What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?

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Комментарии • 58 тыс.

  • @trillgates2452
    @trillgates2452 8 лет назад +1958

    I keep saying to myself "This is the last video before I go to bed." And then I scroll down and see "What color Is a mirror?" Damn it VSAUCE

    • @Iainstressin
      @Iainstressin 8 лет назад +5

      THAT IS EXACTLY ME SERIOUSLY ITS 12:25 AM AND THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE MY LAST VID TO WATCH! BUT NOW I NEEEED TO WATCH THAT VIDEO!!!!!!! (Right now it's Sunday early morning and it's the school holidays and the first day of school for the holidays ending is on Monday, tomorrow, and I'm awake, and I should be sleeping)

    • @spyor1
      @spyor1 8 лет назад

      +Flamingdarkrider 2:40am here now looil

    • @TishonMDAVY
      @TishonMDAVY 8 лет назад +4

      this is exactly what I'm doing now

    • @2Walter
      @2Walter 8 лет назад +2

      ikr

    • @ezrafarrant298
      @ezrafarrant298 8 лет назад

      Surely it's whatever colour the glass used to make it is? A blue glass equals a blue mirror etc.

  • @gutierrezp49
    @gutierrezp49 8 лет назад +2778

    I can't grasp my mind around everyone on earth fitting in Los Angeles

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo 8 лет назад +6

      It's not possible. It's a hypothetical situation

    • @goatsenpaii
      @goatsenpaii 8 лет назад +67

      +AtomicGamerzUk Well, it IS, if we're talking just standing there, and not living. It's mentioned directly in the video o3o

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo 8 лет назад +9

      Goat Senpai There are 7 billion people on Earth. Los Angeles would not fit them

    • @goatsenpaii
      @goatsenpaii 8 лет назад +36

      +AtomicGamerzUk 1:48

    • @nugstendo
      @nugstendo 8 лет назад +10

      Huh. I'm guessing that doesn't take into account any buildings? Or does it?

  • @Olavere
    @Olavere 3 месяца назад +2

    If everyone jumped CaseOh would turn the Earth into a Ring Of Jupiter 💀

  • @aaronmolo2595
    @aaronmolo2595 7 лет назад +126

    There's always that one person who's 5 seconds late after everyone jumped

  • @pre-pubescentaleks7041
    @pre-pubescentaleks7041 8 лет назад +3135

    If u ever feel down, lie down on the floor on your back. BOOM. You're carrying Earth.

  • @KnoxinCrox
    @KnoxinCrox 2 месяца назад +383

    11 years ago is crazy

  • @oogabooga2906
    @oogabooga2906 4 года назад +707

    I always love how one single question expands into a history of science

  • @landonz5246
    @landonz5246 3 года назад +62847

    Unfortunately not it’s impossible for everyone to jump at once because that one kid named James in your class will just not jump.

    • @stupidthefish4981
      @stupidthefish4981 3 года назад +3150

      Fuckin James

    • @user-mz6wb
      @user-mz6wb 3 года назад +4713

      always that one kid called James

    • @vekro605
      @vekro605 3 года назад +631

      @@jolt7882.

    • @rodrigolefever2426
      @rodrigolefever2426 3 года назад +540

      @@jolt7882 He didnt said the heart if flat

    • @jigokunohi6538
      @jigokunohi6538 3 года назад +406

      @@jolt7882 what the fuck?
      How can you write that much?
      You have all the time in the world!

  • @mrmelon4444
    @mrmelon4444 3 года назад +34337

    I like that his background is black so it doesn’t hurt my eyes at 2 am When I get this recommended

  • @UltravioletMangoOfficial
    @UltravioletMangoOfficial 7 месяцев назад +1201

    We know Slim Shady won't jump. He never even stood up.

    • @gachacoookieuwu
      @gachacoookieuwu 7 месяцев назад +17

      LMFAOO GOOD ONE

    • @lemonking17
      @lemonking17 7 месяцев назад +17

      Slim Shady is making days shorter 😰

    • @MrJello8bw
      @MrJello8bw 6 месяцев назад +2

      Fr

    • @DoFliesCallUsWalks
      @DoFliesCallUsWalks 6 месяцев назад +7

      Now this looks like a job for me.

    • @sarccacious
      @sarccacious 5 месяцев назад +2

      will the real slim shady stand up

  • @hotcheeto8076
    @hotcheeto8076 5 лет назад +87876

    If everyone jumped, the amount of lag will crash the server

    • @joelk9704
      @joelk9704 5 лет назад +1683

      Yo😂😂

    • @MrPoop-if3cs
      @MrPoop-if3cs 5 лет назад +2068

      Aaaaa
      Minecraft reference

    • @read4450
      @read4450 5 лет назад +772

      Welcome to tier zoo.

    • @NotSoProishNoob
      @NotSoProishNoob 5 лет назад +1931

      *This comment wasn't able to be sent because the sender was disconnected from the Server*

    • @boykalkal0025
      @boykalkal0025 5 лет назад +149

      Yes

  • @Mudkipz-sf7ud
    @Mudkipz-sf7ud 8 лет назад +1038

    I want everyone to jump at the same time so that time in school will pass by quicker

    • @kleinmoretti5385
      @kleinmoretti5385 8 лет назад +17

      You sir deserved a like.

    • @redraiden4632
      @redraiden4632 8 лет назад +1

      Mario Aidan Godoy ... r u dumb? he said when your CLOSER to the earth! not jumping... idiot.

    • @Mudkipz-sf7ud
      @Mudkipz-sf7ud 8 лет назад +1

      +Redstone Active ...STOP HATIN YOU JUST LIKE SCHOOL! that's that's why and I know it was a school I'm just saying that I want that to happen because I want school to end quicker😠😠

    • @cambodiusbeatz4300
      @cambodiusbeatz4300 8 лет назад +1

      Mario Aidan Godoy

    • @ponmelo
      @ponmelo 8 лет назад

      Please don't get so mad as to post two replies.

  • @tr3sher57
    @tr3sher57 3 года назад +3719

    mom: you failed miserably
    me: i think the word you are looking for is decimated

  • @Elijah_Does_Stuff
    @Elijah_Does_Stuff 3 месяца назад +54

    I love how just nearly 4 minutes is actually explaining what would happen, and then the rest is just trying to make you feel better.

  • @dante2965
    @dante2965 5 лет назад +18126

    Teacher: what’re you doing on the floor?
    Me: I’m making the day go by faster

    • @PKZ21
      @PKZ21 4 года назад +167

      Lol

    • @user-fh7bx3bl3z
      @user-fh7bx3bl3z 4 года назад +319

      underrated lmao

    • @nedux1081
      @nedux1081 4 года назад +189

      Teacher: *LYING INTENSIFIES*

    • @arespeverell9877
      @arespeverell9877 4 года назад +264

      @@user-fh7bx3bl3z That name tho, Went right off the screen...

    • @wast202
      @wast202 4 года назад +11

      Dante Villarreal lmao

  • @maddoxg9942
    @maddoxg9942 4 года назад +4548

    no wonder teachers don’t let us lay down in science

    • @12x2is24
      @12x2is24 4 года назад +12

      Maddox G 69 likes so sry

    • @kaye3317
      @kaye3317 4 года назад +13

      Math

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 4 года назад +20

      Someone's going to miss the joke

    • @derpylimeaj6350
      @derpylimeaj6350 4 года назад +18

      What
      I don’t get it
      Can someone explain it to me
      Aaaaaaaaaa
      For real please

    • @515Matteo
      @515Matteo 4 года назад +43

      @@derpylimeaj6350 it's ironic because in the video it says laying down speeds up time very slightly.
      But it doesn't have a big implication on time.

  • @Praestantia
    @Praestantia 4 года назад +2435

    Me: *gets 10% in a test*
    Vsauce: You decimated that test
    Me: Yeah, well, that test decimated my grades

  • @patrinav1565
    @patrinav1565 9 месяцев назад +105

    Who’s watching this is 2024??

  • @intaze
    @intaze 4 года назад +18353

    im actually glad his background is black because it’s so easy on my eyes when it’s dark in my room

  • @fatscarce3967
    @fatscarce3967 8 лет назад +1790

    Is it bad that that I just assumed he meant suicide

  • @ashash_756
    @ashash_756 3 года назад +1417

    RUclips algorithm thought that 2021 was the year to show me this masterpiece.

  • @inselenugorbisilism461
    @inselenugorbisilism461 5 месяцев назад +25

    vsauces videos are so ahead of their time you can never guess what year they were made in

  • @nanamirai14
    @nanamirai14 4 года назад +2709

    i swear this is literally one of my random thoughts while taking a shower

  • @BOOtyFiddler445
    @BOOtyFiddler445 3 года назад +3327

    "If you lay down you'll make the day shorter"
    Me in school: lemme just lay down

  • @MiloMcCarthyMusic
    @MiloMcCarthyMusic 4 года назад +2931

    But to answer this question, we first have to ask: “What Is A Jump?”

    • @GanzyChannel
      @GanzyChannel 4 года назад +204

      But before we answer that question,
      What is a question?

    • @xavierrayashton
      @xavierrayashton 4 года назад +98

      @@GanzyChannel before you answer that question, why am I commenting?

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 4 года назад +62

      There isn't a reason for anything, is there...

    • @MrApplePieDude
      @MrApplePieDude 4 года назад +29

      @@hitkid2456 o_o ....has existential crisis.

    • @artipriya9403
      @artipriya9403 4 года назад +33

      A jump is a number divided by a google plex that is called the yeet effect after the yeet effect we get sent to something called a lol paradox

  • @seasngtings
    @seasngtings 4 месяца назад +54

    im glad yourube recommended this 11 years later 👍🏼

  • @SorryGamingYt
    @SorryGamingYt 8 лет назад +2028

    goes to school, asks classmates to lay down on floor xD

    • @backinlol8952
      @backinlol8952 8 лет назад +9

      Sorry ikr I Thought of doing it😂

    • @TanningCat
      @TanningCat 8 лет назад

      Sorry ikr 😂😂😂 I did it lol

    • @ianrswilliams
      @ianrswilliams 8 лет назад

      Sorry I was just thinking about that.

    • @skymations3417
      @skymations3417 8 лет назад +13

      sorry why the hell all this subcomments start with "sorry"

    • @SorryGamingYt
      @SorryGamingYt 8 лет назад +15

      they clicked the reply button lol

  • @shemfps
    @shemfps 7 лет назад +594

    Only RUclipsr That goes straight to the fucking point

  • @tomtom0954
    @tomtom0954 5 лет назад +3594

    *gets on ground*
    friend: what tf are u doing
    Me: speeding up time
    Friend: *gets on ground*
    Teacher: What are you boys doing
    Friend: We're speeding up time
    Teacher: *gets on ground*
    Principal: What are you 3 doing
    Teacher: we're speeding up time
    Principal: *gets on ground*

  • @Gingy69420
    @Gingy69420 5 месяцев назад +13

    2024 anyone?

  • @SJIPS
    @SJIPS 3 года назад +22460

    I love how he's explaining this like we're gonna do this.

    • @shiden1701
      @shiden1701 3 года назад +595

      we may

    • @MandyFilet
      @MandyFilet 3 года назад +885

      I would participate

    • @ddogonline8786
      @ddogonline8786 3 года назад +377

      Who said we aren't .-.

    • @loon3418
      @loon3418 3 года назад +164

      I mean like at least all the Karen's won't they will refuse

    • @alsozhou6050
      @alsozhou6050 3 года назад +21

      Fr

  • @thatanimedude9118
    @thatanimedude9118 4 года назад +11647

    People in wheelchairs: *”Am I a joke to you?”*

  • @irfanadib1470
    @irfanadib1470 5 лет назад +10673

    What if Earth jumped on humans ?

  • @_orient
    @_orient 4 месяца назад +10

    If everyone jumped. nothing would happen. but if caseoh jumped too. the force would make earth drift down. away from the sun

  • @8foamy423
    @8foamy423 3 года назад +6720

    this is like the real life equivalent to trying to flip the iceberg in club penguin

    • @krog8823
      @krog8823 3 года назад +126

      LMAO WHY THIS COMMENT UNDERRATED

    • @flag098
      @flag098 2 года назад +39

      OMG 💀

    • @M_4C4z
      @M_4C4z 2 года назад +63

      Wait what about disabled penguins or disabled people who can’t jump

    • @amoobloom5217
      @amoobloom5217 2 года назад +7

      yes

    • @mustakimmusa4763
      @mustakimmusa4763 2 года назад +8

      @@amoobloom5217 No no, he got a point

  • @kolts20_22
    @kolts20_22 3 года назад +3972

    Everyone: Jumps. Earth’s FPS: Adios

  • @gr1mmy954
    @gr1mmy954 3 года назад +2567

    Everyone: **Jumped on once**
    Earth: ow, i feel i have headache

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 года назад +9

      F

    • @topnotch2011
      @topnotch2011 3 года назад +36

      Oh wait, it was just a fly

    • @epicdud5905
      @epicdud5905 3 года назад +12

      Did you have a stroke

    • @doserastalmi
      @doserastalmi 3 года назад +17

      Earth will be like:-Oh no! Anyways

    • @fryhyh
      @fryhyh 3 года назад +6

      Forget every human, imagine every living thing (that can jump) jumps

  • @farisahmed386
    @farisahmed386 Месяц назад +5

    12 YEARS AGO

  • @Sassygamergal
    @Sassygamergal 8 лет назад +4656

    isis is not invited in the jump

    • @mayormaynot3513
      @mayormaynot3513 8 лет назад +68

      SassygAmergirl
      Jumping in the sand box would not emit the same amount of percussion as jumping on cement. Pave all of Iran first.

    • @marleybrennan5032
      @marleybrennan5032 8 лет назад +16

      I Thought THE SAME DAMN THING!

    • @cellurae
      @cellurae 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @cellurae
      @cellurae 8 лет назад +1

      lol

    • @anthonyross4970
      @anthonyross4970 8 лет назад +1

      +Sassygamergal haha

  • @ihatemyoriginalusername5920
    @ihatemyoriginalusername5920 7 лет назад +6244

    I feel like vsauce was probably smarter than his teachers

    • @ihatemyoriginalusername5920
      @ihatemyoriginalusername5920 7 лет назад +267

      oh
      my
      GOD
      *MY LIFE INTENSIEFIES*
      *0*
      /|\
      / \

    • @arnavagrawal_
      @arnavagrawal_ 7 лет назад +211

      Vsauce is the channel,not the person

    • @lautaroguerrero842
      @lautaroguerrero842 7 лет назад +123

      So, the channel is more smart itself?

    • @apun9307
      @apun9307 7 лет назад +376

      Midgetmoo
      *Teacher:* 4+4=8
      *Vsauce music starts playing.
      _20 minutes later_
      *Vsauce:* And that's how the universe was created.

    • @Dark___Lynx4TM
      @Dark___Lynx4TM 7 лет назад +31

      A Pun seems about right. lmao. but I love his videos so much.

  • @mayahw4948
    @mayahw4948 7 лет назад +1104

    "Alright, one more video and then I'll finish my studying" - me five hours ago

    • @lightningstorm2249
      @lightningstorm2249 7 лет назад +1

      Mayah W XD

    • @elifults2642
      @elifults2642 7 лет назад +26

      Mayah W Did you decimate that test?

    • @myexperience9177
      @myexperience9177 7 лет назад +3

      Mayah W Five more hours we just getting started *Chris brown voice*

    • @leannawalters8836
      @leannawalters8836 7 лет назад +5

      I have a REALLY hard math test tomorrow so... fun 🙄

    • @ArushaEpicness13Aj
      @ArushaEpicness13Aj 7 лет назад +1

      Leanna Walters DRINK WATER
      WATER, ITS IMPORTANT TO STAY HYDRATED

  • @Connordadrummer
    @Connordadrummer 5 месяцев назад +5

    Who is still here in 2024

  • @heat4life869
    @heat4life869 7 лет назад +468

    what if Everyone watched a Vsause Video at the same time?

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 7 лет назад +9

      You suggest the entire world DDoS RUclips?

    • @Latzz
      @Latzz 7 лет назад +17

      RaZen mazen no he will earn a lifetime ammount of money

    • @timetraveler90
      @timetraveler90 7 лет назад +11

      He'll be swimming in cash.

    • @dotomeister4790
      @dotomeister4790 7 лет назад +5

      Heat4Life 1 million viewers=$10k

    • @dotomeister4790
      @dotomeister4790 7 лет назад +4

      Heat4Life So he will earn $750 million, I guess?

  • @memes1645
    @memes1645 3 года назад +12527

    V sauce: "what if everyone jumped at the same time?"
    Me: *starts jumping*

    • @martinlopez2816
      @martinlopez2816 3 года назад +157

      Me and my friends started to jump too, lol

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 3 года назад +75

      **joins**

    • @ili6894
      @ili6894 3 года назад +45

      Starts to jump to*

    • @zephyrgomez3934
      @zephyrgomez3934 3 года назад +39

      I have joined the server
      *jumps*

    • @mauricebarry8858
      @mauricebarry8858 3 года назад +40

      *proceed to jump with poop still in butt while on toilet*

  • @bruhmomentum6315
    @bruhmomentum6315 2 года назад +10512

    michael is like googling really interesting questions when you’re bored

    • @koalasarecool7823
      @koalasarecool7823 2 года назад +95

      he makes the answers to the questions himself

    • @pro_rookie_gamedev
      @pro_rookie_gamedev 2 года назад +6

      @Bruh Momentum
      Epic name!

    • @dad49998
      @dad49998 2 года назад +19

      Yes, but the answers are far more accurate.

    • @WreeperXD
      @WreeperXD 2 года назад +7

      and he answers them..

    • @asideofaioli4630
      @asideofaioli4630 Год назад +4

      "Google, why would do I always have the urge to trip children?"

  • @llKAR1Mll
    @llKAR1Mll 6 месяцев назад +23

    I like how Vsauce has his own OST like L's OST from DeathNote

  • @taylor8808
    @taylor8808 4 года назад +6171

    VSauce: What If Everyone JUMPED At Once?
    person in a wheelchair: 👁️👄👁️

  • @apexcantsnipe4526
    @apexcantsnipe4526 4 года назад +5348

    I’ll be that guy who jumps unsynchronized

    • @dz2019
      @dz2019 4 года назад +209

      Theirs always that one guy who does

    • @redace538
      @redace538 4 года назад +34

      @@dz2019 yeah lol

    • @lonesome3958
      @lonesome3958 4 года назад +17

      Me toooooooo

    • @thor6264
      @thor6264 4 года назад +25

      BearwScarf stop being a meany

    • @thor6264
      @thor6264 4 года назад +14

      BearwScarf you do have a valid point

  • @dutchvanderlinde4965
    @dutchvanderlinde4965 4 года назад +2771

    Who else wishes Michael was their teacher.. :(

  • @spotidk
    @spotidk 11 месяцев назад +4

    It’s not possible cause there are fat people

    • @N3x710
      @N3x710 11 месяцев назад +4

      True true

  • @mellow6539
    @mellow6539 3 года назад +2465

    “what if everyone on Earth jumped at the same time?”
    Disabled People: “Keep your dreams as dreams”

    • @kailey1114
      @kailey1114 3 года назад +21

      that’s not funny

    • @wando3776
      @wando3776 3 года назад +167

      @@kailey1114 It is

    • @rud__eyy
      @rud__eyy 3 года назад +117

      @@kailey1114 It is (2)

    • @C_HSe
      @C_HSe 3 года назад +32

      Maybe it is and it's not at the same time?

    • @kyouka3527
      @kyouka3527 3 года назад +49

      @@kailey1114 cmon that's hillarious

  • @ovodagema4485
    @ovodagema4485 4 года назад +666

    how much is 1+1? well, to answer this, let's talk about Quantum physics.

    • @coyraig8332
      @coyraig8332 4 года назад +29

      Matter is a form of energy. Energy has no mass so really, one finger plus one other finger makes zero fingers.

    • @costamicaco
      @costamicaco 4 года назад +36

      To answer this question, we first need to know what is plus. Plus is an arithmetic symbol used to add things..or is it?
      What if we plussed two plusses? Then we would get -> (+) + (+) -> 3 pluses. But whats 3? Yeah, 3 is a number used for measuring the quantity or repetivity of something same as the number 1. And if we get 3 after plussing, then 1 + 1 = 3
      Problem solved :)

    • @gr2xx
      @gr2xx 4 года назад +7

      Before you are able to answer that, you have to ask yourself, “what exactly are numbers?”

    • @Sl-by1ss
      @Sl-by1ss 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @HydnJspr
      @HydnJspr 4 года назад +5

      Before this we need to figure out where 'maths' originated from

  • @EternalInteractive
    @EternalInteractive 11 месяцев назад +44

    11 years and this video is still fire

  • @darthgengar2047
    @darthgengar2047 3 года назад +3622

    “We could all fit in Los Angeles!”
    *COVID-19 intensifies*

    • @gracecherry8811
      @gracecherry8811 3 года назад +28

      This was in your recommendations too huh?

    • @leithal5096
      @leithal5096 3 года назад +32

      tf is covid 19

    • @philosophersfountain
      @philosophersfountain 3 года назад +55

      @@leithal5096 yeah man, idk whats this "covid" thing is like wtf

    • @ihavenoidea762
      @ihavenoidea762 3 года назад +8

      @@philosophersfountain ik

    • @65kay
      @65kay 3 года назад +7

      @@leithal5096 ...........

  • @houssemhammami7816
    @houssemhammami7816 9 лет назад +2586

    thanks a lot japan , that's why i can't have enough sleep

    • @nu4473
      @nu4473 9 лет назад +4

      😂

    • @strengthman600
      @strengthman600 9 лет назад +104

      It's not Japan's fault, I spend all night sleeping on the floor to speed up the night >:)

    • @houssemhammami7816
      @houssemhammami7816 9 лет назад +36

      guys i'm just joking

    • @patfts2518
      @patfts2518 9 лет назад +23

      Houssem Hammami hahaha your profile pick is so fiting

    • @mr.badguy4632
      @mr.badguy4632 9 лет назад +3

      Haha

  • @SirBoberus
    @SirBoberus 6 лет назад +2308

    Wouldn't several hundred of us die midair as we jumped?

  • @eowynmcleod517
    @eowynmcleod517 11 месяцев назад +50

    3:46 HOW TF DID WE CALCULATE EARTHS WEIGHT? 💀

    • @Ninjaspazboy
      @Ninjaspazboy 11 месяцев назад +30

      we put it on a scale duhhh 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @eowynmcleod517
      @eowynmcleod517 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@Ninjaspazboy "GASP" TRUEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @thiccnicc3657
      @thiccnicc3657 11 месяцев назад +7

      I’m not smart in this subject at all, but after looking it up, here’s the actual apparent answer:
      TL;DR: Some complicated space math lets us solve for the mass, and therefore weight, of the earth.
      Long Answer:
      F = G x ((M1 x M2)/R^2)
      The gravitational force between two objects equals the gravitational constant times the mass of object one times the mass of object two divided by the distance between them squared.
      Basically, we already know the gravitational constant because of other experiments.
      If we launch an object into space in which we roughly know the object’s mass, distance away from the earth, and gravitational pull towards the earth, the equation only has one variable we don’t know, which is the mass of the earth.
      Doing some math, we can figure out the MASS of the earth that way. The WEIGHT of the earth depends on whatever you’re weighing it against, but if we know the mass, we know the weight.
      Again, I don’t really know a whole lot about the topic, so I might be wrong. This is just what I got from looking it up.

    • @coomer373
      @coomer373 11 месяцев назад

      how are you that stupid

    • @studentaccount1112
      @studentaccount1112 9 месяцев назад

      You are Right I read this in my physics textbook and you know the Gravitational Constant was first measured by Henry Cavendish and therefore there is a saying "Cavendish weigh​ the Earth" @@thiccnicc3657

  • @dalek9554
    @dalek9554 5 лет назад +352

    Lying on the floor at the maths class to make it go faster

  • @seifhammuri1918
    @seifhammuri1918 3 года назад +4622

    “Getting yourself closer to the middle of the earth will speed up the day”
    People in 2020: crouching intensifies

    • @cheemsora2059
      @cheemsora2059 3 года назад +58

      Its 2021..

    • @cian.o
      @cian.o 3 года назад +358

      @@cheemsora2059 He was writing in 2020 but by the time he finished writing it was 2021.

    • @nathan--lmao1317
      @nathan--lmao1317 3 года назад +52

      @@cian.o I’m dyyiinngggg 💀😂

    • @cheemsora2059
      @cheemsora2059 3 года назад +26

      @@cian.o LMFAOO

    • @mistysmilkybucket4526
      @mistysmilkybucket4526 3 года назад +57

      no he’s saying that in 2020 it was so bad he wanted to speed it up-

  • @komorebi727
    @komorebi727 6 лет назад +2374

    What if everyone said "Hey Vsauce, Micheal here" at the same time?

    • @yeeterita
      @yeeterita 6 лет назад +155

      Everyone's ears would bleed then.

    • @nasbuscus
      @nasbuscus 6 лет назад +141

      Earth would explode

    • @Clarity_Control
      @Clarity_Control 6 лет назад +220

      God will appear and invent Earth The Sequel

    • @Little_Miss_Carrex
      @Little_Miss_Carrex 6 лет назад +44

      Unhappy Sponge
      Time and space would collapse on itself and everyone would die

    • @Ducktle
      @Ducktle 6 лет назад +58

      Despacito

  • @crusticole536
    @crusticole536 4 года назад +4957

    “What if everyone jumped at the same location?”
    Covid-19 liked this message

    • @crusticole536
      @crusticole536 4 года назад +76

      R/woosh

    • @maggie2329
      @maggie2329 4 года назад +35

      RYAN VOON WU XIAN Moe r/wooooosh

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale 4 года назад +18

      ColePlays r/ihavereddit

    • @sirpale
      @sirpale 4 года назад +13

      hazel icedawn r/ihavereddit

    • @arie7120
      @arie7120 4 года назад +25

      Unintelligent r/ihavereddittoo

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +4839

    Literally everyone: *Jumps at once*
    The earth: Imma pretend like I didn't feel that.

  • @sans39102
    @sans39102 5 месяцев назад +14

    Just ask Caseoh to do it

    • @henhog2
      @henhog2 Месяц назад +1

      that wouldn't do anything, caseoh is one person

    • @Classicity
      @Classicity Месяц назад +1

      @@henhog2 missed the joke

  • @emilyeverett7101
    @emilyeverett7101 9 лет назад +1327

    At 4 minutes I freaked cuz I actually chose that card

    • @toxichazard5015
      @toxichazard5015 9 лет назад +9

      Emily Everett I did the same D:

    • @amaterasunpro7423
      @amaterasunpro7423 9 лет назад +1

      Emily Everett your mind has been blown, prepare to have the party cannons

    • @MNNski
      @MNNski 9 лет назад +13

      Emily Everett I did too, but now think about this. Did you read his past mind, or did he read your future mind? In truth neither. Subconsciously you probably picked 6 because as humans the center of things seem most appealing. In a group of 10, 5 and 6 would be nearest to the center, so with that in mind, I'm sure just as many people picked 5 and got it wrong as those of us who picked 6 and got it right. If you don't believe my thought about humans gravitating towards the center of things, which stall do you usually go to first in a public restroom with 3 stalls? Where do you make your first cut on a pizza? Why is someone flipping the middle finger more noticeable? Well, I believe we notice centers/middles more.

    • @toxichazard5015
      @toxichazard5015 9 лет назад +9

      Ikemi Zyn How can you not cut the middle of a pizza when it is a circle? Anywhere you cut it will be gravitating toward the center. The middle finger is more noticeable as many find it offensive due to Roman origin, and me personally in a restroom, I prefer having a maximum of 1 person next to me, as I find it more private that way. Therefore I would go right or left.

    • @MNNski
      @MNNski 9 лет назад +2

      Lewis Broadhurst My pizza reference is to the first cut. Most will make the first cut by dividing it in half. You can cut it in squares or 3rds and not do this. Most people will make the first cut directly in half or close as possible. If you are cutting them into squares, it's the same in most cases. Why did the Romans seclude the middle finger in the first place? As far as restrooms, I said a good share of people. As a bigger example, we can take a look at a painting. If your eye trails are mapped you will begin at the center or near center of an object on the paper, then gravitate around. In cases like this we are talking about objects. It would be different with things such at words since we learn from an early age to read left to right, or right to left (in cases of some languages). Now remember that I said that this is not such in all cases, but quite a few to be noticed. My point in the end is that we humans have an easier time going the middle ground then choosing an extreme.

  • @christabelengel5527
    @christabelengel5527 4 года назад +1326

    "Pick a card"
    Me: um.... 6 of spades?
    "Let's say you pick this one"
    *picks 6 of spades*

  • @BraunesToast
    @BraunesToast 8 лет назад +1905

    what if everyone would go to the toilet and flushes at the exact same time?

    • @BraunesToast
      @BraunesToast 8 лет назад +42

      ***** BITCH U GUESSED IT! WOO
      u was right...

    • @ledues3336
      @ledues3336 8 лет назад +106

      BraunesToast this reminds me of Ned's declassified school survival guide lol

    • @patricksafarov6593
      @patricksafarov6593 8 лет назад +74

      "Flushed Away" 2006

    • @GeetyAkbari
      @GeetyAkbari 8 лет назад +15

      +Patrick Safarov good movie

    • @BraunesToast
      @BraunesToast 8 лет назад +3

      Green Angel who knows? ^^

  • @Sneakilythehippo
    @Sneakilythehippo 6 месяцев назад +3

    Average travis scott concert

  • @xxblack_knightxx
    @xxblack_knightxx 4 года назад +1861

    Michael : *what if we all jump at once*
    kid named once :

    • @crizz222
      @crizz222 4 года назад +144

      kid named at once:

    • @namek2019
      @namek2019 4 года назад +36

      @@crizz222 Ah hell nooooooa

    • @kusorare1772
      @kusorare1772 4 года назад +8

      😂😂

    • @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX
      @XXxFortniteDaBestxXX 4 года назад +12

      once is not a real name dude

    • @ammarhussein4171
      @ammarhussein4171 4 года назад +135

      XXxFortniteDaBest69xXX thank you for this very valuable information i appreciate it a lot.

  • @laiii3868
    @laiii3868 3 года назад +2157

    "what if every single person ON EARTh jumped at the same time"
    That one guy on the moon**
    👁️💧👄💧👁️

  • @tomp2008
    @tomp2008 8 лет назад +2804

    What if everyone on earth farted at once?

    • @superirongolem2259
      @superirongolem2259 8 лет назад +157

      everybody will die..........Idk

    • @get_rekt7
      @get_rekt7 8 лет назад +27

      +Tom P. www.docsity.com/en/answers/physics/what-would-happen-if-everyone-in-the-world-farted-at-once/212680/

    • @squidward8807
      @squidward8807 8 лет назад +163

      +Tom P. we could capture it and release it on isis

    • @michaellin4553
      @michaellin4553 8 лет назад +121

      Global warming will turn into global cooking.

    • @accordingtoallknownlawsofa9617
      @accordingtoallknownlawsofa9617 8 лет назад +30

      We would all die from toxic fumes

  • @blu3collar949
    @blu3collar949 9 месяцев назад +4

    If Lizzo Jumped all by herself she would cause a 8.0 Earthquake.

  • @DeadChannel420
    @DeadChannel420 4 года назад +590

    If everyone jumped at once, there is a 5% chance of a man that gonna fall into the river in a random city

    • @rijapradhan
      @rijapradhan 4 года назад +43

      HEY!

    • @elekttt
      @elekttt 4 года назад

      Bruuuh

    • @ItsRubyGD
      @ItsRubyGD 4 года назад

      He might not exist otherwise

    • @mantasn7018
      @mantasn7018 4 года назад +1

      I think lego city would sound cooler

    • @mantasn7018
      @mantasn7018 4 года назад +1

      And more realistic

  • @ashleyminter
    @ashleyminter 4 года назад +2765

    “7 years ago”
    Me: Wow so long ago
    Me **checks description**
    Description: 2012
    Me: oh god i’m old
    edit: i’m not 9 i’m 16
    edit:2 this comment section is really toxic

    • @archktik
      @archktik 4 года назад +110

      "Back in my age"

    • @ramitkumar2918
      @ramitkumar2918 4 года назад +78

      @@archktik years before 2014 and after 2009 were just the fuckin DAYS....

    • @Iucient
      @Iucient 4 года назад +43

      Plot twist he/she’s 7 years old

    • @hendude127
      @hendude127 4 года назад +19

      ramit kumar 2010-2012 were the golden days for me.

    • @Top_Hat_Man
      @Top_Hat_Man 4 года назад +41

      2005-2013 Are The Golden Days Of RUclips.
      2014-2017 Are The Silver Days Of RUclips.
      2018-2023 Are The Bronze Days Of RUclips.

  • @aurorthia8199
    @aurorthia8199 5 лет назад +1085

    Mom: *Get ReAdy FOR school*
    Me: *spins*
    Mom: *TImE FOR sLEEp*

  • @gabrielhdjjw936
    @gabrielhdjjw936 10 месяцев назад +70

    4:00 Is scary how he actually picked the card that I chose

  • @potatoslayer69420
    @potatoslayer69420 2 года назад +1901

    I just like how 2009 every vsauce video feels

    • @arkos4366
      @arkos4366 Год назад +69

      this video is from 2012 lol

    • @MikeZeOfficialM8
      @MikeZeOfficialM8 Год назад +7

      @@arkos4366 I was about to say that.

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 Год назад +111

      @@arkos4366 it doesnt matter, he said every vsauce video feels 2009, which includes videos not uploaded in 2009

    • @damiannguyen9868
      @damiannguyen9868 Год назад +50

      ​​@@cameron8529 or does it?
      *vsauce music plays*

    • @cameron8529
      @cameron8529 Год назад +14

      @@damiannguyen9868 id love to see vsauce make a video about this topic

  • @shadow_1216
    @shadow_1216 8 лет назад +300

    Hello people I will never meet in my life!

  • @jango4289
    @jango4289 3 года назад +266

    Me: *fails math test*
    Mom: how was your math test?
    Me: I decimated it.

    • @zqmasu
      @zqmasu 3 года назад +1

      Good one xD

    • @jpuff310
      @jpuff310 3 года назад

      I like how you two have Itachi and Kakashi icons

    • @videl_
      @videl_ 3 года назад +1

      I like how these comments are commenting 2 months later 💀

    • @insertusername257
      @insertusername257 3 года назад

      I like how these comments are all true

    • @amethystguy65
      @amethystguy65 3 года назад

      I like how these

  • @javieraossandon2713
    @javieraossandon2713 26 дней назад +3

    12 years ago omg

  • @hlrnat8426
    @hlrnat8426 7 лет назад +854

    I wonder how many people out of 7 bil would spraine their ankles while jumping

  • @JayActivist1
    @JayActivist1 7 лет назад +8948

    Everybody cant jump

    • @WZRD9583
      @WZRD9583 7 лет назад +263

      tru

    • @theguy_222
      @theguy_222 7 лет назад +415

      Omg, you're right. 😲

    • @memecunt187
      @memecunt187 7 лет назад +463

      Dee Streb i can nigga

    • @Greendude0101
      @Greendude0101 7 лет назад +246

      Oh wow I didn't think of that

    • @TommyW_61
      @TommyW_61 7 лет назад +58

      Dee Streb i'll jump better than you 💩🐵. plus your thinking of reach

  • @kasper369
    @kasper369 3 года назад +1194

    I never know that I was DECIMATING my exams my whole life

  • @tayobabs8
    @tayobabs8 4 месяца назад +5

    Here from MKBHD's recommendation 👇

  • @maunilparikh9017
    @maunilparikh9017 4 года назад +1397

    RUclips: What if everyone got this recommended at once?

  • @melodyparker3485
    @melodyparker3485 4 года назад +4222

    Who else is binging Vsauce during Quarantine?

    • @sircakey-5902
      @sircakey-5902 4 года назад +76

      can i just say, i thought for a good second that you mean bing. I was about to comment "who the fuck uses bing"

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 4 года назад +19

      SirCakey - me too i thought this was the bing version of the verb to google

    • @certifiedl6ner
      @certifiedl6ner 4 года назад +5

      What means bing

    • @Definetelyvurse
      @Definetelyvurse 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @melodyparker3485
      @melodyparker3485 4 года назад +7

      I meant binge!

  • @nuhmanaljafri4093
    @nuhmanaljafri4093 3 года назад +1046

    Hey everyone, I totally decimated my History exam today! Yeah yeah, no need to congratulate me.

  • @WilcoVanDerHave
    @WilcoVanDerHave 4 месяца назад +5

    Next question, if we all lie down on the ground, earth is gonna spin like crazy

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 года назад +1870

    Vsauce: talks about having 100k views
    Also Vsauce: *has 34 million views*

  • @Vongaming12
    @Vongaming12 7 лет назад +2635

    What if everybody deletes there RUclips channel all at once

  • @bricky6602
    @bricky6602 3 года назад +1099

    0:34 that’s why when everyone sleeps it feels like a minute

    • @nenjidesu
      @nenjidesu 3 года назад +11

      xD

    • @kneeknee23
      @kneeknee23 3 года назад +9

      wowowowoowo

    • @BraindeadSinceYear
      @BraindeadSinceYear 3 года назад +13

      underrated lmao XD

    • @th3voyag3r33
      @th3voyag3r33 3 года назад +97

      All players must sleep in a bed at the same time to skip night

    • @ultim8_892
      @ultim8_892 3 года назад +46

      @@th3voyag3r33 there are monsters nearby

  • @markandmarvi2.06
    @markandmarvi2.06 7 месяцев назад +4

    Paralysed person: 😐

  • @kirbyhasagun9261
    @kirbyhasagun9261 3 года назад +1606

    “Pick a card”
    Me: ok how about 6
    “Let’s say you chose this one” *pulls out the six*
    Me:👁👄👁

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 3 года назад +48

      Why did u have to spoil that

    • @drunkodoggo
      @drunkodoggo 3 года назад +14

      bRo same it freaked me out

    • @ethancortes9576
      @ethancortes9576 3 года назад +11

      Same, but I wasn't as surprised cuz at this point I thought he prolly knew what I would pick 👁👄👁

    • @cookie9971
      @cookie9971 3 года назад +13

      @@jokutyyppi4226 Lol you shouldn’t be in the comments if you didn’t watch the vid first

    • @jokutyyppi4226
      @jokutyyppi4226 3 года назад +7

      @@cookie9971 i know but i always go to the comments

  • @whatever
    @whatever 10 лет назад +7588

    It's kind of cool how you synergistically end up educating us on much more concepts than originally intended. Wish teachers could be more like this in school!

    • @1maxc0
      @1maxc0 5 лет назад +18

      No reply’s and 3.4k likes

    • @mirela1894
      @mirela1894 4 года назад +8

      A RUclipsr worh 3 million subs :0

    • @pjbj12
      @pjbj12 4 года назад +3

      3.5 k

    • @apaksl
      @apaksl 3 года назад +1

      Ye

    • @gwrydd
      @gwrydd 3 года назад +1

      @@1maxc0 the verified tick will do that

  • @dreamcastleproductions9036
    @dreamcastleproductions9036 6 лет назад +1640

    That’s .0000018 seconds of sleep I could of had

    • @j3r
      @j3r 6 лет назад +56

      microseconds*

    • @rufflesmayo7226
      @rufflesmayo7226 6 лет назад +10

      Jeremy nanoseconds

    • @dolfoff
      @dolfoff 6 лет назад +33

      DreamCastleProductions-
      could **have** had

    • @adilenecoria8115
      @adilenecoria8115 6 лет назад +1

      DreamCastleProductions lol

    • @dexterdiamond57
      @dexterdiamond57 6 лет назад

      DreamCastleProductions, first I didn't understand and then 🤣🤣🤣

  • @PranavA-um2il
    @PranavA-um2il 4 месяца назад +2

    Breaking news: Everyone should jump
    People in hospitals:

  • @owenhathaway_9282
    @owenhathaway_9282 4 года назад +1585

    see y’all when youtube puts this in our recommended in 7 years

    • @1sonic687
      @1sonic687 4 года назад +26

      Have a great life, bud. See you in 7 years.

    • @owenhathaway_9282
      @owenhathaway_9282 4 года назад +27

      Mr. Wolff i’m gonna come back on this day every year and reply to your comment

    • @1sonic687
      @1sonic687 4 года назад +14

      @@owenhathaway_9282 lol I'll be here dawg haha ;)

    • @jazz.r26
      @jazz.r26 4 года назад

      Hecc yeah

    • @aidandoesgacha2057
      @aidandoesgacha2057 4 года назад

      Already did, buster

  • @samuraicheems9504
    @samuraicheems9504 4 года назад +1291

    Vsauce: What if everyone on earth jumped at once?
    Parazlyed people, Babies, people recovering in the hospital beds, people with broken legs, Lazy as* people: Bruh

    • @TheFerretofEarth
      @TheFerretofEarth 3 года назад +47

      What if everyone fell from space?

    • @mohdzafar6956
      @mohdzafar6956 3 года назад +11

      People in wheelchair

    • @splva1362
      @splva1362 3 года назад +48

      Paralyzed babies recovering in a hospital bed with broken legs
      Sorry

    • @javierolmedo2225
      @javierolmedo2225 3 года назад +4

      @@mohdzafar6956 that’s basically broken legs

    • @hassaniq0777
      @hassaniq0777 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @leokimvideo
    @leokimvideo 6 лет назад +3418

    The scary one is if everyone clapped at once. They say the world would end within a few hours after the event.

    • @alikaragul5519
      @alikaragul5519 6 лет назад +230

      leokimvideo why’s that?

    • @meghan143x
      @meghan143x 6 лет назад +64

      Wow what are you doing here? I love your videos. Keep it up, kill all those deadly spiders!

    • @kf-bv6un
      @kf-bv6un 6 лет назад +28

      leokimvideo why?

    • @tarameame9581
      @tarameame9581 6 лет назад +327

      ok let's plan it: 1st of october, 2018, 3pm PST.

    • @dubalakalalalala
      @dubalakalalalala 6 лет назад +10

      Tara Meme 🤠

  • @M1sty3d1tz
    @M1sty3d1tz 7 месяцев назад +2

    The wheelchair kid: 👁️👄👁️

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +1772

    "What if everyone jumped at once?"
    *Cries in disabled*
    Btw people got it wrong. I'm not disabled (at least not physically), I'm speaking on behalf of the disabled people.