Asuka and Shinji Go to the Movies

Hope they have fun seeing the five nights at freddy's fnaf awesome sauce film!!!
this was supposed to come out before the fnaf movie lmao...

[@curryinahurry1746]

"It's so cool that you have a job and that women can do that now" shinji what 💀

[@Icecalller]

based

[@tetete8293]

shinji just came back from the 60's

[@DggamerK]

Didnt know shinji was old like that😭😭😭

[@Termina2018]

@@DggamerKHe was a different era 🤣

[@SLAVKINGRED]

the good old days

[@dwarrow25]

"Life hack: don't be a bitch" is the best advice I've received all year.

[@MichaelAlexKawa]

This is like the best and most pathetic version of Shinji....perfect.

[@kalalastradioto5096]

WHY IS NOBODY MENTIONING ASUKA'S "i went to college." AND THEN JUST. SKATING OVER IT

[@Termina2018]

Plankton vibes 💀

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

@@Termina2018 FR

[@AlvinFlang69420]

It’s my favorite part too

[@sophiathewitch7927]

Watching these videos as someone whos never seen evangelion makes it better

[@aydencole7153]

“I’m a gummy bear”

[@novemberdawn8145]

would you like a twizzler?

[@justgarfield9721]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@Termina2018]

Would you like a rizzler?

[@awlomthesheepermen]

This sounds like moral Orel

[@kiek3kfnfn]

“Would you like a twizzler?”
“Would you like a twizzler?”
“𝕎𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖 𝕒 𝕥𝕨𝕚𝕫𝕫𝕝𝕖𝕣?”

[@SirNippletonMcSugarteets]

*would you like a twizzler?
(She said it 4 times)

[@kellarj11]

"I think she said it's called the rizzler"

[@ThandaKurkura]

​@@kellarj11 "the drink, idiot"

[@sle3pyheadart]

"your dad made us" had me rolling

[@chessie2003]

kind of a double entendre when you think about it

[@HafJaf]

@@chessie2003Shinji’s dad made Asuka?

[@seefar1]

@@HafJafight so rei yeah? she was supposed to be yui (shinji's mum) reincarnated, but instead, it created an infant with similar yet different cells, hence her face and body look like yui but her hair and eye colors are rather unnatural

[@isaachiggs1925]

“I know”

[@marzzz1975]

@@HafJafyeah in the rebuilds Asuka is a clone

[@jacobdeftereos4347]

Really thought Asuka was about to throw Shinji under the bus when she handed him her phone

[@Termina2018]

Same 💀

[@greywalker505]

Well, God forbid that Shinji gets more attention than her for something, even getting in trouble for recording in a movie theater.

[@fonkyfesh-old]

The idea that Rei wears her eva suit in her day job and everyday life is pretty canon tbh

[@patonosequecosa]

Thats npt her job

[@Termina2018]

"Would you like a twizzler?"

[@DTGee64]

She's in her plugsuit because she doesn't work there.

[@waludalu5102]

i mean Ms. Look-alike did

[@MrRourk]

She went to Mexico and Brazil in that suit.

[@AquaMarina369]

This whole thing is incredible and really funny and surreal but I think my favorite thing is Rei just being behind the counter for no reason and not actually working there lol

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

“Would you like a twizzler?”

[@AquaMarina369]

@@peppermintpattycam5546 Would you like a twizzler?

[@Termina2018]

*Would you like a rizzler?*

[@Sanchees3]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

"Um, do you have any Lobster Bisc?"

[@TheDevinWilliamsChannel]

“I think it’s called a rizzler” got me 😂💀

[@BernardMarxs]

Wizzler*

[@Termina2018]

@@BernardMarxs*rizzler 💀

[@sunlight941]

"I can carbonate it, watch" 😭

[@WackMatters]

"allergic to the letter W" 😂

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

That’s why Shinji always takes the L

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Amd so he gets Water and tWizzlers

[@DggamerK]

Himself

[@Termina2018]

@@dr.bofthebananarepublic With a side of *Ratio*

[@MaxTheCat-eh5ts]

@@noahkarpinski1824I think they’re called rizzlers

[@Greetings-r6f]

This is Shinji’s canonical voice. Not the ADV or the Netflix or the japanese one. This.

[@kokroughtoss1257]

My word. Why does Shinji have so much anti-rizz in these skits? As if I didn't feel sorry for him already.🤣

[@minimalgrammar1276]

Mate it's Shinji. Have you watched the show XD

[@Termina2018]

He hasn't reached the Drip arc yet 💀

[@justgarfield9721]

Shinji just like me fr

[@axillaryclinical]

@@minimalgrammar1276 Yeah you get to watch a child have a mental break down

[@ItsMaraudintime98204]

He has to Initate Third Dripact

[@BagelMaster4107]

You know I thought that yknow just normal Asuka was the best thing ever and now Ive found... this demented version and it's somehow even better

[@dinodude7290]

don't make me throw up as*ka fan

[@homestuck_official]

Asuks is never "normal"

[@asahearts1]

The whole shinji/rei counter exchange is just top notch

[@kizoLuv]

"Your dad made us" LMAOOO

[@Terrible_Content]

Most unrealistic part

[@Termina2018]

"I know." 💀

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

@@Terrible_Content idk Gendo might want Shinji distracted. A short break from him whining about their family issues

[@patonosequecosa]

1:39 why is this so in character for Asuka 🤣🤣?

[@peachy7859]

the whole counter interaction. shinji saying breadmaker making me guffaw and then right into the maya winky vid i SCREAMED

[@peachy7859]

truly a masterpiece. i want u to travel around to do a standup comedy routine but the routine is just a screen playing ur vids

[@peachy7859]

CRAB RAGOO. RIZZLER. i love this

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

"crab ragoo" 😄

[@VagueLuminary]

"Life hack: Don't be a bitch 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻"

[@adriancastaneda1693]

This is a certified "Alright Fazgang" moment

[@yeahsamweller8671]

Your take on these characters is so hilarious it’s starting to replace how I think about them forever. To me, this is canon now. Thank you.

[@qwertydavid8070]

Asuka turning into a redditor was so unexpected but it fits so well

[@angryowo]

“Thanks for inviting me guys”
“”Your dad made us””
“i know 😢”
That was amazing all the way through but the ending was just perfect

[@iseetheendisnear2416]

“I-I-I’ll settle for a crab ragú~ 😖”
It’s been days and I can’t get this line out of my head

[@ItsMaraudintime98204]

Rebuild of Evangelion 4.44: You can (Not) Afford Popcorn and Candy

[@joeym7291]

0:49 literally the definition of “are you really asking me this right now”

[@EtBeTheGeekiestOfGeeks]

"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Insert Shinji Rambling]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Insert Shinji Rambling Again]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
[Shinji Rambling Again]
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"
"Would You Like A Twizzler?"

[@pimposki6232]

would you like a twizzler?

[@tinyninja7716]

Only reason he carbonated it was for that indirect auska kiss 😭

[@SarcasticWanderer]

I'm also allergic to the letter W, that's why all I take are L's

[@Termina2018]

With a side of Ratio

[@umu8912]

Asuka liking Foxy is in character.

[@notfunny3397]

When he said, thanks for inviting me, I was expecting something cruel but not something that would hurt ME personally

[@link1117]

Lol the return of 5 NIGHTS AT FREDDIE'S THREE and the SCRINGLEBOP!
You're so silly goofy

[@AbdiJay-k1l]

This is what got me into evangelion 💀

[@Joseph-pz5bo]

I don't feel safe whenever Shinji is near Asuka

[@matilodonorex8059]

​@@Joseph-pz5boNewgen

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

@@matilodonorex8059 huh ??

[@stinkyman2779]

i love that asuka is a reddit femcel

[@FunnyValentineRE4L]

the bit before the ending was funny af ngl

[@Goobzilla1954]

“I think it’s called a Rizzler”got me rolling on the ground

[@sandy_shark]

“Nobody knows who they are” 💀

[@LokalChemy]

"would you like a twizzler" had me rolling

[@mylovelessvalentine91]

Now I wanna see a whole series like this where shinji, rei, and asuka and everyone else just goes around doing the dumbest things imaginable. Seriously, after all of the serious topics Evangelion covers, i just wanna see them doing things like this (plus its just really funny lol)

[@terk383]

Five nights at Freddy’s 3

[@Tubeman66]

It's so cool that... you have a job and ( I don't work here ) and that women can do that now...

[@Termina2018]

*"Would you like a twizzler?"*

[@Termina2018]

*W O U L D*
*Y O U*
*L I K E*
*A*
*T W I Z Z L E R*

[@reiayanami_]

They never knew I was hiding in the back of the theater

[@LunaticManicMangosteen]

i forgot how emotionless and motionless rei is just repeating the same thing over and over again.

[@thetoastybutter890]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@bigboi9763]

chad shinji: aw jeez this is some poor reception from these ladies!!! ive gotta neon genesis get out of here evangelion!!
twizzler:

[@Termina2018]

*rizzler

[@BladeFlexSeal]

1:07 asuka be wildin

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

Rei’s voice is spot on

[@Raviolling]

Shinji is so cute when he says; "Rei I thought you were at the front desk!"

[@hovadude]

Would you like a twizzler?

[@Baldo.fla_Real]

Asuka is Five Nights at Freddy's? 🙀🙀🙀

[@Termina2018]

Five Nights at Freddy's *3* ☝️🤓

[@Baldo.fla_Real]

@@Termina2018 🙀

[@Uhh_I.forgor]

She's the Scringlebop

[@gesellchat]

Would you like a twizler?

[@CycleMantis]

Shinji get in the animatronic

[@NathanJackLouttit]

Would you like a twizzler

[@srlchamp]

"Your dad made us"

[@Termina2018]

"I know." 😔

[@DynestiGTI]

Your voices are better than the English dubs imo

[@stumpybumpo]

To be fair, she is very scrungly

[@AtlasGeneticist]

Gurlies a maya winky fan lesgooooo

[@DTGee64]

I would love to see Tiffany, Amanda and Spike voice these videos.

[@MrKane-lu8eg]

Wow this is so fun i wonder how much fun the actual anime would be! :D

[@Ajc-ni3xn]

i mean rei was made by gendo

[@plutoniumenjoyer]

"Would you like a twizzler?"

[@Madjest]

I just realized that "Fnaf 3" was a callback 💀

[@UltrafalconVX7]

Shinji=Anti rizz
Rei= Hyper autism
Asuka= Jerk galore

[@SuperSpaceGirlHDTV]

What if in a Christmas special Asuka, Shinji, and Rei were supposed to go to the North Pole, but their sleigh takes a wrong turn to fuji. So they have to cel Christmas in the southern hemisphere, dressed in tropical clothes.

[@Moraromo17]

I jus want yo make the hospitale scene please 🥺🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@penscrap]

Asuka should be careful with those Twizzlers, I heard they can poke your eye out

[@stlechamans]

Right, you could end up needing to go to the hospital

[@noone-pg4lr]

The hospital pretty sticky

[@Termina2018]

The spear or Longizzler 💀

[@sober_katz]

five nights at freddyyy's threeee

[@seacrystal6189]

The fact that I saw this almost immediately after writing a fic where Asuka and Shinji go on a bad date at a theater is hilarious to me

[@imac5834]

Evangelion truly has the best meme Fandom on the internet

[@dreamfletcher779]

*would you like a twizler. would you like a twizler. would you like a twizler. would you like a t*

[@KinginTurqoise]

Rei getting ready for the gaslighting olympics

[@controversialopinions3659]

Plot Twist: the Sprite ran out so Rei was behind the counter making Fanta "with" the staff.

[@infosys1165]

I am infertile from eating scented candle.

[@noahkarpinski1824]

Been there

[@Lovesick.Sagebrush]

true

[@RiverValleyMan]

The voices are amazing

[@zerohayabusa7315]

That thumbnail is brilliant!

[@AlvinFlang69420]

Five nights at Freddy’s 3

[@ezequiel6575]

Thanks for making this

[@henryemily7398]

Every time I see that you post, I know I'm in for some hilarity. This is NOT an exception XD

[@inferna7327]

five nights at freddy's three~

[@1TMG]

would u like a twizzler

[@LeBronyaJames]

Shinji is like that guy who says the funniest shit when they’re nervous😂

[@legendslayer4750]

Ngl, I laughed WAY too hard why Shinji said: "women can do that now?"

[@vtipoman]

I might be reading this wrong but it's pretty funny to imagine this is time traveling post Third Impact Rei filling in for normal Rei, hence the teleporting and missing explanations

[@Raviolling]

Rei feels intimate for shinji until he says something stupid and I think this is my headcanon for the crystalavengerVAverse, the crystalverse for nge

[@joshgray8377]

Wasn’t her becoming a worker at joint like one of endings from the extend universes

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

"i went to college" got me good

[@Termina2018]

Plankton alt 💀

[@SaberSaverYT]

Who knew png's on a jpeg background could be this funny

[@MrGiggleshot]

Would you like a twizzler

[@Adonnus100]

You know, Asuka kind of reminds me of Stormfront from the Boys. Just that similar vibe. Wonder why.

[@SlushiFoxEdits]

nice

[@Kosmicant]

I love Shinjis va

[@DggamerK]

This is awesome

[@subLIME34-q7l]

Shinji in fact took the twizzler