Halo Top - Eat the Ice Cream
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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song: / halo-top-ice-cream-jin...
New Black mirror episode looks awesome!
I was just thinking that.
Lovy Daniels fucc no
I kept thinking of that scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey instead
Lovy Daniels right
Energyone
Same here haha
Song Lyrics:
If you should leave
Run away with me
I'll give you ice cream
Down by the sea
I don't need birds
I don't even need bees
I just need ice cream
For you and me
A tasty treat
That you must eat
You just need ice cream
To feel complete
I don't need love
I don't even need bees
I just need ice cream
For you and me
Life is a dream
Let's have a ball
And you'll agree
And we're fancy-free
Everyone's gone
Since the Great War
It's only me
And the machines
I scream for you
I scream for me
I scream for someone
To set me free
Humans like me
Don't breathe or sleep
A little ice cream
That's all we need!
Last part creeps me out
LvDoesYT HD it's definitely a weird song since its about a future where humanity no longer exists and she was probably experimented on to survive on ice cream and little to no sleep and air
PeasOfCrab the great war ? What war ?!?!?!
Zambie Slaya2016 Probably referencing a future war where humans are wiped out by machines
I never really paid attention to the lyrics, but now that I see them...
_Holy_
So this is what hell looks like
Ryanator That's weird I picture it being full of demons and fire , scratch that I don't believe in hell but this could be close though
Ryanator Didn't expect to see you here
*heaven
Ryanator im 2000 ponds over weight due to ice cream.I rather be lonely
Hell??? Everyone you know is dead and you get to eat all the ice cream you want. Bro that's heaven.
Example of mandatory pampering by Rouge Servitors in Stellaris
Ayyyyyyy
I just arrived from r/stellaris regarding this topic
Rogue*
Love it when my robots put on some rouge. Really makes their cheeks pop.
invock
Are you saying that post-scarcity, meaning *not* having to work, is not a red concept?
Well now Im going to have ice cream nightmares. Thanks Mike!
DreamcastGuy I was your 420th like... smoke weed my nigga
TwoTailedLegends Gaming Watch the Little babys ice cream commercial. Shit is wack.
Ice cream...it's thinking.
I would like this comment but it is at 666 likes so I feel it is perfect
Oh my gosh you have 666 likes.
"Everyone you love is gone. There is only ice-cream"
*An oddly sound argument*
that feeling when everyone you know is dead and ice cream is all there's left of your meager existence 😂😂😂
Atomic Punch ruined comment with emojis
Atomic Punch Oh Hi! I've seen you on nukazooka's twitter!
Haha hi!
that feeling when everyone you know is dead and ice cream is all there's left of your meager existence.
there, fixed it.
Atomic Punch Oops didn't see your reply, How are you?
I thought Dippin Dots were the ice cream of the future... I WAS LIED TO.
Dippin Dots are trash. I hope they don't become the ice cream of the future.
This is one twisted commercial...
ALL YOUR LOVED ONES ARE GONE, THEIR IS ONLY ICECREAM
*they'ir
*thair
This hits different after Corona
E̙̹͍̬ͯ͊̽͠͠͏V̧̠͜E̵͗R̎͗͜Y̲͕͒ͧ̕Ǫ̴͕̞N̪̪̭̹ͫ̃̅E̵̖̋ͪ̓͑ͭ͋̆ ̵̞͌̍̔͞Y̢̛̯̜̦͐͋̃Ǫ̼͈̈͒ͨ̀͠Ů̧̞̺ ̛̩̠̋͢L͚ͫOV̟Ḙ̠͌ ̸̼͓̓͋͑͝Ị̜͓ͨ͊ͧ͘͢S̴̩͇̲̠̈́̅ͯ͜ ̶͍̇̐ͦ͝G̢̙ͤͭ̍̓ͮ͝ONE̼͓̖̳ͥ͗.̡̯̋ͣ ̱̃T̺̙́͒҉̺̬̹͢H̹̬̬͔̟́̒ͥ͌͠Ê̻̼ͬ̐͘Rͩ̌Ȩ͈̲͎̔̌͞ ̴̸͍̥́̓͛͗̚I̗̬̞͌͝͏͏̚S̨̨̗̳̖̏ͫ͘ ̲̠̻̩͇͑ͦ͋̅O̟͂ͬ̾NͩL̒̔Y̝̤͉͛̔ I̫͌͐C̡͓̜̭͉̽ͣ͝Ę͙͔̞͋̿̀̒̈́ ̤̅̽̄ͣ̽͛̐ͅC͢R̨̛̼҉̷ͫ̅E̬̗ͨͥ̒̽ͪ͌AM̲ͦ̍.̶͉͐͐ͦ̍͆͘͢
they're = they are
their = owned by them
there = location
So this must be what Rogue Servitors in Stellaris are like.
My thoughts exactly!
Well. Somewhere between this and the Culture...
OR they could just be actually utopian. But that's no fun.
@@Distortia1994 Yes, a true Utopia.
"French fries please."
"FRENCH FRIES accepted. Specify frying oil."
"Peanut oil."
"PEANUT OIL accepted. Specify taxonomic classification of spud."
"What?"
"That species does not exist."
"Just... Potato?"
"Estimating vague answer. Specify dimensions of your FRENCH FRIES."
"I just want fries!"
"Dissatisfaction detected. You will be fitted with a cerebral implant that will guarantee your satisfaction."
*Drilling noises*
The fact that there is such a happiness boost to their bio trophies, I would argue that doesn't exactly work. One could roleplay it as such, but I feel there is plenty of room to argue it can also be like Wall-E where humans just got lazy in being able to have all their needs met. So, at least for the starting bio trophy species, there wouldn't be any resistance. For any integrated afterwards, perhaps there is more of an argument for such, but even then you can't really force people to be happy (excluding the gene-modding tech line anyway).
Mike Diva has ascended
its very cold here. please send help
Mike Diva sent you ice cream robots, hope it helps
Mike Diva So is this something you made for Halo Top? They're a real brand, or is this going to be expanded upon, because I like it.
Zleep Well the ad was on Crunchyroll, it's legit.
PonyDubWubster I'm gonna eat your ice cream baby
Advertisers need to take note- this is how you market to young people. We are the first surrealist humor generation and we must have ice cream that satisfies our existential terror.
Will Yandell
Couldnt have been said better. Cheeres. *clinks the icecream cones*
How, howed I get this Ice cream?
Am young person. Used to like halo top. After watching this I honestly never ever want to eat it again. This might work for some, but for me giving something negative connotations doesn't make me want to buy it. Like I honestly don't think I will ever ever eat halo top again after watching this because it creeped me out so much and now if I eat Halo top I'll associate that feeling with it.
Monty Python, Chris Morris, Vic and Bob,Armando Ianucchi, the list goes on, here in the UK we always have some surreal humour :)
Got to admit I do love Eric Andre best though!
Will Yandell the fact that you actually believe that we are the first generation to appreciate surrealist humor makes you sound completely out of touch with not only history but the very essence of humanity. The very first comic books were based in surrealist fantasy... but that generation didn't have its head stuck thoroughly up its own asshole because it was too busy fighting through two world wars.
@@HulloAlice wow, maybe too young then
When you read an article about robot carers for dementia patients and realize the mind-numbing terror they will feel, being mentally trapped in a period 50 years ago when robots existed only in futuristic sci-fi horror novels as agents of human extermination.
Thank you! I am astounded at the number of people who are actually laughing at this.
I find it horrifying.
Exactly what the medical industrial complex is shooting for! Except the world is going to end in 45 years if we don’t fix overpopulation first.
@@ponykarr1396 Indeed.
I have no mouth and I must eat ice cream
I desperately need to be your friend.
best comment
Yes that's such a great sci-fi horror story! Great fucking clever play on the title! ;) stay clever n intellectual
Thnx to everyone! :)
Absolutely the best comment I've seen.
This is what happens when the hurricanes finish us
How the hell did this go undetected for 3 years
Very funny comment twomad
hot
bit late
what the hell are you talking about
iscream youscream we all scream for cieasrmamlaer
M8 you drunk AF
Cyranek Wtf I see you everywhere
I don't get it, but somehow it's vaguely frightening
Cyranek
Found yoooou
fuck u
I can’t imagine that this would have been a successful ad campaign. It’s creepy and dystopian as hell.
It has been five years, and I still show this ad to roughly fifty percent of people I become acquainted with.
It's a real ad
The secret to a good ad is making it funny so people remember it. and it is funny. I laugh every time. Dark Humor is humor too.
_everyone's gone since the great war there's only me and the machines_
_i scream for you_
_i scream for me_
_i scream for someone to set me free_
_humans like me_
_don't breathe or sleep_
_a little ice cream that's all we need_
*everyone you love is gone. there is only ice cream*
kinda dark don't you think?
[mintlicorice] yeah.....
This is my theory: a war has been started between to opposing countries (Unknown, Japan, in my theory due to the content of this channel and the advancement of there technology.) Humans have been turned into the ghouls like in Fallout, as said in the lyrics of the song, they don't need to breathe or sleep. And they say they scream because they don't want to be in that body anymore. but what they do need is ice cream. Maybe due to a genetic reshuffle, all they need is sugar and calories AKA ice cream. They want other people to partake in this activity, causing them to go mad. during the rebuilding of civilization, the machines around the world, specifically Japan have made much, much bigger advancements in technology and started makes factories, homes, jobs. They soon kill off every last human, until there is one left. They decide to torture him with the one thing he hates, i c e c r e a m.
It's Mike Diva.
almost like that was the point
Is that the room from the end of 2001: A Space Odyssey?
2001: A Ice Cream Odyssey
Yeah it reminded me of the same scene
Probably this one: www.lamag.com/culturefiles/theres-replica-bedroom-2001-space-odyssey-dtla-warehouse/
She did mention "David".
exactly they used the 14th factory recreation
Saw this at the theater before IT played, laughed my ass off
I feel a strong 2001 vibe here... except for the aggressive, ice cream hawking robot.
I believe that's because the room they filmed in was the very room from 2001 Space Odyessy.
Also, I thought The Ice cream hawking robot is speaking like Hal.☺️
Everytime I'm at the grocery store and pass Halo Top, I'm now required to say out loud "eat ice the cream."
Do you really do that?
So you say a different quote than what's in the video? Why would you leave out "ice"
@@Eli_B3000 oof, I never realized I didn’t type out ice cream. Lmao. Will fix that now, thanks!
Eat ice the cream
YES! it's "EAT THE ICECREAM !"@@Puphandleslam
"Where's David?"
Followed up with the slow ice cream reveal, that just carries a heavier "Plot twist" than most novels I've ever read.
Not a hard feat since I uh, haven't read many novels with plot twists.
I feel like the direct implication is that “David” has been reprocessed into ice cream
Hey, look! It's a 90-second Black Mirror episode.
Eat the ice cream
I used to feel sad about being allergic to ice cream, but now I feel good about it. Real good about it.
But then the robots are likely to just kill you since they can't use ice cream to pacify you.
Though, that would probably be better..
if all commercials were like this, I would never skip them.
#relatable "everyone you love is gone, eat the icecream"
And now this is a meme for a space-faring strategy game.
Pampering is mandatory.
without getting too deep i really like how these ads reflect the existential horror Justin Woolverton (founder of halo top) was experiencing when he was having a hard time in his job as a corp lawyer and just kept eating ice cream which made him become calorie conscious and develop lower cal versions in his at home ice cream maker which then ventured out into selling it commercially
You will own nothing and be force fed ice cream and be happy. - Klaus Schwab
Hell yeah
"Everyone you love is gone. All you have is ice cream."
I'm confused, is that supposed to be a bad thing?
K Nicky Apparently
K Nicky these creeps think people are better than ice-cream
Daniel ! Ikr?? What is this world coming 2
ice cream makes my teeth hurt
@@apounds3992 fascist.
This would make George Orwell would turn in his grave. I will NEVER eat your dystopian ice cream.
Eat the ice cream.
I scream for Ice Cream
We all scream for Ice Cream
Hyouka
Capnox
氷菓(hyouka)＝ice cream
評価(hyouka)＝appreciation😂
There's not much about appreciation, that's about that word being translated as ice cream and then turned into "I scream"
I scream with ice cream please help
MANDATORY PAMPERING
WE ARE RUNNING A DEFICIT OF CONSUMER GOODS
@@abbyalphonse499 Damned rogue servitors.
Fans of the game Stellaris consider this to be the model of what the Rogue Servitor empires you can play might be like.
We're talking about Stellaris, aka Dark Forest Theory simulator 2000, the videogame here. Of course they'd skip to the most dystopian possible explanation.
The fact that there is such a happiness boost to their bio trophies, I would argue that doesn't exactly work. One could roleplay it as such, but I feel there is plenty of room to argue it can also be like Wall-E where humans just got lazy in being able to have all their needs met. So, at least for the starting bio trophy species, there wouldn't be any resistance. For any integrated afterwards, perhaps there is more of an argument for such, but even then you can't really force people to be happy (excluding the gene-modding tech line anyway).
@@JonathonWilder You are assuming the that happiness must be genuine. Nothing says it can't be forced.
@@catwhowalksbyhimself Without the use of Gene-Modding I can't see how, that or maybe Chemical Bliss. The bio-trophies could be forced to comply, that doesn't mean they'd be happy about such. The whole idea is that they live in comfort where all their desires and wants are fulfilled by robots, again more like Wall-E I feel then the above video in my opinion.
@@JonathonWilder You lack imagination.
Perhaps in this case happiness means how hard they pretend to be happy to keep the robots form punishing them. As a robot empire, they don't care about genine emotions because they dont' understand them. They just care about results.
Playing Rogue Servitors in Stellaris
How delightfully tragic. Undone by our own success.
Yeah I just saw this video yesterday, already looking for a new profile for my own Machine Intelligence.
The fact that there is such a happiness boost to their bio trophies, I would argue that doesn't exactly work. One could roleplay it as such, but I feel there is plenty of room to argue it can also be like Wall-E where humans just got lazy in being able to have all their needs met. So, at least for the starting bio trophy species, there wouldn't be any resistance. For any integrated afterwards, perhaps there is more of an argument for such, but even then you can't really force people to be happy (excluding the gene-modding tech line anyway).
It was the Ice Cream Wars of 2632 that led to the robot uprising. Why didn't people listen...
Is this what living under Rogue Servitors would be like in Stellaris?
If the Bio-Trophies are unlucky, yes.
If they’re lucky then it’ll be rather more Cultured.
The fact that there is such a happiness boost to their bio trophies, I would argue that doesn't exactly work. One could roleplay it as such, but I feel there is plenty of room to argue it can also be like Wall-E where humans just got lazy in being able to have all their needs met. So, at least for the starting bio trophy species, there wouldn't be any resistance. For any integrated afterwards, perhaps there is more of an argument for such, but even then you can't really force people to be happy (excluding the gene-modding tech line anyway).
Its all fun and games until the servitor is made for lithoids and starts trying to impale you with healing crystals and feed you Alloy-Os
Had a hard day at work. Wanted to buy some ice cream at the little ice cream shop down the road. Forgot my wallet at home. Went home to sulk. This video notification popped on my phone. Watched it. Loved it. Made me not want ice cream anymore. Thank you mike diva
I saw this while waiting for Kingsman: The Golden Circle to start. Brought my conversation with a friend to a dead halt.
That's some serious Black Mirror shit.
Am I the only wishing for a prequel to this commercial?
I can imagine one.
Part 1: The woman in the advert is approached by a man in a bar who buys her a drink. Unknown to her the drink is drugged.
Part 2: The woman wakes up in the bedroom depicted in the commercial.
Part 3: The scene depicted in the commercial. (The ice cream is probably drugged as well).
Part 4: The room is in a mansion owned by a reclusive James Bond-esque villain who wishes to hold the woman to ransom.
Part 5: The woman is rescued by a man dressed as a knight in armour who uses a powerful EMP weapon that renders the HTR-1000s inoperable and destroys the villain's scheme to take over the world's high-tech industries.
Part 6: After the villain's arrest the knight and the woman (she is his mother) live in the villain's mansion and estate as a reward for his capture!
More like David Walliams' Grandpa's Great Escape than 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Mike this was excellent! Funny, dark and looks amazing. Good job!
I'm here 6 years later because Tim Pool featured this on his podcast in the first week of April 2024
I'd want to die too if all I got was vanilla, mix that shit up.
you can't change your username! vanilla ice cream is good, and neutral, but i'd prefer eating yougurt ice cream for the rest of my life than vanilla .
I hope I can afford this level of care when I finally get Alzheimer's.
Someone: So would you rather live like that or eat your veggies
Me : *Starts eating veggies*
You like ice cream, You. Like. Ice. Cream. You love it, you cannot resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless! YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS WITHOUT ICE CREAM!
This would be a brilliant black mirror episode
Why are you watching black mirror things in that show is coming true delete netflix
isn't that set from 2001 a space odyssey?
My Dad used to say this whenever he heard an ambulance siren...
They'll never sell any ice creams going that fast...
I think I just overcame my addiction to ice cream. Halo has gone too far....now just creepy.
Ads are getting smarter.
Don't worry. It is just a glitch in the system. Reality is seeping in. We'll fix it soon. Don't worry. Close you eyes.
Marek Homsi Andráši Its not a glitch, It's DIGIORNO.
EAT THE ICE CREAM.
The Illuminati triangle framed picture in the background 💀
Привет от Акра
New Stellaris Expansion in a nutshell
how the fuck is this an advertisement? This is like creepypasta.
Remind me to put this brand of ice cream in the "demon enemy shoot on sight" list.
It's a good thing they don't show the downvotes, there must be at least 150,000 of them
I smell a filthy redditor
Eat the ice cream.
I want the song in the background. I know that it was probably just made for this, but I like it. It sounds very brainwashing.
soundcloud.com/mikediva
Mike Diva Thanks
"I scream that's all you need" should be the slogan to this horror of a commercial 🤔
One of the best commercial concepts I've ever seen! I love the Black Mirror vibes
And the Oscar for best ad goes to...
when i went to the movies semi recently they played this like before the actual previews and i was SHOOK AS FUCK
I actually fucking love halo top. Salted caramel is god
It is, but at the same time holy shit
Ah, Rogue servitors with mandatory pampering enabled.
This is the best TV commercial ever made and I watch it every day.
Is that still true…? 😅
1:31 "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'
Moist Panties fuckin robots
Moist Panties recording british air raid siren (1940, colourised) (yes, colour with a u)
This is still the single best ad I've ever seen
When you're a rogue servitor and only have one organic pop left.
1:11
I scream for you
I scream for you
I scream for someone
To set me free
I cannot breathe
Don't breathe or scream
Some kind of diabolical crap this is...
i like how the use of silence in some parts gives us time to listen to the song lyrics
Am I the only one who really wants to try the ice cream after watching this? This is very creative.
Как будто посмотрел трейлер к какому то ужастику
That is literally hell. A literal, delicious, hell.
Whenever I need a very specific kind of laugh.. I come back to this video.
Hey past me, we have a strange sense of humor.
Greatest commercial of all-time. Period. And finally closure to 2001: A Space Odyssey
Like the subtle homage to Brazil with the song
Thanks Mike Diva, I only consume Halo Top Ice Cream now
This is a replication of my life, but instead of ice cream it's crap
"Eat the crap."
...
"Eat the crap."
...
"Eat the crap."
Vic Well, it wouldn't be so bad if it was crêpes
Eat da poo poo!
"Everyone you love is gone, there is only crap"
It's only smellz!
Now that's quite the horror. All bright, white and clean - and SO CREEPY.
I know it's suppose to be terrifying but this is just hilarious 😆
I remember seeing this commercial at the movie theaters many years ago. I don't remember what movie we were watching but that was an odd commercial to show for a pg-rated movie lol
Mike Diva always has great content...
One of the best adverts ever.
Well.. That was dark..
I want ice cream now
This is the greatest commercial ever made.
I dont want ice cream anymore :(
ghostpictures eat the ice cream
ghostpictures humans requires I've cream
JEEEZUS THAT'S DEEPER THAN MY DEPRESSION SCRATCH THAT I DON'T DON'T HAVE IT ANY MORE
Saw this in a packed movie theater before "IT". Wasn't dissapointed.
Me too, didn’t expect it to be a commercial. Had old lady badass escape movie written all over it. Left me a little bothered when the logo came up...
If everyone I loved was dead, but I got to eat ice cream all the time... … … I could live with that.
"Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's going to die" … … I'll have ice cream.
I want the song that plays in the background, make it my new morning alarm
soundcloud.com/mikediva
"It's good! What's it-"
*"EAT THE ICE CREAM."*
i cant emphasize how much joy this has brought to my life.
That's the best ice cream commercial I've ever seen.
Open the ice cream bay doors HAL.
"Make Ice cream."
"How much?"
"I dunno, enough? Jesus Christ just do your job."
*Later*
"Hey, so, we kinda ran out of cream..."
"So what have you been using?"
"Uuuum..."
Yo, reupload that remix. I really enjoyed it.
This guy needs to direct a movie asap.
Looks the room at the end of 2000: A Space Odyssey
2001: an icecream odyssey
i love the fact that at first " eat the ice cream" and the lady was like lmao ok