Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP 114 - Congratulations with Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 31 мар 2019
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Aprils Fools!
On today's show, Theo Von sits in as a surprise guest host and brings quite a few rumors about Chris with him. Also discussed: Mike Lenoci, orgasmic meditation, and a bunch of other Theo Von brand nonsense. Plus, we do a New Orleans edition of Missed Connections.
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Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history"
Chris and Theo:
Theoanos.
Hold my beer
Infinity War is gay
@@bradleyrayson2955 lube me up and gimme that gay sauce
"Hold my diet coke" cause neither of then drink booze 👀
Theo being let loose on Chris' sound board during a pod cast is one of the best things to have happened.
this is depressing
It's un-depressing bruh! Gang gang
I agree !!! Lol this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! Made me laugh so hard!
You’re depressing.
Is it just me or does Chris D'Elia seem a little rural today?
uh, cheya, mad rural bro
Ken Mode avatar, dope, son...dope.
Vonny is soft for rural guys, he doesn’t drink milk?!!!!! Hahaha
i think u r a bitch
*Feral
I love how Theo accidentally uses some of the sounds from the soundboard correctly
Danielle Kendall i think Theo accidentally uses some of the shit that comes out of his imagination correctly
tattoofthesun I think he’s lived his entire life on accident, correctly
Except the brinks truck he thought was a damn HANDICAP sound lol
LOLOL the sound board moments had me laughing LOUDDD
Ive never gotten an April fools gift before...
this is literally the only way you could get me to listen to this podcast.. well played delia
@@SAFbikes same..i subscribed to Delano's channel only cause of The Rat King
@@FullBoarDaniel oddly enough, i unsubscribed for the same reason
It's funny how these guys all pretend they have their own studios and are not just living in Joe Rogan's podcast sweatshop warehouse #podmills #freetheo #ganggang
#freetheo
#Podcastgate
Toy Insanity definitely should should look into it
Podmills 😂😂😂
It puts the episode on youtube or else it gets the hose again.
Hope Theo took the time to stop in and grab a coffee from the Starbucks in Chris' house.
He could get past the second set of doors with absolutely no issues.
Whites only* Starbucks
My first thought 🤣🤣
He’s Polish-Nicaraguan bro, they’d never allow that
Hopefully the Starbucks served Theo being he's half Nicaraguan!?🤣
"chris hired a group of old men to laugh at his jokes" damn that made me laugh
😂😂 the kawhi laugh
That killed me 😂😂
"Doesn't make aaaaa diplomaaaa" 😂 brrrrrruhhhhh
I was about to comment the same thing!! Gang Gang
Brent Johnson doesn't make a Ronald McDonald. Gang bruh
I'm watching it now and crying laughing hahahaha.
LMFAO.
GANG GANG BABY!!!! STEP Daddy takin over the dark arts!
That right brother
Gang gang
@Vino ya in the middle of business meetings and everything
“Hi Bye”
Theo “Oh, it’s Japanese”
Dhariell Alvarado I choked on my vape
"That's that shit I don't like!"
Theo: "Spanish."
Theo hit more soundboard buttons in 20 mins than Chris does in 3 episodes lol god damn, this was great
15min in “are we done yet? I feel like we covered all of it.” DEAD
Says it every 15 mins. Haha.
Yeah zero preparation 🤭😂
natalia hellen you’re out of control
I love how the guys in studio and natalia didnt get the joke either
"Place so rich I walked outside and got hit on the face with a checkbook "
I'm rolling 🤣🤣🤣👏
Hahaha. That was awesome
They got a $6000 plant out front
@@merrittorius what is this? Spanish bro?? 🤣
@@Rodrigo-tk2fm guy had me rolling for sure. Great treat to start off spring.
Theo killed me with that. RIP Billy
Theo Von came for a silly goose time.
Theres a rumor going around Chris D'elia has Small feet but has Big shoes🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead
LMAO Theo exploring the soundboard is hilarious
"Why the fuck do you got dj khaled?" Cracked me the hell up
Hes got a group of old men to laugh at his jokes
"Free black friends when you press that one, y'know"
"One of the babies spilled some milk, uh oh" Hahahahaha!
I had to restart from this part because I couldn't stop laughing over the next 5 minutes
You know the vowels, A, E, I, “OH”, and sometimes U 😂😂😂
Fuck "y"
Lmao I died
I'm snort laughing at the gym 😂
LMaio
"It's nice to be here in the two time runner up TFATK's guest of the year studio." 🤣
I got so excited about this episode that I damn near took a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment.
Rip Billy Conforto 🙏🏻
Don't do it! It's not worth it!
Billy no!!!!
bless up Billy Conforto
Don't forget Sanders Bennie
One of the top 6 or 700 podcasts in the game 😂
Lmfao
*Plays Booker T.* “oooh yeah lil bit of Johnny Cash”
That's the only good tune he has
hahahahhaha no one caught this 🤣🤣🤣
I caught it. Still hilarious!!
He also says A,E,I,O, and sometimes U
Johnny Cash made that song in the universe and dimension that Theo Von comes from
lmao Chris was so respectful on TPW not knowing Theo was straight roasting him on Congratulations
I Saw Chris d’elia do theos podcast and had to immediately come to watch Theo on congratulations
Did you also wipe after?
muckrak3r I slept in it like a pig
Yea so did everyone else guy
I did the opposite.
Congratulations is definitely one of the top, 6 or 700 podcasts going on currently.
Is it THOOOOOOOOOOOÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ??
@@Extra_Goodness yes!
@@lamolambda8349 yummy
2 yrs later yes, very true
"Who the f*** is Floyd Maryweather, the boat captain?"
Chris and Theo is the best comedians ever in my book. This reverse hosting just hammers the nail into the coffin 😂😂
chris has a $6000 dollar plant out in his front yard it still has a price tag on it hahaha
*woman moans*
“That’s Chris doing yard work”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
misopaste27 oh what a talented individual
delete your comment, people gonna think y'dumb
That killed! Lol
@@jorgepadilla9945 y'cuda if you care that much about other peoples opinions
@@xPizzaDoos Y'usin it wrong..turn'round
Chris "why do you have all this shit"
Theo "why dont they have any like cool dodads or something in here"
The minimalist and the hoarder swapping places, lol
@@MrEffervescent haha for real, that was so funny.
what is this, cedar?
Highlights of Theo:
0:52 Uber Twink
5:08 Too Rich to Pronounce Vowels
9:42 The Mirrors Don't Reflect
11:41 Seattle Shit Bouncer
15:36 Shitting on Comedian Michael Linoci
16:44 Are We Done?
19:12 Smashing Pumpkins Concert
28:32 Shitting on Chris's Body
29:05 Other Celebrity Homes
34:45 Doing 8 Shows
36:43 Shitting on Florida
37:33 Finding Pussy on Hot Guys
41:14 It's Hard Being Chris D'elia
42:57 Wet the Bed
44:18 Chris's Middle Name
*45:20 Orgasmic Meditation
49:14 Sucking Chris's Dick
49:24 "Missed Connections:
52:24 Princess Diane
53:59 Swamp Lesbians
Honory Mention:
4:38 Chris Hires Old Men to Laugh at His Jokes
5:59 Mercantiles
6:58 Chris doing Yard Work
7:36 Why I made this comment
7:55 Why I REALLY made this comment
16:20 59:00 AC/DC Blue Ball
33:04 Theo on Hot Ones
40:19 zygotes
42:36 Shitting on Applebee's
50:06 N. O. Drive By
50:40 Westbank of New Orleans
53:18 tongue emoji
Tremendoua
You dropped this three years ago King 🫴👑
goated
“Doesn’t make a reflection”
Fires up "Green Onions" by Booker T and the MG's and says "I like that, little bit of Johnny Cash" with no hesitation.
Yeah..that. was hilarious!😊
Lmao! In my opinion, Theo Von's comedy is ingenious. I know he ain't everybody's cup o'tea, don't know if there's any truth to the legend but I hear there are even people who hate him! But I fucking love him. His wit is unmatched by anyone I can think of, but I also am not familiar with all comics. But yea the speed of his little relevant comments is pretty unique. And I say relevant because the comments aren't misplaced and out of nowhere.
"Imagine if you wake up and know a little more cuz you see a little farther, and the pressure that puts on ya."
I needed to pause and marinate on that for a second.
Heavy weighs the crown
Ignorance is bliss
Not even 17 minutes in:
“So are we done here? I think we’ve about covered it.”
Hahahahahaha had em deadds
“Little bit of Johnny Cash” 😂😂😂
Fuck, at first I thought Chris just had a really rough flight or something.
Or a really good nights sleep.
and got heaps funnier.
ffs hahahah
Theo vonn is funny?
@@curmidgeon8 what do u think?
RIP Billy Conforto bruh... ate a bunch of pills and drove into an embankment..
F
Rip
Moe Gains I think that might of been Daniel, that boy makes his own choices
"Is that a handicap parking? Thats pretty sweet. I didn't know he cared about that." 😂 luuuulz
16 minutes in "what's next? Are we done yet?"
"Hi Bye!"
Oh, its Japanese....
😂
Thats the rat king for ya
Read this just as I heard it lol
Hai = yes
Bai = big
@@bobbybush1750 jesus 😅
@@Raaaa10331
Jesus has nothing to do with this
Hi-Bye
Oh its japanese - doesn't even flinch. Lost it. All Natural laughter
*Brinks truck sound*
"Oh what is that, a handicap parking?" lol
Who else came here from this past weekend? Had to come find that rat king, nowuhimsayin???
Gregory Northrup Yeah but there’s no way I’m going to subscribe to someone who rents dogs for Instagram
Alex Cunningham true fans will know 😂👌🏼
cuuuhhhhhh moooooowwwwwwwnnnnnn boyyyyee
Gang gang
@@suttergorilla ye boi
42:47, hits the "That's that shiiit I don't like." Theo, " Yes sir, Spanish" LMAO!
"free black friends when you press that one aye" hahahaha
Both of these hitters had me crying. Chris and Theo, well done.
Matt Smith “hitters”? Are you Jay-Z?
@@reillygc hahahaha its ya boi
When Theo kept asking if he was done 💀
Theo is the king of self-deprecating humor. He somehow roasts someone while at the same time complimenting them in a reverent way, he's a genius.
You have a good point, but Self deprecation was not the term you were looking for lmao
@@gregklein502 nah it was...he's the only person who can put himself down while roasting someone else, and make it endearing. Like the whole time hes roasting Chris, he's secretly saying how inshape, rich, well off Chris is also. How his podcast is so well put together, etc. I guess I meant he's somehow able to be self-deprecating and still roast someone, which is a talent in and of itself.
@@gregklein502 I'm glad I wasn't the only one who noticed lol.
@@lockekappa500 self deprecation is not what you are describing... lmao..
@@lockekappa500 you cant be self deprecating about another person. its called *self* deprecating. Wrong term.
theo von might be the funniest man on the planet
Agreed! It’s a tie between him and Burr imo
@@ryananderson4315 burr is great but idk he just abit overrated... he one of the legends but ive seen several people funnier imo with more versatile jokes burr always does the same style thats my only problem with him
@@ezraprzytyk Ok
@@ezraprzytyk are there any comedian that do different styles then?
@@thomaskolb576 yeah, many.... Like Theo.... Ive known burr for a lot longer but he always has the same vibe and type of jokes where as Theo will say a joke orsomeshitive never heard in my life... For example Delia is one of my absolute favorites but he also uses the same style often
"we have all natural laughter made from the heart" gang gang 🐀👑
Chris D'elia doing yard work!! Lmao that sound will never be the same
This is not just the best Chris D'elia podcast episode ever, this is the best podcast episode ever, past and future. Sorry to everyone that hasn't been born yet.
Tom Wright This Past Future w/ Theo “Step Daddy” Von
This is one of the most golden episodes of Theo EVER!!! I laughed so freaking loud the entire time!!
"free black friends when you press that one!" Hahahaha 😂😂
Theo you seem like you're really doing well the past week or two. I hope things stay positive. Gang!
Agreed bro, thought i was the only one who noticed. Gang Gang!
I agree! Theo sounds and looks GREAT!! HE'S BACK!!!!
Kevin what happened to him? i noticed on his IG he had some stuff going on hope hes okay!
He’s been laying off that porn
Hopefully he'll keep courting single mothers & find the right one :3
Omg Lmao when he makes fun of Chris’s voice 💀💀💀 #babytho 😂
Time stamp?
Holy shit this was the funniest fucking thing I have heard in a long time. This dude comes off the top with solid gold jokes with platinum crusted crust on it. This is my first Theo listen and I can’t find his podcast fast enough!
Theo is the cutest human on the planet
You know the vowels, A, E, I, OH!, & sometimes U bruh.
Hahahah
always U, sometimes Y
@@flukeskywokker thats what theos joke was dude... cmon..
I was laughing so hard at this for no reason. I love Theo 😂
he's right tho lol
I AM CHOKING i dont know what to watch first
Choking on what
@Luke Daniel based off the videos he likes, I don't think he's interested in her specific genitalia
Girls like to be choked right
Vino bro vino is wine go fuckin drink yourself you muppet
@Luke DanielBruh take an anti involuntary celibate pill. White knighting I hate that crap, he aint doin that. Its just like, allow some girls to enjoy it.. without a sexual reference everytime so its not a sausage embankment for everyone else in here
Didn't even know Chris had a podcast! First time I watch a episode its Theo... Gang gang!
Don't believe you
April fools... Boom!
Me too
“Are we done?” 16 minutes in 😂😂😂
RIP Billy Conforto
Fuck Billy Conforto
@@ZozoRevolta hey fuck you budday
@@ZozoRevolta Fuck you, you ain't got shit on our favorite homoerotic busboy
“This is what Chris probably plays when he takes a urine.” *plays Dj Khaled* 😂😂😂😂
Chris: “Hi bye”
Theo: oh he’s Japanese
That's chris doing yard work... "unhhh"
that's true...(in lady's while arms are in the air)
“Top 600-700 podcast” hahahahahhahaahha
"Oh it's Japanese." Only the Rat King baby
Anthony Skallet Hi bye 👋 lol 😝😭😭
Love how Theo doesn't know what to talk about like he doesn't have his own podcast. Lmao!
"Free black friends when you press this one". Lol theo is on a different tier
Aww I love Theo dude. At the end looks like he says I'm sorry man. He goes through so much. You can tell. God its great to have them both around. It's like they illustrate the entire spectrum of emotion through completely different lenses. It's beautiful to see and fun to support.
sfuture08 well said !
so wholesome :*)
I don’t think Chris or Theo believe in “god”.
Smiles Per Gallon Chris no, Theo yes. Y'pay'tench? Also irrelevant so turn 'round, bruh. Onward
19:12 Theo's description of Smashing Pumpkins LMAOOOOO
It was so accurate 😂
"Doesn't make a diploma"
"Doesn't make a drop" 😂😂
The way he says “Boiiii” is hilarious lmfao
The Rat King pulled off some dark arts and usurped Daddy.Onward
This his cult now, gang gang
😂 these guys running the podcast game
"you guys need more doodads, you should get a 2nd place trophy." lololol
Austin Larson son he didn’t let up at ALL
Free black friends when you push that one. Lol
What song is that... drawing a blank
this guy 2 funny bruh
Sam Petronelli 50 cent -How we do.
@@sampetronelli Ja rule - Clap back
@@barneywhite4946 youre a good fucking person. Thank you good sir
I just finished This Past Weekend and now I’m here. Big fan of both podcasts!
Same but now. 🎉
Thankfully he said step daddy. I thought the Mandela effect finally had something to it.
Every time he asks “are we done?” 😂😂
"if you wanna look at yourself? turn round and go on home."
A E I "OH" and sometimes U LMFAOOO
“a thick urine, out of the back”
We don’t deserve Theo
"one of those old boys"
“We need a man doin doody, and white man caught lookin” lmaoo
“That’s Chris doing yard work”
😂😂😂
I laughed so hard everytime Theo discovered another congratulations sound bite.
"We got a bed bug infestation in the studio" as Daddy's sitting in that same studio lmao!
Damn dude he legit says "I'm sorry man" at the end. Didn't even know he killed it. He looked kinda upset too.
Revisiting this again, fucking hilarious. Wassup ma’babies
This april fools exchange is the best thing of the year 🤣🤣🤣
Mat Makai totally a great April fool’s surprise!!!! 😭💥💥🔥👏👏👏💯
2019 can only go down from here.
first and foremost....BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Secondly, I am literally 2:54 in to the pod and this is genuinely and truly my FAVORITE THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!BEST APRIL FOOLS DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ditto ... Love it!
Theo's too hard on himself. I thought he did great. At the end you can see him say " Sorry guys, was it a good show"?
I thought maybe he was saying sorry for whatever he said just before they had to cut out. Just a guess though
Excellent show!
He had a slow start with the RUclips video but whoever's behind the boards helped give him new ideas after about 15-20 min and he started interacted with them
Theo, I'd just like you to know that 9 pints is more than 4 quarts 😂 43:40
Damn, Theo got all awkward when he pressed the Brody Stevens "yes" button. That's hella adorable.
Russ Singh don’t make me choke u out bruh 💪
This needs to be a regular thing moving forward, podcasters swapping shows...so much untapped potential here...this is too good 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Cohbin Curley Joe Rogan's dog Marshall hosting an episode
Theo and Bobby Lee taking over your mom's house would be amazing
@@stoneraleks6515 Thats the only way they'll let my mans Theo on lol
think about the things that happen in Florida:
1) crime
2) sunburn
This was so DOPE..thanks to Chris and Theo for making this happen.
I saw Theo on congratulations so I had to go straight to this past weekend and low and behold my boy Chris Delia was there AYYY GUGUNK