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  • @EnderLord007
    @EnderLord007 5 лет назад +806

    “I mean we’re adventurers, but not sexual adventurers”
    *Taliesin laughs his ass off*

    • @willnelson9906
      @willnelson9906 4 года назад +41

      i have never wanted more for molly to be alive and with them then in that scene

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 4 года назад +3

      "Well..." XD

    • @xandan1668
      @xandan1668 4 года назад +1

      @@willnelson9906 111....

  • @masterofthetear8138
    @masterofthetear8138 5 лет назад +1726

    "It's my husband! *Give him your weasel!"*

    • @miam9989
      @miam9989 5 лет назад +61

      Entitled white mom at its best XD

    • @ryansullivan7349
      @ryansullivan7349 5 лет назад +62

      @@miam9989 entitled Green mom

    • @jaredphillips129
      @jaredphillips129 4 года назад +11

      I think the best part is that it was Sam saying it to Laura fucking Bailey

    • @anthonysunseri1865
      @anthonysunseri1865 3 года назад +2

      Coming back to this after the last episode makes this sentence a whole lot weirder.

  • @benjoe1993
    @benjoe1993 5 лет назад +1284

    Marisha with the quick "yes, and..." on Nott saying "That's a stick!" was a great improv moment there!

    • @liaminator4950
      @liaminator4950 5 лет назад +51

      Right?? Im always impressed by that

    • @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777
      @ihaveaplan.ijustneedmoney.9777 4 года назад +72

      I just love how everyone in that table just goes with whatever bullshit their friends throw at them~ x)

    • @hcdhcdhcd41
      @hcdhcdhcd41 3 года назад +3

      It‘s „oh fuck“ not „yes, and …“

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 3 года назад +13

      @@hcdhcdhcd41 “Yes, and” is another way of saying improv, since the number one rule for improv is to avoid saying “no” at all costs, and instead build upon someone’s remark by saying “yes, and also this other thing”, even if their remark would normally be answered with “no”. It keeps the scene flowing, and also can lead to the best derailments.

    • @hcdhcdhcd41
      @hcdhcdhcd41 3 года назад +5

      @@deffdefying4803 Huh, TIL. Thanks for educating me.

  • @theredpanda3709
    @theredpanda3709 5 лет назад +1399

    "Is that a halfling, with a goblin? Kinky."

  • @gearsofwar4061
    @gearsofwar4061 5 лет назад +1001

    "ooooh you got a chemist" Matt's sarcasm is a blessing

  • @YouPear3
    @YouPear3 5 лет назад +1980

    The horribly horribly synchronized claps is the best best shit to me! It’s so perfect and hilarious! Perfectly represents how chaotic the group is
    1:04

  • @Dakuu75
    @Dakuu75 5 лет назад +456

    "let's break."
    **7 consecutive claps** lol

    • @Orlkov
      @Orlkov 4 года назад +10

      So no one told you life was gonna be this way

    • @LoryK98
      @LoryK98 4 года назад +7

      More like 6 and then Caleb

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 4 года назад +8

      After reviewing the footage at 0.25x speed I have concluded that talestian somehow made no noise, Ashley barely clapped at all, and then there's Liam. So in conclusion, if you repetedy watched the clip you will only hear 4 claps before Liam.
      To test my findings for yourself here is the timestamp 1:05

  • @ayokekw
    @ayokekw 5 лет назад +736

    *Nuggets poofs away*
    Yeza: :(
    *Nugget comes back*
    Yeza: :D

    • @taranoreilly5101
      @taranoreilly5101 3 года назад +4

      This is literally one of the cutest things that's ever happened on stream 😍

  • @Shigofumi7163
    @Shigofumi7163 5 лет назад +499

    I think my favorite part of the medal thing is when Beau pulls out a stick, realises it's a stick, and keeps it

    • @AlexPerez-tt9ru
      @AlexPerez-tt9ru 5 лет назад +48

      I just realized that too lol. She puts it back

    • @BonelessReed
      @BonelessReed 5 лет назад +43

      Never under estimate the strategic value of a stick

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +19

      @@BonelessReed Agree. That stick can save lives. And help with leveling up.

    • @nicolasachille4371
      @nicolasachille4371 4 года назад +6

      @@christofferhougaard to quote Lucifer from supernatural its not the size of the stick its how use it.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 3 года назад +2

      @@nicolasachille4371 Aww, I miss Lucy 😊😊

  • @teakonorth4393
    @teakonorth4393 5 лет назад +159

    I love them because their improv game is SO STRONG. "That's a stick." "Oh fuck-" Glorious.

  • @thegreatbrambo1403
    @thegreatbrambo1403 5 лет назад +182

    "My husband is lonely. Now give him your weasel"

  • @flamingkitten1
    @flamingkitten1 5 лет назад +394

    Sam's little nod at kinky gets me

    • @hiddendruid
      @hiddendruid 5 лет назад +8

      get this comment to 69 likes

  • @itilosi9929
    @itilosi9929 5 лет назад +730

    its settled. nott is the mum of the mighty nein

    • @timpind.8237
      @timpind.8237 5 лет назад +35

      Itilosi99
      *Quite literally*

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 5 лет назад +21

      She is the only mother in the group

    • @itilosi9929
      @itilosi9929 5 лет назад +12

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 shes also the mum friend

    • @petersenior5432
      @petersenior5432 5 лет назад +14

      And also the oldest? She is a halfling, with a small child. I think she's at least older than everyone but Cad

    • @scottrauch1261
      @scottrauch1261 5 лет назад +3

      Most members of the M9 have save another member at one point or another.

  • @Kazatron10000
    @Kazatron10000 4 года назад +230

    Nott being like “I’ll protect you baby” was so sweet

  • @DarkBringerGarek
    @DarkBringerGarek 5 лет назад +613

    Order of claps: Sam, Marisha, Travis, Laura, Talesin, Ashley, Liam

    • @AmblingAl
      @AmblingAl 5 лет назад +85

      And considering Travis was the one who said "Break!", his being third to clap tells you all you need to know about his reflexes.

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 4 года назад +9

      Interesting that the people who had the highest DEX characters were the ones to go before the one who said break

  • @eggb34n
    @eggb34n 5 лет назад +439

    YEZZA . AND . VETH . = . PRECIOUS SWEET MARRIED COUPLE WHO STILL ARE KIND OF FLUSTERED AT THE FACT THAT THEY ARE A THING

  • @samanthasmith8652
    @samanthasmith8652 5 лет назад +324

    I love Liam's soft "oh" of realization b4 clapping way too late XD

  • @SeeSpotDance
    @SeeSpotDance 5 лет назад +553

    “So no one told you life was gunna be thi-BREAK *👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 *”

  • @888pil
    @888pil 5 лет назад +225

    i love that Cad, Yasha and Caleb all say Beau doesn't smell, so in character and probably means Beau needs a bath haha

  • @newsance2u
    @newsance2u 5 лет назад +160

    Talisens "Im not ok over here" is such a mood for the entire series

    • @AntonoirJacques
      @AntonoirJacques 4 года назад +4

      I love Taliesin but he hasn't seemed comfortable this entire season

    • @newsance2u
      @newsance2u 4 года назад

      @@AntonoirJacques what makes you say so cause if he wasn't comfortable playing he would leave and watching this campaign so far he hasn't seemed crossed at anything.

    • @AntonoirJacques
      @AntonoirJacques 4 года назад +1

      @@newsance2u I believe after Molly died, he kind of fell into Caduceus. The 20 or some episodes after that, he questioned himself about everything and wasn't in the flow of the game.
      Caduceus is a great character, but I don't think he's as good as Percy or Molly. Taliesin just doesn't seem the happy self he is like when he was absorbed into the characters of Percy or Molly.
      And this is a multimillion pound company he pretty much is one of the main actors for with his friends. I don't think Taliesin is the kind of guy to walk away from that.

    • @newsance2u
      @newsance2u 4 года назад +7

      @@AntonoirJacques All good points but Caduceus is much different from Molly and Percy the thing the last two share is spotlight with both Molly loving to interact with the people of the world and Percy being a noble so he can read people and talk well with them. Caduceus is a hermit he grew up in a graveyard as the middle-child of a small family that lived far away from any town so Taliesan is constantly at war with himself most likely of what would Caduceus do cause as he has said in a talks after we first meet him "This characters personality is the farthest from my own so its gonna be a fun and interesting experience".

    • @AntonoirJacques
      @AntonoirJacques 4 года назад

      @@newsance2u I can understand that. Cynically, I think they killed off Molly deliberately. Molly had too much of that 'goofy' season 1 energy, whereas I think they wanted to go for more a gritty and real second season. Don't get me wrong, Jester and Nott can be hilarious but Molly seemingly was too flamboyant and possibly took up too much of the limelight and they wanted to spread it around a bit.
      I think Caduceus is more in line with this kind of thinking.
      But like I said, that's more the cynical way of looking at it.

  • @mattprater5096
    @mattprater5096 5 лет назад +456

    Marisha nailing some Yes, And.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 5 лет назад +20

      I love this so much about this group; I wish my players yes, anded that well, usually if a player tries something like that the other would go "of course not, I pull out the real stick ¬¬"; shame, cause it makes for some great moments like this

    • @themocaw
      @themocaw 5 лет назад +23

      If you look, the way she has her hand up when she's miming holding the badge looks less like she's holding a badge and more like she's holding a stick. Which is why Sam started the bit.

    • @raphaelm810
      @raphaelm810 5 лет назад +11

      themocaw Bit of a late reply but I think she’s holding the string because the Bright queen’s medallion is a necklace, hence why it looks like she’s holding a stick

  • @NeonBlitz_
    @NeonBlitz_ 4 года назад +60

    I forgot how violently Sam said "I love you" and I laughed nearly causing me to spit my drink out.

  • @FrumpybutSuperSmart
    @FrumpybutSuperSmart 5 лет назад +92

    Marisha's "yes and" on that stick comment was fire.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 лет назад +2

      Caer Ibormeith Agreed.

  • @ghost_bunny34
    @ghost_bunny34 5 лет назад +236

    So no one told you life was gonna be this way 1:05

    • @xXULTRAXx1000
      @xXULTRAXx1000 5 лет назад +11

      Well hell, thats too good 😂

    • @CoLoJePa
      @CoLoJePa 3 года назад +1

      Liam ruined it. Too good.

  • @The_King_of_Chefs
    @The_King_of_Chefs 5 лет назад +104

    It's my husband! He's LONELY! GIVE 'IM YOUR WEASEL!

  • @qlipothian
    @qlipothian 5 лет назад +284

    Nott is a lucky woman.

  • @JollinDew
    @JollinDew 5 лет назад +386

    I can't wait for that point in a year or two when we eventually get a one-shot with sprinkle and nugget

    • @carloscanales6654
      @carloscanales6654 5 лет назад +42

      The professor will be the big bad in those one shots

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +10

      Sprinkle ends up being CE.
      Professor ends up being NE.
      And Nugget, Nugget will always be LG.

    • @SkepticalCaveman
      @SkepticalCaveman 4 года назад +10

      @@christofferhougaard Nugget is more Chaotic good, blinking away all the time.

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +2

      @@SkepticalCaveman probably yeah. They use to be CG. But 5e is weird sometimes xD.

    • @DauntlessProductionz
      @DauntlessProductionz 2 года назад +1

      Good news!

  • @theasinclaire52
    @theasinclaire52 5 лет назад +152

    Yeza doesn't NEED that Rhino potion.

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +12

      I think he does. He doesn't strike me as the... Positive constitution modifier halfling. But. Who knows (other than Veth)?

    • @alexboyer6691
      @alexboyer6691 4 года назад +4

      @@christofferhougaard well he should count as a commoner, so he would probably have a 10 in CON
      Unless he finally reveals that he is secretly a Goliath, than he would have 12 CON

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +6

      @@alexboyer6691 Hahaha. Yeah I think he's 5e commoner. I usually tend to give commoners 8-10 in stats. Maybe he's a stout halfling, then he'd have 11 con!!

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 4 года назад +8

      @@christofferhougaard he is a skilled chemist, there is no way he hasn't tested questionable substances on himself, I think he would have at least +1 or +2 constitution.

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад +1

      @@thefracturedbutwhole5475 I don't think he's brave enough. I know he's a halfling, but still... Yeza? Mmmmm I doubt it. :P

  • @TiaraBenvenutti
    @TiaraBenvenutti 4 года назад +44

    Are we not gonna comment on Laura’s fucking ADORABLE pout when Nott yells “He’s my husband!”? Because I rewatched that bit like 5 times lmao

  • @virginiamooney4105
    @virginiamooney4105 5 лет назад +123

    Bless Caduceus and his 9 intelligence

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 лет назад +7

      Virginia Mooney Nein?

  • @virginiamooney4105
    @virginiamooney4105 5 лет назад +80

    Best CR shopkeeper NPCs
    1) The Black Powder Salesman
    2) This Guy

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 лет назад +9

      Thej Yhome 4) Pumat Sol
      5) Pumat Sol
      6) Pumat Sol

    • @sailorsaturn1060
      @sailorsaturn1060 4 года назад +4

      I sense a significant lack of the most glorious Gilmore

    • @nerneea
      @nerneea 4 года назад +3

      @@sailorsaturn1060 He is more than a shopkeeper

    • @sailorsaturn1060
      @sailorsaturn1060 4 года назад +1

      @@nerneea Fair enough!

    • @blakelowe1300
      @blakelowe1300 4 года назад

      Suva of Suva's Secrets.

  • @xqual1210
    @xqual1210 5 лет назад +184

    Nott was so cute at the start 😭

  • @bmiranda58
    @bmiranda58 4 года назад +22

    Gotta love all the smellier side of the M9 jumping to Beau's defense

  • @slash7112
    @slash7112 4 года назад +22

    1:54 - now i have this image of a couple wanting to save some coin and buying only one potion of rhino sex and it all goes wrong hahaha

  • @BriannaZumbro
    @BriannaZumbro 3 года назад +10

    I probably just woke up my entire family with the screech I let out at "It's my husband, he's lonely! Give him your weasel!" XD

  • @abraxesprime7832
    @abraxesprime7832 4 года назад +13

    After he reached out to the dog and it vanished, his oh... was the saddest thing I ever saw

  • @cryptidtwink7952
    @cryptidtwink7952 5 лет назад +86

    I would die for Yeza.

  • @hidden257
    @hidden257 5 лет назад +111

    K I N K Y

    • @jjj7790
      @jjj7790 4 года назад +2

      He said it exactly like that, too.

  • @thegreenassassin553
    @thegreenassassin553 5 лет назад +174

    Le-vel-nine, le-vel-nine, LE-VEL-NINE, LE-

  • @wildquakeofsrg6147
    @wildquakeofsrg6147 4 года назад +27

    Talisan cackling rejuvenates me.

  • @theredpanda3709
    @theredpanda3709 5 лет назад +79

    2:51 I died at his face.

  • @Swashbuckler
    @Swashbuckler 5 лет назад +63

    "BLUE LADY!"

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel Год назад +4

    *SPOILER EPISODE 136*
    Seeing this just made me realize that by Jester leaving Sprinkle with Yeza, she was actually leaving The Traveler with him as well for protection. This was probably pretty important, since they were still staying at The Dim's Inn at the time, and halflings aren't the normal type of race you would see in Rosohna.
    No one realized at the time what was happening, and it's wild that it was suggested by a party member as well, since Matt was still the only one who knew about this secret. I wonder if he took that into consideration for when the party returned, and Yeza was perfectly fine.

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster 4 года назад +11

    Yasha, caleb and Cadeuces telling Beau she doesn't stink was hilarious lol

  • @heidibermudez2072
    @heidibermudez2072 4 года назад +21

    "HOW IS HE SO CUTE
    AND RESPECTFUL"
    me @ yeza

  • @frankproductions14
    @frankproductions14 5 лет назад +21

    Am I the only one that sat here trying to figure out the order they clapped for like 5 minutes?

  • @skateywatey
    @skateywatey 5 лет назад +66

    nott and fjord are moms hahahaha

  • @Ζήνων-ζ1ι
    @Ζήνων-ζ1ι 5 лет назад +17

    It's my husband! He's lonely! Give him your weasel!

  • @christofferhougaard
    @christofferhougaard 5 лет назад +35

    3:47
    Marisha's face. So many things you could attach to that.

  • @C_Bat
    @C_Bat 5 лет назад +62

    Caleb the M9 style influencer - Jester and Beau are not showejring much

  • @thebishopofme
    @thebishopofme 4 года назад +4

    "Readyyyyyyyy, break!" *random claps* such a gotdayum D&D thing to happen

  • @randomguy6679
    @randomguy6679 5 лет назад +28

    Now that's what I'd like to call improv

  • @disastermollymauk289
    @disastermollymauk289 5 лет назад +11

    I love it that nott was in total mom mode

  • @TheDuckdodgers24
    @TheDuckdodgers24 5 лет назад +16

    By the time they get back to X-Horhaus that's gonna be one tricky weasel..,and hopefully he made like 100 healing poitions

  • @dairycream5
    @dairycream5 5 лет назад +19

    4:54 oh...

    • @caliharris898
      @caliharris898 3 года назад

      Alternatively - 6:49 “oh...”

  • @PChamileon97
    @PChamileon97 3 года назад +3

    the whole thing with Turmin left me in TEARS.

  • @GamzeenMakara
    @GamzeenMakara 4 года назад +4

    I love their improv, it’s always amazing

  • @ForeverWog
    @ForeverWog 4 года назад +4

    I love that Matt’s Potions Dealer has the feeling of the Scottish junkie merch dealer from RocknRolla.

  • @MLDeS100
    @MLDeS100 5 лет назад +82

    I was really hoping you'd put in Fjord's BDE moment but this was still good.

    • @nonebusiness7723
      @nonebusiness7723 5 лет назад

      Hose Clamp his what?

    • @MLDeS100
      @MLDeS100 5 лет назад +4

      @@nonebusiness7723 the intimidation part.

    • @cactuspham4322
      @cactuspham4322 5 лет назад +12

      @@nonebusiness7723 Big Dick Energy

  • @jpmcb1394
    @jpmcb1394 3 года назад +3

    How was everyone off by such a perfect amount of time for the break clapping 😂

  • @Bearded18Dragon
    @Bearded18Dragon 5 лет назад +5

    That break clap was... interesting. So no one told you life was going to "break" this way?

  • @SweetBitterTruth
    @SweetBitterTruth 5 лет назад +8

    Honestly I think this was the funniest episode, it brought me so much joy 🤣

  • @drakeunderscoremason
    @drakeunderscoremason 5 лет назад +7

    And then he never saw Yasha again

  • @Emmett--Draws
    @Emmett--Draws 4 года назад +3

    Ahhh love this 'yes and'-ing to the max

  • @Blulious
    @Blulious 5 лет назад +17

    jsdfhdjfs i thought you were gonna add jester saying "IT'S HOME!! The word i used is "home"" at the end

  • @katie2893
    @katie2893 3 года назад +1

    you're going to a better place sprinkle.
    literally.
    like you'll probably get fed now

  • @Bromid261
    @Bromid261 5 лет назад +6

    these transitions are everything

  • @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881
    @nicolasrodriguesdossantos1881 5 лет назад +33

    2:20 Ihave no idea of what Yeza replied to Nott because I'm not an native English speaker

    • @ren8077
      @ren8077 5 лет назад +43

      'It's petal tonic, it's water' I think(not native English speaker and trouble hearing here lol)

    • @Envy_Dragon
      @Envy_Dragon 5 лет назад +37

      "It's a petal tonic. It's water."

    • @allicat994
      @allicat994 5 лет назад +11

      something like "it's petal tonic, it's water".

    • @Jamiedunford74
      @Jamiedunford74 5 лет назад +13

      All three of these responses are correct

    • @skateywatey
      @skateywatey 5 лет назад +7

      ok yeah so native english speaker here- wtf does petal tonic mean? :')

  • @Chroma710
    @Chroma710 3 года назад +2

    So this is where they got the "sex potions"

  • @Master_WannaBe_
    @Master_WannaBe_ 3 года назад +1

    How could you leave out Fjord destroying Foreman Boto? That was such a great moment for him.

  • @jjtt4941
    @jjtt4941 4 года назад +1

    The childrens music while they gather up the giant magic killer cats....just yes.

  • @tacticool_weeb8450
    @tacticool_weeb8450 4 года назад +2

    Nott being such a mom” do u have ur jacket( condom)”

  • @mowrt620
    @mowrt620 5 лет назад +4

    This is a loaded video title

    • @christofferhougaard
      @christofferhougaard 4 года назад

      Yes! Think about someone who just watched the first episode and sees the title of this video.

  • @shapi5066
    @shapi5066 5 лет назад +2

    Sam is fucking amazing

  • @emilialavil2618
    @emilialavil2618 4 года назад +7

    So no one told ya life was gonna be this wayyyyy
    1:05

  • @balijosu
    @balijosu 4 месяца назад

    If "GIVE HIM YOUR WEASEL" isn't in the series, ima revolt.

  • @TaakosGoodOutHere
    @TaakosGoodOutHere 4 года назад +2

    "Keenkkyy"

  • @Krolshi
    @Krolshi 5 лет назад +3

    I’m only on ep27 but wow do I have a lot to look forward to (needed something to boost my mood 😔👌)

  • @sonja_jade
    @sonja_jade 3 года назад

    I always find myself saying "Fucking goblins!" these days lol

  • @katherinelikesstuff
    @katherinelikesstuff Год назад

    ngl that's a stick is literally the thing I want in the m9 series more than anything

  • @JustinSIsTank
    @JustinSIsTank 2 года назад

    3:30 Prequel to Fearne right there.

  • @nailceox3500
    @nailceox3500 3 года назад

    1:06 is way funnier in .25 speed. Matt reminds me of flash from Zootopia

  • @MoldyOog
    @MoldyOog 5 лет назад +1

    It's just peddle water...
    We don't need to know that...

  • @scepta101
    @scepta101 4 года назад

    34 people wish they had the drive of a rhinoceros

  • @jordanpappin6965
    @jordanpappin6965 5 лет назад

    What the absolute FUCK was the face and voice at 4:54?

  • @SaintDaisley
    @SaintDaisley 4 года назад

    .....did they ever use the rhino sex potions?

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 3 года назад

    Ready ?................................ BREAK!
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  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 4 года назад +2

    0:31 Okay, I laughed.

  • @alexspear2145
    @alexspear2145 5 лет назад +2

    Yes and...

  • @chichiriz
    @chichiriz 5 лет назад

    😂 these guys are super weridos ❤