Eat My Shorts | Ep. 114 - Lifeline
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
- LIFELINE ✨ LUXURY✨ episodes can be found at / lifelineluxury
🤳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9
☎️ You can also call the hotline at 213-973-8095
Today, we discuss irritating grammar, when it's appropriate to cut a line, quitting a spontaneous accent, if it's s'bitch to be a passenger, bird problems, and an analysis of the pastry problem by Rob Hay.
🔔 Subscribe: bit.ly/2rA0sI0
🔗 All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline
📆 Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at www.mattdelia.com.
More LIFELINE:
Instagram: / watchlifeline
Tiktok: / watchlifeline
0:00 Matt's hat
11:54 Appropriate line-cutting
17:48 Psychotic content consumption
20:55 Advice for officiating a wedding
26:37 Spontaneous accents
33:36 Rob Hay's pastry analysis
37:19 Being a passenger
43:40 Bird problems
51:17 Stop sign bullshit
55:24 Grammar pet peeves 
Развлечения
New Lifeline ✨Luxury✨ episode is out now: patreon.com/lifelineluxury
Yes dude 🎉🎉
Bing Bong Pimpin' Pimpin' Booyah! 👊🏿😎
Long live Lifeline😑
Matt looks like 330am. Don't ask how. He just does.
because of how the shirt is hanging down his shoulders!
makes sense i have no questions anyways !
@@cre8ufitness13the messy sexy hair too
No
The bird thing KILLED me 😂❤️❤️
Same 😂
Happy Fathers Day to all the Dads! 🎉❤
Thanks 👶🏿👍🏿 Same to you! (If it applies) 😅
Thanks. Same
It's an absolute travesty that Chris no longer does his kings speech bit when stuttering over the word "I"
couldn't agree more
Man I miss that bit
Matt's hat is comedic genius
Between that and his "rarin' to go" segment, it jussssst got me.
@@rplgrime8006 Absolutely my brother 💯
It’s the booyah that gets me
That's genius? Hmmm...
How do I buy one?! Need more BING BONG in my life
“Should ho vee baby “ in the Jay Z voice absolutely destroyed me, and I got S’mad that Matt didn’t even acknowledge the joke.
Chris was ABSOLUTELY firing on all syllables today
Cylinders?
@@makenziebenzieyou must be new here.
@@makenziebenzie the joke that Chris makes every now and then is firing on all syllables
@@GenesysRider23 exactly hahah
Hahahaha dude I’m cracking up so much at Chris talking about his characters with Calvin. My dad was so funny and playful like this and I’m 35 (sadly he’s passed) but I still remember all of those things and they give me so much joy to remember.
Chris’s swallowing sounds are just absolutely horrific this episode 😂
It makes me blood red mad
@@onedayatatime723
Hello fellow mouth sounds haters!! You know what’s cool? Hearing someone eating food and within 15 seconds you want to end them in the most violent way possible!! That’s what all the cool kids do!!
Not sure if someone has already mentioned this...but the reason the blanket works is because higher frequencies can't pass as easily through stuff as lower frequencies can. A good example would be loud music coming from a building...you mainly only hear the bass/lower frequencies until someone opens a door/window. So yeah, any blanket should work. Unless it is a really old ass blanket.
Chris was mixing the Only Time Enya song with the Bocelli song from the Catalina wine mixer in Stepbrothers. It wasn’t the other Sail Away Enya song. And, now this mashup will take my brain over for the next three weeks. EeeeeeYES, dude!
yall on fire this ep! 😂 happy fathers day to all the daddies!
Chris figuring out what getting tired is at 24:20 lmao
You're right we do love this podcast
In regard to the “should have” debate, I think “should of” is derived from the abbreviation of “should’ve” which is a real word 🫠 I was waiting for Anthony to point this out 😭
I was so confused when they were saying this because that’s how you pronounce should’ve.
Yeah exactly dude like come on figure it out 😂
I'd like to see Chris talk about the "Get down you" story with Matt. It's unbelievably funny
OMFG! Yes!
Frank Jansen's Face legit needs to be on a shirt!!! 😂😂😂
Chris levels up the sexiness every week
17:50 My sister does this exact same thing and I'm so glad someone else called in about this, cause its absolutely unbelievable she hasnt been jailed for this yet
Happy Fathers Day Chris!
Yup yup. Second that
yo the dude breaking down the cakes had me dyin😂😂
49:04 I TOTALLY knew EXACTLY what Chris was doing 😂
matts hat literally affected my blood sugar levels
“I seen that”-kills me. ☠️
Chris, what is wrong with your throat recently bro you clear your throat like every 3 mins 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE LOVE LOVE the new opening so much!
The level to which Chris genuinely hates "tee" is hilariously interesting
48:10 I 100% knew the decomposition. Was slow on the flower even as Matt said it lmao
Matt. I bow down to you in all your hilarious glory. You’re so smart and witty and that HAT!
This was a great episode! 🔥🔥🔥fave in a while for havin all the goods!
The bird sounds are beautiful! Great way to wake up!
The birds in Florida purposely wake me up in the morning
So cool of Andy Serkis to call in to the pod for the cake analysis.
Absolutely locked in for this episode!
But are you loaded? **Tosses you a loaded clip**
Matt killed it this episode
Oh thank goodness, thought this was a love episode for a second
That was really good banter
Shogun is a good show because they actually speak Japanese, Portuguese, & English respectively
That is actually what makes the show really stupid.
@@tylertutt3141please explain why? I’ve read the book and loved it but I’ve been slacking on watching the show.
Woo! Just got tickets for the Torrance show, lets go!!!
Happy Father’s Day Chris
Matt: I facilitated examination, thank you. 😂😂😂
11:40 haha Chris said this on the golden hour too. He thinks it's summer. It's still spring.
Love this mother fluffing pod!!
Favorite podcast ❤
They’re just abbreviating it’s “should’ve” they’re not saying “should of” lol
2 things: when Chris was giving advice to the lovely lady that loves doing an English accent, and he acted out her going to a playground I laughed very hard, and hit rewind and laughed more. Secondly, I couldn’t disagree more with Chris’ take on guys sitting in passenger seats and I’ll die on that hill. Much Love.
Chris tries to shoot the bird and misses so it flies away, the dog from Duckhunt pops up from the weeds and laughs at him :D
I knew exactly what Chris was doing with the bird bit
If you have seen a tv show a bunch of times, you can just listen to the show in the car and picture the scenes in your head.
44:30 this question Is my ultimate favorite
50:40 I so wish Matt used the bird app on Chris
WAIT A SEC! I “watch” shows like that too! As a matter of fact I watched Dexter and after his son was born had to purposely get my phone out to see what his baby momma looked like. JS! I get so much done like that!
I do this while I’m working. I’ve “watched” various shows by just listening to them. Once I know the main characters, I can just visualize what’s happening. People think it’s fucked up, I guess but maybe it’s because they can’t visualize what they’re hearing.
@@Sjcampb02 yes!! Thank you!! Nobody in my life gets it!! Shout out visualization !
Ahhhhhhhhh you guys are crazy people!!!!!!! I bet you guys also put rocks on traintracks!
@@OtherPeoplesMoneyy 😂🤣whaaat?
When I visited UCLA in the 6th grade on a field trip, I remember it being full of those come smelling trees. 😂
Glad to see Chris is killing it with 29k views. Red Bar’s not even watching anymore 😂
Matt clearly doesn’t know what a bucket seat is 😂
Hey Chris. You know what's good for shoulder pain ?
Come to the south and we say shoulda lol “you shoulda told em where we were goin” is a legit statement I have definitely used and I’m not ashamed. Southern and proud 🫡 also shoulda woulda coulda is definitely something we say a lot also.
Matt gatekeeping the bird app? COME ON. “SHOW ME TO ME RACHEL”
Advice to bird lady: get a loud fan. I hear everything too and it wakes me up. But a big fan drowns all that out.
Chris, you got to unbox the knock-off couch Kristen bought and make a video out of it. If it comes out extremely junky, or is surprisingly good it'll be interesting either way
My friend pointed out that I say pupcorn 🐶🍿 and hutdog and it grinds her gears so bad lol
Chris throw your lifeline merch on for all of your show lol .
Happy Father’s Day, Bill. Thanks so much for giving us these two beautiful screwballs. When’s Bill coming to Lifeline, ya screwballs.
its always great when the prmotions are 5 minutes into the episode thanks
ayyy happy sunday
I only watch shows while doing things. Once you already have the visual you don’t need to see them to know what’s going on. Last week I painted my bathroom while watching Bridgerton.
Like if you've been loving Chris since the beginning ❤
Indabeninging
7:38 Napoleon with Joaquin
I wanna see Matt smoking either a cigarette or joint next to Chris and just see what happens
They’re absolutely not called bucket seats in the back of a coupe. Bucket seats are a more low profile seat that coupes offer in their FRONT seats. They have you sunken in the seat more and hug your hips and legs for when you bend corners like a G. Back seats in a coupe are definitely called bitch seats.
Heyyy y'all.. Sooo, quick question for Chris.. When will tickets in Beaumont be available?! 😊
Holy fuck. The hat.
I haven’t even bought one yet and I already bought one, you know what I mean?
Too many people say "on accident" instead of "by accident".
“when” vs “whenever” being used in the wrong context is mine
I had a friend that would talk like this. It was irritating lol
I feel like this is such a new thing! Am I wrong?
@@slimjadeyyy it's not new
@@slimjadeyyy I was doing it when I first met my husband 13 years ago, and he pointed it out to me. Then I noticed others doing it ever since.
Happy Father’s Day family ✝️ see yall in the air rapture season 😁🕊️
🎉HAPPY HAPPY FATHERS DAY 🎉
That bird she was referring to was also a mocking bird. Its mating season. It won't last that much longer.
The Netflix serial killer 😂
How were there 4 adults in the room and nobody brought up how “should’ve” is what people are saying, not “should of” 😂😂
Should've, could've, would've .... didn't. Contractions 😃
Can somebody explain to me how Matt thinks he came up with Bing bong? FYL ALL DAY
Frank Jansen is probably an extra in back to the future
If you can’t sleep from birds outside your not southern or Midwest lol we sleep next to train tracks 😂
Had to stop drinking at enya 😂
@matt using his phone for the birds. Take a photo off your iPhone. It will tell you with some example photos.
never saw row c, thought it was the lid that's crazy
What about people who say “fustrating” cuz that frustrates me to no end
It's illegal to give up your right-of-way.
Warrior is the show Chris wants to watch
I’m grateful I live at a time I got to see Chris sing enya, sail away, the white stripes and do kissy noises all in an hour.
frank jansen would love this episode
10:55 I thought that was Chris’s plan too 🤔
I have a friend who instead of the phrase ‘might as well’ says ‘mine as well’ and it makes me crazy.
The BIGGEST pet peeve about language that we should ALL have is when, mostly Gen Z people, prounounce the plural Women as Woman!!
Da hell's wrong with y'all, when I wake up to bird sounds, I feel like I woke up in paradise !! My AC covers it though, put an AC in your room ?? That could work 😅
Gramatic error= ASSOSHIATES
It's associates
22:42 😂
Come to Edmonton though
Winking Baller Instinct
Frank Janssen is a SUPERCOMMON Dutch name btw. I know at least 2.