@@JasperForge I mean no offense by this but that sounds so childish "Well, They seduced my character first. What was I supposed to do...nothing?! Absolutely not!"
Laura: being made fun of by her friends for feeding her imaginary ferret imaginary rats. Big Brother Liam: quietly wikipedias what ferrets and weasels eat and passes her his phone so she can win the argument.
Matt flirted with only male friends, if I recall...Matt's wife, on the other hand, has flirted with 2 of the female friends, and slept with 2 of the female guests...perhaps they have a gendered arrangement? If so, I would like to sign up as a future guest 😏😁😘🤣🤣
I mean, when it's D&D? At some point, you finna be flirting with a friend, whether it's intentional or not XD @@princessblazena Where did the "sleep with 2 of the female guests" come from?
@@InsanityVirus spoilers: Beau has slept with 2 of the female characters played by guests. But I agree that its part of the fun, as a person who enjoys some in game seduction myself 😉😎😁😂
@@princessblazena His NPCs flirted with Beau in Nicodranis, and recently with Yasha. Can't recall if Jester has been flirted with, but Laura's Campaign 1 character was.
I imagine yarsha coming around the corner as jester says fuck you all while poking the fingers And she just happens to look directly at her while the rest laugh
I love that Matt is literally torn between disappointed in his friends for seducing his NPCs, and him forced to play along with it to stay true to character 😂
Honestly, Sprinkle would probably like the mud/twig nest quite a bit. Weasels will live in most salvaged places. Oftentimes weasels live in either abandoned burrows, or nests under trees or rockpiles.
I like how despite the fact that Laura practically throwing a random buffet at a weasel is just pure comedy Liam just goes out of his to turn the tables on her and the rest of the party making fun of by giving her information on a weasel's diet. No fucks thrown at you either Liam.
funny enough, sprinkles might eat rat chunks since they hunt other rodents for food, like mice and stuff. Granted rats are much larger than mice but still meat
Well you can probably buy them online. There are also some flasks (even some big ones) in the torist shops at times. But else probably in the Tobako shops. They normaly have liquor there too.
I like how Matt's like "please stop seducing my npcs"
Technically Matt's NPC was the one trying to do the seducing. He just wasn't prepared for the consequences of his actions.
More like, "please stop teasing my NPCs."
Well NPC showed interest first
@@JasperForge I mean no offense by this but that sounds so childish
"Well, They seduced my character first. What was I supposed to do...nothing?! Absolutely not!"
@@madrocts well she did, so lets not turn this into a "me too" thing, its all just in good fun
Laura: being made fun of by her friends for feeding her imaginary ferret imaginary rats.
Big Brother Liam: quietly wikipedias what ferrets and weasels eat and passes her his phone so she can win the argument.
Ferrets are obligatory carnivores, and very voracious predators. They are also incredibly cute.
Laura: FUCK YOU GUYS HE WOULD LOVE THE RAT!! Oh shit, not fuck you, Ash
Me: Not you, either, Liam
@@dracowolf3212 Travis: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool, and fuck you.
Draco wolf Liam was all in on the making fun of her XD he was rightfully included
@@sethkeown5965 It was a nice half baked reference
Matt has succeeded and flirted with all of his friends, while his wife is sitting at the table, multiple times.
Matt flirted with only male friends, if I recall...Matt's wife, on the other hand, has flirted with 2 of the female friends, and slept with 2 of the female guests...perhaps they have a gendered arrangement? If so, I would like to sign up as a future guest 😏😁😘🤣🤣
I mean, when it's D&D? At some point, you finna be flirting with a friend, whether it's intentional or not XD
@@princessblazena Where did the "sleep with 2 of the female guests" come from?
@@InsanityVirus spoilers:
Beau has slept with 2 of the female characters played by guests. But I agree that its part of the fun, as a person who enjoys some in game seduction myself 😉😎😁😂
@@princessblazena His NPCs flirted with Beau in Nicodranis, and recently with Yasha. Can't recall if Jester has been flirted with, but Laura's Campaign 1 character was.
To be fair. Marisha has bad sex with 2 female guests. And Matt. This campaign
Ashley: Says nothing
Laura: "That'll teach you to sit there quietly minding your own business! Serves you right!"
I imagine yarsha coming around the corner as jester says fuck you all while poking the fingers
And she just happens to look directly at her while the rest laugh
3:00 the exact moment Matt realises he has to flirt with Travis ... again.
Sprinkles: *thousand yard stare as Fortunate Son plays in the background*
You just made me fucking crack up.
"fuckin rooks wait till the trees start speaking undead" *lights up*
"I NEED YOOOOOoooouuUUU TO BE MY...........SWEET THANG......"
Fjord trying to avoid that the only thing that rhymes with life (wife)
😂😂
I think my favorite part about Fjord and that goblin scene was that there was this Bugbear in the corner just wondering wtf is going on.
Christopher Fry omg you’re right 😂😂
I bet he likes to watch.
I love that Matt is literally torn between disappointed in his friends for seducing his NPCs, and him forced to play along with it to stay true to character 😂
Leave it to laura to make the whole table break for 10 mins
Vic Harb It's up to par with the bath based shenanigan from the first campaign.
With Marisha LITERALLY tapping out at 9:28.
The best way to teach your players about consequences is to give them a pet and have their inevitable neglect of it traumatize the poor thing.
I love how Laura’s shirt, even all the way back then...
...”I LIKE BREAD”. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hide all your female NPCs from Fjord...
Forget the female NPCs, save the Weasels from Jester!
and some of your male~
Sapheyer Soft Sounds that weasel is a reverent
this just in: only straight people exist /lh
tag yourself i'm fjord wailing in the background while matt tries to describe what's happening
I'm Caduceus, just crying of laughter
I’m jester not sure what to do?
I'm Taliesin rubbing his cheeks because they hurt from laughter
I’m Laura trying to shove a weasel into a hut
Fjords singing is absolutely one of the greatest things to have come out of Season 2. Change my mind
I would remind you of...the chair.
erik diaz Oh of course
Dude, Bread Bats had me rolling.
Nott’s “-1” (I believe) on an ability check
It's not so much singing as hapless yodeling. xD
That Sprinkle bit is some of the hardest I've ever laughed.
Matts pissed off weasel is just me every morning!
Jester: "do you like it?"
Sprinkle: "Hiss"
me: *pops a rib from laughing too much*
You know it's amazing when Taliesin had to rub his cheeks from laughing too hard 😂😂😂
"It Lives in a HOLE in the GROUND" No one listens to the knowledge of a 4000 year old Immortal
It will never not be awesome to watch Matt shamelessly hit on Travis. ^_^
I don't know about *shamelessly* 😂😂😂 He looked pretty ashamed when he realized what he'd have to do.
absolute peak D&D
That god damn noise at 3:10. The best expression Matt has ever made.
Why has no one animated Fjord singing and being oiled up yet?!
Too saucy for RUclips.
@@BLINDrOBOTFILMS RUclips is filled with cowards.
How many times has Fjord taken one for the team at this point?
Jason Fuentes CritRole Stats might have the counter for that
Every time.
Poor Sprinkles needs a month long vacation. I honestly feel so bad for it. Caddad please teach your children about pet responsibility!
Honestly, Sprinkle would probably like the mud/twig nest quite a bit. Weasels will live in most salvaged places. Oftentimes weasels live in either abandoned burrows, or nests under trees or rockpiles.
I want a supercut of all of Fjord's gigallo moments.
It's spelled Juggalo....
@@MrUmakemelaff wrong. It’s spelled gigolo
I didnt know how much I needed this until I watched it. Made...my day!
Awe I'm glad! :)
„Here human, eat this teenager“ will never not get me 😂😂😂😂
i SHOULD NOT HAVE CLICKED ON THIS WHILE I WAS AT WORK. THEY HAVE NEVER HEARD A LAUGH LIKE MINE ANAK NG LAHAT NG PUTIIING
PUTEK HAHAHA
I like how despite the fact that Laura practically throwing a random buffet at a weasel is just pure comedy Liam just goes out of his to turn the tables on her and the rest of the party making fun of by giving her information on a weasel's diet.
No fucks thrown at you either Liam.
I just want a animation of a battle harden sprinkle just plotting to killing jester like wily coyotey
honestly, i'm surprised no one asked Caleb to Polymorph sprinkle into a human yet.
Or is that not a possibility?
@@Firan25 well wouldn’t you know... 🤠
@@laylayytofficial yes. That reveal was shocking. But not unexpected. XD
@@Firan25 that's a ninth level spell. But turns out...it probably wouldn't have worked.
i look forward to these every week!
Thank you for this, this is the clip I will send to everyone who wants to know what D&D is
That's my biggest goal with these videos!
Eeeeeer that may not be a great idea.
Fjord took one for the team
2 now, including Avantika
Matt, is an amazing voice actor, how has one man managed to do so many people...
7:56 taliesin’s face kills me here, this is the face of pure joy
God, it's like listening to a cow's mating song. XD
I love dungeons and dragons
Thomas Perkins
I can completely understand why, and I think I speak for most of us when I say that
7:53 Taliesin is losing his mind lmaooo
His laugh in contagious
How could you skip the "back door" joke? lmao
Yep, disapointing.
Oh shit that was so subtle
the memoir of matt mercer- Let the insanity take you!
7:58 that laugh is infectious!
It slowly devolved into one of my dnd games
If someone accidentally shot animal with an arrow or bolt, it would've been mine.
In explanation, Nat 1's are a bitch and a half 😂
Legit Laura saying not Ashley is the of 'not you sweet, we are so glad you are here!'
soon the name "sprinkle the weasel" will strike fear and panic in the hearts of even the gods
Taliesin is my spirit animal in this situation lol
I love this so much and you nico
I was crying with laughter from the very get-go and i'm trying not to sob with it by the end. This crew never fails at absolute hilarity.
I love Travis' Half Baked reference at 9:57
5:34 oh I just realized that Laura could of Incorporate this into her lv.10 update art.
I hope that at some point in time, we get a Sprinkle one-shot just like how Trinket got a couple.
CollinDew16 Trash Panda’s anyone...
@@aglazeddoughnut5250 reskin a honey badger with a weasel
funny enough, sprinkles might eat rat chunks since they hunt other rodents for food, like mice and stuff. Granted rats are much larger than mice but still meat
Ferrets will kill rats, fowl, rabbits and ducks. They are effective. Their larger cousin; the Wolverine will chase off or kill grizzlies for prey.
Weasels aren’t rodents but like, ferrets (which are weasels) were domesticated for hunting rats and mice so
this video reminded me that laura was the one who started the running joke that sprinkle was dead hahahahaha
Can we just agree that every member of critical role is a gift to this world?
Nice Sweeney Todd reference
Oh THAT'S what he was singing!
It was a mistake to eat food while watching this
I could have died X'D
The prophetic I like bread shirt.........
Ending to this was so nice, felt like an actual family just laughing together
After all these years we've learned how to break the Taliesen: Animal Cruelty
Jesters hair oil is basic lyrics Soul Glow, & now I need to see Jester in a jerrycurl
JUST LET YOUR SOUL GLO, JUST LET IT SHINE THROUGHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm losing it at Matt's voice already at the beginning.
You would never know it's a guy
I just wept with laughter
This clip is just so perfect xD
I sincerely hope that Campaign 3 has many moments joy and chaos like this.
0:37
every time i see you uploading
I live for their pop culture references. " Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool....."
I love them so much
These are always a joy to watch. :3
Hide Fjord from all the NPCs. Not only female! To be honest, for his own good.
What is the number for ASPCA Xhorhas?
Now imagine this scene with Hanzo, genji, mcree, and dva
I need like a whole compilation of every sprinkle joke.
I haven't watched the full run of these...but I hope Travis isn't the bard?
VulpisFoxfire no he is the hex blade warlock
No that next campaign
Talisens laugh will always bring me joy
Taliesin’s Dead Milkmen reference re: the burrow owl omg I died
Hide yo children, hide yo wives, hide yo female npcs
“Fuck you in specifically Ashley “ died
"But it needs to be applied *DIRECTLY*."
Uh oh, lol.
Real D&D
Your man starts playing*
I almost passed out laughing because of this
Sprinkle is gonna straight up gonna polymorph into a tarasque at the start of the final episode
That implies that Sprinkle is a CR 30 or greater creature
10:13 that flask haha
09:55
Just went sideways for Ashley lol
marisha ray more like marisha SLAY
this was one of the most uncomfortable things ever
Tywin Lannister
And it was perfect
Worse than that one time with the crossbow?
@@gamingsensei it is a close second
Meantime I'm laughing my ass off.
Ill sell my entire soul so that Travis can be a southern drawl bard next campaign
My favorite Matt voice,
Sprinkle must have a Constitution score of 40
"The pleasure is MiiiiNe.." Matt asked for it. 🙂
For the love of god can someone cast awaken on sprinkle?
Why do you play D&D?... this clip among many others.
If i would ever need to show somebody what dnd is, i would send this video
Fjord is a bard at heart lol
Why does Matt sound like truffles from chowder
Where can I get Sam's canteen at???
Well you can probably buy them online. There are also some flasks (even some big ones) in the torist shops at times. But else probably in the Tobako shops. They normaly have liquor there too.
mat's Elmo is fantastic
Honestly, I think the only person Travis has flirted with more than his wife has been Matt, and it's been hilarious each time.
Palard: My favorite multi class.
Matt sounds like gingy from shrek