I love how a genuine part of the strategy is to come up with slightly passive aggressive insults, leading to everyone in the empire just high fiving each other over how they owned those pacifists, for literally five years straight
Hold on, so you're telling me that this universe not only survived, but decimated: - A level 5 crisis determined exterminator - Another random civilisation that became a level 5 crisis - The end of the cycle - The forsaken - democracy I fear that universe
@@aregulargamer1 If I was a random infantry soldier who helped topple two level five crisis's, an eldritch universe ender, the forsaken, and democracy I wouldn't be terribly threatened by most things
Ah yes, an interdimensional horror that has a description upon making a contract with it of "DON'T DO IT", getting destroyed almost immidiately. Truly the most fearsome of all. Like imagine slaneesh getting killed by the Ta'u or the humans, after being born.
I love the end of the cycle, it’s a real shame it’s been power creeped so hard. What used to be the fourth hidden crisis is now a meme which can be absolutely fucked by missiles
I would argue that it was never strong, i unleashed this thing all the way back in June 2017 (too lazy to check what version of the game it was at the time) and it was still defeated pretty easily. There are many problems with it and not least of all the fact that it can attack only one ship at the time and prioritizes corvettes. So usual tactic of "use a swarm of corvettes and bunch of battleships" works too well against it.
An interesting fact, the dancing plague was an actual phenomenon that occurred in 1518 ,people would in fact dance without reason for hours and would eventually drop dead,nothing like a bit of psychosis
This galaxy went through 4 galactic threats, 2 of which were the real deal. Absolutely destroyed all of them. And then had to suffer a fifth that just turtles. I would not want to be anywhere near this side of the universe.
These guys aren't playing around. If any world eating flesh horrors from outside the galaxy arrived, it would be the one running away in horror from the monsters inside this galaxy.
Spoilers about the whole vid Pretty funny that he had 3 plans and had to go through all of them: 1 summon the end of the cycle, it got killed. 2 kill everyone yourself by becoming crisis, overwhelmed by all others. 3 just survive!
@@Uniformtree000 Yeah, rarely i have seen a galaxy in stellaris that is as competent as this one appears to be. My hat's off to them. They were clearly the real crisis... for all destroyers of life.
I've done a run similar to this except I had a mod that created more in game super weapons and cool defensive tech. I had a mod that allowed you to build orbital guns for planets and I made a planet in the 1 lane hyperplane that bottlenecked advance into my territory an absolute monster. I named it Cadia, had like 40k armies on it and had like 3 fortresses and 5 orbital cannons that would slowly destroy any bombarding fleets. Literally had a 300k enemy fleet sitting on me and we slowly chunked them until they retreated as I just outlived the like 200 years of orbital bombardment.
Surprisingly, I did a playthrough recently with a similar setup to my empire, the only major difference is that I went cybernetic ascension. The funny thing is this allowed me to raid hive minds because once they were abducted they would immediately be outfitted with cybernetics and be made autonomous, and were promptly sent to the mines.
The reason that the fallen/awakened empires haven't declared war on you is because when you reach threat level 5 it's only the entire galactic community who declares war which fallen empires don't join
Yup but in my run, I had the AE declare war on me just after I reached level 5 crisis. Funnily enough, I was still getting fleets from them using the Head of Zarqlan.
> [ WE ARE THE END AND WE COME FOR YOU ] > Jobs to a stationary chunk of bargain-bin aluminum and faulty electronics with an airsoft gun ducttaped to the side. I had no expectations and you still failed to meet them.
The “what makes you a pacifist” insult at 15:30 is a reference to Futurama where Zapp Brannigan said more or less that exact quote but with neutral instead of pacifism and saying it make him sick instead.
oh mah gawd, i found you on your main channel when you released that Warhammer does not pay taxes mummy king video, and that shit was hilarious, since then i've been binge watching both your channels. And i think i've litreally watched every single video and now listen to you to fall asleep with the odd chuckle before i doze off. And as the well was running dry you upload a fucking hour long marathon of stellaris shenanagins Today is a good day Kleaper. a very good day. and YO donno why you have two channels, pretty much all the stuff here on this 2nd channel good enough to be on your main aswell in my pleeb opinion. but oh mah gawd thank you, i shall enjoy this hour long gift heartily. Apperciate it GODSPEED
@@NecromancyForKids both the neutrals and the pacifists are a shifty bunch. Always plotting the downfall of those around them. The only way to stop them is to strike first. Hard and fast!
if you have the dlc for robots try playing them first its like playing the game on easy mode with half of the hard to learn mechanics being 100 percent optional (the many updates to this game might of made it a little harder but who knows)
Take it from me champ. I have 2500+ hours of Stellaris on Steam. Most of the time I don't know what is going on either. But the beauty is you begin to problem solve without even realizing it. Stellaris is one of those games where you can discuss strategy and how to win all day but in reality Stellaris is a 20 sided die. There is a rule in Dungeons and Dragons that is unspoken. Anything less than 100% is 50%. Anytime I do anything I always keep that in mind. Other than that the best way to learn how to play this game besides watching a tutorial video which is the most boring thing you could possibly do...download a cheat mod. There is one on the Steam Workshop. I believe it was called "Better Cheats" and it has been outdated. Follow that mod I believe the top comment is a link to the author who picked it up to update the mod. It will allow you to modify your resources, build speed, technology speed, and other options that make combat impossible to lose. I believe all cheats are edicts activated under the government tab where you set up your council. You can't lose when you build ships in a few days and a single planet gives you +200 to all resources. Learning the game this way is much more interesting than a tutorial video but don't get stuck having to play that way or you will never learn how to beat the computer only how to familiarize yourself with the system. I recommend this over console commands because most of the console commands also grant the AI the same bonus. The cheat mod however only affects the player empire.
Immigration push and pull only affects other empires if you have a migration treaty with them. If you don't, it's just within your empire's planets. For example, a new colony has an immigration pull of +100% when it's founded. This increases that planet's pop growth at the expense of all of your other planets (distributed based on their immigration push).
I had the Issranian yards thing so my last station counted as twelve shipyards, I was just doomstacking the fleet until the Engine was finished and barely won with my last system. They were too afraid to attack the horde
I have every DLC and add on for Stellaris. Including all major mods that fill that role. I think the Ultimate Bundle has every DLC with the exception of Toxoids, First Contact. It is 236. I don't want to think about what I paid because I bought each DLC as they came out one at a time for a higher price than what they charge for that bundle...
The dancing to death thing is inspired by a village (I don't remember where, or the name of the village) that essentially ate LSD mold from their bread, and they ended up dancing so much they died of exhaustion. Someone else probably explained this better than I did, but I didn't scroll very far.
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I love how a genuine part of the strategy is to come up with slightly passive aggressive insults, leading to everyone in the empire just high fiving each other over how they owned those pacifists, for literally five years straight
You're smelly!
Four years later:
OHHH!!! BURN!!! DAMN!!! THAT'S GOTTA HURT!!!!! WE SHOWED 'EM!!!!
that's also including the fact the insult took five years to write
ngl pretty realistic there
Pacifists that ended up xenophobic fanatical militarists with cutthroat politics from all the bs!
Honestly, surprisingly realistic. Insulting countries for domestic support is something that is becoming increasingly more common
Anyone notice its a Futurama reference
Conquer > Summon Cthulhu > Watch Cthulhu get erased > Antagonize Everyone > Turtle > Thrive
Hold on, so you're telling me that this universe not only survived, but decimated:
- A level 5 crisis determined exterminator
- Another random civilisation that became a level 5 crisis
- The end of the cycle
- The forsaken
- democracy
I fear that universe
Truly this stellaris run was filled with demons just destroying anything threatening
*Unbidden arrive*: Yessss... foooood...
*Grizzled chainsmoking survivor*: Ah great, here comes another one.
@@aregulargamer1and the least treathening but most resiliant of the crisis: star go boom!
@@aregulargamer1 If I was a random infantry soldier who helped topple two level five crisis's, an eldritch universe ender, the forsaken, and democracy I wouldn't be terribly threatened by most things
this must be the 40k universe, with how much shit was giong on there
"A single robot working a robot building job"
Homeboy saw the giant monster and said hell nah time to build copies
Home depo song starts playing over robot building montage
“We do not fear what lies beneath, we can never dig too deep!” - some robot, probably
In 3 years theres just hundreds of robot armies
>crazy things you can do with psionics
"I am a psyker, observe!"
>Head explodes
average darktide experience
"Testicular Torsion"
@@brainded3451 *screams of unending pain*
Don’t open the door inside your head
I do not vibe with this universe
Ah yes, an interdimensional horror that has a description upon making a contract with it of "DON'T DO IT", getting destroyed almost immidiately. Truly the most fearsome of all.
Like imagine slaneesh getting killed by the Ta'u or the humans, after being born.
Spawn camping
DAOT humanity honestly probably could have were it not for the titanic Warp storms.
To be fair to it, it could probably win if it was released closer to the midgame
@@prestonjones1653DAOT?
@@archdornan3694dark age of technology
I love the end of the cycle, it’s a real shame it’s been power creeped so hard. What used to be the fourth hidden crisis is now a meme which can be absolutely fucked by missiles
All it would take is some shield hardening
It seems like health regen would be more effective
Eotc should just be extremely tanky and should be able to eat stars
I would argue that it was never strong, i unleashed this thing all the way back in June 2017 (too lazy to check what version of the game it was at the time) and it was still defeated pretty easily. There are many problems with it and not least of all the fact that it can attack only one ship at the time and prioritizes corvettes. So usual tactic of "use a swarm of corvettes and bunch of battleships" works too well against it.
@@MrVlad1969 single entities are generally underpowered just because the dont have the slots too compete with a fleet
Imagine the scientists
“ SIR, I discovered the ultimate zinger, 5 years and billions have finally paid off”
The jerk store called and they're running out of you!
@@contrapasta2454 **dies**
sounds like a government worker
5 years of work (and A LOT of tax theft) but we did it sir, we have the ultimate zinger
An interesting fact, the dancing plague was an actual phenomenon that occurred in 1518 ,people would in fact dance without reason for hours and would eventually drop dead,nothing like a bit of psychosis
Been linked to mass hysteria. Good ol group pressure gone wrong
Could've also been Ergot fungus infesting rye and releasing acid into their food.
I was just about to comment this! (Are you an actual intellectual or are you a sam o'nella watcher like me?)
@@cryo1195 ah yeah you're right, good ol mothercorn
@@NerzJansch2 That's interesting. Do you reckon something like that could spread through the internet nowadays?
This video was a beautiful journey of shifting goalposts, spanning centuries. And in the end, isn't that the true spirit of Democracy?
This galaxy went through 4 galactic threats, 2 of which were the real deal. Absolutely destroyed all of them. And then had to suffer a fifth that just turtles. I would not want to be anywhere near this side of the universe.
These guys aren't playing around. If any world eating flesh horrors from outside the galaxy arrived, it would be the one running away in horror from the monsters inside this galaxy.
beep, beep, beep, 'scuse me, just leavin this system...
The azeroth of galaxies
And the Prethoryn didnt arrived yet there, poor guys gonna be left hungry
What they call "Kidnaping", we call liberation.
"surprise adoption"
"Exposing to democracy"
Happy Hamas Noises
@@TheAgamemnon911 fits since they are becoming livestock and zoo pets
Ah, yes. The one weakness of formless masses of psychic energy: nuclear missles.
Achievement Unlocked:Hit them with the Sun if it doesn't work with one use a second.
**god shattering star begins**
@@BrimstoneZV Vi vala america
There’s an old saying
If you can’t kill something with nukes, you just aren’t using enough
@@leblanc3536 truly the most accurate fact in the world
“Democracy is non negotiable”- Liberty prime
"Embrace Democracy or you will be Eradicated" - Liberty Prime
Spoilers about the whole vid
Pretty funny that he had 3 plans and had to go through all of them:
1 summon the end of the cycle, it got killed.
2 kill everyone yourself by becoming crisis, overwhelmed by all others.
3 just survive!
Not sure what he was thinking, this run basically curb stomped like 2 other crises and shrugged at the end crisis.
@@Uniformtree000 Yeah, rarely i have seen a galaxy in stellaris that is as competent as this one appears to be.
My hat's off to them. They were clearly the real crisis... for all destroyers of life.
Kleaper taking democracy promotion to a whole new level
It's the Enclave from Fallout but in Space
,,The Democracy is a system by the people for the people, but the people are retardet" - random ass mf from that old meme
I would like Kleaper revisit Stellaris with another cheese attempt that doesn't reach the end year. This was awesome.
I've done a run similar to this except I had a mod that created more in game super weapons and cool defensive tech. I had a mod that allowed you to build orbital guns for planets and I made a planet in the 1 lane hyperplane that bottlenecked advance into my territory an absolute monster. I named it Cadia, had like 40k armies on it and had like 3 fortresses and 5 orbital cannons that would slowly destroy any bombarding fleets. Literally had a 300k enemy fleet sitting on me and we slowly chunked them until they retreated as I just outlived the like 200 years of orbital bombardment.
Surprisingly, I did a playthrough recently with a similar setup to my empire, the only major difference is that I went cybernetic ascension. The funny thing is this allowed me to raid hive minds because once they were abducted they would immediately be outfitted with cybernetics and be made autonomous, and were promptly sent to the mines.
I don’t know wether that’s an improvement or a downgrade…
@@killskill9391 Considering I spawned next to 3 hive minds, it was a godsend XD
"Welcome to individuality, GET TO WORK!"
"No giant Astrodementional being can take away my gambling addiction."
-Kleaper, the art of making money
Impressive that you managed to destroy your own empire *twice.*
Spain moment
The reason that the fallen/awakened empires haven't declared war on you is because when you reach threat level 5 it's only the entire galactic community who declares war which fallen empires don't join
Yup but in my run, I had the AE declare war on me just after I reached level 5 crisis. Funnily enough, I was still getting fleets from them using the Head of Zarqlan.
"what do you get when you combine a space game with democracy"
I believe you get Helldivers
You get managed democracy
Stellaris is such a natural fit for your channel. It's customization and emergent narratives are quite evocative of Rimworld.
> [ WE ARE THE END AND WE COME FOR YOU ]
> Jobs to a stationary chunk of bargain-bin aluminum and faulty electronics with an airsoft gun ducttaped to the side.
I had no expectations and you still failed to meet them.
The “what makes you a pacifist” insult at 15:30 is a reference to Futurama where Zapp Brannigan said more or less that exact quote but with neutral instead of pacifism and saying it make him sick instead.
Finally i am not the only one that got that
poor Kleaper, they dont understand he's helping them
Many such cases sadly
>using psionics to destroy the galaxy
>It's just Kaldor Draigo eating suns
Ordo Draigo present. We will provide the Hams!
Basically if Florida was a intergalactic empire
Mostly true
If Floridians had access to telepathy the world would be fucked
I live in Florida, and this is so accurate 😂
@@JB-xl2jc he does not know...
The promised land
In the words of the most trustworthy of senators: "I love democracy!"
"what happens when you combine a space game, with democracy?"
Helldivers 2
oh mah gawd, i found you on your main channel when you released that Warhammer does not pay taxes mummy king video, and that shit was hilarious, since then i've been binge watching both your channels. And i think i've litreally watched every single video and now listen to you to fall asleep with the odd chuckle before i doze off. And as the well was running dry you upload a fucking hour long marathon of stellaris shenanagins Today is a good day Kleaper. a very good day. and YO donno why you have two channels, pretty much all the stuff here on this 2nd channel good enough to be on your main aswell in my pleeb opinion. but oh mah gawd thank you, i shall enjoy this hour long gift heartily. Apperciate it GODSPEED
He splits his live commentary (which is this channel), and fully scripted (main channel)
So yeah, mystery solved
You call it “orbital bombardment”, I call it “percussive terraforming”.
The fact you summoned The End but because it lacked HP regeneration it just...Died eventually. 😂😂😂
Kleaper disappears for awhile and returns with basically a movie, a glorious day
"What do you get when you combine a space game with democracy" you get Helldivers 2 ooh rah
I was surprised to see the Zap Brannigan line about the filthy pacifists. Its one of my favorite lines in Futurama.
Its amazing, Zap is gold
Though it was about neutrals in the show
@@NecromancyForKids both the neutrals and the pacifists are a shifty bunch. Always plotting the downfall of those around them. The only way to stop them is to strike first. Hard and fast!
@@NecromancyForKids But it's so good they couldn't help but use it. It's also used in the description of bugged empires without ethics!
The dancing plague is something that actually happened IRL on earth
The reason I ever got this game was because of you. And anytime I've opened it, I've been so damn lost. I'm just gonna stick with watching you play
There are tutorials on youtube, there's even a guy who managed to survive end of the cycle and beat the end-game crisis
Its not too bad if you got the basics, wath a 5 min vid and youre set. Its great fun
Take it at your own pace, felt the same way about Xcom2, now that game is something I play to relax, it's kinda soothing
if you have the dlc for robots try playing them first its like playing the game on easy mode with half of the hard to learn mechanics being 100 percent optional (the many updates to this game might of made it a little harder but who knows)
Take it from me champ. I have 2500+ hours of Stellaris on Steam. Most of the time I don't know what is going on either. But the beauty is you begin to problem solve without even realizing it. Stellaris is one of those games where you can discuss strategy and how to win all day but in reality Stellaris is a 20 sided die. There is a rule in Dungeons and Dragons that is unspoken. Anything less than 100% is 50%. Anytime I do anything I always keep that in mind. Other than that the best way to learn how to play this game besides watching a tutorial video which is the most boring thing you could possibly do...download a cheat mod. There is one on the Steam Workshop. I believe it was called "Better Cheats" and it has been outdated. Follow that mod I believe the top comment is a link to the author who picked it up to update the mod. It will allow you to modify your resources, build speed, technology speed, and other options that make combat impossible to lose. I believe all cheats are edicts activated under the government tab where you set up your council. You can't lose when you build ships in a few days and a single planet gives you +200 to all resources. Learning the game this way is much more interesting than a tutorial video but don't get stuck having to play that way or you will never learn how to beat the computer only how to familiarize yourself with the system. I recommend this over console commands because most of the console commands also grant the AI the same bonus. The cheat mod however only affects the player empire.
Everyone trying to become crisis is like watching kleaper fight another kleaper
15:29 that's a futurama reference, "heart full of neutrality"
You're literally the guy deploying forces in Helldiver 2 and I love it
Immigration push and pull only affects other empires if you have a migration treaty with them. If you don't, it's just within your empire's planets. For example, a new colony has an immigration pull of +100% when it's founded. This increases that planet's pop growth at the expense of all of your other planets (distributed based on their immigration push).
That one robot seeing a giant lava monster come out of the planet’s core: “My duty and servitude is not yet done.”
im getting strong hell divers vibes right now, ITS TIME FOR A CUP OF LIBER TEA!!!
Ah yes… I can already tell… the end of the cycle… this’ll be fun
The reapers have arrived 💀
And they died immediately it seems@@BlitzDiver_Maladus
Did you say S P R E A D I N G D E M O C R A C Y?!
Hell yeah 🗿
Actually the answer has changed now that helldivers 2 is out space and democracy is Super Earth
I feel like this is just the Helldivers Empire. FOR SUPER EARTH!!! FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
The robot is like that one dude in a horror game that somehow survived and just is there
Super Earth salutes you, Patriot.
Super Earth is taking notes right now...
Classic Kleap accidentally becoming the Drukhari
Early game: let's look into the warp !!!
Late game: Cadia stands.
I had the Issranian yards thing so my last station counted as twelve shipyards, I was just doomstacking the fleet until the Engine was finished and barely won with my last system. They were too afraid to attack the horde
Spreading democracy, by force
Hmmm, I've heard something like that before... Well, it's in space now, so I guess it's ok
Now we need you to be the Eldritch Monster in Stellaris.
So my very first time ever entering the shroud like 6 years ago was the end of the cycle and i had no idea what it was but he DO NOT DO THIS scared me
Ah yes, Democracy Daniel.
Discount Dan's cousin.
Come on down to Democracy Daniel's Totally Legitimate Government™!
How to spread democracy on earth : two sun
How to spread democracy on universe : two black holes
The CIA would like to know your location, Kleaper. They are interested in some of your methods.
Isn’t this literally just how Super Earth handles their democracy?
Love your humor, man! Never fails to make me laugh!
The insult about pacifism, I believe is a direct quote from Zapp Branigan from futurama, except it was about being nuetral.
Thats extra funny because there are actual neutral empires in stellaris, you get thdm by installing 25 more mods than you shouldve
13:37, so he's literally like Hitler who was born in Austria.
I just bought half the DLC's I can't wait to buy the other half now
Nothing like using your child's college funds to buy dlc for a paradox game just to have the full experience
I have every DLC and add on for Stellaris. Including all major mods that fill that role. I think the Ultimate Bundle has every DLC with the exception of Toxoids, First Contact. It is 236. I don't want to think about what I paid because I bought each DLC as they came out one at a time for a higher price than what they charge for that bundle...
“Every time I hear the word ‘democracy’, I know a bloodbath is coming”
-I don’t remember.
Hm. A Full hour of Kleaper playing my favorite game.
*HOLY SHIT* A FULL HOUR OF KLEAPER PLAYING MY *FAVORITE GAME*
Bad taste in games, good taste in youtubers
@@Tom-oj7si
Ok my guy, you do you.
lol that insult is a quote from futurama, where instead of pacificism it's neutrality
So thats what happened to Lex Luthor at the end of JLU. He got transported to Stellaris and became a ruler.
The dancing to death thing is inspired by a village (I don't remember where, or the name of the village) that essentially ate LSD mold from their bread, and they ended up dancing so much they died of exhaustion. Someone else probably explained this better than I did, but I didn't scroll very far.
Today on "Oh Fuck It's This Psycho Again": Kleaper pretends he's Zapp Brannigan. War crimes and hilarity ensue.
Kleaper with the Warped Conciousness: "It's a special tool that will help us later."
Democracy Daniel, looks like I know where discount dan found a hiding spot
I had that on my reading list, you have brought it to the top, thank you.
do NOT let little bro find out about helldivers
Having space Jesus and non-human president in xenophobic empire is wild
Who is space Jesus? Democracy Daniel or the military paragon ?
Who is space Jesus? Democracy Daniel or the military paragon ?
@@viroshanargiri4641military paragon of course
The way the entire universe just throws themselves at his one planet. Talk about tanky.
Baron Vyctor becoming Leader is like Thrawn taking over the Empire from Palpatine
Democracy Daniel looks alot like Lex Luthor.
13:40 it's Clayton Bigsby! That's who is in charge!
That insult was just zapp brannigan
This makes me want to play space crusaders.
Spread the faith by force.
My eyes widen, fall out of my head in a cartoonist fashion......I gasp for air that isn't there......an hour long anti-kleaper video, ive been blessed
- forms extremely xenophobe "democracy"
- wonders about abundance of skinheads
Never change, Kleaper.
bro is playing helldivers but like... in a different game
"We'll beat most of those empires in fleet power"
21:10 huh huh
It really makes my day when videos drop. Hoping for more wH3 vids but you are hilarious regardless
“Eagle-tarian”
So. Basically you are the Aeldari Empire.
I like how the end died to what was basically the equivalent of stepping on a lego brick
I'm here for random Futurama references in games. The pacifist insult is from Brannigan Begin Again
i lurk everywhere, not just twitch and discord
DEMOCRACY, brought to you at the tip of a gun. Buy your votes, TODAY!
50 years in the game still rocking 86 science. Oof
Horatio stuff.. Horatio stuff! If you've played Love Thyself you'd now.. Horatio is not just stuff.. he's the prime stuff
Democracy?!
Alien life forms?!!!
HELLDIVERS, GET READY
The awnser is Helldivers 2
0:35 *Imperim of Man intensifies*
I’m loving your recent stellaris vids
This is where the helldivers come from
This is like selling your soul to a demon for power, only to watch a cop shoot it with a handgun and kill it.
ive never been this early to a kleaper video, a prime viewing is about to commence