You fricken crack me up!!😅😂❤ I could easily hang out with you everyday! I said the same thing when i was called in for Jury duty...lol and that fact that customer service basically doesnt exist anymore sucks sacks 😂
Every time I hear the Shingrix commercial I laugh. I can hear your comedy line “Shingrix is inside of you”. You are the funniest comedian. Hope one day you can come up to Vancouver Canada. 🇨🇦
So looking forward to seeing you next week at Improv in Schaumburg on Thursday. My son got us tickets for my Xmas present! We've been following you for years! Shout out my son, Matthew, next Thursday for being such a great son!
Dude , ive secretly been bindge watching all your comdey specials , pods casts and of course this one. Ive come to a conclusion that you are the Most underrated speaker,naturally funny comdedian out of everyone on your podcast. Just kidding ,of all under rated , you should be on Carollas daily , and no idea why JRE hasn't had you yet but it's coming...2035 is going to be your year..! I can see the future. ...thats me not being funny trying to be funny. Not sure, maybe if the Miami aliens are real then i saw 2024 it happening. I'll be at your next show when you're in the SF bay area (sf,sac) cobbs ,punchline lets go
Orny, you don’t need to change a hair on your head, your just lovely as you are, eye circles included!! Your right, filled up faces often look older and strange too! Each to their own of course! Oh and good to hear you are happy with ALL your God given assets ha ha ha!! 😂❤stay safe…. Scary crime over there!!
I'd rather have a Penoplasty, than a Lower-Frontal-Labotomy. Thanks for including us, you rock like a true punk. Sorry I missed your sold out show on Saturday at the Improv, I look forward to seeing you speak on a comedy soap box, soon.
I always remember the words of the great late Norm Macdonald: "Note to self, remember, no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer." - Dirty Works
Oh BTW your coming to Sarasota FL in February I believe gonna try and get there I know how you love flying to Florida hehe hopefully you'll have a better landing chow
Lol, the Sago Palms are touchy. Very very slow growing. Mine get yellow at the bottom so I just trim the yellow off the bottom as they slowly grow. They don't like a lot of sun. They do better in partial shade and like you said not too much water. They are simply not a very hearty palm here in the Phoenix area. Probably do a little better in SoCal if that's where you are.
Orny you have to move. Move to any European country, New Zealand, Japan, Singapore . Canada has an increase in crime but nothing like in the US. US everyone has guns. I agree about cars and plastic surgery. People are too shallow! Intelligence and sense of humour is most important.
Never penoplasty but I recently had a bypass and when they removed the catheter from my penis it was deformed to resemble a baby manatee. Freaked me out. Thankfully it fully recovered about a week later.
@ornyadams ... for context, I'm a 49 year old, white male. Live in orange county, most likely make quite a bit more money than you do. Anyhow, I first heard about you through the movie/documentary "Comedian". Great movie, but I thought you were annoyed by everything, not funny and wildly overconfident. It was exhausting. Fast forward to about 3 days ago where I ran into you again from the Adam Carolla podcast. I thought to myself, "wow, this guy is still at it...thats ...a bit sad". But I went against my initial urge to skip that episode and gave you a shot. Well you had not changed. You were still annoyed by everything, still overconfident.... however... your comments were stealing the show. By the end of the podcast I was blown away. I had not laughed that much in a long time. Your annoyance with the world was refreshing as hell... and I wanted more. So I went and listened to one of your stand up vids (More than loud). Writing on water bottles, drinking out of hoses, idiot millennials... dude... The ONLY THING annoying to me now, is that I can not figure out why you're not huge. Yeah yeah, I know you were in some teen wolf show... but thats small potatoes. I have seen Seinfeld, Gaffigan an Brian Regan live.... and you are in this category... if not higher. In short, I'm a raging fan now... good work buddy... keep it up. Your still a young dude, im confident things will blow up (in a good way) for you any day... seriously.
I wonder if old dude killing his wife was a financial decision. Was she in poor health and they spent all their money on healthcare so she asked to be Kevorkianed and he didn’t have any money left so he opted to live rent free in jail?
That "Style" is the PERFECT classic vintage decor you'd expect to see in Big Yellow (aka Vintage 60's Shasta Travel Trailer). Orny could defend himself on this. He probably won't since he appears to have a kind heart, compassion, etc. and never sets out to intentionally offend/hurt someone. I greatly admire those traits as well as Ornys "style" to keep Big Yellows "Vintage Vibe" totally authentic. p. s. I'm not generally a Grammar N a z i and I take NO pride in my condescending response. With that said, before you criticize others you should learn the basics of differentiating between to & too. Have a wonderful day.
your awesome Orny..✌🏼🙏🏼❤️🇺🇸
You fricken crack me up!!😅😂❤ I could easily hang out with you everyday! I said the same thing when i was called in for Jury duty...lol and that fact that customer service basically doesnt exist anymore sucks sacks 😂
Dude is THE funniest comedian on the planet! Orny for President!
Who the hell wants that job! Thanks Robert. Have you ever seen one of my comedy shows?
Oh My God- this was so damned funny. The penis story was hilarious!
Ty Orny.
No orny you can absolutely fine doing your same bit every time we will still listen and come to see you!😊
Omg I murdered that sentence structure
Every time I hear the
Shingrix commercial I laugh. I can hear your comedy line “Shingrix is inside of you”. You are the funniest comedian. Hope one day you can come up to Vancouver Canada. 🇨🇦
I haven't watched all this yet but your killing it orny! I love the way you complain😂
So looking forward to seeing you next week at Improv in Schaumburg on Thursday. My son got us tickets for my Xmas present! We've been following you for years! Shout out my son, Matthew, next Thursday for being such a great son!
What a great son! See you next week. Say hi after the show in the lobby.
Dude , ive secretly been bindge watching all your comdey specials , pods casts and of course this one. Ive come to a conclusion that you are the Most underrated speaker,naturally funny comdedian out of everyone on your podcast. Just kidding ,of all under rated , you should be on Carollas daily , and no idea why JRE hasn't had you yet but it's coming...2035 is going to be your year..! I can see the future. ...thats me not being funny trying to be funny.
Not sure, maybe if the Miami aliens are real then i saw 2024 it happening. I'll be at your next show when you're in the SF bay area (sf,sac) cobbs ,punchline lets go
Orny, you don’t need to change a hair on your head, your just lovely as you are, eye circles included!! Your right, filled up faces often look older and strange too! Each to their own of course! Oh and good to hear you are happy with ALL your God given assets ha ha ha!! 😂❤stay safe…. Scary crime over there!!
I'd rather have a Penoplasty, than a Lower-Frontal-Labotomy. Thanks for including us, you rock like a true punk. Sorry I missed your sold out show on Saturday at the Improv, I look forward to seeing you speak on a comedy soap box, soon.
I always remember the words of the great late Norm Macdonald:
"Note to self, remember, no matter how bad life gets, there's always beer." - Dirty Works
Oh BTW your coming to Sarasota FL in February I believe gonna try and get there I know how you love flying to Florida hehe hopefully you'll have a better landing chow
Love this guy!!
Orny is so fast he challenges, with apparent ease, Adam Carolla.
Very few come close to this
Lol, the Sago Palms are touchy. Very very slow growing. Mine get yellow at the bottom so I just trim the yellow off the bottom as they slowly grow. They don't like a lot of sun. They do better in partial shade and like you said not too much water. They are simply not a very hearty palm here in the Phoenix area. Probably do a little better in SoCal if that's where you are.
I commend Mary for fighting back
Orny you have to move. Move to any European country, New Zealand, Japan, Singapore . Canada has an increase in crime but nothing like in the US. US everyone has guns. I agree about cars and plastic surgery. People are too shallow! Intelligence and sense of humour is most important.
What up Orn Dog!!
Never penoplasty but I recently had a bypass and when they removed the catheter from my penis it was deformed to resemble a baby manatee. Freaked me out. Thankfully it fully recovered about a week later.
OH LORD!
Hello, Orny XO from The ATL 🍑
@ornyadams ... for context, I'm a 49 year old, white male. Live in orange county, most likely make quite a bit more money than you do. Anyhow, I first heard about you through the movie/documentary "Comedian". Great movie, but I thought you were annoyed by everything, not funny and wildly overconfident. It was exhausting.
Fast forward to about 3 days ago where I ran into you again from the Adam Carolla podcast. I thought to myself, "wow, this guy is still at it...thats ...a bit sad". But I went against my initial urge to skip that episode and gave you a shot.
Well you had not changed. You were still annoyed by everything, still overconfident.... however... your comments were stealing the show. By the end of the podcast I was blown away. I had not laughed that much in a long time. Your annoyance with the world was refreshing as hell... and I wanted more.
So I went and listened to one of your stand up vids (More than loud). Writing on water bottles, drinking out of hoses, idiot millennials... dude...
The ONLY THING annoying to me now, is that I can not figure out why you're not huge. Yeah yeah, I know you were in some teen wolf show... but thats small potatoes. I have seen Seinfeld, Gaffigan an Brian Regan live.... and you are in this category... if not higher. In short, I'm a raging fan now... good work buddy... keep it up. Your still a young dude, im confident things will blow up (in a good way) for you any day... seriously.
I wonder if old dude killing his wife was a financial decision. Was she in poor health and they spent all their money on healthcare so she asked to be Kevorkianed and he didn’t have any money left so he opted to live rent free in jail?
Dick Siemen really 😅
Perfection alludes you? Style does to with those curtains and that little pink bird behind you LOL
That "Style" is the PERFECT classic vintage decor you'd expect to see in Big Yellow (aka Vintage 60's Shasta Travel Trailer).
Orny could defend himself on this.
He probably won't since he appears to have a kind heart, compassion, etc. and never sets out to intentionally offend/hurt someone.
I greatly admire those traits as well as Ornys "style" to keep Big Yellows "Vintage Vibe" totally authentic.
p. s. I'm not generally a Grammar
N a z i and I take NO pride in my condescending response. With that said, before you criticize others you should learn the basics of differentiating between to & too.
Have a wonderful day.