Trying to laugh quietly while at work in a really quiet room while listening to that Lord Have Mercy bit, and it just KEPT GOIIIING my stomach hurts LORD HAVE MERCYYYYYYY
I've been watching Chris for years and to see how much he's grown as a human being and to see him interact with his boy Cal now is a really beautiful thing. My four little kids changed my life and its special to see how it's changed Chris's life.
I have never commented. However, the part with Calvin was the best part. He's the sweetest. It seems like you're in a really good place Chris & I'm so happy for you. I really am💙
Your previous entry of sarcastically saying "Hi I'm (insert girls name) and I'm sooooo cool" and then busting on her face....that's still the most over-the-top shit I ever heard.
I honestly have the same take on the pants but I feel the super skinny were terrible look but the super loose jeans I'll never wear. I truthfully think tight around the thighs then straight from the knee down are timeless
For those who still in 2024 think beatboxing is cool and practice it proudly, while it may arguably hold some artistic value, but come on, in the end it's just farting with your mouth 🎶LORD HAVE MERCY🎶
45:22 I married my ex-girlfriend's best friend. About 4 or 5 years after we got together (about 2 years into our marriage) I called her my ex's name (her now ex best friend) by mistake during sex... That might not have been the worst thing I could've said but it was def pretty close... Her mom passed not long before that so I imagine saying that name wouldve been even worse but... 😅
You're dead right about DiCaprio playing Sinatra. Awful idea. It's the same reason why Richard Pryor's biopic is on hold, casting a persona to play another persona just doesn't work. You have to cast a no name, probably english, because they learn stuff.
Christopher.. please consider in the future doing a tour stop in Birmingham, AL. BJCC arena you’d pack it out! Would be a honor & privilege to see witness history.
In my hometown (Miami), there is a horrendous event called "international noise week" where people literally just make as much noise as they can on stage. It's the worst.
Chris, you must watch “Mr. Inbetween”. It’s such a great show! The first thing I did when I got to the end of season 3 is to go back to season 1 and start rewatching. It’s that good 😊
New Patreon bonus episode with Bryan Callen: patreon.com/chrisdelia
My Australia dates are here and on sale! chrisdelia.com/tour
32:00 to 39:00 needs to be animated!
Trying to laugh quietly while at work in a really quiet room while listening to that Lord Have Mercy bit, and it just KEPT GOIIIING my stomach hurts LORD HAVE MERCYYYYYYY
I was waiting for the end of this comment to say lord have mercyyyyy
@@JustinMeansRighteousfixed it😂
Time stamp?
@@aeroace2 no. If you commit you get to know when. If you skip around, you weren’t worthy to begin with.
Chris: what's your favorite joke?
Calvin: that I love you
SLAM! DA DA DAA
LET THE BOYS BE BOYS!!
Your podcast is boring a fuck now
Love you Chris. Beautiful moment with your son as a father I know how that feels.
Way to go Calvin’s cuteness making me tear up gahhhh so frigging precious 😩💛
Let's go babies!!!!
North Charleston let’s gooooooo!!
Cal could totally do a “Home Alone” reboot. He’s a star already.
You’re gonna love the Australian money!!! and and and…… they have a 2 dollar coin…..😂😂
Calvin walking in front of the camera so we just see the top of his (as Chris would say) "hair-hair", and Chris commenting on it: 😅
Chris, you know you're rockin a smedium. 😂
I’d sign up for Patreon if Chris did crowd work with just his family 😂❤
37:53 does anyone have a link to this “lord have mercy” vid?
I remember thinking that if you listened to podcasts that had to be an indication that someone was just really smart lol
Algo juices
❤
Yuh got in to skinny jeans cuz……yuh suh……cool….noooooo yuh nooooooot!!!!😂
Under 50K views, nice
Dude hair and skin are 15\10 right now
That asian accent was flawless.
Realese the Bryan cut
Holy crap exclamation point your subscribers finally went up I guess the shadow banned is over
bits are s'long lololol
Imagine if you were the last person on earth, just talking.
The “Lord have merrrcyyy” bit had me in the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude Calvin’s eyebrows. He’s you dude
I've been watching Chris for years and to see how much he's grown as a human being and to see him interact with his boy Cal now is a really beautiful thing. My four little kids changed my life and its special to see how it's changed Chris's life.
I have never commented. However, the part with Calvin was the best part. He's the sweetest. It seems like you're in a really good place Chris & I'm so happy for you. I really am💙
DEFINITELY the best episode 377 of anything ever
When Cal says “I wuv you” I just melt. Reminds me on when my now teenager was a little one. Treasure those moments!
Dude the part with Cal!!! Oh man I can't wait to hug my kids when they get home from school. So cute dude.
Chris, never ever ever stop doing this. That Lord Have Mercy bit was everything.
😂😂 I was dying
Hahaha the priest bit got me. It juuust got me!
Jooooooooost got me, euuhhh it jooooost got me!
Thanks for congratulating me every week!🎉🌞
same bruh
Das cute innit
46:06 spit coffee all over my dog! 😂😂😂
I had the biggest smile on my face the entire time Calvin was on 😭😭😭 he is so precious, he reminds me of my 4 year old 🩷🩷🩷 such a sweet age.
Lord have mercy had me dying!!🤣Then!!! I literally burst into tears when Calvin leaned in and said he loved you😫😭💓! What a cutey!
My heart exploded when Calvin said he loved you and JUST rested his head on your chest. 😩
“Boston cream pie” I’m dying bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m always surprised for Congratulations like I don’t know it’s Thursday. 😂
lol same
Never comment but when your kid joined you it was awesome!!!! Such a wholesome moment ❤
the lord have mercy bit killed me
Cal is the cutest thing in the world.
Cal is going to LOVE our beautiful, newly designed, plastic, coloured bank notes when you come to Australia! EEEEEYESSS DUUUDE!
Today’s my birthday! Congratulations podcast is my favorite gift! Lol! 🎉
Happy Birthday 👍👍👍😃
I feel we need to have "Tony, Get em!" on merch. Am I right!
I think Lord Have Mercy could be a weekly segment.
I know you are Italian but best Italian impression ever 😂
That kiddos eyebrow line is IDENTICAL to Chris lol.
The most offensive thing to say during sex is actually "your father would be so proud of you" 😂
I’m Italian American too and the fucking Italian bits KILL ME every time
He hid the money cause you said it was important to have for something. I hope he opens an investment account with it one day.
You have to react to the shows like Chicago fire and 911 and these terrible shows
At 40 min. No, they were not funny. Wtf is even going on? Minutes wasted.
33:50 for the “Christ have Mercy” bit. You’re welcome
The Italian bit lol. and thats the game "Trouble" silly goose, not to be that guy.
Just here for my weekly therapy session. 📝
Calvin’s podcast would OBVIOUSLY be about wacky inflatables 😅
Look up “Bob and bev” singing, “down with the sickness”
Episode 377 baby!! Let’s gooo!
broooooooo s'cuuuute when calvin came in❤❤❤❤❤
I really shouldn't eat while watching Congratulations. Almost choked on my food during the "Lord have mercy" part. 😂
Lord Have Mercy. Dying. 😂😂😂
The radio edit is HILARIOUS
Calvin is soooo adorable man :)
Here comes the Boston cream pie had me 😅
Amazing episode. ❤.
Your previous entry of sarcastically saying "Hi I'm (insert girls name) and I'm sooooo cool" and then busting on her face....that's still the most over-the-top shit I ever heard.
Trash bags are so 2023.
Lost $800😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I honestly have the same take on the pants but I feel the super skinny were terrible look but the super loose jeans I'll never wear. I truthfully think tight around the thighs then straight from the knee down are timeless
For those who still in 2024 think beatboxing is cool and practice it proudly, while it may arguably hold some artistic value, but come on, in the end it's just farting with your mouth 🎶LORD HAVE MERCY🎶
LORD HAVE MERCY
45:22
I married my ex-girlfriend's best friend.
About 4 or 5 years after we got together (about 2 years into our marriage) I called her my ex's name (her now ex best friend) by mistake during sex...
That might not have been the worst thing I could've said but it was def pretty close...
Her mom passed not long before that so I imagine saying that name wouldve been even worse but... 😅
You're dead right about DiCaprio playing Sinatra. Awful idea. It's the same reason why Richard Pryor's biopic is on hold, casting a persona to play another persona just doesn't work. You have to cast a no name, probably english, because they learn stuff.
The priest part!!! 😂😂😂😂
“BEATBOXING…LORD HAVE MERRRR-CYYYYYYYYYY”
The lord have mercy bit might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on this pod. And that’s saying a lot.
When he says he gave Calvin a STACK of money..wtf hahaha
WhY would you give a kid $800?! give him one of each color and it's good, dude! hahaha
Christopher.. please consider in the future doing a tour stop in Birmingham, AL. BJCC arena you’d pack it out! Would be a honor & privilege to see witness history.
That's what I'm telling you about long socks bro. Only cholos and old NBA players or when it serves a purpose. It's cold. Boots. Comfort
Alright fair enough about Yellowstone but PLEASE watch 1883. You would love it, CMONNNNNN
Cal's hair: 1000000/10
also kid cudi breaking his shit feels like deja vu because last year frank ocean hurt himself at coachella too.
For wasting the hours of my life on 'Congratulations'...... Lord have meeeeeercyyy..
I figured $800 wouldn’t even make a dent?
Just before you arrive: "Hey Baby whats 2 +2?
Arrive: MAH CAAAAAWWWK! (say it like a rooster)
In my hometown (Miami), there is a horrendous event called "international noise week" where people literally just make as much noise as they can on stage. It's the worst.
Chris, you must watch “Mr. Inbetween”. It’s such a great show! The first thing I did when I got to the end of season 3 is to go back to season 1 and start rewatching. It’s that good 😊
Tbh the British actors playing iconic American roles is so overdone. In fact actors now are literally only from the UK or Australian
The Calvin segment was so fuckin wholesome. Definitely destined to be a comedian. This one fuckin ripped.
The WORST thing to say during sex because I did it... " Hmmm. You're not as bad as I thought it'd be" .
dude i cried when cal told you he loved you man. Im eating fuckin chickfila and im johnny face cry
It's crazy how kids inherit mannerisms from us. Like Cal does the eyebrow raise just like you dude it's hilarious.
worse thing to say during sex would definitely be…as you arrive:
“you’re just like your mother”
😶
"Pick a random british guy nobody knows" Chris was still thinking of The Gentlemen
Women love to talk but they don't necessarily love to listen so that's probably why they didn't even know what podcasts were.😂
Also, if you get FRESH new Canadian bills, they smell like maple syrup!
I accidentally called my girl “stupid” in a sexy voice, i was fr tryna be sexy dirty like that tho hittin it from the bottom
He gets deep with it
33:23 False, that would be a Catholic. While we both believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God, they are not the same in many ways.