[1088] MASSIVE Altor SAF ("Strong as F***”) Bike U-Lock Picked

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  • @Legendarial
    @Legendarial 3 года назад +10639

    "Before we even start picking, I can tell you the chances of this being picked on the street, are essentially zero." greatest praise from LPL I've ever heard

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 3 года назад +555

      It’s like Gordan Ramsay telling you your food looks or tastes amazing

    • @Jearper
      @Jearper 3 года назад +308

      @@PikachuComments No no it's the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay saying "well that was not half bad", you just take your praise nod and walk away lol.

    • @MINIMAN10000
      @MINIMAN10000 3 года назад +40

      The weird thing is... physical security seems to be security through obscurity. With the right tools you're just choosing a few numbers which can be figured out and bam done. In the world of computers it's a unique number where each number means nothing unless you have the full set resulting in the inability to solve it. Physical security doesn't seem to have that and it's perplexing.

    • @MessOfThings
      @MessOfThings 3 года назад +3

      That's going to be the new name of this lock.

    • @valentijnsnelder4684
      @valentijnsnelder4684 2 года назад +16

      It won't get picked on the street because you're not supposed to bring it with you 😜

  • @NameNaameNameeNaamee
    @NameNaameNameeNaamee 3 года назад +12713

    If your lock sends the LPL down to the garage for a few hours, you nailed it.

    • @elinetzer1577
      @elinetzer1577 3 года назад +53

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 3 года назад +904

      I just imagine the manufacturer crew sweating, watching this video, and then they start cheering and hugging each other like in a space mission film.

    • @blackopal3138
      @blackopal3138 3 года назад +15

      @@s3dchr ??? Y? Their baby just got destroyed.

    • @gatsbyexpress
      @gatsbyexpress 3 года назад +333

      Because their lock meets his extremely high standard and respect compared to the pile of easily pickable ones out there making bold claims they can’t back up

    • @thorham1346
      @thorham1346 3 года назад +204

      @@blackopal3138 Only after spending a few hours making a specialized tool.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 4 года назад +6870

    You heard it right, LPL's desk is far more dangerous than the streets.

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +113

      Not to mention his armory

    • @popsicleman1834
      @popsicleman1834 4 года назад +68

      It's literally lock hell

    • @zickykane5206
      @zickykane5206 4 года назад +45

      For a lock, there be no place more dangerous.

    • @AiOinc1
      @AiOinc1 4 года назад +11

      @@zickykane5206 What about his garage? That vice is surely a more dangerous look for them than just his desk.

    • @kinderjoker
      @kinderjoker 4 года назад +1

      This is a pretty funny comment. 👏

  • @IgorRyltsev
    @IgorRyltsev 3 года назад +4019

    The only problem is my bike is cheaper than this lock 🔐 😆

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 3 года назад +44

      hello verified man with more subscribers

    • @Hawk89gt
      @Hawk89gt 3 года назад +82

      And it weighs more than my bike…

    • @BirkinIdk
      @BirkinIdk 3 года назад +51

      i feel like this would be good for someone that has a super expensive bike but can't bring it inside.

    • @1119benjamin
      @1119benjamin 3 года назад +23

      The lock costing more than the bike doesn't mean you can't use it. How much is a stolen bike worth compared to one that is secured? That is the value of your lock/security system. The most secure bike is the cheapest (worst) bike with the most expensive (best) lock!

    • @velizarmitrev7510
      @velizarmitrev7510 3 года назад +66

      Yea, at this point the thieves will be better off sawing through the bike and stealing the lock. 😆

  • @JoneZ736
    @JoneZ736 4 года назад +21062

    They would steal the lock instead of my bike

    • @RAREFORMDESIGNS
      @RAREFORMDESIGNS 4 года назад +345

      I was going to say that........but I knew someone probably already said it. Ha ha

    • @Pronchonche
      @Pronchonche 4 года назад +170

      You're thinking of using this for a non-motor bike ?

    • @Fine_i_set_the_handle
      @Fine_i_set_the_handle 4 года назад +766

      cuts bike in half with angle grinder to steal lock

    • @Kartenhouse
      @Kartenhouse 4 года назад +126

      Funny story, that actually happened to me a few days ago.

    • @brazeiar9672
      @brazeiar9672 4 года назад +16

      Thanks to the cashless scrap metal act that shouldn't be a problem :) Otherwise yeah, just steal the lock and sell the metal.

  • @xpatzorsx
    @xpatzorsx 4 года назад +22179

    "The chances of this being picked on the street are essentially zero."
    At the Altor factory floor, an alarm goes off, sirens ring out. Men hug, tears of joy stream down their faces. Bottles of champagne pop, the factory becomes a post Super Bowl victory locker room party.

    • @rerun578
      @rerun578 4 года назад +1325

      ...and confetti streams from the ceiling...

    • @GustafXI
      @GustafXI 4 года назад +1143

      the celebration can be heard from several blocks away

    • @thegravyboat420
      @thegravyboat420 4 года назад +1042

      Blimps, bands, the entire company gets 1 month paid vacation

    • @Gman240
      @Gman240 4 года назад +932

      Meanwhile, at the local stock exchange, investors are shocked to see this company's stock rising so fast, and they sell their homes to buy it.

    • @yvan2218
      @yvan2218 4 года назад +515

      But of course 1 meter apart since they practice social distancing given that they are a responsible company

  • @EliasKaydanius
    @EliasKaydanius 4 года назад +5148

    "The biggest and heaviest bicycle U-lock made in the world"
    well, it does look kinda big i guess..
    *Hand moves on screen*
    HOLY HELL

    • @notTheDutchBoy
      @notTheDutchBoy 4 года назад +57

      Same here

    • @raymondwu9506
      @raymondwu9506 4 года назад +160

      looks like a small chonky lock until anything else is shown next to it

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf 4 года назад +13

      yeah, exactly.

    • @teardowndan5364
      @teardowndan5364 4 года назад +29

      Yup, didn't really have a sense of scale until then. Too bad it still got picked just as fast as anything else that is better than a MasterLock once LPL came back from his garage with his home-made tool.

    • @Rwededyet
      @Rwededyet 4 года назад +32

      I was wondering why it had such dinky little keys until his hand came in

  • @Dakurar
    @Dakurar 3 года назад +1385

    This guy really crafts his own tools like a videogame protagonist going down a tech tree.

    • @Karboooo
      @Karboooo 3 года назад +36

      bronze age unlocked

    • @captainfry245
      @captainfry245 2 года назад +5

      he invented the unbreakable lockpick

    • @supermegadong7597
      @supermegadong7597 2 года назад

      I think you are projecting what you like into the video

    • @Dakurar
      @Dakurar 2 года назад +10

      @@supermegadong7597 No dawg he literally did that.

    • @supermegadong7597
      @supermegadong7597 2 года назад +3

      @@Dakurar yes but you like a lot of people online always compare real events with video games it’s pretty cringe like those guys who go “woah just like GTA””dude he’s filing his taxes like GTA”

  • @jacobbest8533
    @jacobbest8533 3 года назад +14250

    "My desk is not the street" The sheer power in this statement alone is incredible

    • @josephmonrroy1877
      @josephmonrroy1877 3 года назад +88

      Left me shook!

    • @brokeandtired
      @brokeandtired 3 года назад +510

      Finally a lock company that actually get gives a f***. The fact it requires a specialist tool only made by one man, makes this worth the 300 Dollars as a home lock.

    • @heart0fthedrag0n
      @heart0fthedrag0n 3 года назад +59

      @@MoulayC.-qv3rn left me wet

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 года назад +43

      He's streets ahead

    • @shadowmountainexp
      @shadowmountainexp 3 года назад +20

      the skreetz is my desk blap blap skkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

  • @baguazhang2
    @baguazhang2 3 года назад +5813

    "Due to overwhelming demand, the SAF Lock is currently out of stock and is back ordered until December". I'd guess this video was one of the reasons they're sold out.

    • @wileecoyote5749
      @wileecoyote5749 3 года назад +240

      They only have 5 in stock at a time.

    • @pauliiizweipunktnull
      @pauliiizweipunktnull 3 года назад +504

      @@wileecoyote5749 that's because those locks are that massive. Black holes are generally considered unsafe.

    • @Zantetsu13
      @Zantetsu13 3 года назад +604

      It takes time to melt down a whole bike and turn it into a lock.

    • @PanduPoluan
      @PanduPoluan 3 года назад +40

      @@pauliiizweipunktnull ... "Black holes are" I totally lost it there 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bloxer9563
      @bloxer9563 3 года назад +2

      @@Zantetsu13 huh

  • @TheMrVerbal
    @TheMrVerbal 3 года назад +6129

    "one person in the world makes a tool that can pick this, and he makes them by hand." So I went out to the shed for seven hours and made my own....

    • @Dzurky
      @Dzurky 3 года назад +563

      the flexing with this one is strong

    • @goodvillain2962
      @goodvillain2962 3 года назад +304

      i thought it was going to be bosnian bill.

    • @avman2cl
      @avman2cl 3 года назад +39

      That's usually how it goes

    • @sr-tn6gl
      @sr-tn6gl 3 года назад +205

      his skills at maiking tools are as impressive as his lockpicking skills. This tool is absolutely perfect.

    • @A.Clifton
      @A.Clifton 3 года назад +181

      It looks like a professional grade tool, even. This man is not to be underestimated lol.

  • @MessOfThings
    @MessOfThings 3 года назад +635

    That's not a bike lock, that is how you lock a cargo ship to the dock.

    • @Rujewitblood
      @Rujewitblood Год назад +4

      All right for a motorbike lock I guess, since you don't feel the weight

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Год назад +6

      just cut off the part that the lock is attached to dont bother trying to pick or cut the lock

    • @Fella_friend
      @Fella_friend Год назад

      @@Geckoreoor saw off the body that’s it’s connected to and repair it later

    • @Geckoreo
      @Geckoreo Год назад

      @@Fella_friend either i dont understand what your saying or you just said what i meant

    • @preferableyoutuber5481
      @preferableyoutuber5481 Год назад

      ​@@Fella_friend Are you speaking from experience 😂

  • @JokerSleuth
    @JokerSleuth 3 года назад +8566

    "That doesn't look that big"
    *Hand comes into frame*
    "...that's a giant lock"

    • @NiftySquares
      @NiftySquares 3 года назад +155

      Where does that even fit without warping some part on a bike?

    • @22beesjustvibin67
      @22beesjustvibin67 3 года назад +151

      @no u this lock is used to lock up God's bike

    • @ArthurKhazbs
      @ArthurKhazbs 3 года назад +193

      Big black lock

    • @ezriderzzr7104
      @ezriderzzr7104 3 года назад +8

      That was a WTF!! moment.

    • @shubham4845
      @shubham4845 3 года назад +3

      @@ArthurKhazbs 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @patchesm
    @patchesm 4 года назад +5490

    "There are literally two people I know of that could pick this lock in less time than someone cutting through the bike rack, and I'm one of those people" is the safest I've ever felt.

    • @satxcho
      @satxcho 4 года назад +105

      What if the thief notices this on the street watches the video as a tutorial?

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 4 года назад +594

      @@satxcho If they then go and make the necessary tool by hand (note LPL did not describe it at all), then practise for hundreds of hours, I think they deserve to get the bike.
      This guy is so highly skilled he makes almost impossible feats look easy.

    • @Qingeaton
      @Qingeaton 4 года назад +121

      @@dielaughing73 Like watching a pro on guitar playing a piece of junk and making it sound good.

    • @ExTechOp
      @ExTechOp 4 года назад +28

      I was lucky enough to get a demo yesterday from Jaakko F. on opening Abloy locks, so I'd say he's a third one. But indeed, picking is a very uncommon way to attack a lock in real life.

    • @svis6888
      @svis6888 4 года назад +9

      @@dielaughing73 Did you said that if someone learns how to pick and make its own tool he deserves to have what he picks? Like if he picks a bike he deserves the bike??? Really??? Or I just misunderstood? Because all I understand for now is that you can steal things if you learn how to pick and make you own tools...

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k 4 года назад +3225

    LPL: takes 1 and a half minutes to pick the lock
    Altor bike locks: I see this as an absolute win

    • @sithlordzach8418
      @sithlordzach8418 4 года назад +371

      1 and a half minutes to pick, and uncounted hours designing and fabricating a custom tool.

    • @Andy-Mesa
      @Andy-Mesa 3 года назад +98

      Indeed, it really took several hours to pick if you include fabrication time, and who knows how much research before that.

    • @M90thYou
      @M90thYou 3 года назад +63

      And that was someone who had the opportunity to look at the key to design the tool.

    • @zilvoxidgod
      @zilvoxidgod 3 года назад +60

      It took him 61and 1/2 minutes because he spent an hour making this pick. If the LPL needs his workshop to open this, it's pick proof.

    • @venturoes1912
      @venturoes1912 3 года назад +10

      @@sithlordzach8418 I mean, try picking a lock for 1 and a half minutes on the side of the road lol, by the time you are done you will have gotten caught several times..

  • @dave-in-nj9393
    @dave-in-nj9393 3 года назад +356

    there's only one person in the world who has the needed tool
    a few hours later, there are two.

    • @JonXuereb
      @JonXuereb Год назад +4

      Was it a doctor who sonic screwdriver reference?

    • @tendividedbysix4835
      @tendividedbysix4835 Год назад

      I thought that too haha, but no, it's a legit lockpicking dude who shares the name. @@JonXuereb

  • @StardustRains
    @StardustRains 4 года назад +2065

    No pick, so he made his own
    Of course
    Why would I ever expect any less

    • @NutjobGTO
      @NutjobGTO 4 года назад +1

      OF COURSE! ... Great, now I wanna see LPL as Raul Julia's Bison

    • @PjD-pk1fg
      @PjD-pk1fg 4 года назад +1

      He's a genius.

    • @scottcrawford3745
      @scottcrawford3745 4 года назад +30

      And for a homemade/ handmade pick, it's absolutely Beautiful!!! Stunning piece of brass hardware..!

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 4 года назад +15

      I'd like to see a video of him creating the pick.

    • @tomasgoes
      @tomasgoes 4 года назад +8

      On only a few hours, may I remind you.
      And it is prettier than any other picker you will ever find.

  • @DavidFrostbite
    @DavidFrostbite 4 года назад +9224

    _"Theres only one tool in the world that can pick this"_
    Whoah, is this going to be hard?
    _"SO I MADE ONE IN MY GARAGE"_
    Ah. There it is.

    • @romusa10
      @romusa10 4 года назад +152

      I had the same reaction but i saw the video only about 4 minutes lol

    • @jacobfaller6406
      @jacobfaller6406 4 года назад +158

      I'm impressed he mad either in the garage. It looks so good like it was machined

    • @rtyboy
      @rtyboy 4 года назад +135

      @@jacobfaller6406 I think he does have some machining experience and work stations at his home, not sure if that's how you say those things but I'm not really knowledgeable about the topic

    • @redrickschuhart3836
      @redrickschuhart3836 3 года назад +260

      @@rtyboy Lawyer, gun enthusiast, pro lockpick, and knows his way around tools... LPL and Joerg Sprave are definitely in my zombie survival team

    • @何正尹
      @何正尹 3 года назад +91

      @@redrickschuhart3836 Jim Jefferies once made a snide comment about gun owners. "None of you give a shit about home security. None of you go to home security conventions. None of you read Padlock Monthly. None of you have a Facebook picture of you behind a secure door going, “Fucking yeah!”
      Now we have LPL, who literally stand BEHIND a secure door going 'and as always, have a nice day, thank you.'

  • @nemiesis
    @nemiesis 4 года назад +3446

    I didnt see how big the thing actually was until his hand moved in the shot. Damn

    • @MrXtacle
      @MrXtacle 4 года назад +46

      Same! It jolted me a little when it came into view!

    • @billionai4871
      @billionai4871 4 года назад +29

      I only understood when he brought out the other bike lock

    • @burriedlight
      @burriedlight 4 года назад +16

      I taught that oh its just a little bad lock like some other bad bike locks but when i saw his hand i was like Ok Ok Ok Ok dat big boi lock

    • @TheGerudan
      @TheGerudan 4 года назад +36

      Yeah, I was like "Damn, those are some small keys...OH MY GOD!"

    • @novadestroyerthesundestroy890
      @novadestroyerthesundestroy890 4 года назад

      I know right

  • @yeetusdeletus8565
    @yeetusdeletus8565 3 года назад +564

    So how do we defend against angle grinders?
    ALTOR: *Just make the shackle too big for angle grinders to cut through it*

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 3 года назад +79

      The aluminum is actually the best part about it. It'll completely destroy an angle grinder, ruin the blade of any saw, and is too big for any bolt cutter to get through. It'd be like trying to eat a jawbreaker you can't even fit in your mouth.

    • @kjfuson92
      @kjfuson92 3 года назад +14

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut it wont destroy the grinder, and there are aluminum cutting wheels.
      Granted, youd still need a big one, and a few of em, but it could be done.
      But is it worth it?

    • @balmorrablue3130
      @balmorrablue3130 2 года назад +13

      @@kjfuson92 forget is it worth it do you have enough time? I mean that’s gonna take a while and be really really obvious surely someone will run you off or call the cops lol

    • @iansediting
      @iansediting 2 года назад +21

      @@kjfuson92 That's the whole thing with theft protection. Don't be the easy target.

    • @AlejandroMonteagudo
      @AlejandroMonteagudo 2 года назад +2

      I have out-brute-forced your brute forcd

  • @sharonsabu365
    @sharonsabu365 4 года назад +8688

    Lock: costs $300
    My bike: costs $80
    Me: Profit

    • @harryriches1225
      @harryriches1225 4 года назад +143

      Shazza Boi big s t o n k s

    • @ratnakarsurya3043
      @ratnakarsurya3043 4 года назад +594

      Using bike to secure ur lock.

    • @NonsenseTreasure
      @NonsenseTreasure 4 года назад +189

      I would break the bike to steal the lock

    • @ethancushing3398
      @ethancushing3398 4 года назад +32

      Nugroho W. Sadly a 3000 dollar bike still would weigh around 20-17 pounds you’re looking at 10k plus for a bike that light source: work at a bike shop

    • @pixel8596
      @pixel8596 4 года назад +6

      stonks

  • @Denis-the-menass
    @Denis-the-menass 4 года назад +3716

    Imagine buying ultra-light carbon bike and attaching this thick boy to it

    • @suiblade.
      @suiblade. 4 года назад +71

      Imagine carrying it

    • @fallbranch
      @fallbranch 4 года назад +427

      Imagine a thief taking the lock and leaving the bike.

    • @stevek8829
      @stevek8829 4 года назад +114

      In the Netherlands where everyone rides a bike, bike thieves keep all bike weights equal. This because the lighter and more expensive the bicycle the heavier the lock.

    • @breadiboo
      @breadiboo 4 года назад +26

      thicc*

    • @tomkandy
      @tomkandy 4 года назад +123

      Sheldon Brown used to joke that all bikes weighed 30 pounds - you either got a 28 pound bike with a 2 pound lock, or a 20 pound bike with a 10 pound lock.

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 4 года назад +6107

    LPL: "Disc detainer core"
    Everyone: "Say the words!"
    LPL: "I don't have a tool that can pick this."
    Everyone: D:

    • @marshallfischer3667
      @marshallfischer3667 4 года назад +815

      That must have been this lock companies happiest day ever.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 4 года назад +282

      I'm gonna use the tool that no Bosnian Bill but I will make in my garage.

    • @neoplan6116
      @neoplan6116 4 года назад +180

      @@marshallfischer3667
      Altor CEO has a big grin in his face
      LPLs garage enters the room...
      CEO "uuurrgggg...."😂

    • @swatmajor1
      @swatmajor1 4 года назад +169

      SAF: "Oh, you are approaching me?"
      LPL Garage: "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer."

    • @penfold-55
      @penfold-55 4 года назад +22

      Why won't that took pick it open?

  • @Draghtnim
    @Draghtnim 3 года назад +194

    his house is like the starter mission of a thief game, where you get all the tools to see how they work

    • @TheFlyingNostril
      @TheFlyingNostril 2 года назад +10

      His house is also the last stage of the game, where you return after completing everything only to find that you become the old man that trains the next young thief.

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 2 года назад +6

      @@TheFlyingNostril It also serves as the final boss to break into, only to reach an empty house and the realization that you must take up the mantle as the next old man

  • @anperson8329
    @anperson8329 4 года назад +6656

    I checked their website and the company that makes this actually does refer back to this video.

    • @itsthatguywolfi3307
      @itsthatguywolfi3307 4 года назад +1525

      Because if the lockpicking lawyer says its a yes then you are bacically accepted by god (Not english so dont be mean bout my spelling)

    • @fort809
      @fort809 4 года назад +439

      ItsThatGuyWolfi your comment has perfect grammar, bruh what

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 4 года назад +294

      @@fort809 "you are *_bacically_* accepted by god" but yeah, his grammar is great. My native language is English, and I probably spell words worse than him.

    • @IceX92
      @IceX92 4 года назад +301

      This is one of the rare video that LPL praise the lock. So it's definitely an achievement

    • @bobkaster1
      @bobkaster1 4 года назад +110

      I mean, when I look at a lock the first thing I do is check to see if LPL has picked it.

  • @emiltettli8253
    @emiltettli8253 4 года назад +5172

    Imagine being the one kid at school that uses this lock on his locker

    • @bwaaaaaaaaa
      @bwaaaaaaaaa 4 года назад +96

      that would be hilarious

    • @owenclough7156
      @owenclough7156 4 года назад +228

      it wouldnt even fit through the loop is has to go through

    • @carkindozin
      @carkindozin 4 года назад +212

      Theyd have better luck just punching the door

    • @Rabushikku
      @Rabushikku 4 года назад +41

      Owen Clough woooosh

    • @pannenkoekspek
      @pannenkoekspek 4 года назад +72

      Death giveaway you are the school weed dealer.

  • @Minirow
    @Minirow 4 года назад +2847

    2023: "So the bike rack and bike lock are both insanely tough, so in this case it's easier to just cut through the planet."

    • @rdizzy1
      @rdizzy1 4 года назад +97

      Cut through the bike frame, remove the center piece you cut through, then weld it back on when you get home.

    • @JasonZakrajsek
      @JasonZakrajsek 4 года назад +15

      rdizzy1 That would remove any value the bike has though.

    • @amaryllisnightingale6309
      @amaryllisnightingale6309 4 года назад +86

      @@JasonZakrajsek not the value of the lock though 🧠

    • @pk10006
      @pk10006 4 года назад +96

      @@amaryllisnightingale6309 Welcome to 2020, we steal the lock and leave the bike.

    • @ARSaVaGE2626
      @ARSaVaGE2626 4 года назад

      @@JasonZakrajsek Well maybe you just want to use it yourself, then it doesn't matter...

  • @richardmorris8902
    @richardmorris8902 3 года назад +209

    Ok. Not gonna lie, he said he contacted "Matt Smith in the UK" and my first thought was, "Oh shit! He's breaking out the sonic screwdriver!"🤣😂

  • @TheMewgen
    @TheMewgen 3 года назад +4222

    Holy shit this is the only time I've ever heard him say a lock was good.

    • @edlaralara
      @edlaralara 3 года назад +70

      but is masive and i dont think you can lock the bike to thick poles or whatever

    • @robertkesselring
      @robertkesselring 3 года назад +76

      He's also had good things to say about Bowley

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 3 года назад +16

      @@edlaralara It's prolly good for motor bikes

    • @trban8r
      @trban8r 3 года назад +6

      Look at Bowley and the ERA Fortress

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone 3 года назад +50

      It's secure, but you wouldn't want to have to carry this damn thing on the go and it costs hundreds of dollars. For its purpose of locking up an expensive bike at home, it works, but you probably want to use something lighter to carry with your bike, like a Kryptonite U-lock with a reasonably good core.

  • @handlessuck589
    @handlessuck589 4 года назад +5955

    * video starts *
    Oh hey that looks pretty normal-
    * hand moves in *
    *WTF*

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 4 года назад +167

      Guest starring Donald Trump!

    • @sweslac
      @sweslac 4 года назад +89

      I had the same reaction. OMG honey I shrank LPLs hands!

    • @PlayMoGame
      @PlayMoGame 4 года назад +3

      *SAF (lol)

    • @doyougetit9341
      @doyougetit9341 4 года назад +3

      yeah exactly

    • @sarou3457
      @sarou3457 4 года назад

      ahahaha

  • @androidrandom9979
    @androidrandom9979 4 года назад +1175

    "I emerged several hours later" ... with this IRON MAN SUIT made in CAVE with a BOX OF SCRAPS

    • @denniskennedyjr.9128
      @denniskennedyjr.9128 4 года назад +1

      AndroidRandom haha

    • @mast3734
      @mast3734 4 года назад +41

      “LPL MADE THIS TOOL IN A GARAGE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS.”

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 4 года назад +19

      "I'm sorry, I am not LPL"

    • @whoami1449
      @whoami1449 4 года назад +6

      Best scene in whole marvel universe

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 4 года назад

      And I am Lock Picking Lawyer Man. [snap]

  • @PteropusAlecto
    @PteropusAlecto 3 года назад +43

    I started the video and thought "that's a big lock" and then his hand came into the shot and it was like 3 times bigger than I originally thought.

    • @TalonPro
      @TalonPro 3 года назад

      You know, she never said that.

  • @peelzboyplays6089
    @peelzboyplays6089 4 года назад +1773

    LPL: "The chances of this lock being picked on the streets is virtually 0"
    Altor: "We did it, boys! We finally got him!"

  • @youtubesnamingpolicysucks
    @youtubesnamingpolicysucks 4 года назад +1443

    "No tool for this...."
    6 months later.........
    "This is the pick Matt Smith and I made, it's now available from Sparrows."

    • @4kirb
      @4kirb 4 года назад +54

      Matt Smith went several years not showing this tool to the public, very unlikely to share the design with sparrows.

    • @tintim2230
      @tintim2230 4 года назад +33

      Is Matt Smith doctor who

    • @Arthad
      @Arthad 4 года назад +25

      @@tintim2230 had the exact same thought when he said it's matt smith and he's from uk

    • @4kirb
      @4kirb 4 года назад +7

      @@Arthad online username is huxleypig69 he has yt vids

    • @TheRobotAssassin
      @TheRobotAssassin 4 года назад +17

      Arthad he used his sonic screwdriver to pick the lock!🤣

  • @maddogames
    @maddogames 4 года назад +2281

    The titanic called, it wants it's anchor back.

    • @alexandruirimia4147
      @alexandruirimia4147 4 года назад +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Vladimir_Kv
      @Vladimir_Kv 4 года назад +22

      Titanic crew called, they want their pantry lock back.

    • @apotato8076
      @apotato8076 4 года назад +92

      I think the Titanic is it's own anchor by now...

    • @David-jt9nt
      @David-jt9nt 4 года назад +19

      @@apotato8076 ouch

    • @bibbytenbillion
      @bibbytenbillion 4 года назад +23

      @Writer B.L. Alley i mean hasn't it been a hundred years at least

  • @workout9594
    @workout9594 3 года назад +51

    Holy shit the second your hand came on screen made me realise truly how MASSIVE the lock is

  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 4 года назад +3208

    Okay Altor, you've made your point. Now put that core in something we can actually use.

    • @brunobucciarati834
      @brunobucciarati834 4 года назад +73

      Exactly

    • @altorlocks
      @altorlocks 4 года назад +1095

      We are open to suggestions

    • @trevjackson4276
      @trevjackson4276 4 года назад +338

      @@altorlocks what a boss response

    • @user-xn8ku5tl7t
      @user-xn8ku5tl7t 4 года назад +145

      @@altorlocks a 15kg pad lock

    • @npc6817
      @npc6817 4 года назад +236

      @@altorlocks a bike lock that doesn't cost more than the average bike could be a good starting point

  • @carltonbanks1439
    @carltonbanks1439 4 года назад +1437

    Recommended by the LPL, sales goes through the roof.

    • @ForeverMan
      @ForeverMan 4 года назад +44

      at that price ? dont think so

    • @FergyB20
      @FergyB20 4 года назад +2

      I think he ment the new tool?

    • @wileecoyote5749
      @wileecoyote5749 4 года назад

      Maybe in the next month or two as views pick up maybe 1 or 2 sales.

    • @jonathonbridges9625
      @jonathonbridges9625 4 года назад +22

      You think folks who can afford a bike worthy of that care about the price?😂

    • @bertjedekat
      @bertjedekat 4 года назад +9

      If your bike is like 5k this is an okay lock i guess for the price

  • @gerickollarena
    @gerickollarena 4 года назад +2797

    LPL: "The chances of this being picked on the street is basically zero"
    Altor HQ: "Sir, our sales suddently tripled!"

    • @ferociousmaliciousghost
      @ferociousmaliciousghost 4 года назад +92

      Me: **Looking at my almost empty bank account**

    • @AlbertLebel
      @AlbertLebel 4 года назад +19

      Gericko Llarena Yes, I must try one but I probably can’t afford it.

    • @rafijoarder
      @rafijoarder 4 года назад +39

      I wouldnt think they sold as many in the first place but after this vid, some more sells should actually triple it.

    • @pokeygalaxy
      @pokeygalaxy 4 года назад +44

      LPL sells me on locks. I only buy what he says is good.

    • @shreyasaaron5438
      @shreyasaaron5438 4 года назад +3

      *suddenly

  • @Superfluous.
    @Superfluous. 3 года назад +50

    "Just cut the bike frame instead. We can weld it later."
    - Every thief faced with this chunk of metal, ever.

    • @averageoutdoorsmannz2015
      @averageoutdoorsmannz2015 3 года назад +4

      enter electric bike with battery stored in the frame, followed by excessive sparks and a fire that doesn't go out for days.

    • @FernandoHernandez-jw4yy
      @FernandoHernandez-jw4yy 3 года назад +1

      Good luck with that if the frame is aluminium or carbon.

    • @TheFlyingNostril
      @TheFlyingNostril 2 года назад +1

      faced with this lock I could see a thief simply destroy the bike out of spite.

    • @howard5755
      @howard5755 2 года назад

      I'd be the petty fucker that steals your seat. Have fun with that.

  • @playgroundchooser
    @playgroundchooser 4 года назад +404

    An ultra rare lock that LPL likes. It's huge, strong, and expensive. It has a core so unique LPL had to make his own tool to open it.
    *Video is still under 10 minutes!*

    • @matthewr6148
      @matthewr6148 4 года назад +30

      To be fair, he didn't show any of the process for how he made the pick. That probably took a while.

    • @stuartd9741
      @stuartd9741 4 года назад +11

      Still impressive he was able to make the tool.
      In a relatively short period of time.

    • @4kirb
      @4kirb 4 года назад +11

      Correction, the tool design is based on and very close to identical to HuxleyPig69 / Matt Smith, it's not his tool.

    • @austinm.9832
      @austinm.9832 4 года назад

      @@awdksdlsjd no he made it himself based off Matt's pick.

  • @Byebyekitty98
    @Byebyekitty98 4 года назад +1692

    When he said “my desk is not the street,” I felt that

    • @bob15479
      @bob15479 4 года назад +28

      That hit different

    • @NoNORADon911
      @NoNORADon911 4 года назад +29

      I spilled some beer on the floor for my dead homies.

    • @thomasmcelroy5785
      @thomasmcelroy5785 3 года назад +1

      it was the understatement of the year

  • @smaller_cathedrals
    @smaller_cathedrals 3 года назад +2282

    I love how casually he slides in the fact that instead of cutting the lock, thieves could more easily just cut down the bike rack. (And then take the bike to a shop where more appropriate tools are available.)
    Goes to show, a chain is only as strong as its weakest link.

    • @UnknownGamer40464
      @UnknownGamer40464 3 года назад +213

      take a bike to a bike shop with a lock attached...
      I feel like that's a huge red flag.

    • @nutbastard
      @nutbastard 3 года назад +292

      @@UnknownGamer40464 Not a real shop. A chop shop.

    • @nullmark5429
      @nullmark5429 3 года назад +36

      Well, even given a rack or anything alike which can't be cut easily (maybe one works in an evil overlords lair and somehow has a high pressure OF2 pipe to lock the bike onto), just cutting the bikes frame is still an option. I mean, a bike worth enough to justify such a lock is probably worth enough to do so just to sell the parts.

    • @Guffy1990
      @Guffy1990 3 года назад +52

      @@nullmark5429 They're usually galvanized steel. Nothing fancy. In fact, pretty easy to cut. Not sure where they'd make a tungsten carbide bike rack, or why you need oxygen difluride involved. The bikes' frame is still going to be the most expensive part, what's the point cutting the frame when everything else is still easy enough to take off either with a quick release, or a small spanner?

    • @noxious89123
      @noxious89123 3 года назад +37

      Yup! A company called Almax makes "uncroppable" chains for securing motorcycles. However, if you don't chain it to something immovable, the theives just pick your motorcycle up and put it in a van ;_;

  • @HiImKangarou
    @HiImKangarou 3 года назад +388

    At that point, it's easier to just mug the owner.
    "You'll never break my bike lock."
    "Damn you're right. Guess I'll just stab you and steal the key."
    "Wait-"

    • @nurrahmanpurwanto2976
      @nurrahmanpurwanto2976 3 года назад +9

      *stab!* *stab!*

    • @Lazarus7000
      @Lazarus7000 3 года назад +21

      In the world of computer security, this is called "Rubber hose cryptography" -i.e. you hit the guy with a rubber hose until he tells you the password or w/e you need to get in.

    • @DevilsVideos1
      @DevilsVideos1 3 года назад +11

      @@Lazarus7000 There's an alternative referred to as "thermorectal cryptoanalysis". Guess what it's about :)

    • @todddouglass870
      @todddouglass870 3 года назад +3

      @
      Hi I'm Kangarou! A common theme in KXCD comics (comics for nerds) is how a $20 pipe wrench can beat most any computer security system! Similar concept.

    • @thepip3599
      @thepip3599 3 года назад +4

      @@todddouglass870 Do you mean XKCD comics?

  • @yeahhyouvish
    @yeahhyouvish 4 года назад +1550

    If you hit that thing on somebody's head, they're probably gonna die.

    • @coldnapalmFJ
      @coldnapalmFJ 4 года назад +7

      Like a hammer

    • @FokkerBoombass
      @FokkerBoombass 4 года назад +133

      Antifa's #1 choice.

    • @duffpaddy3996
      @duffpaddy3996 4 года назад +4

      That's not what she said

    • @MrHitmancheg
      @MrHitmancheg 4 года назад +57

      @@FokkerBoombass please, those wusses won't even be able to lift the damn thing.

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 года назад +28

      Berkeley wants to: *know your location*

  • @magicmagicman
    @magicmagicman 4 года назад +1617

    When the lock is more expensive and bigger than the thing its locking up.

    • @ThatGamerBlue
      @ThatGamerBlue 4 года назад +76

      tbf some bikes are 10k+

    • @szymonmalota3894
      @szymonmalota3894 4 года назад +34

      Ye but most ppl have a bike less than 1K

    • @roanv
      @roanv 4 года назад +114

      @@szymonmalota3894 Yeah but most people don't buy 300 dollar locks¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @szymonmalota3894
      @szymonmalota3894 4 года назад +15

      @@roanv that too, but if you're gonna buy a 1K+ bike you might as well get a good lock with it

    • @extreamemineing
      @extreamemineing 4 года назад +56

      people tend not to lock 10k bikes at the side of the road though

  • @CsQ_RandomRepository
    @CsQ_RandomRepository 4 года назад +847

    "The chances of this being picked on the street are essentially zero." That sounds like an LPL seal of approval!

    • @Taeufler
      @Taeufler 4 года назад +22

      I think that's the first time I heard LPL compliment a lock (maybe he did it in previous videos i haven't seen yet).
      i wish there where more locks good enough for him to praise.
      Yes i count the facts that he had to build the tool and said it´s unlikely that anybody would cut through the lock as praising it.

    • @garda_5010
      @garda_5010 4 года назад +14

      I checked the lock web and they did put that words as their seal of approval. They sound so proud of it.

    • @AKhan-zx8gx
      @AKhan-zx8gx 4 года назад +1

      Taeufler watch the one with the squire lock. He liked that one.

    • @point-five-oh6249
      @point-five-oh6249 4 года назад

      I expect some kind of security with $300+ worth of a lock. Hell if it was so easy to pick it, you may as well just go get a cheap Master Lock from Walmart.

    • @stephen9894
      @stephen9894 4 года назад +2

      @@point-five-oh6249 maybe not. Most thieves nowadays don't have any skill which is why even high end locks don't have particularly great cores; they just need to survive neanderthals brute forcing it.

  • @ThatSlowTypingGuy
    @ThatSlowTypingGuy 3 года назад +72

    The Altor SAF is the kind of lock we would joke about as kids when the larger and larger U shaped bike locks started to come out.

  • @martinrc80
    @martinrc80 4 года назад +1800

    Its 2020, bike racks better start stepping up their game now!

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 4 года назад +6

      And reduce more places for homeless people to sleep

    • @wb5mgr
      @wb5mgr 4 года назад +62

      Bike racks should be made from a U shaped piece of 3/4” hardened rod encased in a 2 1/2” galvanized steel pipe filled with pea gravel and fiber reinforced concrete. Be hell on grinder wheels...

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 4 года назад +22

      @@ZenoDLC who needs a bike rack under a bridge???

    • @chriswelcome8102
      @chriswelcome8102 4 года назад +6

      @@rawovunlapin8201 More importantly, how did 290+ people forget what year it was?

    • @_______3678
      @_______3678 4 года назад +6

      And the bike racks near me can just be lifted out the ground

  • @toinebles
    @toinebles 4 года назад +650

    "I'm going to be using the tool that I made myself without Bill"

    • @xFucur
      @xFucur 4 года назад +6

      Being a disc core, why didn't he use that tool he did with bill? I don't understand. Instead he create another one. What.

    • @amcconnell6730
      @amcconnell6730 4 года назад +40

      @@xFucur The one he made with Bill isn't long enough to reach the discs on the lock. The discs are buried too deep inside the thing.

    • @SurotaOnishi
      @SurotaOnishi 4 года назад +18

      @@xFucur
      I don't know much about disc detainer locks but just by looking at the tool, I can tell it's pretty different from the tool he normally uses. Therefore there's something about the core of the discs in there that's shaped differently or arranged in a way that his normal tool wouldnt work. Either that or the core is just tucked so far back in the lock that his normal tool can't even reach the discs

    • @piotrnapora5810
      @piotrnapora5810 4 года назад +1

      @@xFucur It's too short

    • @thegravyboat420
      @thegravyboat420 4 года назад

      I think this disc detainer core has to be tensioned from the back so thats why that piece has to go all the way to the back of the lock

  • @TheElaborinth8993
    @TheElaborinth8993 4 года назад +871

    "I just went down to my garage for several hours and made up my own tool"
    *Shows off a quality, perfectly machine milled lock picking tool*
    What do you have down in your garage LpL?

    • @Schwertdevil
      @Schwertdevil 4 года назад +127

      LPL: yes

    • @Galatzo
      @Galatzo 4 года назад +352

      He has several Bosnian mills

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 4 года назад +50

      Obviously a small lathe and a small mill + every convenient hand tool for fashioning hunks of metal into functional art.

    • @mechanicfreak1925
      @mechanicfreak1925 4 года назад +32

      A boeing 747 workshop
      Edit:sorry for the spelling mistake

    • @bibbytenbillion
      @bibbytenbillion 4 года назад +17

      @@mechanicfreak1925 boing

  • @tuckergregory
    @tuckergregory 3 года назад +66

    "My desk is not the street"
    Petition to make LPL's desk into the street

    • @Lpvapp
      @Lpvapp 3 года назад +5

      Fucking signed this faster than the sun doing its fusion.

  • @mirkomueller3412
    @mirkomueller3412 4 года назад +364

    First impression: When your Hands come in sight it looks like a small child is touching the lock.

  • @1520074
    @1520074 4 года назад +4056

    Imagine riding your bike uphill with this on.

    • @lindphoenix2849
      @lindphoenix2849 4 года назад +490

      S.A.F will be Slow as F***

    • @theglamthropologist
      @theglamthropologist 4 года назад +90

      its 13 pounds, thats not really that much lol

    • @dudeonbike800
      @dudeonbike800 4 года назад +252

      @@theglamthropologist apparently, LJboogie has never ridden up a hill with groceries!

    • @Noodlepunk
      @Noodlepunk 4 года назад +9

      I got panniers so I'll just put it in them.

    • @altorlocks
      @altorlocks 4 года назад +219

      If weight's a concern, our APEX Series are some of the lightest locks on the market!

  • @cooldude2251
    @cooldude2251 4 года назад +3229

    "The chances of this being picked on the street is essentially zero"
    Me: Impossible

  • @bsn0730
    @bsn0730 Год назад +7

    This has to be the most positive review for any security device I've seen from LPL

  • @_superintendent
    @_superintendent 4 года назад +2544

    So this thing bascically says: “Don’t cut through me! Cut trough the bike!”

    • @RobeonMew
      @RobeonMew 4 года назад +22

      (edited)

    • @klsad
      @klsad 4 года назад +34

      @@RobeonMew prob edited some typo

    • @iiflash8508
      @iiflash8508 4 года назад +25

      Glowstone Dust yet he still has two typos...

    • @fireaza
      @fireaza 4 года назад +75

      Kinda defeats the purpose of stealing the bike if you've had to cut it in half in order to do so. Unless your objective is to be a dick, in which case, mission accomplished!

    • @mikejohnstonbob935
      @mikejohnstonbob935 4 года назад +16

      cut through the bike rack this thing is secured to

  • @user-kp6ej2bd8o
    @user-kp6ej2bd8o 3 года назад +1995

    Man: Guys, I sold my bike.
    His friend: Why?
    Man: So I can get this sweet bike lock.

    • @wetwater90
      @wetwater90 3 года назад +11

      Wear it on a chain like Flavor Flav.

  • @NiftySquares
    @NiftySquares 3 года назад +3595

    "How do we make this lock theft resistant?"
    "Make it C H O N K Y AF"

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 3 года назад +20

      They dealt with the problem that I deal a problem go so brute force and overkill that it's really just stupid if you play ark I killed a alpha giant squid thing with like 50 level 200 sarcos or something to that effect it lasted all of 30 seconds if I recall correctly it was like a level 70 I just brute force my way through a problems and it works usually but that's because I brute force so hard that there's really no amount of resistance you could put up in the first place that's what altor did here is they just brute forced their way through the problem

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 года назад +59

      @@ussessexcv-9189 kinda sad that you expect people to care, but you do you.

    • @KorekFrost
      @KorekFrost 3 года назад +12

      *C H O N K

    • @danksanchez4324
      @danksanchez4324 3 года назад +14

      @@ussessexcv-9189 cool life story want to tell me about how you got married next?

    • @PavementFloor
      @PavementFloor 3 года назад +16

      @@danksanchez4324
      *This chapter is yet to be unlocked.*

  • @BobTheHatKing
    @BobTheHatKing 3 года назад +7

    The fit and finish of that tool totally does not look like it was made in a garage. Well done, LPL!

    • @JohnW118
      @JohnW118 Год назад

      LPL's garage is a machine shop.

  • @yesmannoman454
    @yesmannoman454 3 года назад +835

    I love that they have even put this video on their website for it showing that it is not impervious it is just hard to do

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 года назад +192

      More to show that one of the greatest lockpicking masters had to make a custom tool, took over a minute, and said it was virtually unbreakable. It’s like if Mike Tyson said he wouldn’t want to fight somebody, they’re a monster

    • @el_misto
      @el_misto 3 года назад +69

      @@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange its like if Stephen Hawkin looked at your homework and said: good job kid

    • @cloverb6265
      @cloverb6265 3 года назад +94

      I had to check.
      Holy shit. They did and it's fucking awesome.
      They also wrote "The LockPickingLawyer says "the chances of this being picked on the streets are essentially zero". Watch as he picks the SAF Lock with a pick he custom made himself because there are no picks commercially available for the SAF Lock.".

    • @ArnsteinBjone
      @ArnsteinBjone 2 года назад +4

      I wonder how much they have to pay LPL for using that video commercially...? Or, is that under some "fair- use-rule..?

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz 2 года назад +23

      @@ArnsteinBjone To be honest, he seems like the kind of guy that, if asked, he would just let them do it,
      Maybe the only he payment he wanted was a SAF Lock or other products they make

  • @eyescream5313
    @eyescream5313 4 года назад +670

    I like how they actually state on the lock it's STRONG AF.

    • @mgfails9274
      @mgfails9274 4 года назад +37

      I think it means more than that. Strong AF, secure AF, safe AF

    • @lockpickinglawyer
      @lockpickinglawyer  4 года назад +133

      Maybe, but the end of their indigogo video just says strong. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @Rapscallion2009
      @Rapscallion2009 4 года назад +3

      The Mitsubishi Lancer Evo FQ series were similarly named...

    • @uhye1
      @uhye1 4 года назад +1

      @@Rapscallion2009 how so? is it F-ing qool?

    • @Rattus-Norvegicus
      @Rattus-Norvegicus 4 года назад +1

      @@Rapscallion2009 Also the Shelby GLH and GLHS.

  • @thearabianmage
    @thearabianmage 3 года назад +1740

    LPL: “I think this is a good lock.”
    Altor: _”Money money money money._ . . _Mooooney!”_

    • @Just_a_user3
      @Just_a_user3 3 года назад +3

      Is that the Monty Python song?

    • @notjustforme
      @notjustforme 3 года назад +7

      @@Just_a_user3 sounds like Shane McMahons gimick entry song ;)

    • @annapashley6143
      @annapashley6143 3 года назад

      Simply Red?

    • @johnholland9371
      @johnholland9371 3 года назад +1

      @@Just_a_user3 everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker, it's accountancy that makes the world go 'round...

    • @MaxwellAerialPhotography
      @MaxwellAerialPhotography 2 года назад

      Money on my mother fucking mind

  • @1234567895182
    @1234567895182 3 года назад +37

    While this lock looks amazingly secure, I am having a hard time imagining how you would even lock this to something. It would reduce your locking areas to very few specific spots.

    • @nathanarnould1865
      @nathanarnould1865 Год назад

      I imagine you'd lock it to a bike rack or any other place you'd lock a bike to...

    • @1234567895182
      @1234567895182 Год назад +5

      @@nathanarnould1865 Well duh. But the thing is so thick it limits your locking areas. With a chain/cable, it's much more flexible and would allow you to lock to thicker poles, other places that are not specifically bike racks, etc. With a long enough lock you could also pass it through your front or back wheel for extra security.
      You can't do that with this lock and you would need to ensure wherever you are taking your bike has a bike rack that can accommodate such a thick lock.

    • @paulwestlake4278
      @paulwestlake4278 Год назад

      @@1234567895182 A well thought out response there, but you seem to have missed the entire point of the video.

  • @georgew.9663
    @georgew.9663 4 года назад +697

    People don’t cut this lock off the bike, they cut the bike off this lock

    • @ingvarhallstrom2306
      @ingvarhallstrom2306 4 года назад +5

      You stole my comment.

    • @spheghetilover
      @spheghetilover 4 года назад +9

      Ingvar Hallström boo hoo no one cares

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 4 года назад +15

      @@ingvarhallstrom2306 it's not hard to come up with this on your own. Many people have similar ideas.

    • @oliverm.2118
      @oliverm.2118 4 года назад +5

      SimulatedScience yeah, LPL even mentioned it in the video itself

    • @Kitchen6419
      @Kitchen6419 4 года назад +1

      I remembered watching this lock on what'sinside channel..... They did the same thing cut the bike

  • @rugvedtipare4005
    @rugvedtipare4005 4 года назад +990

    *"My desk is not the street"*
    - LockPicking Lawyer 2020

    • @user-df7px1tg4b
      @user-df7px1tg4b 4 года назад +38

      Hm yes the floor here is made of floor

    • @sampathsris
      @sampathsris 4 года назад +29

      His desk is orders of magnitude dangerous than the streets. It's where the pinnacle of efforts from world's best crumble into dust.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 года назад +3

      thats the most badass thing ive heard him say

    • @wisconsineaglesfan7925
      @wisconsineaglesfan7925 4 года назад +1

      If he keeps going in his ex's backdoor, he might be on the street. But I am sure he could find a way into somewhere if that happened.

    • @are3287
      @are3287 4 года назад +1

      Thousandth like lol

  • @generalsecrecy7917
    @generalsecrecy7917 4 года назад +2079

    "Designed to have a shackle wider than an angle grinder, making it impossible to break" is the Red Army principle of lock design.

    • @lorenzolabanca5613
      @lorenzolabanca5613 4 года назад +246

      If we throw enough people at their bullets, they will eventually run out of bullets.

    • @Oegonblick
      @Oegonblick 4 года назад +31

      The ISU-152 of U-locks.

    • @hohladych
      @hohladych 4 года назад +23

      @@lorenzolabanca5613 ratio of Soviet and German troops losses is 1.3:1. What kind of throwing people at bullets tactic are you talking about, brainwashed degenerate?

    • @SgFlaxy
      @SgFlaxy 4 года назад +85

      @@hohladych Actually it's 3:1 or 5:1 depending on the source and either way you should probably remember which one of them won the war. Also you are the one who is brainwashed.

    • @hardstuckbronze5880
      @hardstuckbronze5880 4 года назад +19

      Sg Flaxy yeah that ratio sounds about right if my history teacher wasn’t lying to me about history

  • @skullfracture2
    @skullfracture2 Год назад +3

    Lawyer, expert locksmith and a skilled machinist.
    Thanks for making me feel inadequate LPL!

  • @Omar-em7rl
    @Omar-em7rl 4 года назад +366

    honestly, if he takes more than a minute to pick it, we got a winner of a lock,
    this one took 1 minute 28 seconds.

    • @chocolat917
      @chocolat917 3 года назад +51

      Extra points for needing to make a handmade picking tool

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 3 года назад +18

      Technically it took hours, he had to make the tools first

    • @the_kombinator
      @the_kombinator 3 года назад +1

      Why is a minute the benchmark? Is that the owner's spidey sense-to-reaction time of "oh shit someone's stealing my X, better go do something about it"?

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers 3 года назад +22

      @@the_kombinator Because he's an expert that has unlocked 99.9% of the worlds locks in under 1 minute. So the few that take him longer than that are typically going to be beyond the skill of any average person trying to pick the lock. Also at a certain point it becomes easier to break through with brute force. Any lock is only as good as what it's attached too and a high end lock only escalates someone to find another break in method anyway.
      Anything can be broken into with enough time and the right tools, locks are simply one layer of deterrent.

    • @Omar-em7rl
      @Omar-em7rl 3 года назад +2

      @@Vincent_Beers well said.

  • @davidluftig4644
    @davidluftig4644 4 года назад +1609

    "the chances of someone picking this on the street are basically zero" I nearly fell off my couch. I thought I never would here this. , Then. "...I think they've accomplished thier goal. ." Best understated compliment ever. And I have a very expensive eBike that I only use for commuting. Will seriously look into this after lock-down ends. Lol, have to find a better bike rack.

    • @Secretlyanothername
      @Secretlyanothername 4 года назад +100

      They might still steal your wheels, saddle, bars etc, just to spite you. Locks are only ever an adjunct to security. But this is the best of its kind.

    • @madnut666
      @madnut666 4 года назад +29

      I have nowhere to attach this monster to on my expensive ebike

    • @stevensteve6617
      @stevensteve6617 4 года назад +31

      At $300 for the lock you could just replace the stolen bike :p

    • @dannywhite648
      @dannywhite648 4 года назад +6

      Moral victory

    • @christophelemaire4551
      @christophelemaire4551 4 года назад +17

      It's a very uncommon comment made by LPL, meaning that this product, while expensive, is worth the money if you have a precious bike to protect.

  • @jonburnage8424
    @jonburnage8424 4 года назад +212

    “...it’s almost always going to be easier to cut the bike rack.” 🤣

    • @ws8061
      @ws8061 4 года назад +1

      He couldn't just let the lock have a tiny bit of shine lol

  • @JustSomeDevKid
    @JustSomeDevKid 3 года назад +13

    "... A more easier solution is to cut the bike rack"
    I don't know why i found this so funny

  • @willjosephson
    @willjosephson 4 года назад +109

    "But my desk is not the street" ...you have no idea how thankful we all are that this is the case.

    • @andersjjensen
      @andersjjensen 4 года назад

      Nice one! :D

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 года назад

      if youtube ad revenue stops, everyone bikes are going ot be stolen in a night

  • @jahwerx
    @jahwerx 4 года назад +379

    A unicorn: A positive rating by LPL

  • @satorudo
    @satorudo 4 года назад +888

    “My Desk is not the street”
    Your desk is the dungeon where locks are tortured into opening
    “The garage” is the gallows where locks go to die 🤣

    • @jadenschalck8640
      @jadenschalck8640 4 года назад +20

      Incorrect, the garage is actually the area that the methods of torture are made.

    • @Bierstadt54
      @Bierstadt54 4 года назад +16

      "seduced into opening."
      Fixed it for you.

    • @conditionone2320
      @conditionone2320 4 года назад +16

      Maybe it's the bourbon talking, but I can totally see an anime where an anthropomorphized lock thinks he has LPL on the ropes, and is talking trash: "Foolish lawyer! I am unpickable on the streets!"

    • @youngelink4200
      @youngelink4200 4 года назад +5

      @@conditionone2320 "you may have outsmarted me, but i outsmarted your outsmarting."

    • @HaxxorElite
      @HaxxorElite 4 года назад

      owo

  • @RaserballKP
    @RaserballKP 3 года назад +2

    Damn... he says sooo many good things about this lock, that I had to watch it twice to be sure.
    Great Job Altor!

  • @ardsleytank7769
    @ardsleytank7769 4 года назад +2574

    "Only one other guy in the world who makes a tool for these, Matt Smith in the UK"
    Ah, so the tool you mean is a Sonic Screwdriver... I see.

    • @meesoedontask5562
      @meesoedontask5562 4 года назад +42

      nice... LOL

    • @robbinsed795
      @robbinsed795 4 года назад +77

      And I guess you need three of them at the same time to skip the millions of years of calculation

    • @PatrickPecoraro
      @PatrickPecoraro 4 года назад +49

      yeah thats a dead bolt seal sonics dont work on those.

    • @JGuraan
      @JGuraan 4 года назад +49

      The only ways you can get the tool to pick this lock are to make it yourself or get a 1200 year old Timelord to make you one. Seems like a good recommendation for the lock.

    • @10k12-b7l
      @10k12-b7l 4 года назад +17

      "I see he is a man of culture" jokes, though isn't jodie whitaker the doctor

  • @sassidikrassi
    @sassidikrassi 4 года назад +233

    this lock looks like it had an allergic reaction

    • @tarsal100
      @tarsal100 3 года назад +26

      anaphylactic lock

    • @kaydoubleu5802
      @kaydoubleu5802 3 года назад +6

      @@tarsal100 Goddammit, have a like.

    • @nicolas_ai
      @nicolas_ai 3 года назад +3

      r/angryupvote

    • @sirkjohno0129
      @sirkjohno0129 3 года назад

      Either that or it got stung by a wasp

  • @deluxeloy
    @deluxeloy 4 года назад +373

    "Hm, that lock looks chunky."
    [LPL's hand enters frame]
    "OH."

    • @greendryerlint
      @greendryerlint 4 года назад +17

      "He's heading for that small moon.." "That's no moon!"

    • @MsHojat
      @MsHojat 4 года назад

      I was thinking "hmmm that lock looks pretty small despite being TAF", but then I saw the hands and noticed that it's both big _and TAF_

  • @gmanGman12007
    @gmanGman12007 2 года назад

    Great chanel. I have no clue about locks, i do not open a bike. But I really really do appreciate someone with broad audience to demand manufacturers to get their shit together and sell reliable product.

  • @tbobinson
    @tbobinson 4 года назад +1026

    *sees keys dwarfed beside the lock*
    “Eh.. they’re probably just small keys”
    *sees LockPickingLawyers had in comparison to lock*
    “Oh. My. God.”

  • @JD-te6zc
    @JD-te6zc 3 года назад +623

    The only person with a tool to open this is Matt Smith from the UK....
    11th Doctor still using his sonic screwdriver?

    • @obi501
      @obi501 3 года назад +8

      I would be

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 3 года назад +9

      That would be the perfect tool.

    • @marcelzeidan2715
      @marcelzeidan2715 3 года назад +12

      hahahahahahaha first thing that came to my mind!

    • @andrewmartin2321
      @andrewmartin2321 3 года назад +3

      time travel i guess 🤷

    • @AlphaSeagull
      @AlphaSeagull 3 года назад +2

      I mean, it is kinda built to do basically anything. Don't fix what ain't broken

  • @kagobonestalker1487
    @kagobonestalker1487 3 года назад +352

    A 4-minute video is the highest praise a lock can receive from LPL.

    • @Karoku2100
      @Karoku2100 3 года назад +18

      To be fair, he had to make a _tool_ just for this lock. His praising of it was very genuine.

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 3 года назад +8

      @@Karoku2100 of all the lock he's reviewed this one does deserve the most praise it was specifically designed to counter angle grinder attacks no other bike lock on the planet can say that honestly.

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 2 года назад +3

      There might be some longer ones showing all six ways a lock can be defeated that each take less than 5 seconds.

  • @mugdho304
    @mugdho304 Год назад +1

    so he never gives up and makew a new picking tool to open a new lock ...hats off

  • @skylord4025
    @skylord4025 4 года назад +2692

    LPL: shows a disk detainer lock
    Me: he’s gonna say it
    LPL: uses a pick that he made, just not with Bosnian Bill
    Me: Impossible

    • @jetstreamlynn3156
      @jetstreamlynn3156 4 года назад +145

      Perhaps the archives are incomplete

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 4 года назад +30

      or perhaps it's that either one of them could easily have made the pick by themselves, but cross-promoting channels sells views (and now even the pick itself)? yeah.

    • @richardokeefe7410
      @richardokeefe7410 4 года назад +10

      So you think LPL learned nothing from making the LPL+BB pick?

    • @penfold7800
      @penfold7800 4 года назад +30

      its actually a very rough copy of a pick designed for D keyway abloy locks that an engineer in the UK makes. locknoob bought one that was specially made for him. It cost 100s of pounds. way out of reach of most criminals i would expect.

    • @dictatoribenevolo8394
      @dictatoribenevolo8394 4 года назад

      TOTALLY

  • @adamc.8223
    @adamc.8223 4 года назад +137

    LPL: I can't get my hand on the tool we need because the person that makes it is an ocean away.
    LPL: makes the same tool in his garage.

    • @moongduri5466
      @moongduri5466 4 года назад +7

      the engineer

    • @SandmanURL
      @SandmanURL 4 года назад +2

      Is engihere

    • @appliedatoms7066
      @appliedatoms7066 4 года назад +3

      @@moongduri5466 is engideer ruclips.net/video/h68f_fZUG80/видео.html

    • @SuperCryptic9
      @SuperCryptic9 4 года назад +4

      LPL WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!

  • @ItsGamein
    @ItsGamein 4 года назад +859

    “Dude why would you leave your bike outside without a lock on it?”
    “I didn’t...”

    • @meesoedontask5562
      @meesoedontask5562 4 года назад +73

      Had this same conversation with a not so bright buddy of my brother... Yeah he had a lock on his bike... Didn't stop the person from pulling up, throwing the bike in the back of their truck and taking off... Remember... Not so bright... The next question to ask him... "Did you lock it to anything???"
      "The bike lock??? Yeah it was locked to itself... "
      Some people make you really want to just brick yourself in the head till your as dumb as them and maybe then you can understand why they think the way they do.

    • @alsocupcakes8885
      @alsocupcakes8885 4 года назад +27

      The joke here is that they stole the lock, not the bike. It’s assumed that the bike had been locked to the bike rack properly.

    • @issackaiser
      @issackaiser 4 года назад +5

      This is literally the long running jokes in LPL comment sections where the thief would stole the locks instead of the bike since the lock cost more than the bike.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 4 года назад +2

      @@issackaiser yeah a smart thief would indeed do that. there comes a point when it's more profitable taking the bike lock. Not too sure how it would be statistically but assuming most thieves aren't smart, they would stay away. Meaning, the smarter ones would be left to have a go at taking the bike lock if it catches enough attention. In such case, the lock and bike should be both attached to something equally as tough as the lock.

  • @haroon420
    @haroon420 3 года назад +1

    I rolled my eyes at the name of the lock when I first saw the thumbnail and video length. I now officially declare that I take back my eye roll!!

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 4 года назад +496

    Someone is going to cut through the frame of a bike to steal that lock.

    • @zilliq
      @zilliq 4 года назад +6

      Wait, that's not how it works! You nearly got me 😁

    • @ideadlift20kg83
      @ideadlift20kg83 4 года назад +6

      Look at how thin the aluminium is around the pins. You only have to cut away those thin plates and then into the shackle pins and you are through. i.e you only have to cut through half of the lock.

    • @lucajohnen6719
      @lucajohnen6719 4 года назад +22

      @@ideadlift20kg83 have you ever tried to use an angle grinder to cut aluminium? Apparently not. Also what are you gonna do when you got to the steel core?
      Bend the rest of the 2 finger thick aluminium with your hands?

    • @herosstratos
      @herosstratos 4 года назад

      pinecone69 Cutting the lock: ruclips.net/video/1HvMPh6JBBI/видео.html

    • @Spazticspaz
      @Spazticspaz 4 года назад

      @@ideadlift20kg83 Your comment and link is super misleading from what the truth of the matter is. Your comment gives the appearance that the process would not be tedious. The dude when through like 5 discs and 6 batteries trying to cut it. Statements like, "you only have to cut through half of the lock", give the impression that it is an easy feat. In conclusion you're a ding dong.

  • @samg.5165
    @samg.5165 3 года назад +381

    "My desk is not the street"
    Gigachad.

  • @SuperC142
    @SuperC142 4 года назад +138

    I didn't realize how enormous it was until your hand entered the frame; at that moment, it looked comically large.

  • @JoshBobrowsky
    @JoshBobrowsky 3 года назад +72

    What would you lock it to?

    • @marcelm.4847
      @marcelm.4847 3 года назад +123

      The basement. The kids aint getting out this time

    • @Void_Inc-0x
      @Void_Inc-0x 3 года назад +7

      @@marcelm.4847 oh fuck I didn't expect it lmao

    • @NT-sx2bd
      @NT-sx2bd 3 года назад +3

      @@Void_Inc-0x lol

    • @Mr.FastZombie
      @Mr.FastZombie 3 года назад +27

      just make a chain out of these and lock it to an entire building

    • @Nijeguhz
      @Nijeguhz 3 года назад +8

      A ship's anchor.

  • @DustySquitoNM
    @DustySquitoNM 4 года назад +122

    This seems like one step removed from just hiring someone guard your bike whenever you walk away. That thing is a monster.

    • @devilishjester7718
      @devilishjester7718 4 года назад +12

      Actually no, if there's a person you can deal with them using a knife, a gun or bribery, not this lock though

    • @Keldor314
      @Keldor314 4 года назад +3

      @@devilishjester7718 Clearly you just need both!

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 4 года назад

      except this lock is laughably easy to cut off. sure, it looks beefy, but look at where the shackle meets the lock body. the aluminim is thin enough that you'll cut through it before it melts and the hasp is thin enough it won't resist the grinder for very long. if you don't want to take that route, then cut the lock body around where the lock is.

    • @MintRobin
      @MintRobin 4 года назад +4

      Angle grinders work on people

    • @Keldor314
      @Keldor314 4 года назад

      @@thomasjenkins7506 Not so fast. See that whiteish stuff filling the space between the shackle and the aluminum shell? That's most likely concrete. This sort of construction is common in high security safes, often with chunks of carbide mixed in, and is designed to not only thwart drills and grinders, but to destroy the tools in the process. Obviously this lock won't offer the same protection as a 15 inch thick safe that weighs more than a ton, but even so. It's also likely that the lock body has the same composite construction as the hasp, so it won't be any easier to cut.
      As far as the lock core goes, it may indeed be the weakest point, but judging by the length of the key, there's an awful lot of room for drill protection between the keyhole opening and the mechanism, as well as being able to bury it deep into the lock, protecting from core pulling attacks.
      The bike rack itself is almost certainly easier to cut than this lock. A typical rack is what? Quarter inch thick mild steel tubing? Angle grinders are designed to cut this sort of material.

  • @KizmoJr
    @KizmoJr 4 года назад +525

    LPL: I dont have the tool to pick this
    Everyone: D:
    LPL: ...So I went in my garage and made one
    Everyone: There he is

  • @PavusthePug
    @PavusthePug 4 года назад +1270

    Me: Looks kinda small
    *His hand comes into frame*
    Me: What the fu-

    • @sinu0us
      @sinu0us 4 года назад +38

      B-b-but there are keys in the shot already...

    • @ichexit2956
      @ichexit2956 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I was like wtf

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 4 года назад +23

      @@sinu0us some people are not bright you kno

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/8w0SpnL_Ysg/видео.html

    • @stevenpojero5153
      @stevenpojero5153 4 года назад +16

      I thought the keys were really small lmao

  • @JackieChan...
    @JackieChan... 3 года назад +6

    Damm! Now i need a strong bike to protect the lock from being stolen

  • @paracellgaming2665
    @paracellgaming2665 4 года назад +171

    “The chances of this lock getting picked on the street is essentially zero,but my desk is not the street” I died when I heard that💀😂

  • @danward48
    @danward48 3 года назад +215

    LPL: "So I made a tool in my garage"
    Bosnianbill: :(

    • @ussessexcv-9189
      @ussessexcv-9189 3 года назад

      Well what he did was effectively copy Matt Smith's design there isn't really much that goes into that.

  • @joseperreira5351
    @joseperreira5351 4 года назад +69

    I can barely pick what socks to wear in the morning, this mans picking Andre the giants bike lock like he’s playing a game of operation.

  • @cantstandurbs876
    @cantstandurbs876 3 года назад +1

    The sound the lock made when he putted it back together was super satisfying, it almost sounded and looked like a gun.