MY FIRST & LAST COOKING VIDEO: Kong Pao Chicken 🐔
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- Опубликовано: 26 июл 2023
- I will never do a video like this again. Kong Pao Chicken is the only thing I could eat every day. Its delicious. My wife is guiding me through the process. This was very difficult for me. Harder than 3 years of Shaolin. Harder than doing splits. Cooking is the ultimate challenge for me. ENJOYYYY :)
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MAKE THIS RECIPE AND THEN TAG ME ON INSTA WITH YOUR LIVE REACTION! If its bad, I block you
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😂😂 well then....
Wir brauchen mehr davon, Bin so gestorben beim Video. Hab so laut gelacht das meine Nachbarn einen Backstein durch mein Fenster geworfen haben, nur um zu hören worüber ich lache. Like von mir und vom Nachbarn.
gōng bǎo jīdīng
If the reaction is bad, or the dish?
My man, Pappa Franku would be proud of you if you'd start doing sketches similar to his!
Your wife is a saint to put up with you bro lmao
She's soooooo patient man , more patient that I'll ever be
@@asicveg a bit much to be assuming so much about their relationship based on a shitpost cooking video
@@asicvegu don’t know anything
@@asicveg have you married?
I'm sure she had just surrendered to the idea that the food is wasted regardless so its just about capturing the madness at this point.
Treat her right, Ranton. Cause if she leaves you I'm not sure you'd be able to get instant noodles out of the cup.
Sad but very true.
First time I’ve given someone their 1000th like on a comment lol
xD
Savage
Honestly this is the best thing Anton has ever made.
7/10
Good one
it was ok 6/10
Great story and world building.
7/10
It’s a masterpiece
8/10
I'd give it a solid 9/10. If you add open world, it will get 10/10 from me.
I love how he can do the most amazing acrobatic feats a human can do but is fighting for his life when oil spritzes his arm
I've gotten spritzed once with oil whipping up some fries, I know I'll be fighting for my life too if it happens again
that shit is terrifying bro
😂😂 wahman here. ranton fighting for his life and its not even half an inch of oil he just shallow frying. i'd be praying for sofia patience if man tried deep frying lmaooo
@@MyNameBEGrey Tell me you guys never worked in a kitchen, without telling me you have worked in a kitchen. You guys are weak
This has to get a series please. It‘s hilarious. 😂😂😂
All in favor of a Ranton cooking series, say Aye
Aye! It’s just way too funny to just have one video 😂
He did the mistake and posted a video like this.😂
haha fam no cap dab dab dab lmao
Great ..now he's never making it again .
I remember saying something similar on his podcasts ...and guess what happened
alternative title: ranton enters a kitchen for the first time
Ranton have a sexy wife😂
a quick shoutout to Sofia for keeping Ranton alive. That man behaves like he is on a different planet when he enters the kitchen
And when he talks about martial arts, and when reviewing videogames...
Kitchen? What is a kitchen? 😂😂
"...she has the right to choose...what to cook."
LOL!!!
I get you Anton, I personally love cooking but I HATE having dirty and/or sticky hands.
And props to Sofia for being able to tolerate you in the kitchen haha
Agreed. Just wear gloves. Wash/sanitize with alcohol in between touching things like raw chicken/beef/eggs and you’re golden.
Thanks Ranton I can't wait for Kong Pao Chicken part 2
1- to avoid oil jumping around, you can hover the lid above the pan in a tilted manner, like using it as a shield, but be sure to just hover above the pan because if you cover the pan or get to close then there will be steam build up inside and that will make the oil a lot more jumpy.
2- to avoid touching the chicken, you can pour the premade sauce into a zip bag for food, put the chicken in there as well and seal it, then shake and beat the package to complete the marinade.
3- to avoid having chili peppercorns in the dish, you can use chili peppercorn oil instead, same numbness and flavor without peppercorn getting in your mouth.
Inb4 you cant see nothing from the lid? And if the lid is glass water will condensate on it and you wont see anything anyway? Im not into cooking so Im actually curious would this be a problem
@@stefanjasovic2311 no it is fine.
All of this makes the ancestors sad
@@stefanjasovic2311 key word is tilted, that way you will know where the condensate water be located because gravity, and easy to make sure the droplets drop outside of the pan. if you want to see what's going on in the pan, just move your neck or move the lid out of sight for a sec but usually there's no need to see unless you still stirring. i'm no chef and i mainly cook for me, sometimes for kid and wife, so i wing it a lot during cooking, i just use whatever is close and whichever be convenient. just lotta common sense and try to have fun. nothing is worse than following steps techniques recipes etc doing it all rigidly, it will instantly become a chore.
@@fahkinel ancestors abandoned me long ago when they realized i dont use wok or rice cooker and only use silicone spatula
Awright guys for real… let us genuinely thank Sophia for keeping our boy Ranton fed and alive.
uncle roger needs to see this.
If Ranton and Uncle Roger was to average collab I think the world would explode
He would be raging about his lack of owning a wok!
Absolutely !
I was about to write a comment about that, but some fellow nephew already did this, fuiyoooh ❤
I don’t he could handle the chaos, haha
Bro looks so lost in the kitchen, lmao. His wife has to be the most calm person in this world for not killing him in that video 😂
When he didnt know where the tap / sink is I was like 👀
XD
Ranton's mom - Hey Sofia do you want to have kids someday?
Sofia - I've got Anton!
I like how you're doing more variety content again. I like your game reviews but these are really entertaining too.
I used to eat gongbaojiding all the time when I lived in Mianyang near Chengdu. I still think about the food in the tiny restaurants there. I think your recipe is so much closer to it than anything I have found on the internet. It looks just right😂 LETS EAAAAAAAT
I was going to write just about the exact same thing! I lived in Chengdu in 2015 and there was this little shop in the Jinnui district close to my apartment - it was great! The only major difference is that the shop used a Ton more red chillis (chopped and dried) and diced yellow onion. But I agree, Ranton's version is more authentic than 95% of what you see on youtube.
Now we need Uncle Roger to rate this!!! Also seeing the Megalodoni do something he is uncomfortable is honestly mostest hilariousest!
no chinese knife, no wok.. it's not a good start 😂 but I bet Uncle Roger would rate it well, especially because he promoted MSG 👀
There’s going to be a lot of haiyas in that video.
Some useful 宫爆鸡丁 tips:
1. When marinating the chicken, add everything else but the starch, leave it for 20 minutes and then add the starch literally like 10-20 seconds before you put it in the pan. This makes it softer and less chewy
2. Cut the chicken pieces small enough, otherwise the sauce won't marinate optionally. You should be looking for really small cubes. This will also help the chicken become less chewy when cooked.
3. As for adding water to the sauce, I like to add hot water from a freshly boiled kettle - this will reduce the amount of bubbles you get in the sauce, and it breaks down the starch better so you don't end up with any loose granules.
Good job magladoni! ❤
Me before: I hate cooking videos
Me after: More!
That was the best cooking video ive ever seen, Gordon Ramsey doesn't even come close.
You are as skilled as kungfu as you suck at cuisine,and that was fun af to watch,you need to make more recipes videos now!😂
Hearing Sofia say a motherlike "Ranton..." at 9:47 made me understand I have two wolves inside of me and both are in this video
I laughed so much. How the fuck is this man so charismatic 🤣
Become a cooking channel now, authentic shaolin cooking. Ezy 10 mil
Anton afraid of sticky chicken and gets lost in his own kitchen. 7/10
He's never been there before this video 😂😂😂😂
mf didn't even know where the sink is.
This HAS to be a series please ranton
"It's gonna spritz" 🤣
never seen a video of this guy before but his accent is killing me
"I don't cook much because it would be considered abuse"
Wie dich deine Frau auslacht 🤣👍 dir kann man echt bei allem zusehen und es ist unterhaltsam 😎
That defeated "oh mein gott, anton..." got me.
Just the thought of Ranton in the kitchen acting chaotic already cracks me up
Da hat die einzige Kochshow mit realistischen Maßstäben ja ernstzunehmende Konkurrenz bekommen
DEKMRM
Fehlen die Toast Hawaii Videos
Hätte nicht gedacht das sich diese 2 communities überschneiden 😅🤣🤣
Kinda expected him to cook his dog ngl
We are going to need more of these videos from you, and that's a must
I for the love of god never thought I would save a Ranton video in my cooking playlist
Before you know this kickstarts a 6 year long series called "Rantoni learns to cook" where by the end of it he still struggles.
Rantoni wrapping his arm to avoid the oil splashing is relatable.
We need more of this PLEASE 😭
I love how whenever Sofia says "Anton" you really hear, "are you fackin serious". 😂 best cooking wideo.
There is something so inspiring about watching a warrior monk terrified of a pan.
Anton, you must make a cooking series where you try to cook what your wife cooks for you. This was so fun
Defenitely going to try this, love your content man 🖤, been a fan for years
Sometimes I go half a year without watching a Ranton video. Then when I watch one again I feel like I can't go another day without one
Yea this needs to be a series. The quick game reviews while cooking is a nice touch as well.
1:00 this gotta be the best line I've ever heard, he doesn't even know where the sink is.
We need more, the commentary is just spot on
MORE COOKING VIDEOS PLEASE THIS WAS SO GOOOOOD!!!
legit THE best cooking video i have ever seen. pls do more
Definitely need more of these videos ranton
This Video has made my day. Thank you Chef Rantoni.
I absolutely love these IRL videos rantoni, its good to see that im not the only person who is completely unviable outside of gaming
Love your editing and personality 😂😂 love ya man 💙
This really gave me some perspective and I'm happy and more gratefull I'm used to cooking and find joy in it.
Teamwork makes the dream work though, good job!
6:20 when wife yells “MAN! Move to action” I heard a little bit of Sam Kinison in it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anton, literally summed up my first experience in the kitchen
7/10, Series.
"is this circumcised chicken" BAHAHAHAHA
Thank you so much of reminding me of Golden Brown by The Stranglers, ive been looking for this song fore half a year, one night I stayed up for hours looking through all of my liked videos to find it, I couldnt remember the name of the song just the vibe, thank you so much you are truly a blessing from Mao
Some of the best moments on your channel are you and your wife. this was hilarious!!
This video was honestly a breath of fresh air. I laughed so hard at the jokes sprinkled in the video which is kind of rare considering I don't laugh at jokes so much. Some time later in the future please make more stuff like this. And one more thing you should have your wife be a major part of these videos more often, she will be a lot of fun.
Ranton, your one of the only youtubers who are still able to make me physically laugh. I know you said you wouldn’t do this again, but damn it would be cool to see you move from ‘shaolin student’ to master chef !
More of Sofia writing a recipe that Ranton has to follow. funny af
amazing video. i can’t wait for him to make more cooking videos !
Both a great start and finish to a fantastic segment! Only Ranton can make both the first and last video of a segment.
Btw, when the next episode comes out?
Thank you Ranton :) I love cooking so this is going to be great!
This video is brilliant. Deserves a million views!
No lie i loved this video. Please do more. It's perfect!
the couple banter is my favorite parts of these videos
i love the edits!, they make me laugh hard
Please make this a series !!!
Please do another, this is hilarious
I'm always the one cooking with it but same with the garlic fingers. I love garlic but not a fan of the lingering smell. I also laughed pretty good finally hearing your wife talk more than a couple lines cause she talks just like you 😂 you guys are adorable. Also, this looks delicious, and I really want more cooking videos please haha🙏🏻 10/10
The Kitchen TKO’d yo a$$! Lol.❤😂
I'm so glad this is going to turn into a cooking channel!
Omg I need more cooking videos of you please
Cant wait for the next cooking video
Currently watching from shaolin tagao school next to shaolin temple! Hilarious video want to see more like this !
2:07 I love it when you talk german 😂
Im amazed at his doctrine at not backing away from the shpritz. He overCAME the enemy with the quickness of a giraffe and the elegance of a moose.
You knew the exact same time you put this video online that it would become viral. Now you have to keep doing this!
amazing! will definitely try to make this recipe myself
okay. now i want this to be a series
Such a great video, was laughing non stop. Chicken looks good
"Put every single piece with your hands on the fucking shit." - Sofia, 2023
Lol 😂 Never change Ranton.
Man, I do the exact same thing with the towel on the arm to not get burned. 😅
Never thought Ranton would become my therapy youtuber
Such a genius ❤ really enjoyed your videos
Ranton just reminded me to cook something✌🏻
Why am i watching ur cooking video...i need to clean the house but i love you Anton so i'll watch this through so u crack me up!!
This was great, this and your MRE videos are fun.
No way this will be the only cooking video, we want more man 😭
r u ok this is pure gold of a video
Never been this infuriated watching sum lad cook sum shit since ninja choppin that bread up
please make more of this
yes
the egg scene killed me lmao.
Great video!
Howdy from Texas love the videos brotha
My Boy Is Back!!!