JP said when one lobster loses it shrinks and the other one, that wins, grows.. But in all the lobster fighting videos I see they just fucken walk around after looking all normal and bored?
@@Bee-tj8gc You see, lobsters are not very intelligent, once they lose a fight, they don’t care that they lost, they just need to find food and food only. The one that wins grows only because it has claimed a larger access to food. And mind you, even if it does grow, it will have to undergo the dangerous process of moulting.
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 Ya but they both just look around looking all bored and normal after. Fighting is probably normal for them losing is part of fighting sometimes. They probably don't even think of terms of wining and losing. It's just some normal everyday shit for them win some lose some
Our society already resembles lobsters. Finite amount of jobs and resources to sustain ourselves leads to battles for dominance in all facets of life to insure our survival. After Cathy's head explodes, Jordan gets up and walks away from the 'debate'. lol
No, it is about tuning in to the deep atavistic lobster. Remember the primary fight of Marxism is against the atavistic instinct with brainwashing. This is doomed to fail as was demonstrated by Palov's dogs. A major shock will cause reversion to atavistic instinct on each occasion. With the Marxist writing on the page erased! Of course Peterson's claims about the lobster are not entirely accurate. But I guess he chose the lobster for comical effect. You see Marxist's are dour men. They cannot stand laughter, they cannot stand joy. Peterson plays the buffoon to annoy them and it works every time. Because the Marxists takes themselves so very seriously in their small picture. Peterson reminds them, that the big picture dwarfs their mental constructs. Peterson tuned into what the Marxist endeavour is a about. It is about reconstructing society as a termite colony. This itself is a deeper reversion to atavism. So Peterson portrays the meme of the bigger invertebrate. That big claw, ha, got cha! So that is the secret of the Marxist. He is a spineless creature that cannot stand the challenges of life. Peterson has picked on this. Ha, gotcha!
Wouldn't anyone be scared to shit swimming and maybe accidentally getting a foot under a rock or flipper under a rock? If i was swimming there i would be scared shitless.
I'm never setting foot in the ocean ever again. This is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen. At least sharks kinda look lile dogs. These look like face huggers. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
Lobsters shall get their acts together, the alternative option is pathetic, I cannot believe how horrible things lobsters do to each other, You cannot believe, it is like Yes, Exactly ....
Stand up straight with your shoulders back
dont forget to pet the stray cat 👍
Get that serotonin hit
😂
this winning lobster has the cleanest room
Kat Sam this killed me 😂😂😂😂👏🏼
Thumbs up if Jordan Peterson brought you here :)
Green Brain Seaside why would he bring you here?
Read chapter 1 from his new book Twelve Rules For Life.
We're trying to sort ourselves out :).
Hahaha I'm here!
So you're saying that you're sexually attracted to lobsters?
I'm in the first chapter of Jordan Peterson's book and had to check this out! So cool to see all other fans here LOL 😂
Yes, I came here after reading the first chapter of Jordan Peterson's 12 Rules for Life...... lol
Same!
I second
Sheppy99 +1
AYEEEEEE LMAO ME TOO
Yep
I’m dying at seeing everybody mentioning JP 😂😂😂
This comment section is so funny
That's why we're here.
JP said when one lobster loses it shrinks and the other one, that wins, grows..
But in all the lobster fighting videos I see they just fucken walk around after looking all normal and bored?
@@Bee-tj8gc You see, lobsters are not very intelligent, once they lose a fight, they don’t care that they lost, they just need to find food and food only. The one that wins grows only because it has claimed a larger access to food. And mind you, even if it does grow, it will have to undergo the dangerous process of moulting.
@@juanjoyaborja.3054 Ya but they both just look around looking all bored and normal after.
Fighting is probably normal for them losing is part of fighting sometimes. They probably don't even think of terms of wining and losing.
It's just some normal everyday shit for them win some lose some
Homeboys skipped level 2 and 3. They jumped straight to 4.
Wow such an epic battle lmfao thumbs up for Dr.Peterson.
TELL US ABOUT THE LOBSTER
"The bottom of the dominance hierarchy is a terrible, dangerous place to be."
2019 and JP is still bring people into these vids!
2022 and I just finished reading the first rule!
Update:
July 12th 2022,
@@mojtabaparvizi1513 update update: 2nd September 2022
2023
2019 was 4 years ago?!
Stand up straight with your shoulders back.
LEVEL 4 COMMENCE!
So you're saying we should organize our society like lobsters?
Our society already resembles lobsters. Finite amount of jobs and resources to sustain ourselves leads to battles for dominance in all facets of life to insure our survival.
After Cathy's head explodes, Jordan gets up and walks away from the 'debate'. lol
Sheppy99 well said lol
No, it is about tuning in to the deep atavistic lobster. Remember the primary fight of Marxism is against the atavistic instinct with brainwashing. This is doomed to fail as was demonstrated by Palov's dogs. A major shock will cause reversion to atavistic instinct on each occasion. With the Marxist writing on the page erased! Of course Peterson's claims about the lobster are not entirely accurate. But I guess he chose the lobster for comical effect. You see Marxist's are dour men. They cannot stand laughter, they cannot stand joy. Peterson plays the buffoon to annoy them and it works every time. Because the Marxists takes themselves so very seriously in their small picture. Peterson reminds them, that the big picture dwarfs their mental constructs.
Peterson tuned into what the Marxist endeavour is a about. It is about reconstructing society as a termite colony. This itself is a deeper reversion to atavism. So Peterson portrays the meme of the bigger invertebrate. That big claw, ha, got cha!
So that is the secret of the Marxist. He is a spineless creature that cannot stand the challenges of life. Peterson has picked on this. Ha, gotcha!
Reading his book now 12 rules for life :)
WHY NOT?
Your happiness is directly correlated to your position in the dominance hierarchy
What’s up my lobsters standing up straight and cleaning your rooms ?
I spent all my afternoon watching lobsters fighting....
Must read chapter seven again!
I think i've gone through way too many lobster videos thanks to Jordan Peterson.
Clean up your room !!!
and then you can watch lobsters fights
Ovidiu Hozan cleaned and reorganized my room last night lol
😂😂 I came here after reading first chapter of JP's book... trying to visualise the fighting lobsters😂
You already know how I ended up here...
I'm loving this Jordan Peterson orgy we got going here. Read on peeps!
Buckos, now I understand the instant karma videos. I’m living vicariously through the winning lobster.
Looks like you got so close they both looked into each others eyes and whispered: "Don't move, we can finish this later."
Thoughtful Chrysalis And then cue the little innocent fish swimming by.
Are you also stoned to the gills by chance
Damn you Jordan Peterson!
Filmed by Jordan Peterson :P
"Tell me *aboot* the lobsters Jor-dan!"
Well.......
@@nodirabdullayev9303 It's like--
Lol Fish at 1:28 goes 'Oops don't mind me gentlemen just a stranger passing by"
Just here for the “Jordan Peterson sent me” comments
Jordan Peterson brought me here. Just started his book.
Came here for Jordan Peterson’s book... just like everyone else!!!! Love it. Fighting Lobsters!! 🦞🦞🦞
They were trying to flip each other the end of the video was a major point of interest. Was a victor decided or it it time for level 4?
Lmao I thought I was gonna be in a minority coming here from JP’s book
You can deduce both Lobsters keeps their rooms very clean
went here because of Jordan Peterson
Literally just wanted to see two lobsters fight not because of a self help book ._. Now I am beginning to think I might be seeking help in reverse
Me, struggling to maintain my position in the dominance hierarchy:
So you're saying that lobsters don't have claws?
Jacques D Rock lobsters don’t
Her : He’s probably watching videos of other girls.
Me : CMON , FIGHT FIGHT!
I'll translate this awesome fight for you all, guys:
This is my house.
No, this is my house.
No, dude, screw you, man, that's my house.
Shut up.
Those lobsters are HUGE!
Jordan Peterson and 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote To Chaos brought me here.
One of the Lobsters at 1:17 looking at the person recording:
"Wait, wait, time out!...what in the hell is that?"
A 350 Million year old social hierarchy
I CLEANED MY LOBSTER SIR
2021 and JP brought me here again. Lol
It’s almost 2023 and Jordan Peterson brought me here as well. 😂
2024 JP brought me her. Lmao
Now imagine if one pinned the other and a referee counted the three fall for the world heavyweight championship
Jordan is the CEO of Lobsters.
Just think if there was some epic music in the background? Just think
Jaws attack music.
lmfao - they just froze at the end. Meanwhile, I’m anticipating a flip. By the way, came here while reading JP’s “12 Rules for Life” myself.
Hahaha this is the best comment section ever😂 thanks JP
I’m late to the party! Just read chapter 1 but two years later.... lol. Also brought me here
One of these lobsters is gonna be mighty depressed.
*Well, it's like-- this lobster refused to see the aquatic territory to an ideologue that it detested.*
Well peters got us to learn about lobsters
this is a great boxing match
Before even coming here, I knew I'd find comments about JP
WORLD STAR!!
it looked like they had a breakthrough there at the end.
That's interesting. I wondered how the clawless ones fought. Apparently they wrassle and try to tip eachother over.
2022 here thanks to Jordan
Those lobsters are as tough as a bloody boot!
I'm in the inositol that came here because I was curious of the social interactions of lobsters
It’s like. You gotta bloody sourt yourself ouuut bucko 🦞
12 rules for life..guys!
Those lobsters need to clean their room
1:14 I think we should take a break now... Ok, you too? Yeah
Not a big fan of Tango dance but we'll they've maintained their body frame really well throughout the dance.
Those are big ass lobsters
Spiny lobsters*
2022. Here from Ch 1 of JP's 12 Rules for Life.
This is why we need concealed carry laws. This fight probable went on for months.
God. Everyone is here cus of JBP 💜💜
Wouldn't anyone be scared to shit swimming and maybe accidentally getting a foot under a rock or flipper under a rock? If i was swimming there i would be scared shitless.
Pussy.
I'm never setting foot in the ocean ever again. This is the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen. At least sharks kinda look lile dogs. These look like face huggers. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.
damn dude… that one lobster got fucked up!
Wait, thats not a Wren.
see the building of a hierarchy in action ;)
Planning to buy a lobster for lobster gladiator fights, any tips on raising a lobster and the betting prices?
Can we watch ngannou Jones
Lobsters version ?
They’re not huge and they’re not fighting they’re dancing
The cameramen was Jordan Peterson by the way
They called a truce. JP
Least exciting fight I've ever seen lol
JP hath brought me here
Who won?
The competence hierarchy won.
Place your bets boys
Damn that was intense near the end...
The way Jordan described it was far my interesting
You'll end here after reading the first chapter of Jordan Peterson's book. 😂😂😂
I heard lobsters think fish can fly!😀
@Prasanth Thomas that’s pretty negative.
@Prasanth Thomas stop it. I’ll need to smoke some more to think about it.
Reading Jordan Peterson book, brought me here!
Aren’t these crabs, not lobsters?
They are spiny or rock lobsters, not crabs.
Problem is they each know the other lobster is delicious.
Where are their claws?
Those are spiny lobsters, they don't have claws.
Jordan Peterson's book brought me here lol.
Lobsters shall get their acts together, the alternative option is pathetic, I cannot believe how horrible things lobsters do to each other, You cannot believe, it is like Yes, Exactly ....