Hahaha I feel like Chris especially was getting frustrated and that he couldn’t get more out of Davis and annoyed/perplexed by his repetitiveness. Then around the half way point of the episode he starts rolling with it and emphasizing the humor in it
Yea it was interesting how it's maybe one of the first guests where they didn't fully seem to know how to approach it. Got better about halfway indeed when they tried a different route
The guy doesnt even answer one question. His reply is constantly like : I don't really want to reply to personal things, I dont really mimimimi. : it's not really my expertise mimimi. Dude answer the fucking question! No one in this motherfucker is a profesional! He said he was fired up. He and I have different definitions for that word. Jezes christ
Also, the guy with the cupcake/girlfriend question seemed to have fabricated his “dilemma”. Lol. I think he just made that up to make Chris laugh a lot because it’s similar to the chocolate croissants video.
For the last guy, my suspicion is that he pus.sied into the relationship. He met her with the intention of just being fbs and nothing more. She wanted more and put pressure on him. He folded under the pressure bc that meant no more s*x. He discovered that she actually has a personality but whatever he thought of her negatively from day 1 cannot be ignored. Now he's in a pinch bc he lead her on.
Chris! This dude is unbelievable!!!! lol listen up! I had a shit day with my asshole bf and this cheered me up! I’m the one with a job and he’s the one living off of me. Ugh I need the strength to get this good looking Cali boy out of my TN apt!! I would call in but we all know the answer!
Weird how he’s super open to talking about shitting himself but when asked how he handles talking to women, he says “I don’t really talk about my personal life” lol
I was thinking that too lol but I think he meant he doesn’t really talk about personal stuff with girls like he just keeps it surface (which I can believe)
“I think people over think a lot of things, like right there it’s such a small decision” Little does he know 99% of Chris’ comedy is making fun of the little things
Remember the show House M.D. with Hugh Laurie? Well, David reminds me of the character in one episode who was unrealistically positive about everything, and they found out he had a tapeworm that somehow affected his brain, causing abnormal optimism. No hate at all. Just that no-matter-what optimism. *Chris D’elia voice* “Y’got a tapeworm 💁🏻♂️”
Davis Clarke was bearable for 10 minutes. Feels like he’s locked in on the tism spectrum. He’s like a Pull String Doll with 7 canned answers on recycle.
2 questions in 😂 and this guy doesnt come up with an answer😂😂 First: its not my expertise😂😂 2nd: i dont talk about my personal life 😂 Who brought this guy on???!!!😂😂😂
What is happening? No more guests who aren’t comedians or Bill Delia please Q: “Should I lose my virginity on camera?” A: “I’m in the business of spreadsheets and positivity” …huh?
@@d-rockanomaly9243nah, you’re sticking your hand into the toilet bowl essentially when you sit down, it touches the sides and back of the seat and stuff, if you stand up and bend over you can do a much more thorough job. I think when you think about standing up you’re not realizing that we are bending over, so it’s essentially the same as sitting down but much better because the toilet is not in the way of your hand at all.
As a standing pooper I can safely say that guy isn't standing up straight to do it. We kind of stand squatting. I don't know how people wanna put their hands inside the toilet bowl between the small space vwtween the seat and your own body.
First time seeing Davis. He has an absolutely amazing attitude/demeanor. Thank you, everyone, for introducing him to those of us who are meeting him for the first time 😊 I love helping people and do every chance I get. Unfortunately, these days I am basically crippled and ill prepared to do much physically. But every time I get to the grocery store I will take seniors' carts back for them or help them with their groceries. I have literally given homeless people whatever money I have, food, and even 2 times I gave them a shirt/hoodie. Hope everyone is having a great weekend ❤😊
You be on a big podcast my man, some people lock up like with comedy. I’ve seen open mic guys cocky like you just eat it, things are not as easy as they may seem at times
This dude kinda suck in reality. Talks about being completely open about successes and failures but snaps back at you and says he won't talk about personal life like relationships. Also talking about crushing spreadsheets is such a no life thing to say. Get a personality brother.
Took me a while, why I don't like this episode. But he that basketball dude from bedazzled. " Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight!"
They are always like this is the worst episode ever in the past but just to let you know this is the worst episode lol. Yall are still awesome no hate just vibes lol
I absolutely love this podcast. I have never missed an episode of Lifeline or congratulations from the very start, but this guy was so painfully bad that it might be my favorite episode ever haha. I can’t help but to feel like Chris loved every second and Matt deep down hated it
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Very funny thanks
Why does this guy only sound like he’s being interviewed after he won a basketball game.
That got me lol
I was waiting for the “you just gotta give 110%”
lmfao
Bro for real lol
lolllll
Hahaha I feel like Chris especially was getting frustrated and that he couldn’t get more out of Davis and annoyed/perplexed by his repetitiveness. Then around the half way point of the episode he starts rolling with it and emphasizing the humor in it
I'm SO curious how the whole crew discuss the guest after they leave lol
Yea it was interesting how it's maybe one of the first guests where they didn't fully seem to know how to approach it. Got better about halfway indeed when they tried a different route
First episode I can't finish, see ya next week.
The guy doesnt even answer one question.
His reply is constantly like
: I don't really want to reply to personal things, I dont really mimimimi.
: it's not really my expertise mimimi.
Dude answer the fucking question! No one in this motherfucker is a profesional!
He said he was fired up. He and I have different definitions for that word. Jezes christ
K won’t be missed.
Loser bye bye
yea this one is a bit rough in my opinion
Bro open your mind not everything can be reaction videos & generic barstool shit ❤
I like this guy significantly more than the last guest
Yeah. There’s that.
True
So locked in right now! Long live Lifeline babyyyy!
I’m an ex Mormon and this is what it was like talking to missionaries my mission.
Big church vibes
Welp... doing my dishes part sucked today... time to go scroll to an unheard golden hour podcast ✨️ to finish off kitchen cleaning
Also, the guy with the cupcake/girlfriend question seemed to have fabricated his “dilemma”. Lol. I think he just made that up to make Chris laugh a lot because it’s similar to the chocolate croissants video.
Bro I'm only 3 minutes in and this guy has the most contagious smile I've ever seen. Insane energy already!
Truly admire the guys outlook and persona. Wish I had some traits.. but let’s be real. He’s saying NOTHINNNN specific. 😂
32:33 thanks Producer Chris for keeping the pod on tracks and absolutely getting Davis fired up lol
"We hammer those spreadsheets" ahaha
The last time I got after it, I shat myself running a marathon. Never again!!
For the last guy, my suspicion is that he pus.sied into the relationship. He met her with the intention of just being fbs and nothing more. She wanted more and put pressure on him. He folded under the pressure bc that meant no more s*x. He discovered that she actually has a personality but whatever he thought of her negatively from day 1 cannot be ignored. Now he's in a pinch bc he lead her on.
Lock tf in
He seems like such a cutiepie and like great husband material
Also must be great to have this natural amount of drive
"I’m actually a normal guy" ...yeah guy, WE KNOW
I need to get to work but I'm still at home and don't know where my keys are. You bet your ass I'm locked in.
dude i think i actually need to be admitted to the nearest insane asylum after listening to this for a whole hour that guy cannot be real
lol “the way it’s going”
That’s a good number one 😂😂
Chris! This dude is unbelievable!!!! lol listen up! I had a shit day with my asshole bf and this cheered me up! I’m the one with a job and he’s the one living off of me. Ugh I need the strength to get this good looking Cali boy out of my TN apt!! I would call in but we all know the answer!
Funny, Chris used to make fun of these people who were "Locked in"!
I gotta get after it.
Just woke up. Not getting up now. Locked in the bed.
I can’t express enough how much I want to support but can’t watch so here’s a comment I guess
Please Delia brothers, don’t have an uninteresting guest again💀💀💀
All I have to do to get on the show is shit my pants and be happy about it?
I like when he was asked to move up to the mic and he just goes "lets go"
from now on, you will see people just saying "let's go" like a damn NPC all the time now
@@totalSLACKI heard someone say at work today and ONLY thought about this guy 😂 it’s so soon
8:06
@@aristocamm6574 once you notice it, there's no going back
Let's Go!
Weird how he’s super open to talking about shitting himself but when asked how he handles talking to women, he says “I don’t really talk about my personal life” lol
amen
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo facts I wanted my answer
Hahahahha
I was thinking that too lol but I think he meant he doesn’t really talk about personal stuff with girls like he just keeps it surface (which I can believe)
Didn’t give a single piece of advice that pertained to the submissions and that is hilarious to me. “Just be a good person” kaaaaayyyy
I've never heard a single good advice question on this show, so what is he supposed to say?
You have a hearing problem
Maybe you're just the close-minded oppositional enemy brah
100%. HORRIBLE fuckin guest. Is he mentally retarded?
@@clintonleonard5187then why do you continue to listen? Plenty of great ones
I find chris' fascination with this guy as interesting as chris finds him.
I hate that i understand this
The guy Chris though he would be "after" therapy, nah we love you Chris, you're persona is LOCKED IN
i think hes just being nice to his guest
The way Chris looks at him when he’s talking is insane 😂😂😂😂
He’s absolutely locked in
-“We don’t like guests just you two is fine and MAYBE your dad”
-“Ok so anyway here’s this guy”
This started and I went “and who the fuck is this guy” 😂
This shit was comedy 😭😭😭
Okay so here’s everyone BUT our dad
LITERALLY
I like how everyone just forgets that guy Byron Callen
truly actually a video game NPC the way he repeats the same lines no matter what you say to him, for an hour and 3 minutes
Hey bro, not everything's related to video games
i thought the same xD this guy is so normal hahah
Normal is easy to program
We’re not tolerating any Davis Clark slander buddy.
For sure bro. Davis Clark is a homie don't come here with that tv sitcom humor
When chris says you're someone he'd hang out with it's actually an insult lmao
Right haha he’s basically saying you’re extremely weird and he loves that shit
Best comment
Aka you’re quirky af🤣
if '"Comporate team bonding exercise? heck yeah let's get after it!" was a person
"if everybody out there was getting after it, there would be wizards" 😂
Loved it! 😂
"i truly am a normal person" - robot
He said people “do do that tho” after the shit story and nobody noticed lmaoooooo im crying
😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is so unintentionally funny but I can’t lie. I fuck with his mentality
Keep grindin Davis🙏🏽
i feel the same hahah. If you look at it a certain way it's hilarious, but on another level he's also kind of admirable in his earnesty
@@bbishyy exactly lol. He’s 100% himself the whole time. It’s great😂
This guy does spreadsheets for the people ✊🏼
I did spreadsheets for 17 years. Never occurred to me to that I was doing it for the ppl. Missed opportunity 😢
@@chethawk hahahahaah
guy pours his heart out for 15 minutes
Davis *wow, there's no traffic!
“devin” lol .. so close
@@karissakampe5858 oops ill blame auto correct lol
“I think people over think a lot of things, like right there it’s such a small decision”
Little does he know 99% of Chris’ comedy is making fun of the little things
Never been so locked in for an episode in my life!
Ya that’s not getting old at all..
I can't frinking believe you got him I'm absolutely locked the frink in
Chris wanted him to open up and stop being in character but instead he was LOCKED IN 💪🏻
Exactly hahaha
It’s not even in character it’s just who this guy is lol
This guy is awesome lol he said I go back to my cubical and we hammer spreadsheets 😂
This character really reminded me of some old Jim Carrey skits 🤣
Apt
1) help others
2) do the right thing
3) enjoy life every day
Eh s’basic
Remember the show House M.D. with Hugh Laurie? Well, David reminds me of the character in one episode who was unrealistically positive about everything, and they found out he had a tapeworm that somehow affected his brain, causing abnormal optimism. No hate at all. Just that no-matter-what optimism. *Chris D’elia voice* “Y’got a tapeworm 💁🏻♂️”
this dude is AI for real
AI is wayyy more self aware.
Love his attitude! Not sure he understood the assignment 🤷🏻♀️ but… fun episode!
Dude is literally a Woody toy where he says the same thing when you pull the string on his back 🤣
Davis Clarke was bearable for 10 minutes. Feels like he’s locked in on the tism spectrum. He’s like a Pull String Doll with 7 canned answers on recycle.
(Fatality)
100% what i was thinking didnt want to say it tho....
i think the problem here is that you're not really locked in
@@bbishyyFacts
He's definitely got something seriously wrong with his brain
Dude, when you have to say you're a normal person 🤣 This is insane.
This is lex fridmans positive twin
Thank you for this joke this made me laugh lol
I’m so locked in I couldn’t watch this whole episode lmao. First time that’s happened 💀
Davis Clarke's 3 core values:
1. Help others
2. Do the right thing
3. Enjoy life everyday
I'm locked in! Let's go!
Did him dirty with the thumbnail
Literally an AI that has ONLY been trained on post-game interviews with athletes.
ahaha too true mate.
A few different people said a version of this which is fucking hilarious
24 year old virgin dude, just because this is the way things are going nowadays with OF, doesn’t mean it’s right.
Agreed, wouldn’t recommend it to that fella
Bring in Uncle Callen
2 questions in 😂 and this guy doesnt come up with an answer😂😂
First: its not my expertise😂😂
2nd: i dont talk about my personal life 😂
Who brought this guy on???!!!😂😂😂
This guy listens to corporate motivational speeches while he sleeps.
Convinced this guy is on the spectrum: good for him
wow now that you mention that you might be right
It's correct, he is autistic
Crazy that this guys brain cannot break past , “eat, work , sleep” is he capable of like introspective thought?
lol he’s a simpleton but maybe he’s got it worked out better than us lol
He’s probably way happier than all of us.
@@SPANKmusicofficial so are down syndrome people but I wouldn’t switch places with them
More like, “Eat, run, shit.” What a psycho!
All of his answers are so fucking simple-minded, like he's stuck in his tik tok character 24/7
Dude says let’s go over the least goin-ass shit but he’s also more together than I’ll ever be so I digress
What is happening? No more guests who aren’t comedians or Bill Delia please
Q: “Should I lose my virginity on camera?”
A: “I’m in the business of spreadsheets and positivity”
…huh?
You are so pretentious….
Don’t you understand that collating with other social media influencers can expand the Lifeline brand? Don’t be so damn selfish.
Didn't understand the assignment -- bro had no clue what he signed up for.
Truth. People making excuses are stupid. It’s a podcast speaking about people’s problems.what did he think he would be talking aboit
we gotta step it up with the guests lmao
hahaha yea but this felt like they pulled a random guy off the street because they forgot they did a podcast together.
no way this dude wouldn't flip out at a train station
Dude. Hilarious
Exactly
ayo 😭
“He shit himself..for the people” ⚰️
shiterally
Dude Chris’s face after he said that was like the “oooooooooh-wahhh!!” without the sound
This guy has no idea what he does at work 😂
To the guy that can’t sit down wipe… I’m with you. Never done it, don’t wanna learn how; never will.
That's nasty you get so much better access when you sit down. It's harder to get all up in there if you're standing.
When I was really young I stood up. And then one day I learned to sit down method. Trust me when I say it's the superior method by far you must learn.
@@d-rockanomaly9243invest in a bidet.
LMFAO I can't believe this is a thing!
@@d-rockanomaly9243nah, you’re sticking your hand into the toilet bowl essentially when you sit down, it touches the sides and back of the seat and stuff, if you stand up and bend over you can do a much more thorough job. I think when you think about standing up you’re not realizing that we are bending over, so it’s essentially the same as sitting down but much better because the toilet is not in the way of your hand at all.
I dont think dude had a clue what he was walking in to 🤣🤣🤣
As a standing pooper I can safely say that guy isn't standing up straight to do it. We kind of stand squatting. I don't know how people wanna put their hands inside the toilet bowl between the small space vwtween the seat and your own body.
The collab I didn’t know I needed
The biggest takeaway from this episode is if this guy hadn't shit himself, my life would be way worse.
As good as matt's hair has looked. Sonning
First time seeing Davis.
He has an absolutely amazing attitude/demeanor.
Thank you, everyone, for introducing him to those of us who are meeting him for the first time 😊
I love helping people and do every chance I get.
Unfortunately, these days I am basically crippled and ill prepared to do much physically.
But every time I get to the grocery store I will take seniors' carts back for them or help them with their groceries. I have literally given homeless people whatever money I have, food, and even 2 times I gave them a shirt/hoodie.
Hope everyone is having a great weekend ❤😊
There’s a reason that they say laughter is the best medicine. You better believe you are saving lives Chris. You saved mine
❤
34:34 is the exact moment that Matt nonverbally conveys to Chris his exact thoughts about the whole thing.
I didn’t know robots could poo poo
Bad day to listen to the maraton story while eating
A much more thorough job can be done with a standing wipe. Just sayin. I'm living an elevated existence.
If Davis was on some other podcast and not Chris' Chris would've ripped on this guy hard on congratulations
Funny how this life advice guy has no real advice on anything
You be on a big podcast my man, some people lock up like with comedy. I’ve seen open mic guys cocky like you just eat it, things are not as easy as they may seem at times
This dude kinda suck in reality. Talks about being completely open about successes and failures but snaps back at you and says he won't talk about personal life like relationships.
Also talking about crushing spreadsheets is such a no life thing to say. Get a personality brother.
Took me a while, why I don't like this episode.
But he that basketball dude from bedazzled.
" Ah... well, you know, you go out there and you give a 110%, and you wanna play good, and, you know, you hope you play good... I think we played pretty good tonight!"
i still love that movie!! yessss
@@kicksalot7214 Well in the movie its funny because he is doing a character.
Thank you. This is exactly the scene this guy reminded me of. I just couldn’t remember what the hell it was from.
Exactlyyyyyyyyyyy
They are always like this is the worst episode ever in the past but just to let you know this is the worst episode lol.
Yall are still awesome no hate just vibes lol
I would expect to be super annoyed by Davis, but his positivity is contagious and feels genuine. Great guest!
Also, he reminds me of the young man from Gumby. 😁
Gumby? The old school clay gumby? Yeah this dudes so awesome!
Is he one of the block heads?
@@jakethesnake4971 yeah, the show Gumby. He reminds me of the little boy. Davey? Maybe?! Or was that a different show?? 😆
10:00 So technically he had a min to stop and crap lol
More like 4 😂 also just clock how long it took to shit and take it off your own final time it’s not that serious
54:11 just realized I made it 39 years before finding out some ppl wipe their butts standing up😆
I do that I work construction I’m not putting my hand in that fuckin hole
Adam Devine from Workaholics is one of them. They have a podcast - This Is Important- in case you need more of that.
@SootyS-wg4lm I should be surprised Adam does but for some reason I'm not😆
@@lancertreepuffer if you want surprises check out the Feet and Yeet ep. I watched it yesterday and Adam’s feet are horrifying. Hilarious though. 😂
@@SootyS-wg4lmthis is exactly what I was gonna say, 3 point stance!!!
I honestly thought this was an act and the boys were taking the piss, but that dude is for real...
I absolutely love this podcast. I have never missed an episode of Lifeline or congratulations from the very start, but this guy was so painfully bad that it might be my favorite episode ever haha. I can’t help but to feel like Chris loved every second and Matt deep down hated it
Oh for fuck sake
Spoken like a true Englishman 😂
@@jasonmelo9379 I'm Irish hah
mood
@@sydneynicoleelliott you fine
Absolutely locked in
Has to stop every nine minutes to put more quarters in this guys back so he could keep going with his sayings
🤣
Absolute worst guest I have seen on any podcast. Zero intelligence and zero advice.
You’re clearly not locked in.