Medical Memes That Just Hit Different
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dr mike, the only person that would ruin a medical joke to be accurate
If something is funny before it's explained was it really funny?
@@sidrat2009 yes
@@sidrat2009 Yep
thats why we love him
True but, he could still get it.
I love how Mike misses the punchline more often than not lol
I don't understand how cloning works. That makes two of us.
Completely flew over his head.
Like the watermelon joke. It was obviously about people who don't eat their pizza crust
The alphabet soup...LOL. Is true, not long ago I had a hard time reading the prescription meds note 😁😁😁
Dr. Mike missing the joke is half the fun of these videos.
Most of the punchlines he gets are in the boxing ring. 😺
My 4yr old niece once asked me for some of my almond milk and I explained to her that it wasn't milk, it was nut juice. So she asks "can I please have some nut juice?" I said "you'll have to ask your dad" she goes to the other room and I hear "WHAT?!" I've never laughed so hard in my life!! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm so proud of you and your niece 😌🙌🏽
That is SO wrong 🤣🤣🤣
That's fricked up...
Lolllll
The Best!!! 👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My brother has deadly food allergies and when my family was informed of this when he was around a year old, the doctors gave me a fake epi pen for me to practice on him in case I was the one who needed to administer it. He’s 3 years younger than me so I was around 4 when this happened. It was very valuable for me to know that even as a young kid, I could save his life if I ever needed to. He is now 20 and has never needed to use one but he still always carries one.
When working as a camp counselor, we had to practice using epi pens on each other with fake ones before we started work every year. Never had to use it, but I did have to lecture a parent that their kid couldn’t be in my class after telling me she was allergic to cats and dogs. I worked with farm animals, and the kid was sneezing like crazy a few yards away from the animals.
I love how Dr Mike gives off himbo energy but is also a highly qualified medical doctor
That's the best way I've heard Mike being described (also the most accurate)
100% himbo
tf is a himbo
like a boy bimbo?
yes
OMG THATS WHAT IT IS
“You can’t surf without a head. You can’t do a lot of things but surfing is definitely on that list” - a medical professional in 2022
Like, for example, living
all the wile missing the fact it was a headline from the onion
@@Silvercrypto-xk4zyI think he noticed that because he said “not because you don’t have a brain that’s the easy answer”
I can't believe that Dr. Mike doesn't know that it's the onion or recognize its logo st least. (The Onion is a satirical site, meaning these r all jokes.)
@@JS-wc4xs He does, he's literally done full videos on onion headlines.
The oxygen to go really helped my Mom when she had pneumonia. She waited days to get treated so I bought her some of it for the car ride to the hospital. Maybe the oxygen itself wasn't helpful, but the slowing breathing down and taking controlled breaths was. Made her feel like she was in control of the situation.
The real question is: Does it have a higher O2 content than the air? If not. It's just placebo. And that can work. If yes. Then Dr. Mike was mocking it for all the wrong reasons.
@@Unethical.DodgsonIt claims 95% oxygen content so, if that's accurate, it's much higher than in the air.
It would likely also have benefits at high altitudes for people who have not adapted to those altitudes.
@@johnmarshall9604I think you mean O2 because O can’t exist by itself it either becomes an ion or is in a molecule ❤
@@xx-bobaplease-xx2831he never said O, he said oxygen, you dingus
@@Monika-mb6jh yes but oxygen’s symbol in the periodic table is O ( too lazy to type it out )
and O2 is oxygen gas
“you dingus”
My mother was never a doctor, but she does have a degree in microbiology and has worked in labs, so when my sister and I went to the pediatricians office we weren't allowed to play with the toys there 😂
Hearing Sam laughing from the background fulfills the meme video.
Jetstream Sam?
@@migantomon117yes Jetstream sam😁
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@An Old WoMan I don't get it
sam is a nigga
I actually don't mind having to wait in the waiting room for my cardiologist, because sitting anywhere in the waiting room is within spin range of 3 Pokestops. Very convenient grouping of Pokestops.
@desperate need of scotch hell yeah, wen I take my mom for her check-up in a hospital, I don’t mind the waiting at all! So many poke stops, Gyms and ghost type Pokémon.
My local hospital has so many its crazy. At least it benefits long-term patients if they play to walk around the ward.
I just remembered that when the hype for pokemon go was at it's peak, there were people promoting using some item (I didn't play, so I have no idea what it was) near pediatric hospitals to somehow help the children that had to stay there.
spoken like a true fan
@@thomasfplm, probably pokelures, which causes more pokemon to show up at pokestops.
Let’s be honest.
We all need a doctor who memes, is a full time RUclipsr and doctor. Props to this man.
That epi-pen joke reminds me of this one:
My father passed away yesterday because he lost a lot of blood in the car accident and we didn't know his blood type. He was such a great dad, even though he was dying he kept telling us to be positive.
Funny…but terrible…but still funny!! 😂
May he rest in peace
Doctor Mike: "Dumbness can be a strength"
Me: I A M S T R E N G T H
Scammer
Lol he missed the clone joke about "That makes two of us." Completely over Dr. Mike's head. 😂❤
Ugh, the scab picking got me though...i have a lot of body focused repetitive behaviors due to my ocd. Picking my nails, my scalp, biting the inside of my cheek, pulling my eyelashes and eyebrows. You wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but that's so me
3:16 I like how the meme is about doctors being dumb and then Dr Mike proceeds to read the meme wrong😂
167 likes and no replies? Let me fix that! True tho🤣
Yes I was laughing 😂😂…. Then I thought maybe he knew it was wrong and fixed it in his Brain as he read it but then again the person who typed it must’ve done it on purpose for that exact reason 😂😂😂
@@ambermartin7535you could’ve just replied instead of, yknow, do all that. Idk I just think it’s annoying but idk if other people think the same
@@ismaelmacias4858I think there's no mistake, there was a question without a question mark, so the "are" goes first
Yeah, I’m not sure he got that cloning joke. It seemed like he only understood it as “I don’t understand it either” and not the double meaning of “cloning makes two of us-a copy of us.” Also not clear he understood the second opinion joke.
Yesterday I was walking by the street and some medical academy used dr mike in their poster. He is like the definition of a doctor in most people minds
Yet the rest of them fall short so the expectation it puts out there is too high!
200th like!
Not mine.
Has Dr House completely left the pop culture lexicon?
"most" might be a big stretch, but I feel you. I'd be happy to have him as my physician.
Hearing Sam laughing from the background fulfills the meme video.. I love how Mike misses the punchline more often than not lol.
you copied two other people’s comment what the hell
Doctor Mike is the reason why comedians say "The best jokes have to be explained."
I had a colleague that was weirdly proud that therapy didn't help her.
She was proud of the fact that the therapist "failed" to get her to open up.
Like she beat the therapist, she "won" at therapy.
She lost 😆.
Congrats to her. She paid for sessions to not grow at all. 👏🏾 🎉
My mom had a friend that was proud that she tricked the therapist into thinking she was mentally ok when she wasn't. People are so weird.
That was me in highschool with the guidance counselor. 😅😂
People like that are hopeless. You can't help someone that doesn't want to be helped.
Life hack:
When I was babysitting and wanted the kids to get ready for bed, I’d start doing fake yawns. Which in turn made _them_ start yawning. (Except for one little psycho that never went for it)
Then I’d tell them “Wow, you’re yawning a lot! You must be getting sleepy!” I’d read them a book, then it was off to beddy-bye.
genius.
that's so genius
2:32 I'm glad Dr. Mike explained this, because I was never gonna get that on my own.
Thank you, I laughed the whole time. those were really good memes.
I always like it when professionals talk about themselves in a "how the hell am I a professional" attitude because it kind of puts real professionalism into perspective, showing that the things they're capable of are actually quite possible with dedication and effort. Also imposter syndrome is endearing to me.
I'm a professional software dev myself and I feel like I'd fail my own interview - don't be afraid to try and fail, people! We're all stupid and we all started somewhere!
It's so nice to see that even the most competent and skilled people doubt themselves. It makes me more confident in my abilities. Also I think id be more comfortable with a doctor who is aware of their own faults rather than one who is convinced they are infallible.
I love how Doctor Mike follows up a joke with solid medical information. I wish he was my Doctor.
I enjoy your videos so much. These joke videos have a nice mix of fun joke, fun being your reaction and laughing with you and hearing some medical commentary, and then in some of them you take a joke a bit to seriously or miss the point and go of on a very cute medical tangent anyway. It's endearing and it fills me with happiness! And I get that you often do that on purpose with varying degree of poker face. But still.
4:41 -Thank you for being honest and calling big pharma out!!
“Dont eat too much Ramen Noodles, its a sodium bomb!”
Me eating my 3rd pack of ramen noodles of the day: …
me, with POTS, which my cardiologist and I are treating with a high-salt diet: ...
Same
I am legitimately eating ramen noodles right now. 🤣
Do you get stomach cancer from eating too much ramen ?
even if u eating sodium bomb, dont be shy to include some vegetables, cuz its like m&m's bomb(Empty calories).
11:46 Instrctions unclear, filled a human with trash and gave them cpr.
Uh, ok
dont make that mistake again
the "no" in an Australian accent 5:03 😂
4:20 Now that one felt personal. I would like to hear a longer discussion on this whole thing.
As a scuba diver who has had a close call with the bends. That oxygen is gold. For those who don't know oxygen is the first treatment given for the bends. I dive out in cold isolated lakes, so an ambulance can take up to an hour or more to get to my team and me. Those bottles help buy us some time.
Sure, but you shouldn't abuse it. The way this is sold leads to people doing 3 situps, inhaling a bottle of pure O2, doing a couple situps, inhaling another bottle, repeat ad nauseam (literally).
I live in Colorado where the air is thinner than other places, so when I go to a concert and see musicians perform who aren’t from our altitude, the well prepared musicians come with different oxygen boosting capabilities to help combat the altitude. I’ve seen nebulizer type devices, to these cans of boost. Yes they can be abused by idiots but to completely dismiss it by saying there is oxygen all around. Idk.
@@Eromadad88also in Colorado, we keep some on hand for visitors from out of state. My partner has pretty severe asthma, too, so a bottle of pure oxygen and their inhaler are an excellent addition to a hike.
Same. I live in Colorado Springs and those things can come in handy for short-term relief at high altitudes, to give people enough time to get back down to lower altitudes.
@@Eromadad88 I moved from about 600 ft elevation to Colorado, and ended up with bronchitis in my first couple weeks. I really wish those things had been available then, I was having a lot of trouble breathing. Closest I found was a huge one mean to have at your table at a convention, so people visiting from sea level would stick around your booth so they could breath.
What I’ve heard about yawning is that we do it to wake us up when we are sleepy so we get extra reactive, and we want the rest of the group to do so too
Reading ur comment about yawning made me yawn 😅😂😂
@@sanjanak6028 me too😂😂
When you started talking about yawning, I yawned. That was quite the laugh!
8:54 Dr. is channelling his inner 'Mama Mia' complete with the hand gesture in regards to the 'art' if the meme😂
Only haters will say that the almond milk on the thumbnail is fake.
True UwU nah jk
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Bro I swear if I see this dude once more
Like merchant. Tried to write as quickly as possible without watching the video and get likes. Typical
Bruh
11:26 Mike completely ignoring that the guy already cloned himself
6:39 man I really needed this, my head looks like I was sculpted with playdo
doctor Mike is like a parent. He has to ability to make a joke into a lecture.
8:28 the fact that he felt the need to explain that you can't surf without a head is sad, both for us and him
It's an Onion article. They are a parody news site
@@tandemdwarf745we know, but the fact he had to explain that it was a parody by telling us the medical knowledge is the sad part
@@RanchMonarchHe told us that you can't surf because you can't balance without your head, he even said can't surf because no brain is the easy answer
He expanded the joke
11:12 it's winter, breathing through my nose isn't convenient
I had a nightmare of the purge and woke up shaking. Dr.mike must be a Milan sheath because he really calmed my nerves.
I love how he corrects everything despite how obvious it is. Also how he focuses on ears rather than the brain when missing a head
Dr. Mike is so good because he leads with example. He doesn't just say "eat onions because they are round and good for your health". He also ate The Onion live on camera 🤣😜
7:13
Ah yes, healthy food.
Healthy: Tomatoes, Lettuce, Cheese, Meat for protein, Bread
So why the heck are burgers unhealthy-
See, nothing is unhealthy if you put your mind to it
The meat has a lot of grease which has a lot of saturated fats.
Extremely high fat and salt content. Both are things we need, but many people eat way too much of them. That's the simplest answer.
“…to the entire medical office who plays with it after.” 😂 makes it sound like the office workers end their day by playing with that toy.
The 02 to Go thing is for high altitude activities such as mountain climbing where the air is thinner or sometimes for flying smaller planes
Part of what drives independent research for therapeutic alternatives is fear of the condition and the standard of care. Also provides a sense of control where the patient feels its been stripped away.
But easier answer is ego. Speaking of microplastics...
Independent research is fine, but you have to be able to determine what you're looking at and the quality of the source. A lot of people struggle with both, but they're especially bad at the second one.
And There are so many conditions where there are no medical answers.
And also the fact that doctors gaslight and abuse you. It took years to get diagnosed with my systemic, degenerative, and incurable Autoimmune disorder and I had to research and demand specific doctors and tests bc doctors would rather accuse people of being a drug addict (despite clean tests) than actually look for sources of their illness or pain. if I didn’t do my own research and advocate for myself I would still be in Dr Biegel’s office having my veins blown and blood stolen off their porch while they drain my wallet.
@@FlowerPower-cf2fp0p00p
Literally just the other day I got to the doctors office for a X-ray and check in (on time ) ,but I was waiting for almost an hour!!
YES thank you for preaching the semi-circular canals!
Oh no, he missed the joke at 11:30 completely xD
Dr Mike is the human embodiment of medical dad jokes 😂
seeing dr mike smiling is like seeing my sleep paralysis demon
My fave thing about Mike is that he explains the joke, like it may not be even that deep medically, or the answer is obvious, and Mike be like ‘well, actually..’
Its been a minute since a new meme review dropped! I got many laughs out of this one 😅
Loved the alphabet soup, so true with scribbles for doc writing, ramen noodles perfectly illustrate 😂😂😂 .... I had a family practitioner who typed everything out on computer and printed it off because he knew his handwriting was horrible
Wow
I didn't get it
Same thing with doctors signatures. My uncle is an ER doctor and his signature is just one big scribble
I worked in a pharmacy for a year and a half, and we had a handful of local doctors who had very neat handwriting. It was bizarre.
@@stephsaguudefan1753it would be. I just wouldn’t feel right if a doctor wrote legibly
@@jasminespencer2872 basically, kids write more neatly, so alphabet soup, ramen noodles is more wavy, and since we're talking about handwriting, its basically about how bad doctor's handwriting are. hope u understand
10:40 that's at Lowe's I can tell by the price tag cuz I work at Lowe's and the store I work at also sells those.... there actually for high altitudes like mountain climbing....
It works like a inhaler but just enriched oxygen
I recently got a RUclips ad for RYBELSUS (some diabetes med) and at first I thought they were talking about a medication used to treat a _condition_ called rybelsus. You cannot convince me that Rybelsus doesn't sound like a yeast infection of the buttcrack or something gross like that.
1:08 why did i just imagine Dr. Mike sobbing while eating watermelon rind
8:49 yes, the reason you can't surf without a head is because you lack the balances in your semicircular ear canals.
The only reason
Literally nobody was yawning in this video or around me but as soon as you brought up yawning I STARTED UNCONROLLABLY YAWNING, HELP
Dr mike, the boost o2 is intended to be used at high altitudes where oxygen is at a much lower density. Granted I’d never buy that particular brand personally, but when flying at high altitudes in a non pressurized environment or mountain climbing at a high altitude, the canned o2 can be extremely helpful and even life saving!
I can vouch for this, moving from Florida to Colorado. Sea level to 10k is brutal, I was altitude sick for a week. I bring air anytime I go up mountains now because the air gets too thin I'll pass out. As bad of a Mel Brooks joke as "canned air" is, it's a necessity for some activities where the air is thinner.👍
ooooooohhhhhhhhh now i get it- but WHY is it being sold at a regular store?
@@everyonesplace1267 I have no idea other than asthmatics? Or people on oxygen machines maybe....
But that can is so small, how much could it really help? Unless you're gonna carry 100 of them with you. An air tank for diving is like the size of a person, that's like a can of febreze
@@stephsaguudefan1753 there is alot more than you think in there
I just like how nerdy he is, such a good way to make his videos informational and entertaining
10:50, just want to let Dr mike know that these are used when going to a high altitude, i bought these on a skiing trip because it helps when you can’t catch your breath
12:06 the way he said "coughing" got me on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣
I can't get over you constantly explaining everything. The surfing without a head part absolutely KILLED me!!
6:47 my daughter got a knitted hat with a green pompom when she was born, the pompoms were coloured to show the babies heath, green was for healthy and red was for babies at higher risk
Wow that kinda sounds sad
Mine got a knitted hat that was a pumpkin born in October instead of the normal hospital one they give
Just today I rewatched an episode of a childhood show (for nostalgia) that was about sugar being bad for you, I like how it showed the process from sugar rush to sugar crash, and how being tired from a sugar crash can negatively impact your life, the effects from eating fruits, veggies, or candy happen almost instantly, but that's because it's a cartoon.
11:17 man this hit me on that childhood level with the Lorax and the “O’Hare Air Company
10:55 I believe this is for hiking on realy tall mountains
I think he went over in another video why it was still bs, pretty sure it was the video where he reacted to medical products on Shark Tank
I love how Dr. Mike is most often serious about the jokes, like me. I ruin a lot of my husband's humor because I'm so committed to being serious lmao
I used one of those oxygen things when I was having an asthma attack and it helped. Also I think they are meant for mountain climbers and such, where the air is thinner.
Dental issues: went to the dentist with damage on a front tooth from a body piercing ring. He checked it out and said he'd started seeing them but didn't know why. I told him. He laughed, and laughed, then thanked me for updating him.
I just broke my arm (upper humerus). The doc I saw thought it would be good for me to get surgery, but i wasnt too sure. I told him i was gonna get a second opinion. He then brought in an older colleague who looked at my CT scan and said my arm would heal well without surgery!
I would have never of asked for a second opinion without your videos, so thank you doctor mike!
3:51 - I think Mike missed the whole 'Pharmacology punch' :)
Business as usual, lol
I am actually a pharmacist 😂😂😂 and that’s so fkn true pharmacology and pharmaceuticals and anything related to pharmacy is so fkn hard 😂😂😂
No he said that the school was punching them right back
cloning is basically cutting something (cells) in half, then the two halves make a new half each, so it becomes a full.
If i remember correctly
@5:40 My pharmacy sells these! Based on much more than just this, I've been thinking about switching pharmacies, this is just another reason to add to the list
😆
The "purchase one mental health" legit made me LOL.
11:20 it’s for altitude where it’s harder to breath
OMG THE FIRST MEME HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, THE WAY HE YAWNED LMAO!
I love how when he was searching for round foods. He said chickpeas, but not peas.
5:53 Me who lays on my bed 22-23 hours a day: "I like your funny words magic man"
Dr. Mike figuring out colors made my day 2:37
the oxygen to go thingy is actually for ppl that cannot breathe after intense workouts, boxing for example, or when they feel claustrophobic and motion sick. its kinda similar to breathing in a paper bag when u feel nervous and have difficulty breathing
That canned oxygen really helped me when I went camping in the mountains of Colorado. I got hit with altitude sickness and the only thing that lessened the symptoms was breathing in that pressurized oxygen.
11:43 trashcan, suitcase, bag… anything🤣
6:35 it’s never too late to start
10:40 I love how boost oxygen is just O’Hare air from the Lorax
Listening to Dr. Mike patiently explain why an Onion headline is inaccurate is my ASMR.
Can we take a moment to apprecete how much effort Dr Mike puts into his videos
no
@P!nned By Dr Mike... you’re not doctor mike lol😂
He's sitting there reacting to memes that someone else collected for him to look at, and then someone edits the video. The effort is all done by someone else. Give them appreciation
Thank you Dr Mike's team..
@@notahotshot he's a doctor he works 40hr a week of course he has no time to make videos
@@vullnetbajrami736
I don't dispute that. I'm simply pointing out that for Dr. Mike, these videos are low effort. The equivalence of us watching his video. The effort is made by others. He's the pretty face.
Missed a joke 4:53 'Because that's not Pacific enough' 🙄
10:46 Dr. Mike correction, that is actually carbogen (95% Oxygen + 5% Carbon dioxide) which is used to treat patients who have been a victim of Carbon Monoxide poisoning, which is a very deadly gas. This is a portable way to give treatment to someone who has inhaled Carbon Monoxide.
10:40 this meme and Dr Mikes reaction got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣
I crashed my dad’s car because of a beetle. ‘Permanent embarrassment’ perfectly describes that situation 😅
The spider clearly won't be the worst reason a crash happened, but it's unique enough that the first responders will never forget it and tell the story.
I know what you mean - I once crashed my car because I had to sneeze really hard... (Up to then I didn't believe otherwise healthy people could actually die from a common cold nowadays...)
A Volkswagon Beetle?
@@jhdix6731 More than once I've realized how dangerous it can be to drive with allergies, sometimes I have to force myself to open a bit my eyes when the sneeze is slow coming or I have a hand totally wet and have to so some downhill turns.
@@danjitheman I forgot those existed lol
1:45 that a river of apples
That explanation about dumbness being a strength is so perfect.
As soon as he said yawns are contagious I yawned
Isn't the Oxygen to go thing normally for people that go up to places with thinner air, but aren't accustomed to it? Like if you visit your aunt that lives in a town in a large mountain, then if you try to do the same exercise that you normally do, you will get out of breath much faster due to less oxygen in the air. These would basically let you get a boost of oxygen to keep you going more comfortably.
It's a really niche product thought, since the people that live up there are already used to it and don't need it, and so it's only useful for visitors or newcomers. It's useless for anyone else anywhere else.
That reminds me of a story I heard Tom Cruise told in a show.
He went on a tiny plane with a friend. But they encountered issue and they were only 2 oxygen mask. Tom Cruise and the pilot took the mask. Tom Cruise's friend fall asleep. He woke up when they returned to the ground.
I need oxygen wherever I go so carry portable oxygen with me. I have use of only 1 lung and my O2 is always 50 or lower no matter where I am. I also have to sleep sitting up.
This is the issue. There are very limited applications of this, yet they're trying to market it to a general audience using bullshit.
@@seigeengine I mean I dont hear any crazy claims(bs) from them
Ski resorts in Wyoming and Colorado sell oxygen for people are coming from sea level. Some people say they feel a “high” and use it for that.
8:02 reminded me of an old Buddy Hackett joke,
Dentist to female patient: "Ok, I gotta give you a root canal."
Patient: "I'd rather have a baby."
Dentist: "Well make up your mind, I gotta adjust the chair."
How is giving him a baby connected to adjusting the chair
Can’t really make a baby with the chair sitting up instead of lying down@@justaguywhowantsomefriends2246
This joke is funnier than any of those memes
10:40 I hear those work for temporary relief of altitude sickness, because of the O2 concentration