It's kind of cool how you synergistically end up educating us on much more concepts than originally intended. Wish teachers could be more like this in school!
*gets on ground* friend: what tf are u doing Me: speeding up time Friend: *gets on ground* Teacher: What are you boys doing Friend: We're speeding up time Teacher: *gets on ground* Principal: What are you 3 doing Teacher: we're speeding up time Principal: *gets on ground*
He estimated it to be 7 billion whereas the population is 7.7 billion. They won't be more than 700 million including bed ridden and other people and those not wanting to do this.
@noppe won't effect as something is pulling them over but when we jump, we jump from our own and even 6.5 mill would be HUGE. If we gathered at one place and jumped there...
@noppe but they won't have the same mass as us most probably, if they do it will be really hard to pull them. Lol, the question arises is who will pull them? We ALL have to jump at the same time...
If everyone on Earth jumped at the exact same time, it would cause a lot of localized effects but not much on a global scale. Here’s what would likely happen: 1. Local Effects Sound and Vibration: The simultaneous landing of everyone would create a large thud and cause vibrations. In cities or densely populated areas, this could be more pronounced, maybe even similar to a mild earthquake in localized regions. However, these vibrations would dissipate quickly and wouldn't cause significant damage. Buildings and Infrastructure: Any potential damage to structures would depend on how well they're designed. In earthquake-prone areas with strong construction, nothing serious would happen. In older or poorly constructed buildings, it could cause minor cracks or small amounts of damage. 2. Global Scale Effects Impact on the Earth: The combined force of everyone jumping wouldn't be enough to shift the Earth in any meaningful way. The planet is just too massive. Even if all 8 billion people jumped simultaneously, it would produce a tiny movement, equivalent to less than a millimeter, which would be absorbed and negated by the planet's mass and gravity. Earth might "recoil" very slightly, but it would settle back to normal almost immediately. Atmospheric Effects: There might be a brief, tiny disturbance in the atmosphere due to the mass displacement of air, but it would be negligible. 3. Energy Dissipation The energy released by everyone jumping and landing at once would spread quickly through the ground, but the Earth’s ability to absorb energy would minimize any lasting effects. So, while it might feel like a fun, united global event, it wouldn’t cause any dramatic planetary consequences. The Earth is simply too big and heavy for a collective human jump to matter!
THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)
+Redstone Active ...STOP HATIN YOU JUST LIKE SCHOOL! that's that's why and I know it was a school I'm just saying that I want that to happen because I want school to end quicker😠😠
Vsauce: What if everyone on earth jumped at once? Parazlyed people, Babies, people recovering in the hospital beds, people with broken legs, Lazy as* people: Bruh
To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it? What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3 Problem solved :)
It is truly a gift being able to rewatch VSauce videos from 10 years ago. I remember finding this channel back in elementary school and how it really helped shape the kind of weirdo I now am.
I tried crawling into a ball on the ground to make the day shorter for everyone in class. Unfortunately my teacher thought I was in pain and i was sent to the infirmary
If they were using a crane to lift themselves, the weight would be transferred through the crane and back to the ground so they would affect the Earth much less than just a 150lb person jumping.
Because the Earth weight septillions of pounds. If everyone weighed 1 billion pounds, 1,000,000,000x7,000,000,000=7 quintillion, which is like 1% of the Earth's weight.
When he asked me to pick out a card from the deck, I chose 6 and when I saw Vsauce saying that "I am guessing u picked this", that truly explains how terrifyingly powerful this guy is, he can read minds through the screen.
“7 years ago” Me: Wow so long ago Me **checks description** Description: 2012 Me: oh god i’m old edit: i’m not 9 i’m 16 edit:2 this comment section is really toxic
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Unfortunately not it’s impossible for everyone to jump at once because that one kid named James in your class will just not jump.
Fuckin James
always that one kid called James
@@jolt7882.
@@jolt7882 He didnt said the heart if flat
@@jolt7882 what the fuck?
How can you write that much?
You have all the time in the world!
If everyone jumped, the amount of lag will crash the server
Yo😂😂
Aaaaa
Minecraft reference
Welcome to tier zoo.
*This comment wasn't able to be sent because the sender was disconnected from the Server*
Yes
Teacher: what’re you doing on the floor?
Me: I’m making the day go by faster
Lol
underrated lmao
Teacher: *LYING INTENSIFIES*
@@user-fh7bx3bl3z That name tho, Went right off the screen...
Dante Villarreal lmao
I love how just nearly 4 minutes is actually explaining what would happen, and then the rest is just trying to make you feel better.
I like that his background is black so it doesn’t hurt my eyes at 2 am When I get this recommended
Among us
But same
Ikr
But it is 2 am 😟
LMFAOOO SAMEE
im actually glad his background is black because it’s so easy on my eyes when it’s dark in my room
Same!
Bruh fr lmao
Same
it's not creepy to see Michael stood in a black void
Racist!
Jk
I always love how one single question expands into a history of science
It should all add up I’m sure
11 years ago is crazy
fr
Fr
YO KNOXIN
11 years ago 11 days ago
11 days ago is crazy
I love how he's explaining this like we're gonna do this.
we may
I would participate
Who said we aren't .-.
I mean like at least all the Karen's won't they will refuse
Fr
mom: you failed miserably
me: i think the word you are looking for is decimated
Underrated
👌
e
Glad my dad's condom broke, now I get to read this hilarious comment.
@@SamiChenVA ur welcome 😉
People in wheelchairs: *”Am I a joke to you?”*
Have their caretaker throw them into the air or something idk
lol
XD XD XD
LoL
That Anime dude lmao
We know Slim Shady won't jump. He never even stood up.
LMFAOO GOOD ONE
Slim Shady is making days shorter 😰
Fr
Now this looks like a job for me.
will the real slim shady stand up
no wonder teachers don’t let us lay down in science
Maddox G 69 likes so sry
Math
Someone's going to miss the joke
What
I don’t get it
Can someone explain it to me
Aaaaaaaaaa
For real please
@@derpylimeaj6350 it's ironic because in the video it says laying down speeds up time very slightly.
But it doesn't have a big implication on time.
Me: *gets 10% in a test*
Vsauce: You decimated that test
Me: Yeah, well, that test decimated my grades
Or did you
________________________________________
Vsauce music
Clever
Obliterated* your grades
So..it only affected 10 percent of your grade?
Where's the funny?
V sauce: "what if everyone jumped at the same time?"
Me: *starts jumping*
Me and my friends started to jump too, lol
**joins**
Starts to jump to*
I have joined the server
*jumps*
*proceed to jump with poop still in butt while on toilet*
vsauces videos are so ahead of their time you can never guess what year they were made in
this is like the real life equivalent to trying to flip the iceberg in club penguin
LMAO WHY THIS COMMENT UNDERRATED
OMG 💀
Wait what about disabled penguins or disabled people who can’t jump
yes
@@amoobloom5217 No no, he got a point
"If you lay down you'll make the day shorter"
Me in school: lemme just lay down
Underrated comment.
Lol I would do that just anything to make the day shorter
XD
Teacher: Understandable Have A Nice Day.
@@wttu2960 stolen*
michael is like googling really interesting questions when you’re bored
he makes the answers to the questions himself
@Bruh Momentum
Epic name!
Yes, but the answers are far more accurate.
and he answers them..
"Google, why would do I always have the urge to trip children?"
im glad yourube recommended this 11 years later 👍🏼
True
Facs
Everyone: **Jumped on once**
Earth: ow, i feel i have headache
F
Oh wait, it was just a fly
Did you have a stroke
Earth will be like:-Oh no! Anyways
Forget every human, imagine every living thing (that can jump) jumps
I can't grasp my mind around everyone on earth fitting in Los Angeles
It's not possible. It's a hypothetical situation
+AtomicGamerzUk Well, it IS, if we're talking just standing there, and not living. It's mentioned directly in the video o3o
Goat Senpai There are 7 billion people on Earth. Los Angeles would not fit them
+AtomicGamerzUk 1:48
Huh. I'm guessing that doesn't take into account any buildings? Or does it?
Everyone: Jumps. Earth’s FPS: Adios
dumbass comment
Stolen
It’s not stolen lol your comment is stolen because a lot of people type stolen so you stole a comment
@@willybanz6929
Mine is worse jajaj
Ok
Why did I get this recommended 12 years later
Because it’s good
SAME
Literally everyone: *Jumps at once*
The earth: Imma pretend like I didn't feel that.
*I’ll just ignore that*
Why do i see you everywhere
hi
And I'm a guy in a hoodie
go away
If u ever feel down, lie down on the floor on your back. BOOM. You're carrying Earth.
AHAHHAA
Thanks, I always wanted to carry Earth on my back.
Dumbass
Stacy's World It's a joke, dumbass.
lmao relax
But to answer this question, we first have to ask: “What Is A Jump?”
But before we answer that question,
What is a question?
@@GanzyChannel before you answer that question, why am I commenting?
There isn't a reason for anything, is there...
@@hitkid2456 o_o ....has existential crisis.
A jump is a number divided by a google plex that is called the yeet effect after the yeet effect we get sent to something called a lol paradox
I like how Vsauce has his own OST like L's OST from DeathNote
It's kind of cool how you synergistically end up educating us on much more concepts than originally intended. Wish teachers could be more like this in school!
No reply’s and 3.4k likes
A RUclipsr worh 3 million subs :0
3.5 k
Ye
@@1maxc0 the verified tick will do that
“what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?”
Disabled People: “Keep your dreams as dreams”
that’s not funny
@@kailey1114 It is
@@kailey1114 It is (2)
Maybe it is and it's not at the same time?
@@kailey1114 cmon that's hillarious
i swear this is literally one of my random thoughts while taking a shower
*tf*
Me too lol
Good thing Michael's here
Swearing is bad
Dude I feel like vsause is legit just a bunch of shower thoughts
Next question, if we all lie down on the ground, earth is gonna spin like crazy
*gets on ground*
friend: what tf are u doing
Me: speeding up time
Friend: *gets on ground*
Teacher: What are you boys doing
Friend: We're speeding up time
Teacher: *gets on ground*
Principal: What are you 3 doing
Teacher: we're speeding up time
Principal: *gets on ground*
Omg lol
@@hithere7554 yo u copied me
Copyfucker
@@hithere3189 mabey it just a different you but you dont know its you 🤨
@@nekonesto3125 do you mean you on 2,000 unknown videos?
“Getting yourself closer to the middle of the earth will speed up the day”
People in 2020: crouching intensifies
Its 2021..
@@cheemsora2059 He was writing in 2020 but by the time he finished writing it was 2021.
@@cian.o I’m dyyiinngggg 💀😂
@@cian.o LMFAOO
no he’s saying that in 2020 it was so bad he wanted to speed it up-
RUclips algorithm thought that 2021 was the year to show me this masterpiece.
Same lol
Same lol
We could’ve use this in 2020 so we could skip the day by laying down
True
Yessir
It would really be the greatest experiment ever done.
I’ll be that guy who jumps unsynchronized
Theirs always that one guy who does
@@dz2019 yeah lol
Me toooooooo
BearwScarf stop being a meany
BearwScarf you do have a valid point
The scary one is if everyone clapped at once. They say the world would end within a few hours after the event.
leokimvideo why’s that?
Wow what are you doing here? I love your videos. Keep it up, kill all those deadly spiders!
leokimvideo why?
ok let's plan it: 1st of october, 2018, 3pm PST.
Tara Meme 🤠
I like how serious he is in explaining everything as if it's the end of the world and this is the only way to save it lmao
mr breast give me money
I like how you copy the name of famous RUclipsrs.
@@MechEngineer37 I like your weird beard
@@MechEngineer37 hmmm....some guy without a moustache....some guy with a weird beard...hmmm
mr breast
If everyone jumped. nothing would happen. but if caseoh jumped too. the force would make earth drift down. away from the sun
I feel like vsauce was probably smarter than his teachers
oh
my
GOD
*MY LIFE INTENSIEFIES*
*0*
/|\
/ \
Vsauce is the channel,not the person
So, the channel is more smart itself?
Midgetmoo
*Teacher:* 4+4=8
*Vsauce music starts playing.
_20 minutes later_
*Vsauce:* And that's how the universe was created.
A Pun seems about right. lmao. but I love his videos so much.
"Pick a card"
Me: um.... 6 of spades?
"Let's say you pick this one"
*picks 6 of spades*
Ikr
Joseph Stalin damn dude I didn’t know you were still around
I picked 7 but ok
Same lol
wooosh me boomer r/woooosh
people with no legs :
Vsauce : What if everyone jumped at once?
Wait how did I not think of that
He estimated it to be 7 billion whereas the population is 7.7 billion. They won't be more than 700 million including bed ridden and other people and those not wanting to do this.
@noppe thanks for taking that into account :) but still they won't be more than 500 million, still 6.5 billion would do this.
@noppe won't effect as something is pulling them over but when we jump, we jump from our own and even 6.5 mill would be HUGE. If we gathered at one place and jumped there...
@noppe but they won't have the same mass as us most probably, if they do it will be really hard to pull them. Lol, the question arises is who will pull them? We ALL have to jump at the same time...
If everyone on Earth jumped at the exact same time, it would cause a lot of localized effects but not much on a global scale. Here’s what would likely happen:
1. Local Effects
Sound and Vibration: The simultaneous landing of everyone would create a large thud and cause vibrations. In cities or densely populated areas, this could be more pronounced, maybe even similar to a mild earthquake in localized regions. However, these vibrations would dissipate quickly and wouldn't cause significant damage.
Buildings and Infrastructure: Any potential damage to structures would depend on how well they're designed. In earthquake-prone areas with strong construction, nothing serious would happen. In older or poorly constructed buildings, it could cause minor cracks or small amounts of damage.
2. Global Scale Effects
Impact on the Earth: The combined force of everyone jumping wouldn't be enough to shift the Earth in any meaningful way. The planet is just too massive. Even if all 8 billion people jumped simultaneously, it would produce a tiny movement, equivalent to less than a millimeter, which would be absorbed and negated by the planet's mass and gravity. Earth might "recoil" very slightly, but it would settle back to normal almost immediately.
Atmospheric Effects: There might be a brief, tiny disturbance in the atmosphere due to the mass displacement of air, but it would be negligible.
3. Energy Dissipation
The energy released by everyone jumping and landing at once would spread quickly through the ground, but the Earth’s ability to absorb energy would minimize any lasting effects.
So, while it might feel like a fun, united global event, it wouldn’t cause any dramatic planetary consequences. The Earth is simply too big and heavy for a collective human jump to matter!
Lying on the floor at the maths class to make it go faster
Yes
Oh yeah
@Reece A did you even watch the video
Lol you'll look so stupid I wish I saw someone do something like that so I can lol
Nice joke btw
What if Earth jumped on humans ?
*Hey Vsauce Michael here*
But first, what is earth ?
Rip
Snizzy_ Sufyxn1711 a moldy cake pop
If you jump the earth will fall on you. be aware of this next time you jump
“We could all fit in Los Angeles!”
*COVID-19 intensifies*
This was in your recommendations too huh?
tf is covid 19
@@leithal5096 yeah man, idk whats this "covid" thing is like wtf
@@philosophersfountain ik
@@leithal5096 ...........
4:00 Is scary how he actually picked the card that I chose
i had a whole crisis
Yeah i literally got scared
Same here! I was so confused.
Omg
I did too oh god
If everyone jumped at once, there is a 5% chance of a man that gonna fall into the river in a random city
HEY!
Bruuuh
He might not exist otherwise
I think lego city would sound cooler
And more realistic
What if everyone said "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here" at the same time?
Everyone's ears would bleed then.
Earth would explode
God will appear and invent Earth The Sequel
Unhappy Sponge
Time and space would collapse on itself and everyone would die
Despacito
I keep saying to myself "This is the last video before I go to bed." And then I scroll down and see "What color Is a mirror?" Damn it VSAUCE
THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)
+Flamingdarkrider 2:40am here now looil
this is exactly what I'm doing now
ikr
Surely it's whatever colour the glass used to make it is? A blue glass equals a blue mirror etc.
What shirt is the wearing at the end 💀6:45
4:36
"His background is brighter than your future."
-Some cultured guy on the internet
Haha, probably right, about a 50/50 chance though
It's not even bright... 😶
*laughs in no future*
@@lilscrilla5081 e x a c t l y
@@lilscrilla5081 so who's gonna tell them 👀
I want everyone to jump at the same time so that time in school will pass by quicker
You sir deserved a like.
Mario Aidan Godoy ... r u dumb? he said when your CLOSER to the earth! not jumping... idiot.
+Redstone Active ...STOP HATIN YOU JUST LIKE SCHOOL! that's that's why and I know it was a school I'm just saying that I want that to happen because I want school to end quicker😠😠
Mario Aidan Godoy
Please don't get so mad as to post two replies.
*"Making this day shorter"*
*Lays on the ground on school days*
I swear when im having fun i go to the Earths core, time just passes by
Day as in, the time it takes for earth to spin around itself, not as in speeding up time itself
@@zoey8977
Crush my hope like that huh?
@@randomthoughts7597 yes meaning the time of day and night not 1am or 2pm
365th like. the amount of days in a year. surprising
Swifties in Portland, Oregon, 2023: “And I took that personally”
0:34 that’s why when everyone sleeps it feels like a minute
xD
wowowowoowo
underrated lmao XD
All players must sleep in a bed at the same time to skip night
@@Redbaron333 there are monsters nearby
Wouldn't several hundred of us die midair as we jumped?
oh yeah lol
How so?
@Emilie VIGUIER and morbid
@@v1mun6 its weird
That would happen
Everybody cant jump
tru
Omg, you're right. 😲
Dee Streb i can nigga
Oh wow I didn't think of that
Dee Streb i'll jump better than you 💩🐵. plus your thinking of reach
Vsause: what happens if every one jumps at the same time
Kid named everyone:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA
“What if everyone jumped at the same location?”
Covid-19 liked this message
R/woosh
RYAN VOON WU XIAN Moe r/wooooosh
ColePlays r/ihavereddit
hazel icedawn r/ihavereddit
Unintelligent r/ihavereddittoo
VSauce: What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?
person in a wheelchair: 👁️👄👁️
Drop em off a stool
Drop them off a C-5 Galaxy
Iain McVie a sticky piston with a slime block on top of it to be exact
*i have crippling depression!*
Dark Crystal22 how is that young?
Vsauce: What if everyone on earth jumped at once?
Parazlyed people, Babies, people recovering in the hospital beds, people with broken legs, Lazy as* people: Bruh
What if everyone fell from space?
People in wheelchair
Paralyzed babies recovering in a hospital bed with broken legs
Sorry
@@mohdzafar6956 that’s basically broken legs
Lol
With caseoh alone, the earth is destroyed, and without him, it would heal the earth LMAO
I just like how 2009 every vsauce video feels
this video is from 2012 lol
@@arkos4366 I was about to say that.
@@arkos4366 it doesnt matter, he said every vsauce video feels 2009, which includes videos not uploaded in 2009
@@cameron8529 or does it?
*vsauce music plays*
@@damiannguyen9868 id love to see vsauce make a video about this topic
Me: *fails math test*
Mom: how was your math test?
Me: I decimated it.
Good one xD
I like how you two have Itachi and Kakashi icons
I like how these comments are commenting 2 months later 💀
I like how these comments are all true
I like how these
Who else wishes Michael was their teacher.. :(
He is lol. You know online classes? This technically counts.
Goldfish or is he?
Yee
This video is a giveaway: ruclips.net/video/ocraHm6yBn8/видео.html&feature=share❤💙💙
المجلة العلميه no
that one kid who would not jump is the same kid who would ask the teachers about the homework
RUclips: What if everyone got this recommended at once?
Cue Illuminati music
Hey Vsauce Michael here-
This video is a giveaway: ruclips.net/video/ocraHm6yBn8/видео.html&feature=share❤💙💙
المجلة العلميه stop-
3 comments above me is a scam
I absolutely love this out of context line at 0:34 of Vsauce just assaulting you.
Someone clip that
Get down of the ground RIGHT NOW
Yes sir.
UNDERRATED
I mean if vsause threatens you you should probably just go with it-
*he has the knowledge to kill you in like 27 different ways-*
@@alrightanimations2207 *Y E S*
"Jump 30cm into the air"
You are seriously overestimating my athletic ability.
I’m In a car and still rolling on the ground
@@i_throw_ched289 your an ice cream man
@@justasteamplayer7542 indeed I am
Username 😐😐😐😐😐
@Jeremy Harmon sure
Me in a exam
Teacher: Why are you laying down?
Mom: *Get ReAdy FOR school*
Me: *spins*
Mom: *TImE FOR sLEEp*
blackdarkskul Jones wow.. just wow 😂😂😂
you'd have to spin at lightspeed tho
@@Thefobj i wish
Who's TEFLEE?
I wish😂🤣
how much is 1+1? well, to answer this, let's talk about Quantum physics.
Matter is a form of energy. Energy has no mass so really, one finger plus one other finger makes zero fingers.
To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it?
What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3
Problem solved :)
Before you are able to answer that, you have to ask yourself, “what exactly are numbers?”
Lol
Before this we need to figure out where 'maths' originated from
It is truly a gift being able to rewatch VSauce videos from 10 years ago. I remember finding this channel back in elementary school and how it really helped shape the kind of weirdo I now am.
Same 😢
2013?!!
Have you watched discovery channel on tv in your childhood? 😊
@@thebarbarian7203 yeah, I didn't have youtube but watched Discovery channel a lot, I think Mythbusters are the most relatable to Vsauce
@@thebarbarian7203 yeah, I didn't have youtube but watched Discovery channel a lot, I think Mythbusters are the most relatable to Vsauce
RUclips really recommended me this after 11 years.
What's next? Recommend me this after 100 years?
"Alright, one more video and then I'll finish my studying" - me five hours ago
Mayah W XD
Mayah W Did you decimate that test?
Mayah W Five more hours we just getting started *Chris brown voice*
I have a REALLY hard math test tomorrow so... fun 🙄
Leanna Walters DRINK WATER
WATER, ITS IMPORTANT TO STAY HYDRATED
I tried crawling into a ball on the ground to make the day shorter for everyone in class. Unfortunately my teacher thought I was in pain and i was sent to the infirmary
Hahaha( for seven years then speaks "what?")
TeddyB3AR omg you just made my day! 😂😂😂
Well u made your school day small
Lolilolololklkl
I tried that one time but I just got arrested
Michael : *what if we all jump at once*
kid named once :
kid named at once:
@@crizz222 Ah hell nooooooa
😂😂
once is not a real name dude
XXxFortniteDaBest69xXX thank you for this very valuable information i appreciate it a lot.
Who else is binging Vsauce during Quarantine?
can i just say, i thought for a good second that you mean bing. I was about to comment "who the fuck uses bing"
SirCakey - me too i thought this was the bing version of the verb to google
What means bing
Me
I meant binge!
That’s .0000018 seconds of sleep I could of had
microseconds*
Jeremy nanoseconds
DreamCastleProductions-
could **have** had
DreamCastleProductions lol
DreamCastleProductions, first I didn't understand and then 🤣🤣🤣
"When you move your self closer to the ground time goes faster"
But when I plank 5min is like a hour
It's called boredom
@@blueshell4188 who’s gonna do it
@@aidkakjdkajs not me
@@blueshell4188 r/woooosh
there you go I did it
The universe would be destroyed if everyone jumped, because everyone includes CASEOH too.
Is it bad that that I just assumed he meant suicide
yes.
Enda Kenny IM DYING!!😂😂😂
(Enda Kenny) i thought the same thing
Fat Scarce I did too lmao
I thought he meant jump into space lol
goes to school, asks classmates to lay down on floor xD
Sorry ikr I Thought of doing it😂
Sorry ikr 😂😂😂 I did it lol
Sorry I was just thinking about that.
sorry why the hell all this subcomments start with "sorry"
they clicked the reply button lol
I never know that I was DECIMATING my exams my whole life
Nah I millimate them
feels bad
F
im fullimating em
😀
Bruh
Here 11 years later, just wait till he hears about the small brief earthquake thats a bunch a swifties cuased at a concert.
see y’all when youtube puts this in our recommended in 7 years
Have a great life, bud. See you in 7 years.
Mr. Wolff i’m gonna come back on this day every year and reply to your comment
@@owenhathaway_9282 lol I'll be here dawg haha ;)
Hecc yeah
Already did, buster
Vsauce: But compared to the weight of the world, we’re not that much
Everyone from My 600 pound life: Hold my Crane controls
If they were using a crane to lift themselves, the weight would be transferred through the crane and back to the ground so they would affect the Earth much less than just a 150lb person jumping.
Because the Earth weight septillions of pounds.
If everyone weighed 1 billion pounds, 1,000,000,000x7,000,000,000=7 quintillion, which is like 1% of the Earth's weight.
Hydra Reaper holy shit we got some physics professors in here
@@reallifefrankenstein No I'm actually just some 12 year old.
Thanks for the compliment though.
WHY DID I THINK ABOUT THAT-
“Pick a card”
Me: ok how about 6
“Let’s say you chose this one” *pulls out the six*
Me:👁👄👁
Why did u have to spoil that
bRo same it freaked me out
Same, but I wasn't as surprised cuz at this point I thought he prolly knew what I would pick 👁👄👁
@@jokutyyppi4226 Lol you shouldn’t be in the comments if you didn’t watch the vid first
@@cookie9971 i know but i always go to the comments
3:55
for a second i thought this was "im going to read your mind" video
because i picked 6
Old Vsauce: What if everyone jumped at once?
New Vsauce: *eats donut from toilet*
yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
3:25 the girl on the left was wearing the most 2012 outfit I've seen today
Elmo?
@Rutako tHaTs a GiRL?¿?¿?¿?
I am Koichi
I don't think it's a girl XD
@@geese872 nice
Vsauce: talks about having 100k views
Also Vsauce: *has 34 million views*
50th like
90th like
180th like
tf??? I didn't notice that lol
I thought it was 3,4 mil xDDD
I wonder how many views he was getting on his videos in 2012
When he asked me to pick out a card from the deck, I chose 6 and when I saw Vsauce saying that "I am guessing u picked this", that truly explains how terrifyingly powerful this guy is, he can read minds through the screen.
isis is not invited in the jump
SassygAmergirl
Jumping in the sand box would not emit the same amount of percussion as jumping on cement. Pave all of Iran first.
I Thought THE SAME DAMN THING!
lol
lol
+Sassygamergal haha
Mom: why you get F on ur math test?
Me: I DECIMATED it
Me: my teacher just respects me
That part had me almost rolling! 😂
“7 years ago”
Me: Wow so long ago
Me **checks description**
Description: 2012
Me: oh god i’m old
edit: i’m not 9 i’m 16
edit:2 this comment section is really toxic
"Back in my age"
@@archktik years before 2014 and after 2009 were just the fuckin DAYS....
Plot twist he/she’s 7 years old
ramit kumar 2010-2012 were the golden days for me.
2005-2013 Are The Golden Days Of RUclips.
2014-2017 Are The Silver Days Of RUclips.
2018-2023 Are The Bronze Days Of RUclips.
man when I saw the first sentence I was like
:it only needs caseoh to jump
Everyone: Jumps at once
Your mom: *Pathetic...*
who?
@@floral_queen your mum
Noice
@@floral_queen Joe mama
Yours can’t jump