I grew opposite side of the line from Shreveport, in the black cypress bayou. I lived in Louisiana too and it's the only other state I'd live in. I love my cajun brothers and sisters. What's funny, when you get out in west Texas a lot of them don't even consider us Texans but more like Cajuns. What's even funnier is when Texas was it's own nation, west Texas wasn't part of Texas.
I started to watch the Karen Read trial. Imagine my surprise when they all had Boston accents! Oh, it’s not Canton Texas?!?!? No 1st Mondays? Seriously, I really thought it was in Texas because I heard a woman was charged with murdering her boyfriend by backing up over him while drunk in Canton. I live in Western Arkansas so the only Canton I knew was Canton Texas and the first Monday flea markets! Maybe I should get out a little more.
I was born and raised in Texas. There's a great stage play called GREATER TUNA . Texans love it and none Texans just watch it and think ARE TEXANS REALLY LIKE THAT ??? . YES WE ARE !!!!! WE'RE JUST LIKE THAT !!!! .
@@oliverklozhoff it's incredible. Two actors play all the characters. From 9 year old boys to old ladies. And these guy's are some Amazing quick change artist. They walk behind a piece of scenery and come out as a different character. But the story line and the writing is what blew me away. It's worth checking out.
“Five states affected by a nuclear plant explosion… (scans report) Texas NOT one of them!” The end of that line is quoted in my house every time there’s bad news in the headlines but it’s not TX. :) Love Tuna!
Facts. The sad part is brisket so high and if you want a good one you just about have to do it yourself. Guys now are throwing a slab in the smoke for 6-8 hours and calling bbq. If a brisket was in the box for less than 16 and it's done your smoke was way too hot. A fatty Brisket done for 48 in a cold smoke smokehouse is a sight to behold when done right. Your smoke is about 170 degrees and coming through a pipe.
@@Jaded4blue Ahhh, the Land of 10,000 Lakes... Step-mom got her ARNP at the Mayo Clinic. First time that I was in -40° F. I was 16. Froze the hair in my nose unpacking our car. Ouch... 🙃 Ditto, but I prefer the Great NorthWET. Didn't know that there was NO S in that word, didja. Moved here when I was 6 weeks old. Have the webs between my toes and the moss behind my ears to prove it. Many blessings, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle. ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
I know this was 2 yrs ago, but chris cope is SOOOO RIIIIGHT!!! I moved to tx from IL nearly 50 yrs ago...best thing i ever did. I LOVE tx. My 1st impression was, it FOREVER, to go a "few miles down the road". Chris made me laugh so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was born in Texas, but live in France now. It's funny telling someone in Europe that yeah, we used to drive _in traffic_ for two hours to go to a movie and thought nothing of it. And two hours back home when it's over. Then when they don't believe me I tell them to realize that France fits INSIDE Texas... but Texas has half the people. Except Dallas. Dallas is about half the size of Paris, AND half the people. Not DFW mind you, just Dallas. Because that's the only Texas city most Europeans know. Those calculations aren't exactly right though. Texas doesn't have sidewalks, so that's a bit of an error rate. Oh I know, Texans call them road shoulders, but if you're speaking to a Parisian they won't know what that is so you just say sidewalk.
Love the Stockyards. Have a pix of me, hand raised high, on a stationary bronco bull riding, w a bull ring audience backdrop... Also have an original watercolor of the Riverwalk, kinfolk in Carthage, DFW, Terrell and Del Rio. Nuttin' like flossing the sand out of your teeth/mouth for 3 daZe when you take a dune buggy ride up and down S Padre. That be some serious Crispy sand, lol. 😄
I am from Oak Cliff & it is hard to find anything fun or funny about it...at least we have Stevie! I admire you for taking a shot at it & hope you pull it off!
"I don't eat anything w/a face on it. Neither do I, I take the face off". I choked on my spit trying to laugh. That was funny!! (@ least in my opinion).
Not Mexican, and don't speak Español. Yet, I am an 8th generation Texan, all of us born and raised in Texas; my son is the 9th. Yeah, like a real Texan, I'm very proud of that heritage.
There are several places between Houston and El Paso, so it's like it's straight desert. I have seen that El Paso sign. It is literally a joke. There's another sign that says Buccee's: 184 miles. You can hold it. (Referring to the excellent bathrooms that everyone stops at)
I'm originally from Maryland (Md/DC/Va area). Married my USAF husband and moved to TX the next day. After a few years he retired from the USAF. But..... (long story) we stayed in TX. Now been married nearly 30 yrs. Had I known marrying him meant a one-way ticket to Tx, I would have sent up smoke signals to everyone back home and maybe they'd have sent in a rescue team and gotten me out of here. I threaten my kids that if they scatter ANY of my ashes in Tx after I'm gone, I'm going to come back and haunt them!!!
SALUTE AND PRAISE GOD for our Military!! Give him a huge hug for me, ok?? Four men in my family have taken the call to Serve and Protect, including my precious son (5th conceived, 1st live birth), who is currently on Active Duty. A resounding applaud and a thunderous THANK YOU, and to all of the millions who hold down the Home Front... in more ways than we can ever imagine... 🇺🇲 ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘ 🇺🇲
@@Pax_Mayn3 R,ok.Thanx for that information.We use metrics where I live so...... That Ain't me boy. No one ever has said my mum weights a ton either pal.
@@Pax_Mayn3 R,why not? Is it wrong to read something and presume the person that wrote it actually means what they say.Otherwise how could you possibly know what the person is trying to convey.
Old girl calling Oakcliff a "little bit" of a rough hood is WILD. In Dallas there is a saying, the further north you go, the nicer it gets. Guess which way is Oakcliff?
Imagine if someone went to a comedy club and the person heckled the comedian felt insulted and then said I don't even know what a joke is how funny is that?
Bacon and Ham do not come from a pig. It was a funny joke, I laughed. But, most people really do believe bacon and ham are parts of a pig. The best bacon I've ever had was made from Beef Brisket and the best ham I've ever had was from a whitetail deer. Bacon and Ham are the results of a process, as are all sausages. You can pull a pound of hamburger out of your fridge and make great-tasting breakfast sausage in minutes, even better if you wait for the seasonings to blend for an hour or two. All you people who believe in the Bible and won't eat unclean animals do not have to go without ham, bacon or sausage. The reason they don't use beef to make any of them is that beef is too expensive and the flavor of the beef is much stronger. They use swine because it's flavorless and cheap. Pigs are like rats, they have litters and they get big fast. That's why they also use Turkey meat to make sausage. Swine and Turkey don't have a strong flavor and are cheap. It's expensive to make bacon from brisket - you might want to just eat the brisket and go with a different cut of beef.
Back in the day I had family that live in del Rio when it was part of Mexico then del Rio became part of Texas thank God because I would not want to be a Mexican citizen the cultural is wonderful but the government not so much thank God I'm a Texan
I am a Texan by choice, and after having lived among these wonderful people for a while now, I can say that (in my experience), these jokes are mainly old, tired stereotypes that aren't terribly funny. I did like the one about how the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre's" bad guy could never have terrorized our State Fair, because, well, Texans and guns. As they say, it's funny because it's true. I also kinda liked the one about the vegan lady telling her significant other that he had to respect her opinions, and he replied, "Get better opinions."
I totally forgot about the prism/gay thing! and I was in MA so.... it was very weird. I could've sworn that was a thing before this man was either alive or old enough to recall it. ☮️
Howdy! As a Texan, I agree that we do NOT speak English. We speak Texan, y’all! But, the problem is we ain’t interested in practicing our English. And we can speak Texan and be understood in Paris, (Texas). . .
At least a 4 generation Texan but one of those generations includes some Commanche and who know how far that goes back. Remember Mexico was first a Spanish then French colony. If the Cinco de Mayo battle had gone the other way there would be no Mexico and we would be eating crepes instead of tortillas with tex-mex . Of wait, we do. Lots more here thsn bbq.
a loaded gun in their car ? They have 2 on them 3 in the car, flame throwers, dynamite, rocket launchers, bazooka, grenades, land mines and 3 angry bigfoots in the trunk
Oh the 3 women behind black lives matte just bought a 9 million dollar mansion in California USA. Offended by the white people joke. Those women need investigated nothing was done for the people they claimed the money was for. Hope someone who matters can check this out. 🤔
I abhor bad Texas jokes. Yes, I'm a Texan and proud of it!!! None of those jokes are funny. The one who moved to Texas, move back you don't deserve Texas. The first guy, shameful absolutely shameful.
@MultiSmoke11 that is absolutely correct. Which it's why it's so infuriating to see so many bigots here be hateful to Mexicans. Like...they were here first?
Especially the one about driving from Florida to California. I don't know if it's possible to drive from the Louisiana state line all the way to El Paso in one trip. I tried it once. I almost caused a wreck from road hypnosis so I stopped for the night.
This Louisiana boy really loves Texas. The best neighbors ever!
I married a boy from Louisiana!!!
I grew opposite side of the line from Shreveport, in the black cypress bayou. I lived in Louisiana too and it's the only other state I'd live in. I love my cajun brothers and sisters. What's funny, when you get out in west Texas a lot of them don't even consider us Texans but more like Cajuns. What's even funnier is when Texas was it's own nation, west Texas wasn't part of Texas.
Texas also loves having Louisiana as a neighbor. You guys sure know how to have fun 🤣
Y'all are also the best neighbors ever.
If you're more Texan than me . You're Mexican 🤣🤣🤣 it's funny because it's true
The natives would like to have a word.
@@Ethan7s they all got forced to Oklahoma
@@Ethan7s A lot of Mexicans are native
That sure was funny😂😂😂😂
It’s true though I’m right on par with this guy he is spitting hill country facts
God bless Texas
I would be a vegetarian if it weren’t for bacon. Oh, wait. I live in the South where bacon is a vegetable.
I mean, surely it rubbed up against or ate some vegetables before becoming bacon. That's how it works, right?
Correct 😂
As a Texan, I was thrilled to hear the vegan jokes because you really never would think that a born and raised TEXAN could be vegan.
I started to watch the Karen Read trial. Imagine my surprise when they all had Boston accents! Oh, it’s not Canton Texas?!?!? No 1st Mondays? Seriously, I really thought it was in Texas because I heard a woman was charged with murdering her boyfriend by backing up over him while drunk in Canton. I live in Western Arkansas so the only Canton I knew was Canton Texas and the first Monday flea markets! Maybe I should get out a little more.
@@MimiDidi1210
Because we're tired of cowboy culture and see the destruction of our planet from cattle ranching
Very historically accurate. If you didn't laugh, you didn't get it.
Some ppl prefer to ignore facts..
Okay but the Italian grandmother/Korean dictator joke was fantastic
I was born and raised in Texas. There's a great stage play called GREATER TUNA . Texans love it and none Texans just watch it and think ARE TEXANS REALLY LIKE THAT ??? . YES WE ARE !!!!! WE'RE JUST LIKE THAT !!!! .
Never heard of it. I'll have to check it out
@@oliverklozhoff it's incredible. Two actors play all the characters. From 9 year old boys to old ladies. And these guy's are some Amazing quick change artist. They walk behind a piece of scenery and come out as a different character. But the story line and the writing is what blew me away. It's worth checking out.
“Five states affected by a nuclear plant explosion… (scans report) Texas NOT one of them!” The end of that line is quoted in my house every time there’s bad news in the headlines but it’s not TX. :) Love Tuna!
As a Texan I approve of these comedians ❤️
Not a Texan, but I am willing to learn..
I am from Texas and he has lied bacon is not the king of all meats a good smoked brisket is the king
Facts. The sad part is brisket so high and if you want a good one you just about have to do it yourself. Guys now are throwing a slab in the smoke for 6-8 hours and calling bbq. If a brisket was in the box for less than 16 and it's done your smoke was way too hot. A fatty Brisket done for 48 in a cold smoke smokehouse is a sight to behold when done right. Your smoke is about 170 degrees and coming through a pipe.
True! Texan here
I have great love and respect for Texas! 🇺🇸
I don’t 😭
I MISS texas life... too hottt for me. Minnesota is just perfect for me.
@@Jaded4blue
Ahhh, the Land of 10,000 Lakes... Step-mom got her ARNP at the Mayo Clinic.
First time that I was in -40° F. I was 16. Froze the hair in my nose unpacking our car.
Ouch... 🙃
Ditto, but I prefer the Great NorthWET. Didn't know that there was NO S in that word, didja.
Moved here when I was 6 weeks old. Have the webs between my toes and the moss behind my ears to prove it.
Many blessings, from your eternal sister in Christ somewhere near Seattle.
⚘🙏❤🙏⚘
Me too! I lived in TX for 13 years! My parents house is still in TX!!! Texas Panhandle!😊
@@Jaded4blue everyone from Minnesota moved down here making Minnesota a Texas colony and you the governer
If you didn't laugh at it …learn from it…an extra from a tornado film 😂
Prisms don't turn light gay. Mirror balls do!
I know this was 2 yrs ago, but chris cope is SOOOO RIIIIGHT!!! I moved to tx from IL nearly 50 yrs ago...best thing i ever did. I LOVE tx. My 1st impression was, it FOREVER, to go a "few miles down the road".
Chris made me laugh so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was born in Texas, but live in France now. It's funny telling someone in Europe that yeah, we used to drive _in traffic_ for two hours to go to a movie and thought nothing of it. And two hours back home when it's over. Then when they don't believe me I tell them to realize that France fits INSIDE Texas... but Texas has half the people. Except Dallas. Dallas is about half the size of Paris, AND half the people. Not DFW mind you, just Dallas. Because that's the only Texas city most Europeans know. Those calculations aren't exactly right though. Texas doesn't have sidewalks, so that's a bit of an error rate. Oh I know, Texans call them road shoulders, but if you're speaking to a Parisian they won't know what that is so you just say sidewalk.
Stockyards Ft Worth kid here born n bred. I love the "texan stoopid" jokes. Very entertaining stuff!
Haha..... I'm sure Minnesota jokes are even funnier. Miss Texas ❤ it's just toooooo HOTTT for me!!!
Love the Stockyards. Have a pix of me, hand raised high, on a stationary bronco bull riding, w a bull ring audience backdrop...
Also have an original watercolor of the Riverwalk, kinfolk in Carthage, DFW, Terrell and Del Rio.
Nuttin' like flossing the sand out of your teeth/mouth for 3 daZe when you take a dune buggy ride up and down S Padre.
That be some serious Crispy sand, lol. 😄
Fort Worth here too! ❤️
@@crystalcakesalvarado6156 you're pretty cute there crystal
We can afford to be dumb 🤣
Not the oak cliff lady at the end 😄😂
This Kansan respects Texas sooo much. But, ribs are king! ❤😊
I am from Oak Cliff & it is hard to find anything fun or funny about it...at least we have Stevie! I admire you for taking a shot at it & hope you pull it off!
The zoo is cool in oak cliff. Other than that yes it sucks.
How about the great Cliff or the Oak tree/s
The attempt at gentrification up north was pretty funny
Ah, u gotta take the good with the bad
Oak cliff?? I'm from mesquite. Used 2 get my weed in oak cliff. I Didn't stay there very long
The stork joke is the best anti vegetarian joke ever
Best One I've heard.
Lol Bruce Lopez and Jackie Chavez
7:13 paul looks like a chef after work.
First comedian: He’s handsome and funny! I’m here for it!
El Paso: Tomorrow
New Mexico: Maybe
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sad thing about that joke? It ain't that funny. If you cross the Louisiana/Texas border in Orange, TX, that sign says El Paso 857.
"I don't eat anything w/a face on it. Neither do I, I take the face off". I choked on my spit trying to laugh. That was funny!! (@ least in my opinion).
As a vegetarian (not really by choice) it was hilarious 🤣
Yeah, that was really funny for me, too. Replayed that part multiple times.
Same! 😂😂😂😂
Love the first guy!!! Hilarious 😂 and crowed didn’t catch jokes fast enough 🤦♀️🤷♀️🤣
I'm one of em, I thought Texans spoke slowly,ever see Rodney Carrington? He's funny
The reason everyone in Texas flies a Texan flag is to remember they're still in Texas...
I like his humor. Hadn't heard such humor about Texans. This is hilarious.
Drive through liquor stores...another TX thing. For when you're too drunk to walk.
Fact.
We have drive through daiquiri stores in Louisiana.
Soon as I heard your voice I almost cried with homesickness
I lived in TX for 13 years! Miss my TX town! Red Raider Nation!!! Yes!!! He is funny for real...
Not Mexican, and don't speak Español. Yet, I am an 8th generation Texan, all of us born and raised in Texas; my son is the 9th. Yeah, like a real Texan, I'm very proud of that heritage.
Me too! We are probably cousins 😊. I am 8 th generation
Always have the funniest comedians at dry bar
That bacon tirade, Amazing.
1:50
"WOWWWW" - Alex Stein.
Lol
But that was epic
Tx is the best place to be from after 1 day of being there.
I’m also sixth gen Texan and am definitely gonna steal that joke😂
El Paso tomorrow 😂 exactly
There are several places between Houston and El Paso, so it's like it's straight desert. I have seen that El Paso sign. It is literally a joke.
There's another sign that says Buccee's: 184 miles. You can hold it. (Referring to the excellent bathrooms that everyone stops at)
I'm originally from Maryland (Md/DC/Va area). Married my USAF husband and moved to TX the next day. After a few years he retired from the USAF. But..... (long story) we stayed in TX. Now been married nearly 30 yrs. Had I known marrying him meant a one-way ticket to Tx, I would have sent up smoke signals to everyone back home and maybe they'd have sent in a rescue team and gotten me out of here.
I threaten my kids that if they scatter ANY of my ashes in Tx after I'm gone, I'm going to come back and haunt them!!!
SALUTE AND PRAISE GOD for our Military!! Give him a huge hug for me, ok??
Four men in my family have taken the call to Serve and Protect, including my precious son (5th conceived, 1st live birth), who is currently on Active Duty.
A resounding applaud and a thunderous THANK YOU, and to all of the millions who hold down the Home Front... in more ways than we can ever imagine...
🇺🇲 ⚘🙏❤🙏⚘ 🇺🇲
Nah Texas is pretty alright. It's all about your state of mind.
Tell us how you really feel 🤣
I don't wear no Stetson, but I'm willin' to bet son, that I'm as big a Texan as you are...
Texas is the best and worst place to live. They get some things right but completely miss the mark on others.
Umm,it can't be both
@@yyxy.oncesaid Somebody says your mom weighs a ton. "Actually a ton is 2,000 pounds and actually humans don't weigh that much actually". This is you.
@@Pax_Mayn3 R,ok.Thanx for that information.We use metrics where I live so......
That Ain't me boy.
No one ever has said my mum weights a ton either pal.
@@yyxy.oncesaid That's not the point. Stop taking everything so literal.
@@Pax_Mayn3 R,why not? Is it wrong to read something and presume the person that wrote it actually means what they say.Otherwise how could you possibly know what the person is trying to convey.
As a Texan as well. Well done. Comedy gold.
Or Native American
2:30 😄😄😄
2:38 😄😄😄
3:00 😄😄😄 it was sick once and now it's bacon 🥓 🥓
3:43 🙅♀️
Some solidly funny comics.. 😄
Old girl calling Oakcliff a "little bit" of a rough hood is WILD. In Dallas there is a saying, the further north you go, the nicer it gets. Guess which way is Oakcliff?
Imagine if someone went to a comedy club and the person heckled the comedian felt insulted and then said I don't even know what a joke is how funny is that?
Texas Yeah!!!
I gave up saying I'm from Texas; I just say I'm from North Mexico now, and everyone gets it.
5:09 i guffawed
LMAO ! I miss real Mexican food. If you play country music backwards, you get all of your stuff back.
As a vegetarian Texan I absolutely agree
Bacon is the candy of the meat family. The only way to improve bacon is to wrap it in bacon.
Hey tommy that ain’t weird at all like 20 percent of Texans are northern Californians I’m proud of you bud
Ain't that the truth
Lmao.. I'm part of the Austin 300
Is it just me or does Jason Salmon look like if Denny Hamlin decided to give up racing Nascar and do stand-up comedy?!
Bacon and Ham do not come from a pig. It was a funny joke, I laughed. But, most people really do believe bacon and ham are parts of a pig. The best bacon I've ever had was made from Beef Brisket and the best ham I've ever had was from a whitetail deer. Bacon and Ham are the results of a process, as are all sausages. You can pull a pound of hamburger out of your fridge and make great-tasting breakfast sausage in minutes, even better if you wait for the seasonings to blend for an hour or two. All you people who believe in the Bible and won't eat unclean animals do not have to go without ham, bacon or sausage. The reason they don't use beef to make any of them is that beef is too expensive and the flavor of the beef is much stronger. They use swine because it's flavorless and cheap. Pigs are like rats, they have litters and they get big fast. That's why they also use Turkey meat to make sausage. Swine and Turkey don't have a strong flavor and are cheap. It's expensive to make bacon from brisket - you might want to just eat the brisket and go with a different cut of beef.
Siskel and Ebert back to back there 😅
Texas used to be a friendly state till the Yankees came back in droves during the 80's.
Fact
I decided you are adorable and hilarious within 40 seconds lol all the way ❤
Texican 😆
Back in the day I had family that live in del Rio when it was part of Mexico then del Rio became part of Texas thank God because I would not want to be a Mexican citizen the cultural is wonderful but the government not so much thank God I'm a Texan
You think the drive from Florida to California is bad try from Boise to Chattanooga😮🤔😭
That one guy is wrong!! It is 746 from El Paso to Houston, not 546. San Antonio is a tad more than 546 from El Paso.
It's not that face meat...unless it's barbacoca!!!
I am a Texan by choice, and after having lived among these wonderful people for a while now, I can say that (in my experience), these jokes are mainly old, tired stereotypes that aren't terribly funny. I did like the one about how the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre's" bad guy could never have terrorized our State Fair, because, well, Texans and guns. As they say, it's funny because it's true. I also kinda liked the one about the vegan lady telling her significant other that he had to respect her opinions, and he replied, "Get better opinions."
I love brisket but bacon makes everything better. Bacon wrapped brisket, 🤯🤤
I totally forgot about the prism/gay thing! and I was in MA so.... it was very weird. I could've sworn that was a thing before this man was either alive or old enough to recall it. ☮️
As a Californian, I'm offended for Texas.
Howdy! As a Texan, I agree that we do NOT speak English. We speak Texan, y’all! But, the problem is we ain’t interested in practicing our English. And we can speak Texan and be understood in Paris, (Texas). . .
Uncle 6😂😂😂
At least a 4 generation Texan but one of those generations includes some Commanche and who know how far that goes back.
Remember Mexico was first a Spanish then French colony. If the Cinco de Mayo battle had gone the other way there would be no Mexico and we would be eating crepes instead of tortillas with tex-mex . Of wait, we do. Lots more here thsn bbq.
Drove cross country on mostly the I 10 - 880 miles!!!
Dallas to El Paso is the same distance as Dallas to Atlanta… going east you’ve traversed 5 states, going west you ain’t even LEFT Texas!
Made me lol.. except for the last one.
a loaded gun in their car ? They have 2 on them 3 in the car, flame throwers, dynamite, rocket launchers, bazooka, grenades, land mines and 3 angry bigfoots in the trunk
😂😂😂😂😂😂
You mean the Mexicans everywhere here are natives? 😂
My grandkids are 7th generation
😄😄😄
Chris cope made me sad, mad actually.
Texas. National. Vegan Society. None of those things go together. (ba dum tss; secession joke)
I’m from Texan, Daughter of the Republic of Texas, and I’m not stupid! You’re offensive to folks from this great state! 👎
Holy hell that last one (redheaded woman) was painful to get through, I'll be skipping her special if it graces my watch feed I think
He isn't that funny at all. Not because I'm born and raised in Tx, he just isn't funny
Boring. Nothing funny here. Very corny
As a Texan I find this very offensive.
Not funny
The dude said shut and laugh WHITE PEOPLE! Lose that redhead this was just uploaded and I’m
Suing. I am EXTREMELY OFFENDED!
Oh the 3 women behind black lives matte just bought a 9 million dollar mansion in California USA. Offended by the white people joke. Those women need investigated nothing was done for the people they claimed the money was for.
Hope someone who matters can check this out. 🤔
these compilations are weak af
I abhor bad Texas jokes. Yes, I'm a Texan and proud of it!!! None of those jokes are funny. The one who moved to Texas, move back you don't deserve Texas. The first guy, shameful absolutely shameful.
None of these comodiums are funny at all
What's a comodium?
Is that something like Commediens? 😄
Yeah half comedian and half commod
@@majoroldladyakamom6948 half comedian half commode
@@bluemoon3325 haha
There are a lot of great jokes here!! Not sure if you're just in a bad mood, or just don't understand them...
"If you're more Texan than me you're Mexican."😂😂 Im a Texas born and raised Mexican and I approve this message😂😂 this man too funny
My people didn't cross the border. The border crossed them
@MultiSmoke11 that is absolutely correct.
Which it's why it's so infuriating to see so many bigots here be hateful to Mexicans. Like...they were here first?
The resonating truth of the Italian Mother comment, made me wheeze. Loved it.
When he said he was more Texan I was like nah, I'm 7 Gen, and then he said "if you're mexican" and I was like, nope, that checks 😂😂
This is all so true. I'm a tried and true TEXAN!!!! ❤️
Especially the one about driving from Florida to California. I don't know if it's possible to drive from the Louisiana state line all the way to El Paso in one trip. I tried it once. I almost caused a wreck from road hypnosis so I stopped for the night.
Last lady. Keep working on that delivery. You'll get there. You have great jokes. I know people were dogging your last video on Dry Bar.
She seemed drunk as hell lol... In a sober town.
She has to learn to read the room and know when to move on to a different line of jokes. She was dying up there and it was hard to watch.
I thought she was really funny (of course I only saw this one clip)
@@grizzlehatchet1 A sobar town.
Where?
I have shoes...
Don't mess with Texas
Yeah!!
It’s not just a slogan it’s a lifestyle!
My 7x Great uncle fought in the Battle of the Alamo. Im mostly native American but yes ...I have some Mexican in me. I'm more Texan than you white man
The first guy was absolutely hilarious!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shouldn't have ended with that last one. Really brought down the mood.
I agree she wasn't even funny.
She was drunk..lol
“I’m Texan”, proud of it”!