Doctor Reacts to HILARIOUS Medical Memes #9

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июн 2024
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    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be mean and if taken out of context can even seem rude BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
    I really enjoy reacting to these memes and I know that there are millions more out there that are as funny. Please if you enjoy this series let me know by liking, commenting, and sharing this video with your friends/family. If I see that you enjoyed it I will put out another post on my IG to send me the best doctor memes and nursing memes so that we can all share a laugh. #DoctorMikeMedicalMemeReview
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @daniellahunt194
    @daniellahunt194 4 года назад +4979

    They got the 20,000,000 trees

    • @luckycorn8590
      @luckycorn8590 4 года назад +30

      Dif he Heart s comment on an older video

    • @fischl2226
      @fischl2226 4 года назад +30

      @@luckycorn8590 ehhh?

    • @nyangirl1539
      @nyangirl1539 4 года назад +36

      21 million now

    • @neileung
      @neileung 4 года назад +12

      Now it's 21 mil

    • @tranthiminhchauam5538
      @tranthiminhchauam5538 4 года назад +44

      Australian fire: Once I'm done, that number would be zero.

  • @hanbutler512
    @hanbutler512 4 года назад +29133

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    Me: currently laying in bed watching his video on my phone before I go to sleep.

    • @luckyrover5454
      @luckyrover5454 4 года назад +281

      Safe Haven; Anonymous Letters I went to bed an hour ago and here I am binge watching this guy. Lol

    • @plls2880
      @plls2880 4 года назад +90

      Me🙋✋

    • @Horses7
      @Horses7 4 года назад +59

      Like me 😂

    • @katana9873
      @katana9873 4 года назад +57

      That’s me rn

    • @duckcat9742
      @duckcat9742 4 года назад +34

      lol same

  • @eilonwytheepicgamer8358
    @eilonwytheepicgamer8358 Год назад +487

    Dr Mike: "no more electronics before bed!"
    Me watching him explain this at 12:50 A.M. 👁️👄👁️

  • @mandyhale9646
    @mandyhale9646 Год назад +205

    Here’s what I found for why the screwdriver is called the screwdriver: In his book, Matus explains how the screwdriver got its name. Decades ago, American oil workers in the Persian Gulf discreetly added vodka to their orange juice while on the job. Lacking a spoon, the workers decided to stir the drink with a screwdriver.

    • @winkyman_
      @winkyman_ 7 месяцев назад +5

      no its because it screws with drivers

  • @keira957
    @keira957 4 года назад +8807

    Nobody:
    Dr mike : “ EH EHH EH EHH “

    • @khaotictrash
      @khaotictrash 4 года назад +340

      He sounded like Spongebob in that one scene 😂😂

    • @joselovestamales256
      @joselovestamales256 4 года назад +232

      Yo doctor Mike is like me telling a joke to my parents. They end up giving me a life lesson.

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 года назад +1245

      Haha I'm not even sure what I was going for there....

    • @nos5915
      @nos5915 4 года назад +43

      you said that and my mind immediately went to message man

    • @aliabassi8045
      @aliabassi8045 4 года назад +64

      *E H E H E H E H E H*

  • @amygao718
    @amygao718 4 года назад +4253

    "Do you wash the soap?"
    Well.. yes... that top layer needs to go

  • @shannonsencion5348
    @shannonsencion5348 11 месяцев назад +54

    Mike once said : your friends in the club going æh æh æh æh

  • @whitneyfink
    @whitneyfink Год назад +191

    dr. Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: Totally ignoring the fact that I am in bed right now ready for bed

  • @cf3129
    @cf3129 4 года назад +2981

    “The vagina is a self cleaning oven”
    Gynaecologist’s fav line 😂

    • @Idellle
      @Idellle 4 года назад +13

      What is a self cleaning oven?.. have to google that

    • @louf7178
      @louf7178 4 года назад +24

      Wouldn't the uterus be more correct?

    • @remlatzargonix1329
      @remlatzargonix1329 4 года назад +6

      Sierra Jameson ...even if it cooks a lot?

    • @whatsupfuckers4078
      @whatsupfuckers4078 4 года назад

      Yeah

    • @logantessier7211
      @logantessier7211 4 года назад +17

      That's what first came to mind when he said self cleaning

  • @jambread7251
    @jambread7251 4 года назад +4425

    Dr. Mike: no phones in bed
    Me: *gets on the floor* okay continue

  • @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl
    @PowerPlay-the-SussyStickgirl Год назад +53

    This guy is turning every meme into a lesson on medical advice 😂

  • @AnkleBiter3000
    @AnkleBiter3000 Год назад +20

    “No electronics before bedtime, or else you won’t be awake enough”
    Me, who wasn’t been energized and has been using my iPad before bedtime ever since grade 2 because of my mom: no.

  • @HPalindrome22
    @HPalindrome22 4 года назад +4709

    Doctor Mike: "what else is self cleansing..... A cat?"
    Well he's getting closer...

  • @legrandsaut_fr
    @legrandsaut_fr 4 года назад +11961

    Fun fact: tumor in French is "tumeur", which literally means "you die".

    • @aetherzive9276
      @aetherzive9276 4 года назад +304

      oh wow

    • @yutahkotomi5156
      @yutahkotomi5156 4 года назад +1529

      Patient: "Give it to me straight, doc."
      Doctor: "I diagnose you with you die."

    • @jamiebrooks7407
      @jamiebrooks7407 4 года назад +122

      Yutah Andrei Ogawa 😂🤣

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 4 года назад +77

      @@yutahkotomi5156 F

    • @vanessawestbrook9846
      @vanessawestbrook9846 4 года назад +380

      I literally didnt realise this till now and I speak the language

  • @luluognam
    @luluognam Год назад +22

    Doctor Mike's explanation of FOMO was so hilarious but extremely accurate. I love this man

  • @crazythemisterious1174
    @crazythemisterious1174 Год назад +6

    Doctor mike:"Why is it called a Screwdriver?"
    Me:"If you drink it, your screwed" 🤣👌

  • @bearoqueiro8905
    @bearoqueiro8905 4 года назад +2889

    "no electronics in bed"
    me, sleeping on the couch with my phone: cool cool

  • @julianaconway4742
    @julianaconway4742 4 года назад +4727

    "Doctor Mike, how was your weekend?"
    "I WAS AT THE CLUB GOING EH EH EH EH"

    • @lizzierose1847
      @lizzierose1847 4 года назад +44

      YESSSSS

    • @nissan6195
      @nissan6195 4 года назад +218

      I was in Jamaica with my friends goin' "EhH EH Eh Eh"

    • @honeydew7548
      @honeydew7548 4 года назад +24

      This got me 😂😂😂

    • @sarahwithstars
      @sarahwithstars 4 года назад +68

      I was on my own in my room going eH eH eH eH eH to loud music

    • @jennifermuller4238
      @jennifermuller4238 4 года назад +17

      From now on this will be found under every video of his

  • @emmakunis
    @emmakunis 2 года назад +11

    Fun fact: it’s called the Screwdriver because American oil workers would secretly mix vodka in their morning orange juice. They lacked a spoon or other utensil to mix it with so they used their screwdrivers.

  • @mx.n.3682
    @mx.n.3682 Год назад +11

    1:44 this moment lives in my mind rent free, I'm glad I found it again because it's hilarious 😂

  • @randomhuman225
    @randomhuman225 4 года назад +14215

    Dr. Mike: sees dope meme
    His brain: releases dope-a-meme
    Edit: Proud to be of service 😁

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 4 года назад +7343

    “What else is self cleaning?”
    Every woman: Ehem

    • @simoneyoung825
      @simoneyoung825 4 года назад +74

      Lol init

    • @celestialdemon5726
      @celestialdemon5726 4 года назад +454

      That a bit sexist, these days women are not expected to clean the house or the place they live in.

    • @brendonurielly1393
      @brendonurielly1393 4 года назад +742

      Celestial Demon i don’t think that they thought about the house...🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @lvresse
      @lvresse 4 года назад +132

      Brendon Urielly It was a joke, you know.

    • @lanihunt2081
      @lanihunt2081 4 года назад +565

      Celestial Demon talking about vaginas love

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 2 года назад +6

    Dr Mike : saying BABYBOO
    My heart, brain , all the organs : 😭😭💘💘💘💘💘

  • @katherinea.hansen7645
    @katherinea.hansen7645 2 месяца назад +7

    4:42 in. Dr. Mike singing TLC's 'No Scrubs' and showing a picture of Destiny's Child. 😂 No judgment! Love Dr. Mike.

    • @anthonysmith9771
      @anthonysmith9771 2 месяца назад +3

      That seriously killed me

    • @socialjusticejewelry
      @socialjusticejewelry Месяц назад +2

      SMH

    • @britthay19
      @britthay19 Месяц назад +2

      Hahhaa I noticed that too then looked for this comment 😂 I’m like gurl thats Destiny’s Child not TLC who actually sings it 😂 too funny Dr Mike is great

    • @katherinea.hansen7645
      @katherinea.hansen7645 Месяц назад +1

      @@britthay19 Girl! I legit had to rewind and make sure I saw what I saw. He got the song stuck in my head and then I thought "Hold the phone..." Rewind

  • @sarcasticwag70
    @sarcasticwag70 3 года назад +6171

    I actually kinda would wash that soap after my buddy had washed it down there

    • @justvincenturb
      @justvincenturb 3 года назад +304

      Whatcha doin showering with your buddy

    • @idontlikesocialising5103
      @idontlikesocialising5103 3 года назад +95

      Didn’t he say that it was self cleansing?

    • @mary1412
      @mary1412 3 года назад +37

      Me too 😂

    • @abcarodefg
      @abcarodefg 3 года назад +128

      Same. I always wash soap

    • @ibic2441
      @ibic2441 3 года назад +70

      RIGHT I always clean my soap

  • @pantrovert-x8921
    @pantrovert-x8921 4 года назад +1399

    1:47 as a Jamaican, I can confirm we do in fact say *Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh EH EH*

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 2 года назад +160

    2:53 Dr Mike: "what's self cleansing? A cat?! No, I'm talking about a physical object that cleans itself!"
    Me: "the hell kind of cats have you been looking at?"

    • @CaliSweetDreamr
      @CaliSweetDreamr Год назад +5

      Object.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Год назад +9

      @@CaliSweetDreamr cats could be classified as objects just living objects

    • @Kajoka.
      @Kajoka. 4 месяца назад +3

      Schroedingers cat?

  • @average_mouse
    @average_mouse 2 года назад +6

    1:16 I actually recently had to basically scold my psychiatrist because for about 2 years I was taking Hydroxozing and it wasn’t working. I told her for about 8 visits straight and she just kept saying “no phone before bed.” Now I have a new medicine and I sleep great.
    Please listen to your patients 😩

  • @sonjan-macd.2914
    @sonjan-macd.2914 4 года назад +3703

    “If anyone here is a radiologist-”
    Let me stop you right there. There are no doctors here, only teens avoiding homework at 5 am and drinking their 8th cup of whipped coffee.

    • @Stonytude
      @Stonytude 4 года назад +91

      Teen on the inside also counts

    • @elreturner1227
      @elreturner1227 4 года назад +47

      Can u really blame them though

    • @classicambo9781
      @classicambo9781 4 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @blah__
      @blah__ 4 года назад +6

      Sorry for ruining 100 likes

    • @austynnewkirk7506
      @austynnewkirk7506 4 года назад +27

      I was just about to make whipped coffee 😂😂

  • @robertgirtakovskis1670
    @robertgirtakovskis1670 4 года назад +1562

    Mike: “soap is self cleansing”
    Me: *confused shrieking*

    • @JacquelineUnderwood
      @JacquelineUnderwood 4 года назад +74

      Robert Girtakovskis I was under the impression it absolutely isn’t because I’ve been told not to share bar soap because it’s not self cleansing and I do rinse my soap to clean it; but a doctor who’s gone through much more education and who has accomplished much more than myself has just contested that and now I’m having a life crisis.
      Do you need to clean soap or does it clean itself???

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 4 года назад +38

      I still wash off the soap

    • @pjbreezy
      @pjbreezy 4 года назад +7

      Kayla .Kenndy same especially if it’s dry

    • @kayla.kenndy6502
      @kayla.kenndy6502 4 года назад +4

      breezily yes
      How can someone accept dry soap when they washin up?

    • @ebonys4363
      @ebonys4363 4 года назад +8

      Ever gone into a public rest room where there is a bar of soap on the sink with black lines....that is mold

  • @commonlyknownasaly
    @commonlyknownasaly Год назад +12

    When he laugh he squeaks and it’s so funny 😂

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 2 года назад +6

    I always wondered why my rosacea gel said I shouldn't drink alcohol while taking the medication. I don't drink anyway, but it's interesting that a topical substance can affect your body's digestive system

  • @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125
    @meshwa-mitsuki-soni3125 4 года назад +2376

    Dr. Mike: The mitochondria is the energy center of the cell.
    Me: *cries in powerhouse*

  • @KlaudiusL
    @KlaudiusL 4 года назад +2301

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    ..disconnect Life Support Equipment

    • @xx_jannina_xx
      @xx_jannina_xx 4 года назад +190

      KlaudiusL They'll definitely sleep well after that

    • @jesusvera7941
      @jesusvera7941 4 года назад +35

      i did it, and it change my mornings, they become afternoons because i turned off the alarm.

    • @skunt9191
      @skunt9191 4 года назад +4

      IM SCREAMKNG LMFAOOOOOO

    • @rose-jy9jj
      @rose-jy9jj 4 года назад +1

      Omg jeez uhhhhhh....

    • @eglorr2512
      @eglorr2512 4 года назад

      Thats Gallows humor everyone😁🤣😂

  • @mr.stuffdoer8483
    @mr.stuffdoer8483 2 года назад +16

    It’s great hearing him say “no phone at bed because anxiety” when my anxiety would be far higher when left in a dark room at night with no potential for sound or visual stimulation.

    • @moonl1314
      @moonl1314 2 года назад +2

      maybe you need help with that

  • @ifeelsosoftandfluffy1524
    @ifeelsosoftandfluffy1524 2 года назад +1

    Dr.Mike-don’t use your phone before bed
    Me-watching this at 11:26 pm 😐

  • @yshafreya4845
    @yshafreya4845 4 года назад +2213

    Doctor Mike: "NO ELECTRONICS BEFORE BED"
    Me: **sweating because I'm watching this video at 1 am in bed**

  • @evergreensprouts3119
    @evergreensprouts3119 3 года назад +2492

    my buddy: uses the soap *down there*
    me with surgical gloves: VIOLENTLY CHOPPING THE FIRST LAYER OFF OF EVERY SIDE

    • @sierra_aura5943
      @sierra_aura5943 3 года назад +24

      Haha lol

    • @touche995
      @touche995 3 года назад +58

      Sorry man I use liquid soap for every purpose

    • @ThisisFizban
      @ThisisFizban 3 года назад +14

      @TheTunes Mushroom No that soap makes you stronger

    • @marycarroll2459
      @marycarroll2459 3 года назад +56

      "If your buddy uses the soap down there, you can just put it on your face..."
      Um... nah... while all science might indicate that you are correct... I will go with "get me another bar of soap". lol

    • @misterminutes4504
      @misterminutes4504 3 года назад +9

      There's people who refuse to take vaccines
      And there's people who clean a self-cleansing object

  • @etheldreis6748
    @etheldreis6748 2 года назад +4

    Erm so I’m watching this…..in…..bed…….

  • @eggdropper3222
    @eggdropper3222 Год назад +29

    Dr Mike: "no electronics before bed"
    Me: guess i wont sleep! problem solved.

  • @kurthorton2385
    @kurthorton2385 4 года назад +2092

    Doctor Mike: Don’t take phones to bed.
    Me: Watching this at 3am

  • @Aleonore22
    @Aleonore22 4 года назад +698

    Dr Mike : "No electronics before bed time"
    All of us watching his vids before bed time : "Sure"

    • @kariosborn5184
      @kariosborn5184 4 года назад +4

      Its 12:30 pm here 🤣

    • @mjtheworm2836
      @mjtheworm2836 4 года назад +5

      StarlingTheBard it’s midnight. i have school early in the morning. i was supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago. but here i am...

    • @nabilaalam6560
      @nabilaalam6560 4 года назад +2

      1:40am, woke up with low blood sugar thought: hm maybe I should watch a video while I wait to get back to normal numbers and now I feel attacked

    • @ashleyabal8209
      @ashleyabal8209 4 года назад +1

      StarlingTheBard exactly

    • @ChonkyCats
      @ChonkyCats 4 года назад +4

      Watching this at 4 am instead of getting a good night's rest 😂🤣

  • @KittyCat-wz6cn
    @KittyCat-wz6cn Год назад +42

    Dr. Mike: I need to wash my face
    Friend: Here is my butt soap.
    Good luck!
    Dr. Mike: Good thing it is self cleaning! 😂

  • @eminabukalo1115
    @eminabukalo1115 Год назад +2

    doctor mike: no electronics before bed
    me: *literally watching this at 11pm*

  • @butforwhytho8347
    @butforwhytho8347 3 года назад +1533

    "Did you say a cat?!"
    No no, wait. He's got a point.

    • @Ananya-lr6od
      @Ananya-lr6od 3 года назад +38

      Of course he has a point. My cat spends 30 hours to clean itself in a day

    • @288hannahbunnie
      @288hannahbunnie 3 года назад +10

      @@Ananya-lr6od mine looks like a fuzz bunny

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 года назад +2

      Jesus Saves Love God

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 года назад +1

      ✝️

    • @cquick3277
      @cquick3277 3 года назад +1

      @@Ananya-lr6od Jesus Saves Love God✝️

  • @MsChristineNiel
    @MsChristineNiel 4 года назад +1101

    "there's only two things you should be doing in bed, sleeping and -"
    that just killed me hahahahha

    • @belledelphine9692
      @belledelphine9692 4 года назад +5

      alexza03 Uh, you know, most people do it in bed. You don’t have to though, if you’re into that.

    • @SavaFiend
      @SavaFiend 4 года назад +2

      Maybe it was supposed to be a queef noise😂

    • @karma-tf2tl
      @karma-tf2tl 4 года назад

      Or going to school

  • @Nikas320
    @Nikas320 8 месяцев назад +5

    5:31In some way I even love how Dr. Mike thinks that It's the guys choice to not have sex 😂
    But still missing the joke 🤣

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 4 месяца назад

      It is his choice. be a decent man and women will want u.

  • @wise_girl6985
    @wise_girl6985 2 года назад +2

    The subtitles 🤣"high pitched grunting" omg i think i just died 😂😂

  • @saf9546
    @saf9546 4 года назад +811

    “He has a tumour :(“
    “AHAHA”

  • @Standardhumanbeing
    @Standardhumanbeing 4 года назад +2860

    “The colon is self cleansing what else is self cleansing?”
    Me: VAGINA!!
    Camera man: CAT
    Doctor Mike: SOAP
    Me: oh.....

    • @kaylynns6678
      @kaylynns6678 4 года назад +149

      Camera man just said a more family friendly answer xD

    • @alauram.6416
      @alauram.6416 4 года назад +34

      My answer too! I got it from mama doctor Jones 😂

    • @Seaaaanie
      @Seaaaanie 4 года назад +25

      Me as hell. 😂😂😂😂 THE VAGINAAAAAA

    • @shellythalliburton7559
      @shellythalliburton7559 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @JesusChrist-bx8ge
      @JesusChrist-bx8ge 4 года назад +7

      What dad never told me this, explain.

  • @thiffguy9134
    @thiffguy9134 Год назад +1

    Me watching Doctor Mike talking about sleep and FOMO at 11:00 PM EST when I have work at 8:00 AM EST.

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb 3 месяца назад +1

    “Trick or treatment” is brilliant! Now I understand what the heck they’re talking about.

  • @ricocarpenter2189
    @ricocarpenter2189 3 года назад +1610

    YES YOU WASH THE SOAP
    What if there is hair on the soap?

    • @Xyna7590
      @Xyna7590 3 года назад +100

      Mike you-
      You never replied to him
      What if there was hair?
      W-
      Please I’m panicking

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 года назад +46

      @@Xyna7590 Omg I didn't even know he liked my comment
      And yes we need answers

    • @ricocarpenter2189
      @ricocarpenter2189 3 года назад +34

      @Lulu Jones DOCTOR MIKE DO YOU WASH YOUR SOAP?!?!

    • @frantisekfojt8688
      @frantisekfojt8688 3 года назад +14

      @@ricocarpenter2189 PANIK

    • @autumnfl0wer
      @autumnfl0wer 3 года назад +4

      Lol

  • @robynh2939
    @robynh2939 4 года назад +2023

    Dr. Mike: It's called a screwdriver.
    Me: No, it's called alcholism.

    • @Damianizthebest998
      @Damianizthebest998 4 года назад +17

      Robyn K no it’s called a screwdriver

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 года назад +14

      @@Damianizthebest998 r/wooosh

    • @otacogaming
      @otacogaming 4 года назад +13

      0 no you got r/wooosh

    • @andy56duky
      @andy56duky 4 года назад

      @@otacogaming nigga you dumb.

    • @aratakiitto4568
      @aratakiitto4568 4 года назад +13

      I know why its called screwdriver
      Because it's screws you up

  • @RicoHillshire
    @RicoHillshire Год назад +2

    It's called a screwdriver because the most common way to stir the drink back in the day was with a screwdriver. Very similar reason why cocktails are called cocktails. A boy was stirring a mixed drink with the tail of a rooster when a Spanish explorer pointed to it and asked what it was. The boy, thinking he was being asked about the object he was holding and not the drink, replied "It's a cock's tail."

  • @m7mdxm7o84
    @m7mdxm7o84 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dr. Mike: Don't use electronics before bedtime.
    Me: Watching Dr. Mike's videos before bedtime. 🥸

  • @drsalmonfish
    @drsalmonfish 4 года назад +486

    Mike: SAVE THE TREES
    Me: With chest compressions?

    • @tempuser8095
      @tempuser8095 4 года назад +22

      CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS, CHEST COMPRESSIONS.

  • @jacobdilaurentis887
    @jacobdilaurentis887 4 года назад +1771

    HE IS SO ADORABLE!!!!

    • @yesyesyesysa
      @yesyesyesysa 4 года назад +74

      Jacob DiLaurentis Oml he liked this comment. You have my respect 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yogitayadav4722
      @yogitayadav4722 4 года назад +32

      He didn't liked mine ☹️i said it on another video ❤

    • @sunflowerbee7004
      @sunflowerbee7004 3 года назад +8

      Yesssssss

    • @jacobdilaurentis887
      @jacobdilaurentis887 3 года назад +7

      Annabelle Tinio rightttttt???? 😭😭😭😭🥺💕

    • @sheidakayn13
      @sheidakayn13 3 года назад +3

      But i don't think he is gay 'Jacob'

  • @TFTN_official
    @TFTN_official 2 года назад +3

    Honestly, Dr Mike seems like an awesome guy

  • @dietotaku
    @dietotaku 8 месяцев назад +7

    i hope dr mike fired the editor who put up a picture of DESTINY'S CHILD when "no scrubs" is a song by *TLC*

  • @Plo0669
    @Plo0669 4 года назад +2790

    Me: hears “no electronics before bed”
    Also me: *in bed with my phone*

  • @robertsgaming8421
    @robertsgaming8421 4 года назад +1874

    Doctor: What’s Your zodiac sign?
    Patient: Cancer
    Doctor: What a coincidence...

    • @sydneynmalachimason248
      @sydneynmalachimason248 4 года назад +2

      @Ginger NoSoul what a coincidence

    • @flaze2606
      @flaze2606 4 года назад +6

      Stolen comment

    • @roma540
      @roma540 4 года назад +5

      @@flaze2606 nope, just old-as-hell meme

    • @yuvi6123
      @yuvi6123 4 года назад +2

      This was commented on the last vid he made about these memes and got thousands of likes. Not sure what you were expecting.. :v

    • @eleanorweaverley1105
      @eleanorweaverley1105 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BoredPodcaster
    @BoredPodcaster Год назад +3

    About the Metronidazole, I wanted to add that it's not just alcoholic drinks to avoid, it's alcohols in foods as well. I asked a pharmacist about what to watch out for, and that's one of the things they pointed out. I've had to take it before, and sadly I'm having to take it again for an infection. Not a fun experience in my case.

    • @historianKelly
      @historianKelly 5 месяцев назад

      I was on it last year for an intestinal infection and forgot about the warnings and put imitation vanilla flavoring in my diet cola, and the effect was nearly instantaneous and not fun. It wasn't even like, "hey I'm really drunk," it was more like, "hey, I'm really drugged." I used to love the taste of vanilla cola, but ever since then, I can't go near vanilla flavoring.

  • @chris_kazuki
    @chris_kazuki 9 месяцев назад +1

    Dr Mike: “no electronics before bed”
    Me: sleeping with a vr headset on my head.

  • @yue7760
    @yue7760 4 года назад +855

    Dr. Mike: soap is a self-cleaning object
    *instructions unclear, ate a whole block of soap*

  • @ibasel17
    @ibasel17 4 года назад +1501

    It’s called a screwdriver, because you’ll be a
    screeewed driver

    • @archerymidnight3422
      @archerymidnight3422 4 года назад +102

      If anyone actually wants to know, it's because the workers who invented it didn't have spoons so they stirred it with a screwdriver

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s 4 года назад +3

      Thats what i thought! XD

    • @Alexi0s
      @Alexi0s 4 года назад +6

      @@archerymidnight3422 oh okay thanks for the info

    • @africanchild4525
      @africanchild4525 4 года назад +5

      I thought it gives you sex desire. hahaha. screw driver.

    • @nounounounou5014
      @nounounounou5014 4 года назад +2

      BRUUUUUUUUH

  • @amak1131
    @amak1131 Год назад +4

    Old vid, BUT the only "essential" oil i used was clove. Before I had dental and cracked a tooth it has eugenol, which is a natural anesthetic. Not REMOTELY to cure anything but it did help me get by a few weeks before I could get care.

  • @maliaworlddominance
    @maliaworlddominance Год назад +5

    Doctor Mike is the kid who would laugh at your nerdy jokes at school..

  • @charlicedawson
    @charlicedawson 4 года назад +747

    Dr. Mike: *sings TLC song*
    Also Dr. Mike: *inserts picture of Destiny’s Child*

    • @wakingribbons
      @wakingribbons 4 года назад +55

      THANK YOU. Lol! I searched for far too long for this comment.

    • @zanelemnguni6014
      @zanelemnguni6014 4 года назад +39

      And I thought my mans was cultured

    • @SueBeka
      @SueBeka 4 года назад +13

      Thank you for commenting because I was just going to. Bad editing

    • @naomssi1300
      @naomssi1300 4 года назад +8

      I was doubting my memory for a second lmaoo

    • @Dragonflynoire10
      @Dragonflynoire10 4 года назад +11

      My god, thank you for commenting on that. When I saw it my Jaw dropped!

  • @Miss-yd2pv
    @Miss-yd2pv 4 года назад +414

    Me: *Watching a video about health*
    Also me: *digitally drawing at 3:00 AM without her glasses*

    • @elora512
      @elora512 4 года назад +1

      ayyyyy... 3d modelling a house rn

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 4 года назад

      Which brand of tablet do you use? Just curious I need to replace mine soon

    • @Miss-yd2pv
      @Miss-yd2pv 4 года назад +2

      Grace Haven I have an x-pen tablet, but my model is a little screwy with me, so I use procreate on the ipad with the Apple Pencil. I recommend it.

  • @oldskoolaspie
    @oldskoolaspie 23 дня назад

    I love Dr. Mike's laugh. Comes right from his inner child. 😄

  • @avabradley1864
    @avabradley1864 2 года назад +2

    0:44 that puppy face!🥺😍❤

  • @TransV1000
    @TransV1000 4 года назад +715

    How to detox your body: Be born with a liver
    Kidneys: Are we jokes to you?

    • @leporid257
      @leporid257 4 года назад +6

      people with liver/kidney transplants or waiting on transplants:

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 4 года назад +3

      The lungs is also act as a filter.

    • @MoogieB
      @MoogieB 4 года назад

      That’s funny!

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 4 года назад +1

      @@jadenschalck8640 And the nose is the pre filter for the lungs.

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 4 года назад

      @@TallicaMan1986 isn't that the same reason you don't normally breathe through your mouth? Because It doesn't have the same filter? I'm not a doctor but I grew up near doctors and nurses.

  • @ro194
    @ro194 4 года назад +930

    Don’t watch screens before bed he says
    Me watching this at midnight: welp...

  • @prettiestmills2.0
    @prettiestmills2.0 2 года назад +1

    As a person who is taking Epilepsy medication, I can confirm actually agree about the disulfiram reaction. Since I’m taking medication that is helping my epilepsy (which I don’t know if I still have since it’s been so long ago I had a seizure the last time) which means that yes I can drink alcohol but I’m not recommended to. Because people who are under epilepsy medication, can start feeling drunk much faster and if alcohol gets mixed with the medication, it can trigger the brain and possibly cause an epileptic seizure. And trust me, it’s not fun. I have ended up in the hospital several times because some seizures lasted longer than a few seconds which is the amount of time that it usually lasts

  • @prmtv
    @prmtv 2 года назад +1

    I love using essential oils but there is a time and place for them. I've used them for minor things like calming down allergic reactions (that present as a rash), bug bites, relaxation to help with sleep, clearing sinuses and other minor afflictions.
    My dad used to keep a pitcher of screwdriver in the fridge. Of course I didn't know this and poured myself a big ole glass of "orange juice" at 7 years old 🤮
    Love your videos 😂

  • @xxRiah019xx
    @xxRiah019xx 4 года назад +2117

    Dr Mike: *sings No Scrubs and shows Destiny’s Child*
    TLC: “Are we a joke to you...”
    ❤️ 😉

    • @robi2244
      @robi2244 4 года назад +51

      Ariel Moriah omg finaly someone else noticed this

    • @michael19862008
      @michael19862008 4 года назад +40

      I would assume he has an editor who messed up. I noticed it too.

    • @greatestlove9987
      @greatestlove9987 4 года назад +11

      Finally! They don’t even look the same!

    • @Trishoc-vf2dw
      @Trishoc-vf2dw 4 года назад +29

      Ariel Moriah thank you!! I was going to point that out! Sorry to be so particular but give TLC the love and credit they deserve.

    • @LetsMeetCharlotte
      @LetsMeetCharlotte 4 года назад +20

      Omg I checked the comments to make sure someone else noticed it

  • @hxneybeex3131
    @hxneybeex3131 2 года назад +1

    Dr Mike- No electronics before bed
    Me- at 3am watching Dr Mike so he can telling me medical advice that I don’t need

  • @HunterWinchester666
    @HunterWinchester666 4 месяца назад +2

    "That tumour is so big, it must be a three-mour"... 🦗 crickets chirp 🦗

  • @musical_costumer7976
    @musical_costumer7976 3 года назад +758

    "Don't bring your phone to bed at night."
    *slowly puases and turns off phone*

  • @ashleighthiel7517
    @ashleighthiel7517 4 года назад +954

    Dr Mike: singing “no scrubs” with photo of destiny’s child.
    TLC: WOOOOWWWWWWWWW

    • @Everglow247
      @Everglow247 4 года назад +45

      Rusty Shacklford What does putting the wrong girl group up have to do with editing?? Lol he put Destiny's Child when that song is by TLC

    • @micheller2283
      @micheller2283 4 года назад +9

      @@Everglow247 dr mike doesn't do his edits but yes i agree. Editing makes no difference since it's still the wrong group

    • @natashaw401
      @natashaw401 4 года назад

      That was just awesome to funny

    • @ashleighthiel7517
      @ashleighthiel7517 4 года назад +2

      Rusty Shacklford I do understand how editing works. I’m not saying he is to blame but he is the face.

    • @kitkatstrats9516
      @kitkatstrats9516 4 года назад

      @Rusty Shacklford you are a moron.

  • @lucyplays2007
    @lucyplays2007 Год назад +5

    Dr. Mike: "No electronics before bed.
    Me at 12:30 AM watching this video: "Why hello there."

  • @SkillSMB
    @SkillSMB Год назад +12

    5:52 really wanted to see a "liver longer life" joke there but im disappointed once again

  • @amayapapaya1690
    @amayapapaya1690 4 года назад +1538

    Um if my friend used soap on their “you know what” I would not and I repeat WOULD NOT use it on my face

    • @AmbTeCo
      @AmbTeCo 4 года назад +25

      Mya Mae AY👏🏾MEN👏🏾

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg 4 года назад +40

      Why not the soap is self cleansing it's not like germs stay on 🧼

    • @nadya2780
      @nadya2780 4 года назад +5

      🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @inmate666
      @inmate666 4 года назад +34

      Think of the last thing i wash in the shower with soap.and the first thing you wash with the same bar of soap.

    • @OkOk-vx2gg
      @OkOk-vx2gg 4 года назад +12

      @@inmate666 think about it this way I wash my hands after I pick my nose and then you wash your hands with the same soap. The soap cleans itself the germs don't stay on.

  • @LeSheikah
    @LeSheikah 4 года назад +1234

    I'm watching this before bed...
    Hehehehehe....

    • @LeSheikah
      @LeSheikah 4 года назад +24

      Wow...my first hearted comment, never thought dr mike would notice the comment😊

    • @dogedog8686
      @dogedog8686 4 года назад +4

      Erlend Ihle Oh no

    • @Ilikebunnies-metoo
      @Ilikebunnies-metoo 4 года назад +6

      @@LeSheikah were you using a computer? 🙄

    • @LeSheikah
      @LeSheikah 4 года назад +6

      @@Ilikebunnies-metoo no...

    • @HeartsFilled
      @HeartsFilled 4 года назад +4

      Same-

  • @salenaaldana3419
    @salenaaldana3419 2 года назад +1

    Can't stop smiling while I watch this video ☺️☺️☺️😍😍😍

  • @JayLandon64
    @JayLandon64 3 месяца назад +1

    Essential oils are good for mental health issues. The oils can be a calming or relaxing effect. I put the oil and some water in an atomizer, and it releases scented steam. It helps with both the severe generalized anxiety and the major depressive disorder.

  • @Davincavel99
    @Davincavel99 4 года назад +1230

    "What else is self cleansing?"
    "A cat"
    I see what you did there

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 года назад +25

      Ohhh I get it (finally)

    • @blurryface8181
      @blurryface8181 4 года назад +5

      I don't get it can someone explain?

    • @msthafizabanu
      @msthafizabanu 4 года назад +4

      @@blurryface8181 Ummm.. I don't think you wanna know.. I definitely didn't but I found out.. You'll find out sooner or later

    • @heroninja1125
      @heroninja1125 4 года назад +7

      KittenPlays 1212 cause cats wash themselves duh

    • @emperorcillian8802
      @emperorcillian8802 4 года назад +32

      @@heroninja1125 They were referring to the women vagina, but since youtube won't monetize em, he put cat instead of vagina. Cats are also called pussies
      or unless you're really young and immature..

  • @stephengsargent
    @stephengsargent 3 года назад +1445

    I don’t know why my car is running so poorly. I made sure I added the essential oils!

    • @whrskr1507
      @whrskr1507 2 года назад +21

      Oh my god…

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 2 года назад +74

      Did you forget to pray to the machine spirit and preform your maintenance rituals? Because it sounds like you have angered it

    • @iz_bizz2010
      @iz_bizz2010 2 года назад +5

      HHHHHHH

    • @tesnacloud
      @tesnacloud 2 года назад +4

      @@jacthing1 Begone! Go play with your toasters!

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 2 года назад +3

      @@tesnacloud nah I'll stick to my collection of dark age washing machines thanks.

  • @ailene83
    @ailene83 2 года назад +5

    How has this guy still not have 10m subscribers? like- his content is so entertaining and educcational

  • @thefnafultra
    @thefnafultra 3 месяца назад +1

    "do proper chest compressions because that extends a person's life"
    Me living immortally:

  • @soultree7700
    @soultree7700 4 года назад +869

    Dr. Mike and Jake Peralta: "Cool cool cool cool cool cool"

    • @diliproy-px2pn
      @diliproy-px2pn 4 года назад +22

      No doubt no doubt

    • @ayoatti9018
      @ayoatti9018 4 года назад +12

      No doubt no doubt no doubt

    • @thealejandroshow20
      @thealejandroshow20 4 года назад +7

      abed too.

    • @cometofficial7161
      @cometofficial7161 4 года назад +8

      Limited people understand this Joke. Season 7 comes out today on netflix

    • @LunaBlitz
      @LunaBlitz 4 года назад +8

      I immediately thought of Jake and Abed 😂

  • @mahianand9434
    @mahianand9434 2 года назад +1

    Dr Mike : no devices before bedtime
    Me: been binge watching his videos before bedtime for so many days…😂😂

  • @Yeza_3000
    @Yeza_3000 2 года назад +1

    There's no one better than a doctor who has humor

  • @Liliththelizard
    @Liliththelizard 4 года назад +612

    Dude , I can't afford my own food, why do you think I can afford oxygen!?

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea 3 года назад +7

      lol you got heart

    • @yuzhu3554
      @yuzhu3554 3 года назад +8

      I’m glad that you didn’t lived in the movie “The Lorax”.

    • @shiralea
      @shiralea 3 года назад +2

      @@yuzhu3554 uh,i am vietnamese...that count?

    • @idontlikesocialising5103
      @idontlikesocialising5103 3 года назад

      Technically yes, for free that is

  • @HA-ye2op
    @HA-ye2op 4 года назад +916

    Me: *Goes to doctors to have appendix removed*
    The Doctor: "So is this your first appendectomy?"
    Me: _Time for a second opinion_

    • @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels
      @ShabbaHakimJediInHeels 4 года назад +39

      Did this actually happen? Also might be a slip of tongue and he meant is this your first surgery.
      I mean it’s happened to me after a long shift when I am sleep deprived that I say something so completely stupid it surprises even my sleep deprived self.

    • @raisa0713
      @raisa0713 4 года назад +6

      Lmfaooooo

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @devonyjaden9497
      @devonyjaden9497 4 года назад

      Literally thought this was like a white coat syndrome/anxiety thing about noooottt wanting to get your appendix taken out! Lol. Then, I was like oooohhhhhh, your first appendectomy! Sammmee on both, though.

  • @equestriancraft8793
    @equestriancraft8793 2 года назад +8

    Dr Mike "don't use tech before sleep!"
    Me - watching this video at 11:00 at night

  • @jesssmith5932
    @jesssmith5932 Год назад +1

    Yo jive been watching for thirty seconds and it’s already amazing

  • @sushii7124
    @sushii7124 4 года назад +595

    no one:
    literally nobody:
    not even a single soul:
    Dr. Mike: "eH eH eH eH"

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 года назад +61

      Haha EHHHHHH

    • @snowwyleopard
      @snowwyleopard 4 года назад +7

      EHEHEHEHEHEHE

    • @sushii7124
      @sushii7124 4 года назад

      @@DoctorMike he replied wkdndind legit cry fjfbdjhd

  • @annamaesabanal1065
    @annamaesabanal1065 4 года назад +1176

    "Eh eh eh eheh"
    -Dr. Mike, 2019