Why You Should Join the Thalmor!

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @bespit6654
    @bespit6654 6 лет назад +1109

    *Made by the Thalmor Media Department*

    • @kevindaniel8119
      @kevindaniel8119 6 лет назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838
      @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 5 лет назад +4

      Heil Thalmor. Das ist beste!
      Lol Propaganda fascist way

    • @bruhmomentium9
      @bruhmomentium9 4 года назад +3

      @theplayboymaster oh great, an thalmor nazi

    • @LucifurYapps
      @LucifurYapps 3 года назад +1

      @@bruhmomentium9 wait I thought they all where nazis

    • @nathancook8426
      @nathancook8426 2 года назад

      @@LucifurYapps correct fascists during WW2 didn't really care about race even after Italy became a puppet government for the Nazis
      Near the end were Nazis on the other hand though everyone less as subhuman besides the German people

  • @下佐粉チャネル
    @下佐粉チャネル 6 лет назад +1012

    StraightUpIrish, if you're being held captive, then blink

    • @ghostasian9807
      @ghostasian9807 6 лет назад +12

      Seems familiar i think i heard this before
      On a show called just shoot me

    • @zhedominator7169
      @zhedominator7169 6 лет назад +4

      Lmao i remember simething like this happened 2 years ago

    • @danichisum
      @danichisum 6 лет назад +3

      *blink*

    • @l0ker507
      @l0ker507 6 лет назад +8

      It's all part of an elaborate plan to infiltrate the Thalmor.

    • @imdone8243
      @imdone8243 5 лет назад +2

      How can you see if he blinked?

  • @alicegille3496
    @alicegille3496 6 лет назад +1089

    _How much did it hurt to make this video?_

  • @Synicizm
    @Synicizm 6 лет назад +1059

    How much Skooma have you had?

  • @treemasterbob
    @treemasterbob 6 лет назад +1585

    *[Sharpens Wuuthrad]*

    • @Hacker-PTW
      @Hacker-PTW 6 лет назад +50

      I would jojn that party! Slay the elves!

    • @robin6469
      @robin6469 6 лет назад +20

      Let's go boys!

    • @bespit6654
      @bespit6654 6 лет назад +45

      *Puts on blades armour*

    • @obsidianv3
      @obsidianv3 6 лет назад +20

      Khajiit guards your back!

    • @nathandamaren2093
      @nathandamaren2093 6 лет назад +17

      Oh boi, here i go killing elves AGAIN!!!

  • @Ian-oe9wp
    @Ian-oe9wp 6 лет назад +731

    Nazeem is a thalmor informant

    • @bradleydelay
      @bradleydelay 6 лет назад +6

      No he jus wanna be T O U C H E D S O F T L Y

    • @Vairyehil
      @Vairyehil 6 лет назад +5

      There are far more informers than you think, little one.

    • @visse3615
      @visse3615 6 лет назад +1

      Thank god i always kill him whenever i enter Whiterun the first time on new characters

    • @catshark0076
      @catshark0076 5 лет назад +2

      NAZEEM EATS BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 4 года назад

      That’s why he’s such a hero

  • @braeduin
    @braeduin 6 лет назад +294

    The thing is, I'm still a bit confused about this Tiber Spetim/Talos business, so whenever I see a group of friendly helpful Thalmor Justiciars I ask them about it. Now, I don't know if this is a problem of miscommunication or something, but they always accuse me of heresy and then try to kill me. I guess I'll just have to keep asking away until a group of Thalmor understand my question.

    • @gutierrezjoaquin6586
      @gutierrezjoaquin6586 6 лет назад +9

      So sad

    • @lxykon9011
      @lxykon9011 6 лет назад +14

      Hate when that happens

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +6

      What great about Tiber Septim was that he was the first emperor to unite Skyrim. His life was of struggle. A warrior to become dragonborn, then a general with huge power. Then he becomed a emperor and victim of failed assassination on him leading him to lose his voice. Then all he had to unite all tamrial was his tactical brain and loyal army also that dwanmer mechanical giant. Sure he didn't saved the world in any Oblivion crises or during daedra attacks. But when dragonborn went to that Nordic heaven, he found all Nordic heros even Esgamor, but not Tiber Septim. So doesn't it raises the question that might be he could have assended into god hood. Tiber Septim might be his imperial name, but Thalos was his first Nordic name before Tiber Septim.

    • @hayzinthehouse2744
      @hayzinthehouse2744 5 лет назад +3

      Basically Tibet septim was the most powerful man to ever live
      He was so powerful that he was made a God by the gods and was renamed Talos by the gods
      So he is a God
      But still imperials 4 like dawg

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +3

      @@hayzinthehouse2744 well he was the most strongest man. Now it's the dragonborn who travelled from the land of living and dead(sovengarde).

  • @connerkline6269
    @connerkline6269 6 лет назад +87

    “We lost our tower but we managed to not die when the Daedra showed up,”
    *laughs in argonian*

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 5 лет назад +8

      Argonians : *laughs in Oblivion*

    • @elizabethgouverneur2972
      @elizabethgouverneur2972 4 года назад +9

      Argonians: *laughs in forced the Daedra to close the blackmarsh oblivion gates*

  • @ScarletImp
    @ScarletImp 6 лет назад +315

    OK, folks, StraightUpIrish has been captured by the Thalmor. We must save him.

    • @kevindaniel8119
      @kevindaniel8119 6 лет назад +4

      Nah. I’m good.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 лет назад +9

      @@kevindaniel8119 Dude think about it
      We get a chance to slay and slaughter some elves as cruelly as we'd like without being considered a bad guy!

    • @rahulsar2030
      @rahulsar2030 5 лет назад +4

      @@spartanwar1185 I am with u. I will bring my dragonborn who has drank 1000 skoma. His shout will be able to tear through those Thalmor army😂😂😂

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 4 года назад +1

      No he killed parthunaxx let him rot in a cell

    • @danielholmes7142
      @danielholmes7142 4 года назад +4

      @@spartanwar1185 elf lives matter. Thalmor lives don't.

  • @VictoryTheLamcikTM
    @VictoryTheLamcikTM 6 лет назад +200

    *says as Dunmer*
    Elvish propaganda!
    (Shit I'm an Elf too... Quick! Say something...)
    *thinks shortly*
    You n'wah!!!
    *Morrowind battle music starts playing in the background*

    • @agoogleuser8945
      @agoogleuser8945 6 лет назад +2

      *Three Months Later* Also, Dunmer weren't with the Thalmor. They were with the Ebonheart Pact.

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 6 лет назад +4

      It's okay man, i know how that feels, i'm a Dwemer fanatic, but i still feel bad for the snow elves

  • @bigbadwolf5033
    @bigbadwolf5033 6 лет назад +415

    The only good thing to do with Thalmor members is to consume their hearts for more werewolf perks.

  • @KoltiraMemeweaver
    @KoltiraMemeweaver 6 лет назад +175

    Who is holding you hostage James? Is it THEM??????

    • @bungiecoocoo
      @bungiecoocoo 4 года назад +2

      Blinks (t...o...r...t...u...r...e)

    • @aidab7
      @aidab7 4 года назад

      The best comment ever 😂

  • @TheNN
    @TheNN 6 лет назад +227

    I know this is meant to be a joking video but honestly that IS a legit good point about Tiber Septim slaughtering Altmer and Bosmer, especially with the Numidium, so just on that alone I can understand why the High Elves would despise the Empire. Especially due to some of them probably remembering it happening because they CAN live so long.

    • @Gotenks7Kid
      @Gotenks7Kid 6 лет назад +6

      not to sound like a Human Justice Warrior or anything, but NOT ALL MEN!!!!!!! Just because one was such a big d*ck (and eventually became a god (take that ya pointy eared so n so's)), not all men are like that ya rexist! :p

    • @aysseralwan
      @aysseralwan 6 лет назад +24

      @@Gotenks7Kid yeah not all are like that but a lot worship this maniac

    • @mway5061
      @mway5061 6 лет назад +11

      @@aysseralwan
      KILL ALL STORMCLOAKS, JOIN THE EMPIRE! (And then lets betray that Thalmor folk)

    • @TheNN
      @TheNN 6 лет назад +26

      True, and I'm sure even the Thalmor know that as well, they aren't stupid, but the issue isn't really that 'all men aren't like that', so much as it is, 'men CELEBRATED what Tiber Septim did to us and declared him a god over it'.
      I'm not forgetting that Tiber Septim killed (or his armies anyways killed) many men as well as elves. For the Altmer, who live so long, and I'm sure there were those alive at the time who remembered what Tiber Septim did that were alive or at least passed along that dislike of men to their descendants. It is one thing for them to be conquered, that I feel the Altmer could handle, but they despised being so humiliated.
      Hell Tiber didn't even do the deed himself, instead he used his new toy he got from the Dunmer: Numidium, to conquer Summerset (leading to the Altmer to dislike the Dunmer even more than they did before cuz of that).
      What the Thalmor are doing and how they are acting might not be good either, but at least there can be SOME understanding to it.

    • @aysseralwan
      @aysseralwan 6 лет назад

      @@mway5061 what? How do you come to the conclusiob that I'd want to kill all stormcloaks or join the Empire? The people in Cyrodiil also worship him just in secret and I won't pick sides in the civil war for I understand both factions but not enough to fight for either

  • @spartanq7781
    @spartanq7781 6 лет назад +322

    Maybe I would have if Skyrim bothered to give us the option.

    • @theyellowtruth3249
      @theyellowtruth3249 6 лет назад +16

      Why would you join a group so evil

    • @FlyingRaijin52
      @FlyingRaijin52 6 лет назад +46

      theyellow Truth Because they are the most powerful army as of the Fourth Era. Hey, i would join too. if they were race-friendly.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 6 лет назад +73

      @@theyellowtruth3249 That's why being able to join them would be good. You would get to see their side. Skyrim paints them on the image of the Nords. We don't ever get any characterization with them. The Thalmor are wasted potential. Then again that goes for Skyrim as a whole.

    • @supasf
      @supasf 6 лет назад +35

      Spartan Q77 I know they're evil and all but you're supposed to have the option at least, that's what this series has been known for, but you're right... Skyrim as a whole is wasted potential

    • @supasf
      @supasf 6 лет назад +12

      Remove Talos im not against them, and I meant evil from the perspective of the empire, I'm just saying there should be an option to join them

  • @StraightUpIrishJames
    @StraightUpIrishJames  6 лет назад +290

    Supremacy is not the answer.

    • @Hacker-PTW
      @Hacker-PTW 6 лет назад +17

      Hey irish. I'ma go get wuthrad!

    • @joanasanchez956
      @joanasanchez956 6 лет назад +23

      Are you being held captive

    • @Wesley_catholic
      @Wesley_catholic 6 лет назад +10

      But PlayStation is superior to trashbox

    • @Gotenks7Kid
      @Gotenks7Kid 6 лет назад +7

      PC supremacy my friend ;) reminds me of that song.... anything ps can do pc does better, i am so great and better than you :p

    • @oliparker6256
      @oliparker6256 6 лет назад +2

      What did it cost?

  • @Everythingthe1st
    @Everythingthe1st 3 года назад +13

    As a Khajiit you can actually, lore wise, join the thalmor as an infiltrator due to the good relations between Khajiits and the dominion. You can see this fact in Skyrim with a Khajiit spy in Riften who tries to kill you and if you keep Malborn alive you can find a Khajiit on the road (I believe the encounter is random) sent by the thalmor to stop Malborn from leaving Skyrim.

  • @Prich319
    @Prich319 6 лет назад +89

    Thalmor: "We are superior to all"
    *Entire squad dies begging for mercy*
    Me: "I salute your superiority at how quickly you died"

    • @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666
      @randomhalf-mapplesiruphalf1666 5 лет назад +1

      Prich319 Death to the Thalmor

    • @holczy0
      @holczy0 4 года назад +1

      Well how the hell would they know that you are a dragon consuming demigod

    • @LucifurYapps
      @LucifurYapps 3 года назад +1

      @@holczy0 the fact you're wearing dragon plate or dragon scale armor

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728
    @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 6 лет назад +28

    *When I read the title I immediately checked the calendar to make sure it wasn't April 1st*

  • @jlords24
    @jlords24 6 лет назад +37

    I love high elves. So naturally I agree with the idea that they are superior.

    • @LucifurYapps
      @LucifurYapps 3 года назад +3

      I believe in darkelven supremacy

    • @hajimevolts
      @hajimevolts 2 года назад +3

      I believe in wood elves supremacy

    • @EngelEngelEngelEngel
      @EngelEngelEngelEngel 2 года назад +3

      I believe in snow elven supremacy

    • @gansetsukon
      @gansetsukon 2 года назад +2

      You like high but as in moon sugar

    • @ayuwoki453
      @ayuwoki453 2 года назад +1

      @@EngelEngelEngelEngel Honestly snow elves are the coolest elves, imo they look awesome. I'm still a human supremacist tho

  • @holczy0
    @holczy0 4 года назад +7

    "I'm not saying that we are superior, but we are better at being alive"
    Thanks

  • @mrlandshark5559
    @mrlandshark5559 6 лет назад +10

    Sounds like something a Thalmor agent would say.

  • @nikkiev1662
    @nikkiev1662 Год назад

    You make some excellent points!.......(casually crafts, sharpens, and enchants a new ebony sword, names it "Talos" and goes on to kill and soul trap every Thalmor I see on the roads of Skyrim)

  • @Flyoxz00
    @Flyoxz00 6 лет назад +56

    Lol I liked the parody content. But in a serious note. High Elves practically had to deal with "Human master race" since Tiber Sometime conquered them. So I kinda get their frustration. But I do not support their ways. Even though they have being my favorite race since Morrwind.

    • @jerichohill487
      @jerichohill487 6 лет назад +2

      Flyoxz00 soo all the times the elves enslaved and slaughtered whenever they wanted, man and beast can't hold that against them, just when Tiber Septum did it???

    • @jerichohill487
      @jerichohill487 6 лет назад +9

      @@caiawlodarski5339 first off, Africans and and Asians have done way more killing and enslaving, their cultures are by far way older so don't gimme that sjw revisionist history of how Europe and the West is the root of all problems.
      My point was this.
      Tiber Septum conquered, but he also united the land, he didn't enslave. The elves are slavers. It's kinda what they do,and if you want lore, the dunmir, aelids, and now the thalmor.
      The elves say, we act this way cause if Tiber Septum,so we are right, they only want to go back just so far, cause if you keep going you'll find the slave revolt by alssisa, you'll find the night if tears, but, since that was elves, I guess it doesn't matter.
      PS in the real world, EVERY culture has slaughtered and oppressed some other culture. There is no group on this planet that has not been oppressed, and oppressed some other.

    • @milktaster84
      @milktaster84 6 лет назад

      I see no reply’s talking about this person saying “Tiber Sometime” so here’s one

    • @chidubemimari9015
      @chidubemimari9015 5 лет назад +1

      @@jerichohill487 mate you're wrong for multiple reasons but all I have to do is name two
      *The Greeks and The Romans*

  • @applesauce4748
    @applesauce4748 5 лет назад +7

    I honestly wish I could join the thalmor

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 4 года назад +7

    “You need to be a elf.”
    *~laughs in ESO’s Aldmeri Dominion alliance.~*

  • @malaficus
    @malaficus Год назад +1

    You shoud have gone with:
    The thalmor wish to return all life to being immortal powerful spirits.
    Even the shortshighted men.

  • @Hacker-PTW
    @Hacker-PTW 6 лет назад +28

    Hey irish! How are you?
    Also, is Ysgromor sighning on? I would like to butcher some elves.
    Another thing: I played an elf in oblivion. A high elf... So yeah, a elf stoped the oblivion crisis.

  • @Yianfranco
    @Yianfranco Год назад +1

    am i the only one who played skyrim as a high elf just to be a tall mysterious warrior

  • @mephistophelesthesilentchi3446
    @mephistophelesthesilentchi3446 6 лет назад +3

    The Thalmor: Proving the superiority of Mer over Man, one century at a time.

  • @TheBestEverEverEver
    @TheBestEverEverEver 2 года назад +2

    If you play a high elf you have to join the stormcloaks and do the Dark Brotherhood quest line role playing as a Thalmor secret agent sent to wipe out whatever leadership the empire still has, general and emperor.

  • @marvelouschester3018
    @marvelouschester3018 6 лет назад +5

    I definitely wish that you can join the Thalmor for role-play purposes. One time I tried to cosplay one but then I joined the College, whose main villain is the fucking Thalmor. Literally the worst RP you can do is the Thalmor which is a real shame. I also wished that I could join the Silver Hand :/

  • @saskiafreeman8181
    @saskiafreeman8181 6 лет назад +2

    Playthrough idea: play as an elf near Christmas and call your character 'Buddy'.

  • @UnnamedEmperor
    @UnnamedEmperor 6 лет назад +3

    The Live Another Life Mod lets you start as a Thalmor agent

    • @grocerygang1
      @grocerygang1 3 года назад

      I will definitely keep that in mind..

  • @j.l.t.gaming5174
    @j.l.t.gaming5174 6 лет назад +40

    Skyrim belongs to the high elf !!

  • @perryotics2209
    @perryotics2209 6 лет назад +59

    Finally some true words are being spoken here! Too long was this channel filled with stormcloak propaganda but now you understand. #ElvenSupre.... er... Elven beauty!

    • @lemur-kaiser3912
      @lemur-kaiser3912 5 лет назад +2

      I am extremely late to this video, I only just saw it recommended... but i don't regret it. Technically the Imperials want supremacy, the Nords want supremacy, and countless other examples... it's nice to have seen this, especially since I play Altmer

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 5 лет назад +2

      @@lemur-kaiser3912 They all want supremacy, but don't you see? *Elven Supremacy is the only truth*

  • @caesarzeppeli1105
    @caesarzeppeli1105 2 года назад +1

    You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Thalmor, not join them. You were to bring balance to Tamriel, not leave it in darkness.

  • @spartandelta2756
    @spartandelta2756 6 лет назад +11

    These three High Elves-
    *Spartan casually slices the Thalmor to pieces*
    Spartan: So sorry for that interuption... You were saying?

  • @brianoconnell1372
    @brianoconnell1372 4 года назад +2

    I swear James is either bipolar or being held hostage by them

  • @ZyliceLiddell
    @ZyliceLiddell 4 года назад +3

    The ‘High Elves’ are literally ‘Higher than everyone else.’ 👌

  • @sardybzi5140
    @sardybzi5140 6 лет назад +15

    You did make a few good arguments😉

  • @wesley-fp6gl
    @wesley-fp6gl 6 лет назад +3

    I have to say they look fabulous without their heads

  • @brodinigotmagic5972
    @brodinigotmagic5972 6 лет назад +2

    I've never wanted to Fus Ro Dah myself until now.

  • @thealphaomega4888
    @thealphaomega4888 3 года назад +2

    This video made me want to join the Stormcloaks 10x more now. Thanks.

  • @kf4009
    @kf4009 5 лет назад +1

    * Breaths angrily in nord *

  • @peravusdenferys8093
    @peravusdenferys8093 6 лет назад +7

    Proud Altmer/High Elf here!

  • @acat1167
    @acat1167 4 года назад

    I’m imagining you sitting at a table with a microphone, next to is one of the Thalmore wizards with like a fucking gun beign like: ”SAY IT!!”

  • @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838
    @-smp-scientificmethodpersp838 5 лет назад +7

    I love how he does videos on why you should do what everyone absolutely shuns what should be done lol

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 5 лет назад +1

    Wouldn’t be surprised when the Thalmor use Orsinium as a barging tool to get Orsimer to destabilize the Bretons and Highrock as they seek to enter the Tower.

  • @georgeegerog4175
    @georgeegerog4175 6 лет назад +5

    your awesome StraightUpIrish

  • @natethegreatmcfly
    @natethegreatmcfly 2 года назад +2

    The Thalmor shall rule forever.

  • @mariemartinez5998
    @mariemartinez5998 3 года назад +3

    I totally agree with you I hate talos and it’s worshippers and the storm cloaks and I always pick high elves as my characters

  • @hazzballgaming6790
    @hazzballgaming6790 6 лет назад +2

    "We will always look this young and feeble" how's that talking about how great they are? Xdd

  • @harrymartin3624
    @harrymartin3624 6 лет назад +8

    Hail to the thalmor

  • @Cybernaut76
    @Cybernaut76 2 года назад

    Hey, StraightUpIrish! Since my Oblivion character has already retired from adventuring, you can have his lockpicks AND his entire suit that gives you 100% Chameleon. Now put it on and get out of this stinking Thalmor prison! **casts Recall to an undisclosed Mark location**

  • @HeyCarlosYTBR
    @HeyCarlosYTBR 2 года назад +5

    *Creates Nord char named Ysgramor, gets Wuuthrad, masters smithing, makes Legendary Wuuthrad and leads 500 companions to the Thalmor Embassy*
    I am ready to join the Thalmor now!

  • @yibinzhou6225
    @yibinzhou6225 5 лет назад +1

    Well the 50 plus magica is a significant buff even in late game. Their forehead looks funny tho....

  • @tomasmcgrath5766
    @tomasmcgrath5766 6 лет назад +14

    The Thalmor did nothing wrong.

  • @Wall-Eehto
    @Wall-Eehto 4 года назад

    I never realized how tall high elves are until I played as one and stood next to irileth

  • @mr.lordcat9387
    @mr.lordcat9387 6 лет назад +3

    1:51 what do you mean we?
    Are you one of them?

  • @FoxAzureOfficial
    @FoxAzureOfficial 6 лет назад +1

    Cool. I never got into this part of Skyrim (obviously) but this was informative! Keep up the vids Irish! ^_^

  • @silverback8534
    @silverback8534 6 лет назад +17

    I would only join them just to destroy them when they least expect it

    • @Cybernaut76
      @Cybernaut76 2 года назад

      Unfortunately though, Elder Scrolls VI will be about Hammerfell, not Summerset Isle. Well, maybe it is better that way because else, everyone would be too busy going postal to play the actual game and its required quests....

    • @silverback8534
      @silverback8534 2 года назад

      @@Cybernaut76 I'm aware of that and I like that it is set there

    • @Cybernaut76
      @Cybernaut76 2 года назад

      @@silverback8534 Same here. Most player houses/homes will likely be of interesting architecture never earlier seen in Elder Scrolls game since Morrowind. The game will also include new interesting scenery. However, I hope my immersion will not be broken by "wait a minute...there is a scorchingly hot desert like this in roughly the same latitudes than Skyrims tundra???". With climate like that, it would probably be reasonable from the devs to make water a critical resource (at least on survival difficulty) as well as most heavy armors made of metal heavily taxing on anyone stamina in certain environments.

  • @cakammanable
    @cakammanable 5 лет назад +1

    I've personally used less sarcasm when asking my biofather how to be a dad

  • @TheSpooch
    @TheSpooch 6 лет назад +3

    Bow to the authority of the Aldmeri Dominion!

    • @Cybernaut76
      @Cybernaut76 2 года назад

      NEVER!!! See you in hel...I mean see you in Elder Scrolls ??: Summerset Isles! **already grinding my nordic battleaxe for that game**

  • @truewalter4193
    @truewalter4193 5 лет назад

    Umbacano and Mankar Camoran are liking this...Camoran:"The weak shall be purged by the refining fire!"....

  • @loraelstad8941
    @loraelstad8941 6 лет назад +3

    Oh James, please keep polishing the Thalmors’ elven swords 🗡. You’re doing the Divines’ work. My Altmer cousins will bring unity. The kind The Master tried to bring to Fallout.

  • @marshalmarshall2109
    @marshalmarshall2109 6 лет назад +1

    Put down the sleeping tree sap and come with me, we have a nice room in Dragonsreach dungeon.

  • @thompsonator4696
    @thompsonator4696 6 лет назад +15

    Leak Thalmor propaganda

  • @inkwellthedynamic
    @inkwellthedynamic 3 года назад

    *Rivers of blood and shouting for Reman approaches*

  • @WannabeMarsanach
    @WannabeMarsanach 6 лет назад +3

    Finally. A video where you talk sense. 🌝

  • @neiabaraja8040
    @neiabaraja8040 3 года назад

    "The man's been hitting the skooma, I say."

  • @lunaluna6835
    @lunaluna6835 6 лет назад +4

    Tamriel belongs to the Thalmor

  • @darkhunter9647
    @darkhunter9647 Год назад

    Summons a Legion of dragons and atronachs.

  • @boyenjoyer7
    @boyenjoyer7 6 лет назад +16

    I just hate high elves. I'm not elfist. I swear

    • @Synicizm
      @Synicizm 6 лет назад +7

      That's not nice =/. As a high elf with 2 Nord wives (and Aerin coming to watch one sleep, which is just a little weird), I am a proud Stormcloak. Sure, Ulfric and Galmar were a little weird about it at first, but I think I've proven myself and how much I resent the past and present actions of my fellow high elves through my actions >

    • @fenrisvermundr2516
      @fenrisvermundr2516 6 лет назад +4

      I hate Altmer, not all, just the ones that think they're better then everyone else.

    • @mway5061
      @mway5061 6 лет назад +2

      I hate high elves, but i fucking love wood elves and dark elves, they just look so cool, y'know?
      But still, #KhajitMasterRace.

    • @unclesam1326
      @unclesam1326 6 лет назад +2

      *Hail the Aldemeri Dominion!*

    • @eioiio9263
      @eioiio9263 4 года назад +1

      Elfism! *ELFISM!!!*

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 2 года назад

    I keep trying to get the point of view of the Thalmor but EVERY time results with the elves losing their heads
    It’s not like I shouted loudly at them, I used my inside voice

    • @Cybernaut76
      @Cybernaut76 2 года назад

      Hopefully, you had the patience to wait until the Thalmor had reached the edge of a deep chasm in high mountains before you "silently" shouted your fus-ro-dah...

  • @k.g.donathan6271
    @k.g.donathan6271 6 лет назад +6

    As a chaotic neutral, I don't hate the characters unless they've personally wronged me. I have no strong feelings about the Thalmor one way or the other, but I do hate when I come across one that thinks they're better than me. I'm the motherfreakin' dragonborn! No one is better than me!

  • @salvatoreortolano1399
    @salvatoreortolano1399 4 года назад +1

    I once killed a group of thalmor after they made the unfortunate mistake of being alive.

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 6 лет назад +5

    The Redguards would have to disagree with you on this since the Thalmor bout their butts kicked by them. They learned that they should never puss off a guy with a curved sword.

    • @Distortion23
      @Distortion23 6 лет назад

      Only after having their army crippled and exhausted after the Great War. They also only had an occupation force in Hammerfell while the red guards had thousands of trained troops who were "dismissed" after the Great War.

    • @teyrncousland7152
      @teyrncousland7152 6 лет назад +1

      Distrortion Reaper
      Hammerfell was aslo devastated by civil war prior to the Great War. No army was dismissed after the Great war.
      Nevertheless the Redguards still fought for five years and are independent to this day, you can't credit a few "invalids" and on the Thalmor's weakened army for all of that.

    • @teyrncousland7152
      @teyrncousland7152 6 лет назад

      @Ryan Johnson
      No idea, but I'll have you know there is no pu$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 6 лет назад +1

      @@teyrncousland7152 let me guess, GamerPoop?

    • @teyrncousland7152
      @teyrncousland7152 6 лет назад

      @@ireneparkin3360
      You are not ready if ready.

  • @arontuske9348
    @arontuske9348 5 лет назад

    **Sharpens Wuuthrad and werewolf claws with murderous intent**

  • @terriersteaks5299
    @terriersteaks5299 6 лет назад +3

    My Nordic ass is clenching from the assrape from the thalmor, and for that I respect them that much more for asserting their dominance against us underlings, Delphine is dead in the corner and Esbern is crying after bearing witness. The thalmor is our master race and saviour.

    • @bespit6654
      @bespit6654 6 лет назад +1

      *A beaten up Thalmor has his sword to your kneck while you read a script*

    • @lxykon9011
      @lxykon9011 6 лет назад

      *walks in with Wuuthard*

  • @ohdeararat7947
    @ohdeararat7947 3 года назад

    Tiber Septim did a lot of fucked up shit that a lot of elves might still live to remember

  • @zachtheguy5303
    @zachtheguy5303 6 лет назад +37

    but, like always... SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!

    • @Hacker-PTW
      @Hacker-PTW 6 лет назад +1

      Nah... Skyrim for Ulfrick Stormcloak!

    • @robin6469
      @robin6469 6 лет назад +6

      The Reach belongs to the Forsworn!

    • @korpifox5445
      @korpifox5445 6 лет назад +2

      bUt ThAts RaCiSt!

    • @BLCK_MTAL
      @BLCK_MTAL 6 лет назад +3

      @@RoboDoober so have i. I used to like the stormcloaks but after hearing all the "skyrim belong to the nords" and the discriminating a race bs got really old and really annoying and i ended up hating them.

    • @FlyingRaijin52
      @FlyingRaijin52 6 лет назад +1

      Rob Doober I joined the stormcloaks cause i get to kill imperials who sympathizes with the thalmors after reading the Talos Truth book. And because of Maven Bitch-briar being a asshole more than Thonar. Atleast Thonar rewards me properly and apologizes with respect.

  • @ivoryvr
    @ivoryvr Год назад

    You said to not take it seriously, but it's a good resource for roleplay.

  • @siglara4673
    @siglara4673 6 лет назад +4

    Is it April fools day... seriously wut

  • @editg6668
    @editg6668 6 лет назад

    I watched this whilst sipping tea... there was laughing, tea went everywhere

  • @elinorroise
    @elinorroise 6 лет назад +6

    Fowlmore.

  • @clunk_fest5326
    @clunk_fest5326 2 года назад +1

    I collect the thalmor gloves every time i kill one.

  • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
    @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 6 лет назад +8

    Sorry, no, I get called "Nazi" enough without actually joining the Nazis... So, no I will not join Skyrims version of the Nazis; The Thalmor...

    • @lorddraagon
      @lorddraagon 6 лет назад +1

      You mean the stormcloaks

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 6 лет назад +2

      No, I mean the high elf supremacist, the Thalmor. The Thalmor openly wants all of man dead. The Nazis wanted all Jews dead. The Storm Cloaks are a slightly racist, but fight for the the independence of Skyrim as a Sovereign Nation. They draw a closer resemblance to the United States founding fathers, whom some were racist, but they still fought for the Independence of the United States. A racist mindset in a few, does not mean the group as a whole. As where the Thalmors end goal is the genocide of man kind, and world domination. Those goals mirror the Nazi's end goals as well; genocide of the Jews and world domination. I'd take the storm cloaks any day, over the Thalmor.

    • @unclesam1326
      @unclesam1326 6 лет назад +2

      @@theblackcatvieweraccount5402 Mer>Man

    • @vanilleistee4763
      @vanilleistee4763 4 года назад

      stormcloaks are the nazis, nazi means national socialist. The Thalmor are not socialists at all they are conservative.

    • @theblackcatvieweraccount5402
      @theblackcatvieweraccount5402 4 года назад

      @@vanilleistee4763 the storm cloaks movement believes in the conservation of their freedoms. Conservative. Although racist individuals do exist inside of Skyrim and its movements, there is not national calling for a persecution of one race. Only a blatant complaint about their national enemies traveling freely in their lands.
      The Thalmors have many similarities between them and the Nazis. World domination, racial supremacy, and persecution of the Nords, to name a few.

  • @thalmorjusticiar1275
    @thalmorjusticiar1275 5 лет назад +1

    Behold, the future! Behold, the Thalmor!

  • @lemur-kaiser3912
    @lemur-kaiser3912 5 лет назад +2

    Why did I only just see this video? Regardless... the Imperial City was built by elves and Skyrim belongs to the Falmer... need I make any further points? There is some credibility in "Elven supremacy is the only truth"... Skyrim aint any more Nord than North America was British.

  • @captainpooman4611
    @captainpooman4611 6 лет назад

    It’s about time you made this video

  • @conormcgregor3482
    @conormcgregor3482 6 лет назад +4

    I Hear BY Revoke YOUR IRISH ☘️ CARD
    Foooooook this
    Ayyy Ulfric get YOUR men ready
    We will burn summerset to the ground
    And these elves will do fooookin nuttttin

  • @floorfixer
    @floorfixer 6 лет назад +1

    Irish out here higher than a high elf to make this

  • @shadowtactical6563
    @shadowtactical6563 5 лет назад +3

    I have respect for The Empire even if im a Stromcloak but the Thalmor are just to evil

  • @ceirandavies1756
    @ceirandavies1756 6 лет назад

    Dam I fell asleep but I didn’t think you could make a video that fast, props to you Irish

  • @Frostydovah47
    @Frostydovah47 6 лет назад +3

    Thalmor don’t worship the 8 divines they have elf gods like Auriel

    • @georgewright3949
      @georgewright3949 6 лет назад

      Is Akatosh not a divine?

    • @Frostydovah47
      @Frostydovah47 6 лет назад

      Auriel is elf Akatosh

    • @Frostydovah47
      @Frostydovah47 6 лет назад

      the 2 were separated by the alessian order which caused over 1000 year dragon break

  • @karsten69
    @karsten69 6 лет назад

    The Thalmor seeks to undo Mundus... so I guess if they win, it doesn't matter which side you're on?

  • @DontDisapPyrrha
    @DontDisapPyrrha 6 лет назад +7

    #ElvenSupremacyIsTheOnlyWay

  • @kaiceecrane3884
    @kaiceecrane3884 6 лет назад

    I hear Zim is requesting audience of the tallest

  • @kawima4413
    @kawima4413 6 лет назад +6

    Thalmor propaganda!

  • @chrisriley2321
    @chrisriley2321 2 года назад

    I know this was a joke but I'd be remiss if I didn't point out the "Alinor is the greatest country bit" because Alinor is a town in Summerset.
    It actually used to be the home of the First Aldmeri Dominion crown.
    Actually it wouldn't be surprising if they made that city their main base because of that. As a way to mock the first AD