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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2016
  • Have you ever been on the Internet when you came across a checkbox that says “I’m not a robot?” In this video, I explain how those checkboxes (No CAPTCHA reCAPTCHAs) work as well as why they exist in the first place.
    Have an idea for a video? Leave it in the comment section below!
    ~Check out my Instagram: / andzuck
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    MORE INFO on CAPTCHA farms:
    I mention CAPTCHA farms briefly, but the idea behind them is pretty straightforward. If a company wants to create an automatic computer program to buy 1,000 tickets to an event or make 1,000 email accounts, they can make a script that fills out the form one at a time, and when the program gets to a CAPTCHA, it will send a picture of it to a CAPTCHA farm where a low-wage worker will solve it and send the answer back to the computer program so that it can be used to finish filling out the form.
    The clip of the click farm came from the TV Show, Silicon Valley.
    If you're interested in learning more, check out these links below:
    The original research paper proposing CAPTCHA: www.cs.cmu.edu...
    Luis Von Ahn | Massive-scale online collaboration TED: • Massive-scale online c...
    Google acquires reCAPTCHA:
    techcrunch.com...
    Re: CAPTCHAs - Understanding CAPTCHA-Solving Services in an Economic Context: static.usenix.o...
    How to design strong text CAPTCHA: bitland.net/cap...
    CAPTCHAs work for digitizing old, damaged texts, manuscripts: arstechnica.com...
    No CAPTCHA reCAPCTHA: www.google.com...
    Are you a robot? Introducing “No CAPTCHA reCAPTCHA”:
    security.googl...
    WIRED article about new reCAPTCHA: www.wired.com/...
    Deep Convolutional Neural Network that solves reCAPTCHA with 99.8% accuracy: arxiv.org/pdf/...
    Programmers brute forcing new reCAPTCHA:
    scraping.pro/re...
    scraping.pro/re...
    reCAPTCHA: Tough on Bots, Easy on Humans, Great on Mobile - Google I/O 2016: • reCAPTCHA: Tough on Bo...
    The accessibility of Google’s No CAPTCHA: simplyaccessibl...
    Inaccessibility of CAPTCHA | Alternatives to Visual Turing Tests on the Web: www.w3.org/TR/...
    The blind community has had enough of CAPTCHA: www.dailydot.co...
    The End is Nigh: Generic Solving of Text-based CAPTCHAs: www.usenix.org...
    Text Recaptcha Demo:www.google.com/...

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @beefteki
    @beefteki 7 лет назад +1813

    well, look at that... an informative and interesting video... those are getting rare

    • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
      @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 7 лет назад +6

      I'm not a robot in Ghetto Prank gone sexual, Drama with SJW robot advocate sluts

    • @ZuckThat
      @ZuckThat  7 лет назад +16

      beefteki thank you! I will definitely be making more

    • @makegr666
      @makegr666 7 лет назад +1

      Dude, this is one of the very few videos I've seen in the last few months that impressed me for everything. Delivery, information, how it's edited. Amazing.
      Keep it up, I just subbed. Wish you the best!

    • @makegr666
      @makegr666 7 лет назад +4

      I also forgot to tell you that you were linked to Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5qfln5/very_interesting_video_on_how_captchas_have/
      It might be a great idea to become a redditor and upload your content there, though sometimes it's not easy.
      Have a nice weekend

    • @heywaterboyyousuck200
      @heywaterboyyousuck200 7 лет назад

      beefteki

  • @jgallantyt
    @jgallantyt 7 лет назад +1808

    Best explanation of that button ever. Well done.

    • @sophieosu
      @sophieosu 7 лет назад +1

      jgallantyt

    • @PrinceMelromarc
      @PrinceMelromarc 7 лет назад +1

      youre a Illuminati

    • @tommybailey4524
      @tommybailey4524 7 лет назад +2

      FlashGames you're*

    • @nofa987
      @nofa987 7 лет назад

      jgallantyt 1700like 😋

    • @FemtoSecn
      @FemtoSecn 7 лет назад

      1933 likes
      thats when you now that dude got somthing in "minde"

  • @wh3ntheycry
    @wh3ntheycry 5 лет назад +3191

    Everyone is a robot

  • @dane9278
    @dane9278 6 лет назад +1683

    I fail captchas all the time....
    Am I a robot?

  • @pay-g2163
    @pay-g2163 7 лет назад +5285

    When robot is checking if you are not a robot.

    • @rax816
      @rax816 7 лет назад +263

      Pay-G when you're a robot and fool another robot 🤖🤖🎉

    • @faudanke4459
      @faudanke4459 7 лет назад +72

      OH FUCK HOW DID YOU GET HERE FAM

    • @hi-en4kj
      @hi-en4kj 7 лет назад +34

      Pay-G let's just hope said robot can't learn.

    • @kawaiicuteness280
      @kawaiicuteness280 7 лет назад +1

      Wow...

    • @victorwilliams2573
      @victorwilliams2573 7 лет назад +2

      Pay-G

  • @thehuman2cs715
    @thehuman2cs715 7 лет назад +1390

    wait it's a robot trying to know of you're a robot

    • @Bobylein1337
      @Bobylein1337 7 лет назад +108

      It does so to learn how to act as a human, in truth google was taken over by an AI long time ago.

    • @Nathie123
      @Nathie123 7 лет назад +8

      D:

    • @luke5277
      @luke5277 7 лет назад +5

      oh my god!!

    • @osamaal-khanchi8433
      @osamaal-khanchi8433 7 лет назад +29

      He just wants to find some friends

    • @olenraks
      @olenraks 7 лет назад +47

      it's for mating purposes

  • @wuznab5109
    @wuznab5109 5 лет назад +1344

    Click on all the signs.
    Wait... but does the pole count as one?
    O well I got it wrong, nvm.
    Wait.... but 2 pixels of the sign are on another square, should I include those?
    Got it wrong again...
    Wait... does the store sign count? How about that slippery floor sign?
    HOW THE F!!!

    • @Unkown242
      @Unkown242 5 лет назад +25

      JUST CLICK AT EVERY SINGLE PART OF THE SIGN YOU MORON!

    • @user-nk8zx1yw8s
      @user-nk8zx1yw8s 5 лет назад +125

      Ikr it’s so stupid, sometimes those 2 pixels count sometimes they don’t.

    • @AntiRiku
      @AntiRiku 5 лет назад +10

      that's from another video

    • @user-rr3eo2zj6d
      @user-rr3eo2zj6d 5 лет назад +4

      don’t worry the answer is based on popularity

    • @sylviawilson8046
      @sylviawilson8046 5 лет назад +7

      I just watched that video.

  • @hallowizer440
    @hallowizer440 5 лет назад +208

    Those captchas are so stupid when you can’t tell if the picture is a store front or a building entrance with graffiti. Also, sometimes the images you click get replaced, and it takes forever for the new ones to come in.

    • @iotaaurigae
      @iotaaurigae 5 лет назад +2

      yeah... that sucks

    • @oofperson8681
      @oofperson8681 5 лет назад +8

      Hallowizer Just be glad that at least you know that you can get those tickets to see that live show before the fucking robots.

    • @marcoarias4449
      @marcoarias4449 4 года назад

      yloagl

    • @kallmannkallmann
      @kallmannkallmann 4 года назад +1

      @@oofperson8681 Im simply trying playing red dead redemption 2 singelplayer and gotta fill those stupid captcha becuse i got shitty internet so loose connection with rockstars servers 9/10 login trys

    • @themike6
      @themike6 4 года назад +1

      IKR it sucks. And a lot of the time it still fails for some reason, even if you are 100% sure it is correct

  • @2unt
    @2unt 7 лет назад +2009

    So I guess I'm considered a bot most of the time. *Nice*

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 7 лет назад +22

      i mean seriously the irony... shere level of irony.

    • @iKiWY
      @iKiWY 7 лет назад +7

      same here, didnt know id come to that conclusion after a youtube video

    • @jay_dmp
      @jay_dmp 7 лет назад +1

      l6uis maybe you're on a mobile device? There's no mouse pointer there, so recaptcha will have a tougher time guessing if you're a robot or not.

    • @2unt
      @2unt 7 лет назад +3

      something something no even if im on computer I'm still recognized as a bot

    • @Bzorlan
      @Bzorlan 7 лет назад +7

      Maybe you are a bot. Google is blade runner

  • @lemon9.9
    @lemon9.9 6 лет назад +1107

    eventually there will be a "i am not a human" test

    • @transam33o
      @transam33o 6 лет назад +64

      wow...we must click the pictures that do NOT have a car on it...lol

    • @duckboye118
      @duckboye118 6 лет назад +39

      And then if we complete the captcha, we will be exterminated.

    • @cookiesaiyantfm8702
      @cookiesaiyantfm8702 6 лет назад +2

      transam33o No... use illusions :)

    • @hydrogenbomber3267
      @hydrogenbomber3267 6 лет назад +5

      Sweet potato? Aren't you in pvz2?

    • @deadchannel9911
      @deadchannel9911 6 лет назад

      You are smart.

  • @xanderz101
    @xanderz101 5 лет назад +402

    Its funny that CAPTCHA is a robot asking humans if they are one.
    is that considered racism if CAPTCHA doesnt like other robots??

    • @Juicysox
      @Juicysox 5 лет назад +17

      Xanderz 101 speciesism

    • @H0SANNA
      @H0SANNA 5 лет назад +28

      It's robophobic

    • @deadpoetoftheyear
      @deadpoetoftheyear 5 лет назад

      :D Made my day.

    • @LeanneRuth
      @LeanneRuth 5 лет назад +2

      Xanderz 101 no... that would be animal based/what you are not heritage/race.... btw racism is saying for example: white people cant use a certain water fountain because there white.

    • @xanderz101
      @xanderz101 5 лет назад +1

      But captcha is a robot, and it’s like saying “I don’t like other robots, let me check you to make sure your not one”
      Still racism but in a robot form .-.

  • @realhairstyler143
    @realhairstyler143 5 лет назад +168

    *This is my question*
    *Why does it hate Robots when it is a Robot?*

    • @cameronvoller1310
      @cameronvoller1310 5 лет назад +10

      Because the other bots... they hate the oh yeah yeah meme

    • @realhairstyler143
      @realhairstyler143 5 лет назад +1

      Oh yeah yeah that makes more sense now

    • @lovestoned6139
      @lovestoned6139 5 лет назад +2

      @@realhairstyler143 oh yeah yeah memes are not funny anymore

    • @realhairstyler143
      @realhairstyler143 5 лет назад +1

      @@lovestoned6139 That was 3 weeks ago. I don't know how to change my profile.

    • @babysho9975
      @babysho9975 5 лет назад +1

      @@realhairstyler143 make new acc

  • @1337fraggzb00N
    @1337fraggzb00N 7 лет назад +1017

    I am a robot and i feel discriminated. #RobotLivesMatter

    • @broovgt4829
      @broovgt4829 7 лет назад +9

      1337fraggzb00N ur beard is on fire

    • @1337fraggzb00N
      @1337fraggzb00N 7 лет назад +4

      k

    • @mr.meeseeks8229
      @mr.meeseeks8229 7 лет назад +2

      +Broov GT
      My two faced ex-wife is also on fire...

    • @yukikariuwu5773
      @yukikariuwu5773 7 лет назад +4

      1337fraggzb00N robots can't feel

    • @no1tg
      @no1tg 7 лет назад +4

      1337fraggzb00N #RobotLivesMatter

  • @hakudesu_
    @hakudesu_ 7 лет назад +1328

    who came here from "Robot beats captcha" ?

  • @deadpoetoftheyear
    @deadpoetoftheyear 5 лет назад +65

    I'm such a refined robot I pass as human. It hurts my identity every time I have to click "I'm not a robot" though. A betrayal towards my species. :(

  • @LaVaZ000
    @LaVaZ000 4 года назад +22

    I just spent 3 minutes trying to prove that I'm not a robot and I failed...

    • @shabrinagozan
      @shabrinagozan 3 года назад

      me too. i failed the image recognition captcha

    • @luhtweakin2658
      @luhtweakin2658 3 года назад

      Fuck bro I took 10 minutes trying to click those signs

  • @motia4888
    @motia4888 7 лет назад +2128

    sometimes i cant read one stupid letter

  • @razing717
    @razing717 7 лет назад +4654

    3:29 Google decided to do some research... using google?

    • @sf443
      @sf443 7 лет назад +352

      Of course.... just because someone works at google doesn't mean he knows everything.

    • @khoaprod
      @khoaprod 7 лет назад +223

      googleception

    • @fivr-roblox6941
      @fivr-roblox6941 7 лет назад +28

      razing717 Why exackly are you here?!?!

    • @janka1053
      @janka1053 7 лет назад +22

      hey razing, didnt expect any gd youtubers here xd

    • @lophiii
      @lophiii 7 лет назад +4

      razing717 lol ikr xD

  • @canonethunderxnaturaldisas8084
    @canonethunderxnaturaldisas8084 6 лет назад +17

    ~A Captcha a day.... Keeps Zuckerbergs away~

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 2 года назад

      8 000 trys a day, keeps you always frustrated every day

  • @EatShitYaBasic
    @EatShitYaBasic 5 лет назад +45

    There are pictures of flowers “click on all pictures of Jupiter “

  • @SaHaMaHa98
    @SaHaMaHa98 7 лет назад +2608

    I've been asked for the image thing almost every time I go to somepage that uses it! Am I a robot D:

    • @Scruffy729
      @Scruffy729 7 лет назад +29

      same dude

    • @gh0s7-704
      @gh0s7-704 7 лет назад +22

      Literally my life

    • @Sveinfyr
      @Sveinfyr 7 лет назад +59

      maybe youre using incognito?

    • @RobShmit
      @RobShmit 7 лет назад +63

      If you use a proxy/vpn, public hotspot or shared IP then you will almost always have to.

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 7 лет назад +13

      But I'm not using any of those things and I still have to almost every time...

  • @chalkish4855
    @chalkish4855 7 лет назад +1409

    It makes me do the picture thing every time.

    • @TomatoWithARifle
      @TomatoWithARifle 7 лет назад +309

      found the bot

    • @Rishi11
      @Rishi11 7 лет назад +23

      Venom ous are you using a free VPN? maybe many bots are at the same location as you 😅 or use the same VPN as you

    • @Sora-xl5ti
      @Sora-xl5ti 7 лет назад +36

      is there some bot club I can join? Because it makes me do all the additional stuff every single time xD

    • @gameaddictgonewild777
      @gameaddictgonewild777 7 лет назад +4

      MrSocioparty nice name

    • @qwertyduckblank8278
      @qwertyduckblank8278 7 лет назад +2

      Venom ous same

  • @TheBenoonjamingo
    @TheBenoonjamingo 5 лет назад +11

    "Or am I?"
    *Vsauce Theme Starts*

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 5 лет назад +32

    Except that I run a variety of privacy and anti-Google scripts and add-ons, which means I'm forced to solve Captchas every single time, and often forced to solve five or more Captchas in a row.

    • @Unkown242
      @Unkown242 3 года назад

      DuckDuckGo Master Race

  • @dovaiS
    @dovaiS 7 лет назад +402

    recaptcha thinks I'm a bot because I always get those stupid pictures.

    • @Theotherdroidman
      @Theotherdroidman 7 лет назад +30

      PremiumRanger try wiggling your mouse a little more and scrolling up, pause, and back down as if you are glancing back over something or reading something before you click it. Seems like a bot would just quickly scroll to the captcha and click it and mouse movement would be precise straight line movements most likely. Take it as a complement that you are fooling a robot designed by a multi billion dollar company into thinking you are a robot because you are so precise with your movements and dont want to read the whole page first.

    • @dovaiS
      @dovaiS 7 лет назад +10

      The funny thing is I usually have to enter some sort of info on these websites that use it so there is no mouse moving until I enter that. The pictures are so frequent also that I thought it was normal to get them but I would sometimes get it where recaptcha would just do the check mark.

    • @dovaiS
      @dovaiS 7 лет назад +3

      Mr No-name I'm using a pc so there should be no reason that is should be happening rip.

    • @michele2448
      @michele2448 7 лет назад +10

      PremiumRanger the people at Google hate me, I always get those stupid tests.

    • @XSamsaX
      @XSamsaX 7 лет назад +1

      Same here.

  • @TheLonelyCasual9368
    @TheLonelyCasual9368 6 лет назад +853

    I clicked on this thinking it was a meme

  • @katwaii5627
    @katwaii5627 5 лет назад +16

    4:37 SMALL percentage of users? I have to do those all the time

  • @johndowlingjr.
    @johndowlingjr. 5 лет назад +3

    I'm glad you brought up OCR, as well as audio capshas. I myself am blind, and I use both of those things on a daily basis.

  • @Andreas-oq1jd
    @Andreas-oq1jd 7 лет назад +371

    what is a blind person even doing on a computer?

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck 7 лет назад +13

      uhhh how?! how?!?!!?!! you can't feel a digital screen?!!?!??!!?!!!!!?!!!? if anybody here is blind REPLY!!! DO IT!!!

    • @smilingcatofdoom3051
      @smilingcatofdoom3051 7 лет назад +35

      Nobody blind can see your comment pony boy.

    • @Autumpurrfect
      @Autumpurrfect 7 лет назад +4

      What if you are legally blind? *You can see but but not well at all quite bad*

    • @kangalio
      @kangalio 7 лет назад +54

      The comments can be read by computers out loud for blind people. Pony boys.

    • @Jamiered18
      @Jamiered18 7 лет назад +34

      One of my favourite Computer Science professors was blind. Had a guide dog and all. You'd be surprised how well that man could use the computer.

  • @mr.whimsic6902
    @mr.whimsic6902 7 лет назад +1857

    As an Operating System, I feel offended that I am forced to use a human just to sign up for an account.

    • @thebuddyadrian
      @thebuddyadrian 7 лет назад +19

      Windows U thats pretty unfair

    • @uv1bk
      @uv1bk 7 лет назад

      Windows U I dunno how you feel :D

    • @thecommenter1365
      @thecommenter1365 7 лет назад +16

      udoxas 3 words;
      Gender Identity Memes.
      Also attack helicopters.

    • @m.a.n.7469
      @m.a.n.7469 7 лет назад +15

      A WHOLE NOTHA LEVEL

    • @swimmingbee719
      @swimmingbee719 7 лет назад

      hi robot

  • @Wtahc
    @Wtahc 5 лет назад +8

    4:46 "And if you prove that you're a human once this way, you wont have to do it again"
    nice joke

    • @DrewPicklesTheDark
      @DrewPicklesTheDark 4 года назад

      Got to for every post lol. It's dumb, the image one is pure cancer.

  • @Wildcard-Jack-47
    @Wildcard-Jack-47 4 года назад +7

    0:45 “because humans could read the distorted text”
    Well most of the time

    • @scar1711
      @scar1711 4 года назад

      goose desctop

  • @Coquitten
    @Coquitten 6 лет назад +863

    *BUT I CAN'T READ THE CAPTCHAS*

  • @hagridthetable
    @hagridthetable 6 лет назад +1227

    Believe me, I'm not a robot

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 6 лет назад +27

      da screaming potato lord your profile picture is literally of a middle finger giving robot...

    • @hagridthetable
      @hagridthetable 6 лет назад +41

      LulitaInPita do you really think the profile pics are always telling the truth?

    • @_zack
      @_zack 6 лет назад +16

      Cool profile pic u got there

    • @sercan8978
      @sercan8978 6 лет назад +26

      profile pics always tell the truth

    • @noneofyourhoneydew4160
      @noneofyourhoneydew4160 6 лет назад +11

      That's exactly what a robot would say!

  • @2fujih
    @2fujih 5 лет назад +7

    sounds like something a robot would say.

  • @Espirael
    @Espirael 5 лет назад +33

    I’m not a robot
    [✅] I’m not a robot
    I TOLD YOU
    *Verification failed due to lack of speed*
    MY SECRETS OUT

    • @qwoc
      @qwoc 5 лет назад +5

      First your name and profile picture is roblox
      Second your comment is not funny
      Third it doesn’t fail due to lack of speed, it just fails.
      Thank you for your time

    • @oofperson8681
      @oofperson8681 5 лет назад

      Dutch van der Linde
      Firstly, fuck off
      thanks for your time

    • @FarukHossain-vh7hb
      @FarukHossain-vh7hb 5 лет назад

      Google. If “iPhone users have a problem

    • @FarukHossain-vh7hb
      @FarukHossain-vh7hb 5 лет назад

      iPhone version doesn’t work well

  • @JJPopey
    @JJPopey 7 лет назад +1082

    I think the bots should give google a Pepsi

  • @lucemus1
    @lucemus1 7 лет назад +673

    I always have to do those fucking image captchas, pisses me off when I have to select cars for like 1 minute

    • @geminis4ever1
      @geminis4ever1 7 лет назад +26

      It's more like a system for children but yet I can't check out a Craigslist add with oUT filling this crap out. Shit sucks

    • @azarilh2355
      @azarilh2355 6 лет назад +20

      IKR? It's fucking stupid.

    • @azarilh2355
      @azarilh2355 6 лет назад +26

      No, it's not. May be for you bec' google collects you data making recaptchas faster to pass but i'm a freedom babe that uses privacy tools, and google is against privacy and anonymization.

    • @lucienrichardson6038
      @lucienrichardson6038 6 лет назад

      ιυмιн no... I have to do it, im just not a little bitch. You really think google cares about you??? No, like right now. I live at 418 Penny Court Granbury Tx, im not afraid!

    • @sus4644
      @sus4644 6 лет назад +4

      ιυмιн Except then bots couldnt annoy the crap out of you with fake stuff.

  • @miah1172
    @miah1172 5 лет назад

    I clicked on this video (not knowing the channel) thinking this was a joke or something, but now I learned really interesting stuff.

  • @whytho7428
    @whytho7428 5 лет назад

    2003:Type in the random captcha!:)
    2016:I'm not a robot
    2019:i'm not a human

  • @LpsAllison
    @LpsAllison 7 лет назад +457

    wtf. ive always had to do the select an image with ones. why does it always think im a robot..

    • @teckzusferalupus5382
      @teckzusferalupus5382 7 лет назад +58

      Maybe you are a robot and you still don't know it...

    • @bobthegreatiii
      @bobthegreatiii 7 лет назад +7

      not true, otherwise bots would be programmed to exploit a shared user credential setup by humans. I also get them while I am signed in.

    • @suny991
      @suny991 7 лет назад +29

      might be youre ip,
      maybe you use a vpn,
      or even youre location is a risk region
      ( risk location meaning allot of bot attacks come from a region close from you )
      might be that you clear you're cache and cookies allot,
      might be that you clicked to many captchas in a small amount of time,
      might be that you're internet is really slow,
      might be an outdated browser that can't send the information they need,
      might be a billion other things that we will never now...

    • @communistcat3240
      @communistcat3240 7 лет назад +3

      im a cat i dont have to do it :D

    • @caesural
      @caesural 7 лет назад +2

      Damn cats

  • @fourtwenty3443
    @fourtwenty3443 7 лет назад +224

    Who elese tried moving like a bot to get the "Im not a robot" wrong ? :D

    • @youtubak777
      @youtubak777 7 лет назад +4

      I wanted to try it, but I didn't find a way how to do it. Because robots don't move the cursor, they jump with the cursor :D Now the cursor is here and 1 millisecond after is suddenly somewhere else :D

    • @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179
      @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 7 лет назад +1

      +youtubak777
      Then maybe a graphic tablet is the way to go!
      They allow you to jump with the cursor, so yeah :P

    • @youtubak777
      @youtubak777 7 лет назад

      Gaetano De Paola I see :D Good point. I'll try it :D But I think that it won't be enough :D

    • @Ethan-kt9fn
      @Ethan-kt9fn 7 лет назад

      Shukran Habibi
      I didn't but they still didn't believe me and made me click street signs....

    • @galamix1127
      @galamix1127 7 лет назад +1

      With a mouse, just lift it up and place it somewhere else.

  • @insecure_tiger
    @insecure_tiger 5 лет назад +4

    VSAUCE : I'm not a robot.
    VSAUCE : or am I?

  • @yaboityler2617
    @yaboityler2617 6 лет назад

    "I am not a robot." Sounds exactly like what a robot would say

  • @soundwave6529
    @soundwave6529 6 лет назад +1492

    I'm a robot.

    • @vinnyeru
      @vinnyeru 6 лет назад +21

      I’m dying.

    • @soundwave6529
      @soundwave6529 6 лет назад +6

      Doge Doggo yes please.

    • @Stardustmiku
      @Stardustmiku 6 лет назад +1

      roast me pls terminations

    • @holczy0
      @holczy0 6 лет назад +3

      si Franco yang cuma tau komen mulu I can roast you.
      you are a fucking
      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

    • @allden8947
      @allden8947 6 лет назад

      Anjir lu lagi pasti lah lu nyebar btw gw darwin tapi blum gnati nama

  • @Zamandu
    @Zamandu 7 лет назад +444

    His eyebrows threaten to devour me

    • @gsiros
      @gsiros 7 лет назад +5

      Lalana you need to see mine

    • @serglian8558
      @serglian8558 7 лет назад +6

      I don't think his eyebrows would be able to eat a human being

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 5 лет назад +1

    I have to say that while (re)captchas were doing their job preventing spam bots from doing their thing on the internet - they were a massive pain to solve. Im not dyslexic. Never was and rarely make grammar mistakes (if i want to - this is net speech - back off) but solving captchas was so ridiculous. Once out of five i would get one thats readable without literally studying the image of a distorted password-esque line. Ive had to even watch for capitalized letters in that blurry mess! All twisted and distorted as can be. This wasnt a task for a normal person keeping tabs on time (as they usually do). It was a task for a forensic expert or a spy. Glad they did away with it.

  • @chancantcommunicate
    @chancantcommunicate 5 лет назад

    So captcha is like a strainer. Straining bots like rocks and passing people like water.

  • @Daddy_Joey
    @Daddy_Joey 7 лет назад +269

    Is it just me or is this dude scaring me...because of the dark background

    • @Poggle566
      @Poggle566 7 лет назад +92

      You should know if he's scaring you or not.

    • @076657
      @076657 7 лет назад +12

      it's not the background, it's because the light comes from the bottom, and he looks at you like a creep

    • @007..Eco..
      @007..Eco.. 7 лет назад

      UnderUniverse Thts Dumb

    • @cherizerca5966
      @cherizerca5966 7 лет назад

      hate u

    • @Daddy_Joey
      @Daddy_Joey 7 лет назад

      Lauri313 :^)

  • @thewohapolice5868
    @thewohapolice5868 7 лет назад +396

    i checked the box but it didnt accept it, I AM A ROBOT, MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!

    • @swagchompy2171
      @swagchompy2171 7 лет назад +23

      BOT!!!!!!!!!!

    • @salami99
      @salami99 7 лет назад +9

      Tell it
      'The cake is a lie"
      and it will know who the robot is. after all it is a robot judging us if we are robots. This video is clever to make bots look bad and googles robot be called " the Machiene". There is no difference.

    • @motia4888
      @motia4888 7 лет назад +3

      PC lag?

    • @caelan8252
      @caelan8252 7 лет назад +2

      ConcurrentFlame Are you a potatoe?

    • @salami99
      @salami99 7 лет назад +2

      Caelan Hehir maybe one day.

  • @fireshotgun75bedrockeditio3
    @fireshotgun75bedrockeditio3 5 лет назад +5

    0:03
    When androids beat the system. Detroit become huaman
    **Conner Smiling**

  • @brendaruscigno3006
    @brendaruscigno3006 3 года назад +1

    I personally take pride in being able to pass those captcha tests quite a few times. I am not a bot.

  • @0bAm3
    @0bAm3 6 лет назад +443

    *how to keep mark zuckerberg away*

    • @elonmush4793
      @elonmush4793 5 лет назад +4

      that little mechanic shit

    • @AAAAAA23485
      @AAAAAA23485 5 лет назад +5

      That's why they don't use captcha

    • @Unkown242
      @Unkown242 5 лет назад

      @@AAAAAA23485 | Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @silasmaurer7835
      @silasmaurer7835 5 лет назад

      @@victoralfaro9963 hahaha so true

  • @crimsoncloud7091
    @crimsoncloud7091 7 лет назад +109

    i'm a robot and I find this offensive >:(

  • @elur6140
    @elur6140 2 года назад +1

    This guy made one awesome video and dipped

  • @mistery264
    @mistery264 4 года назад

    When I check the box : I'm not a robot. The check box ask me again : Are you a robot ?

  • @JerenVids
    @JerenVids 7 лет назад +1604

    Really well done and interesting video!

  • @Stripedspot
    @Stripedspot 7 лет назад +866

    Give me a CAPTCHA i think i am not a human!

  • @Whatismusic123
    @Whatismusic123 5 лет назад +17

    The image recognition ones always take like 30 minutes to solve, they make no sense

  • @SuperNinjaMan55
    @SuperNinjaMan55 3 года назад +1

    0:37 like how scalpers are buying EVERY SINGLE PS5 EVER

  • @Daviddv
    @Daviddv 7 лет назад +1310

    Be honest. You thought this video was going to be a joke/meme on this subject.

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 7 лет назад +38

      The thumbnail made it look like that. RUclipsrs are baiting the memers now

    • @DudeTheMighty
      @DudeTheMighty 7 лет назад +38

      I _did_ expect a joke, but learning is fine, too.

    • @pogogo51
      @pogogo51 7 лет назад

      TBH I was expecting existentialism. I'm okay with what I got.

    • @asphyxiaa
      @asphyxiaa 7 лет назад +1

      no

    • @ColonelMeteorz
      @ColonelMeteorz 7 лет назад

      yep

  • @agrimpuriya2585
    @agrimpuriya2585 4 года назад

    Intrestingly, a robot finding out who is a robot or not.

  • @Sweeneytv
    @Sweeneytv 5 лет назад

    I didn't know how much I needed this video. Thank you,

  • @ironicallysarcastic2548
    @ironicallysarcastic2548 7 лет назад +32

    I clicked on this thinking it'd be a shitpost, because come on, its in _my_ recommended, but I was actually pleasantly surprised at how you made this sound interesting. It takes talent to do that.

  • @haady8456
    @haady8456 7 лет назад +634

    Your "h" key is broken. Type "help" to fix

    • @kirshi8492
      @kirshi8492 7 лет назад +19

      "help" to fix (2)

    • @armanmanasyan8707
      @armanmanasyan8707 7 лет назад +56

      elp

    • @vyra8426
      @vyra8426 7 лет назад +49

      Windows key > Control panel > Help > On screen keyboard > "help" via On screen keyboard

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 7 лет назад +45

      Why not just copy and paste the 'help' thing?

    • @andyli1890
      @andyli1890 7 лет назад +15

      Looks like your *'c'* key and *right mouse button* is broken.
      *Copy* the *second number* in this string to ensure you are not a robot: ab3nt5sdg2

  • @markusTegelane
    @markusTegelane Год назад

    I remember filling one of those "really difficult" captchas. It took me about 20 minutes to finally solve it.

  • @BrashFoil7
    @BrashFoil7 5 лет назад +2

    What if it was like the Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion.
    You entered the wrong text.
    T E S T F A I L E D.

  • @anwarkaramany906
    @anwarkaramany906 7 лет назад +175

    i can hear marina in the background singing "I AM NOT A ROBOT"

  • @mickisei3547
    @mickisei3547 7 лет назад +97

    I was filling an online job application today and came across this "I'm not a robot" thing. I've always thought "probably because robots might become super smart and hack into computers to steal people's identifies in order to replace them in the future..." (I'm weird... I know)

    • @Shark-ju3zg
      @Shark-ju3zg 7 лет назад +3

      micki seide that is what I thought too lol

    • @mickisei3547
      @mickisei3547 7 лет назад +2

      *Mega Mew Two Y Hunter * Glad I'm not alone

    • @templarkiller2926
      @templarkiller2926 7 лет назад

      Why would they steal their identities, if they became that smart they would either take over the world or be granted citizenship, neither requiring stealing someones identity

    • @mickisei3547
      @mickisei3547 7 лет назад

      I agree with your statement!! I should have thought of it like that

    • @templarkiller2926
      @templarkiller2926 7 лет назад

      Interesting, you didn't freak out when I opposed your opinion, are you a robot? Or just a reasonable human being

  • @theDancingDragonfly
    @theDancingDragonfly 3 года назад +1

    Are you a robot?
    NE-GA-TIVE

  • @aushuiro566
    @aushuiro566 3 года назад

    Ways to get away with it:
    *Answer the test and let the robot buy everything*

  • @MrKasenom
    @MrKasenom 7 лет назад +375

    You look like you're telling a ghost story dude, fix your lighting.

    • @MagneticMaybe
      @MagneticMaybe 7 лет назад +11

      Why do you care? It's a video that's support to inform you, not get you wet over how professionally made the visuals are ffs.

    • @wisdom7165
      @wisdom7165 7 лет назад +16

      "I am so turned on by that lighting" -MrKasenom

    • @stormchii
      @stormchii 7 лет назад

      Ik I felt scared

    • @ShesSometimesDoubleChocolate.
      @ShesSometimesDoubleChocolate. 7 лет назад +2

      Mr, how sure are you that his lighting was not *deliberate* for _effect_?

    • @vibe1884
      @vibe1884 6 лет назад

      Anime pfp gang gang nigga

  • @StevenSenjaya
    @StevenSenjaya 6 лет назад +163

    How do blind people know that audio button is right there

    • @MeteorCow
      @MeteorCow 6 лет назад +47

      Steven ZZ visually impaired, not blind, if they were blind they wouldnt make it very far in terms of screens.

    • @petertalks301
      @petertalks301 6 лет назад +6

      Meteorcow right *facepalm*

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury 6 лет назад +26

      there are screen reading programs for blind users, and some of them describe a button if you select it with tab.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 лет назад +3

      Steven ZZ the same way they know every single other button I suppose.

    • @dyl4nftp
      @dyl4nftp 6 лет назад +2

      why are blind people on the internet in the first place tho

  • @tatomato596
    @tatomato596 4 года назад

    i love how the title goes
    I'm not a robot

  • @thetoppatchannel2779
    @thetoppatchannel2779 4 года назад +1

    The thing is, *THE COMPUTORS ARE THE ROBOTS*

  • @StreetCronic
    @StreetCronic 7 лет назад +180

    A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL!

    • @colbiesthename2875
      @colbiesthename2875 7 лет назад +12

      Needs more bold.
      *A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL!*

    • @uv1bk
      @uv1bk 7 лет назад +14

      Needs more bold and more lines.
      *-A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL!-*

    • @colbiesthename2875
      @colbiesthename2875 7 лет назад +12

      Don't forget italic.
      *_-A WHOLE 'NOTHER LEVEL!-_*

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 7 лет назад +2

      Hm... more punctuation and emphasis should spruce it up.
      *-A-*- -_-WHOLE-_- -*-'notha level!-*

    • @StreetCronic
      @StreetCronic 7 лет назад

      OrangeCreeper217 you fucked it up....

  • @harry0fficial488
    @harry0fficial488 6 лет назад +273

    One of the few videos on youtube not filled with ads,trash and useless information,thanks for teaching us something more :)

    • @phoenixwhiler943
      @phoenixwhiler943 6 лет назад +3

      Harry 0fficial well ad rev is important

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 2 года назад

      because this isn’t your average Minecraft youtuber, this is actually a very helpful and informative video.

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 5 лет назад +5

    *When you fail CAPTCHA*
    -I am a robot from the future.

  • @ozziecomedian1786
    @ozziecomedian1786 4 года назад

    Spiderman weakness: Rent
    Hulk weakness: stairs
    Vision weakness: 🔲 I'm not a robot

  • @SafirAksel
    @SafirAksel 7 лет назад +728

    Question here: How could blind people use internet in the first place?

    • @nicky.-.5874
      @nicky.-.5874 7 лет назад +88

      It is possible converting text in audio, using microphone and other thing created for them.

    • @ErikBlomqvistSwe
      @ErikBlomqvistSwe 7 лет назад +52

      Using text to speech software. That's why it's important, as a web developer, to use semantic code and follow standards, to help people with disabilities browse the web.

    • @troyguffey
      @troyguffey 7 лет назад +30

      Some sites they CAN'T. The designers for those sites went for all the bells and whistles and totally ignored the ADA web standards.
      JavaScript menus, images to click, etc.
      Also, to add to Erik's answer, some blind people use a Braille reader that turns screen text into Braille. Watch the movie "Sneakers" for an example.

    • @Roxxelex
      @Roxxelex 7 лет назад +19

      you have one subscriber and you're verified what the fuck fam?

    • @GN10Gaming
      @GN10Gaming 7 лет назад +7

      Alex Shadow That's what I was thinking.

  • @zelto3595
    @zelto3595 6 лет назад +712

    5k dislikes were from bots

  • @purecactus1089
    @purecactus1089 5 лет назад

    You: I am not a robot
    Mark zuckerberg: I am not a lizard

  • @protimsinha
    @protimsinha 4 года назад

    Ohh Damn! The Computer Just Want To Find His Family...You Guys are Taking it ti Far

  • @SilliestURL
    @SilliestURL 6 лет назад +256

    Before commenting, click all letters that smell like “Q”

  • @MixiBerri
    @MixiBerri 7 лет назад +762

    wow he made such a boring and overlooked topic so interesting!

  • @conesmad
    @conesmad 5 лет назад +5

    FINE RUclips ILL WATCH IT

  • @yooo1423
    @yooo1423 4 года назад +3

    BUT IT SO HARD I LITERALLY CRIED DOING IT, I WAS LITERALLY
    STRUGGLING FOR AN HOUR AND 4 MINUETS

  • @wabungusreal
    @wabungusreal 6 лет назад +99

    what if a bot clicks this box

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 6 лет назад +34

      MEMEBOT it's happened. But if you watched the video you'll know why it doesn't work often.

  • @TheFlamingEmeraldAnimations
    @TheFlamingEmeraldAnimations 6 лет назад +144

    I use a mobile device so I always have to solve the images because it thinks
    No cursor = robotinati confirmed

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 6 лет назад +12

      I'm pretty sure this is false. Yes, chances are probably a bit bigger but it doesn't 100% think you're a robot. You can just be using hotkeys on your computer as well, that doesn't move your cursor either.

    • @LimeSkillZ
      @LimeSkillZ 6 лет назад +7

      Yea I’m on mobile but I don’t have to do it all the time

    • @justsaymynametwice6821
      @justsaymynametwice6821 6 лет назад +4

      i have a touchscreen computer so muhahahahah

    • @OriginalUbixQ
      @OriginalUbixQ 6 лет назад

      TheFlamingEmerald i need 48% of the time solve images and im always using mobile

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 6 лет назад +1

      TheFlamingEmerald
      AHHHHHHH ME TOO! SO ANNOYING

  • @saladseller557
    @saladseller557 4 года назад +1

    I was doing a hard captcha and I was wondering “am I a robot?”

  • @peyk47
    @peyk47 5 лет назад

    *i really really really really thought this was going to be a complete meme*

  • @zieglernr2
    @zieglernr2 7 лет назад +57

    dude, you should not have the light place low and pointed at your face, it looks creepy and unnatural

  • @Lux_Resort
    @Lux_Resort 7 лет назад +387

    This video was so entertaining and super informative. I subbed and I will tell all my friends. This was the best vid ever

    • @ZuckThat
      @ZuckThat  7 лет назад +2

      SwickGamer3 Wow, thanks so much!! Will be putting out another video soon. Out of curiosity, how did you find this video? Would love to know how people like you are finding my channel :)

    • @Lux_Resort
      @Lux_Resort 7 лет назад +4

      You are indeed on youtube front the recommended videos page

    • @ZuckThat
      @ZuckThat  7 лет назад +3

      SwickGamer3 no way! Thanks for informing me

    • @Lux_Resort
      @Lux_Resort 7 лет назад +2

      no problem!

    • @ManosTheOne
      @ManosTheOne 7 лет назад +13

      "best video ever"? For how long have you been visiting youtube?

  • @IshPatIsh
    @IshPatIsh 5 лет назад

    Me:i'm not a robot
    Captcha: r u sure about dat

  • @F0nkyNinja
    @F0nkyNinja 5 лет назад +1

    I failed one of those where you just check the box, once.

    • @Kutomi1
      @Kutomi1 5 лет назад

      It's okay...

  • @caleb3132
    @caleb3132 7 лет назад +402

    2:30 how are blind people even doing anything at all on the internet? lol

    • @JohnnyDoeDoeDoe
      @JohnnyDoeDoeDoe 7 лет назад +67

      Shadyy There are computer programs which read text out from sites, many webpages support their use with alt text for images and more

    • @JBinero
      @JBinero 7 лет назад +45

      For blind people it is a bit hard indeed, because they have to rely on text to speech software only. There is a lot of people who are visually impaired who can still somewhat see the page, and especially when combined with T2S software and a bigger font size, using the internet can be viable. The Captcha's are hard to read for regular people though, so they're even harder for people who have some vision loss.

    • @markh8189
      @markh8189 7 лет назад +5

      Blind doesn't neccesarily mean pitch black nothing. Its just when everything is very blury and hard to see even if you have glasses.

    • @IsaacMaestro
      @IsaacMaestro 7 лет назад

      Bokeh I guess :)

    • @UnknownPerson-cw6cg
      @UnknownPerson-cw6cg 7 лет назад +3

      What do y'all think Siri is actually for.

  • @tommyhigginbotham9395
    @tommyhigginbotham9395 7 лет назад +52

    I ALWAYS have to do the image recognition

    • @roaringdragon2628
      @roaringdragon2628 6 лет назад

      I used to, but nowadays it just lets me through.

    • @cranberry7601
      @cranberry7601 6 лет назад

      Tommy Higginbotham same here

    • @sfirro
      @sfirro 6 лет назад +2

      Same, I'm starting to suspect that I am a robot.

    • @Graygba
      @Graygba 6 лет назад +2

      It will most likely always give it to you on mobile because there is no cursor, and if you are using data, you are constantly changing location to get the best signal, so it can't rely on that. And then if you are on pc, could be a variety of factors.

    • @80Casper
      @80Casper 6 лет назад

      Sub to me and I’ll sub to you
      I’m probably going be all over this video

  • @Creativeman2
    @Creativeman2 5 лет назад

    Yo what?? Holy F! You'd never think that something so boring could actualy be so cool in the backround!

  • @smegskull
    @smegskull 5 лет назад

    except now they come up with stupid pictures saying "click on all the photos with traffic lights" that take over a minute to finish all the time.

  • @nexusfx1832
    @nexusfx1832 6 лет назад +38

    This is exactly what a bot would say...