Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.615 w/ Bill Burr

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @brokenstacker8297
    @brokenstacker8297 3 года назад +3306

    Tom is a fucking genius. He convinced his wife to move to Texas and now Tom spends all of his time in LA. Great work Tom

    • @user-wg6hm3wo9p
      @user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 года назад +165

      "looks like we have to extend the lease..aGAin"

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +380

      He also ensured she wouldnt be able to leave their house by shattering her ankle with a crowbar

    • @imemberberry
      @imemberberry 3 года назад +49

      How else was he going to get her to sign that conservatorship? Good on ya, jeans.

    • @MrSpeedyAce
      @MrSpeedyAce 3 года назад +65

      Tom needs a distraction to take advantage of that DP offer.

    • @YouSmellLikePoo2
      @YouSmellLikePoo2 3 года назад +24

      Takes mushrooms twice, becomes the most enlightened guru in the room

  • @Givens94
    @Givens94 3 года назад +632

    Jokes aside, I really appreciate how open Bill has been open about his mental health and how he struggled with it for so long.

    • @Moonshine5.7
      @Moonshine5.7 3 года назад +43

      You realize more and more, we are all not that much different.

    • @Kitty6161
      @Kitty6161 3 года назад

      The best

    • @sefwarden5854
      @sefwarden5854 3 года назад +1

      Word

    • @juice2620
      @juice2620 3 года назад +26

      @@Moonshine5.7 Spot on. Reminds me of “Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”

    • @codykendall2846
      @codykendall2846 3 года назад +11

      Ever since his psilocybin experience he’s been old Billy big heart

  • @hereticerik
    @hereticerik 3 года назад +376

    So glad you had Bill on again! Bill is the best!

    • @Who.is.Batman
      @Who.is.Batman 3 года назад +9

      It’s times like these you wish he’d pull a Rogan and do 3-4 hours

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 года назад +4

      Better than Nikki Glaser?!

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад +2

      @@lerp5555 hahahahah

    • @Kitty6161
      @Kitty6161 3 года назад +2

      @@lerp5555 lmfao

    • @hereticerik
      @hereticerik 3 года назад

      @@lerp5555 yes.

  • @AlienTrees
    @AlienTrees 3 года назад +273

    1:09:13 I have to give credit to the guys in the booth for that unsolicited cut to "Christina" during Bill's rant.

    • @ReeferSmoker
      @ReeferSmoker 3 года назад +11

      She was surprised after he said that

    • @drumset7916
      @drumset7916 2 года назад +1

      nice to be shown and not told that somebody is enjoying their work :D

    • @drivebybodypierce
      @drivebybodypierce Год назад

      I was thinking the same thing.

  • @ChrisHominski
    @ChrisHominski 3 года назад +574

    I love how Bill calls Tom out for being a psycho and Tom just smiles like a serial killer

  • @masterofallgoons
    @masterofallgoons 3 года назад +870

    I was hoping Ole Freckles would be one of the guest hosts on 2 Bears 1 Cave, but this is just as good

    • @moshko8362
      @moshko8362 3 года назад +27

      FUCKKKK that would be amazing

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 3 года назад +23

      Missed opportunity but Tom gets to mess with him on YMH. Billy would tear him up baaad on 2 bears 🐻

    • @Hubbabubbalumper
      @Hubbabubbalumper 3 года назад +13

      Basically the same thing at this point.

    • @joansabria94
      @joansabria94 3 года назад

      8o898i88888o8oo88k

    • @DARTHKNOWS76
      @DARTHKNOWS76 3 года назад +4

      I think Billy would just hammer Bert non stop it would of been magic. lol

  • @williamlanham19
    @williamlanham19 3 года назад +1038

    When I saw Bill was on this week I started having CHEST PAINS!

    • @brendanevo4g
      @brendanevo4g 3 года назад +20

      Was ur weener pulling too much blood

    • @DJMOJO85
      @DJMOJO85 3 года назад +30

      I saw bill was on and I came in 3 strokes instead of 4!

    • @well_as_an_expert_id_say
      @well_as_an_expert_id_say 3 года назад +10

      @@brendanevo4g I got lightheaded from all the blood rushing to my jim and beans

    • @anthonyzullo
      @anthonyzullo 3 года назад +3

      Omfg I yelped out loud in the courtroom! "YES!!!" He had to have Bill on before leaving LA lol

    • @ZX6R_Lone_Wanderer
      @ZX6R_Lone_Wanderer 3 года назад +3

      Try it out

  • @stephenkolman5727
    @stephenkolman5727 3 года назад +352

    Something feels so right about Ellis calling calling his father by his first name.

    • @DoughBoy45
      @DoughBoy45 3 года назад +13

      For once, I don’t mind a child calling his father by his first son

    • @Adamrenechan
      @Adamrenechan 3 года назад +10

      Calling calling calling calling

    • @Kittycakes22
      @Kittycakes22 3 года назад +15

      You talk to me normal!!

    • @Kitty6161
      @Kitty6161 3 года назад +4

      Omg agreed. My son 100% does the same thing to his dad and it is the best hahahaha

    • @kaat776
      @kaat776 3 года назад +3

      They need to record him during one of these “YOU TALK TO ME LIKE A HUMAN, TOM!” tirades. It would be fantastic

  • @jahidislam5702
    @jahidislam5702 3 года назад +96

    I've been a fan of Bill for ages but he's know mellowed out so much and become a lot more relatable, entertaining, and funny. The chemistry he has with Tommy Buns, especially over parenting, is high and tight.

  • @james1327
    @james1327 3 года назад +89

    I love how bill keeps doing that Michelle Obama bit despite all the negative and awkward reactions. He’s committed. It’s so damn funny.

  • @andersonm-music
    @andersonm-music 3 года назад +210

    Bill saying “try it out” is all I needed today.

    • @Nico-oi7hn
      @Nico-oi7hn 3 года назад +2

      His and RPC's accents sound very similar which made it even better

  • @garrettnewman7438
    @garrettnewman7438 3 года назад +404

    Bill roasting Tom is absolutely HILARIOUS

    • @Who.is.Batman
      @Who.is.Batman 3 года назад +1

      Bill roasting Tom on his hate for Bret kills me

  • @karmelmi
    @karmelmi 3 года назад +172

    "I'm offended by that thing you said at that show I wasn't at!"
    Fucking love Bill.

  • @MaxMaher
    @MaxMaher 3 года назад +865

    Seriously considering making the YMH dating app a reality

  • @nickyale4220
    @nickyale4220 3 года назад +15

    Two of some the greatest comedians ever sit down and have a real ass discussion. Legendary podcast

  • @mattduell3
    @mattduell3 3 года назад +538

    I love Bill acting like he doesn’t want to watch the videos but dying laughing at every clip of someone getting hurt

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 3 года назад +6

      @Daniel Drader I swear that's how most parents over 50 act 😭

    • @lordthorpe2642
      @lordthorpe2642 3 года назад +1

      No, it's real. On his last visit they annoyed him with the videos and the set-ups they did so he's wary.

    • @bearded_z0mbiegaming108
      @bearded_z0mbiegaming108 3 года назад

      @Daniel Drader jack ass is staged lol an is fully shit now that bam n dun are gone

    • @lerp5555
      @lerp5555 3 года назад +2

      @Daniel Drader What’s wrong with lol, bruh?

    • @TheGodlyGamers
      @TheGodlyGamers 3 года назад

      Burr just getting old but definitely finds that shit hilarious

  • @benjamindallman3495
    @benjamindallman3495 3 года назад +236

    Can you start calling them "Chomo Codes" for the advertisements?

  • @kyleurban4948
    @kyleurban4948 3 года назад +216

    The cuts to the doll during conversation are hilarious

    • @etherz0ne
      @etherz0ne 3 года назад +2

      Lol you beat me to it

    • @robinsharkey6658
      @robinsharkey6658 3 года назад +7

      The best version of Christina ever!

    • @KeatonsMusic
      @KeatonsMusic 3 года назад +9

      It is funnier than Christine just making fun of southern people and saying she fucks Tom. All before her montage of mentally ill ppl on tik Tok

    • @Tacit_Tern
      @Tacit_Tern 3 года назад

      @@KeatonsMusic
      In all honesty it's hard to tell in the toks which is southern and/or....

    • @christinasailorluna7323
      @christinasailorluna7323 3 года назад +3

      @@robinsharkey6658 I agree, I like her better this way lol.

  • @alyciagibson
    @alyciagibson 3 года назад +37

    Bill saying he could live and stare at trees on a back porch and be content because of his past traumas; I felt that. Man, I wish we were friends Bill. So proud of you for overcoming whatever it was you went through and being as present as you are for your kids, Nia, and your friends.

    • @JessicaSmith-yg9cn
      @JessicaSmith-yg9cn 3 года назад +2

      I’m the same @solitude. I just like to be out of the chaos that has been most of my life. Sitting around doing nothing means no one is raising hell.

    • @vampire361
      @vampire361 2 года назад +1

      I’d be okay with that too.

    • @piposanchez
      @piposanchez 2 года назад +1

      I was diagnosed with ADHD at 24, but by a bad doctor who didn't really explain it to me. I only realised a few months ago at the age of 31 what it truly means. Neurodivergent people tend to share a lot of similar trauma due to ending up in similar situations because of how we think, react and behave. Finding out successful people like Johnny Depp managed to pull through the bullshit gives me hope.
      A few weeks ago I was listening to his Monday morning podcast, thinking "I wonder if Bill also has it...No stop it, you're not going to Google if this celebrity also has it" and in that same episode he mentions that his wife thinks he has it.
      These past 2 years have been very hard for me, and I'm this close to calling it quits on society and living alone with my dog on my farm in Chile. For now, I have to endure a bit more, and his podcast helps immensely keeping me calm and in a good mood, otherwise my road rage gets really bad...thanks Bill, you're an absolute legend and I can't thank you enough for your work.

    • @piposanchez
      @piposanchez 2 года назад +1

      I went off on a tangent about me (classic) and forgot what I really wanted to say; how I too, noticed how much he has grown, how wise he has gotten, and how his experiences and outlook on life have sharpened his witt to another level.

  • @hsjsbsjehebeh3018
    @hsjsbsjehebeh3018 Год назад +23

    Patrice on YMH would have been the best thing ever :(

  • @justinfrei547
    @justinfrei547 3 года назад +195

    I had a friend mention all the "strange comments" on Garth's page. She said "There is all these comments that make absolutely no sense! So weird " 😂

    • @rcelias22
      @rcelias22 3 года назад +16

      Mission accomplished!!

    • @Kitty6161
      @Kitty6161 3 года назад +11

      Omg seriously?? That warms my heart 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @digitalsalsas
      @digitalsalsas 3 года назад +7

      Send her down into the mountain for some education

    • @thatrmiller6465
      @thatrmiller6465 3 года назад +5

      Just gotta follow proto bud.

    • @charlottem.1477
      @charlottem.1477 3 года назад +2

      That’s is amazing!

  • @nonesta13
    @nonesta13 3 года назад +283

    We need stop beating around the bush with 2 Bears 1 Cave and Bill Bert, and just go full troddle with the 3 of these guys

    • @familychiken
      @familychiken 3 года назад +20

      No one would get a word in edgewise over Bert lol

    • @artsyjoe94
      @artsyjoe94 3 года назад +28

      as hilarious as that would be Tom will spend 2 hours just smiling and nodding if that happens, Bill and Bert both notoriously interrupt

    • @Faboofighter
      @Faboofighter 3 года назад +16

      Skip that and just do Tom and Bill full time

    • @puklop
      @puklop 3 года назад +26

      Have a podcast called "WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH"

    • @chris42028
      @chris42028 3 года назад

      Good morning!!

  • @chadwarden593
    @chadwarden593 3 года назад +275

    Ellis calls his own father Tom

    • @Ottophil
      @Ottophil 3 года назад +30

      Michael never let me watch the simpsons because bart didnt call his dad dad. Doesnt work

    • @gustotrankin7383
      @gustotrankin7383 3 года назад +9

      My kid did that for a few years, she heard her mom do it, everyone got a kick out of it and she just called me my name for a while til she forgot

    • @chadwarden593
      @chadwarden593 3 года назад

      @@gustotrankin7383 makes sense

    • @rcelias22
      @rcelias22 3 года назад +8

      This Segura fam only produces savages! Top Dog & Tom are savages. Even Mommy P is a savage. Now Ellis is a savage!

    • @Queef_Inhaler
      @Queef_Inhaler 3 года назад +7

      This is what happens when your father is a psychopathic maniac with no emotions

  • @ZCBeats1
    @ZCBeats1 3 года назад +70

    I’ve never seen bill laugh as hard as he did when Tom was showing him the videos 😂

  • @Taurusus
    @Taurusus 3 года назад +35

    As far as perching on toilets, porcelain ain't designed to take localized weight like that, so there's a distressingly high risk of the thing shattering when you put all your weight on one foot/one side. If you truly insist, get a squatty. It is actually good for your shitting, I hear. Stay safe out there chomos. Keep it high and relaxed.

  • @PyroInTheFace21
    @PyroInTheFace21 3 года назад +172

    Holy shit
    Being this early and seeing Billy Burry on the podcast turn me to a telescope

    • @bluev7427
      @bluev7427 3 года назад

      Straight tent pole…. Raising the flag!

  • @keenangoode6730
    @keenangoode6730 3 года назад +130

    Bill makes a great analogy when describing his mushroom trip. He says, “it was like looking at an obstacle like a bunch of mountains in front of you, but when you step up it’s like you stepped up on a curb”
    The cosmic joke is a real kicker, and he summed it up pretty well!

    • @jeffmeeks121
      @jeffmeeks121 3 года назад +3

      I read this as mushroom tip....

    • @RE4SHADOW
      @RE4SHADOW 3 года назад +5

      As a comedian he is trained to be observational so I'm not surprised that he could describe the experience in a short and relatable way.

    • @ext93
      @ext93 3 года назад +1

      @@jeffmeeks121 I honestly didn't understand OP comment until I saw your comment. I now see that it's trip and not tip lol

  • @BadGoyz4Life
    @BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад +680

    I'm dying just picturing one of Tom's neighbors that doesn't know him, seeing him regularly watch horrible videos on his porch with full volume screams and just a satisfied lil grunt now and then.

    • @user-wg6hm3wo9p
      @user-wg6hm3wo9p 3 года назад +11

      and Tina rolls out on the scoot scoot..."they just moved from CA; hope they're ready for the heat"

    • @DR-iw4bk
      @DR-iw4bk 3 года назад +1

      9s

  • @MrConeman
    @MrConeman 3 года назад +82

    "you can't argue with them because they can do that all fuckin' day"
    * Camera cuts to sexdoll Christina *
    10/10 editing

  • @benevans7406
    @benevans7406 3 года назад +27

    "I know you look like Burl Ives, but I would not go to sleep in a house you were in." The greatest line I've ever heard.

  • @chanjob3850
    @chanjob3850 3 года назад +172

    “You like it Tom?!”-ELLIS lol his own son calling his dad by his first name, he’s the man of the house.

  • @stuartstogdill2406
    @stuartstogdill2406 3 года назад +82

    Charles getting recognized is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!! His mom being so into it is great as well.

    • @steelers9799
      @steelers9799 3 года назад +13

      One of the most wholesome moments in YMH history, along with every Top Dog “Hey buddy!”

    • @stimpsonsutube
      @stimpsonsutube 3 года назад +1

      Which episode did Charles come on the podcast ? Or did they confuse that with Elliot??

    • @andrewkramer7385
      @andrewkramer7385 3 года назад

      Love it. Such a great moment!!!

  • @DrewBuiscuit
    @DrewBuiscuit 3 года назад +144

    Burr is the only person that roasts Tom and humbles him 😂

    • @tomw4918
      @tomw4918 3 года назад +35

      Love when he roasts Rogan too

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад +11

      That's just Burr and his class of comics. The people that don't understand it's his showing of love get hurt feelings over nothing. See the Theo Von and Ethan Klein video as proof.

    • @tonymonktano4313
      @tonymonktano4313 3 года назад +17

      I don't think I've seen Bill on a podcast where he doesn't roast the host in some way or another

    • @Nairda-fm8lm
      @Nairda-fm8lm 3 года назад +8

      I feel like Tim gets nervous when Bill comes on and it's weird to see.

    • @markpower3792
      @markpower3792 3 года назад +6

      Marc Maron busts Tommy’s chops pretty good too I think.

  • @j0hnbr0ck
    @j0hnbr0ck 3 года назад +71

    I like how Bill tries to keep his private life private. Too many people act like that because someone is famous that the public is somehow entitled to know everything about their life.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 3 года назад

      Ikr I respect that, most celebrities want to share they're life on Instagram Facebook twitter like they are special telling ppl how they should think and act politically and in everything else like they are on some fucking high horse I can't stand it.

    • @commaJim
      @commaJim 3 года назад +1

      @@lowercase21 Bill certainly says things on his pod about how people should act.. Keeping private life private is pretty different than saying how you think people should act!

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 3 года назад

      @@commaJim that's very true.

  • @potofgreed4962
    @potofgreed4962 3 года назад +16

    I’ve been hooked on burr ever since the bit about smashing the muffins infront of the muffin lady

    • @d3adzone414
      @d3adzone414 3 года назад +1

      I feel that, ever seen uninformed podcast with DeRosa and Burr?

  • @BrendanGFoster
    @BrendanGFoster 3 года назад +45

    It's really sweet hearing Tom and Bill talking about their kids and fatherhood. They both sound like they're good dad's, that try to stay aware of what they're doing/saying may affect their kids

  • @Henncat69
    @Henncat69 3 года назад +143

    Bill pointing out Tom’s darkness is so God damn funny. “Have a holly jolly Christmas.” Lol 😂

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 3 года назад +84

    Bill has happiness in his eyes these days and it's unnerving

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams 3 года назад +17

    3 years. Tom had that clip of the "try it out" guy for over 3 years, and it's just locked and loaded on his computer.

  • @radkej
    @radkej 3 года назад +9

    Man, how great and relaxed Bill is looking!

  • @YMHCoolGuy
    @YMHCoolGuy 3 года назад +146

    When bill laughs at the horrible or hilarious videos it just shows me deep down that bill is as disturbed as Todd is lol

    • @troycassidy6177
      @troycassidy6177 3 года назад +2

      Study the intensity on his face when he's doing the cruise ship bit, full method.

  • @60minutemeditations51
    @60minutemeditations51 3 года назад +91

    Haven't seen old freckles laugh this hard in a while lol

  • @Alanace92
    @Alanace92 3 года назад +45

    Watching Bill laugh hysterically at the couple falling off the balcony had me dying!

    • @rodrilino25
      @rodrilino25 3 года назад

      For real! I've never seen him laugh that hard on camera

  • @aarondavis860
    @aarondavis860 3 года назад +57

    We haven’t talked about the splash zone of squatting over the toilet, also Tom would absolutely paint the top of the toilet with his exploding bowels

  • @garyemery4817
    @garyemery4817 3 года назад +44

    I love how when Bill said you cant argue with a woman the camera panned over to fake Christina and Tom just laughed lol

  • @latonpowers5356
    @latonpowers5356 3 года назад +89

    There are times when the camera cuts to Tom listening and he looks like he’s about to kill everyone in the studio with that perverse smile on his face.

  • @xXSECRETWORMXx
    @xXSECRETWORMXx 3 года назад +45

    Never seen Bill laugh so hard as he did when those Russians fell off the balcony
    He went full squeaky

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 года назад +1

      I was hoping (because Bill enjoyed it) they would go back and show the full clip (they have showed more on the show before), the two (boyfriend & girlfriend struggling/arguing on the balcony) before the fall.

  • @Futillity2024
    @Futillity2024 3 года назад +46

    Bill: “ you cant argue with em’”
    Camera: cuts to mouth doll-
    AHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAA!

  • @forddriver8827
    @forddriver8827 2 года назад +1

    Thanks Tom & those at YMHP. Seeing Bill @1:14:47 completely absorbed in laughter was so good for my soul.

  • @theapostrophewrecks3589
    @theapostrophewrecks3589 3 года назад +8

    I literally had the exact same childhood, just a little further north in a suburb of Toronto. The arrows thing just triggered a memory I had totally forgotten about! Two older kids had us run back and forth in front of the one kid's shed while they shot target arrows at us. One with a rubber tip hit me in the eye. If it was one of the metal tipped ones I'd be blind and maybe dead. Ah, the 70's...lol

  • @liladanhernandez
    @liladanhernandez 3 года назад +79

    Tom’s hysterical serial killer laugh while Bill calls him a psycho is the best laugh I can get 😂

  • @mindofmarlowe
    @mindofmarlowe 3 года назад +266

    Seeing Bill totally deconstruct Tom's brand of humor is one of the best moments on this show in recent years.

    • @alemorales4905
      @alemorales4905 3 года назад +3

      TOTALLY!!!!!

    • @gongandfriends
      @gongandfriends 3 года назад +6

      Timestamp please

    • @isaacmartinez7557
      @isaacmartinez7557 3 года назад +66

      @@gongandfriends just follow proto and watch the whole thing

    • @SatomiForward
      @SatomiForward 3 года назад +19

      @@isaacmartinez7557 fuck no. Skip Christina and skip ads.

    • @mindofmarlowe
      @mindofmarlowe 3 года назад +4

      @@gongandfriends Around 1:10:30

  • @trevorgreenly4589
    @trevorgreenly4589 3 года назад +91

    Made a fresh pot of Moose Soup for this one. One of the highest and tightest around.

  • @popularegg666
    @popularegg666 3 года назад +122

    Toms wife: "wow i can't believe that guy fat shamed"
    Toms wife 10 mins later: "the King is fat and needs to excercise"

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 3 года назад +1

      Well, pointing out someone should exercise isn't quite shaming them, is it? There is a point to it.

    • @RedAngryBadger
      @RedAngryBadger 3 года назад +10

      @@stevenclark1662 it’s not fat shaming to say fat people will struggle to squat over the toilet like that though

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader 3 года назад

      @@stevenclark1662 fallacy

    • @user-cp7hx5mk2u
      @user-cp7hx5mk2u 3 года назад +3

      I'm into fat shaming, turns me into a telescope

  • @guyfierri1234
    @guyfierri1234 Год назад +10

    01:10:03 Bill calling Tom out for being a psycho is perfection.

  • @RedBernie
    @RedBernie 3 года назад +86

    Charles getting recognized is a major moment in ymh history, we can’t let this slide under the rug. That was amazing lmao and happy to see like minded individuals in this crazy section of the Internet

    • @DasUhMAZIN
      @DasUhMAZIN 2 года назад

      I wonder if they were there around uuummmmmm…. ‘Eat’O’Clock to 815?

  • @thernius4284
    @thernius4284 3 года назад +59

    As a lifetime Texan I can confirm, saying "iz gone get hot" gives some sort of a adrenal kick. If I throw in a "wheweee" at the end I'm hard as a diamond and have to excuse myself

    • @MrErickeane
      @MrErickeane 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @joelav91
      @joelav91 3 года назад +10

      Do u live next door to Mac and Dennis?

  • @jonm7361
    @jonm7361 3 года назад +49

    My eyes turn into a telescope when I see Billy red nuts on the pomcast.

  • @cptbtwth
    @cptbtwth 3 года назад +1

    "I keep you on this treadmill of excitement". This is gold I gotta write that down :)

  • @DailyDamage
    @DailyDamage Год назад +12

    What a great job the background techs have. Get paid and get best laughs from best comedy content and adds a real belly laugh soundtrack too… Win win all round

  • @laurafromga5875
    @laurafromga5875 3 года назад +41

    Bill is such a great "down to earth" dude he doesn't even appreciate what he contributes to shows. I have loved him since 2014.

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 3 года назад +1

      Not 'down to earth' enough to not have completely disowned Cumia, who he admits here helped launch his career.

    • @drewforbes8980
      @drewforbes8980 3 года назад +3

      @@zootsoot2006 the racist, gf beating cumia? ya i would too lmao

    • @JunkBondTrader
      @JunkBondTrader 3 года назад +1

      @@zootsoot2006 like, who cares?

    • @desecrator8979
      @desecrator8979 3 года назад

      @@JunkBondTrader Bill should care...Let's be honest

  • @Givens94
    @Givens94 3 года назад +13

    That cut to the doll at 1:09:14 when Bill said “you can’t argue with them” is brilliant 😂

  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 3 года назад +656

    It's kinda fucking crazy that Burr seems like the wise adult in the room...

    • @kelty2424
      @kelty2424 3 года назад +41

      Cuz he finally ate psilocybin mushrooms 🌞

    • @P51
      @P51 3 года назад +7

      really more sad to me...RIP funny Bill Burr

    • @VideoNozoki
      @VideoNozoki 3 года назад +18

      @@P51 : Ahhh, don't get your panties in a bunch. This was obviously recorded a while ago (Tom doesn't have a cast, and Bill is still talking about mushrooms). Bill is too angry to actually remain this way for a long time.
      [Bill: "I did mushrooms, I now understand why I am the way I am."] + 6 months later, Bill talking about women "Will they EVER take responsibility?!" ranting about banks, covid, how fuqin' angry he gets when.... [Bill is still funny, despite his best efforts/intentions.]

    • @BeastReview
      @BeastReview 3 года назад +5

      @@P51 seriously man, when he watched the clip of the porn star saying Bert and Tom could DP her, and Bills reaction is “poor woman”. Come on man, are you my fucking dad now? Your an entertainer! Guess he’s being genuine. But, obviously it’s a sad situation, everyone knows deep down it’s a terrible thing that pornstars subject themselves, but it’s also funny.

    • @rangleski3695
      @rangleski3695 3 года назад +2

      @@BeastReview this is exactly it, we all know already that's its sad.... He for some reason has to show he has morals? Like we know already.... Its just literally comedy.

  • @markomarkovski9323
    @markomarkovski9323 3 года назад +13

    Burr hysterically laughing at videos of people hurting themselves is golden!

  • @Agatharose457
    @Agatharose457 3 года назад +1

    After reading about parenting books today, this was more particle than what those books were suggesting. Never would have thought I’d get insightful parenting advice from Tom and Bill.

  • @jacobreuter
    @jacobreuter 3 года назад +22

    Man no bullshit, bill seems so much genuinely happier and that makes me happy

  • @thecheesefilledllama
    @thecheesefilledllama 3 года назад +49

    In all seriousness, a YMH dating app would be amazing. An app for the coolest people to meet eachother

    • @blainebrown8824
      @blainebrown8824 3 года назад +2

      I'm so confused as to why this doesn't have so many more likes.

    • @madelinegills
      @madelinegills 3 года назад +18

      I’ve had it in my bumble bio… the only person who recognized it and I swear… was on meth

    • @NoNippleNarc
      @NoNippleNarc 3 года назад

      @@madelinegills life in the big city

    • @EnidWellness
      @EnidWellness 2 года назад

      🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @hugorussell1486
      @hugorussell1486 2 года назад

      @@EnidWellness e

  • @jamesspielvogel1490
    @jamesspielvogel1490 3 года назад +24

    This episode is insanely real. Tom is the star for posting this and making it work. One of the best pods ever.

  • @zacharysifferman986
    @zacharysifferman986 3 года назад +2

    I just had my first ever double pipe classic at 22 years old…. I’ll remember this moment for the rest of my life.

  • @MarshallIgnas
    @MarshallIgnas 3 года назад +12

    1:16:08 Bill's tricep is totally popping. My mans has been doing his pushups.

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV 3 года назад +34

    Dude I am crying laughing. Bill roasting Timmy about being a serial killer has me on the floor 😂😅🤣

  • @angelbest6482
    @angelbest6482 3 года назад +33

    Can't believe I lived to see the day that Bill Burr and Tom Segura would swap stories about their kids. It's wild. I love it

  • @cash5593
    @cash5593 3 года назад +61

    45:40 when Bill comes.

  • @T1080M
    @T1080M 3 года назад +1

    tuck n roll!!!!! that dude jumpin off the roof lmfao

  • @johndcoffee632
    @johndcoffee632 3 года назад +10

    Whenever Bill talks about having a fight with Nia i always repeat what Nia said twice in my head; Once in Nia's actual voice and the other is Bill's impersonation of Nia. I feel like the truth lies somewhere in the middle of those two voices.

  • @wl1861
    @wl1861 3 года назад +42

    The "made women great again" joke is pretty hilarious.

  • @ConMan-bx1rk
    @ConMan-bx1rk 3 года назад +17

    How Bill and Tom talk in the early stages of the podcast is heavy. Burrs revelations and the way he sees things is so powerful. Toms line about wanting things to end in an hour, and Bert wants it to go one forever, felt much more deep than I thought.

  • @delta666SoT
    @delta666SoT 3 года назад +11

    I can FEEL THE POWER even before clicking play! So stoked!!!

  • @Aspis_1-0
    @Aspis_1-0 3 года назад +4

    When Bill said Tom looked like Burl Ives, I lost my shit. I can't breathe hahaha

  • @kellye1334
    @kellye1334 3 года назад +69

    I just got the chills when I saw Bill's name. I've never clicked on a video so fast.

  • @ryanwalker8843
    @ryanwalker8843 3 года назад +92

    Love that tom literally has like 7 different drops of Bert's name being said wrong.

    • @headdog
      @headdog 3 года назад +5

      He has a lot more than 7.

  • @steffe689
    @steffe689 3 года назад +17

    Just re-watched the old one with Bill for the 10th time probably.
    This will be awesome.

  • @jordanbest3969
    @jordanbest3969 3 года назад +17

    As an angry alcoholic in my late twenties, nothing gives me more hope for the future than seeing ol’ Billy Baldwin transform into a grounded, self aware human being.

  • @andersonash9059
    @andersonash9059 3 года назад

    Both of these Dudes are are Legit my Top 2 favorite comedians. Got all their albums know every bit word for word this is awesome 🤟🏾🤟🏾

  • @MrBogantilla540
    @MrBogantilla540 3 года назад +81

    The comparison of a child wearing an adult’s rain boot to someone snapping their leg made me cringe, such a spot-on simile.

  • @dudethatswhatimsayinpodcas2151
    @dudethatswhatimsayinpodcas2151 3 года назад +81

    Christal: “What I’m trying to get at is what did Nadav eat?”
    Nadav: “yeah I had a salad too and I did not take it home in a garbage bag this time” hahahahaha😂

  • @paolom.6011
    @paolom.6011 3 года назад +32

    This fungi is kicking in at the right time.
    Billy Big Balls in the House.

    • @kreuz7sieben
      @kreuz7sieben 3 года назад

      Fungi is plural

    • @paolom.6011
      @paolom.6011 3 года назад +7

      @@kreuz7sieben No shit. I didn't have one you dweeb.

  • @maynard726
    @maynard726 3 года назад +6

    The cut to the Christine doll while Bill is talking about arguing with women was a fucking master stroke. All the credit in the world to the boys in the booth.

    • @Sx-xy2zi
      @Sx-xy2zi 3 года назад +1

      Haha

    • @headdog
      @headdog 3 года назад +3

      The cut to Christina during the serious cartel story was even funnier.
      Kudos to Nadav or whoever drives that desk.

  • @nabe288
    @nabe288 3 года назад

    Bill Burr's honesty.............refreshing, funny, REAL, ...........a real rare talent

  • @nullobject5943
    @nullobject5943 3 года назад +23

    Aw I'm glad they are enjoying Austin. Good choice for the kids.

    • @danielpenrodii2389
      @danielpenrodii2389 3 года назад

      Tina needs to change her tune about brisket real quick or she’s about to be shipped off to her homeland!

  • @michaeltonikov
    @michaeltonikov 3 года назад +42

    Lately when there's a guest (the ones with them jeans low and loose) I just watch the mommies part, and then I'm on my way down to the mountain to get my sister. Not today baby! Today, we're going full throttle!!!

    • @guerillagames9871
      @guerillagames9871 3 года назад +2

      I'll send back up! Yerr doin good!

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov 3 года назад +2

      @@guerillagames9871 Don't forget to drink water!!!! ok bye I'll be back byeeee

    • @Fender0ckreR
      @Fender0ckreR 3 года назад +8

      Funny, I'm the opposite. Always skip Tina.

    • @michaeltonikov
      @michaeltonikov 3 года назад

      @@Fender0ckreR I love the solo episodes. Unless the guest is high and tight

    • @joshcorvette
      @joshcorvette 3 года назад

      Burr is the exceptional comedian guest along with Russell Peters. I don't care about him talking about stand-up because he's genuinely funny, and has been at it for 30 years. When I have to hear from a comedian whose fame peaks for a 1-3 year stretch, talk about their comedy career and comedy stuff irrelevant to 99% of people, I'll just skip it. The mommies can get too deep into interviews and forget that the reactions to disturbing or hard clips is a gigantic reason anyone wants to hear from the guests on this show.

  • @md5820
    @md5820 3 года назад +8

    liking what you wear for school is sooo trueee... Brings back old memories... As a adult it's no big deal but it matters alot when you're a self-conscious kid..

  • @frankophwn
    @frankophwn 3 года назад +4

    Seeing Bill lose his shit at the people falling off the balcony is the greatest thing i've seen in a hot minute.

  • @bonnybordwell7830
    @bonnybordwell7830 10 месяцев назад

    This is my favorite episode because Tom and Chris are looking at each other instead of side by side and you can see how much they love each other ❤

  • @SketchyJesus
    @SketchyJesus 3 года назад +215

    Christina: “I don’t like how he was fat shaming”
    Also Christina: “maybe he needs to go for a bike ride” 😂😂😂

    • @coreygolphenee9633
      @coreygolphenee9633 3 года назад +2

      Christina is the sister from less then zero

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 2 года назад

      A suggestion isn't shaming.

  • @ericruben7800
    @ericruben7800 3 года назад +21

    Kristina is an undercover “Cool Guy”. Change my mind.

  • @DLoc-tu2yq
    @DLoc-tu2yq 3 года назад +9

    The camera panning to the doll while Tom's telling the Uber cartel story is absolutely priceless

  • @isaacdodson1565
    @isaacdodson1565 3 года назад +1

    I love Tom and Bill and when they’re on a podcast together, it’s just gold

  • @wonkeycong1956
    @wonkeycong1956 3 года назад +1

    "You look like Burl Ives" best burn ever 🤣🤣

  • @TeddyTheTankEngine
    @TeddyTheTankEngine 3 года назад +7

    I was just glassing through RUclips and this popped up after like 4 scrolls. So happy G