Alhaitham Saves Kaveh From Hoyo Basement
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- Опубликовано: 15 июн 2024
- #alhaitham #kaveh #haikaveh #kavetham #genshin #genshinimpact #genshinmemes #aventurine #drratio #hoyoverse
Credits
GFX:
Prison Cell Frame Art - Wincy Writes
Red Shutter Flash Effect - www.pond5.com/collections/246...
Prison Hallway Footage - Vecteezy
Music:
Simple and Clean: Ray of Hope Mix - Kingdom Hearts
"When Memories Break" Music Box - / @badwabbitz 
Игры
Ain't no way they locked Kaveh in the SCP foundation's basement 💀
LMAOO
@@angrryfungus Also the fact that Alhaitham's Kaveh radar failed him....
For what he did back in '23
Along with Heizou and Shenhe. Like what did they doooo 😭
I love how Alhaitham’s ahodge is Kaveh Detector 😂😂😂
*Ahoge
But yeah same 😂
It's fine, Alhaitham. Just get Aventurine to get Dr. Ratio to get them to help with the "Wife Extraction" plan.
Me rn: write that down, write that down!
Heizou and Shenhe locked up too 🤣
Wriothesley jailed again(
NOOOOOO POOR KAVEH 😭😭😭😭😭 THEY LOCKED HIM UP IN A REMOTE ISLAND
HOLY SHIT WERE THEY ESCAPING THE FORTRESS OF MEROPIDE?!…
Wriothesley has some beasts in his prison cells.
HELP this is only the correct answer why Alhaitham failed to save Kaveh. Bro was in the Fortress of Meropide all along 💀
@@angrryfungus And the Star Rail crossover happened. Fun fact, the Mango Man trilogy will cross over with Honkai Star Rail. Alhaitham will have his own superhero team with heroes not just from Teyvat… but from HSR as well!
You’re probably wondering… what type of superhero did Dr Ratio become?
He became the Blueberry Boy.
I got inspired to write the Mango Man when I got my wisdom teeth yanked, and my Genshin buddy did a role play with me, and therefore the Trilogy was born.
And Alhaitham became the Mango Man when he got his wisdom teeth removed. The Mango Man used to look like a fruity demon/horror movie entity, but has now become a superhero.
Dr Ratio became the Blueberry Boy from a tonsillectomy.
The trilogy talks deeply about how love can cure anything and everything, even the deadliest of diseases.
Part 1(The Mango Man) of the Trilogy will be Kaveh trying to cure Alhaitham’s disease. Alhaitham goes rampant every full Mango Moon. It stays full for the entirety of the week he’s trying to be cured. Fischl and Bennett live with them for the summer, because Fischl misses her brother Kaveh so much, then love blossoms super quickly. He gets help from Baizhu… Nothing happens. He gets help from Yae Miko… nothing happens. He then gets imprisoned by Kujou Sara with Kaveh, Childe, and Baizhu. Then he goes on another Mango Rampage and wakes up the next day, feeling weak as a newborn baby bird. He then goes to see Nahida for a ritual. He’s then cured, but is then comatose for 3 months, and then Kaveh arranges a marriage for him and all is well!
Part 2(The Mango Man: Branching Forth) involves Alhaitham balancing his life as a dad, scribe, and superhero. He cares a lot about his work, his husband Kaveh, his kid Hazel, and everyone he saves. He’s turning over a new leaf, once shedding the aloof part of himself. Childe gives Alhaitham some family advice from his perspective, and how he cares for Teucer. Alhaitham forms a team with Baizhu the Burger Boy, Kujou Sara the Lavender Melon Woman, and Lisa the Grape Girl. Childe joins in too. Dottore is the main villain of Part 2, and he does these heinous crimes against humanity along with his hilichurl-ruin sentinel hybrid experiments. He says he does it for the sake of “The Destruction”. What he really hints at is… he is an emanator of Destruction, and he carries out Nanook’s deadly deeds.
Part 3(The Mango Man: The Frugivorous Multiverse) takes place with Alhaitham taking Kaveh on a Birthday trip to Fontaine on a giant ass ferry. Fischl and Benny babysit Hazel, but later they help Alhaitham out with his problem, and Hazel tags along. They see Kaveh’s mom and dad, and check out the new Theme Park, Furina Land. Alhaitham is running from the law because of the past crimes the Mango Man has committed. Little does he know, his team tagged along. And new members of the team as well. The Blueberry Boy, and more. Dr Ratio asks the Haikaveh Pair to help him confess to Aventurine about his repressed feelings of love. Childe also finds Navia and all is well for him. Alhaitham is being poisoned throughout Part 3, and everyone helps him by completing trial stuff, going beyond Teyvat to other planets in the HSR universe, and making new friends. Neuvillette’s new power got to his head and he wants the Mango Man dead. He gets law enforcement from the Ten-Lords Commission from the Xianzhou Luofu. They say the Mango Man reeks of Mara, since every superfruit(aka superheroes of Abundance) got their powers from Yaoshi. However, both Neuvi, and Alhaitham, and everyone else is oblivious to the fact that Nanook was in the disguise of Kaveh’s new dad, as soon as Neuvillette exonerates the Mango Man from his death sentence, and finds Kaveh’s dad guilty. Furina then becomes an archon and shares Neuvi’s power. All the Archons, Sovereigns, and Aeons play a big role in defeating Nanook. Nanook’s plan is to destroy Teyvat from the inside out, along with all the Aeons. He’s gone too far, even for himself. So the superfruits save the day, with the help of the divine! Then Furina Land has a grand-reopening, now with Mango Man themes as well!
Funny running gags include: Childe being picked on bc of his codename and his ginger hair mistaking him for the Mango Man throughout the entire trilogy, Alhaitham acting like a cat every time he sees Mangoes, Dr Ratio acting like an owl every time he gets flustered around Aventurine because he has an owl mask, and he puts it on his face to turn into the Blueberry Boy.
OH! I almost forgot. The Frugivorous Multiverse in the trilogy is a lot like the Spiderverse, but… Hoyoverse.
Don’t worry, Wrio will be in the trilogy as well.
Sooo… what do ya think?
@@sophiagilman9449 THIS IS PEAK ENTERTAINMENT! As expected of your work! I love it sm 💕 I was smiling the whole time and those twists in part 3, hello?? **chef's kiss** How I wish Hoyo could see this and adapt it into Hoyofair animation or something like this has so much potential and just cleverly written
@@angrryfungus THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! I’m probably gonna post the teaser trailer on my YT acc since I posted it on my TikTok acc
@@angrryfungus I’m gonna act out the trilogy in my cosplays and film wherever feels comfy for me to film, and then edit it with tools like CapCut and Adobe. And then I’ll have it animated on Hoyofair.
this is my typa brainrot
REALL
MINE TO
this video is so skibidi sigma frfr
kaveh looks so silly im cryinf
AVENTURINEEEEE
WE LOVE PRETTY BLONDS
THANKS HOYOVERSE
I hope they release Kaveh bed art as well 😭
0:07 lol, this makes me remember someone said something like this "that's actually an antenna to find his boyfr- I mean his roommate"
His antenna deserves its own lore & screen time istg
why am i imagining Britney spears knocking aventurine's kaveh wig off when she was on helicopter mode
the flying girl Brittney Spears im pretty sure lmaoo
@@__ghosttboy"omg, thank you for saving me pookie-" *gets wig snatched by britney spears*
flying girl😭😭😭 thats literally britney spears
@@Vonfafa3fixed it
I'm crying this is so funny 🤣🤣🤣 I wonder what wig glue product he's using
1:19 when I saw the gamba chip I knew…
**sends you high five**
@@angrryfungus **Sends back and disappears**
“Nah, I’d disappear for more than a year”
@@Light.of.Kshahrewar 💀 come back plsss 😭
@@angrryfungus *Kaveh is gone, only the silence deeper than the abyssal depths remains.*
@@Light.of.Kshahrewar NOOO I refuse to believe 😩
0:35 the way he speeds up while passing *that thing* lmao
Haha glad you noticed!
THE WAY I CLICKED ON THE NOTIFICATION
That's why you're so fast 😭
Ya’ll I just won the 50/50 for Alhaitham 🎉🎉
Congratss 🥳
I lost him for tighnari at 35 pity on day 1.. Atleast I have a guarantee now 😂
my alhaitham is a broke hydro astrologist girl
@@Kitoki.that happened to me too 3 banners ago. My hydro dragon is a broke astrologist girl 😢
@@Kitoki. me too 😞
Britney just being a certified Allyᵀᴹ during pride month
❤❤❤
ANOTHER BANGER FROM ANGRY FUNGUS LMAOOOOOOO ILY
Glad you enjoyed it 😊
YOU GUYS GOT THE WRONG HUSBANDS!!!
So many memes in this video and I'm ashamed to say I got none of them- At least I was vibing to Simple & Clean the whole time~
(Alhaitham so cute on the thumbnail ♡)
This was all because of my excessive brainrot I'm sorry about that 😭 I was originally not sure about using Simple & Clean, I thought it was a bit over for this kind of video but I think it turned out well?? at least for me haha
ALL HAIL ANGRY FUNGUS
I need funny captions on this lmao cuz what is happening
Should I provide more context? 😭
@@angrryfungus Nah just make some director's notes or dialogue on the captions and make it funny hahah you're good :))
@@angrryfungus just use a lot of onomatopoeia for the silly
Thank you for the suggestions, will keep those in mind 😊
@@angrryfungus oh yeah i forgor to mention, try looking at enthralpy's genshin memes for caption inspos lmao
such a deep and meaningful story, im truly in tears
0:42 poor kaveh 💀😭
I thought Kaveh already got eaten by desert fox since Genshin x Discovery Limited Furniture is his bagpack LOL.
I CAN'T BREATHE 💀💀💀😂😂😂 so that bag was his relic all along?!
I want to go in search of kaveh with you 🤩🤩🤩🤩
Can I come too? 🥺
@@angrryfungus YES!!!😍😍😍
Soo cute helpp
THE MUSIC HELP-----
Is it a bit too much? 😭
@@angrryfungus IT FITS SO WELL AJSNSWHSBSHESJ
@@chearts620 Glad to hear that!
@@angrryfungus Utada Hikaru!!!
@@chearts620 Queen 💯❤
You need to touch dendro.
B-BUT I already touched Kaveh's..
What did I just watch 😭
I LOVED IT
YOU'RE SUCH A GREAT ANIMATOR
Aww thank you! 🥰
Your channel is a goldmine please keep cooking lmao
You think so? 🥺 thank you!
Is this Kingdom Hearts 4 - Kavetham edition ? It is out already?? During pride month 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤😂
Gayme of the Year 🙌
They’re so cute, you always make me smile Fungus 😊
what happened to Kaveh in the end btw 😢😨
@@humptydumpty1111 Poor bbg got stuck with Dr. Ratio. The original ending I had in mind was Kaveh will be all alone but I don't like it to be that sad 😭
Thank you for the kind words btw 🤗
olah mi from teyvat
this is so creative 😍😍🥰🥰
Olah pookie!
Thank you 💖
I’m convinced Angry Fungus is on drugs every time they make a video but that’s what I love about them
HEY what drugs?! I only consume Kaveh's lactose intolerant 🍑
Its so cute and all but what did i just watch its so random 😂😂❤
I'm sorry for the excessive brainrot 🥺
@@angrryfungus its alr i liked it ❤️❤️
AYOOOO LET'S GO SIMPLE AND CLEAN FROM KINGDOM HEARTS SSSSS
my honest reaction to the whole video was
“💀tf”
Alhaithan: *I'm whant help to save my Wife*
Aventurine: *Is ok I'm help you, because you help me...*
Aventurine: Let's go help our "FUH-riends" now!
Kaveh really is a princess that needs to be rescued! hoho~
OMG HHSHSHSHWHWH😭😭😭🙏
>le me into haikaveh and accidentally contracted brain rot
>finds this video
>my new kind of brain rot fr
Thank you for joining my brainrot movement ✊
BRITNEY HAD ME CRYINGGG 💀💀
HASHASJHDAH THE MRT
The one-north mrt jumpscare SJEJFNHC
WHAT OS GOUNG ON LMFAO
This randomly came on my fyp and I'm glad it did lol 😂😂😂
Justice have been done, waiting for the official justice now.
“I miss my wife tails. I miss her a lot. I’ll be back.”
😔
0:19 - 0:20 HAIKAVETHAM ICE BERG!? 😭💞
IM GIGIGLING IN MY SEAT THIS IS EXTRAVAGANT
Thank you 💕
not ratio coming after kaveh at the end
Had to add him bcs seeing Kaveh all alone breaks my heart 🥺
Broo this is so canon ❤❤
KAVEHH where are you?? 😩
Oh I love this
I need a continuation.
This is so random, I love it😭😭💗💗💗
Haha thank you 🥰
HELP BRITANY SPEARS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEREEEE
Idk either 💀
This is so well made and I laughed so hard 😂
Thanks pookie!
alhaitham has a “wrong blonde” curse istg-
i screamed when i saw the upload, love your vids, perfect as always!!! (and alhaitham’s strand locator is cannon now)
Nah the curse is so true 💀
Thank you for the kind words btw 🤗
@@angrryfungus waiting for your uploads just as much as i wait for kaveh(and i wait for him to the point where i had a dream that i was sent to prison and the only thing that i was stressed about is missing out on him sooo)
@@omgkawaiiangel2 What a coincidence! 😲 that was kinda creepy 😭 Sigh how much longer do we (Kaveh wanters) have to suffer??
@@angrryfungus YESS😭 i can’t do this anymore istg
I'm so happy
Should have at least grabbed Shenhe too while he was there!
Why is this so random, i thought this is going to be just about haikaveh
HOYO BETTER OUT HIM IN A BANNER AGAIN
Why do I have the feeling they're saving him for Emilie's banner? 😭
@@angrryfungus I hope so, i still dont even have a single copy of him ☠️
@@prettycuree Hoyo makes us suffer sm 😢
welp thats why i got kaveh from his banner
so cute
this was truly inspirational thank you (come home kaveh)
Looks like hes pregnant with 2nd child 😭
I KNEW IT IT WAS AVENTURINE AJSVAKSB PLEASE RELEASE KAVEH FROM BASEMENT ALREADY HOYO AGGRGGGHHHH
I have great news for you 😩😩😩 I cant take it! I'm losing my sanity rn Kaveh.. just where tf are you?!
I do not regret what I just watch but I am questioning it
I'm sorry for the excessive brainrot 😔
To be continued on 🎉what the frick did i just watch!🎉
Homosexuality in Ecosystem by NatGeo
@@angrryfunguschecks out 👍
Atleast aventurine can save dr ratio too- 💀
This is a masterpiece
Aww thank you!
should I cry or laugh
ain’t no way he traveled from sumeru to singapore on foot
All thanks to his ahogedar 🙏
so thats why kaveh hasnt been rerun for a year
It's entirely possible
JUST 1 HOUR AGO
Britney took me out just like she took out those gards her banner selles gonna be crazy
She is coming to snatch Furina's weave in terms of sales . Girl will be jobless & irrelevant for sure
GOD BLESS ANGRY FUNGUS FOR PROVIDING US WITH SUCH AMAZING STORYLINES
B-BUT its more akin to pwp 💀
AAAAGHHHHH I LOVE HAIKAVEH
"HAIKAVEH SUPREMACY" we all say in unison
PLS WE NEED A SEQUEL!!
The anthena thing is so quite
it's so scrunkly smooshy wooshy pookie wookie 🥺
hoyo keep characters in their basement so fandom can do memes
how considerate of them
Gahd I hate them sm
This is pure brain nourishment🙏🙏 (as soon as i saw the chip i had a suspicion...)
Glad you noticed it!
SHENHE AND HEIZOU THERE GOT ME DYING-
Poor scrunklies 🥺
So random😭😭
Sorry 🥺
WAIT SINGAPORE!!!
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
Yess
Where have you gone btw?! is it true you gave birth to baby Emilie?
@@angrryfungus no alhaitham, kept me in house 😢
@@Kavehxxx That mf gatekeeper 😠
What did I just watch 💀💀💀
Me encantó 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
NOOOOO VI EL FINAL Y YA NO ME ENCANTO 😭😭😭💔💔💔
Why is Alhaitham in Singapore mrt to begin with TT
1:39 Thats still kaveh but in different universe😂😂
True but the scribe seems unhappy about it lol
Ok, I kind of like HaiKaveh. I think its a cute ship with cute cannon in-game interactions (saying this as an Alhaitham main) I'm not as devoted as y'all, BUT I will still subscribe for HKVH brainrot content ❤ Keep serving us some delicious suspicious food 😋🍲
Glad you enjoy my content 🥰
I KNEW IT KAVEH DID GO TO JAIL! #freeKaveh
uhm can you use your Mahamatra authority to free him?
#freeKaveh
What the fck did I just watch and why did I enjoy it helP-
PWP lol
ПРОВЕРЬТЕ МОЙ ПУЛЬС
Please let there be kaveh rerun in 2nd phase. I will get him if I dont get Furina
I have exciting news for you! 😭😭😭
那個呆毛探測器我要笑死
Lol
Y'ALL ME N WHO????
This is canon i can confirm i was the kaveh
WHERE ARE YOU??! pls send us your coordinates 😭
@@angrryfungus the Chinese government kidnapped me because being on alhaithams banner was too gay for them
@@Light.Of.Kshahrewar2.0 Did they confiscate Mehrak?
😔😔😔
kaveh detector
Alhaitham's ahoge deserves its own lore and in-game screentime FR
Why is alhaitham in singapore and then goes to razor hq???
That's my kinda video loll