To your question about a worse continuity error, I'd have to nominate one of Space Mutiny's top female crew members for dying in one scene and then appearing prominently as a background character at a work station directly after. And yes, there's never enough time to fully explore the wonders of Samurai Cop.
I *knew* Robin reminded me of someone with his long hair! Henceforth, he shall be known as Robin "Samurai Cop" Bailes". :) Holy crap! I take that back. Clearly long-haired Robin is not Samurai Cop. Because long-haired Robin is one of the bad guy's henchmen seen at 1:11 Another great one guys.
Just checked IMDB, thought that was Robert Z'Dar as the baddie. Damn, he's appeared in some crap. As an aside, theres a "mockumentary" just come out called "Top Knot Detective" about a fictional cult japanese TV show. I wonder if this film was the inspiration?
If this was an 80's porn flick , we'd fast forward past these scenes to get to the good stuff. And most 80's porn movies had better plots then this thing and way better acting. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS has no fear of being out shined by this movie.
The partner with the gun only needed to act when Samurai Cop was faced with an opponent with a sword and he didn't have his. That's against the rules! Now let's play fair.
Just to be knit picking. The assassin doesn't fire a machine gun at our hiding heroes. He is firing an Uzi submachine gun. It fires the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge (caliber conversation kits do exists, but still only for handgun rounds), and most parts of the car would offer sufficient cover from such rounds. Had he fired a proper machinegun, such as a FN MAG, MG 3 or PKM, only the engine block would offer sufficient cover from the 7.62mm rounds.
On the plus side, the lead can rock both a nice suit and a banana hammock. On the minus side is everything else about this movie. RiffTrax has had a go at this.
Even with his own hair, this guy looks a bit girly, but in the wig, he's a kind of Beefcake Barbie; surely the make-up department could have done something! In the final sword fight, it looks like the film has been sped up, which may explain why all of the sound effects are out of sync with the action. But it is the only film where I have ever seen someone sneak into a hospital room disguised as a trash bin and cut off someone's head!
I haven't seen acting so stilted since that scarecrow convention 3 weeks ago. Any way how about it came from the ocean floor…the only good thing is it's name.
It should have been titled: KAMIKAZE POLICE. Oh Wait. I just got a great idea for a movie. As soon as Robin learned that the use of many drugs could be documented by looking for those chemicals in a person's hair, guess what happened, the hair disappeared.
Did you go and buy that incredibly identical and realistic wig just for this review? I'll focus on the sick little kid getting a wig to get me through my loss. This movie was ahead of it's time in one thing: it seems to be a fairly accurate portrayal of American cops right now.
@@DarkCornersReviews Not really, Robin. The freedom fighters in Rambo III were the Mujahideen, united in their cause to oust the communist party that grabbed goverment in a state coup and drive out the soviet forces that backed up the coup (albeit after making a coup of their own and killing the communist prime minister and setting up puppets they could control from Moskva). When the soviets left Afghanistan in 1989, the mujahideen fell into fighting amongst themselves and a state of civil war has plagued the country ever since. A large number of the mujahideen fighters banded together to form the Taliban, but other mujahideen opposed them. The Northern Alliance, the biggest opponent to the Taliban before the US and allied invasion in 2001, were made up of a number of former Mujahideen fighters. The fighters Rambo worked with in Rambo III could just as well be opponents of Taliban rather than supporting them. But in hindsight we can safely assume that Stallone and his crew didn't see the controversy that might arise from the future affiliation of the afghan fighters.
Thought perhaps you said the name he was using after Samurai Cop was over - the reason everyone thought he was dead - by mistake. Are you ever going to review Samurai Cop 2? I've heard it's VERY bad but for different reasons.
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To your question about a worse continuity error, I'd have to nominate one of Space Mutiny's top female crew members for dying in one scene and then appearing prominently as a background character at a work station directly after. And yes, there's never enough time to fully explore the wonders of Samurai Cop.
"I think it's really nice of you to give that dead girl another chance."
makes jean claude van damme look like laurence olivier.
Could have not said it better myself....
...Jane Claudia van Dame
There's no need to insult Jean-Claude Van Damme by comparing him to Samuri Cop.
It's really scary that there is an actual sequel that makes this look absolutely brilliant.
I dropped my phome on the floor and left there and missed the rest of video.
...I was laughing so hard
No Zdar popping out of a laundry basket dressed as a doctor to kill someone with a sword?
3:27 that lion head deco.....
“Hey! Wait a minute!” You left out my favorite part.
The end?
"What does _katana_ mean?"
"It means Japanese Sword."
Samurai Cop is available free on Amazon Prime. Got it on my Watchlist for the coming weekend. (11.17.19)
Free????...........Amazon must PAY ME to see this shit!!!!!!!
@@alejandrocasalegno1657 No, no, nooooo. This one is worth the price of admission just to watch the dude's hair change!
@@alejandrocasalegno1657 - There's a RiffTrax version.
Now that was a great one! :D Loved that wig on you Dark Corners, suits you.
Samurai cop lives in a beach house with a pool, but he wears a $39.95 patchwork leather jacket ?????!
I *knew* Robin reminded me of someone with his long hair! Henceforth, he shall be known as Robin "Samurai Cop" Bailes". :)
Holy crap! I take that back. Clearly long-haired Robin is not Samurai Cop. Because long-haired Robin is one of the bad guy's henchmen seen at 1:11
Another great one guys.
That was hilarious. Nice job guys.
Just checked IMDB, thought that was Robert Z'Dar as the baddie. Damn, he's appeared in some crap. As an aside, theres a "mockumentary" just come out called "Top Knot Detective" about a fictional cult japanese TV show. I wonder if this film was the inspiration?
I've been catching up on your past reviews, and I think this might be the best one yet! How the heck do you have so few subs, though?!
why the hell has you got so little subs, this is classic comedy at its best.........
I think this is your funniest review yet!
4:30- HaHa, you didn't think we'd notice you parted your hair on the other side.
You forgot to raise another inconsistency... what the hell has this cop got to do with the Tokugawa Shogunate???
If this was an 80's porn flick , we'd fast forward past these scenes to get to the good stuff. And most 80's porn movies had better plots then this thing and way better acting. DEBBIE DOES DALLAS has no fear of being out shined by this movie.
The partner with the gun only needed to act when Samurai Cop was faced with an opponent with a sword and he didn't have his. That's against the rules! Now let's play fair.
Just to be knit picking. The assassin doesn't fire a machine gun at our hiding heroes. He is firing an Uzi submachine gun. It fires the 9x19mm Parabellum cartridge (caliber conversation kits do exists, but still only for handgun rounds), and most parts of the car would offer sufficient cover from such rounds. Had he fired a proper machinegun, such as a FN MAG, MG 3 or PKM, only the engine block would offer sufficient cover from the 7.62mm rounds.
3:05 almost to Zardoz rank.
On the plus side, the lead can rock both a nice suit and a banana hammock. On the minus side is everything else about this movie.
RiffTrax has had a go at this.
Lol, I love how he adds "...and it hurts" - Like he _needs to specify that_ 0:14 🤣
Bela and not Bela in “Plan 9…”
Rewatching this a few years later and I’ve just noticed you had a wig on
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Any chance that you will be reviewing "The Giant Spider Invasion" (1975)? Unlike "Monster A-Go Go", director Bill Rebane was able to finish that film.
The girl conversations sound like a psychology journal
Even with his own hair, this guy looks a bit girly, but in the wig, he's a kind of Beefcake Barbie; surely the make-up department could have done something! In the final sword fight, it looks like the film has been sped up, which may explain why all of the sound effects are out of sync with the action. But it is the only film where I have ever seen someone sneak into a hospital room disguised as a trash bin and cut off someone's head!
There are some guys who shouldn't wear their hair long. This actor and Fabio are two men I think would have looked better in short hair.
Just putting it into a ponytail woulda helped (a bit)
Make up department?
@@julietfischer5056 Sorry, love Fabio's hair
I haven't seen acting so stilted since that scarecrow convention 3 weeks ago. Any way how about it came from the ocean floor…the only good thing is it's name.
We all know that the best 80's film, not made in the 80's, is Kung Fury!!
I dare anyone to disagree!!
It should have been titled: KAMIKAZE POLICE. Oh Wait. I just got a great idea for a movie.
As soon as Robin learned that the use of many drugs could be documented by looking for those chemicals in a person's hair, guess what happened, the hair disappeared.
Lewis Doherty you are hot.
1:00 fell of the chair! :D
How did you escape?!
I did kind of notice half way through. 😀. I can't think of one right now, I would have to think of ALL bad movies I have watched in the past 30 years.
Please do a review on "Sliver dragon Ninja "
The acting is on par with with The Room.
@4:30 Well he could've inherited it from his parents. Maybe.
where did you get the crew-cut wig? or is that CGI?
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Nice effort, but you can't do justice to the glorious schlock that Samuraui Cop is in just under 6 minutes.
Worst continuity error; does Paul Blargh Mall Cop getting a sequel count?
But, you have mullet to...
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Thank you!
Thanks!
Great review. For a follow-up to this might I recommend The Guy from Harlem (1977)? Probably the worst blaxploitation movie ever made.
Are you sure this wasn't a porn film reedited to be an action movie?
Did you go and buy that incredibly identical and realistic wig just for this review? I'll focus on the sick little kid getting a wig to get me through my loss. This movie was ahead of it's time in one thing: it seems to be a fairly accurate portrayal of American cops right now.
We stole the wig off a kid.
Since you review bad action films as well as bad horror films, would you consider reviewing Rambo 2 or 3?
More likely to do a Rambo rip off - not seen 3 in a while, but it is pretty funny that film is basically dedicated to the Taliban
@@DarkCornersReviews Not really, Robin. The freedom fighters in Rambo III were the Mujahideen, united in their cause to oust the communist party that grabbed goverment in a state coup and drive out the soviet forces that backed up the coup (albeit after making a coup of their own and killing the communist prime minister and setting up puppets they could control from Moskva). When the soviets left Afghanistan in 1989, the mujahideen fell into fighting amongst themselves and a state of civil war has plagued the country ever since. A large number of the mujahideen fighters banded together to form the Taliban, but other mujahideen opposed them. The Northern Alliance, the biggest opponent to the Taliban before the US and allied invasion in 2001, were made up of a number of former Mujahideen fighters. The fighters Rambo worked with in Rambo III could just as well be opponents of Taliban rather than supporting them. But in hindsight we can safely assume that Stallone and his crew didn't see the controversy that might arise from the future affiliation of the afghan fighters.
Still a better wig than Fantastic Four.
I think Samurai Cop would have work better if it was a Japanese actor and made in Japan.
It would be gonzo.
No budget for that
Wait!
What does katana mean?
It means Japanese sword.
Haha awesome. I suggest watching Six String Samurai if you loved this movie.
has anyone ever seen Neil Breen movies ?
Continuity is hard...
Why the overdub of Hannon's name?
We messed up
Thought perhaps you said the name he was using after Samurai Cop was over - the reason everyone thought he was dead - by mistake. Are you ever going to review Samurai Cop 2? I've heard it's VERY bad but for different reasons.
Ok that was good.
Your hair!!!! :O
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I know it's a bad movie, mate
But you needn't lose your hair over it.
Mein herr!!
WHAT!? Did you shave your head for this review!?
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you kinda look like him :-)
This film is gloriously incompetent.
Worst film ever made? Love the new hairstyle though - now we know what you really look like.
Your Hair looks better cut short dont you hate long hair on a windy day
Nothing about that was in any way racist
this movie is an abomination.
First! Love the show!