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  • @AMatterofFilm
    @AMatterofFilm 6 лет назад +4442

    Dude, the intro killed me.

  • @waltergutierrez1449
    @waltergutierrez1449 6 лет назад +649

    Bond pointing a gun at a mouse and saying "Who sent you?" is one of the funniest things I've seen all day

  • @wp4708
    @wp4708 7 лет назад +2505

    Idris Elba said that he doesn't want to do Bond, because he doesn't want to be remembered as the "Black Bond"

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +115

      W P You sure? Seem like a petty reason because frankly I'd love that!
      I mean, Blade wasn't considered like "the black dude who killed vampires" wasn't he? I don't say that to be insensitive but I'm really scratching my head here... 😮

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 6 лет назад +526

      The Charakter James Bond was invented as as a white british man with blue eyes and black hair. Enough People went apeshit when Craig was casted, cuz he has blonde hair, and for these insane Fanboys that is already some sort of Sakrileg, since all the actors before him fitted that description somewhat. Casting a Black guy in the role will make them go insane and no matter how good of a performance Elba would give, he would forever just be referenced as the first Black Bond.
      I also don't want him as Bond, but because he is to old. They need to cast someone end twenty to early thirty.

    • @fantastopotomus
      @fantastopotomus 6 лет назад +255

      Angelina Jolie's character in wanted is supposed to be black, Ben Affleck played a hispanic man in Argo, Johnny Depp played Tonto, John Wayne played Ghengis Khan...but yeah, a black Bond would be a travesty lol

    •  6 лет назад +168

      fantastapotomus ~John Wayne *SHOULDNT* have played Genghis Khan, Johnny Depp passed as Tonto, Ben Affleck wasn't playing an established character, and Angelina Jolie's character in Wanted was NOT "supposed to be" black... but even if she was, no one would have known. Because it was an unknown character. If you want, if you _really_ want, I'll give you Depp as Tonto. Whatever. Either way, *YES* a black Bond WOULD be a travesty- Because Bond is an established character who shouldn't just be portrayed as an asian lesbian muslim, either.
      By the way... How _would_ you feel about a white Shaft?
      There's your answer.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 6 лет назад +58

      +The Bandog But nobody said that Bond should be portrayed by an Asian lesbian Muslim. The only major difference between Elba and every other Bond is his race.

  • @RobotnikHolmes
    @RobotnikHolmes 6 лет назад +3598

    Heya RalphtheMovieMaker. Not too long ago my dad had passed away. I showed him your video on Spectre and it was one of the funniest videos he'd ever seen, he was so entertained with your narrative and editing. I just want to offer my personal thanks for giving him a huge laugh the last time I saw him.

    • @sirpepeofhousekek6741
      @sirpepeofhousekek6741 6 лет назад +50

      Seriously?

    • @infinte1015
      @infinte1015 6 лет назад +32

      RobotnikHolmes such bullshit

    • @squeegeemcgee
      @squeegeemcgee 6 лет назад +179

      Jesus Christ, man. If this is for real I’m sorry to hear it. best wishes to you, hope life treats you better in the future. best of luck to you

    • @christopherconnors9258
      @christopherconnors9258 6 лет назад +66

      dang, a review so good it raises people from the dead, bless ralph

    • @fruitylooney348
      @fruitylooney348 5 лет назад +9

      That's bittersweet

  • @bryanbaez4412
    @bryanbaez4412 6 лет назад +810

    “After I blew him” Oh my God, this dude is just the best

    • @scionixx9568
      @scionixx9568 4 года назад

      eating sugar no papa yup it was funny

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 4 года назад +6

      He blew him like Michael Fasbender blew that clarinet.

    • @damnielm0
      @damnielm0 3 года назад +10

      He’s thrown in some pretty hilarious little gay jokes about himself. In the terminator salvation review he super casually said something about the T-1,000 actor being great at something, then casually said “and in bed” and you could barely tell he said it. Comedy gold. I wish so badly that Ralph made more reviews like these. They don’t have to be about horrible movies either he could do great movies and still tell hilarious jokes.

    • @verdegaban1615
      @verdegaban1615 11 месяцев назад

      Ralph is a funny guy! That part threw me completely off guard and gave me a good laugh.

  • @KnowYourGamesOfficial
    @KnowYourGamesOfficial 7 лет назад +4461

    If Jamie Foxx was in this movie, it would've been called specre.
    Because they got t.

    • @abou5305
      @abou5305 5 лет назад +71

      KnowYourGames seriously underrated comment

    • @tre2558
      @tre2558 5 лет назад +54

      Top tier joke

    • @KantoKairyu
      @KantoKairyu 5 лет назад +6

      @dig duck I don't get it?

    • @deez4132
      @deez4132 5 лет назад +21

      @@KantoKairyu THEY GOT T!

    • @ermacjones1911
      @ermacjones1911 5 лет назад +1

      Lmmfao

  • @markwuahlbuargg4780
    @markwuahlbuargg4780 6 лет назад +539

    To be honest , I don't usually like opening sketches, I prefer when the reviewer just goes straight into the review... But that opening made my day, its just a perfect parody of overblown James Bond openings.

  • @comixproviderftw_02
    @comixproviderftw_02 5 лет назад +353

    "James Bond is a weirdo in this movie. To be fair, he's always been a weirdo. We just kind of ignore it because he's a badass."
    Sounds about right.

  • @emeritus7060
    @emeritus7060 6 лет назад +2295

    The worst part about this film is how they picked ‘Writing On The Wall’ over Radiohead’s ‘Spectre’.

    • @madashkey
      @madashkey 6 лет назад +183

      Mars Radiohead's version is infinitely better in context of this opening

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 6 лет назад +99

      Even fucking Alan Walker's Spectre would even be better than that shit they used.

    • @Luckyshoo
      @Luckyshoo 6 лет назад +157

      That's cause Thom Yorke is not gay enough

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 лет назад +16

      The Bond producers want songs specifically for the movie which are made at the time. It’s stupid I know

    • @gandhiguerrero3668
      @gandhiguerrero3668 6 лет назад +54

      the producers asked for radiohead to do the opening song, but they didn't wanted bc too sad

  • @andrewwgold
    @andrewwgold 6 лет назад +229

    “What is this place?”
    “Information”
    .....”cut”

  • @DASH22
    @DASH22 8 лет назад +1294

    That intro gets me every time LMAO!!

    • @bkc6873
      @bkc6873 7 лет назад +9

      DASH right 😂

    • @celeste1823
      @celeste1823 7 лет назад +8

      List of James Bond movie with a better opening than Spectre: Everyone of them, Goldeneye for the Wii and Metal Gear Solid 3 despite it being not even a james bond movie

    • @senorken491
      @senorken491 6 лет назад

      Turkish airlines Pictures XD

    • @jamesroby1948
      @jamesroby1948 6 лет назад

      Also, that outro.

    • @rockefellerst
      @rockefellerst 6 лет назад

      0:08 lost it

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker  8 лет назад +4317

    I wanna feel love.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 8 лет назад +38

      +ralphthemoviemaker oh, so now you hate movies again? make up your damn mind.

    • @heeporeviews7090
      @heeporeviews7090 8 лет назад +19

      And u come to a RUclips comments section, good luck.

    • @jordand5555
      @jordand5555 8 лет назад +21

      +Milos Pantic no ralph only fits on the spectrum of sharp distinctions. Also, there is a severe lack of kung fu panda reviews on his channel.

    • @zelimhanbarhamatov2512
      @zelimhanbarhamatov2512 8 лет назад +9

      Me to Ralph.😪

    • @keironaddison2461
      @keironaddison2461 8 лет назад +6

      I love your vids in the UK [were I live] Sam smith is huge

  • @isaacrodman4199
    @isaacrodman4199 6 лет назад +446

    Actually, about that intro.
    The song was originally done by Radiohead, and it was titled after the movie. They rejected it cos it was "too dark" or something. It doesn't really have that "badass" vibe you were talking about, but it's a hell of a lot more of a Bond intro song than Smith's. And it's a pretty good standalone song too.

  • @NoblePringles
    @NoblePringles 6 лет назад +691

    Choosing Sam Smith's song of Radiohead's is like choosing a segway over a Harley Davidson

    • @MD0K
      @MD0K 5 лет назад +7

      Damn right

    • @illusioNery
      @illusioNery 5 лет назад +8

      So, the right choice then cause who the hell wants to hear a crappy ass Harley all day long?

    • @jimmypadilla3441
      @jimmypadilla3441 5 лет назад +6

      Ngl I thought Radiohead's song was boring af. Less an improvement than a lateral move

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 5 лет назад +9

      Jimmy Padilla Really? I found the instrumentals and lyrics much better.

    • @RazorusR3X777
      @RazorusR3X777 4 года назад +1

      Correction, it's like choosing a segway over a sexy Hayabusa.

  • @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond
    @TomGallagherSuperboyBeyond 7 лет назад +381

    i'd argue the Timothy Dalton bond films were the first attempt to make it "realistic" its a much darker Bond, unfortunately people weren't ready for it.

    • @MrJohnlennon007
      @MrJohnlennon007 6 лет назад +17

      Tom Gallagher - Second Hand Media he and Lazenby are the greatest. Only actors to bring human emotions to Bond while still being a bad ass

    • @fqvermis8205
      @fqvermis8205 6 лет назад +32

      Shame that Dalton only made two movies, He was the closest to Flemings Book Bond. Licence to kill is the Best adaptation of a Fleming story despite not being based on one of his storys.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 6 лет назад +15

      Yeh I didn't like how he dismissed the 80s there, yes Moore's films carried on being mostly camp (Although For Your Eyes Only was pretty serious) but Dalton did two good entries in the late 80s so it wasn't a complete write off and Brosnan's films weren't too bad either.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 6 лет назад +11

      dalton was a damn solid bond, he deserved more flicks, hes better than most of the rest of the pure shlocky ones

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 6 лет назад +8

      I guess with Dalton its a case of less is more, to be fair to the Bond producers they did actually offer him the role immediately after Sean Connery (He would've done OHMSS) but he was only in his 20s and thought he was too young since Bond was spose to be 40s. Imagine if he had taken it though it would've derailed Moore's turn and then the canon would've turned out a lot different.@@KaladinVegapunk

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan 8 лет назад +501

    I live in Mexico City and I gotta clear some things up:
    1.- That parade wasn't a thing until this year and barely anyone went to it.
    2.- This city is packed with beautiful architecture, particularly where they shot the film. You can't see it because the entire opening sequence is more brown than most early 360/PS3 titles.
    3.- There were multiple instances of corruption involving the Mexico scenes and it's obvious that they approved them to improve the image of Mexico considering the dissapearance/murder(?) of 43 teachers, the drug wars and multiple problems. Not that it helped.

    • @anaramirez3875
      @anaramirez3875 7 лет назад +69

      And also, it is really a shithole.

    • @coloneljak42_
      @coloneljak42_ 7 лет назад +56

      I'm sorry you live in that shithole.

    • @okarowarrior
      @okarowarrior 7 лет назад

      Ana Rmz stands for ana ramirez?

    • @anaramirez3875
      @anaramirez3875 7 лет назад

    • @erictokunhaga9482
      @erictokunhaga9482 7 лет назад +20

      Lets be honest , some places are really nice, but yeah, form the majority of the city, it's a shithole.

  • @CurlyMcNulty
    @CurlyMcNulty 7 лет назад +452

    This review is weird because I've seen this movie before but I don't remember half the clips he showed wow this movie was fucking forgettable

    • @CurlyMcNulty
      @CurlyMcNulty 7 лет назад +73

      I also don't remember writing this comment. I'm starting to think I just have memory problems

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 6 лет назад +4

      Explod1ngNinja I remember renting the Carrie remake, but I barely remember anything from the movie... Same with transformer 4: I recall that some designs where really cool, but that's really it...
      I remember most of this movie, especially some weird shit like Blofeld going into James mind for some reason, that was fucked up even for a James Bond movie! I know that most gadgets in these aren't real, but sheesh!

    • @SotheX
      @SotheX 6 лет назад +2

      i remember having someone over to watch movies, and they brought this movie i never thought i saw before, and as we started watching it, i realized i knew what everything was, and felt like I was having some sort of panic attack because i couldn't for the life of me remember seeing the film.
      Why don't i have a name for this film? Because i forgot what film this was again, or what it was about. Basically, this movie must be the worst of the worst when it comes to being memorable.

  • @dylanreviews3404
    @dylanreviews3404 7 лет назад +190

    spectre literally was the one movie that I actually started to fall asleep during

    • @Oblique18888
      @Oblique18888 7 лет назад +19

      Dylan Reviews I literally fell asleep in the theater. It was so boring. I watched it another time and almost fell asleep again.

    • @edwells8963
      @edwells8963 6 лет назад +1

      Same. Like three times.

    • @matthewmacdonaldchannel1
      @matthewmacdonaldchannel1 5 лет назад +5

      I actually did fall asleep in the theater. Twice. And I had paid for the goddamn tickets, as a Christmas present to my family members. Mortifying walk to the parking lot when the lights came up.

    • @dane9027
      @dane9027 5 лет назад +2

      Same thing happened here.

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 4 года назад

      sure, don't forget to eat your num nums, bitchboy

  • @user-op7dh6uh2m
    @user-op7dh6uh2m 4 года назад +155

    not to be all sentimental but my girlfriend and i used to watch ralph's videos. since she died about a year ago, i rewatch his old videos as a form of comfort media, cus it almost feels like we're still watching together. not looking for sympathy points, just wanted to say ralph's videos genuinely help me on shitty days.

    • @starmanda88
      @starmanda88 Год назад +4

      I’m sorry for your loss man. I know it’s been two years since you’ve written this comment but I hope you’re doing well 💖

    • @tobin2.0
      @tobin2.0 Год назад +1

      Oh my fault og

  • @MotivationExMe
    @MotivationExMe 6 лет назад +304

    I thought the face with the skull was an Undertale fan art

  • @Ezio999Auditore
    @Ezio999Auditore 8 лет назад +167

    Brought to you by:
    TURKISH AIRLINES
    Zack Snyder: "Join us Ralph, JOIN US!!!!!

  • @PixTron515
    @PixTron515 8 лет назад +392

    I got just one question:
    _How the fuck do you make James Bond vs. The Illuminati _*_fucking boring?_*
    That should be impossible to fuck up, but Hollywood managed... they always manage...

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus 8 лет назад +35

      Not Hollywood, Barbara Broccolli. She literally makes decisions based on what gets her the wettest.

    • @motherfreya2840
      @motherfreya2840 2 года назад +5

      A lot of them think a good concept is enough and poorly execute it.

  • @daniellaw4200
    @daniellaw4200 8 лет назад +107

    This intro fucking killed me . 10/10

  • @APCDraw
    @APCDraw 5 лет назад +81

    "The intro should showcase the events of the film"
    *shows people standing around doing nothing*
    Nah, I think they accomplished the intro.

  • @Brimstone3
    @Brimstone3 Год назад +5

    "EVRYWHEH!!!" I hate how hard this got me, every time, damn you Ralph. Another crazy nuanced criticism, keep it up man, love these.

  • @Edax_Royeaux
    @Edax_Royeaux 7 лет назад +149

    To be fair, the original James Bond started semi-grounded, it only got silly with Goldfinger, but even in Goldfinger, it was really clever movie. The villain has a laser which is used to: cut metal. They do that today. The gadgets involve a GPS tracking device the size of a lighter, they make that shit today. His car has a GPS navigation device, they make that shit today. The plot of that movie involved the use of a dirty bomb to create economic chaos, that shit is still relevant today. Even when they were being silly, they were still ahead of time, which makes the movie interesting to this day.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 6 лет назад +18

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice the anachronisms in that movie. Funny how it predicted all that shit though.

  • @Channel1Mind
    @Channel1Mind 7 лет назад +595

    Not enough T

    • @jackmontgomery2228
      @jackmontgomery2228 6 лет назад +49

      This wasn't an easy grab...

    • @flyingturtles6079
      @flyingturtles6079 6 лет назад +6

      Jack Montgomery why would you expect this to be an easy grab? I mean, if they got T it isn’t easy anymore

    • @rohitiyer926
      @rohitiyer926 5 лет назад

      Channel1Mind but they got him, remember?

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic 8 лет назад +1245

    with this film I had a hard time believing and caring about anything bond himself did
    also, why did batista try to kill bond on the train if waltz wanted him to see the command center?

  • @Melissamms
    @Melissamms 7 лет назад +47

    God, the opening to Casino Royale was so fucking good I was so pumped after it

    • @gkroll8467
      @gkroll8467 3 года назад +1

      All young punks are film critics go back to ya daddy’s basement and grow a beard

    • @Melissamms
      @Melissamms 3 года назад +9

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @akbas58
      @akbas58 3 года назад +8

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 2 года назад +4

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

    • @fearofowl5973
      @fearofowl5973 2 года назад +3

      @@gkroll8467 lol what

  • @albertoamoruso7711
    @albertoamoruso7711 6 лет назад +120

    "Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy is boring"
    Me: *God, I beg you: spare him, he doesn't know what he's talking about*

    • @burninsherman1037
      @burninsherman1037 5 лет назад +8

      I fucking love that movie. I feel like a rewatch is in order now.

    • @kasrakhatir
      @kasrakhatir 4 года назад +2

      Started watching it after I saw this review. Loved it !!!! both the movie and the TV series. Shame there is no interest for the next two "Karla" spy series

  • @VinceTheCreatorr
    @VinceTheCreatorr 7 лет назад +818

    Can someone explain to me why in every Bond movie he gets captured but they don't kill him right away so he ends up getting away. Everytime.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 6 лет назад +44

      Because logic is no go in Bond (films)^^

    • @craigdyas1091
      @craigdyas1091 6 лет назад +105

      Villains love to monologue.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 6 лет назад +20

      If you need an answer to that question then Bond films aren't for you,. infact you clearly aren't an earthling cos everyone knows why that trope exists so stop attention seeking, its a film not a documentary the hero has to survive is why.

    • @samlerf
      @samlerf 6 лет назад +56

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 No, there are fictional stories where the hero loses or dies. But Franchises named after their characters have that problem of never killing them. Which leaves the question: Why should I care then?

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 6 лет назад +6

      Yes obviously not every single hero survives, no need to take me so fucking literally just so you can point score but as a general rule they do. @@samlerf

  • @TheAwkwardStuffShow
    @TheAwkwardStuffShow 8 лет назад +57

    Subbed within the first 30 seconds of this video. That intro was amazing

  • @sabianwatts8515
    @sabianwatts8515 7 лет назад +867

    When I saw the tentacles touching the girl's leg I was like "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 6 лет назад +44

      i see you're a man of culture as well.

    • @trevorp8124
      @trevorp8124 6 лет назад +65

      I audibly said "Uh-oh..." in the theatre and was able to pinpoint pervs in the audience from the chuckles.

    • @isaac_759
      @isaac_759 6 лет назад +9

      what!? what the fuck!?

    • @williamjackson5760
      @williamjackson5760 5 лет назад +3

      There, you have 300 likes. Ocd was killing me.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 4 года назад

      I only need to hear of enough hentai to know where that goes.

  • @SerMattzio
    @SerMattzio 10 месяцев назад +3

    4:07 The juxtaposition of the Spectre theme with Bond smashing the guy through the door gets me every time.

  • @Modernww2fare
    @Modernww2fare 4 года назад +19

    13:43 "in the 80s and 90s Bond started to get silly, too silly" *shows Timothy Dalton, the precursor to Daniel Craig's Bond*

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 4 года назад +5

      80s and 90s
      Bond had some lows but had some great highs

  • @jetiscute1
    @jetiscute1 8 лет назад +620

    I read in an interview that Daniel Craig would rather slash his wrists than play Bond again.

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 8 лет назад +101

      wonder how much you'd have to pay him to make him slash his wrists

    • @Frooti.loopz23
      @Frooti.loopz23 8 лет назад +3

      Lil Miss Anime Red Riding Hood Can you blame him?

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 8 лет назад +48

      He also said he bullshits a lot in his interviews and speaks his mind without thinking. When someone asks after a long 8 month shoot if he wants to do it again he says no at that point in time. Stop buying into the media trying to force controversy and make you dislike the guy

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 лет назад +27

      I get that the media is all fake news now days Primitive Spngebob, but at the same time you could tell that Craig didn't give a shit in this film

    • @sirpizo555
      @sirpizo555 7 лет назад +25

      Well in one interview I saw he said filming this was the most fun he had filming a Bond film but who knows

  • @fukyomammason
    @fukyomammason 7 лет назад +144

    The lack of 'intrigue' was what did this movie in for me. There wasn't enough tuxedo-wearing casino-attending, villain-organization-infiltration. Bond may seem like he sucks at aspects of his job at times (subtlety) but he is still a spy. He should spend more than a single scene undercover/interacting with the villain. Bond was rarely if ever suave or clever in this film, which - up until at least Brosnan if not all the way to Craig himself - was mostly what the movies consisted of, with a violent finish. This was all violence and action from the start.
    I now realize Ralph said most of this shit in the video, but whatever.

  • @adam_nathan
    @adam_nathan 7 лет назад +64

    Radiohead did a fantastic song for 'Spectre' but it got rejected because they're not marketable enough right now.

  • @YouCantDeleteDenzelL
    @YouCantDeleteDenzelL 4 года назад +11

    SPECTRE was the cinematic equivalent of having to complete half a dozen fetch quests to get to the final boss, only for those items to be completely useless and then the final boss fight ends through a cutscene

  • @backstreetsbackalright4363
    @backstreetsbackalright4363 5 лет назад +147

    Quantum of Solace is a tough watch, every single scene where they're talking gets cut abruptly to do so stupid chase/fight scene. It borders on painful. This is the problem with the Bond franchise now, too much action. One of the most memorable scenes from Goldfinger, for me, is when Bond goes golfing with Goldfinger to switch his ball and put a tracking chip on him. They just talk and feel each other out, we see beneath the surface of what Goldfinger wants everyone to see when he gets angry with his poor golf game and starts cheating. You know, it develops characters and moves the plot along. If that scene was shot today it would have ended with them beating each other over the heads with 4 irons after a chase on high speed golf carts, then M would come in and say "Now we have no leads, but go here for no reason whatsoever."

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 года назад +8

      That was only a problem with Quantum of Solace

    • @chrisharris5808
      @chrisharris5808 4 года назад +7

      Quantum of Solace is like that because around the time it was written a lot of writers went on strike, they received the script 2 hours before they went on strike so the production team was left to do a lot of the rewriting themselves. So instead of waiting for the writers and not knowing what they were doing they padded the film out with action scenes because they don’t need writing.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 года назад +2

      Not really. Casino Royale and Skyfall didn’t even have that much action. Even Spectre isn’t too action packed. It’s just Quantum’s problem

  • @RenegadeVile
    @RenegadeVile 8 лет назад +3511

    You just hated this movie because James Bond is gay.

    • @Saidriak
      @Saidriak 8 лет назад +323

      Dunkey, I do not watch your videos because you are black.

    • @titmouse1213
      @titmouse1213 8 лет назад +10

      Renegade Vile
      ohhhh sooo gaaayyy!

    • @jhojanezf
      @jhojanezf 7 лет назад +48

      Vict0rian That reminds me of the time dinglebop beat Succ in smash

    • @dickhead6139
      @dickhead6139 7 лет назад +25

      I like sucking juicy, thick boners. But also
      I thought it was Succ that beat dinglebop in smoosh.

    • @JohnSmith-lr8xg
      @JohnSmith-lr8xg 7 лет назад +6

      Dickhead same I love you

  • @MA-lb8dq
    @MA-lb8dq 8 лет назад +265

    That opening song lol!

  • @isral8765
    @isral8765 8 лет назад +123

    who else flips out when they see Ralph's videos in there subscriptions?

  • @andreidarius365
    @andreidarius365 6 лет назад +217

    *EVERYWHERE*
    You've got a new subscriber

    • @moodlampActual
      @moodlampActual 6 лет назад +3

      Glad you're on board. He couldn't do it without you.

    • @frankrevare4405
      @frankrevare4405 5 лет назад +2

      you got a ne- EVERYWHERE

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 7 лет назад +9

    God, the hype for this one was real. No one had seen the older James Bond stuff, but we all knew SPECTRE returning was a big deal.
    And then it wasn’t a big deal.

  • @Rudofaux
    @Rudofaux 8 лет назад +237

    Tentacles & eyes en mass in the intro? Cthulhu confirmed.

    • @CM-bl7dy
      @CM-bl7dy 7 лет назад +7

      *tentacles porn

    • @ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES
      @ARCHMAGOS-RATTLEBONES 7 лет назад +11

      Nah i can confirm. Cthulhu did not approve of his likeness to be used in this.

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 7 лет назад +6

      Do not disrespect my boi Cthulhu like this

    • @rafaelmarkos4489
      @rafaelmarkos4489 6 лет назад +1

      You know, if they'd pulled that twist in the end for Christoph Waltz, it would have saved the movie.

  • @idawg7332
    @idawg7332 8 лет назад +139

    Imagine zack snyder singing writing on the wall to turkish airlines

  • @thelastmethbender
    @thelastmethbender 7 лет назад +32

    ''He's just something that exists that I don't listen to''
    Well done

  • @illusioNery
    @illusioNery 5 лет назад +18

    “For England, James?”
    “No....for me”

  • @AntiVillain26845
    @AntiVillain26845 6 лет назад +36

    Another reason: They turned Blofeld into another Aizen and gave him the suckiest motivation in Bond-villain history.

  • @magicandscrews
    @magicandscrews 7 лет назад +234

    As someone who lives in Mexico City. I'm not offended, it is a shit hole here.

  • @izamanaick
    @izamanaick 8 лет назад +51

    Lea Seydoux? More like Lea TheyGaveHerNothingToDoux!
    HAGAGAGAGHAHA!

  • @IzayaV
    @IzayaV 8 лет назад +18

    When you played Sam Smith's Bond song w/ the sensual images and cut to the over-the-top Bond action I laughed so friggen hard, your editing is amazing! I love that you're not afraid to make gay jokes at yourself either, you're a damn cool dude my guy

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 6 лет назад +46

    E v e r y w h e r e

  • @jeffbroadbent5072
    @jeffbroadbent5072 5 лет назад +26

    Hey man the Live and Let Die opening was awesome

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 года назад +15

      Only because of the fucking amazing song

  • @davidaston0
    @davidaston0 7 лет назад +29

    The best intro of any youtube video i've ever seen

  • @joesabbers2042
    @joesabbers2042 7 лет назад +205

    Sam Smith looks like a gay version of Ricky from Trailer Park Boys

  • @VenusianLissette
    @VenusianLissette 7 лет назад +12

    the intro where the crying guy is remixed in with the singing... killed me hahahah
    quality content. thank you.

  • @ujustgotdunkedon4523
    @ujustgotdunkedon4523 6 лет назад +5

    Love you Ralph. This was the first video of yoursI watched but you really peaked with this. The criticism, the editing and the humour. Just perfect.

  • @mr.donkeydick8977
    @mr.donkeydick8977 7 лет назад +25

    I’m assuming when that dude said “he’s everywhere” it was in reference to Charles Stiles and his million cameras

  • @srslydoatm9251
    @srslydoatm9251 8 лет назад +67

    I wish I could get the opening of this video on ITunes or SoundCloud...

  • @littlefieryone2825
    @littlefieryone2825 7 лет назад +123

    For half of this movie I was bored. For everything else, I was confused. And for a small part of that, I was excited.
    Also, a nitpick: The sound mixing was awful at times. It felt so weird when a character was in a helicopter or a boat and I couldn't hear any sound coming from the vehicle.

    • @DysnomiaFilms
      @DysnomiaFilms 6 лет назад +8

      Not to mention the biggest practical explosion in history being the same volume as dialogue.

    • @frankrevare4405
      @frankrevare4405 5 лет назад +4

      wouldn’t call that nitpicking at all. sound makes some good movies great

  • @buzzlightyear3678
    @buzzlightyear3678 8 лет назад +138

    Why are you not as big as YourMovieSucks? Priceless intro

    • @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera
      @BellaBehindAKidBehindACamera 8 лет назад +5

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR his user name probably

    • @oftinuvielskin9020
      @oftinuvielskin9020 7 лет назад +1

      His comedic timing is a bit off sometimes, and he uses good music in a stupid way.

    • @allentowncola937
      @allentowncola937 7 лет назад +3

      BUZZ LIGHTYEAR He is good but Yms is probably the best channel on RUclips

    • @S4RGE007
      @S4RGE007 7 лет назад

      I saw you in toystory, you ever gonna do a tron/toystory deal?

  • @res0nance197
    @res0nance197 5 лет назад +26

    Everyone's talking about Sam Smith over Radiohead, but seriously, when will Muse get to do a Bond theme? I know they were almost going to do Skyfall, but can't we just get them to actually do one? Like Butterflies and Hurricanes is the perfect song for it.
    Sidenote: Dillinger Escape Plan's One of Us is the Killer would also be really good.

    • @kless001
      @kless001 3 года назад

      Now that you say it, Muse would be a great fit for Bond. Like it should have already happened.

  • @redcap1923
    @redcap1923 4 года назад +13

    17:05 There's an explanation for the briefcase, but it's a pretty bad one.
    One guy was handing an explosive to another one, but the Italian isn't subtitled nor was it all explained beforehand.
    James hears and understand that one was dropping off or selling the other a bomb so he shoots it.
    Even then, explosives don't normally go off by being shot at.

  • @EpicHomeMoviez
    @EpicHomeMoviez 8 лет назад +597

    How is your channel not bigger

    • @mememan6253
      @mememan6253 8 лет назад +81

      EpicHomeMoviez because jesus christ is not his african american buddy

    • @ThePwnedProduction
      @ThePwnedProduction 8 лет назад +26

      Because he puts hard work and effort into his videos.. Bad choice if you wanna be big on RUclips.

    • @nathankincaid9814
      @nathankincaid9814 8 лет назад

      EpicHomeMoviez He has 200k subs, what the hell are you thinking.

    • @EpicHomeMoviez
      @EpicHomeMoviez 8 лет назад +4

      Nathan Kincaid that comment was made 5 months ago when he was at like 40k

    • @bumfricker2487
      @bumfricker2487 7 лет назад +3

      take the fucking elephant

  • @ramenbowlproductions9479
    @ramenbowlproductions9479 7 лет назад +41

    Was Ralph implying that Live And Let Die had a bad opening? Come on Ralph! The opening was okay, but at least the song is good.

  • @marcobazan4187
    @marcobazan4187 8 лет назад +147

    they honestly should have used the radiohead song "spectre", unfortunately they denied it smh its proabably one of the best bond songs that could have been in the movie but oh well at least the Sam smith song wasn't trash like that madonna song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 лет назад +6

      ***** when did I say it wasn't?

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 лет назад +2

      ***** I didn't say the song wasn't great either lol

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 лет назад +7

      ***** oh no😂😂. That was Adele, go check out the James Bond song by Madonna lol it's pretty awful

    • @alb0403
      @alb0403 8 лет назад +17

      I was so upset when I found out they dropped the Radiohead song

    • @marcobazan4187
      @marcobazan4187 8 лет назад

      alb0403 same here

  • @kingpinpasta2934
    @kingpinpasta2934 6 лет назад +8

    I don’t know why but EVERYWHERE is my favorite Ralph meme

  • @thaneoflions9576
    @thaneoflions9576 7 лет назад +5

    I've had your Turkish Airlines Bond opening song cover stuck in my head all day. I absolutely LOVE it. Job well done my friend. 🦁👍🏽

  • @EVO6-
    @EVO6- 8 лет назад +13

    the tentacles represent that spectre has connections everywhere leading back to them, like an octopus. doesn't make it less weird and fetishy though.

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus 8 лет назад +1

      It's also a widely used corporate and government symbol.

    • @subtledemisefox
      @subtledemisefox 6 лет назад +1

      IT's also been their symbol since before the first bond movies ever existed, in the original novels

    • @TheMaestroMizerous
      @TheMaestroMizerous 3 года назад +1

      EVERYWHERE!

  • @SpookyJuice
    @SpookyJuice 8 лет назад +25

    I think this film suffers from the same problem Star Trek Into Darkness had. With the whole blofeld thing it's trying to cater to the old fans and the unfamiliar ones just like Into Darkness did with the Kahn "reveal". But they ignore the fact that you can't really do both and that trying to do that just really breaks the movie.

  • @KaneK1234
    @KaneK1234 8 лет назад +19

    Also, we could've gotten an awesome Radiohead theme song. Just let that sink in, and depress you.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  8 лет назад +1

      +Enjoy the Decline After listening to it I think the Radiohead theme is just as bad as the Sam Smith one.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 лет назад

      +ralphthemoviemaker Do you like the band Radiohead?

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 лет назад

      +ralphthemoviemaker I think their album OK computer is a modern masterpiece.

    • @ralphthemoviemaker
      @ralphthemoviemaker  8 лет назад +1

      I love Radiohead, just not that song.

    • @KaneK1234
      @KaneK1234 8 лет назад

      +ralphthemoviemaker Haha, I'll admit I may just be a fanboy of the band. It's cool to know you're a fan of Radiohead, though! Love your channel! I love your cynicism towards these mainstream movies. I actually think you're the next RedLetterMedia! Considering they, especially Mike Stoklasa, seem to have lost their cynical side.

  • @-RalfVonDoom
    @-RalfVonDoom 7 лет назад +28

    They got Ralph feinnes and didn't make him the villian? Where are their god damn brains!

    • @TheWadeC_
      @TheWadeC_ 4 года назад +2

      I know I'm two years late, but I'm still gonna say this:
      That was exactly what I was thinking every time he's on screen.

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 года назад +2

      And they put Andrew Scott in a role where he's not a fucking crazy psychopath. He's great in Black Mirror and Sherlock

    • @lordoffrogs6786
      @lordoffrogs6786 4 года назад

      What about the Grand Budapest Hotel? He wasn't the villain in that

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 5 лет назад +11

    LYRICS TO OPENING SONG:
    Us been here before
    A hump they're living four
    This ventilator running
    Gonna honna gunuwtea
    Gonna take a liver running
    Gonna highway gonna tea
    BWAAAAA
    If I wissssk it allllllllll
    BWAAA
    would you break my falll???????
    Annnananaanaa
    And I go down
    And I go down
    I'm suffocating
    I wanna say hello
    But I got tea
    Then I go face I give it all up
    For you
    I have to wisk it all
    Cuz' the writings OWWWOOOWUUUHHHNNNNN...
    ... Fuck this.

  • @Shutter-Writer
    @Shutter-Writer 7 лет назад +5

    This intro should be on iTunes. It's a true inspiration and a masterpiece

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 лет назад +122

    In my opinion, I really feel like James Bond is a really tired character like he's done everything, I really feel like there's nothing new or different you can do with James Bond

    • @xeoncodeman2642
      @xeoncodeman2642 8 лет назад +37

      I disagree, there are still some new ideas you can bring to the table. It depends on how far the writers are willing to stray from the formula.
      There is a niche audience who are perfectly happy to see the same thing over again and I suspect EON is afraid to lose those people.
      Sadly this comes at the cost of storytelling.

    • @TheJonesdude
      @TheJonesdude 7 лет назад +22

      Stop setting them in the modern day for one. Go back too the cold war, or even further back too the Two world wars. Bond's mother was Swiss, so we have a good excuse for him knowing German

    • @Lone432345
      @Lone432345 7 лет назад +4

      I doubt Danial Craig lifeless bond helps.

    • @ivanivez7456
      @ivanivez7456 7 лет назад +3

      That's the thing. If the writers stray away from the formula then it's hardly a Bond film in my opinion. I mean cmon let's be honest Casino Royale was a good film but not a good Bond film. It strayed away from the formula completely. It didn't feel like a Bond film. It felt like Bourne. Same with QoS. Skyfall returned with familiar elements but still strayed away from the formula.
      So yeah Bond films should always have the traditional formula. That's what makes them stand out from other spy and action franchises.

    • @Xtoff
      @Xtoff 7 лет назад +2

      Put him in space or the bottom of the ocean. I'd totally watch a movie about James Bond in BioShock!

  • @ubermenschmexa
    @ubermenschmexa 8 лет назад +27

    Casino Royale had the best opening. Period.

  • @TheVeryAngryShrimp
    @TheVeryAngryShrimp 7 лет назад +41

    Sam Smith's awful whiny performance compelled me to listen to Tomorrow Never Dies for a palate cleanser.

  • @h4ze-z5y
    @h4ze-z5y 5 лет назад +8

    ralph that cover was absolutely beautiful

  • @MrDman21
    @MrDman21 8 лет назад +14

    "Mexico City, that shithole." LMAO :D

  • @MYNAMACHEF
    @MYNAMACHEF 8 лет назад +13

    Ralph nailed the intro

  • @drifter402
    @drifter402 8 лет назад +11

    I actually liked the octopus imaginary. Representing Spektres enormous manipulation and control.

  • @eyesorenolan5553
    @eyesorenolan5553 7 лет назад +87

    6:29 What is that supposed to mean?
    HE'S EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!

    • @karstais
      @karstais 6 лет назад +1

      he got fucking blown to pieces

  • @EvetsZerimar23
    @EvetsZerimar23 5 лет назад +4

    “It’s mind bottling isn’t it?
    U know when things are so crazy it gets ur thoughts all trapped like in a bottle.”

  • @murciadoxial8056
    @murciadoxial8056 8 лет назад +60

    snake eater is a better bond song than the one for spectre... and that is from the absolute opposite to james bond!

  • @miacccl
    @miacccl 4 года назад +56

    the actor who played C was fitting and convincing as moriarty in bbc's sherlock i don't get it they picked these good actors and just wasted every single one of them

    • @cheeseisherelive
      @cheeseisherelive 4 года назад +12

      For real, seeing him as Moriarty was the first role I’d seen him in and I thought he did great!!

  • @glassesfreak3829
    @glassesfreak3829 8 лет назад +5

    "I would call it script-ception, but I'm not an asshole." 10/10 fucking gold

  • @yashasvis4645
    @yashasvis4645 3 года назад +2

    The intro is the single greatest piece of cinema I have ever seen.

  • @bb-ih9hg
    @bb-ih9hg 4 года назад +4

    "Cause the writing's on the waaaa - fuck this." I'm crying just stop

  • @incendere244
    @incendere244 8 лет назад +5

    That intro made me realize that james bond0s intros are basically cheesy live action anime OPs

  • @buzzbeebeebuzz6632
    @buzzbeebeebuzz6632 6 лет назад +44

    Metal Gear Solid 3 is the best Bond installation.

  • @A-V
    @A-V 6 лет назад +10

    I watched the film last night.. today I went looking for a Spectre review that touches on the many things that deserve criticism. You nailed it at every point. Oh - and your cracks are freakin hilarious (e.g. "I didn't even know he was gay 'til last night, when I ...). Like you, I sure hope the next installment in the series does better

  • @noelle1940
    @noelle1940 6 лет назад +21

    James Bond: Octo Expansion

  • @lexgil6520
    @lexgil6520 5 лет назад +3

    One of the best intros in the universe. Fact. Also, love how, outside the abandoned MI6 HQ, in the 3rd act, Bond just snaps his zipties like thin twigs. Cause reasons, and probably a couple of youtube vids. Or something

  • @lilithgalac5102
    @lilithgalac5102 8 лет назад +57

    It's so sad to see Andrew Scott do so terribly in this. His performance as Moriarty in Sherlock is so fucking amazing, it makes me believe he could have done better with a better script and director.

  •  7 лет назад +53

    The quantum of solace opening song by Jack white was amazing.

    • @ImAllinDark
      @ImAllinDark 5 лет назад +2

      The opening of QOS is the best in the new series. Imo.

  • @monolyth421
    @monolyth421 8 лет назад +7

    I saw this movie high as fuck in theaters. The intro credits were amazing. I have no idea what the movie's about though.

  • @erinjohnson2422
    @erinjohnson2422 5 лет назад +4

    😂 I remember watching this in Theaters..and my dad toasted the Intro song he was like “you know they didn’t want him they wanted Adele but she probably wouldn’t sign on. 😂

  • @b3nl555
    @b3nl555 5 лет назад +5

    I was in the theatres watching this movie with my family and I literally fell asleep 27 minutes in.