For real lol. A few days ago a fly was stuck behind the blinds of my window, but my mom and I had left to the store for an hour or two. And when we came back it was *still* behind the blinds. My mom killed it pretty quickly.
I read the autobiography of this American officer who was a POW in the Korean war. In between the hard labor and torture were hours of boredom, and one thing he became very good at was killing flies. His main advice was to wait for when they would clean their folded wings with their hind legs (like at the 0:41 point in this video). They could still fly off in a split second, but because they had to bring their legs down first, it took a bit longer than from any other starting position, and gave you the most chances of killing it.
@JoeyIndolos he is very correct- you wait til they go into cleaning mode to strike, I was a vet of kitchen jobs. Interesting fun fact- a flies nerve system can be jump started with salt up to 42 minutes after being drowned (I've timed it) and some destroyed fly can also be revived with salt
I purchased a device called the Bug-A-Salt. It's basically an air gun that discharges a shot of table salt. A direct hit will literally blow the wings off a fly however it states in prominent letters "DO NOT SHOOT IN FACE OR EYES" and I find this very difficult to comply with since about 30% of a fly is eyes.
A long time ago I was trying to fall asleep when a large loud fly was buzzing back and forth in the room, keeping me awake. I got up and started chasing it with a swatter, but it would not land. My dog seeing the action got up and started chasing the fly with me, and I got mad at her because she was getting in my way. Then the fly took a low swoop past the dog, she snapped her jaws, and the fly was gone. Good dog.
@@123TeeMee my aunts have a cat and she loves eating flies. Before the pandemic I'd go to their house to catch the flies for them (I'm supper good at it) and their cat would help me, she would catch and eat them while I would catch and release.
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late. They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
@@KnownAsVictor That’s very unnecessary to do so. Because I don’t have many jokes up my sleeve but I can tell you a small joke. How did the pterodactyl sneak into the bathroom? Because the “P” was silent. Also if you look at the persons comment you can clearly see that it’s cringe.
@@bennessentials4059 they don't even know how to go outside. There's one time i open the window yet they keep going on a closed window like man it's beside.
It is, and many of our modern innovations come from bugs. Complex air conditioning systems in large city buildings were only made possible after studying how huge termite colonies insulate their nests. Helicopters and some other vertical-take off aircraft were designed by studying dragonflies and flies' wings and flight patterns.
@@dontaybreadgangtv5305 I moved to Dallas, TX 4 weeks ago to work with my uncle I'm 13 my mom is in Las Vegas and my 2 little sisters are in Minnesota with my grandma
I was thinking about finding any flies in my house and pulling those haltere things off of every single one and maybe they will de-evolve and not be fly
It's hard to kill them because : -if you come too fast, they gonna see it, and use the wind you create to flee away -if you come slowly too close, they gonna sense your heat and see yours slight mouve. They best is the flyswatter with holes. They don't feel your heat and can't use the wind to flee away because of the holes. Fun facts... They aren't good at distances. If you bring both yours hand closer at the same distance they will not know it's coming closer
Bruh, I once tried to kill an extra small fly that was extremely fast after I killed its entire legion with a few rocks. It almost killed me! I have the entire thing recorded: ruclips.net/video/YrZ2jfhfPqw/видео.html
My tips for swatting flies: -Make sure the fly is on a flat surface clear of any fragile or round objects -Aim for hitting the fly with the centre or the "sweet spot" of the swatter. This way you maximise the chance of hitting once it starts flying away. -Approach the fly slowly. I didn't know flies had trouble seeing static objects I kinda just found out moving slowly allows you to get closer without it flying away. Exercise lots of patience. -Get as close as possible to maximise your chance of getting the fly but beware the risk of the insect flying away before you have the chance to swat it. You need some experience with this tip. -Get behind the fly. I don't know why but I can generally get closer to a fly when I'm behind it. I thought those things had all-round vision but perhaps their rear view is not as good. You may need to rely on luck for this tip as well as for the first tip. -Use bait. I usually sprinkle some crumbs of any left-overs onto the floor and wait for flies to let their guards down. Sometimes the squashed carcasses of previous victims make good bait too. Using most of these tips I've even been able to squash flies under my shoe by lifting it slightly over bait. It's become somewhat of a past-time for me on some occasions. Maybe I've spent too much time killing flies. Edit: FYI most of the time I don't use a fly swatter but a slipper
And then it flew away even after all these tricks and you end up insulting it and menacing and asking it to come back again to show it how angry you are...
I just hit it as fast and as strong as I can, works every time. Tho it uses alot of energy for one fly, at least for me It usually creates a really loud noise
The color of your fly swatter matters also. I noticed how with some colors like yellow and red, even in setting up for the swat, the fly could sense the swatter earlier and therefore avoid it easier. Green, blue, and beige all worked better.
@@bondgabebond4907 Because I live where there are lots of horses there are lots of flies so I bought a Bug-a-Salt fly shooter. It works great so when anyone leaves the door open it only takes a minute to clear the house of flies. The only drawback is that it does leave a little salt behind but it's easy to brush away. Your Amish fly swatter sounds cool. I like things that are well built so buying from the Amish makes sense.
@@RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq just clap your hands in front and above any said fly about a foot...the fly is so fast it will literally fly right into the clap and die, use its strength against it
A fly is like all the worse parts of a friend. They annoy you when you trying to be to yourself. Run away from you when you do give them "attention". Finally they always give you sh#t in return.
I learned a trick from a friend. Just make a gentle blow towards the fly. The fly "sits" down a little. This makes the fly takeoff some milliseconds slower and easier to hit.
I remember catching a fly between my hands after it had been annoying me for two days. It was unable to fly but it could still walk. I flung it onto a spider web in the corner. The fly hobbled along the web towards the window, and much to my satisfaction, the resident spider raced over and started wrapping up the fly for its next meal. That fly met the end it deserved.
There used to be so many of these metallic green flies in Portugal when I was a kid, i.e. in the seventies. Now they're all gone. Even the common, grey fly became much scarce, just as so many other insects. So sad. Fabulous video, congratulations!
Sad? I don't want to make flies go extinct, but they are so frustrating sometimes when you have something important to do and that little thing doesn't let you by getting in your eyes, nose, ears, and even if you hit it, it will come back, only if you kill it it will let you in peace..
When I say "sad", I refer to all kinds of insects now scarce: butterflies, Dragonflies, Drones, Beatles, Crickets, etc. Even Bees and the common Wasp. I just don't see them anymore. For some reason, Cicadas are plentiful.
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late. They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
I worked in the Middle East for a number of years where in the late spring and hot summer the flies were relentless. I worked outside mostly and they would be attacking you during the day trying to land on your face like your eyes and mouth where the moisture was. When I was walking from my apartment to my office, I'd always carry a newspaper to swat them away. During the parts of the day when I was much less busy, I began experimenting with different spray cleaners to use as a fly killer. WE did have those bag traps where the flies would be attracted to the liquid in the bag, crawl in the small entrance and then fall into the liquid trap. I found that from all the different spray cleaners we had on hand that Simple Green worked the best. But I could only shoot down one at a time. Then, one day, I was playing with a plastic knife from the cafeteria that had a certain springyness to it so I started sneaking up behind the sitting fly and then pulling the knife back like a trigger, let it go smacking the fly and making a "home run" hit of it sending it pretty far away. There would be some fly guts on the end of the knife showing that I also did serious damage to it. But, I was fascinated that I could get so close to a fly and even started approaching it from the front head on. I could kill and kill and kill till either the plastic knife would finally break from the strain or I'd get bored. Most of the time I could get within 3 or 4 inches either in front or behind the sitting fly. If I tried to use my hand to catch a sitting fly, I could never be fast enough to grab it but that springing plastic knife moved with the speed of light so I guess the fly never saw it coming. Once, I was in a sandwich shop with windows at the front of the dining room area and there were about 10 flies just hanging about the base of the window. As I waited for my sandwich to be made, I took a plastic knife and began smacking all the 10 flies which took me only about a minute to accomplish. The manager saw me and said that he had been trying to get rid of those flies all morning long. After seeing what I was doing he found another fly and easily dispatched it using my method. I instructed him on the fine points of how to accomplish the technique in which it was most important to bring in the pulled back knife as level with the sitting fly as possible kinda like using a swinging door to smack someone with. Except for the fly guts, it's a very clean and easy and cheap way to get rid of them quickly. Of course, you'll maybe want to wear some plastic gloves and then use a disinfectant like Windex to clean up the area. The flies could be on the other side of the room on the floor somewhere. But DON'T use this method where you're trajectory would put the dead fly into a food area. IF you have access to a powerful shop vac, that works well too. I hate seeing flys in a restaurant. I know that it can't be helped but at least the management could periodically do a walk around and check the windows as the light seems to attract them. But so does a sticky table.
Two advices: 1 if you can darken the room leaving only a tiny opening with exterior light (like a window), the flies will go towards the light and exit the room. 2 with less light in the room the flies are less reactive and much more easy to kill!
Nobody seems to understand. I don't want it to go away. I don't want it to die. I just want it to suffer. I want to catch it and pull its wings off, watch it crawl across the table in agony and break a couple legs too before taking it's life.
I find it interesting that sometimes I'll notice that when I grab my swatter the flies seem to hide or stop flying, as if they can understand what a fly swatter is or they can smell the fly blood on it.
A funny story is when I was a kid I always wondered why the fly would make that "buzzing" sound when he flew around your head, and mosquitos did this as well. Of course the reason is the sound is from their wings "flapping" so they can't fly without making the noise. You would think they would learn to fly well away from our ears.
@@69metersbelow25 what I mean is they don't fly like birds, In their thorax they have a hollow chamber that creates a levitation effect when they vibrate(not flap) their wings. The flying mechanisms are hazy to me at the moment
I knew about halteres, but I didn’t know about how on-point flies turning could be! That’s so cool! I remember that I use to catch them in my hands when they would get stuck on the window and then throw them to my jumping spider buddies in the windowsill. Nowadays, I just throw them back outside.
Fun thing about flies is that when taking off, they first fly straight up about an inch. Just swipe the air about an inch above them, and they'll always fly directly into the path of your hand (if you're trying to catch them) or your chosen fly splatting device. Never aim at them. Aim where they're going to be a split second after you start to swing. 1 inch above where they currently are.
@@cookinggerson4000 But, flies already know that. According to studies at Princeton University, (Dr. Bern-Zapf et al.2019) flies adjust their escape/avoid pattern relative to our cortisol discharge (the stress hormone we exude). With low cortisol levels in the air, flies predominately take off to the right or right-slightly backwards angled, and if they sense/detect higher levels of cortisol, statistically take off to the left, or slightly left-forward. So if you want to catch a fly, you can either work yourself into a frenzy and/or be extremely quiet and cover up in biohaz suit, and strike accordingly. But of course, not all flies are similar and some are more devious than others. I personally recommend peanut butter sandwiches, which I like a lot.
@@Mr.Monta77 jeez! really? that's incredible. as i was watching this vid i remembered telling my friend more than 20 years ago about flies taking off backwards, and it was something i had "known" for many years already, but i have no clue where i got that info from. your info takes it to a different level
He left us a choice to think and hypothesise, I assume it's a way of teaching us that such small creatures are able to do things we can't, and are able to show us how weak we really are so we won't be arrogant and egotistical, viruses are kind of the same but you can't even see them.
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late. They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
You can also chop their limbs off and they'll still be alive as torso. If you stab its eye or behead it it'll become surprisingly calm. Seems flies can't go around without vision!
They pretty much lack emotions just pure genetically evolved instincts, as a result u will never fed up by torturing it yes u can eliminate them by setting traps.
I figured that out on my own. Yo. For centipedes, they hate the light. So keep the light off, but use your phone light to guide them up out that corner, then bam.
@@-Gildesh- Although I respect your constitutional right to Self Defense... If a fly is attacking you, you have every legal right to defend yourself, your family, and your property from harm ! :-) (please do not deploy ICBMs vs. the Fly)
Since flies are moving through the air when flying, it is easy to hit or catch them, because the halteres and hairs on their bodies are less sensitive to air that is already moving. And no, just because you can catch a fly in mid air, doesn't mean you are fast, the fly is just slower. My 10 y/o daugher can catch fly's in mid air.
A long time ago someone told me that a fly takes off backwards and to aim a couple inches behind it. This was a game changer and I rarely fail to dispatch the pest. It even works when you don't have swatter you can dispatch flies by clapping your hands above and behind them
Doch in der Nähe von unbekannt Name unbekannt zum Tipp der Woche zu den Fritz in Singen und ich bin aus dem Urlaub zurück und ich bin aus Deutschland und dir dann auch einen schönen Tag und ich bin aus Deutschland und dir auch ein schönes Wochenende mit freundlichen Grüßen Synology Disk Station mit der Bitte diese zu lesen dass es ist nicht gestattet ist sehr gut für mich
I read about and saw a few videos years ago that show when a fly takes off, it usually does so backward first before flying ahead. So when you swat at one, swat behind it (where it will be) rather than where it is. I'm still not fast enough most times, but hey, it's worth a try.
@@dream8870 I cut the line at domesticated animals and mammal wildlife. I'm not John Wayne Gacy for God's sakes :) But bugs, bugs get what's comming to them (except spiders, they eat the other bugs)! I remember watching a video about ranchers in Montana or Wyoming that battle yearly with keeping flys under control in the spring. They can amass huge swarms in the millions in just days and spread disease among cattle and ruin pelts by biting sores into the cows. A little off topic, just an interesting video :)
I could do precision strikes on flies with my rubber band and tear off legs, abdomens, heads, wings and leave the head hanging by a thread, they can survive without heads and abdomens
I was watching this video whilst spotting the fly on my desk. I tried out the trick of slowly moving towards it with my hand until i was about 1-2 inches away and then tapped it with my finger.... And i killed it! Unbelievable! And to think that it happend within 10 seconds of the video ending :)
When I was little my parents bought me the Grossology books. Little do people know that every piece of food they put in their mouth has a legal amount of insect particles, insect eggs, and rat hairs allowed in it. A fly landing on your burger in nothing compared to whats already in it.
Seriously, a lot of decomposers (like roaches, flies, worms, etc) are actually incredibly clean in terms of surface bacteria. Its only a small, _small_ percent of flies that carry anything harmful to humans.
@@bugjams Yeah, cockroaches are actually SUPER persnickity when it comes to cleanliness! If you touch one, it will immediately start grooming itself to get rid of your gross human oils!
@@_Venvel I've heard that rumor too. It's not entirely true, as I've touched roaches myself, but yes they keep themselves relatively debris-free. They can still carry diseases inside them though, so best to keep them away from your food. I think that claim comes from roaches raised in captivity, where they're used to being disease-free and clean. I'd love to have a pet hissing cockroach someday to try it out for myself. :D
That is why i cant kill this piece of insect because all the parts of its body is a freaking wind sensor. With 360 vision
with super advanced thermal cameras and movement detectors!
its like the master of being annoying and the worst part is you cant murder it
Ewwww
Use a vacuum cleaner
Your Welcome!
"Ma'am here's your salad"
"Leave it on the table"
"But a fly may land on it"
"Exactly!".
Wholesome
xD
I don’t get it
@@darthtyranus7447It's what they did in this video
Fly: • Literally super creature. •
Window: I'm about to end this mans whole career.
they cant see the window but lol so true
Underated
For real lol. A few days ago a fly was stuck behind the blinds of my window, but my mom and I had left to the store for an hour or two. And when we came back it was *still* behind the blinds. My mom killed it pretty quickly.
@o o What? Lol
And then another fly enters 😐
I read the autobiography of this American officer who was a POW in the Korean war. In between the hard labor and torture were hours of boredom, and one thing he became very good at was killing flies. His main advice was to wait for when they would clean their folded wings with their hind legs (like at the 0:41 point in this video). They could still fly off in a split second, but because they had to bring their legs down first, it took a bit longer than from any other starting position, and gave you the most chances of killing it.
Never thought I'd get fly killing tips from a war veteran
Or wait for the Fly to make a phone call. It will be less vigilant. 🪰
@JoeyIndolos he is very correct- you wait til they go into cleaning mode to strike, I was a vet of kitchen jobs. Interesting fun fact- a flies nerve system can be jump started with salt up to 42 minutes after being drowned (I've timed it) and some destroyed fly can also be revived with salt
What was the book called?
Thank him for his service.
They're still not fast enough to dodge my mom's flip flops
Xd
sooo accurate 😂
Very underrated
yes no one can doge La Chancla
It has a homing system, this makes it impossible to dodge.
"The fly's brain processes information 10 times faster than ours" Well now I can take pride in myself whenever someone says I have fly sized brain.
good one
Positive thinking 😤👍✨
Omg underrated comment.
LOL!
Ppl don’t say that
Even flies learn to “wash” their hand before eating meal
😂🤢🤢
🪤
@Sonic the Artist, yeah, so?
@@harrisfogel6992 Then poops on it so the one eating next will eats their poop.
That's why they don't get Covid-19.
When a fly loses its wings, it's not a fly anymore, its a walk
bwahhahaaaahaaaha
This reminds me of how a kid tore off a fly's wings so he could walk it around as a pet 💀💀💀
@@TamWam_ nah send him to jail for a life sentance but a flys life
@@TamWam_ I did that too
😂😂😂
Human: I'm gonna getcha!
Fly: Buzz off human! I'm smarter than you, faster than you, and I'm- WAIT WHERE'D YOU GO???
Human: *standing right there*
Doing a drax move right here
Kore wa Kingu Crimson
@@zawwin1846 jojo is everywhere
@Liberage tower of grey has entered the chat
Menacingly
What amazes me even more is seeing my dog killing flies with a controlled bite. It grabs the fly then spit it out dead but not dismembered
that is the craziest thing and you sit back in awe-shock and they look at with their goofy face
Same with my dog haha
yes indeed i have seen my cats pounce in flies and even cockroaches and just kill them
And what amazes me is you're such a daddy! 🤤
@@gabrielfrost7668 are you a guy
Fly: imma act like I didn't see that
Hahaha basically
I love the name: Sara/Sarah
It's so feministicly majestic
I purchased a device called the Bug-A-Salt. It's basically an air gun that discharges a shot of table salt. A direct hit will literally blow the wings off a fly however it states in prominent letters "DO NOT SHOOT IN FACE OR EYES" and I find this very difficult to comply with since about 30% of a fly is eyes.
That's why I use Kosher salt in mine. Bigger granuals have a tighter pattern so body shots are easier. 😂
Don’t shoot towards plants either. To much salt kills them. My wife was not happy to loose her cucumber plants this way.
If you were to give your wife what she REALLY needs, she'd have no need for "cucumber" plants.@@internettroll7604
It's talking about your face and eyes 😂
Yellow windex
A long time ago I was trying to fall asleep when a large loud fly was buzzing back and forth in the room, keeping me awake. I got up and started chasing it with a swatter, but it would not land. My dog seeing the action got up and started chasing the fly with me, and I got mad at her because she was getting in my way. Then the fly took a low swoop past the dog, she snapped her jaws, and the fly was gone. Good dog.
I've had a couple dogs that chase flying bugs, gotta be careful when they start going after bees tho
oooh good doggy lol
thought you were gonna say you swatted your dog lol
My cats seem to have a good success rate against flies, probably because the flies get pretty confused by windows and the cats don't.
@@123TeeMee my aunts have a cat and she loves eating flies. Before the pandemic I'd go to their house to catch the flies for them (I'm supper good at it) and their cat would help me, she would catch and eat them while I would catch and release.
2:41 when you're still learning the controls of the game
Elite dangerous without flight assist looks exactly like that
Me with helicopters in video games.
This Comment Hurts Lol
*YES*
R/Truth
In order to kill my enemy, I must learn more about them
😂😂💀
Exactly why I watched
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late.
They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
You destroy your enemies by making them your friends
These disgusting creatures are the main reason why I never kill a spider.
Especially jumping spiders, they love flies so much
yea i wont torture a spider i will take pleasure in the pain of a housefly
I'm the same, I hate flys I love spiders
I don't understand why anyone wants to have an "ecosystem" inside their house. My motto: Everything dies.
@@JetFire9 thank you for your service
me: "using an electric swatter"
Fly: *why do I hear boss music?*
me:get the stick paper
flies:what is that
Then u end up being sans when hes slamming u around trying to hit the fly
@@evilCODrays you ruined the joke because your cringe
@@Aonaroz
Tell us your jokes
@@KnownAsVictor That’s very unnecessary to do so. Because I don’t have many jokes up my sleeve but I can tell you a small joke.
How did the pterodactyl sneak into the bathroom? Because the “P” was silent. Also if you look at the persons comment you can clearly see that it’s cringe.
If a Fly is so fast then How is it that my Hispanic Mom always one shots every Fly she’s encountered.
Protip: add a scope to your straw
As we say, moms are moms
cause she's hispanic.
Nothing can stop a hispanic mom holding a flip flop
Blink and you'll miss it
Fly entering house: Hmph easy!
Fly exiting house: *Mr Krabs the door has disappeared!*
Underrated comment 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♂️ i swear! It’s like why do they want to come inside when they go the whole outside?
Bro everytime they just be waiting for it to open !
@@bennessentials4059 😂
@@bennessentials4059 they don't even know how to go outside. There's one time i open the window yet they keep going on a closed window like man it's beside.
When a fly lands on a flat surface, clap your hands right above it.
Why
@@DJYMXGMGZJGZKYSKXGMGXKDHYK Flys jump up first before they fly, clap your hands above them, easy kill.
Rather not squish one with my bare hands
A friend of mine taught me that trick a few years ago. It really works. Flies are quick, but stupid.
If you clap your hands, a fly will see one hand first, then jump towards the other one.
As a control systems engineer, I find this fascinating. Nature is such a amazing source of inspiration.
It is, and many of our modern innovations come from bugs. Complex air conditioning systems in large city buildings were only made possible after studying how huge termite colonies insulate their nests. Helicopters and some other vertical-take off aircraft were designed by studying dragonflies and flies' wings and flight patterns.
Yes, biomimicry is awesome!
Nerd
@@carbonatedswag4244 laugh funny moment
@@bugjams I bet people were like man I wish I could do that
Hnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ferb I know what we're going to do today.
Fly: “I’ve master the art of being able to dodge anything I see. I am spe”-💥
*Rubber band* :
My hair:are you challenging me mortal
forsakenly misses:
fly: "Lol get some aim"
Fly: lol, if everyone aimed like you, JFK would’ve been alive
@@MachiavelIi #relatable
@@MachiavelIiand Trump too
Another episode of “Where has RUclips taken me tonight?”
You’re pulling an all-nighter too?
@@theheadhunter2427 I am tonight, wby? Two days in a row or what? It’s 12:20AM here in Dallas TX
@@dontaybreadgangtv5305 I moved to Dallas, TX 4 weeks ago to work with my uncle I'm 13 my mom is in Las Vegas and my 2 little sisters are in Minnesota with my grandma
I'm high af
@@Yngman_Kwopo thanks for letting me know bro, I hope you enjoy Texas while here 💪🏾
Here is a pro tip: clap your hands roughly 5cm above them, if you guess their speed correctly you will swat them every time
Eww no thank you.
Yellow windex
It can’t dodge my attack if I mustard gas the entire house
They dont have lungs
Galaxy brain
I was thinking about finding any flies in my house and pulling those haltere things off of every single one and maybe they will de-evolve and not be fly
I use the fly killer 3000.
I have a pet chameleon and he kills all the flies 😈
@@dogevillage7184 But the chemicals inside mustard gas could probably harm a fly.
This is like a horror movie
“No not the burger!”
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
just a typical american.
The trick is to aim to where the fly is flying to, and not where it is now.
You can also use a 76 mm air defense gun.
That's how I get them. I just clap my hands slightly above where the fly is sitting and nail it most of the time.
It's hard to kill them because :
-if you come too fast, they gonna see it, and use the wind you create to flee away
-if you come slowly too close, they gonna sense your heat and see yours slight mouve.
They best is the flyswatter with holes. They don't feel your heat and can't use the wind to flee away because of the holes.
Fun facts... They aren't good at distances. If you bring both yours hand closer at the same distance they will not know it's coming closer
@@AarowSwift When can only start flight vertically - so aiming a tiny tad above them is the way yes
@@jq6413 I support this message
Only makes me more proud of how my cat Garfield catches these in his mouth mid air with seemingly zero effort.
Yeah, cats whiskers are themselves a biological marvel!
My dog Scooby-Doo is still trying to solve the mystery of the dodging fly
When I'm killing a fly, I feel like a titan trying to kill a human with an odm gear
Haha same, except I think I'll pass on tryna eat those buggers.
Some of those flies are straight up Levi level-
Good thing they don't cut our nape
Bruh, I once tried to kill an extra small fly that was extremely fast after I killed its entire legion with a few rocks. It almost killed me! I have the entire thing recorded: ruclips.net/video/YrZ2jfhfPqw/видео.html
does that mean that... we're all really just flies in a human suit???
My tips for swatting flies:
-Make sure the fly is on a flat surface clear of any fragile or round objects
-Aim for hitting the fly with the centre or the "sweet spot" of the swatter. This way you maximise the chance of hitting once it starts flying away.
-Approach the fly slowly. I didn't know flies had trouble seeing static objects I kinda just found out moving slowly allows you to get closer without it flying away. Exercise lots of patience.
-Get as close as possible to maximise your chance of getting the fly but beware the risk of the insect flying away before you have the chance to swat it. You need some experience with this tip.
-Get behind the fly. I don't know why but I can generally get closer to a fly when I'm behind it. I thought those things had all-round vision but perhaps their rear view is not as good. You may need to rely on luck for this tip as well as for the first tip.
-Use bait. I usually sprinkle some crumbs of any left-overs onto the floor and wait for flies to let their guards down. Sometimes the squashed carcasses of previous victims make good bait too.
Using most of these tips I've even been able to squash flies under my shoe by lifting it slightly over bait. It's become somewhat of a past-time for me on some occasions. Maybe I've spent too much time killing flies.
Edit: FYI most of the time I don't use a fly swatter but a slipper
You have too much time on your hands.... :-)
But time flies when you're having fun... :-D
And then it flew away even after all these tricks and you end up insulting it and menacing and asking it to come back again to show it how angry you are...
I just hit it as fast and as strong as I can, works every time. Tho it uses alot of energy for one fly, at least for me
It usually creates a really loud noise
Hats off for you, fly swatter.
As for me, I'd rather stick with a good amount of brute force.
Im having anxiety attacks whenever this fly lands on a food
For me it’s (#·∀·)
As you should.
I was cringing the whole tym.
When that used to happen to me before moving to a cold state, i used to break the whole chunk of food where the fly landed and throw it away.
*OUR FOOD*
The color of your fly swatter matters also. I noticed how with some colors like yellow and red, even in setting up for the swat, the fly could sense the swatter earlier and therefore avoid it easier. Green, blue, and beige all worked better.
I don't think their green recognition is very good.
They should be clear plastic turning invisible to a fly like the predator when motionless.
Got a great swatter made by the Amish made with leather. Works like a charm and doesn't break like the plastic ones.
@@bondgabebond4907 Because I live where there are lots of horses there are lots of flies so I bought a Bug-a-Salt fly shooter. It works great so when anyone leaves the door open it only takes a minute to clear the house of flies. The only drawback is that it does leave a little salt behind but it's easy to brush away.
Your Amish fly swatter sounds cool. I like things that are well built so buying from the Amish makes sense.
Who here believe in Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior?
Human: (sees fly, grabs flyswatter)
Fly: my fly’s senses are tingling.
ha!
My Flidey senses are tingling
I once caught a fly in my hand
Haaa
@@RodrigoMartinez-ib9fq just clap your hands in front and above any said fly about a foot...the fly is so fast it will literally fly right into the clap and die, use its strength against it
Or in other words, Flies have mastered Ultra Instinct.
Danggg y'all gonna subscribe or what
You mean he has a sharingon
Epic!!! 😆
You mean he the 4 hokagae
No it's beyond ultra instict
Yes
I love how he made the title "Annoying flies"
He?
Or she
they
She
Yeah ya know because theses are nice ones to
Really love the way she is explaining everything.....just cherry on top for the already amazing visuals.
A fly is like all the worse parts of a friend. They annoy you when you trying to be to yourself. Run away from you when you do give them "attention". Finally they always give you sh#t in return.
Preach brother 🙌
XD
And they have wings and they eat all your food
Ok
You need to get new friends 😂
the real reason is that the red eyes are thousands of maxed out sharingan that are all activated at the same time
Underrated asf
Underrated
Fricking underrated
😂😂 bruh I love my Naruto fans!
when you don't watch naruto but you get the joke
Fly: Hah The Almighty Swatter Cannot Kill us!
Slippers: *I'm about to end this hideous bug's career*
hideous bugs XD
HIDEOUS ....
*M* *O* *N* *S* *T* *E* *R* *S*
*H I D E O U S*
try using a spray bottle, but of course not in a room with sensitive stuff
Thanks!
You bet!
Do I have to do 5 assignments to finish? Yes, yes I do.
Will I proceed to watch deep look anyways? Hell yes, I will.
Someone is speaking the truth
Or maybe Someone is lying 🤔
dang
Same
The fly be like:
“I don’t think you have any Idea how fast I really am, I’m fast asf boi”
Me: kills it anyway
@@arguechefs2998 monster
Let's play a game of statue
@@arguechefs2998 *Uses Spirit Bomb on a single fly to assure it doesn't get away*
Fly: *Gets away*
Fast af boiiii
Flies after seeing this : fall back we have been compromised
REGROUP
No one is coming for your Halteres.
Ggggh is going to?.hhrvoo
Captain Fly : "Mission failed, we'll get em next time!"
I learned a trick from a friend. Just make a gentle blow towards the fly. The fly "sits" down a little. This makes the fly takeoff some milliseconds slower and easier to hit.
Scientists: * Removes halters *
* Sad fly noises *
LOL
Bings a tear of joy to my eyes
Buzz, buzz, buzz buzz buzz.
@@ario9907 If thats what you wish for some tiny derps for annoying you I dont want to know what you would wish to a screaming baby on the same bus
I remember catching a fly between my hands after it had been annoying me for two days. It was unable to fly but it could still walk. I flung it onto a spider web in the corner. The fly hobbled along the web towards the window, and much to my satisfaction, the resident spider raced over and started wrapping up the fly for its next meal. That fly met the end it deserved.
I catch flies to feed to my pet jumping spiders.
Nice
Oh once one sat on a stove and then I burned it to crisps.
I once witnessed a huge fly knock Down a spider by accident that was hanging from a tree these things are blind I swear
Fly: this is it this is the end
Spider:YaSSssss Yassss
Me: *sees this video in my recommendations
Fly on the ceiling: I need to get out of here
Saitama: I dont need sleep I need answers
There used to be so many of these metallic green flies in Portugal when I was a kid, i.e. in the seventies. Now they're all gone. Even the common, grey fly became much scarce, just as so many other insects. So sad.
Fabulous video, congratulations!
You will see them if you see a dead rat for two days on the street
fly hands wrote this
Sad? I don't want to make flies go extinct, but they are so frustrating sometimes when you have something important to do and that little thing doesn't let you by getting in your eyes, nose, ears, and even if you hit it, it will come back, only if you kill it it will let you in peace..
When I say "sad", I refer to all kinds of insects now scarce: butterflies, Dragonflies, Drones, Beatles, Crickets, etc. Even Bees and the common Wasp. I just don't see them anymore.
For some reason, Cicadas are plentiful.
"their tiny brains can process information 10 times faster than your brain"
Like that's a surprise...
@Therry the Therizinosaurus they're to smart to be kept alove
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late.
They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
Jerry the fly is coming to the end of his routine, here it comes the signature flip, upside down stick to the ceiling, Bamm a perfect 10
LOL It deserved more likes, Genius XD
rip anyone that was eating food when this video popped up.
Not me
No, *e x t r a p r o t e i n*
if i was eating food when this popped up i would throw my food away no matter what and put bug spray all over the house ;-;
@@vbgvbg1133 no, s c a r e d a n d d i s g u s t e d 100++
@@toriannmariee1010 It could be worse. A video gets recommended about a cockroach giving birth.
Not a single fly can dodge my ninjutsu.
2:04 no ones gonna talk about the perfect synchronization with the music?
No.
@@mvl71 lol
Daeyum... Now it looks like a hammer hitting the bell.
@@jetrickgordo4026 I saw that too
It didn’t look synchronized at all lol.
Okay, well, I'mma invest in a flamethrower then.
But first say goodbye to your food and grass
Na save that for the huge spider. Just use an AK like everyone else
Well say goodbye to your ears then
Don't forget to say goodbye to your house
Ofcourse i know say goodbye to your hair too
I lost it when it was spinning while flying😂😭
i’m gonna remove these things on every fly i can catch, starting now
Anakin Skywalker
I worked in the Middle East for a number of years where in the late spring and hot summer the flies were relentless.
I worked outside mostly and they would be attacking you during the day trying to land on your face like your eyes and mouth where the moisture was.
When I was walking from my apartment to my office, I'd always carry a newspaper to swat them away.
During the parts of the day when I was much less busy, I began experimenting with different spray cleaners to use as a fly killer.
WE did have those bag traps where the flies would be attracted to the liquid in the bag, crawl in the small entrance and then fall into the liquid trap.
I found that from all the different spray cleaners we had on hand that Simple Green worked the best.
But I could only shoot down one at a time.
Then, one day, I was playing with a plastic knife from the cafeteria that had a certain springyness to it so I started sneaking up behind the sitting fly and then pulling the knife back like a trigger, let it go smacking the fly and making a "home run" hit of it sending it pretty far away.
There would be some fly guts on the end of the knife showing that I also did serious damage to it.
But, I was fascinated that I could get so close to a fly and even started approaching it from the front head on.
I could kill and kill and kill till either the plastic knife would finally break from the strain or I'd get bored.
Most of the time I could get within 3 or 4 inches either in front or behind the sitting fly.
If I tried to use my hand to catch a sitting fly, I could never be fast enough to grab it but that springing plastic knife moved with the speed of light so I guess the fly never saw it coming.
Once, I was in a sandwich shop with windows at the front of the dining room area and there were about 10 flies just hanging about the base of the window.
As I waited for my sandwich to be made, I took a plastic knife and began smacking all the 10 flies which took me only about a minute to accomplish.
The manager saw me and said that he had been trying to get rid of those flies all morning long.
After seeing what I was doing he found another fly and easily dispatched it using my method.
I instructed him on the fine points of how to accomplish the technique in which it was most important to bring in the pulled back knife as level with the sitting fly as possible kinda like using a swinging door to smack someone with. Except for the fly guts, it's a very clean and easy and cheap way to get rid of them quickly.
Of course, you'll maybe want to wear some plastic gloves and then use a disinfectant like Windex to clean up the area. The flies could be on the other side of the room on the floor somewhere.
But DON'T use this method where you're trajectory would put the dead fly into a food area.
IF you have access to a powerful shop vac, that works well too.
I hate seeing flys in a restaurant. I know that it can't be helped but at least the management could periodically do a walk around and check the windows as the light seems to attract them.
But so does a sticky table.
Two advices: 1 if you can darken the room leaving only a tiny opening with exterior light (like a window), the flies will go towards the light and exit the room. 2 with less light in the room the flies are less reactive and much more easy to kill!
Flies are no match for me, I Am to fast for them
Flies also take off forward so if you come up on then head on. You can usually kill them.
Buy a good old portable bug zapper and put it in your room at night. Does the job all the time
Nobody seems to understand. I don't want it to go away. I don't want it to die. I just want it to suffer. I want to catch it and pull its wings off, watch it crawl across the table in agony and break a couple legs too before taking it's life.
Windex slows flies down & kills them quickly & you end up with really clean windows.😁
I’ve never felt the same level of badassery compared to catching a fly outta mid air.
My cat put me to shame with her ability to bat them out of midair with her paws.
Yea
I can't remember which samurai movie it is where Toshiro Mifune is eating his rice, and he snatches a fly out of midair with his chopsticks.
@@TheRealDrJoey Wasn't it the original karate kid?
I find that if I try to grab in front of them, I am more successful since they usually launch straight forward right into my hand.
I find it interesting that sometimes I'll notice that when I grab my swatter the flies seem to hide or stop flying, as if they can understand what a fly swatter is or they can smell the fly blood on it.
It's very true
Flies are ultimate trolls
I noticed that too. Glad other noticed that, I thought i was paranoid.
I use my dove hairspray.
They never see it coming. They think I'm just doing my hair ahhaha
@@jordankay8578 I need to buy a bug spray because theyre getting annoying when they fly up to me and fly away
A funny story is when I was a kid I always wondered why the fly would make that "buzzing" sound when he flew around your head, and mosquitos did this as well. Of course the reason is the sound is from their wings "flapping" so they can't fly without making the noise. You would think they would learn to fly well away from our ears.
They actually doesn't fly, they levitate.
@@conradmbugua9098No they fly.They can fly around in all angles
@@69metersbelow25 what I mean is they don't fly like birds, In their thorax they have a hollow chamber that creates a levitation effect when they vibrate(not flap) their wings. The flying mechanisms are hazy to me at the moment
Imagine how big your ear is to a mosquito,
"To a fly, we look downright sluggish"
Me: **grabs shotgun** I find your lack of faith disturbing
me : grabs a nuclear bomb to finish it
Lmfoa. I'll do it with my own hand.
Sluggish? *blasts shotgun slug through wall*
*misses shot
*Points it to face
Walter White: “We have a contaminant, and it needs to be dealt with.”
Fly: ....Bzzz
Finally a man of culture
Walter should've watched the video
LOLLLLLL
yassss breaking bad
Those halteres answer so many of my childhood questions, Thank you!
I knew about halteres, but I didn’t know about how on-point flies turning could be! That’s so cool! I remember that I use to catch them in my hands when they would get stuck on the window and then throw them to my jumping spider buddies in the windowsill. Nowadays, I just throw them back outside.
I killed 4 flies while watching this :GOD MODE
I’ve killed 13 🙄
Let’s say, their fast, but not as fast as my salt gun
@@funyunfamily8487 😂😂
YESSIRR
Ultra instinct my guy lol
"To a fly, we appear downright sluggish."
Fly: *Gets smacked across room mid-flight by human*
Also Fly: "Haha now we're talking."
I punched a fly out of the air once lol
"Finally a Worth Opponent"
@@sonny3703 i caught a fly in my hand without seeing it
@@sonny3703 i like hitting those suckers mid air and torturing them to death
It's easy to get the big ones...The bigger the easier.
one time I trapped a fly inside the top part of my fridge years ago.
Fun thing about flies is that when taking off, they first fly straight up about an inch. Just swipe the air about an inch above them, and they'll always fly directly into the path of your hand (if you're trying to catch them) or your chosen fly splatting device. Never aim at them. Aim where they're going to be a split second after you start to swing. 1 inch above where they currently are.
LOL I learned that by trial and error when I was 9.
But now, I told flies we know about this trick so they came up with something new.
Flies take off BACKWARDS 1ST, then forward. Aim from the back.
@@cookinggerson4000 But, flies already know that. According to studies at Princeton University, (Dr. Bern-Zapf et al.2019) flies adjust their escape/avoid pattern relative to our cortisol discharge (the stress hormone we exude). With low cortisol levels in the air, flies predominately take off to the right or right-slightly backwards angled, and if they sense/detect higher levels of cortisol, statistically take off to the left, or slightly left-forward. So if you want to catch a fly, you can either work yourself into a frenzy and/or be extremely quiet and cover up in biohaz suit, and strike accordingly. But of course, not all flies are similar and some are more devious than others. I personally recommend peanut butter sandwiches, which I like a lot.
@@Mr.Monta77 jeez! really? that's incredible. as i was watching this vid i remembered telling my friend more than 20 years ago about flies taking off backwards, and it was something i had "known" for many years already, but i have no clue where i got that info from.
your info takes it to a different level
Plot Twist: The flies actually possess the Sharingan.
true
Teleportation jutsu
No. Byakugan
Ultra instinct
byakugan*
“God in his wisdom made the fly; then forgot to tell us why.” Ogden Nash
He also made the mosquito, venomous centipedes, fire ants, and lots of other stuff then forgot to tell us why.
He left us a choice to think and hypothesise, I assume it's a way of teaching us that such small creatures are able to do things we can't, and are able to show us how weak we really are so we won't be arrogant and egotistical, viruses are kind of the same but you can't even see them.
@@smugbedo2986 Yuck negative atheist
@Qpid 1986 I have no interest in the Bible or anything related to god.
They evolve and adapt not god create it
Flies go towards light so close the curtains/ blinds but leave a small gap. This encourages the insect to the window. Buy one of those tennis racket shaped electric fly swatters that has a fine mesh of wires that deliver a high current from a 9V battery and pin it to the window letting the swatter electrocute it. The wire mesh reduces the possibility of the fly detecting air pressure from the swat until it is too late.
They are cheap to buy and very successful. 😎
Am I the only one screaming "No....NOOO!" when the fly is about to land on some food? 😂
No 😭
Nooooo, I got too anxious😭
I am the same way!
The closer a fly gets to my food the more swear words I invent on the spot
Fly landing on food is such a shame...because you *HAVE* to throw it away. Waste
note to self: when torturing a fly remove its “haltere”.?
You can also chop their limbs off and they'll still be alive as torso. If you stab its eye or behead it it'll become surprisingly calm. Seems flies can't go around without vision!
They pretty much lack emotions just pure genetically evolved instincts, as a result u will never fed up by torturing it yes u can eliminate them by setting traps.
@@fdhahaehetehtet163 How pathetic must your life be to have hapiness out of that
@@zer0edgy952 How pathetic yours must be to be glad to criticize mine
@@fdhahaehetehtet163 Damm bro standing up against torture is pathetic i guess
I mostly kill house flies with a electric swatter,
"And trust me" *it smells really bad*
and don't forget it taste delicious.
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 cursed comments
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 crispy
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 spicy
@@bulbulitobayagbagan9633 crunchy
I figured that out on my own. Yo. For centipedes, they hate the light. So keep the light off, but use your phone light to guide them up out that corner, then bam.
See you guys in 5 years when this is in recommend section
I'm here before 5 years, even though I might die in the next 5 years🤔
Shut up
@@badvibesforever1602 wow😂😂
Poopy
Oh God! Shut up with the hack comment everyone does on recommended videos, you're not original
"can process information 10× faster"
Flies : Crashes into the Window
Also them : *I'll freaking do it again*
also flies:oh look what is that purple lantern
“I don’t remember the sun having a big 75 on it.”
Their memory term is 3 seconds. Which is why they keep landing on you after swatting them.
Fly stats:
Strength: 0
Dexterity: 10,000,000
Constitution: 0
Intelligence: 0
Wisdom: 0
Charisma: -10,000,000
Flies are Cute ! :-) ruclips.net/video/1NsL56hC3FI/видео.html
@@SeaJay_Oceans Until you see their eggs or larvae on some food in your house... and the way they squirm...
@@SeaJay_Oceans yup
@@-Gildesh- They are cute ! Little tiny critters... All LIFE is the children of the Creator. One Universe. One Love ! :-)
@@-Gildesh- Although I respect your constitutional right to Self Defense... If a fly is attacking you, you have every legal right to defend yourself, your family, and your property from harm ! :-)
(please do not deploy ICBMs vs. the Fly)
Ik this is gonna get recommended 5 years later, so I'm here in 2021
Sounds about right
Uhm good for you
7*
Genius
I'm here in 2021 :]
I've caught house flies in mid air with one hand many times before... Call me expert 😄
I've only done that twice
Damn
@@Al_Man9oori yeah because I'm like S400 missile against flies
@@m.a4491 The sheer power
I used to cup them (trap them in a cup)
I killed a fly once and THEN WORMS STARTED TO COME OUT OF THE FLY
Fly: I can dodge anything
My grandpa using a rubber band as a whipper: Are you sure abourt that?
This is the same technique my father used ahahahaha
Works every time.
Im using my slipper works good too ;)
lol same
💯👍
Since flies are moving through the air when flying, it is easy to hit or catch them, because the halteres and hairs on their bodies are less sensitive to air that is already moving. And no, just because you can catch a fly in mid air, doesn't mean you are fast, the fly is just slower. My 10 y/o daugher can catch fly's in mid air.
She can?
Them: struggling to hit a fly
Me: me and my broken rubber band gazing at the fly with a speed of light be like"
Heck yeah! I've been smackn em with rubber bands for decades. Once you learn to aim it's actually fun😆
Yess. That’s how I kill’em too
RUclips: Here’s how that annoying fly dodges your swatter
Fly: WRITE THAT DOWN!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
YOU RESPECCCT THE FLY!
I swear, they’re all watching us. Every single one of them.
@@GreatOldOne9866 ikr
what..
Air is in its element? **BREAKS OUT THE VACUUM CLEANER**
A long time ago someone told me that a fly takes off backwards and to aim a couple inches behind it. This was a game changer and I rarely fail to dispatch the pest. It even works when you don't have swatter you can dispatch flies by clapping your hands above and behind them
_Finally, I can end that pesky mosquito_
Kono dio da
It’s a fly for this you must get a dislike
U back ❤️❤️❤️
she bacc
And she attacc
And have a great snac
She had a big mac
Now shes bacc on tracc
Funfact: You got recommend this and you have no idea why..
fun fact : fun facts aren't fun
Doch in der Nähe von unbekannt Name unbekannt zum Tipp der Woche zu den Fritz in Singen und ich bin aus dem Urlaub zurück und ich bin aus Deutschland und dir dann auch einen schönen Tag und ich bin aus Deutschland und dir auch ein schönes Wochenende mit freundlichen Grüßen Synology Disk Station mit der Bitte diese zu lesen dass es ist nicht gestattet ist sehr gut für mich
Exactly
How come everyone is hating this guy???
Yes I am
I read about and saw a few videos years ago that show when a fly takes off, it usually does so backward first before flying ahead. So when you swat at one, swat behind it (where it will be) rather than where it is. I'm still not fast enough most times, but hey, it's worth a try.
Raid: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
The trick is to never aim where the fly is but rather where is going to fly…I catch them and slam them on the floor 😂 😂 gotta be quit and precise
Yup. My old job I had a huge workbench. We'd catch them by hand, shakem, then throw them down. Or pull off wings to serve as a warning to others :)
@@longbow6416 jesus you’re a psychopath
@@longbow6416 yea sometimes I torture insects to warn others too lol
@@dream8870 I cut the line at domesticated animals and mammal wildlife. I'm not John Wayne Gacy for God's sakes :)
But bugs, bugs get what's comming to them (except spiders, they eat the other bugs)!
I remember watching a video about ranchers in Montana or Wyoming that battle yearly with keeping flys under control in the spring. They can amass huge swarms in the millions in just days and spread disease among cattle and ruin pelts by biting sores into the cows. A little off topic, just an interesting video :)
I could do precision strikes on flies with my rubber band and tear off legs, abdomens, heads, wings and leave the head hanging by a thread, they can survive without heads and abdomens
Can only live up to 3 days yet rubs their hands as if they’re planning to destroy the universe
LM: Adult houseflies live 14-30 days.
it's not long to us, but it's decades to them
yea the ones i see can last way longer than 3 days
I was watching this video whilst spotting the fly on my desk. I tried out the trick of slowly moving towards it with my hand until i was about 1-2 inches away and then tapped it with my finger.... And i killed it! Unbelievable! And to think that it happend within 10 seconds of the video ending :)
Tell me with details how you did it
Pro tip: When killing flies, play Doom music.
Trust me. It helps.
I did but it came back even more hellish
Tried this, the flies started coming for me instead.
My man why is there a health bar on top?
Oh shi-
me just like: "they wont dodge the fireball from the isopropyl and lighter tho"
I knew I wasn’t the only who torched them annoying mfs 😂
send a vid if u do
Dodge that you filthy casual
Hair spray works so much better. That or break cleaner
@@Quicksilver78650 brake cleaner has a use for about everything
Everyone gangsta till they realize that flies regurgitate on you food.
Y
O
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Little fly upon the wall, ain't you got no clothes at all? Ain't you got a petticoat? Ain't you got a shimmy shirt? Poor little fly, ain't you cold?
"Do u wish you could fly?"
Me after remembered the movie the fly:I prefer not
"It carries hundreds types of bacteria around. On its legs and in its guts" like basically everything. Man don't make flies seem grosser as they are
When I was little my parents bought me the Grossology books. Little do people know that every piece of food they put in their mouth has a legal amount of insect particles, insect eggs, and rat hairs allowed in it. A fly landing on your burger in nothing compared to whats already in it.
Seriously, a lot of decomposers (like roaches, flies, worms, etc) are actually incredibly clean in terms of surface bacteria. Its only a small, _small_ percent of flies that carry anything harmful to humans.
@@bugjams Yeah, cockroaches are actually SUPER persnickity when it comes to cleanliness! If you touch one, it will immediately start grooming itself to get rid of your gross human oils!
@@_Venvel I've heard that rumor too. It's not entirely true, as I've touched roaches myself, but yes they keep themselves relatively debris-free. They can still carry diseases inside them though, so best to keep them away from your food. I think that claim comes from roaches raised in captivity, where they're used to being disease-free and clean. I'd love to have a pet hissing cockroach someday to try it out for myself. :D
@@Bro-ns9ti To you, maybe.