammar corrected bitch.

    • @ezio1756
      @ezio1756 5 лет назад +2

      also i'm a hypocrite

  • @RiverSpirit
    @RiverSpirit 10 лет назад +24

    That face at 1:50 ....oh man I'm dying!!! XD

    • @22sgv
      @22sgv 10 лет назад

      OMG you watch Julian too? Actually, who doesn't? Haha. I love your speedpaints! :)

  • @Tempest808
    @Tempest808 10 лет назад +105

    Who did you make it for Julian??/ WHO?!?!?!?!?

  • @d_the_great
    @d_the_great 8 лет назад +2338

    I went outside once. The graphics were terrible.

  • @uwotm8538
    @uwotm8538 10 лет назад +6

    He needs to upload more often!!! He is So good!

  • @KKortez
    @KKortez 10 лет назад +5

    Always raising the bar in sketch comedy, this was definitely no exception!

  • @kylieberriwell955
    @kylieberriwell955 6 лет назад

    Ever since this first came up in 2014, I couldn't stop watching it from time to time. *sighs* Nothin like the good old days.

  • @willcarmack
    @willcarmack 10 лет назад +46

    Juilian!! Glad you posted again I love your videos and you inspire me to produce my own videos and I just hit 29,000 subscribers! Thanks for the inspiration man

    • @foreverfilms193
      @foreverfilms193 10 лет назад +5

      Man you are actually really funny!! Im glad I found you :D

    • @tomaspelliccione
      @tomaspelliccione 10 лет назад +1

      FUCK YOU

    • @ralphmacchio856
      @ralphmacchio856 10 лет назад +15

      Flag for spam guys.

    • @loloutloud874
      @loloutloud874 10 лет назад

      Oh. My. God. You're hilarious. Subscribed!

    • @ThatRedPanda11
      @ThatRedPanda11 10 лет назад

      Wow mrlordvideo, your surprisingly good....you're awesome if you get it :D Anyways I saw your comment on that vid back when you had about 2k, love your vids. :)

  • @AwesomenessTV
    @AwesomenessTV 10 лет назад +106

    don't do it! don't go jogging chestersee! this is great, what would you do if your wifi went down?

    • @gabrielsnow6509
      @gabrielsnow6509 10 лет назад

      play games (if power fell down ask friends to play outside)

    • @mjuo
      @mjuo 10 лет назад +4

      gabriel snow Ouut-ssidde?

    • @happydeamon
      @happydeamon 10 лет назад +5

      They have these paper things with text on them. There is no screen, scrolling function or anything so you have to actually move each piece of paper over to see the next one. but sometimes the stories on them are quite good.

    • @andrewwrotethis
      @andrewwrotethis 10 лет назад

      Happydemon What's a paper? Some kind of tablet or something?

    • @TheBloodyScott
      @TheBloodyScott 10 лет назад

      FISHING

  • @SRHisntSilent
    @SRHisntSilent 8 лет назад +8

    "Standing."
    "No, that's not it."
    Man, I love this guy XD

  • @taylorbaxter
    @taylorbaxter 10 лет назад +5

    Great as usual! I wish you'd start uploading regularly again! The internet needs you, Julian!

  • @nofatchxplzthx
    @nofatchxplzthx 9 лет назад +219

    thats not joe thats RANDY!

  • @CosmicAnimalClan
    @CosmicAnimalClan 8 лет назад +126

    My wifi disconnected as soon as he said "Is anyone elses wifi not working?"

  • @Wishuna
    @Wishuna 10 лет назад +52

    Chester is a really great actor.

    • @carlo7493
      @carlo7493 10 лет назад

      Dance for me Jester! DANCE!!

    • @ThisIsKir
      @ThisIsKir 10 лет назад +4

      Its Chester, his channel is chestersee, check him out :)

    • @Wishuna
      @Wishuna 10 лет назад

      ThisIsKir Thanks.

    • @Bobbysmartylol
      @Bobbysmartylol 10 лет назад

      you guys should have seen him in 'Camp Dakota'

    • @lasagna312
      @lasagna312 10 лет назад +2

      himynameis... *Takota

  • @MahoganyCrafter
    @MahoganyCrafter 9 лет назад +202

    Who even opened the window for Joe in the first place?!

    • @TheMyProximity
      @TheMyProximity 9 лет назад +15

      Anti internet gods

    • @crossxfuse
      @crossxfuse 9 лет назад +9

      it's the 21st century now...windows open themselves

    • @sidnomis1
      @sidnomis1 9 лет назад +1

      Johnno Fosdike No.

    • @majorswag8143
      @majorswag8143 9 лет назад +2

      A ghost

    • @TimJSwan
      @TimJSwan 9 лет назад

      MahoganyCrafter Thanks for pointing that out.

  • @Jsentochtoo
    @Jsentochtoo 9 лет назад +372

    and that my friends.. that's why we have 3G :)

  • @FlashFlareLetsPlays
    @FlashFlareLetsPlays 10 лет назад +22

    Julian is back! :D

    • @Ethloboy
      @Ethloboy 10 лет назад

      YO you watch him too!!??!?!? DUDE WHATS UP *****

    • @FlashFlareLetsPlays
      @FlashFlareLetsPlays 10 лет назад +1

      Ethan Lin How do you keep finding me? XD

    • @Ethloboy
      @Ethloboy 10 лет назад

      I HAVE NO IDEA LOLOLOLOL

    • @LBKgamez
      @LBKgamez 10 лет назад +1

      Flash, I found you again, lol

    • @FlashFlareLetsPlays
      @FlashFlareLetsPlays 10 лет назад +1

      LBK gamez You better get used to seeing me here, I love Julian Smith. XD

  • @jzckuprising68
    @jzckuprising68 10 лет назад +4

    Julian. I never felt so alone. My power was out for three days and I actually considered going outside to climb a tree. But then a voice whispered in my ear saying I made this for you. Suddenly Internet came back to me and I watched this video. Thank you Julian for saving my sanity.

  • @availyz_
    @availyz_ 4 года назад +3

    Watching during quarantine when they said they were finally gonna go back outside for the first time in years. I felt that.

  • @RealTDragon
    @RealTDragon 10 лет назад +19

    Just felt a totally "Lost" Ben Linus moment at 1:45 go Joe!

  • @SteventheThorn
    @SteventheThorn 4 года назад

    I love the sound (design?) so much on this video. The typing at the end is euphoric. One of the greats.

    • @SteventheThorn
      @SteventheThorn 4 года назад

      It was superb commentary then - and now it’s unnerving to think there’s a whole generation that has never know life without WiFi. A tougher curve for them to step away from the screen because it’s been their normal for their whole lives.

  • @TheDrG33k
    @TheDrG33k 10 лет назад +8

    LOVE The new outro! And pretty amusing video to. PS, I watched all of your videos yesterday and then you post a new one! Crazy!

    • @tragica7696
      @tragica7696 10 лет назад +14

      Really? I'm pretty upset about it becuz he cut out his "I MADE THIS FOR YOU" saying D=

    • @Lia-ez6ex
      @Lia-ez6ex 10 лет назад

      Emma Moussa same

  • @EscapeTheCommute
    @EscapeTheCommute 9 лет назад

    Every couple of months I come across this and watch it again. Probably the 30th time I've seen it and it still makes me laugh till I cry...

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 10 лет назад +141

    Didn't you make this for me, Julian? =(

  • @jakinrox
    @jakinrox 4 года назад +3

    This video hits way to close to home with our current lockdown situation...

  • @christopherfinlayson5128
    @christopherfinlayson5128 3 года назад

    Man was this ahead of its time!

  • @TheCrushmaster
    @TheCrushmaster 9 лет назад +19

    "I feel so alone."
    Mobile data, bro - mobile data.

  • @moved3770
    @moved3770 7 лет назад +60

    when he said: :outside is really great"
    rain started to pound on my window.

  • @millyaj7866
    @millyaj7866 8 лет назад +36

    this is my mom when the house isn't clean lol

  • @angelromo1181
    @angelromo1181 9 лет назад +86

    His face at 1:50 LMFAO😂😂😂😂

  • @Starmag99
    @Starmag99 10 лет назад +31

    You, you didn't make this for me? D: I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!

  • @TYLERSWIFTSWORD
    @TYLERSWIFTSWORD 2 года назад +2

    Damn I felt this
    It really hits hard after you grow up and rewatch it after you've become a shut in gamer and anime addict

  • @JNivvle64
    @JNivvle64 9 лет назад +23

    Julian says he's "on edge" when the Wi-Fi goes out. Though, he has LTE.

    • @austinsmith6286
      @austinsmith6286 9 лет назад +4

      Clearly, the signal bars are indicating EDGE, lol.

  • @arend6462
    @arend6462 9 лет назад +34

    He made this for you you know

    • @Kaipamdl
      @Kaipamdl 9 лет назад +4

      DRINK MY HOT KOOL-AID!

    • @sidnomis1
      @sidnomis1 9 лет назад +1

      Mary the Mermongoose Give arend your comma. You don't need it.

    • @Kaipamdl
      @Kaipamdl 9 лет назад +3

      Aaron Simonds He made this for you, you know.

    • @arend6462
      @arend6462 9 лет назад +2

      Thanks XD

  • @hoblywobly
    @hoblywobly 9 лет назад +2

    some excellent cinematography there

  • @KimberleyHenderson
    @KimberleyHenderson 10 лет назад +4

    I've been creeping on your channel so long that this video popped up ;)

  • @LamanKnight
    @LamanKnight 10 лет назад +308

    ...
    I'm going to turn off my computer and go outside for a while.

  • @nin10dorox
    @nin10dorox 4 года назад

    The way the blinds go up and the door opens automatically is really satisfying.

  • @autumnwest7365
    @autumnwest7365 4 года назад +7

    when the wifi goes down in your house during quarantine

  • @frigginboom
    @frigginboom 10 лет назад +14

    Wifi was down, couldn't watch this

  • @Unmannedair
    @Unmannedair 2 года назад +1

    Oh God, I go through this with my co workers every Monday... I work in IT... This is practically a religious experience.

  • @mmanuel.6310
    @mmanuel.6310 8 лет назад +54

    Lol you should of made him put on a vr headset and say "IM OUTSIDE!!!!!"

    • @Carsonlego
      @Carsonlego 8 лет назад +6

      VR headsets weren't a thing back then

    • @gayjemma
      @gayjemma 8 лет назад +3

      yeah.. they were

    • @silversun667
      @silversun667 7 лет назад

      No they weren't lol

    • @Midoaria
      @Midoaria 6 лет назад

      it hasn't been invented yet in 2014
      oh boy back in the days....

    • @vii_fatals_iiv8796
      @vii_fatals_iiv8796 6 лет назад

      Ɇmmanuel Đ. Stupid idea u donk

  • @GoldSnacks
    @GoldSnacks 10 лет назад +28

    Haha the 21st century.. Just imagine when there will be virtual reality, that will be so fun :)

    • @RootBeerWolfDog
      @RootBeerWolfDog 10 лет назад +3

      In the future, no one will need to physically eat, sleep or breathe. We won't even need apps to do those things. Cyber technology will provide us with the essentials we need to live. And there will be virtual 21st century. Ok, I tried. Don't hurt me.

    • @GoldSnacks
      @GoldSnacks 10 лет назад

      ***** Lol

    • @RootBeerWolfDog
      @RootBeerWolfDog 10 лет назад

      A LOL will one day be the most used word in the country. The new universal language will be text speak. The only word that will never be used will be BRB. Because no one will ever BRB.

    • @GoldSnacks
      @GoldSnacks 10 лет назад

      ***** Haha yeah, just image the year 2030 where everyone is that way

    • @Kappacino
      @Kappacino 10 лет назад +1

      Virtual reality is here. It's called Occulus Rift.

  • @zstick
    @zstick 9 лет назад

    Everything with the window was super Edgar Wright-esque. I love it. Julian is a true filmmaker who makes RUclips videos as opposed to being just a RUclipsr.
    Keep up the good work.

  • @zetasky
    @zetasky 8 лет назад +260

    I don't have WiFi at home :(( I'm always at the library! xD

    • @JomyJonathan
      @JomyJonathan 8 лет назад +18

      how do you live with yourself...

    • @landon9560
      @landon9560 8 лет назад +13

      In the library.

    • @halaabdelmajid7714
      @halaabdelmajid7714 8 лет назад

      ):

    • @justwow1915
      @justwow1915 8 лет назад +11

      You're lucky. All the kids would be talking about is snap chat and Instagram and phones and computers I hate it.

    • @esabelcri
      @esabelcri 7 лет назад +6

      Just Wow Same it's so lame when they talk about it they act cool. I spend my time mostly in the library because I'm a bookworm. I hate going outside it's just horrible out there. I have WIFI but I don't use it my mom and dad use it all the time.

  • @BlueSuishou
    @BlueSuishou 10 лет назад +14

    I think a strange fate compelled me to watch this video right now. For I was just about to go jogging

    • @Ivvelis
      @Ivvelis 10 лет назад +22

      YOU CANT ITS NOT SAFE OUT THERE

  • @TheReddestJack
    @TheReddestJack Месяц назад

    It’s crazy how ahead of its time this video was

  • @kizer1346
    @kizer1346 9 лет назад +4

    Hey guys I was bored and wanted a break from what was doing. So I made a story version of this. enjoy...
    Three friends were in a blank room. Julian, with his laptop in front of him while texting on his phone, and Chester surfing the web on. Shane was lying on the couch watching RUclips videos. On a certain video he broke out laughing.
    “Hahaha, Julian…you gotta see this.” Shane said excited.
    He got up and walked toward Julian. Chester noticed and was surprised.
    “Hey, 4 o’ clock!” Chester alerted Julian while pointing at Shane.
    Julian turned and almost fell out of his chair by shear astonishment and surprise.
    “WHOA!” Julian exclaimed regaining his balance.
    Shane stopped in place standing there with great confusion.
    “What are you doing?!” Julian asked Shane.
    “I wanted to… sh...show you a video” Shane said in a timid whimper.
    “Why didn’t you just text it to me?” Julian interrogated.
    “We are sitting in the same room.” Shane said with frankly.
    “But you’re not sitting” Julian barked while pointing at Shane.
    “You’re doing the opposite of sitting; I don’t even remember what you call this!” Julian said becoming more and more agitated with every word.
    “Stan…ding, standing is what you call.” Chester chimed.
    “No, that’s not it” Julian counterpointed.
    “Jogging!..!...” Chester corrected himself.
    “I’m standing up” Shane clarified.
    “Shane it’s the twenty first century. When are you going to learn to sit down.” Julian said with an intense glare.
    Shane sat back on the couch he was laying on a while ago dejectedly. He was back to looking at his phone before he was completely seated. Once on the couch Shane seemed confused while trying to use his phone.
    “Hey, is anyone else’s Wi-Fi now working?” Shane asked.
    Instantly the room was filled with an intense feeling of dread.
    “…what?...” Julian asked not believing the situation at hand.
    Chester fiddled with his tablet trying to get a proper connection.
    “It’s true, I… I’m down too.”
    Julian lifted his phone close to his face checking the Wi-Fi on his phone.
    “I feel so alone, no instagram, no snap chat.” Julian muttered to himself shaking all the while.
    “You okay man? You don’t look to good.” Shane asked worried.
    “I’M ON EDGE MAN!!! Do you know what it feels like to be on edge?!” Julian suddenly jerked at Shane.
    “What are we going to do” Chester asked pathetically.
    “…I don’t know…” Julian said losing the last shreds of sanity. His face was contorted in ways it shouldn’t have been his left eye was twitching uncontrollably and his unkempt beard was now frizzled with confusion.
    Suddenly a knock on the window next to them snapped them out of their catatonic state. Chester opened up the blinds and windows to reveal an albino man. His calmness broke the intense atmosphere created by the lack of any connection.
    “Hey guys.” He spoke easily.
    “JOE!?” Chester and Julian asked at the same time.
    “Beautiful day…isn’t it…” Joe spoke again with the same placid look in his face and the same calm to his voice. So calm it could chill a storm to a sweet summer breeze.
    “Joe what are you doing outside?!” Julian asked with a look of pure disbelief.
    Joe looked at his surroundings the nice tree with the sun beaming through the leaves, the breeze as calm and collective as his voice and the birds singing their songs.
    “Well my internet is not working, so I changed my whole outlook on life. I haven’t seen sunlight since I signed up for dial up back in 96.” Joe explained while taking in the dull scenery of the room the three friends presently resided in.
    “What’s it like Joe? Tell us.” Chester asked dreamy eyed, as if a spark in his soul has be ignited, looking for knowledge outside of his phone.
    “It’s really great you guys.” Joe said to Chester with that same clear tone.
    “I highly recommend it.” Joe said turning to Julian.
    Julian ignored Joes hint striking Chester with a sharp look saying “Don’t listen to him Chester, it isn’t safe out there!”
    “I’m going to do it… I’m going to go outside.” Chester stated with a clear determination, looking Julian in the eye.
    “WOULD YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF!!!” Julian shot at Chester trying to get him back to “normal” Julian now frantic wanting everything to just go back to the way things were when everyone was on their devices, connected to him.
    “I am Julian, for the first time in my life” Chester said looking at Julian as if asking him to come with him.
    Slowly Chester moved his chair back readying his legs for what comes next, as a bird readies its wings for flight. First his right foot came under him, then his left foot. Chester now slowly lifted his body with the support from the table to help him get up. Julian’s eyes already in a wide awe from the loss of Wi-Fi became even wider as he witnessed Chester doing the seeming impossible. Chester, now at a full stand, able to support himself on only two legs. Joe simply watch Chester with a smile of delight.
    “It can’t be…your jo…j…”
    “Yes, Julian…I’m jogging.” Chester exclaimed with a pride he has never felt before. He looked at his hands for the first time in a long time.
    “I haven’t done this since I signed up for Hotmail.” Chester admitted to no one in particular.
    “You had Hotmail” Julian now broken out of his awe by the mere fact that Chester once had a Hotmail account. Julian was now about to laugh at Chester for once having such an abomination.
    “No” Chester defended himself, being broken out of the moment.
    “Hey guys the internets fixed.” Shane said.
    In a flash all was back to the way things have been. Chester was quick to be back on this tablet and his chair. Joe closed the blinds and windows and ran back to his room. Julian was back on his phone as if nothing has happened and Shane was lying on the couch once again. The only thing that filed the room was the sound of typing on an electronic keyboard.

  • @kirstenhansen6044
    @kirstenhansen6044 4 года назад +5

    Covid-19 has made this real on a whole different level.

  • @coolnhlfan1
    @coolnhlfan1 8 лет назад +10

    I watch this whenever I don't have wifi.
    :)

  • @SimplyAnnaTV
    @SimplyAnnaTV 10 лет назад +11

    who did you make this for?! FOR ME?! WELL I WOULDN'T KNOW SINCE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!!!!!

  • @ShockinglyToTheMax
    @ShockinglyToTheMax 10 лет назад +4

    Quite an apt video for our times. Julian does it again.
    One pointless question, how did the blinds and window open? Julian was not near them at all.

  • @codlipstv6621
    @codlipstv6621 5 лет назад +1

    Love this soooo much!

  • @ConstipatedLlama
    @ConstipatedLlama 10 лет назад +53

    Joe Goes OUTSIDE

  • @imliterally.nothim
    @imliterally.nothim 7 лет назад +11

    Parents: Kids, why don't you go outside?
    Kids: *put on VR Headsets*
    Kids: We are now...

  • @flyingskybanana858
    @flyingskybanana858 3 года назад

    This is scary how accurate this is in 2021. This man is from the future

  • @itsscarletsiwa1064
    @itsscarletsiwa1064 5 лет назад +3

    Im gonna do it...Im go outside*sheds a tear* 😭😂

  • @69randomusername
    @69randomusername 3 года назад +3

    Covid-19 lock down put a new spin on this

  • @insanityx6733
    @insanityx6733 7 лет назад +1

    this video expresses me SO much

  • @aisyeatsdaisies
    @aisyeatsdaisies 2 года назад +4

    that ending shot was so ominous, it rly like stopped the funny and pulled you into the meaning behind the sketch. humanity is getting addicted to phones and technology, and that was literally 8 years ago, so it's gotten a lot worse over the years. eek. anyway i loved that end shot. i love deep stuff

  • @agoosecalledxaro6679
    @agoosecalledxaro6679 11 месяцев назад +3

    This gets more accurate every year

  • @FloridaStateFan
    @FloridaStateFan 7 лет назад

    Your videos are awesome!

  • @idontknowwhatlifeisanymore1937
    @idontknowwhatlifeisanymore1937 5 лет назад +6

    Oh my God its 2019 right now and this was like 5 or 4 years ago lol

  • @MrKlonkie_official
    @MrKlonkie_official 10 лет назад +58

    1:13 I thought that was Randy...

    • @carlo7493
      @carlo7493 10 лет назад +14

      Can I eat him?

    • @AyyLebo
      @AyyLebo 10 лет назад +14

      Arkan Derps I'd rather.

    • @Vintage0808
      @Vintage0808 10 лет назад +4

      And I thought he ate him.

    • @jordanjamison97
      @jordanjamison97 10 лет назад +8

      That is Randy. He just has multiple personality disorder.

    • @MrKlonkie_official
      @MrKlonkie_official 10 лет назад

      Or perhaps this is Randy's twin brother, that survived the culling of 2012?

  • @awkwardreformed
    @awkwardreformed 8 лет назад +1

    Just 90,000,000 years of this and every one will be fine... just fine

  • @miab4020
    @miab4020 9 лет назад +35

    'I'm gonna do it... I'm gonna go outside.."
    "Would you listen to yourself!?"
    "I am Julian,For the first time in my life" *Pulls out chair and stands up*
    "It can't be..Your j..Your j..."
    "Yes, Julian! I'm jogging! I haven't done this since I signed up for Hotmail"
    "You had Hotmail?!!?"
    "No"
    "Internet's fixed!"
    *Leaps into chair and texts*

    • @JonasHamill
      @JonasHamill 8 лет назад +19

      +Fox Hall Farms wow it's almost as if i just watched it again

    • @GenMars
      @GenMars 8 лет назад +1

      You know thete is a replay buttom, right? You could just have told people to press it.

    • @GenMars
      @GenMars 8 лет назад

      Omg I meant click it

    • @GenMars
      @GenMars 8 лет назад +1

      Touch it. Breath on it? I don't even knowanymore!

    • @colleencorey9411
      @colleencorey9411 8 лет назад +2

      +Geno7 lick it?....nevermind

  • @lansuu2187
    @lansuu2187 4 года назад +8

    Julian: "I feel so alone"
    *Has 3 people beside him*

  • @BringYourPlatoon
    @BringYourPlatoon 8 лет назад

    "The more connected we are, the more disconnected we become."

  • @diamondoidchimpanzee
    @diamondoidchimpanzee 10 лет назад +19

    I have T-Mobile - I know very well what it's like to be on EDGE

    • @BachBeethovenBerg
      @BachBeethovenBerg 10 лет назад +4

      I'm with them to. I wonder how many people totally missed that joke...

  • @OmniOmegaOB
    @OmniOmegaOB 10 лет назад +5

    NewOB was here!

  • @arcegajuanjos
    @arcegajuanjos 4 года назад +1

    this video is way ahead of its time. its 2020 right now guys. what year are you from?

  • @ToaIgtakanikanuva
    @ToaIgtakanikanuva 10 лет назад +18

    I... liked the video, but... I can't help but feel that I shouldn't have watched it. I mean... most of your other videos were made for me, but this one... I don't know. It feels wrong to watch it knowing it wasn't.

  • @albertomiguesYT
    @albertomiguesYT 6 лет назад +4

    Phone: I dont feel so good...*wifi goes out*
    Me: CRAP
    Phone: *turn back wifi on* what a good day
    Me: YES

  • @cralex8956
    @cralex8956 6 лет назад

    Legends say that they are still sitting to this day....