@@thomasgray4188 i’d argue otherwise; there’s random items scattered around on the tracks that can obscure movement, plenty of docked train cars with very convenient ramps, an apparent lack of train scheduling and organization, and zero hand rails and security gates.
I wish it was… but nah they stop the trains and shit…. Like seriously ? If they out here begging for death I ain’t looking to get shouted at by my boss for 30 minutes because some dude decides he wants to sit on the tracks….
Here's something fun! Subway Surfers actually has/had a show, for a while! All of the episodes are still up on RUclips, and there's actually a fair bit of lore
U should have mention that the trains that are moving would technically crash into the non mobile trains on the tracks , some of them block up the whole railway
I LOVE the info. Thank you for providing it. (Don't worry about a deadbrain 14yo saying 'what'. There are people like me who are interested and will appreciate it)
I unironically enjoy looking at it. I haven't had games on my phone for years now and kinda miss the silliness of Temple Run, Angry Birds, and all that. Never tried Subway Surfers, looks like mindless fun. A shame that we're drowning in mindless fun.
The security guards are the most agile dudes ever. They will chase you with impossible agility and through jetpack and jump boots until you've worn yourself out.
My head cannon is that either he has his own gear or that when he's off screen he's just running straight through the obstacles and like all the trains and stuff are just getting flipped out the way just from the guard running into them
The acting is so good!! The amount of small details like the guard putting his fingers on the graffiti to check if it already dried out! I love your shorts, man, you are a genius! Keep cooking 🔥🔥🔥
He didn't get run over, the guy in the gameplay IS the guy who we all thought was run over. That's why it showed. The only problem? He didn't stop. He is still running in a loop of forever running on the train tracks. Such a sad ending.
why not? everybody else is doing it and THEY dont even refer to the Subway Surfers game. heck SS gets more ad time than Raid Shadow Legends. this comment was dual sponsored by RSL and SS #RaidShadowLegends #SubwaySurfers #loz #totk #TIKTOK #DOITFORTHEVINE #hashtag #pound #number
At the first section of the video I couldn't really pay attention, felt like I was zoning out, but after seeing the last part, I understand the video now
*Plays subway surfers* *Security guard developing ptsd because of this incident and most likely fall into a deep depression. The impact was devastating, and the Teens life tragically came to an end. Benjamin, who was stationed nearby, witnessed the horrific accident unfold before his eyes. The incident haunted Benjamin’s every waking moment. It was as if a dark cloud had engulfed his soul, filling him with immense grief and guilt. He blamed himself for not being able to prevent the tragedy from occurring. The weight of his responsibility became unbearable, and gradually, he started to drown in a sea of depression. As days turned into weeks, Benjamin found himself falling into a deep abyss of despair. He withdrew from his friends and loved ones, isolating himself from the world. The once vibrant and lively security guard seemed to fade away, replaced by a shell of his former self. The reality of life had taken a toll on Benjamin. He couldn't shake off the feeling that he could have done more, that he had failed the town and the teens grieving family. The guilt gnawed at him, consuming his every thought. One day, as Benjamin sat alone in his dimly-lit apartment, contemplating the tragic events that had unfolded, he received an unexpected visitor. It was Mrs. Green, the mother of the child whose life had been cut short on those wretched train tracks. Her eyes were puffed and swollen from countless tears, yet there was an aura of strength about her. Mrs. Green explained that, even in the face of immense grief, she had found solace in forgiveness. She spoke of how life could deal the cruelest of cards, but it was ultimately our ability to rise above the anguish and pain that determined our strength.*
@@LtGhost-tb3kq let me break this down for you so your underdeveloped brain can comprehend: you know those shorts that put a gameplay under a commentary video or podcast? It usually is to keep your attention on the video and this man was joking about it because in this video, there was a sudden subway surfers gameplay put in the video. Please reply about what you can't understand so i can properly educate you 😀
@@sindalanboy Oh sorry, mate. I’m so sorry that I’ve offended you so badly you gotta write a full on paragraph to prove your point. Sorry man, won’t happen again.
As soon as i went to look in the comments (because my attention was dwindling), the subway surfers gameplay came on screen and immediately grabbed my attention 😅 That was really nicely timed, so props for getting me :)
it just barely missed him. tho I don't how the character in the game keeps it together bc i feel like that happens all of the time. wait if they do an introduction and we find out their feelings?
Gotta Give Benjamin Props, for some reason those kids in that gang don’t seem to age probably because of all that running they do or sustain any real permanent physical damage and also for some reason sometimes the tracks feel like they are going on forever, gotta stop with the coffee 😅
And now we are conducting a safety audit for the rail track in subway surfer
The safety is fine it's security that needs to be improved.
RAIL GUARDS PLEASE!
@@thomasgray4188 i’d argue otherwise; there’s random items scattered around on the tracks that can obscure movement, plenty of docked train cars with very convenient ramps, an apparent lack of train scheduling and organization, and zero hand rails and security gates.
HAND RAILS! WHERE ARE THE F*CKING HAND RAILS!?!
🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
this is actually how subway surfers would be if it was in real life
That’s what the point of the video is 😮
I wish it was… but nah they stop the trains and shit…. Like seriously ? If they out here begging for death I ain’t looking to get shouted at by my boss for 30 minutes because some dude decides he wants to sit on the tracks….
@@thatrandomtsundere3476 W
They can’t stop the trains in time
@@mittens4385 yes they usually can
I appreciate the meta-ness of this one, being a RUclips short n all
😐
@@theflamingphoenix5363 😀
@@DahsThePigeon 😃
@@blockbusterhero2989 😅
@@newgate-zerohour 😏
Here's something fun!
Subway Surfers actually has/had a show, for a while! All of the episodes are still up on RUclips, and there's actually a fair bit of lore
Thank youu
The juxtaposition of someone being run over by a train and then the clip of the game appearing underneath is so perfect.
Finally an accurate description of subway surfers IRL😂😂
Lol
naaaah the game was meant as a tribute for a family member
@@donavangarces1575 what? It wasn’t
@@beany_boy7654 ye it was that boy died and his dad dedicated a game for him
@@sabakaulashvili no thats a fake story
U should have mention that the trains that are moving would technically crash into the non mobile trains on the tracks , some of them block up the whole railway
I felt like the smartest 8 year old when i figured this out
Nah that's Mason's job 😂
Not to mention the walls.
@@n1k0659 same
@@rubiscubis6803 Security Audit on Subway Surfers? I'm in!
Security guard: *shocked*
Also him: *becomes a family guy episode*
Underated comment
lol i never thought of that
Lmao is that cuz of the split screen attention span thing?
@@slimreaper1911ye
aaa you have a Roger pfp! :D
I never realized how chaotic Subway Surfers would be in real life until now. The constant running and dodging would be exhausting.
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Brah get a life and make genuine content
bro ain no way this guy is verified and he has 21 likes and 2 replies only in the span of 3 months
@@MyNameIsKneoRealit's probably a group of people like the other accounts
@@boogerboomerIt's a bot. It's just a bot.
Bro is stalking me
Deserved honestly. That kid just vandalised every train in existence + they have unlimited energy.
*"I like trains"*
Famous Last words
Words that will stay in history
I understand that reference
Trainspotters like me don’t do graffiti tho
asdfmovie reference
*SUDDENLY PINEAPPLES*
you have no clue how happy I am that you made this💀
It may be old but it’s GOOD
I agree
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂😂
YOU HAD THE PERFECT CHANCE AND YOU FUMBLED
“It may be old but it’s GOLD”
@@Dont_click_this_profile-v8j4eere3e45567
I think some of the achievements are ridiculous. Also, getting coins is kinda difficult.
I love how he stuck a clip of subway surfers under the video like those other shorts do to keep your attention
shouldve replaced the top with family guy clips and kept the subtitles because thats all that happens anymore
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@@yourlocalcommenter9948 have to be Chinese as well
Wait why would it keep my attention
Fun fact the train that the kid jumped over is a UPY (Union pacific yard) NRE 3GS21B a custom made locomotive built for Union Pacific yard jobs! :D
what
@@waycnf7229 its a train
I LOVE the info. Thank you for providing it. (Don't worry about a deadbrain 14yo saying 'what'. There are people like me who are interested and will appreciate it)
@@waycnf7229 brainrot.
@@argentumsound guh
They forgot to add trains coming out of nowhere and the train tracks being utterly infinite.
OI!
That was absolutely perfect✨✨
Edit:Thx for 5k likes!!!!!
That oil! was inspiring and life changing 😂
Ong it was
ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴍʏ ɴᴀᴍᴇ
😂😂
Okay! ❤
“ welp, time to drag him back to the Home Screen”
100 likes
@@reymarkrazec9875 DAYUM I didn’t even realize 👀👀
410
Btw it was 409 but I liked it
1k, actually
Y’all I did not see that
"Oh I'm gonna lose me job!" 😂
What does that blue star mean
@@jawad4790 channel member
@@Angie13133more like mannel chember
@@Literally___MeOOOOO you got him
@@Angie13133he got you there bro
The voices are actually on point omg 😭😭✨️
Kid:dies
Security Guard:MY JOB
i hate how my eyes immediately focused on the gameplay that showed up on the bottom half
It's because sudden colorful movement tends to be eye catching.
I unironically enjoy looking at it. I haven't had games on my phone for years now and kinda miss the silliness of Temple Run, Angry Birds, and all that. Never tried Subway Surfers, looks like mindless fun. A shame that we're drowning in mindless fun.
Yikes…
I mean, it suddenly pops up from below and takes a good chunk of the screen space it's hard to not look at it.
It be rage inducing sometimes so it’s satisfying to look at someone not die in the game.
The security guards are the most agile dudes ever. They will chase you with impossible agility and through jetpack and jump boots until you've worn yourself out.
And he's obese.
My head cannon is that either he has his own gear or that when he's off screen he's just running straight through the obstacles and like all the trains and stuff are just getting flipped out the way just from the guard running into them
Don't forget ben got that dog too
i love how his first concern was his job
Priorities
I mean, the kid's already dead, what w
else would he worry about?
Brain do weird things in distress
Kid got reincarnated immediately into the gameplay 💀😂
The acting is so good!! The amount of small details like the guard putting his fingers on the graffiti to check if it already dried out! I love your shorts, man, you are a genius! Keep cooking 🔥🔥🔥
He didn't get run over, the guy in the gameplay IS the guy who we all thought was run over. That's why it showed. The only problem? He didn't stop. He is still running in a loop of forever running on the train tracks. Such a sad ending.
i wasnt expecting the actual gameplay to be shown in the bottom too
why not?
everybody else is doing it and THEY dont even refer to the Subway Surfers game.
heck SS gets more ad time than Raid Shadow Legends.
this comment was dual sponsored by RSL and SS
#RaidShadowLegends #SubwaySurfers #loz #totk
#TIKTOK #DOITFORTHEVINE #hashtag #pound #number
@@ericolens3 wat
Best short yet! That edit at the end actually had me rolling with laughter!!
Since 5 years we've never seen Hawaii.....
Finally it's back 🎉🎉🎉🎉
"Now I'm gonna lose me job,"
Wise words 2023-
No.1 Perk of being a subway security guard: trains can't run you over
At the first section of the video I couldn't really pay attention, felt like I was zoning out, but after seeing the last part, I understand the video now
Give this man some sort of award already
This has got to be one of my favourite skits. The acting is spot on
*Plays subway surfers*
*Security guard developing ptsd because of this incident and most likely fall into a deep depression. The impact was devastating, and the Teens life tragically came to an end. Benjamin, who was stationed nearby, witnessed the horrific accident unfold before his eyes. The incident haunted Benjamin’s every waking moment. It was as if a dark cloud had engulfed his soul, filling him with immense grief and guilt. He blamed himself for not being able to prevent the tragedy from occurring. The weight of his responsibility became unbearable, and gradually, he started to drown in a sea of depression. As days turned into weeks, Benjamin found himself falling into a deep abyss of despair. He withdrew from his friends and loved ones, isolating himself from the world. The once vibrant and lively security guard seemed to fade away, replaced by a shell of his former self. The reality of life had taken a toll on Benjamin. He couldn't shake off the feeling that he could have done more, that he had failed the town and the teens grieving family. The guilt gnawed at him, consuming his every thought. One day, as Benjamin sat alone in his dimly-lit apartment, contemplating the tragic events that had unfolded, he received an unexpected visitor. It was Mrs. Green, the mother of the child whose life had been cut short on those wretched train tracks. Her eyes were puffed and swollen from countless tears, yet there was an aura of strength about her. Mrs. Green explained that, even in the face of immense grief, she had found solace in forgiveness. She spoke of how life could deal the cruelest of cards, but it was ultimately our ability to rise above the anguish and pain that determined our strength.*
That train hitting the kid had me dying😂💀
It had the kid dying as well
@@EpicB_ 💀
@@Raynardthefox Welcome to 2023 Humor!
everyone here is mentally stable
@@spngrg99OH NO IM BLACK
@@EpicB_You did NOT just make that joke💀💀💀
The absolute terror on the guard's face
One of the best shorts to date
Honestly, a subway surfers movie about juvenile delinquents vandalizing train stations and being chased by the police sounds pretty cool ngl
The way my eyes were immediately glued to the gameplay as soon as it popped up
That's not even the ridiculous part. His skateboard makes the train vanish and simply revives with a Blue key.
Thanks for adding the subway surfers gameplay I was about to swipe up
Facts
"he dead now bois WE GOT ONE"
You should've included the fact that if you bump into a train, the cop just teleports
This genuinely the funniest thing ever that involves Subway Surfers
The guard is living in his new life, he didn't survive his old/past life because he was distracted by the kid and got crushed by the train 💀
As a Benjamin I am quite offended by this skit. We would never stand for such tomfoolery
Cry about it
@@owen_the_oddball8907 you know what a joke is right?
@@owen_the_oddball8907 you know what I think I will
Tomfoolery is one of the goofiest words out there 😂
As a fellow Benjamin, agreed. 🤝
Wow, i was just about to lose attention but then the ending really got to me😂
Tiktok attention span, mate. Jesus, you gotta sort that out.
@@LtGhost-tb3kq the joke went over your head
@@sindalanboy Joke, where is the joke? Is it imaginary humour? I haven’t seen much of that comedy, I’ve heard it’s hard to understand - sorry bro
@@LtGhost-tb3kq let me break this down for you so your underdeveloped brain can comprehend: you know those shorts that put a gameplay under a commentary video or podcast? It usually is to keep your attention on the video and this man was joking about it because in this video, there was a sudden subway surfers gameplay put in the video. Please reply about what you can't understand so i can properly educate you 😀
@@sindalanboy Oh sorry, mate. I’m so sorry that I’ve offended you so badly you gotta write a full on paragraph to prove your point. Sorry man, won’t happen again.
As a train yard security guard, this is accurate
This is the quality of content I want in shorts.
"Want a break from the ADS?"
Yes also queue the music
"Wanna break from the ass?"
@@The_true_William_afton_totallyand a oop
I shouldn't be laughing but I am
The joke is supposed to make you laugh tho
This legitimately made me flinch, holy shit.
As soon as i went to look in the comments (because my attention was dwindling), the subway surfers gameplay came on screen and immediately grabbed my attention 😅
That was really nicely timed, so props for getting me :)
That’s not good at all lmao your attention span is awful
That actually caught me off guard 😭
Train really be hatin' that kid too 😂
it just barely missed him. tho I don't how the character in the game keeps it together bc i feel like that happens all of the time. wait if they do an introduction and we find out their feelings?
Railway safety prioritized
The guy didnt die he just hit the screen
Damm that was hard💀
Oh I get it hahahha
@@limkailuen3022IM suprise i get 12 like
i have 2 words for this guy, acting genius
I love Subway Surfers! I've been playing it since I was a wee little lad
I never get it...who the Frick left so much gold on the train? Like what
Maybe a train filled with cash from a bank had derailed and they were too lazy to remove the gold?
@A Texan Kid What kind of a person is too lazy to pick up gold 💀
It feels so wrong to be this early...
Btw I love your content ❤
Before i get hit from this i wanna thank raid shadow l-
Usually think these are stupid but this one is worth watching
"I'm gonna lose me job"
Holy shit that lines relatable
Behind the train? *More like in front of A trai-* ☠️
Guessing the one that got run over by a train is new
I saw this while on the train and I was nearly in tears 😂. Pretty sure people think I’m crazy now
Damn, your videos always make my day better❤❤
The fact my eyes didn’t leave the bloody subway surfer clip once they put it up 😭💀
Really caught my attention in the end! 🤣
I almost lost focus during the vid, good thing there was gameplay to help me refocus
dont worry he had blue keys
That ``Oi! `` was so accurate it brought a tear to my eye
The ending is spectacular. Sad how it’ll be lost on future generations.
hey guys what happened in the first part, i couldn't pay attention
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I both find it extremely funny yet also extremely stupid how my eyes instinctively move down to the gameplay🤦♂️
Nah bruh this ain't subway surfers this is railway runners
its a shitty roblox knockoff game
This convinced me to play subway surfers again so good job!
The guard's reaction to the vandal getting hit by a train looks so genuine holy crap
The timing
where's the dog??
The first ever map is so nostalgic
I’ve watched this a million times and it’s gets better each time😂
Broo!!
This edits keeps gettin better.
😂
Gotta Give Benjamin Props, for some reason those kids in that gang don’t seem to age probably because of all that running they do or sustain any real permanent physical damage and also for some reason sometimes the tracks feel like they are going on forever, gotta stop with the coffee 😅
Bro said nah i will die then being in prison the kid said😂
I love how the officer has been running non stop for like a decade and is still fat 💀
I think what would be a cool feature is seeing the cop slowly becoming more fit the more you play
These are so freaking underated bro
Bro used the "revive"
HELP WHY DID HE JUMP💀😭😂
Bro pipelined it
Someone should get the Subway Surfers guard a therapist because hes been watching several teens get ranover by trains for years now.
BRO THE BRAIN ROT SUBWAY CLIP GOT ME DYING💀
What da dog doing. Also how da dog doin?
Subway surfers play now available on iOS an android
Edit: ain’t no way 15 likes I’m famous thank you guys
Braking news
Crazy how we didn’t even mention how athletic the guard is
At least he stopped the vandalism💀