Mugshot Matchmaking w/ Trevor Wallace | Your Mom's House Ep. 737
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- Опубликовано: 11 июн 2024
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JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the lingering effects of Thanksgiving and a recent trip to Orlando. Tom also shares a story about shooting half-court shots and t-shirts at a Magic basketball game! There’s also some fun clips featuring a classic New York interaction, a celebration of black swimmers, a woman with a great smile, and another professional chiropractor.
Comedian Trevor Wallace enters the Mommy Dome and is excited to be back in Austin! They talk about his new comedy special "Pterodactyl" on Amazon, the dearly departed Vine app, TikTok tramps, and a famous Randy Johnson pitch. Tom and Christina then introduce Trevor to some Idaho inmates and he introduces them to the ladies of Mugshawtys, before they get into some clips featuring murder house dollhouses, the Prime Minister of Morocco, and the health benefits of urine.
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RUclips Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:37 - Fat From The Holidays
00:06:23 - Opening Clip: Don't Bother Me
00:10:30 - Family Updates
00:13:08 - Orlando Magic Basketball Game
00:19:17 - Marathon Running
00:26:40 - People Love To Be Winners
00:34:17 - Clip: Black People Can Swim
00:42:28 - Clips: False Teeth/Chiropractor
00:44:04 - Trevor Wallace Back In Austin
00:50:34 - TikTok Tramps
00:56:42 - Randy Johnson Bird Clip
00:58:55 - Idaho Inmates
01:09:28 - Mugshawtys
01:18:14 - Clip: Prime Minister of Morocco
01:20:04 - Clip: Murder House Dollhouse
01:22:54 - Vine & Film School
01:28:43 - Stiff Socks/Silly Knickers
01:33:00 - Clip: Pee Drinking Science
01:38:40 - Eating Caca
01:43:29 - Closing Song - "Hot Sloppy Dumps" by Fart Department 
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The camera switched to ennys face when Christina said Nickers was hilarious 😂
That was a moment where I missed Nadav’s laugh
can confirm in British English, the word "knickers" refers to women's underwear. Pronounced the same as "New York Knicks".
RIP NATIVE
Here, you fuck. 1:32:08 lol she immediately looks to the booth
Omfg Tom 1:32:42
Still can't believe Nadav quit so he didn't have to run a marathon 😂
100% my theory too 😂
Rather be a fat jew. Something about those red head J's? Ever notice all the red ones are fat as fuck? They have the funny curls the magic hat and the suspenders that have a gap just above that gut.
He quit from Tom putting him on Blast, dude really let us down
What an original comment
It might also have something to do with Toms arrogance, and aggressive manipulative behaviour....I would have quit too.
Christina ranting about the guy blowing his nose in the jacuzzi and she blows into her bare hands! You are the same animal mommy!😂
Mommy did say it was her tribe that would do such thing… I think mommy just had a bit more dignity to not do it in a public pool…
@@nickgarcia8088ye bit different if you are at home with your babys vomit on you. 😂
@@nickgarcia8088 Mommy only SAID that Mommy does not like nose blowing in the pool, but what mommy does in the pool stays in the pool, never to be discovered by her Mommies unless said Mommies are actually in said pool with Mommy to witness in person the Mommification of the pool... Hungarian-style
Christina quadrupling down on knickers is crazy 😂
Femal underwear is called knickers on the British isles though
I'm from New Zealand and I call them "gruts" 😂
That first knickers CK sounded alot like a g
@@Annicahawe know
At least she's not a renegger(it's spelled with an "i," but I don't want to test it), I bet she drinks vinegar too.
WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND MATT AND SHANE!
Absolutely incorrect. Only shane
@@rams812blasphemy. You’re done
@@rams812 YOU'RE DONE
@@rams812get this joker outta here, youre done!
Won’t be for another month or two since they stack episodes 1/2 months in advance
Theres no way Enny can swim based on his response
Yeah I feel like he uses the "its a black thing" "we just dont want to" to deflect from his own personal feelings towards something. Loads of black can swim. Its largely based on the state you grew up and if you had access to large bodies of water. If you lived in a state without that stuff then you relied on public pools which obviously doesnt have a good history
@@jadowarcadia6227think its based off of the countless sets of chained together blacks thrown off the Amistad, who didnt ban together to swim in the Atlantic, total waste😂
My black friends excuse is usually he doesn’t wanna mess up his hair but he also refused to wear a swim cap he said something like “Why the fuck would I wear that bullshit”
Anthropologically speaking I think it has to do with how large Africa is so the majority of Africans lived largely in the interior away from the coastlines and most of its lakes have deadly animals.
@@InspectahReese To be fair as a I definitely swim way less than when I had the standard black guy buzzcut. So thats not actually a terrible excuse. I also wouldnt want to wear a swimming cap as a grown ass man. My older brother still has his hair short and swims all the time
Tom with his trainers, doctors and meds couldn’t run 3 miles without hurting himself. R.I.P. Nadav
At least he can swim.
Nadav isn't running. Let's be real
He done the same 5k
Quit the best job he’ll ever have because he was afraid to run a couple miles, I’d run to Austin Tx from LA if Tim and Christine offered me employment at YMH
@@opiumhowls9847he’s a rich boy tho so the fire and hustle wasn’t needed.
If Christina reads the comments, I’d like to tell her that Randy Johnson, the pitcher who hit the bird, is now a photographer and his photography company logo is of the bird he hit.
Wild af though
If this is true..... LOOOOL
If Tom and Christina read this I’d like to tell them that they are boring af now
@@THE_TURTLE.They’re missing the Nadav cackle for the dumb stuff they say
@@Anoneemus_Noenaymeman you’re %100
A woman passed me on a wheelchair in my first 10k. I still lie to myself that I let her pass me out of respect
I have been making videos since the instigation of the charted electro-magnetic spectrum on RUclips.
@@PrescientHope uuuhhhh no you haven't...
At least you spoke your truth here
A 10k does seem a lot easier in an electric wheelchair... Didn't really consider that as an option. Someone tell Nadav you can do that
How many legs do you have? We gotta get everything out of the way before we tell you you’re… slow.
You know Tom was pretending he had a grenade launcher when he fired that T-shirt cannon into the crowd...that psycho.
The fact that Enny is the representative of black people on this show is hilarious. I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with anything he has said about us. I’m dead, I just remembered he thought cap started as gen z slang😂
Enny is just a rare bird all around. No matter the color. 😂
Yeah he’s a terrible representation of the black community. I catch myself yelling when he gets to talking.
I feel like it’s partly a character for him, and he is funny and got swag
Tom can represent black people better than enny 😂
I'm sure you're the coolest of them all my friend
I was golfing with a friend last year and she smoked a bird on her drive, landed belly up on the ground and all. Closest she’s ever got to a birdie
I really appreciate the $10 price tag for 69 Minutes. I just can’t afford tickets to see big comics live right now and love that this exists.
100% with you. I will absolutely be watching
Us too 🎉 He's finally putting his obsession with 69 to use! 😂
You are one of the poors Tom is always complaining about
Hey Main Mommies. Long time follower. I work for The Orlando Magic and worked the game in the control room the night you were there! By far the best on camera celebrity guest in a long time! We loved you and you need to come back!
Tom struggling with a 5k and he wanted native to run a whole marathon 😂😂😂
Nadav? Lol
@@MuffSquad yes nadav, the fat guy
@@MuffSquad You must be new.
@@joemorgenstern9846 Are you referring to Patty O'Callaghan? Or did you actually mean Yanef? (Not to be confused with Blueban)
Sledgehammer suuucked 😅
Christina's hair looks beautiful in this episode 😍
It's the Leslie Knope from parks and rec
As a dude that doesn’t notice hair, I even noticed.
its the hair off another human body, worn in the form of a hat. Not uncommon in the black and orthodox jewish communities, but lesser so in Hungarian circles
As a dude I noticed her face doesn't match the sponsor ads, didn't notice the hair but geez what she did to her face.
@@Earmantraut i think she just frowns a lot now in disdain and tiredness of life. She's out of energy and resting facial expressions really change a persons appearance
When I hear chips in a bowl/cats eating kibble. I turn into a telescope
To bad it was wasted on an announcement that’s already been announced here and on IG many times already. 😂
Does anyone else notice that Tom & Christina have a harder time riffing with seemingly wholesome guests 😂
What part of Trevor Wallace seems wholesome? 😐
I think its moreso that he’s just not that funny or on the same level as them tbh
I just watched Pterodactyl, Trevor is way more talented than was shown on the show. They dropped the ball on this one, didn't let Trevor fly.
Toms face 1:25:25 when Trevor said “the late, great A.I.” when Allen iverson is very much alive😂
Pod starts @ 2:35
Doing the lords work
Longer and longer every week
To be fair, the promo for 69 minutes isn't unwelcome. It's in a different category to things like spoilers and real ads
This needed to be pinned at the top
I'm not gonna scroll down to the comments to find a time stamp, and get spoiled from the comments at the same time. It's literally split into chapters. You can just skip ahead.
Charo was eating better because she had a near death experience in her helicopter ride so she wants to experience more! Viva la Charo!!
If you zoom in 2.0x it turns into a serious interview show 😂
Tonight, on 20/20...😂
I think that pitch that hit the bird is called a fowl ball . Isn’t it?
2:35 to skip the spoilers and ads.
I like how a 15 second clip of no context is a spoiler...annoying af
Can’t wait to touch the special through the link
Follow proto bud
Trevor was trying really hard to make Tom and Christine laugh but just failed literally every single time lol
It was terrible. This guy makes money with jokes? No way
@@DanRo6 I like his videos, but this was him trying so desperately hard
@@FIREB4II people that do podcasting
I don’t know him but he looks like he is on adderall
@@FIREB4II For a comedian you would think he could read the room.
Every new episode. I make it about 20 minutes in. Then go back to an old episode so i can actually enjoy it and laugh
bruh this is the worst cringe i've ever seen, and its real cos they arent trying to be cringe
Is it just me or is Christine looking more and more like Roseanne
Lol
Not just you. When she was in her Halloween costume I thought she just looked like the big R word
It must be her pregnant glow
Texas does that to handsome women
Copy and paste from last week....bot
who is responsible for making me press the right arrow key 35 times in a row?
The miniture crime scene shit had me fucking dying not only cause tom is a crazy nut but also because its creative ands cool
Bring back longer Danny Brown Show episodes!!
No more previews! I'm going to watch it regardless!
Get a Lint Brush Tom, you poor!😂 love the show!
The dandruff is insane. How did no one tell him???
Bald guy with dandruff is a tough look
It’s beard dandruff. Dry skin. He needs to condition his beard.
I love how seamless Christina slips in and out of the Hungarian accent and the Eastern Bloc hate that comes with it 😂😂!
i googled pickle and peanut and it literally says this is not a kids show lmao i love Christina so much
IT SUCKS NOW I CANT WATCH YMH WITHOUT FAST FORWARDING IT NOW
For the love of god Christina P just drink an entire glass of prune juice. You will not be constipated anymore
Let's be clear. Enny cannot swim. When he says "I can swim", what he is saying is "I am a human, I have seen humans swim, so it would follow that I too have that capability."
If you push Enny into the deep end of the pool, it would be hilarious. Because he can't swim.
He is scared of the ocean, because he can't swim in it. If he could swim, he wouldn't fear the water.
His argument of "why y'all fuckin' around with the water" could be applied with the same level of legitimacy to any sport or leisure activity. It's transparently ridiculous.
I just dipped out to listen to Andre 300's album. I suggest you do the same. Hilarious.
Glad they had Trevor on. Everyone knows him for his skits but his stand up is top tier
HIS SKITS ARE FIRE, HIS "DINOSAUR" SPECIAL WAS A FLOPPPPP😂😂😂
youve got weird loser energy bruv, work on that@@YCWideawakeFinest252
His stand-up is trash. And that's ok. Cuz he has skits
@@rams812him and matt rifes shits were GARRR-BAJJJJJ 10 mins each until i shut em off
@@YCWideawakeFinest252Straight UP JEAN!! Crazy how these specials are allowed to exist, but even crazier that they're supported by anyone
Christina looking gooood this episode
Had me like a telescope 🔭
About to go from a 4 stroke to a 3 stroke challenge
Going downhill quick
Did a 5k when I was a freshman in high school, started out sprinting cause I didn't understand how long that shit was. A LOT of elderly people passed me by then end 😅
couple miles as a freshman in highschool and old people passed you up, how fat is you now?
This was one of my favorite crossovers. Also the bit about Enny swimming and the knickers is phenomenal content XD
Proto-Nadav is coming along nicely.
I drive a looooot so every Wednesday I'm am extremely excited for a new ymh post. It definitely helps me through my shit ass days
Tom's face when Trevor said "the late-great AI" was hilarious.
poor here, checking in
Tom and Christina missed a golden opportunity when they were talking about running from demons and saying “why are you running?” Should have called back to New York guy “stop f-ing bothering me!” 😂
Love the content, Love you guys, love maturing with grace with you all at YMH😝🥰😘
My brain still fills in Nadav's laugh when I expect it to the point where I actually go back 10 seconds to check if they put it in in post.
Enny’s face💀 1:32:08
Inmates segment can go
These transitions were cool af especially after a fat dab I just took had me cracking up for no reason 😂
Once again I am asking for Matt and Shane
#432hrz
I love that you guys are stepping out
Something with black people comes on the screen
"HEY ENNY DID YOU SEE THIS ARE YOU BLACK?"
Aggravated DUI tends to be a very high BAC or related charge. Source: experience. But it was your boy’s first and last. If Gabe is in until ‘29, he definitely did some other wild shxt.
Aggravated dui also implies more than 4 duis In the last 10 years which is a felony by itself
I love when comedian/artists ask the audience to buy their new thing (like the 69 Minutes special) and tell us how much they love it and how hard they worked on it, it really makes you feel good about spending money for it and makes you feel good to support it. Especially in this case because I definitely wanna support comedians not having to bow down to gatekeepers ever again.
Mommy GLOWING this morning 🌞
GARTH BROOKS TOLD ON HIMSELF IN THE SONG TWO PINA COLADAS!!!!
So I was at work listening to music and GB comes on. I think ok, I liked him when I was younger...lemme give it another shot. The song was Two Pina Coladas....at the very end of the song, where he's telling the "crowd" what the lyrics are and they repeat them... he first says " buried EM in the sand" talking about the troubles he forgot..but when the "crowd" sings it, they absolutely, 100% say " buried HER in the sand"
Dude is an absolute psycho murder
Im on this boat with u, cuz of u, good shit🙌
And it's on TWO DIFFERENT RECORDINGS OF THE SONG!!! The Spotify version has him laughing or chuckling one way, and the RUclips version ( Siloflo CCC ) has him laughing in a noticeably different kind of way with him still saying the lyric "her" at the end of the song. The fact he laughs at all, in both songs is kinda horrifying . He's fuckin taunting us at this point!!
Tom Segura is wearing the Rolex Yachtmaster 42 in white gold. His watch game is strong af.
I see u every week, and no1 gives u flowers😅 good eye man
No one cares, watch nerd
@@eugenedelahot-croixbun8910the only orginal commenter in here, shut up
Remember. He's better than you, you poor.
@@BasedGod-ey5ee I appreciate it 🙌🏼🍻
u guys should penpal one of these inmates that are about to get out and keep us updated on the pod and hook them up with loads of bussy or bick (depending on what they into) when they get out and/or making a dating show out of it. we would all love it and greatly appreciate it
Bought my ticket to “69 minutes” seconds after presale went live! Can’t wait!
I❤ mommies new hair!
Does anybody else get that weird, awkward feeling you get when they remove the laughtrack from a sitcom? That's how YMH feels since Nadav left 😬
hit it on the head, however i kinda hate watched some of this episode cos a friend said to watch it. is segura ever funny?
@@MW9X12you ever not whiney?
While it certainly has been an adjustment, we went so many years without Nadav on third mic that I think we’ll survive. Nadav is doing great on his own so I think they’re all going to do just fine. The only threat to YMH is Garth Brooks abducting Tim and Tina and murdering them in Studio G.
Front shot shawty killed me 😂
44:10 for those who don't want to wait
Marathon running talk has to be one of the unfunniest things YMH can talk about.
Tom is starting to look like Robert Kelly
You know what dude you’re right
This kid looks exactly like Beavis... its uncanny
Just got tix to see Christina P in Vancouver!!!!! See you in Feb Mom Jeans!!!!
"Black People CAN Swim!" they chanted as they marched around the pool.
Why does this pod feel so dead nowadays and why tf did nadav leave?
Bro jumped off a sinking ship
Dude the funniest thing about the inmate videos is Tom and Christina act like they know everything about being in jail or prison 😂😂😂
I love the Pen Pals segment please don’t get rid of it 🙏
Tom needs to find a way to get the demons out like Christina does with Big Dumps. Runnings the perfect way to gauge how good of shape your in... i.e. if your heart and lungs start to burn and give out before your legs, you know your out of shape if you can run to where your heart and lungs are fine and your legs start to burn and cramp after running miles while (not having any sort of pre conditions physically of course) then you know your in a good place.
@@user-ew9gt3dg8xRunning actually helps strengthen knees, start before you can't run because your knees are pussys 😂
He gets the demons out blowing loads. Christine gives him a target that's becoming unappealing as big as its getting.
Christina, I’m loving your hair style! Looks so cute on you!
“What we gotta swim for?”
“Okay then why does anybody swim?”
“Exactly…”
😂😂😂😂
More inmate videos…..yay
Christina is now having her make up done by plasters because of the way it’s troweled on her face and forehead.
That’s not a make up artist’s work, that’s a tradesman’s 😂😂
She's got that five star drywall face
Gotta try to hide all the candy bars layering fat in her cheeks.
Lollll
Yep, and her eyes are looking very strange lately…very glassy. It always looks like she’s holding back tears. And all the Botox doesn’t help.
Bought my ticket!! Great price too! Looking forward to it!!!
Thanks guys for that shot of Tom drinking!
Well said tom. A 5k is a fun outing for runners. 🏃♀️🏃 😄👍
What's up poors?! I will never pay for subscription Tommy buns buddy
But youll post the same comment EVERY week like a good lil internet trend following sheep😅 oh the irony...i think ur subscribed man
Tiktoker copy and paster
So everyone is going to have previews before podcasts? So we get to hear content twice in one show? Awesome
I love how Tom says “c flat, d major stuff”….his first example is one of the only two notes without a flat 😂
"I don't weigh myself" Christina proves more and more that she is just Female Bert
Christina you bombed hard in Madison
" He looks like he just got off fully loaded tour" is low key the funniest line.
" He's got the hat for arson " 😂
This was like a target manager won a contest to talk to them and they just went heh. This episode uncomfortable
Nothing like sitting through unnecessary previews for a podcast on top of ad reads and RUclips’s ads. It just keeps getting worse.
Well, just pay for Premium.
I’m so excited for the 15th!
Enys face when Christina said silly knickers😂😂😂😳
At this point the podcast is either a therapy session or a marketing tutorial
He got rich being funny so the rest of us could forget about our own mental or physical health issues. Now he's fumbling that bag
Great to see YMH bring on the leading African American comedian of this age
Hell yea, just furthers my point that black folk arent funny anymore😅🙌🙌🙌🙌
So many laxative updates WE GET IT
I can’t wait until enny has his own podcast: “why are you finding yourself?” Newest exclusive at YMH
We want the Dawgs!!
6 weeks ina row? Getta day job
@@YCWideawakeFinest252fuck you. You’re here just as early as this guy. And the dawgs do need to be on the cast. You hating on the shaman and the dawg?
@@user-fj2hn1gj7searly? No, this guy has the same comment every week, and NO, shane was just on for his special....cool? Good...shut up
@@YCWideawakeFinest252 wut?
No WE dont