Chirp Champ | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  3 года назад +5

    Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
    bit.ly/theo-von

  • @rockinrobin
    @rockinrobin 4 года назад +108

    Theo lookin like he walk around the mall humming songs

  • @KerioFive
    @KerioFive 4 года назад +257

    Theo Von should be the first Bad Friends guest!!!

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 4 года назад +4

      KerioFive DUDE THAT WOULD BE LEGENDARY

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 года назад +2

      @@Hectoralejandroguerrero lmfaaaooo 😂 there's been like 3 episodes but I feel ya

    • @TheLostDude7
      @TheLostDude7 4 года назад +2

      Why would Theo make a joke TYON. A bit odd for a depressed guy. Comedians I guess lol.

    • @MrAhuraMazda
      @MrAhuraMazda 4 года назад +5

      You havent had enough of the podcast circle jerk? Search Bobby Lee, Chino Santino and Theo and youll find probably 8 crossovers. Which is 7 too much, Bobby Lee and Chino Santino are both garbage

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 года назад +4

      @@MrAhuraMazda ya I noticed that too Theo is really funny so he makes Bobby and santino funny but by themselves they aren't I watched something with just santino and it was the least funny thing I've ever seen I'm confused on how he can make it as a comedian

  • @RichardCookerly
    @RichardCookerly 4 года назад +21

    “You can have a best friend that you don’t know.” -Theo

  • @gregorywilkinson5731
    @gregorywilkinson5731 4 года назад +60

    Bruh I'm Australian and Theo got me talking like I'm from rural Louisiana

  • @Bbwlvr
    @Bbwlvr 4 года назад +19

    Theo is the only man I know who can have such a great a conversation with a voicemail.

  • @justinrogo1415
    @justinrogo1415 4 года назад +64

    "You could easily see -" attacks smoothie for a minute.

    • @jackstone77
      @jackstone77 4 года назад +4

      Justin Rogo lmao I saw this while it happened

    • @AntinKalliMason
      @AntinKalliMason 4 года назад +4

      True Theo ASMR. It’s a pleasure to say the least.

  • @tumtum5123
    @tumtum5123 4 года назад +198

    I've never met anyone that can talk for an hour straight and not say anything

    • @OneTonDolphin
      @OneTonDolphin 4 года назад +9

      tumtum512 you ever been to the deep south? 🤣

    • @tumtum5123
      @tumtum5123 4 года назад +1

      @@OneTonDolphin I live in Texas, that's why I'm thoroughly confused!

    • @reedtaylor5455
      @reedtaylor5455 4 года назад +2

      I live in Texas as well and ive met quite a few lolol @tumtum512

    • @aaroncarvermail
      @aaroncarvermail 4 года назад +9

      Also Texan. Have been talking with my neighbor Squirrel for about a year and he’s never said anything. Great guy.

    • @joshchapman4753
      @joshchapman4753 4 года назад +8

      Running on neck thoughts brother, gang

  • @alexhanson7292
    @alexhanson7292 4 года назад +79

    The fact that Theo pulled the movie "tuck everlasting" out in a random thought, is so uniquely Theo, praise god
    Gang gang

    • @tamarakarlas1
      @tamarakarlas1 4 года назад +7

      Right???? Can’t think of American Psycho but thinks about tuck everlasting 😂😂😂

    • @alexhanson7292
      @alexhanson7292 4 года назад +3

      Seriously, I read/saw the movie tuck everlasting when I was in the 5th grade.
      Theo's intelligence and memory is so fucking underrated

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 4 года назад +3

      We all know they wanted to put an F in front of that hitter

    • @exthechickenwing
      @exthechickenwing 4 года назад +1

      CezaMVO gang shit

    • @DeSoulTV
      @DeSoulTV 4 года назад +1

      @@alexhanson7292 Same they had us reading that out here in NC.

  • @Frosty005
    @Frosty005 4 года назад +73

    Theo looks like the guy that always has to follow the mascot around

    • @itsgryme1081
      @itsgryme1081 4 года назад +2

      He looks like the guy in the mascot suit just not as sweaty

  • @jayy3539
    @jayy3539 4 года назад +52

    My heaven is theo talking for an hour

  • @stupididiotkitty
    @stupididiotkitty 4 года назад +18

    Man all day I was waiting for this upload, it feels like what church should feel like.

    • @bpetersxn
      @bpetersxn 4 года назад

      My thoughts exactly. Gang

  • @thejman5552
    @thejman5552 4 года назад +13

    Going through some rough times but thanks for being a source of light for me, theo. Gang gang

    • @anoriginstory9090
      @anoriginstory9090 4 года назад +2

      Same dawg. It’s been rough lately but this dude had me laughing my ass off

  • @anthonygruner2670
    @anthonygruner2670 4 года назад +113

    Theo was definitely a squirrel in his past life

  • @otgcheedo
    @otgcheedo 4 года назад +78

    0:24
    No one:
    Theo: "premature Nick showing up early with these bevs boy" 😂

    • @Bushey4545
      @Bushey4545 4 года назад +3

      No one??? If Theo said it people were definitely thinking it

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 4 года назад +1

      Jonas Boles dude theo has golden comments ready to go at any minute

    • @mixologistrobertcarnes797
      @mixologistrobertcarnes797 4 года назад +1

      Got that Iggy on his mind daddy

    • @jakedouglas5650
      @jakedouglas5650 4 года назад +4

      The 'no one' meme.
      Needs.
      To.
      Go.
      Onward. For real tho.

    • @nicholasdupont9097
      @nicholasdupont9097 4 года назад

      @@jakedouglas5650 needs to go. People sound dumb as fuuuuuuck

  • @martinlouis911
    @martinlouis911 4 года назад +58

    that smoothie break at 14:43 was legendary

    • @GabrielDiaz_21
      @GabrielDiaz_21 4 года назад +7

      Legendairy

    • @brianramirez8255
      @brianramirez8255 4 года назад +7

      Absolutely had to pause to find the first comment about it. I died laughing man.

    • @WillyG38
      @WillyG38 4 года назад +4

      Lol but around that time the cuts are super weird... Like he was talking about new Jersey then just stops

    • @HIGHTS
      @HIGHTS 4 года назад +3

      EDGE OF MY SEAT hahaha

    • @timr5185
      @timr5185 4 года назад +3

      Chased it down with some of that wheat grass from the field of dreams

  • @cb7pwn
    @cb7pwn 4 года назад +30

    Tell Theo his podcast in odd ways changes lives! lol cheers bud

  • @jayy3539
    @jayy3539 4 года назад +35

    Theos idea of getting “dipped” might be a revolutionary idea

  • @randyskyfrogjr.unintention8531
    @randyskyfrogjr.unintention8531 4 года назад +111

    Theo looks like Sonic the hedgehogs drug addicted older brother.

    • @mattallan6338
      @mattallan6338 4 года назад +5

      Dude i was thinkin the same thing,tails if he dabbled in a lil bit of that dust

    • @CloveCoast
      @CloveCoast 4 года назад +1

      Matt allan lol tails is flyinnnn

    • @mattallan6338
      @mattallan6338 4 года назад +5

      @@CloveCoast tails by day rails at night

    • @jaygreen6287
      @jaygreen6287 4 года назад +1

      Theo looks like sonic the hedgehog fucked Patrick Swayze

  • @yeselephant
    @yeselephant 4 года назад +7

    We must protect Theo at all costs! Gem of a human.

  • @YaMuthasOnion
    @YaMuthasOnion 4 года назад +26

    TYOL- This is going in my vocabulary right now

  • @seanwilson115
    @seanwilson115 4 года назад +3

    When I was young I didn't believe heaven existed, now I think it's the comfort of a woman by my side through good times and bad times

  • @puddintaine4556
    @puddintaine4556 4 года назад +36

    Nick skating in like a Sonic employee with a milky-shake.

    • @zachtooill
      @zachtooill 4 года назад +2

      PUDDiN TAiNE *milky milk shake

    • @spooley
      @spooley 4 года назад +1

      And throwing a few bars of his Iggy pussy rap down to boot. Legend.

  • @brienmageau9944
    @brienmageau9944 4 года назад +2

    My childhood heaven used to be envisioned as a place where all you do is smile and laugh and never feel sad or angry. Since losing my mom 8 months ago, heaven has changed. It was the first loss of my adult life.(27 years old)Now my heaven is filled with more conversations with her and whoever passes on throughout my journey. I do hope that heaven is timeless so that if I am blessed enough to get there I’ll have my sons with me. I hadn’t thought about this until now so thank you for provoking the thoughts.

  • @marcusaurelius652
    @marcusaurelius652 4 года назад +64

    Gang gang everyone! Night is made!

  • @adamdrakestudio
    @adamdrakestudio 4 года назад +1

    Had just finished a filming job this evening and was listening to some aggressive music on the drive back, was wide awake, then switched up to Theo and almost drifted off. Aside from the obvious danger of operating machinery whilst under the influence of Theo it's a huge compliment from me as there isn't much that chills me out. GANG.

  • @GabrielDiaz_21
    @GabrielDiaz_21 4 года назад +16

    Jesus when he starts drinking the smoothie 🤣😂😭

  • @BM000N0812
    @BM000N0812 4 года назад +18

    Just wanted to say I saw you in Norfolk, VA. It was an amazing show and it was privilege!

    • @wolfhendrix3971
      @wolfhendrix3971 4 года назад +1

      Moon56 Same! Gang gang

    • @jeffdecker627
      @jeffdecker627 4 года назад

      I just seen him in Oxen Hill (DC Suburb, I guess)...first time seeing him...incredible!!

    • @jeffdecker627
      @jeffdecker627 4 года назад

      Did he have (I think his name was) Petey Lopez opening? He was with him in DC. That guy son??? He destroyed the crowd!

  • @hunterleider5990
    @hunterleider5990 4 года назад +4

    lmfao laughed so hard when he makes wind noises and slips in " oo you got that yummy yum " hahahaha yeah boiiii

  • @eljay2008
    @eljay2008 4 года назад +23

    Shoutout nick with that Iggy Azalia LOL !

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 4 года назад +10

    "There's more than one way to cut the eagle meat"- Theo Von 2020. Like that doesn't make sense but it makes sense. Hit me right in my core.

    • @tinalanelle8
      @tinalanelle8 4 года назад +1

      CezaMVO you can also “fillet a Falcon”

  • @100rosesart8
    @100rosesart8 4 года назад +3

    "I think our audience is changing."
    I criiiiied 😂

  • @jeffdecker627
    @jeffdecker627 4 года назад +2

    Finally got to see Theo live...Friday the 28th in DC. Theo, you tore it down...we were crying boy!!! You handled that heckler too! Thank you for what you do! Gang!

  • @nurse1america200
    @nurse1america200 4 года назад

    Thank you for coming in today. It made a huge difference in my life! I needed to hear a lot of the things you spoke on. One foot in front of the other &the brain will follow. YYEESSSS & Big thanks from THIS single mom of 2, who suffers n'struggles w/chronic illness, who's balancing life while raising my babies....doin' the best I can. Gang GANG Brotha

  • @jameslashomb5177
    @jameslashomb5177 4 года назад +4

    The old 'this past weekend' intro sound brought some joy this way. Gang

  • @gldflcn
    @gldflcn 4 года назад +8

    “There’s nothing wrong with lusting after your cousin......it’s how you proceed afterward” - Theo Von

  • @youngbucksoldgoats
    @youngbucksoldgoats 4 года назад +9

    My name is Randy. It freaks me out every time Theo uses Randy for his imaginary characters.

  • @TheRealHaloLover
    @TheRealHaloLover 4 года назад +11

    "a couple grams of olives"

  • @FelipeBRARSPF
    @FelipeBRARSPF 4 года назад +2

    A shout out to all sock makers. Dude, there's something special about these Theo podcasts man, kinda hard to explain! Hauehauheuaheua

  • @rayemaclennan888
    @rayemaclennan888 4 года назад +5

    Pillow attached to their head: you fall down, Stay down, now you’re napping.
    “9 out of 10 times if you push somebody, them bitches be goin’ down.” - Theo Von 😆

  • @gleavy9
    @gleavy9 4 года назад +1

    “There’s more than one way to filet a falcon” 😂😂😂

  • @Asist0ne
    @Asist0ne 4 года назад +16

    Theo Von looks like a G.I. Joe action figure that can't figure it out.

    • @nemonemo3898
      @nemonemo3898 4 года назад

      That can't figure it out and gets shot first, gang gang

  • @erikgreeno6136
    @erikgreeno6136 4 года назад +138

    Theo looks like he was raised by a couple gay porcupines

    • @aill1369
      @aill1369 4 года назад

      erik greeno 😂😂

    • @Hectoralejandroguerrero
      @Hectoralejandroguerrero 4 года назад

      this comment is golden

    • @Thbwww
      @Thbwww 4 года назад

      😭😭😭

    • @GJ-2304
      @GJ-2304 4 года назад

      HECTOR ALEJANDRO GUERRERO🧡 no it’s not

    • @erikgreeno6136
      @erikgreeno6136 4 года назад +4

      @@GJ-2304 you a hating ass beech?

  • @RosettaVega
    @RosettaVega 4 года назад +4

    I find myself constantly yelling at Theo when he's trying to remember something and I know the answer. "American... American..." "Psycho, Theo!! It's American Psycho!!" Like he can hear me or something. Smdh.

  • @wilfredhopsin4840
    @wilfredhopsin4840 4 года назад +3

    29:55
    "Maybe everybody's gay.."
    *Contemplates his sexuality for a moment*

  • @xnukkeesx
    @xnukkeesx 4 года назад +1

    The first few mins is already gold lol

  • @blaineisthecoolest
    @blaineisthecoolest 4 года назад +2

    16:02 my favorite moments of the pod are when Theo gets email notifications.

  • @Andrew.millertime
    @Andrew.millertime 3 года назад

    “ there’s more then 2 ways to frickin fillet a falcon” let’s gooo I’m upstairs! That had me crying laughing

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 4 года назад +1

    Heaven is a big, cozy bed, made entirely of love. Just snugglin' yo' self all up in it.

  • @RNOmusic
    @RNOmusic 4 года назад +23

    Theo lookin like Reba’s mid-transition butch lesbian stepsister cuhhmawwwn

  • @joehopp7247
    @joehopp7247 4 года назад +5

    Sniffin' with my ears this late night hitterrr GANG

  • @kaceyid07
    @kaceyid07 4 года назад

    I could listen to Theo speak all day. Love from Louisiana..

  • @HermitMoth
    @HermitMoth 4 года назад +11

    I just died laughing at 5:59 😂
    Love you, Theo. gang gang

  • @maryhirsch863
    @maryhirsch863 4 года назад

    Theo you are so humble and kind hearted. Im sure your Mom is so very proud of you!!!

  • @Patrick-ui9fg
    @Patrick-ui9fg 4 года назад +4

    14:45. even when he doesn't say anything at all it's the funniest shit.

  • @thomasporter1015
    @thomasporter1015 4 года назад

    They thought SARS was a test. One guy took it, now he’s a lawyer... Love it all. In these ‘Rona times, we all need a friend like Theo to help us thru quarantine-times. Love the way you spread the love Brother.

  • @krazykdon
    @krazykdon 4 года назад +2

    overcast but fluffy🤣 same

  • @gmaccormack420
    @gmaccormack420 4 года назад +9

    I love how Theo’s idea of heaven is literally a cruise ship buffet

  • @paperhandpapi
    @paperhandpapi 4 года назад +11

    The guy that called in about his cousin is weird af...His cousin invites him to hang with her and her friends and his brain immediately goes to thinking about his cousin...not the friends...the cousin. He needs the lord lmao

    • @swampfox9820
      @swampfox9820 4 года назад +5

      Jonathan Yanez that’s them dark arts boi

    • @AH-mk4mk
      @AH-mk4mk 4 года назад

      I thought exactly the same!

    • @Gh0stdawg70
      @Gh0stdawg70 4 года назад

      @@swampfox9820 whats up name brother! Where you from??

    • @swampfox9820
      @swampfox9820 4 года назад

      Jesse Scott no way!!! I’m from Indiana brother what about you?

  • @Star-xq4tp
    @Star-xq4tp 4 года назад

    Theo is the one and only comedian I think that will not change as a person if he makes it really big. He has humble beginnings and can relate so well to the average guy. He's too down to earth and goofy to be up in the Hollywood fame life. Gang !

  • @emergencyroomandy9425
    @emergencyroomandy9425 4 года назад +13

    Theo looking like he tried signing up to community college to learn how to drive a trailer.

  • @colerichey4085
    @colerichey4085 4 года назад +1

    U can’t help but smile watchin Theo Jam out at the end of every solo episode 😂🙏🏼 gang gang

  • @djloach4788
    @djloach4788 4 года назад +3

    Theo looking like the Downs version of Duke Nukum son....that DS hittin Hitman hitter bruh.. cuummoan.... GÅÑG

  • @tggmjcg
    @tggmjcg 4 года назад +6

    23:10.... Theo's response / interpretation of this call is HILARIOUS !! I absolutely needed a true laugh this A.M. and got it!!
    Stay Classy Bad Sex Bandits!
    -Gang

    • @conhod10
      @conhod10 4 года назад +2

      T. Gibson the following call made it ten times better too 😭

  • @chriswhite2389
    @chriswhite2389 4 года назад +3

    That late night hitter! Gang

  • @Lumpy777
    @Lumpy777 4 года назад +1

    Theo rocking that Punxsutawney hitter!

  • @abhijeetholambe9861
    @abhijeetholambe9861 4 года назад

    You're amazing man. I love to get stoned and listen to you talk about random stuff. Thanks for being there.

  • @RanchBlessingsz
    @RanchBlessingsz 4 года назад +1

    Jennifer. Thank you so much for sharing your story. ❤ Take care.

  • @dsauce8780
    @dsauce8780 4 года назад

    I drove away someone in my life and I can’t can’t over it. I took for granted something that was a gift that I knew I had to earn. Kinda lost control while focusing too much on work and things that ultimately aren’t important bc those things will always be there.

  • @closinginonclosure
    @closinginonclosure 4 года назад +5

    King and the Sting changing your audience. Brandy Schwab bringing over them homoerotics

  • @jamescaicedo5194
    @jamescaicedo5194 4 года назад +4

    Theo looks like Patrick Swayze 3rd string stunt double

  • @kieraalessandriakolczynski4916
    @kieraalessandriakolczynski4916 4 года назад +1

    American Psycho is the movie you were thinking of. Sorry but I was yelling at you through my tv like a psycho lol. Love you Theo 💕💕💕

  • @47Libra
    @47Libra 4 года назад +1

    That iggy azalea bit from KATS had me dying 😂

  • @K31R616
    @K31R616 4 года назад

    I need this as much as air and water. Thank _you,_ Theo. Thank you!

  • @keanukrech7411
    @keanukrech7411 4 года назад +2

    Theo looks like a guy who would stop halfway through verbalizing an idea to assault a smoothie for 2 minutes.

  • @mRSharmaking
    @mRSharmaking 4 года назад +2

    get that solo pod hittaaaaaaaaaa

  • @ca724
    @ca724 2 месяца назад +1

    *Time stamp* 11:32
    "I had a couple viets by the River, you feel me?" #alligators 😂😂😂😂

  • @PretENDOgolf
    @PretENDOgolf 4 года назад

    Theo is a national treasure.

  • @cotyjolivares
    @cotyjolivares 4 года назад

    Theo Von and Tj Miller will be epic, both witty and quick thinking, excited for this hitter

  • @clcare5563
    @clcare5563 4 года назад +17

    Liked before it started. Gang Gang!

  • @adog231231
    @adog231231 4 года назад +6

    Let's go! Gang brother. Thanks for everything Theo.

  • @krazykdon
    @krazykdon 4 года назад +2

    idk what im talking about...
    but thats all the time boyyy🤣 same

  • @hofhat
    @hofhat 4 года назад +1

    Theos fresh off his DMT trip in Hawaii here, no wonder he’s so charismatic!

  • @ericszkola7788
    @ericszkola7788 4 года назад +1

    Theo, saw you this past Thursday in Red Bank. I was the guy rocking the Deuce Jersey! WhoDat!! You were phenomenal brother!! Onward!

  • @zdotspade
    @zdotspade 2 года назад

    “Don’t be too hard on yourself, I learned that from you guys.” Gang gang 🥲
    we love u Theo

  • @RadDadMoody
    @RadDadMoody 4 года назад +2

    Thank you Theo, for another good listen at bed time

  • @Uniique90
    @Uniique90 4 года назад +4

    Raising cane with the hailstones and lightning! Now here's my fellow pisces! Thunder storms and theo von in the background! Get'em KY BG

    • @WillyG38
      @WillyG38 4 года назад +1

      Dude I had a stroke trying to understand your comment

    • @Uniique90
      @Uniique90 4 года назад

      @@WillyG38 first off, your last name sucks lmao. If you live in bowling green you would understand the storm we just had. Theo and I are both pisces. Look it up. Cool with you willy?

  • @cameronkwaiser7139
    @cameronkwaiser7139 4 года назад

    When he said woaaaahh and stopped the call😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣laughing soo hard

  • @johnmoore2040
    @johnmoore2040 4 года назад

    Saw your show in VA last Saturday and man one of the best experiences of my life thank you Theo 🙏🏼

  • @andystarz7936
    @andystarz7936 4 года назад

    Thanks for doing what you do Theo, you'll never quite get how your words ripple through the world and set forth a chain of events of positivity fueled by your words of self reflection and guidance. Gang. TPW forever

  • @TheChaneaux
    @TheChaneaux 4 года назад +4

    Theo is the kid that runs inside from playing and is out of breath trying to drink out of a cup and he’s kinda choking on the water but mostly just every 7 seconds he gasps for air

  • @LorwelDonquist
    @LorwelDonquist 4 года назад +4

    I think I’m heaven I’ll finally get to meet Theo Bobby Lee and Chris Dentlia

  • @andrewflacca3329
    @andrewflacca3329 4 года назад +1

    26:40
    i said to myself what is goiing on and laughed
    when theo said what is going on, i laughed even louder

  • @DukeJimmyJones
    @DukeJimmyJones 4 года назад

    I can listen to much now a days with all the commercials. I pay for premium and still have to listen.

  • @DolphCas
    @DolphCas 4 года назад +1

    “TYOL”!!!! “”DumbPhones”????!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @maloz_pasoz8429
    @maloz_pasoz8429 4 года назад +9

    Man this episode brought me back to an old song I used to listen to.
    By: SPM
    Song: Mexican Heaven.

  • @z1z2z3z
    @z1z2z3z 4 года назад

    Theo is truly unique. Gang Gang

  • @anthonysoto229
    @anthonysoto229 4 года назад

    "Judgemint chocolate chip" pure gold Theo🤣🤣

  • @quincyseis813
    @quincyseis813 4 года назад +5

    My guy! I’ve been listening for over a year and dude my fiancée just left me and I knew where to come for some laughs and sober support from the Gang!!! Gang Gang!

    • @ultranitro437
      @ultranitro437 4 года назад +1

      Keep your Head up Quincy! Be strong. 💪

    • @quincyseis813
      @quincyseis813 4 года назад

      ultranitro right on thank you 🙏🏼

  • @joepiemonte9850
    @joepiemonte9850 4 года назад +1

    Thanks for the episode Theo 🙏🏼