Our Mommy & Napoleon | ep. 113 - Lifeline
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
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Today, we discuss nasopharyngeal hygiene, personality morphing, loud movie snacks, tasting your... um..., being a stick in the mud, being a multi-hyphenate, the Counting Crows and Matt's favorite submission ever?
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0:00 Vintage hats
11:20 Nasopharyngeal hygiene
18:55 Personality morphing
24:39 Loud movie snacks
31:09 Lemme be familiar
35:46 Tasting your um
42:58 Being a stick in the mud
49:55 Being a multi-hyphenate
53:55 Counting Crows 
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Let us know where the next live show should be!
Come Back home bro Jersey is waiting for the return of its king
Indianapolis! Or any city around lol 😁
Portland Maine
Edmonton. Double dare you!!!!
ChicaGO
Matt looks like a version of Chris that does rock climbing
Recycled comment
And sees the sun once in a while
This has been said like 100 times already
And drinks Cafe Macciatos
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Tasting your um" submission might be the craziest submission in the history of lifeline..first of all, how it starts to how Chris and Matt react, ABSOLUTELY INSANE LMAOOOO I was in genuine tears when I saw matt's face 🤣😭
It’s like it was edited 😅 crazy
Same, haven’t cry-laughed like that in a long time
DeAngelo Vickers back from the hospital.
Looks like ai to me
I'm DYING watching them trying to understand that guy!! 😂😂😂😂 Cuntos!! 😅
"Suh flur flan, wakkin ome, ender end, thank you for gunter!"
-Um Taster
Sup fleddy pads. Editor in. Thank you for contact.
Dudes gotta be deaf 😂
The bad submission sounded like it was in reverse
Thought the same thing
airpod mics
I legit think this dude for some reason did the thing where you record / speak backwards lmao
Chris is just Matt's longest one-on-one session
Matt looks like the kid that always gets lost on the vacation trip.
Then when you find him he’s crying in the office with a lollipop. LOL 😂
Did that guy start with “sup fireflies” 😂😂😂😂
“Sup Lifeline” but it did come out “suf”
Tasting guy recorded his entire entry backwards, then gave u the file reversed, so it played forwards english, but theres little hiccups here and there. Brilliant
I thought the same thing straight away!!!
I was thinking it was bad deepfake lol
I literally laugh like this now: ahahaHAAAAAADUUUUUUDE
*facepalm* oh nooo!!
Now your friends look at u weird lol
I laughed so hard when Matt said he ejected the counting crows CD and threw it out the window 😂
36:49 “Sup Lifeline, walking home, and you’re in. Thank you, for content.” I think?
you're a genius
As much as I would rather believe “Tasting your own um” guy was absolutely hammered, I’m pretty confident that there’s something up with his microphone setting in his headphones and it’s trying to cut out background noise but instead, it’s chopping off half of the words. The first thing he says is definitely “What’s up lifeline” but it’s choppy and absolutely S’drunk sounding. Also I’m guessing based on the subject matter, he didn’t want to review the video and just sent it without checking how it sounded. Basically sounds like the way people sound in the Black Lodge in Twin Peaks.. shout out to David Lynch.
The way he breathed and blinked was weird too. Could it be a deep fake? Or is it in reverse?
“What’s up lifeline… walking home, and you’re in (pointing to his headphones meaning he’s listening to lifeline while walking home)… Thank you for the content. You’re talking about tasting your own jizzim…”
There’s some parts that are absolutely unintelligible after that but I truly think it’s the headphones chopping it up. Hilarious either way 😅😅
@@robertsteele1387 so funny!!! Watch his face though, there’s a few moments where his nose like collapses in a weird way that doesn’t seem possible
YES the producer nailed the tasting your um interpretation
Their reaction to the guy wanting to taste his gizum had me dying!
Matt please tell the whole version of all the Counting Crow stories on the private record!!! I am invested now!!
Why are you expressing exasperation is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever heard and I will be using it immediately. Thank you 😂
😂😂😂
Omg the tasting your own um guy had me crying laughing and you guys hahahhahah. Omg I had to pause
Y’all mentioned smelling and he went straight to taste voluntarily nobody asked him for this sacrifice 😂
These are the best entries. Enough of the LA perfect face people with no REAL problems. A very abstract episode and i’luh’ i
Such a great ep with no weird random guest
TASTING GUY RECORDED HIS SUBMISSION BACKWARDS LOL
that’s what I was thinking….
Zup fiyrefluin kanto 😂 we need this man to call in every week
The yes I got outta that one really got me on this one 😂
Happy Sunday everyone!
Hope everyone is having a great weekend 😊
I'm ready for some laughs!
11:48 He said that "he was speaking PuTongHua" 普通话, which means mandarin / common tongue in Chinese. Most Chinese tourists display the behaviour he listed, so no shocker.
The tasting your um dude was on shrooms or something. His words made no sense, but they did to him. Lol
absolutely what I was thinking, especially if he's in the middle of considering sharing his cum with his lady
This episode had so many hilarious things that went unaddressed, I had to sign up for Lifeline Luxury
This is an excellent comment. I am clapping.
@@mattdelia 18 out of 20 times I leave an excellent comment.
Tasting your um guy creeped me out
Hes a weird one for sure.
Holy shit Chris’s impression of the unintelligible guy brought be back to the vine days fucking with cab drivers. “Ya’ever sorkin?”
Oh man, now I might have to go find his old vines on youtube
Chris spray out the magic mind and yell CUT!!!😂 I wanna see your brother's reaction in real time😂
Thank you for the great cunto guys!!
the valet guy meant that he DIDN'T want people to know he's gonna be asking for the name and number. he wants to be the one to ask them for the name and number, chris juuuuuuuust got it for a sec Initially but lost it
Agreed. Which is dumb.
Yeah...I think so too....which I hope I'm wrong. I mean what a control freak. I want to ask first! Don't tell me!! Lol
Cried watching this episode
The full original phrase is: "A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one." As a jack of all trades, I can attest to this ahhaaha
I hear it now after playing it MULTIPLT TIMES HE SAYS “sup lifeline walking home and you’re INN👂🏻 thank you.. for the content”
Chris looks up and away after every sentence. Getting soooo riled up
Guy on the right looks like the lesbian version of the guy on the left.
The guy speaking in reverse is killing me 😂😂😂
Chris FINALLY realizing he’s on the spectrum is amazing 🤣
'I wear the most hats'
'trump'
😂😂😂💀
Literally just cried my makeup off at work. Thanks guys 🤣🤣🤣
YAAAASSSSSSSZZZZZ DUDE! Love my Sundays, get to listen to my fav podcast 🎉
Chris probably thinks the guy that died halfway through his question is the best question they've got.
19:00 I was literally thinking: "Yesss, best submission so far!" Almost like I've been waiting for this specific one!
"We're in the middle of summer it's June 9th" he says. It's literally spring.
June is summer brother
What is Chris gonna think is good fashion next...a romper?
I thought it looked good, you think you’re some kinda arbiter of fashion or something? Foh 😂
Yes, as a matter of fact I do think that.
I believe the technical term is romphim.
Non native English speakers learning phrases before words should be illegal 😂
My god I had to turn off the video when Chris was mocking the um taster because I can’t be laughing that hard at work
The dopest brothers who podcast, easily, and it’s not even close. 🙏🏼let’s chill and drink too much iced Americano sometime 🤣
Chris’ Hair: 8.5
Funniest one yet 😅 the guy speaking so drunk is one of the best worst submissions 😂
Matt is not a hat guy, hats are Matt guys.
20:05 such a good submission
Pretty sure he says, "Sup, Lifeline. Walking home, and you're in, thank you for content (?). You were talking about smelling your jism, and curious, do you ever taste your own jism? Gross, but obviously I have. And I really want to like, I really want to do it in front of the girl, because they're super exposed to it and I think it's gross. But I want us to be together in the experience.. Do you ever do that? Or do you think is it supposed to just be a girl thing? Is it supposed to be a nobody thing? What's up?"
Some guy: (asks Chris the name)
Chris: you wanna do joke here ?
😂
I understand why he cut stuff out, but I want the full, unfiltered version of the counting crows story. And I want the cluster of his friend going with her to the party to be included
19 mins 20 secs in Chris's face 😂 😂
35:47 chris' impression of him 😂
Matt (and all other dudes thhat have ever been in a similar situation) she knew he wanted to count her crows. She liked it and was testing you to see if you'd let it happen. Which it did.
Dude is an alien inside Vincent D’Onofrio in Men in Black hands down!
Anyone else roll there eyes when the girl with the dog who of course has a noise ring was just bragging about the shit she does
So fucking true
I sighed
Why do you guys cut away from Chris sometimes when he does impressions? Like when he was doing Kristen’s impression about the directions…. I wanted to see that lol 46:45
It’s an eye roll because they are rolling their eyes into the back of their head.
Nobody will make it to the 40 minute mark without dying of laughter 😂 also never taste your ……. stuff
Basss pro shops AND the cross earring 😂😂 MATT the hell in the TikTok is going on
39:48 The Chris D'elia we want more of! 😃
It's very cool to see Bass Pro hats being popular for the last couple years. Even if non anglers are wearing them. Good advertisement for a great outdoor retailer.
is there a chance that the tasting your own um submission guy has mild brocas aphasia?
Was wondering if something health related was up too
how many times did the "teacher's assistant" say "like" in her video....? am I the only one bothered by that? I mean like, its like fine if your like 14 years old but like a teachers assistant? like cmon...
Chris is a piece of clothing away from turning into Luigi
The live podcasts look like bangers. Are those gonna keep coming?
19:05 Such a good question, I agree
Hey Matt don’t stress about tigers bats
The grumpy old person- it’s simple, just keep those thoughts to yourself. Expressing it is what bums people out.
And it’s on and poppin!!!!
2:44 Milli Vanilli trying to explain theirselves
I highly suspect the bad submission is a schizophrenic, poor guy
The valet parking attendant guy was trying the hardest a person could try
That's not an eye roll, it's a scoff.
Chris 100% used to and probly still is influenced by Bryan Callen and Bryan Would love that lol
Chris the saying goes: "Jack of all trades master of none, but always better than a master of one".
15:10 he’s not lying about he’s talking about mainline Chinese people 😅
Kristen is about to hear "Why are you expressing exaggeration" 10 x a day 😅
Will the live show be on RUclips ever or is it patreon exclusive
Nobody-theen guy, had me cryingggggg. What WAS that
Dating bad TV and Film watchers is such a real legit thing. For me it's as important as intimacy compatibility or social values and core principles or humor compatibility. If you can't couch lock and watch stuff correctly there isn't really a relationship. OR. It's an outdoor only situationship. But I'm an indoor cat. So that is 90% of where I need things to be happening for me to massage my agoraphobia and antisocial tendencies. Outside is for the birds anyway, unless youre using outdoors to travel between two different indoor places-which is completely understandable. But just standing around outside? Go back to Neptune.
Hey Matt, ily
12 min in i had to record a submission where do i send it someone answer because i want to finish this meal instead of searching.
Are some of the comments above bots? They sure seem like it
Last few months it seems like in the first 10 or 20 comments of a lot of channels a pretty high percentage are bots, yeah. Sometimes the pic gives it away, other times it’s the odd verbiage.
Dreary, grey Sunday. D’elia brothers to brighten it up.
I was in one and got out of it 🤣
YEAAAS DUUDE
39:15 an owl
I am in China right now and a lot of men sneeze here but what i see more is them spitting on the ground. I also agree with the spacial awareness thing
49:58 I fell asleep on this call 😂
What is the most basic hypnotist joke Chris said at the beginning?
The tasting guy said “sup lifeline” to start but it took me 29 re listens and had to analyze it like the fucking zapruder film to confirm.
They’re saying he has color? Bro in the most recent quick & dirty upload with Bryan Callen, Chris is so white he literally looks like a prisoner at Belmarsh lol