DISGUSTING HOMEMADE SMOOTHIE (WALMART DELIVERY TIME)

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  • @chestnut0811
    @chestnut0811 3 года назад +182

    this duo was clearly ahead of their time. RIP CowChop thanks for the memories

    • @JhormusPrime
      @JhormusPrime 3 года назад +1

      So tru 😭😢

    • @cookiemonster1787
      @cookiemonster1787 2 года назад +4

      At least we got some awesome stuff from them both groups & Solo stuff.

    • @MagicPork
      @MagicPork 2 года назад +4

      For sure. Was too fun. Glad I watched/followed before the beginning of it all😉

    • @t_41
      @t_41 Год назад +9

      rewatching n admiring how this shit is so far beyond any TV its like above eric andre level and all improv

  • @carlthellama4121
    @carlthellama4121 7 лет назад +744

    I feel like James is only ever happy when he either has Gogurt or is watching Aleks suffer

    • @TheCreedGames1
      @TheCreedGames1 6 лет назад +26

      And both at the same time apparently

    • @cherryblossom1460
      @cherryblossom1460 3 года назад +1

      Both, especially when it is in Alek's ear xD

    • @Party_in_a_small_box
      @Party_in_a_small_box Год назад

      I’m sure we was super happy watching Aleks go down with the ship that was called Cow chop..

  • @FluFFY13G
    @FluFFY13G 7 лет назад +415

    James is very metaphorical with his gifts what a beautiful mind he has

  • @MrVicePresident
    @MrVicePresident 7 лет назад +3414

    I died laughing when Aleks dropped the urn

    • @hatem3921
      @hatem3921 7 лет назад +6

      sick episode xD

    • @bell7843
      @bell7843 7 лет назад +6

      Mr. Vice President he is still triggered af dude

    • @rogerduval5146
      @rogerduval5146 7 лет назад

      Mr. Vice President I know haha

    • @TheDopeyElephant
      @TheDopeyElephant 7 лет назад +81

      Spoilers!
      Great, now I know what character dies, thanks a lot, jerk.

    • @jro8erts383
      @jro8erts383 7 лет назад +3

      How did you post this comment then if you died? Are you a ghost?

  • @xCuteDinoOfficial
    @xCuteDinoOfficial 7 лет назад +332

    I also love how James was like "we can't just cover up all our problems" and Aleks was like "why?" Lmao

    • @Jadedingle
      @Jadedingle 6 лет назад +4

      little beth i was expecting something along the lines of "People do it all the time with makeup" lol.

  • @venom7111
    @venom7111 7 лет назад +95

    didn't see the last second coming haha
    then the continuity issues in the post haha
    I don't know what's real anymore

  • @lukeflamand5511
    @lukeflamand5511 Год назад +12

    I hope the best for everyone, but I do also hope James and Aleks are still friends, and also hope they collab again. They both have brought me so many good times, seperately and together. Rip cowchop, you are dearly missed.

  • @userr9263
    @userr9263 7 лет назад +486

    Aleks is a true monster.

  • @bapholist4871
    @bapholist4871 7 лет назад +137

    0:44 That's actually good life advice, I'm gonna take that to heart from this point on. Thanks James.

  • @iluvtrevor1329
    @iluvtrevor1329 7 лет назад +1091

    as a scotsman I can confirm we don't infact juice potatoes, aleks.

  • @Madddross
    @Madddross 7 лет назад +1536

    You heard it here first.
    13:04 "I'm gonna wall bang his ass" -Aleks

    • @anthony15601
      @anthony15601 7 лет назад +40

      learn csgo

    • @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945
      @thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945 7 лет назад +2

      cs go is my jelly

    • @Madddross
      @Madddross 7 лет назад +2

      Ultraman Photon hm...oh is that an alpharad Mad dawg reference? I get asked about that a lot.

    • @evertime123
      @evertime123 7 лет назад

      Maddog
      WE FOUND HIM

    •  7 лет назад +8

      Maddog no we didn't. That's a very common term used in gaming.

  • @crzymonk5875
    @crzymonk5875 7 лет назад +1759

    Aleks got squirted in the ear by James...
    I see they finally read my FanFictions.

    • @justseizurealeks
      @justseizurealeks 7 лет назад +15

      Crzy Monk eyyyy
      Link?

    • @Madddross
      @Madddross 7 лет назад +25

      Be the hero we deserve.

    • @samuelleblanc537
      @samuelleblanc537 7 лет назад +6

      Crzy Monk dude that is fuck up

    • @alright7887
      @alright7887 7 лет назад +8

      I'll come back when this comment has 1k likes

    • @peenerguy
      @peenerguy 7 лет назад +5

      Samuel Leblanc "dude that is fuck up"

  • @newcowchopcouch6030
    @newcowchopcouch6030 7 лет назад +272

    Talk about major PTSD

  • @mets23569
    @mets23569 7 лет назад +301

    Brett is just like "look at my 2 autistic sons having fun so nice. Even though Ellen is going to get his ass pounded for changing my office."

    • @MrChristianAlbania
      @MrChristianAlbania 7 лет назад +16

      Ruuddeeyy He looked like he's having a bad day 😢

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 7 лет назад +1

      Ruuddeeyy Huh, is Jakob actually his son? I thought it was just Ellen (pre-escape from Los Angeles) and James, not Africomerica man.

    • @pandagosyndicate9120
      @pandagosyndicate9120 6 лет назад

      Ruuddeeyy the ghost inside?

  • @capitao6129
    @capitao6129 7 лет назад +563

    0:44 i died

  • @skylarquestionmark
    @skylarquestionmark 7 лет назад +287

    I was just watching the Mario Party 7 games, and I realized I have a very big bias towards Aleks, I always want him to win for some reason, I happen to be a bigger fan of James than everyone else but whenever they're doing some sort of competition I'm always rooting for Aleks

    • @sha9392
      @sha9392 7 лет назад +58

      Skylar I think it's because James wins a lot in games and he's cocky about it. So when aleks finally wins something it pretty cool. So I understand what you meam

    • @OldChildSupport
      @OldChildSupport 7 лет назад +29

      I'm the same for some reason. Always been a bigger fan of James but I die inside when Aleks loses

    • @kanelawrence11
      @kanelawrence11 7 лет назад +7

      Skylar same

    • @Jinks1995
      @Jinks1995 7 лет назад +21

      Skylar its because when James loses he has a great meltdown and flips shit and Aleks makes it worse with his snarky Ellen stingers.

    • @trod146
      @trod146 5 лет назад +2

      It's because you want to see your favorite person suffer or be upset. It's science. People always like it more when characters are made to suffer some form of negativity.

  • @AlaskaThundertuck
    @AlaskaThundertuck 7 лет назад +50

    I love how the seasons of this series are made by how crazy Aleks decides to be

  • @massivecockgaming
    @massivecockgaming 7 лет назад +74

    Brett entering the kitchen area while Aleks and James were playing with their roleplay phone guns looks like a dad just walked in on his two 10 year old boys playing "who can die the most" while mom's not home.
    Ah, nostalgia.

  • @moroccan-soldier.5331
    @moroccan-soldier.5331 7 лет назад +314

    This is the only channel where everyone is likeable lol

    • @joeman720
      @joeman720 5 лет назад +18

      This hasnt aged well

    • @vinylbuff1515
      @vinylbuff1515 5 лет назад +2

      joe man u talkin abt alec and garrett?

    • @musicmakespeace
      @musicmakespeace 3 года назад +2

      @@vinylbuff1515 alec is ok. but garrett is pure unlikable to me

    • @ravenkunoichi5826
      @ravenkunoichi5826 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@musicmakespeacedid he do smth?

  • @loxes2928
    @loxes2928 7 лет назад +1259

    That guy aleks looks like that guy from the revived channel immortalhd

    • @KKYY12
      @KKYY12 7 лет назад +1

      Razor-Ninja29 yea

    • @th3aw3som3panda6
      @th3aw3som3panda6 7 лет назад +47

      Koishi Komeiji that guy james look like the the guy from the dead channel novapipebomb

    • @Madddross
      @Madddross 7 лет назад +7

      Razor-Ninja29 I don't see it.

    • @sircartier4422
      @sircartier4422 7 лет назад +5

      With the gay intro?

    • @sircartier4422
      @sircartier4422 7 лет назад

      Th3Aw3som3Panda WWE pro

  • @hoonie3792
    @hoonie3792 Год назад +5

    I am once again missing these dorks in the year 2023 😢😣😞

  • @Madddross
    @Madddross 7 лет назад +540

    So is Aleksandr just not going to explain that wig? Lmao.

    • @ketomine.
      @ketomine. 7 лет назад +115

      Maddog it's Jacob

    • @Madddross
      @Madddross 7 лет назад +32

      Joshua Radjavitch I fucking knew it.

    • @dancinmuffin315
      @dancinmuffin315 7 лет назад +32

      I'll like the comment solely for the fact you actually spelled Aleks' name correctly...

    • @SpookyStreetlight
      @SpookyStreetlight 7 лет назад +63

      That explains why jakob has no hair anymore.

  • @harleyrider8924
    @harleyrider8924 7 лет назад +60

    Aleks here in Scotland we'd like to toast our potato smoothie in memory of your channel, cheers.

    • @themamaslapper
      @themamaslapper 7 лет назад

      Harley Rider its revived

    • @harleyrider8924
      @harleyrider8924 7 лет назад

      themamaslapper yes but I mean how it used to be "emo aleks"

    • @FoB952
      @FoB952 6 лет назад +1

      Harley Rider it's cool dude its dead again so we can toast now.

  • @spyshark2077
    @spyshark2077 7 лет назад +8

    That ending killed me, but not as much as Aleks killed his friendship

  • @ScrambledNetwork
    @ScrambledNetwork 7 лет назад +13

    You already know my nigga JAMES splashed them COWCHOP RACKS on some fresh J's

  • @breannab4356
    @breannab4356 7 лет назад +5

    6:48 "I don't think that's a cucumber" -James
    When in fact, it was a cucumber, thank you James.

  • @FaisalPlays
    @FaisalPlays 7 лет назад +335

    15:22 HAHAHHAHA

  • @ThePandabear107
    @ThePandabear107 7 лет назад +28

    3:59-4:03 Confirmed: Aleks has a gambling problem.

  • @shadow_4111
    @shadow_4111 7 лет назад +56

    Inb4 aleks buys more drones next week

  • @torik1695
    @torik1695 4 года назад +3

    The end of this video hits different now

  • @Mr.Tahkos
    @Mr.Tahkos 7 лет назад +21

    Highest point of the series is burning down the symbol of friendship and the couch.....damn dude

  • @blarghwagurder
    @blarghwagurder 7 лет назад +3

    I like how James actually enjoyed his first gift. It's actually pretty durable compared to other more expensive ones.

  • @GreenScreenMerchant007
    @GreenScreenMerchant007 6 месяцев назад +3

    I always enjoyed the Alek drone buying bit

  • @rey61965
    @rey61965 2 года назад +1

    When James threw Gogurt in Aleks his ear i laughed so hard!!

  • @logandevries3568
    @logandevries3568 7 лет назад +22

    I hope there'll be an episode where aleks just gets James a bunch of expensive shitty drones and nothing else.

  • @charlesbarkson
    @charlesbarkson 5 лет назад +1

    This video is like a piece of art, each person during the fire pretty much sums up every character perfectly

  • @alfieboy952
    @alfieboy952 7 лет назад +11

    I fucking died at that ending.

  • @dankusmemus5408
    @dankusmemus5408 7 лет назад +2

    Every time Aleks made a fruit pun a little part of me died.

  • @t.m8534
    @t.m8534 7 лет назад +428

    I just got home

  • @dekantidreamstrider4523
    @dekantidreamstrider4523 7 лет назад

    The James is just like "I'm one of -those- people" broke me, dunno what it was but I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @lassesimon
    @lassesimon 7 лет назад +320

    am i the only one concerned about the fact that they didn't wash any of that fruit?

    • @chocolatemoose7761
      @chocolatemoose7761 7 лет назад +98

      TheTrueNord Gaming Pesticide gives great flavour in potato smoothies

    • @LolitaDark
      @LolitaDark 7 лет назад +18

      I was cringing the whole way when they were juicing

    • @melsunday1991
      @melsunday1991 7 лет назад +20

      I'm actually surprised they didnt pour sewage water in there considering this is cow chop lol

    • @Okidoki_Loki
      @Okidoki_Loki 7 лет назад +7

      And the cyanide in the seeds

    • @ranchsteam287
      @ranchsteam287 7 лет назад +9

      The people touching them at the store is a lot worse than pesticide trust me.

  • @ilovefinn924
    @ilovefinn924 7 лет назад

    Love it!!! ANYTHING GOES!!! I just hope no one ends up injured or in the hospital......

  • @jae7007
    @jae7007 7 лет назад +23

    Maybe they could do an ebay series, or use the facebook marketplace?

  • @cole6995
    @cole6995 7 лет назад +1

    Trevor has some seriously bad ass ninja skills.

  • @angelmontoya7863
    @angelmontoya7863 7 лет назад +12

    I only watch cowchop when I'm taking a shit cause I laugh so hard it helps the process

  • @CuddleCuttlefish
    @CuddleCuttlefish 7 лет назад

    I was trying to drink my tea while watching this video. I couldn't... Every time I went to take a sip, they say or do something funny and I laugh into my tea. It's like they know exactly when to hit me with the laughs to fuck my tea drinking experience up... So now I have tea in my nose... Thanks for that Cowchop. Thanks for giving me a new experience.

  • @FaisalPlays
    @FaisalPlays 7 лет назад +84

    5:29 lmao

    • @sabersin7694
      @sabersin7694 6 лет назад

      Faisal Plays looks like someone couldn't control the rain.

  • @crispybearwoo6492
    @crispybearwoo6492 3 года назад +2

    Alek: you can’t do that that’s cheating
    Me getting flash backs to wool

  • @Neex0000
    @Neex0000 7 лет назад +9

    XD I got an Amazon ad at the end of the video

  • @mattcruz16
    @mattcruz16 7 лет назад

    the cowchop couch is a perfect representation of the channel, a burnt shitty once beautiful piece of polished shit
    ya'll are the best

  • @revemb4653
    @revemb4653 3 года назад +2

    @0:43 Ironic lol. The second you mention cowchop or the creatures in james twitch chat you get banned or timed out. Its like hes covering it up.

    • @angelosaxon7785
      @angelosaxon7785 4 месяца назад

      ikr? ive always thought its kindd of cryptic how they just ignore all of it and refuse to say anything

  • @isaachernandez3821
    @isaachernandez3821 7 лет назад +1

    I'm really diggin James' earthbound shirt. Good shit

  • @cesarsego8863
    @cesarsego8863 7 лет назад +3

    I'm glad that they're giving Jakob a chance to be in this episode

  • @kariemelhanan8878
    @kariemelhanan8878 5 лет назад +2

    I love how every episode with James is literally just aleks existing and james asking him if he's ungrateful then harassing him also 15:00 kills me

  • @shockedaleks9645
    @shockedaleks9645 7 лет назад +5

    "I am *ungrapeful* ?"

  • @tayonerobinsonrutter5826
    @tayonerobinsonrutter5826 7 лет назад +2

    love the background music for this one, really took me back to the days of Playschool ...

  • @isaacpaterson729
    @isaacpaterson729 3 года назад +3

    Adult swim shoulda bought these guys

  • @IndelacioLetsPlay
    @IndelacioLetsPlay 7 лет назад

    Spider drone, spider drone does whatever a spider does, IE naturally jumps straight onto the wall to sit there menacingly.

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 7 лет назад +3

    If you ever need that audio of James creaming on Alek's ear here you go!

  • @DucksAhoy
    @DucksAhoy 7 лет назад

    Laughed so loud at that rogue lemon spray xD The ending is hilarious.

  • @schaumerrikk9859
    @schaumerrikk9859 7 лет назад +5

    Lol I thought there were two James for the first ten seconds

  • @ryannayr7881
    @ryannayr7881 6 лет назад

    That ending though. I’m actually dead 😂

  • @BaysideTub217
    @BaysideTub217 7 лет назад +16

    Cow Chop Application
    Are you willing to random things that might give you an ear infection put into your ears?
    Why of course.
    Okay, you're hired!

  • @skittlesnkibbles
    @skittlesnkibbles 7 лет назад

    I love how mad James was about the drone until he noticed it was from Spiderman.

  • @angelboi5229
    @angelboi5229 7 лет назад +8

    James got new shoes

  • @InfectiousViper
    @InfectiousViper 7 лет назад

    I watched a 1:15 Walmart ad for this video. Only for Cow Chop I would do this!

  • @regthebouncer7166
    @regthebouncer7166 7 лет назад +186

    Welcome to the Cow Chop comment section how tough are yah?

    • @regthebouncer7166
      @regthebouncer7166 7 лет назад +32

      How cancerous am I? I have skin AND blood cancer, and I'm going without any chemo...

    • @Avery9Hopson
      @Avery9Hopson 7 лет назад +6

      RegTheBouncer Reg your looking a little hairless, you sure your not doing chemo?

    • @theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740
      @theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740 7 лет назад +6

      Eww he's role playing

    • @ImHardToUnderstand
      @ImHardToUnderstand 7 лет назад +1

      As of right now, the comment right above this is "I love Cow Chop" so I don't think you need to be very tough..

    • @theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740
      @theinternetstolemysoulbuti2740 7 лет назад +1

      ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ Ultimate #virgin
      Calm down virgin.
      Edit fixed username

  • @Olyeet
    @Olyeet 7 лет назад +1

    Please do a whole video of the phone laser tag that was hilarious

  • @kick_face
    @kick_face 6 месяцев назад +6

    2024 still enjoying

  • @cptnbeefart
    @cptnbeefart 7 лет назад

    glad to see you're including jakob replacing aleks in an episode of amazon

  • @khuenguyen9656
    @khuenguyen9656 7 лет назад +3

    "you're looking pretty cute-cumber" Aleks to James 8/12/2017

  • @Vahkii
    @Vahkii 5 лет назад +2

    4:56 *When you walk into class and the teacher hands you a test sheet.*

  • @CaptainDufff
    @CaptainDufff 7 лет назад +33

    Alex returning to his emo roots. Hopefully he starts making music again soon

  • @Holysuin.
    @Holysuin. 3 года назад +1

    I wish I was watching this when it came out again 😢😂

  • @crazyjatt24
    @crazyjatt24 7 лет назад +10

    You gotta get Kmart stuff

  • @zeroinked
    @zeroinked 7 лет назад

    I'd say this is more like season 3, season 1 was the old house, season 2 was before the chair, and now this is the start of a new season.

  • @spermbankbaby9827
    @spermbankbaby9827 7 лет назад +13

    I thought James got real ashes of a dead soldier at first damn dood

  • @neoniiden7644
    @neoniiden7644 6 лет назад

    He is genuinely pissed at him for the fire 😂😂

  • @canadianaleks8851
    @canadianaleks8851 7 лет назад +33

    Our master has returned. Brothers, our work here is done. See you in the next life

    • @ConnorSzb
      @ConnorSzb 7 лет назад

      Canadian Aleks timmies mug💦💦💦💦

  • @crowpaw48
    @crowpaw48 7 лет назад

    I fucking lost it when he brought out the urn. The whole bit, from the purple velvet bag to the slow reveal

  • @aeway_
    @aeway_ 7 лет назад +5

    My dude James looking like Juán Snow

  • @kylo4ever693
    @kylo4ever693 7 лет назад

    lmfao that ending. I love james so much

  • @D0ugDimmadome
    @D0ugDimmadome Год назад +3

    In 2023 Watching again and it's still funny😂

  • @Rain.701
    @Rain.701 7 лет назад

    When Aleks got the gogurt in his ear I had a flash back to the tent video.

  • @rakuu9843
    @rakuu9843 7 лет назад +21

    OOHHHH MY FUUCCKING GOD JAMES HAS MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF SHOES

  • @ElleKaay
    @ElleKaay 7 лет назад +2

    "I imagine that's how they do it down in Scotland and shit" - Aleks on 'juicing potatoes'
    Always great to be mentioned. But always leaves me with questions.

  • @gfeast4518
    @gfeast4518 7 лет назад +3

    Aye James got some dunkssss

  • @thursty4boardgames944
    @thursty4boardgames944 7 лет назад

    Goddammit I died when he opened up the drone! And just in time for the new Spider Man movie! James needs to take better care of the drones.

  • @ykosiris3125
    @ykosiris3125 7 лет назад +5

    Cant hear on my left ear dude

  • @Olderbutstillalwaysdrowsy
    @Olderbutstillalwaysdrowsy 6 лет назад

    Truly my favorite RUclips channel to ever exist

  • @wakeupdes
    @wakeupdes 7 лет назад +53

    Wtf Aleks, you think you can just delete all your other old videos without us noticing?
    I'm not mad, I'm *DISAPPOINTED*

  • @corynn.l5146
    @corynn.l5146 7 лет назад

    the most heart felt moment in cowchop and it got destroyed lmap

  • @nzane1216
    @nzane1216 7 лет назад +3

    Aleks is having an identity crisis and is going insane. The reason he burned the couch was because he was so stressed out from his channel and all the aleks accounts were becoming more popular than him. WE MUST SAVE OUR CUTE RUSSIAN TWINK

  • @mrcreeper1997
    @mrcreeper1997 7 лет назад

    Yes Alexandr, we Scots just juice our potatoes. 100% can confirm.

  • @eradam3721
    @eradam3721 7 лет назад +3

    Aleks is fcuking back

  • @NEO-wf7bh
    @NEO-wf7bh 7 лет назад +1

    THAT ENDING!! to funny!

  • @Coolcats-cb7yx
    @Coolcats-cb7yx 7 лет назад +6

    Honestly your channel is the best drunk

  • @tertiaritus
    @tertiaritus 7 лет назад

    "now I want this bag! BAG IT!"
    the seconds following that pun have been the most awkward seconds in my life, and this does mean something coming from a call center operator, believe me.

    • @tertiaritus
      @tertiaritus 7 лет назад

      I wrote it before I got to the part with fruit puns.
      I'm losing my grip of reality.

  • @RyanlovesWaxnDabs
    @RyanlovesWaxnDabs 4 года назад +3

    2020

  • @revbait8823
    @revbait8823 7 лет назад

    Season 2 Finale of Walmart Delivery Time will have setting the entire block on fire.