Baby How U Like Ur Eggs - JULIAN SMITH
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- Опубликовано: 2 фев 2015
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The eggs look good, but I would rather eat Randy.
Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat, Randy. Eat Randy. Eat Randy. Eat Randy. Eaatt Rannddyyy. *EAAATTT RANDDDYYYY*
You sir, are my hero. I too, would rather eat Randy.
I don't like anything on this menu
Would you like to ride my bicycle?
lol. i rather eat randy was the first video i watched!!!
wasn't ready for the note at 1:06. when it hit i briefly achieved enlightenment and solved the conundrum of Quantum Mechanics vs. General Relativity before i forgot it all. have been trying for the last 12 sleepless hours to re-solve the equation to no avail, fueled by nothing but oatmeal and river water. vision beginning to blur. thoughts beginning to fade. longing for that moment of 1:06 catharsis and fearing that it may not happen again in this lifetime.
tl;dr- inspirational video, will watch again
oatmeal and river water: breakfast of champions!!
fertilized
This is real life. REAL. LIFE.
***** lol eggs are not baby chickens... they are not fertilized. So it's more like the hen's period
oh my goodness, oh my damn, oh my goodness
This was awesome, but Jellyfish and Racist Coffee still deserve a Grammy
Don't eat that! OR DRINK THAT!
Reading a book, nuff said
YASSS!!!
What about Eat Randy? The best song that has ever graced mankind!
Daymn, Tpindell watches Julian :0000000
That's awesome!
I unironically bought this song back when it came out, listened to it a ton, then forgot about it.
Still a goddamn banger, 10/10
ITS BACKKKKK
I like them "Omelette au fromage" with baguette.
OMLETTE DU FROMAGE
over medium on a bacon burger
***** APPRENDEZ VOUS FRANÇAIS
Sam Chilton OMLETTE DU FROMAGE
Thanks for the Dexter flashback! -_- *trance eyes*
So romantic. Inspiring. Compelling. I will use this wisdom whenever I get married.
I will use this wisdom wheNEVER I get married!
~YT Mod (NULL)
Somebody got a drone...
"She just talks so much!"
I feel so called out lol
Big fan of over easy eggs but sunny side up will also do. However a very strong case can be made for omelets and soft boiled eggs
why this video set to unlisted? This has to be one of my fav JS songs
hahah the ending.. so he makes her eggs.. and then runs off into the hills to sing about them ... haha classic Julian XD "i went hiking..."
My god Julian you're just amazing. Your cinematography is astonishing. This is like movie quality. I'm talking about the song too. It all so fcking good
Gother Please, just stop swearing. It's really not necessary.
There was only one swear.
By some stroke of luck, I found the annotation by first opening my favorite Julian Smith video.
Then I realized someone wrote where to find it in the comments of the other video.
**sigh**
I watched about 10 videos then gave up. I barely paid attention to the actual videos due to wiggling around my mouse to find annotations. I did look at Oh Jeffery though. I got the Jellyfish part correct... I was sure it was going to be in car phone on the car phone or the Iphone at the end... But nope.... *Sigh*
I just googled the name of it and the embed link showed up in the results...
I watched about 5 videos when I realized I should look at the "Most Popular" playlist, and IIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNDDDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT
Jamie Alter You are a clever man. **tips hat**
-Seazernat Gemm Glorr-
guess he's a morning person..
I love how Julian has an amazing voice, but primarily uses it to just make silly songs and videos.
His few serious songs are legit amazing
*...FRIED OR FERTILIZED??*
Fertilized please
Why not both? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
truehero2 ew fried would be gross
Netty F That's initially what I thought of when I saw the title of this video....
I love it bro.
Thank you Julian! This song Has saved me SOOOO many times. When my 5 month old son is screaming his head off and nothing else works I put this song on. He stops crying!!! This song put him to sleep last night Thank you so much!!
Loving the recent consistency in uploads over the last three months, it must be really hard work to churn out so many videos while keeping them at such a high quality.
Thank you!
Guy: I just have one question for you, baby: How do you like your eggs?
Girl: Unfertilized. (walks away)
***** Here's another comment where I want more than one Like button.
She didn't appreciate her eggs because she didn't have any hot kool-aid with them...obviously.
Julian, you made them just like I like them.
Scrambled, and with a number sung by my favorite person in the world!
I listened to this song 20 times already, and it's stuck in my head, rather hear this on the radio then the same pop songs that repeat every hour.
awesome hahahaha :D
:D
Was macht denn der große Julien Bam hier :D
dunno why but in some sort of way I feel glad to be here before the actual release!
Another Julian Smith R&B classic. I'm smiling from ear to ear. Thank you.
And with one swoop, Julian has proved himself more talented than ANY pop-singer of the past five years.
it's great when you wake up with your makeup done perfectly and your hair perfectly curled
1) Go to Julian Smith's videos page. Save html. Simple regex to find all links to his videos (102 of them). Save as file.
2) Find url to get annotation data for youtube videos as xml.
3) Write program to parse annotation data for all previously saved video links, list out all newly found links that weren't in the initial list (8 links discovered).
4) Go to each link. Find the video.
5) Realize you're actually an idiot when you see how other people found the video.
This song is still awesome after all these years
With a voice like that, it doesn't matter what the lyrics are or the topic, it'll all sound heavenly.
First! Great video man, I'm real glad that you're back to making videos for all of us.
This was pretty good, and I liked it- it was very professional looking, especially with the establishing shot at the beginning.
I kinda miss the particular goofy creativeness from the older videos, though.
Another Julian classic to power my day. Wonderful!
this is one a my favorite JSTV music videos, seriously catchy.
Wow this bro is a genius. I wish I was this popular on RUclips. xD
You really came out of your shell on this one, Julian! *snickers*
The talent of this man is unreal. By far some of the best quality of videos on RUclips. So glad you're back on the Tube brotha!
Love this song and video so bad. Thank you for putting this out Julian.
Haha that was great
Thank you, Julian Smith! Your videos are a wonder to behold, especially since there are so many talent-less hacks on RUclips who rake in millions of views and money simply by rearing their ugly mugs on a webcam and providing commentary for video games in the most obnoxious voices imaginable. You don't update your channel on an hourly basis because your videos actually require _creativity_ and _effort._
thank you for the kind words!... lord... pigeon?
juliansmith87 Yeah! Hah! Thank _you_ for the good videos!
I discovered your channel four years ago with that whole "Stuck Inside Your Head" song (amazingly catchy, by the way), then the "Malk" video, and everything else was just a riot from there. You have a good sense of humor. RUclips needs more people like you and _more viewers_ need to support these types of channels. Sorry if I sound like I'm kissing up, but I genuinely enjoy your creations.
I also found Julian 4-5 years ago. I had just gotten a Nintendo DSi, and on flipnote studio someone posted a stick figure video of Waffles. I showed it to my friend, then she told me that Julian Smith was the mastermind. My addiction was immediate. I also discovered Rhett and Link that day. Fun stuff. :)
I also found out about him through Flipnote's recreation of Waffles!
Oh, the memories
I waited since yesterday for this. It was worth it.
GOSH THIS CHANNEL HAS COME SO FAR AND I LOVE IT THANK YOU I MISSED YOU AND AHH JULIAN SMITH UR AWESOME
I sang this to my boy cat since he's basically my significant other. He replied "meow". Does anyone know how to cook Eggs Meow?
Lady Alfhildr of the Forest of Violet Mists how old are you?
Ahhhh, dammit. So how does Jeffery like his eggs?
They're cold. They were like they were sitting out all day.
Jeffery like his eggs green.
He likes his eggs with a jellyfish in them.
I shed a tear from pure genius!
I love this stuff thanks JS
The ending was the best part! (and, no. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm also not being sarcastic about not being sarcastic, if that makes sense...)
but are you you sarcastic about not being sarcastic about not being sarcastic?
To clarify, I'm not being sarcastic about not being sarcastic about not being sarcastic. In conclusion, tomatoes are a fruit.
***** You just realized you fucked over people with Aspergers by saying that right?
I don't even know if I fully understand what I just said...
whoa mind blown!!!
"It's cold" ...He woke up and made you breakfast...girl you better eat it like its hot and fresh.
I am so thrilled that this is back on YT
How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake.
OH MY GAWD I ACTUALLY FOUND IT and it only took me 3 videos. I clicked annotations. Was the 3rd video. At first I thought he'd put it in the deviled eggs video, but I found it in JELLYFISH
ya at 23 seconds
Breakfast... Jellyfish and eggs combo
I found it hidden in my subscription list.
Rwededyet Yeah but I was here yesterday too :P viewer 2,802 I think.
Found it teehee I really should be doing homework right now.
DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
waaa
I am in total love with Julian Smith. He is so creative, and smart, and beautiful! You do you, boo boo, Dont change a thing you lovely mastermind!
Brilliant. Just freaking brilliant
HowToBasic is gonna have a field day with this video...
Interesting. Next video should be comedy.
This was hilarious...
Gtfo VillagerDude. Go back to your Minecraft Let's Plays. This actually took effort to make.
James Gray i think this is pretty funny, but not because it took effort to make...that doesn't always mean comedy.
***** What would you call it, Romantic drama?
did not mean to be mean. Just did not find it funny. I would call it video full of engery
Am I the only one that finds this song incredibly catchy?
I love it! Thanks for another great video Julian.
Awesome job, Julian. I feel like this song was about the importance of paying attention to your loved ones and not neglecting them. But you still do it in a hilarious fashion, as always.
Well if you forgot the anniversary he will say "baby how do you like your EX"
i miss the times of malk
i no rite
***** dat grammar doe.
It's internetspeak. Also... you forgot to mention the capital 'i'.
I just watch your videos again and again, I CANT STOP!!!!!!!!
Nice to have you back Julian! Best video in a while
I know there's a fertilization joke somewhere, I just need a minute
Aha! It turns out the secret link was in "my subscriptions" the entire time! You thought you were clever, Julian, hiding the link in plain sight. And all it took was refreshing the page over and over and over and over aoveea rrealf aveja;vea;vea;
Julian, you've done it again. This is so great!
Best video in ages, love it
i made this for you should have been somewhere in the song
i cheated and just googled the title, and it was like the second link
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABY! (sounds so good)
so glad you're making videos again!
She doesn't like eggs. She'd rather eat randy.
fertile
IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A NEW MUSIC VIDEO AND NOW IM SO HAPPY I LOVE YOU JULIAN
Nice support for the hardworking fellow known as Julian.
~YT Mod (NULL)
so crazy like always !!!
i love it x)
what was the thing that was making steam?
It was a de-humidifier. usually used when you have a runny nose :o
A humidifier. Usually found with the dehumidifier. They are nice for dry places or seasons.
Luke Molwitz How much does it cost? I need one
That depends on what brand you get. I think around 40$ or so. I don't know how it works; whether you fill it with water or put in a cartridge. I don't have one. Contra Why would a De-Humidifier be making steam? Steam is water vapor. De-humidifiers take moisture out of he air not create it. If you didn't know... Now you DO!!!
Luke Molwitz Most of them work by having a small piezo speaker, vibrating at high frequencies (above the range of hearing) When water hits that, it's basically smashed into small droplets, and shot out.
I'm disappointed at the lack of HowToBasic in this video.
This is gonna be stuck in my head all day
Been waiting for this
I cheated.... Tell me due punishment for the crime of "Looking in the comments after looking in videos for like 20-25 minutes."
The punishment is being forced to dislike the video, and all other videos on Julians youtube channel, then delete your youtube account. Trust me, it will hurt you MUCH more than anyone else.
:P
Death sentence...
I cheated as well, but I didn't find the link from anyone's comments... The more you know about Google searching...
All these egg videos, Julian. I expect your next on to be "Eggs Benedict" and feature Benedict Cumberbatch.
Omg I llove this song. Its amazing
Turns out the How To Basic channel was Julian all along.
It would be awesome if she just answered
"Inseminated" and then the video would end.
What's with all of the egg-based humor lately? It's very, unEGGspected.
I feel like this is his most underrated song.
Love it man!!!
Everything you make is still solid gold Julian.
Great song and hilarious ending! I absolutely love it :D
Worth the wait.
I love all of your videos!
SO MUCH LOVE FOR YOUR OUTTRO! I love how it is very professional but still has the Hot Kool Aid classic ending. Extremely well done video, very original, very funny, very good job.
Julian your the awesomest you tuber in the world and i think i can speak for more than just myself
Such a catchy song! Love it!
Better than 90% of current top hits
what a beautiful love song
I love you Julian! Your voice is amazing!
I laughed really hard watching this. I always love the songs. A + work
This is my jam!!