Jake and Amir Wikileaks

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024

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  • @Yoni123
    @Yoni123 10 лет назад +526

    one of the quintessential insecure jake episodes. a classic

    • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
      @A_Dopamine_Molecule 2 года назад +17

      The insecure Jake ones are pretty much the best.
      (Why am I replying to a 7 year old comment)...

    • @cocojinx9193
      @cocojinx9193 2 года назад +12

      @@A_Dopamine_Molecule because it's timeless

    • @Mugsi
      @Mugsi 2 года назад +1

      Truly one for the archives

    • @laxku
      @laxku 2 года назад +11

      "You gotta learn to be funny man" still just kills me every time. This episode has stood the test of time.

    • @xaviermariotti1501
      @xaviermariotti1501 2 года назад +1

      Insecure Jake forever.

  • @creepycassette
    @creepycassette 3 года назад +347

    Jake is such a toolbox extraordinary

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 2 года назад +3

      truly an anus of the highest calendar

    • @Bubdiddly
      @Bubdiddly 9 месяцев назад

      Extraordinaire ***

    • @nise6699
      @nise6699 9 месяцев назад

      extradinner@@Bubdiddly

  • @rossk3956
    @rossk3956 3 года назад +177

    Jake wins a golden mic for "too slow"

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 года назад

      Gets a turdy because Amir nicked it. He nicked it!

  • @user84074
    @user84074 3 года назад +69

    A Jake Hurwitz Production, AKA I'm out
    Directed by Juliana Sand

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 3 года назад +144

    This is one of the best Jake and Amir episodes for sure. Definitely a Top 3 Insecure Jake episode. Why is it not on the official channel anymore?

    • @Varooooooom
      @Varooooooom 3 года назад +25

      It never was on the official channel! For whatever reason, there are a lot of episodes that didn’t make it to CH (now the videos are on IfIWereYou), but some RUclipsrs reuploaded them here

    • @valx5
      @valx5 3 года назад +27

      @@Varooooooom just an update y’all, the “IfIWereYou” channel has now changed to “Jake&Amir” and they have a lot of the videos.
      the “every single J&A episode in order” playlist is how you’ll find 99.9% of the videos!

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring Год назад +1

      @@Varooooooom I think the videos were on their website

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 13 дней назад

      If I had to guess, I think it's because Collegehumor are embarrassed about how weirdly right wing this episode is with the "Assange is a traitor" comment.

  • @milesmacmahon6001
    @milesmacmahon6001 2 месяца назад +4

    They should do a follow up now that he'll be free!

  • @TonyElevathingal
    @TonyElevathingal 4 года назад +108

    You NICKED it!

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +6

      That delivery was so good

  • @Last_Respecter
    @Last_Respecter 3 года назад +72

    I love how in the 3 episodes Jake actually has lunch with Ashmear, he’s just staring at Jake eating and never actually bringing lunch, always gets me.
    P.S. GO BILLS!!!

    • @JoeyPepperoni101
      @JoeyPepperoni101 2 года назад +1

      He has a bottle of juice in lunch conversation

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Год назад

      Die. Go Bills. Love, Kyle.

  • @gruu
    @gruu 10 лет назад +90

    LOL Pat couldnt hold it in anymore at 2:15 xD

  • @TheOfficialBacon
    @TheOfficialBacon 3 года назад +74

    1:25 was so long and convoluted that I couldn't stop laughing

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +20

      To school for school

    • @user84074
      @user84074 3 года назад +14

      Not a mess up because I caught it first

    • @TheOfficialBacon
      @TheOfficialBacon 3 года назад +1

      @@user84074 lol yeah

    • @TeeBreak
      @TeeBreak 3 года назад +8

      and amir loved every second of it

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад

      @@TeeBreakhe's easily impressed

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan Год назад +11

    I can’t believe I just now realized Jake starts literally running away

  • @non_brewed_condiment
    @non_brewed_condiment 5 месяцев назад +7

    Pat thinking Julian Assange is a trader is such an interesting detail. In this series he: Loves Sarah, is always scheming to impress his mom and is also apparently very conservative??

  • @GeejMusic
    @GeejMusic 2 года назад +26

    Why did they call Julian Assange a traitor?

    • @skibbitybebop
      @skibbitybebop 2 года назад +30

      College humour leaned heavily towards Democrat so believed he was a traitor for revealing damaging secrets on the party
      Worth mentioning that Chelsea Clinton (Hilary's daughter) also sat on the board of directors for CH's parent company

    • @outtrigger
      @outtrigger 2 года назад +39

      Im pretty sure it was just a joke since the common liberal take at the time was that assange was a hero. Probably just ironically picking the opposite stance of what you’d expect

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 Год назад +7

      @@outtrigger
      "It was probably just ironic" doesn't sound very convincing.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 Год назад +4

      @@skibbitybebop did that even happen in 2010 when this came out, still no idea why they called him a traitor though

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 5 месяцев назад

      Because they're libtards

  • @FrozenYoga69
    @FrozenYoga69 Год назад +3

    Assange is still in prison for journalism.

  • @olinkirkland
    @olinkirkland 2 года назад +11

    I love that Amir doesn’t have any food during lunch.

  • @phylazen5649
    @phylazen5649 3 года назад +14

    amir's deathly stare at the beginning... i keep rewinding lol

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 Год назад +3

    2:13 also great acting from Hurwitz, almost as though he is more than okay, he's devastated!

  • @8gomerpyle22
    @8gomerpyle22 3 года назад +14

    I like it when they let Jake do Amir stuff.

  • @JuliusGulius
    @JuliusGulius 9 лет назад +23

    if people knew what this episode was actually about it would blow their minds

    • @AntiSecure
      @AntiSecure 7 лет назад +7

      ... What do you mean? Everyone knows what it's about. Who doesn't know of Julian Assange?

    • @ahmedsiddiqui2136
      @ahmedsiddiqui2136 4 года назад +44

      @@AntiSecure Julian Assand.. Was it? I know exactly who he is. Let me google it right now and I'll tell you anything you wanna know about him

    • @Yrenne
      @Yrenne 3 года назад +17

      I don't think you know what this video is about.

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 года назад +28

      @@Yrenne you gotta learn to be funny man

    • @TeeBreak
      @TeeBreak 3 года назад +1

      What is it about bro??

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 Год назад +37

    1:26 I got that whole mini-rant/weird bullying memorized in my head. Here's a transcript for new and future fans of the show:
    "Good lunch, everybody. I'm gonna go. Pat, you get joke of the lunch with the Julian Assand thing, which a low five from me-- too slow! I get runner-up, second-best joke of lunch with the too slow thing, looks like I'm too school for school-- sorry, just kidding, too cool for school, not a mess-up, because I caught it first. Once again, y'all are too slow and once again, Julian Assand can-- Ah! Ah! Eat a penis pie, 'til the day he die. This has been a 'Jake Hurwitz production', AKA I'm out!"

    • @BadGoof
      @BadGoof Год назад +5

      This line is perfect, better than that, it is fine.

    • @Hollameyah899
      @Hollameyah899 Год назад +1

      I'm more than okay. I'm devastated!

    • @ASOT666
      @ASOT666 Год назад

      this has me in tears

    • @Hollameyah899
      @Hollameyah899 Год назад

      Of soy? *wink* beefing soy, are we?

    • @triplehalo
      @triplehalo Год назад

      @@Hollameyah899 We're beefing

  • @grimsgraveyard3598
    @grimsgraveyard3598 3 года назад +10

    Pat murphy and Sarah needed to do a lot more skits with Jake and Amir streeter also. I wish they did more skits in general Dan was pretty funny also.

  • @Quarter_Turn
    @Quarter_Turn 4 года назад +13

    Free Julian Assange

    • @lucboyce5950
      @lucboyce5950 2 года назад +5

      *Julius Asand

    • @TimmyMcGowan
      @TimmyMcGowan 2 года назад +3

      *with purchase of another julian assange of equal or greater value

  • @psbelljr
    @psbelljr Год назад +2

    2011 was so much better than 2023.

  • @ThamizhanDaa1
    @ThamizhanDaa1 3 года назад +17

    I like the video, but assange is not a traitor, he's only a traitor to corrupt politicians

    • @manchesterisblue1023
      @manchesterisblue1023 2 года назад

      you only say that because you're hindu and thus love trump just like assange

    • @ThamizhanDaa1
      @ThamizhanDaa1 2 года назад +5

      @@manchesterisblue1023 lol what? What terrible logic

  • @matbob3
    @matbob3 2 месяца назад +3

    He’s free now

  • @prodHODY
    @prodHODY 3 года назад +3

    who else is digging for the episodes they never saw?

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie Год назад

      I wish. I know I’ve seen them all so I’m just in a constant loop of watching episodes that I haven’t seen in a while until I inevitably get back to the videos I started with thus continuing the loop.

    • @ImSquiggs
      @ImSquiggs Месяц назад +1

      I recently got thrown off my normal J&A path by RUclips recommendations, and after nearly a decade of fandom it’s insanely cool to find a whole pocket of videos I just missed somehow. This is legit a fantastic episode too

  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 3 года назад +1

    Been watching this shit for over 10 years and I still find vids I've never seen

  • @notaspider4084
    @notaspider4084 11 месяцев назад +2

    julian assange did nothing wrong

  • @TeeBreak
    @TeeBreak 3 года назад +3

    This episode is gr8

    • @phylazen5649
      @phylazen5649 3 года назад +1

      u gotta learn how to be funny man

    • @TeeBreak
      @TeeBreak 3 года назад

      @@phylazen5649 STFU

  • @jacket6139
    @jacket6139 11 месяцев назад

    You nicked it...
    I slapped it ?
    YOU NICKED IT

  • @Opdi67
    @Opdi67 2 года назад +3

    free julianna sand

  • @ThePurpleKnightmare
    @ThePurpleKnightmare 10 месяцев назад +2

    I can't believe Julius Asange would just change his gender out of no where like that.

  • @Sener
    @Sener 3 года назад +1

    If insecurity was a person

    • @Hollameyah899
      @Hollameyah899 Год назад

      Jakey is a mixed bag. He is half-jewish, after all.

  • @Nocty1501
    @Nocty1501 Год назад +3

    Wow, more than any other CH takes, this one aged REALLY badly.
    Julian Assange, the greatest journalist to have ever lived, a "traitor" to these people.
    Wow.

  • @TheSummergirlx6
    @TheSummergirlx6 13 лет назад +2

    wait... this isn't even by College Humor.. i'm confused.

  • @noahmalonson7347
    @noahmalonson7347 Год назад

    that's something you DON'T learn on google

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 2 года назад

    When I first saw this, I also didn't know who Julian Assange is.

  • @chocolatemafia64
    @chocolatemafia64 5 месяцев назад

    Julius Asand

  • @chocolatemafia64
    @chocolatemafia64 5 месяцев назад

    Julia Nesnad

  • @Hollameyah899
    @Hollameyah899 Год назад

    This was my first time hearing about a case of sexual misconduct, when I was a freshman in high school. Didn't phase me none because I hardly knew anything about Julian Assange...
    Then I heard about the one involving Chris Hardwick my junior year of college, and that really got to me.
    Edit: turned out the allegations made against Chris by a legitimite crazy person [Chloe Dykstra] were false, and yet she still won't admit to have worked for someone who not only was accused of sexual abuse, but blatantly admitted it albeit as a form of ironic humor [Max Landis]

  • @Biotektan
    @Biotektan 13 лет назад +2

    that one was funny! why didnt they upload it earlier? sometimes i feel like they are only uploading the bad stuf here..

  • @spazy12341234
    @spazy12341234 13 лет назад

    @DontEatTheReaper he's just uploading to youtube early ps 19th

  • @NealChauhan
    @NealChauhan Год назад +3

    Chick?

  • @GigglrTv
    @GigglrTv 7 лет назад +1

    This is the comment other comments warned you about

  • @jadenmcrae
    @jadenmcrae Год назад

    oui

  • @block4562
    @block4562 3 года назад +1

    You gotta learn how to be funny man

  • @headbangerdmc123
    @headbangerdmc123 13 лет назад +1

    @thedarkrouge You know its a joke right?...

  • @egostr1p
    @egostr1p 13 лет назад +1

    7th ? am i awsome now ?

  • @The2jewls
    @The2jewls 13 лет назад +1

    @thedarkrouge Chill out man it's not real...

  • @dxmrp0p0xd
    @dxmrp0p0xd Месяц назад

    Lollll

  • @spidi550
    @spidi550 13 лет назад

    19th !!!

  • @DontEatTheReaper
    @DontEatTheReaper 13 лет назад +1

    I'd like this if it wasn't stolen.

    • @Steezboy3000
      @Steezboy3000 3 года назад +19

      How do you like it now that it's the only copy?

  • @spazy12341234
    @spazy12341234 13 лет назад +1

    8th

  • @Biotektan
    @Biotektan 13 лет назад +1

    11th

  • @Ilamarea
    @Ilamarea 13 лет назад +1

    9th

  • @justdropem
    @justdropem 13 лет назад +1

    third