The amazing thing about Rogan is his ability to maintain a long and interesting conversation about almost anything and get the best information out of informed guests
Basically someone who doesn't know a lot on one thing but a little bit on a bunch of things... gives him ability to have a conversation on a wide range of shit
In his videos he seems to have less personality but just telling stories of the old tech he used to have in high school definitely makes him more interesting.
I did that to a couple many years ago, when I worked at a department store. I sold them a dental insurance, extended warranty, 24-month credit with delayed first payment for a simple, humble 300 bucks Samsung videocamera. I felt really bad for them. I like to think they were actually part of that "incognito client" thing to evaluate sales force.
Marques is a great guest!! His extremely knowledgeable and his conversation flows. You can also just pick up on what an amazing, kind, humble person he is.....gotta love that in a soul.
I used to work at an Apple store, and I always reassured customers "No, Apple doesn't do that kind of stuff." They release new OS updates, and it makes sense for your phone to eventually not run as effectively with newer software. When I heard this, I felt personally betrayed. I was unknowingly lying to our customers.
Dude it's just OS bloat. There is a finite amount of memory on a phone, much less than an actual computer. The OS takes up a certain amount and that leaves the rest for applications and for cache. So with every new OS release Apple adds more crapware that nobody wants, like animated bitmojis, and it makes the OS bigger. That means that on older phones there's less room for applications, so they'll crash, take longer to load, etc. For example, if a phone has 1GB of memory and the OS it was designed for takes 500MB, that leaves 500MB for applications and cache. If the OS bloats up to 800MB, that means that there's only 200MB for applications and cache. Is this bloating of the OS intentional to sell more phones? Fuck yes it is. Your statement that "it makes sense for your phone to eventually not run as effectively with newer software" makes no sense at all dude. Why would that be true? It's the same CPU architecture, the same code runs just as fast on old or new chips. Sometimes programs get slower with new features (like web browsers run slower because they support more advanced versions of HTML, which requires more abstraction layers to represent the web page, or a word processor might introduce a spellcheck-as-you-type feature which takes more horsepower) but the dramatic slowdowns in iOS is almost 100% due to memory contention and OS bloat. Basically if you want your phone to last a long time, never upgrade the OS after you buy it.
It was obvious to me when safari took 5-7 seconds to open instead of 1-2. I hadn't installed anything else on my device during whole time I had it, I just used it for surfing and emailing. I had no proof but I could definitely tell it was slowing down.
Microsoft used to (probably still does) do this with their service packs. I recall setting up an old pc on win 2000 for a neighbour for web browsing and email only. Up until service pack 4 the pc ran fine. And played videos And music. After service pack 5, the whole thing came to a crawl. Reformatted again and stopped at service pack 4. Bam, happy customer. Lol.
@@talaverajr391 Jony Ive you know the designer of apple his dream job was to desing cars not computers The red line on Nikon wich its the now their singature trademark is from the famous Italian CAR designer Giorgetto Giugiaro Desing on cars are pretty important.
Joe should definitely have Louis Rossman on. He's one of the most vocal repair experts and has been at hearings to oppose Apple's battle against 'right to repair'.
Agree. Louis's videos really highlight how apple specifically designs products, policies, and supply chain for spare parts to force (encourage) people to buy new gear instead of a simple repair.
Hahaha! I was just thinking the same thing, but more from a mother, aunty, sort of perspective. He came a long way and is doing such a good job. Wonderful guy. Joe should ask him again some day.
I'd say that Joe knows way more about computers than the average uncle or even average user. He clearly knows the pros and cons of those laptops he mentions. My uncles barely know how to use a PC (which is understandable, they never worked with computers).
He's had plently of interviews wearing plan clothes with black people bro..... Lets not make race an issue on a video about apple phones! Life to short to be looking for negativity. Love
@@xman2738 since when did you need a degree to review cellphones on youtube? This idiot thinks having millions of subscribers is hitting the lottery lmao
@x man 'Degree in technology' lmao. Sure lets waste years at a university to learn about consumer technology when the information you learn would be obsolete within a few years, if it did exist you pleb
Luxury fashion. The moment where that became beat-you-over-the-head-obvious was when Apple starting selling 10,000 dollar watches. "It's smart!" Nah, it's just a really shitty Rolex.
Mitchell Hart seems like a you got s shitty phone, my iphone 8 is still running good, and im used so much to ios its almost impossible for me to get used to android, but i dont buy a new iphone as soon as a new one comes out, those people are retarded. But once again, theres retards both on android and ios
Yeah, I just discovered him on Twitter.. Apparently this guy is famous.. How and when did he get that famous lol.. There are a bunch of guys that are reviewing stuff on RUclips
I worked as a WFH Apple Advisor. Absolute worst workplace I have ever worked. Racism is rampant, biased toward people of colour. Passive aggressive behaviour, constant threats of being fired, but they will use kind words to explain that you could get fired, even for doing exactly as instructed. The people who get promoted got hired for all the wrong reasons (racism), they don't have the skills, experience, or abilities; and have no clue what they are doing. They can't agree on anything, and as a result people get fired when they get caught in the crossfire of supervisors arguing about what you can and cannot do. Extremely stressful workplace where discrimination and exclusion is the norm. Avoid at all cost, for your own sanity.
I don't justify it , I've been around snakes and toxic people in working environment before, that is how toxic strive in working environment, by been toxic.
Hushed Tones not the point. If getting free tech everyday is his bread and butter. Being at the apple keynotes for his first impression videos is the steak.
"so you know these ThinkPads they're so cool cause you can do this nifty thing where you take it apart entirely, yank the thermals off of the CPU, and use it to smoke some DMT... Have you ever smoked DMT before man?..."
Your marriage to Apple is like a relationship where the other party gives, but over time gives less and takes more. You keep thinking everything will be ok. You concede things for the sake of the relationship. But you won't leave because you're afraid of leaving. Just leave.
@Vinnie Sifter Dude he's just summarizing people's relationship with Apple, at least the ones that keep buying their shit at this point when there are better, less/no compromises alternatives (like Samsung S8/S9 and the new bezelless phones from others catching up to that)
@Ryan M If you dont really know how a Smartphone functions...F off and dont make false accusations like one of those fake feminists do about gender pay and shit !
Michael Rapaport I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he meant he didn’t expect to see him on the show; not that he clicked this and then didn’t expect to see MBKHD 😂
@@michaelrapaport4494 what the fuck? Please don't tell me you are that slow of a person. 😂. I just didn't expect to see him as a guest on the show. Lol.
It’s to keep the phone from crashing when the battery is worn down and can’t provide the same current. This happens on every smartphone and they just start crashing when they get old. They don’t care cause they expect you to upgrade, that’s why no Android phone gets software updates after 2 years. Meanwhile Apple still supports 4 year old iPhones. Please explain how Apple is dirty when they support their customers and products twice as long as the competition?
@@ilmostro16 because they start slowing down phones after 1 year and kept it hidden from the consumer. The second a new software update comes out you can kiss performance goodbye.
"My succes is due to the priorities i have. 1) a comfortable keyboard 2) the creativity that comes from the understanding of the darkest corners of my soul in that order" -Edgar Alan Poe
@@edmontontech2008 "You were the king of innovation, now you are the king of manipulation", this statement or anything close to it is nothing I've ever heard from anyone speaking to or about a Mercedes driver, including Honda drivers. Lol I've never said that anyone when I drove a Honda. Especially if I didn't know the person. Lol The more I look at it, the sillier it sounds. 🤪😂🤣😂
Danny Lopez you always hear someone bitching about how pompous and arrogant a BMW or Mercedes driver is, even though bad drivers come in all makes or models. You never hear someone with a luxury car complain about pompous Honda Civic drivers. It’s just an analogy which is in reference to something I didn’t think that I needed to explain. People will always buy Apple because it’s a status symbol. Because it just works and the customer service is amazing next to Samsung. I went back from an iPhone 8+ to a Samsung 10+ and a Galaxy LTE watch. Samsung in typical fashion, pushed an update to my watch that literally broke functionality. It was useless. Samsung told me that it was a me problem even though it was their update. I’ve never been treated so badly by customer service. Apple has literally bent over backwards in the past to make sure everything is right with my products. You think Samsung would show care after dropping about $1,900 worth of their products instead of blaming me for their update. I went out and picked up a Xs Max and Apple Watch. Which works for my MBP and the synergy is unparalleled compared to Samsung Link on my windows box. All in all I missed all the little things that Apple just does right. I don’t care about controversies. I don’t care about batterygate or anything like that. I care about plug and play audio that doesn’t require lacklustre ASIO drivers and a manual set up, a system that just works with my production set up, a laptop that can run my Ableton set up that won’t die in 45 minutes and the status of having these devices. Apple plays to their market. It’s why they will always be around until they start forgetting about the little things and customer service.
@@edmontontech2008 Your initial response seemed like it was a preconceived judgement of me. As if I couldn't afford to buy an iPhone, so I mock the Apple company. I could be wrong. Lol I actually buy and sell iPhones. iPhones are great phones and easy to use. I personally like the freedom of android though. I have a Samsung note 8. I have dealt with Samsung's costumer service a few times with no complaints. Apple was the leader in innovation and quality. They're the reason touch phones exist (and why lawsuits continue between Samsung and Apple.) Their phones were known to last year. The innovation has stopped now. They have nothing new to add to the table and haven't for years, while the competition caught up to them. They copied Samsung with a water resistant phone. Last year they started using Samsung's displays. Apple is known to tell loyal customers an overpriced repair quote, it's unrepairable, or a misdiagnosis. The insinuation to buy something new rather than repair is left in the air. Apple admitted that they slow down their older phones. That's a subtle way to push people into buying new, although the reasoning was to preserve battery life. Lol. (I'm pretty sure Samsung does the same thing. Lol) That kind of sounds manipulative to me. I stand behind my statement, "Apple is no longer the king of innovation. So they became the king of manipulation." Btw, I drive a Toyota now. I still don't have anything bad to say about people who drive luxury vehicles.
My issue is that whilst talking about recycling and being eco friendly, Apple directly plays in to and encourages the "Throw away" society we are in, "Oh your batter is getting old, Lets throw away the entire phone and get a new one" Like when they removed the charger they said it was to make the iphone "more eco friendly" When they made the phone harder to repair.
SpikeyTarantula, Lenovo has best keyboard on the market. Any manufacturer can shove an i7 or i9 or Xeon in a laptop, anyone can shove a bunch of ram in it. Only Lenovo gives you all of it in the lightest package with a keyboard that is actually fucking awesome. Smiley cup-shaped keys are good. Travel is good, Lenovo has made the best typing laptop keyboards for 2 decades. There’s a reason those things are typically on a backorder 2 months deep, for people who know, Lenovo makes the only laptops worth buying. Get that, shove an m.2 drive in it, dual boot Linux, windows and set up virtualbox for a hackintosh and you can have all 3 environments in the best hardware configuration.
Suggestion Guy lmao, where do you think your precious apple products are produced from? On that topic, Why do you think an official apple phone charge cable is so short? Because it’s exactly 1 arm length of a children’s arm in the Chinese apple child labor factory, most companies splurge on adult Chinese labor and you get a full 6 foot cable because an adult arm length is longer than a child’s ability to do so.
Jeff when you’re a writer or a programmer, the keyboard matters. Every manufacturer can find a way to put in i7 or i9 proc in a box, every manufacturer can shove a bunch of ram in it and every manufacturer can source a decent video card, but what separates the garbage from the treasure is how well the thing actually feels while typing and so many manufacturers fuck this up. Joe clearly did his research, Lenovo’s smiley face cupped keys with lots of travel are some of the best typing on the market. I would have got an x1 carbon myself, but as a backend developer I needed something with more than 16gb of ram, so I went with Lenovo T490, same keyboard but 40gb of ram and 100% adobe color screen with 100% rgb, incredible typing with more power and better screen than anything Apple sells in the laptop world.
@@mrzisme As far as the best laptop I have ever typed on was a 2011 HP Envy dv6. It was right before HP stopped making good products. The only bad things I can say about that laptop was the battery died after 2 years. With proper maintenance it lasted me for 6 years before it's screen broke and I decided to upgrade. I'm not saying there isn't better, but you can buy this laptop for $400 USD now and it would be perfect for any writer.
Plus fanboys gonna fanboy and tell you it’s your fault for not using it right or declining AppleCare or... all the while never properly blaming Apple for building a poorly engineered product.
I am using iphone SE in 2020 and its really fast. Tried android for few months and went back to my old iphone. Android apps are so unoptimized and ios is more stable.
It's not a fabric, it's a weird synthetic material that feels like fabric but isn't woven. You have to touch some to know, but it's really its own thing.
I never undertood the obsession with making things thin just because. I don't mind tech to be a little thicker, or thinner for that matter. But when seriously better designs get thrown out just to make things thinner it's such a waste to me.
After like 3 years, 3 different versions, a class action lawsuit, and tons of complaints that they had to start a specific repair program just for the keyboard
@@notricky1680 yeah it's a mess. My work laptop is a 2018 MacBook pro. The keyboard is actually hot garbage. 4 of the letters don't even work properly after a year and the travel is horrendous
@@nashmangwendeza4770 5:09 "when I'm putting my palms on that all the time... how long will that last".... God why does he mention his palms on that... straight after joe says it feels good😂I lost it on that
They need to address the fact that apple doesn’t want people to fix their products. They want absolute control over every part that goes in and out of their devices. Forcing you to buy new stuff you really don’t need to buy.
They literally just passed a law about right to repair in the US. Personally I think they need much stronger laws for consumers about modularity, repairability, and modifying products. But we just gotta keep up the pressure
Steve Jobs was all about looks, design, USABILITY AND FUNCTIONALITY. Tim Cook is all about penny pinching, and trying to remember what Steve Jobs was all about... It was just looks, right?
Mr. Sir Steve Jobs was by no means perfect. And Apple is constantly innovating with products such as the Apple Watch and AirPods. I still cannot find any laptop better than my 2015 MacBook Pro. I agree the new MacBooks have gone backwards with their keyboard design but hopefully their next major update (2020 possibly) fixes that. Overall Apple has its flaws like any other company, but they do have a great ecosystem that is hard to part away from.
Qamaruddin Paykargar I agree. I am criticising them as an Apple user. They are still very good, but it's not hard to see that they are not on the same track as before. It makes me worried that one day there will not be a new mac that I want to get
I work with MacOS and ios and in my experience, it's much, much worse than anything else I worked with. Apples software (I use XCode a lot) is buggy, slow and lacks features everything else has. On windows and Linux, I use mousewheel click for scrolling all the time, but that feature doesn't exist for macs. Generally, many features any other os has out of the box, are either nonexistent on macs, or there's an app for it that costs about 80 bucks. In my experience, apple products are almost always the least reliable option as well.
Marques is so chill. He knows a lot but doesn't give a know-it-all vibe.
I also mentioned about how you can pick up that he's a humble and kind soul with tons of knowledge
Yea he does he gives i am better then you vibe
@@Peachymilk36577 what😂
@@Peachymilk36577 no he doesnt lol
@@francois9747 he does
The amazing thing about Rogan is his ability to maintain a long and interesting conversation about almost anything and get the best information out of informed guests
And without knowing what he’s talking about. Pretty impressive.
Basically someone who doesn't know a lot on one thing but a little bit on a bunch of things... gives him ability to have a conversation on a wide range of shit
And he admits that he only knows enough to know you know vastly more than he does and is open to being educated about the subject.
@@IamBlackMagic03 Yup, jack of all trades master of none (or a few)
Is he as good as dota 2 tho?
Marques actually has a lot of personal charm that shows up a lot more in this conversation than in his regular videos. He has a great attitude
Same charming dude to me
Clarisse Roche way to lower the tone
In his videos he seems to have less personality but just telling stories of the old tech he used to have in high school definitely makes him more interesting.
He seems very bland to ke. I dont get what people see as charming from him. I must be missing something somewhere
I didn't look at the screen at first and thought it was a white guy
It's crazy how he can relate to almost everyone he has on his podcast
Seriously. I mean this podcast is how me makes a chunk of his money plus being a comedian he has to be informed.
Because he runs his own thing so he’s not just doing it for money he’s doing it for himself and the people he wants to talk to
But he can’t relate to Elon landing a rocket booster
He has no clue how phones work and dismisses what his guest is saying here though
We humans all have a lot to relate to. Day to day life.
Joe "i need a new laptop so let's invite marques" Rogan
Dave lee would be a better option
@@shahrukh88 Dave Lee doesn't bring in the views as much as marquees .
Dave Lee doesn't go very far into describing specifics on the laptop. He is too mainstream now
@@jamesfaul348 Yup and now is mainly an apple user when before he'd hunt down some of the best bang for buck devices.
@Retrodude 21 so back in the day when I watched him in 2017-2018, he would describe the thermals of the laptop and what it could do vs others
It's weird watching Marques on 720p resolution!
but one of the few time he is in 60 fps
lol
Atleast you can run it at 720p man, my Internet is way to slow, I have to watch this at 360p
Wait actually 240p, just checked 😂
omg that is why i wondered why he looked sick, he just looked low res
It's like Joe's at Best Buy and Marques is about to lock him into a 3 year warranty with accidental protection.
"So it's like a typewriter"
errr... Yeah, totally...
don't forget TTS. 4 year ADH at a minimum.
these comments have my dying lmao
I did that to a couple many years ago, when I worked at a department store. I sold them a dental insurance, extended warranty, 24-month credit with delayed first payment for a simple, humble 300 bucks Samsung videocamera. I felt really bad for them. I like to think they were actually part of that "incognito client" thing to evaluate sales force.
Lmao
Marques is a great guest!! His extremely knowledgeable and his conversation flows. You can also just pick up on what an amazing, kind, humble person he is.....gotta love that in a soul.
Marques is like joe’s grandson teaching him about new tech
NEWT hahaha that’s hilarious
@@anciboi - not.
Dennis Lewis BAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
•• I couldn’t help but explode at his new original humour.
I got the 1K like.
Marques looks so different if he's not in 4K
😂😂😂
Yeap, felt like watching interview in Minecraft.
Why does Joe Joe not have 4K. What’s this 1978 back to the future camera.
MKBSD
Lol yeah
joe: you know what feels better than lenobo keyboard?
marques : what?
joe: DMT
not even funny
ohDuel 😢 you hurt my feelings
How old are you
beeneylord who?
Lenovo*
This kid needs to come back. It's been more than 2 years.
i agree lol
First off he’s not a kid and yes.
hes like 24 buddy. edit: hes 27 bud.
@@scurity8698 and I'm older than him...
@@sarang_sheth couldn’t care less bud.
Joe "I have a black guy on my show so I'll wear my Wu-Tang Clan Shirt" Rogan
He's the whitest black guy on earth
😂 My thoughts exactly!
Leave Gary's nose alone guys :^(
I was thinking the same thing 😄
@@amistry605 what does this mean?? he has to be a thug to fit your definition of black?
I used to work at an Apple store, and I always reassured customers "No, Apple doesn't do that kind of stuff." They release new OS updates, and it makes sense for your phone to eventually not run as effectively with newer software. When I heard this, I felt personally betrayed. I was unknowingly lying to our customers.
Dude it's just OS bloat. There is a finite amount of memory on a phone, much less than an actual computer. The OS takes up a certain amount and that leaves the rest for applications and for cache. So with every new OS release Apple adds more crapware that nobody wants, like animated bitmojis, and it makes the OS bigger. That means that on older phones there's less room for applications, so they'll crash, take longer to load, etc. For example, if a phone has 1GB of memory and the OS it was designed for takes 500MB, that leaves 500MB for applications and cache. If the OS bloats up to 800MB, that means that there's only 200MB for applications and cache.
Is this bloating of the OS intentional to sell more phones? Fuck yes it is.
Your statement that "it makes sense for your phone to eventually not run as effectively with newer software" makes no sense at all dude. Why would that be true? It's the same CPU architecture, the same code runs just as fast on old or new chips. Sometimes programs get slower with new features (like web browsers run slower because they support more advanced versions of HTML, which requires more abstraction layers to represent the web page, or a word processor might introduce a spellcheck-as-you-type feature which takes more horsepower) but the dramatic slowdowns in iOS is almost 100% due to memory contention and OS bloat. Basically if you want your phone to last a long time, never upgrade the OS after you buy it.
It was obvious to me when safari took 5-7 seconds to open instead of 1-2. I hadn't installed anything else on my device during whole time I had it, I just used it for surfing and emailing. I had no proof but I could definitely tell it was slowing down.
Microsoft used to (probably still does) do this with their service packs. I recall setting up an old pc on win 2000 for a neighbour for web browsing and email only. Up until service pack 4 the pc ran fine. And played videos And music.
After service pack 5, the whole thing came to a crawl. Reformatted again and stopped at service pack 4. Bam, happy customer. Lol.
@@ssl3546 Yeah i always try not to upgrade software when I have a iphone lol
Apple is a terrible company. They provide no transparency or customizability for their users.
Joe "that's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life" Rogan
LOOl
@Dapdoi Ardon you are not content in life right now. You are loved
Dapdoi Ardon You okay buddy? You seem a little on edge, chasing that online validation from strangers i get it. Keep grinding bro
Everything amazes Joe.
EscapePlan Skateboarding what’s the name of this meme
Imagine reaching a point in technology where aesthetics and looks are more important than functionality
Eric Joseph I mean buildings
cars nothing new here
BMW enters the chat. Their electronics are garbage and repair prices insane. Not worth owning one without a warranty
@@Pastas666 not in cars. I am a car guy and I like my horsepower. Corvette C5 with 350+ hp which is around 20k$ is one of my fav cars.
@@talaverajr391 Jony Ive you know the designer of apple his dream job was to desing cars not computers
The red line on Nikon wich its the now their singature trademark is from the famous Italian CAR designer Giorgetto Giugiaro
Desing on cars are pretty important.
I love it
Joe should definitely have Louis Rossman on. He's one of the most vocal repair experts and has been at hearings to oppose Apple's battle against 'right to repair'.
Hes a celestial being and apples public enemy.
Yes!
Agree. Louis's videos really highlight how apple specifically designs products, policies, and supply chain for spare parts to force (encourage) people to buy new gear instead of a simple repair.
Louis is a legendary beast
If that guy did more than whine and complain maybe.
Joe “ I can’t get my iPhone to smoke dmt” Rogan
First World Stoner Host Problems
Good one 😂
WeirdChamp
Haha
Lmfaoooo
I'm 90% sure he only called Marquess in was because he wanted to go shopping for a new laptop
Devils Advocate it sure seems that way. Like he’s just looking for tech advice and to vent.
Wouldn’t he call Dave Lee then?
Feel oddly proud of Marques watching this. It's like watching your friend's little brother turn pro.
Hahaha! I was just thinking the same thing, but more from a mother, aunty, sort of perspective. He came a long way and is doing such a good job. Wonderful guy. Joe should ask him again some day.
He told Marques to get his laptop like a dad sending his son for a remote
Kinda intimidating hahaha
On point 😆
4:20
i like your profile g
Lmaoooooooo 😭
Joe's like your uncle at Thanksgiving talking about his new laptop
😂🙌🏾
And the Quake dayz.
@Johnnytturbo I thought I was the only one
I wish I had an uncle like that. My uncle is the one that showed me how big I can get
I'd say that Joe knows way more about computers than the average uncle or even average user. He clearly knows the pros and cons of those laptops he mentions. My uncles barely know how to use a PC (which is understandable, they never worked with computers).
joe 'can we pull that up' rogan
WeirdChamp
Joe 'don't ever show the audience' rogan
Water....
A buddy of mine...
Joe is droppin a lot of f bombs and marques didn't cuss once lol
joe the type of guy to wear a rapper shirt with a black guest
lmaoo
Lol
He's had plently of interviews wearing plan clothes with black people bro..... Lets not make race an issue on a video about apple phones! Life to short to be looking for negativity.
Love
Joe wears a Henley every day but today it's a wu tang shirt?... interesting.
He’s had Wu-Tang shirts on a bunch in the past
Two of my favorite top-tier RUclipsrs. Glad to see MKBHD talking to Joe.
I wasn't expecting this podcast, super good.
Same here I was really excited when I first saw the announcement. Anyone have a link to the whole video?
Its on his main page. The joe rogan experience
I’m blind..
Joe needs flossy Carter
Yo serious question
When you're bald, do you use shampoo or soap?
when you go bald, just give up and stop washing all together.
A Box of Photons he didn’t “go bald” he shaves his head
4feeterszwagier shoe shine
Nothing, you become one with the water cascading over your dome where the germs and oil are transcended into another plane of existence
Scott Kaempf He is balding like a motherfucker though hence the shaved head.
Love how Marques has maintained his non bias approach for so long. He’ll promote or totally thrash anyone at anytime.
Joe "My Lenovo is made of carbon fiber" Rogan
Dr. Skillz my droid razor was carbon fiber
My man with the carbon x1, great machine
Carbon x1 is a great machine
@G lmfao
😂😂
Joe "holy shit this keyboard is making my knees quiver" Rogan
LMAO
Joe "I used to make my own computers" Rogan
"20 years ago"
It’s the same
It really is.
Hahah he really does say that when talking about tech every time
Lmao weird because pc's have the same components?? Really not much has changed
Joe’s ability to have an easy conversation with anyone and Marques’ humility and relaxed style just make this talk so great.
Joe Rogan: *has done DMT*
Also Joe Rogan: *thinks a suede laptop is the craziest shit hes ever seen*
He thinks that's crazy. Wait till he tries to take it apart for repair? He'd just start chewing it to pieces.
If he ever sees RGB his mind is gonna explode
@@DrSpaceman42 the 2021 Legion 7 has RGB coming out the vents.
holy shit what a profile picture
@@Shootp90 it truly is one of the profile pictures of all time
Joe “pull that out” Rogan
I seen this as he was saying it
Pause
SaggyJ 😂😂😂
Lol
"Grab that"
Marques would be the ultimate mall Verizon store employee.
Hahahahah I can see that
why tho
@@xman2738 since when did you need a degree to review cellphones on youtube? This idiot thinks having millions of subscribers is hitting the lottery lmao
Ball is life he acts like he's got some sort of degree in technology. he's go nothing! and he makes 10 million plus a year from his RUclips channel
@x man 'Degree in technology' lmao. Sure lets waste years at a university to learn about consumer technology when the information you learn would be obsolete within a few years, if it did exist you pleb
This guy is like the greatest best buy employee of all time
I remember reading someone dude say that once you see Apple as a fashion product it all makes sense.
They are, this is why the feel nice and look nice but inside they are trash
Luxury fashion. The moment where that became beat-you-over-the-head-obvious was when Apple starting selling 10,000 dollar watches. "It's smart!" Nah, it's just a really shitty Rolex.
makes sense. another guy said "Fashion is a snare that catches people by the ego and won't let go."
Mitchell Hart seems like a you got s shitty phone, my iphone 8 is still running good, and im used so much to ios its almost impossible for me to get used to android, but i dont buy a new iphone as soon as a new one comes out, those people are retarded. But once again, theres retards both on android and ios
Oh my God!
It does!
I’m honestly amazed that Rogan did not once mention his “old Quake days” when he talked about video games several times this podcast
Outplayedx yh shocking. And how his
Provider was the onnnnllllly provider in his area
Jamie can you pull up "quake no textures" please?
He did just now lol about 16:15
I'd like to rename my Alexa so I can call it Jamie.
Nice
Joe might just rename Jamie to Alexa
You will do as we say. While we listen to what you do
Plot Twist: Jaimie does the same thing
lol alexa pull that up
Joe is like the Aunt or Uncle who listens to you growing up. He makes anything you say magic.
what shampoo does rogan use?
Mark Amors Sandpaper...
Caveman coffee
Turtle Wax
Nut
It's called Rogain
MKBHD interviews and gets a personal tour of a Tesla factory by Elon Musk, now he's on JRE! What a great year it's been for him!
Yeah, I just discovered him on Twitter.. Apparently this guy is famous.. How and when did he get that famous lol.. There are a bunch of guys that are reviewing stuff on RUclips
@@VasileSurdu yeah but the quality of his videos are umatched and it's not even close
He's the shit for years..
i think he was the first big youtuber to use red weapon as his regular cam. and yes the quality of his videos is spectacular
@@Thomas-dj4zs Jonathan Morrison makes very good videos aswell, look at his iPhone XR review.
M A R K A S S B R O W N L E E
Seth Anderson ohhhhh that’s hot!
*brownie
Seth Anderson 69 likes 😏
yea i hate this guys lol
Is this what you wanted?
I worked as a WFH Apple Advisor. Absolute worst workplace I have ever worked. Racism is rampant, biased toward people of colour. Passive aggressive behaviour, constant threats of being fired, but they will use kind words to explain that you could get fired, even for doing exactly as instructed. The people who get promoted got hired for all the wrong reasons (racism), they don't have the skills, experience, or abilities; and have no clue what they are doing. They can't agree on anything, and as a result people get fired when they get caught in the crossfire of supervisors arguing about what you can and cannot do. Extremely stressful workplace where discrimination and exclusion is the norm. Avoid at all cost, for your own sanity.
I don't justify it , I've been around snakes and toxic people in working environment before, that is how toxic strive in working environment, by been toxic.
MKBHD just got himself kicked out of the apple keynotes 😂😂
Lol yep
the keynotes are boring and they're always being live streamed now anyways
Hushed Tones not the point. If getting free tech everyday is his bread and butter. Being at the apple keynotes for his first impression videos is the steak.
But he's still wearing an Apple watch, so he should be fine ;-)
He’s fucked!
Joe “i wrote 10 words per min slower” Rogan
Mitch fookin Marner why do imagine Joe types with just his index fingers?
Down from 40 to 30.
So now he's down to 13 words per minute?
This one is my favorite.
Rafael Valencia lmaoo
Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan
LOL 🤣
Ayy Lmao
Rogue "Gorje Roe" Joran
Joe "Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan" Rogan
joey “joe” joe rogan” rogan” diaz
I just kinda noticed how nice it is to hear a healthy convo unfold
Joe “Why wouldn’t they let the battery be slower” Rogan
Simply Chaff underrated comment
😂🤣
Simply Chaff Bruh lmao
Yeah wtf I thought that's what he was complaining about
I watched that exact moment when I read your comment
Joe "This Lenovo is carbon fiber" Rogan
Whitey Willoby saw this comment at the EXACT moment he said this
pussyslayr69 69 same here xD
"so you know these ThinkPads they're so cool cause you can do this nifty thing where you take it apart entirely, yank the thermals off of the CPU, and use it to smoke some DMT... Have you ever smoked DMT before man?..."
Your marriage to Apple is like a relationship where the other party gives, but over time gives less and takes more. You keep thinking everything will be ok. You concede things for the sake of the relationship. But you won't leave because you're afraid of leaving. Just leave.
@Vinnie Sifter Dude he's just summarizing people's relationship with Apple, at least the ones that keep buying their shit at this point when there are better, less/no compromises alternatives (like Samsung S8/S9 and the new bezelless phones from others catching up to that)
Sounds like something from a collegehumor skit
If you typed that in Spanish, it would’ve been x10 times truer as that would be something my mom would say
@Ryan M If you dont really know how a Smartphone functions...F off and dont make false accusations like one of those fake feminists do about gender pay and shit !
My first smart phone was a iPhone 3gs, never used a iPhone after that.
Joe “I’ve searched for the best keyboard” Rogan
Wasn't expecting to see MKBHD on here. Awesome interview
Joe definitely gets the award for most diverse guest pool
D. Felix Photo Jesus that acronym
Why
Michael Rapaport I’m gonna go out on a limb and assume he meant he didn’t expect to see him on the show; not that he clicked this and then didn’t expect to see MBKHD 😂
@@michaelrapaport4494 what the fuck? Please don't tell me you are that slow of a person. 😂. I just didn't expect to see him as a guest on the show. Lol.
I really think Joe should bring Louis Rossmann on.
Or maybe even Linus. Might be a bit niche though.
Louis would be great because he won't sugarcoat shit.
It’s entirely possible, man.
i love lou rossman!
Yes
It seems dirty? Hell, it is dirty. Imagine if Ford decreased the horsepower of a 2017 Mustang by 10% when the 2018 models rolled out?
It’s to keep the phone from crashing when the battery is worn down and can’t provide the same current. This happens on every smartphone and they just start crashing when they get old. They don’t care cause they expect you to upgrade, that’s why no Android phone gets software updates after 2 years. Meanwhile Apple still supports 4 year old iPhones. Please explain how Apple is dirty when they support their customers and products twice as long as the competition?
Funny how its a step function when the new ones are released, not gradual curve based on some battery life / target life time stat. Hmm...
@@ilmostro16 because they start slowing down phones after 1 year and kept it hidden from the consumer. The second a new software update comes out you can kiss performance goodbye.
Michael Harrington That’s a myth.
matt chase totally not true. The latest iOS 12 actually proven to speed old iPhones up.
*Joe ‘I just invited Marques to show off my Thinkpad’ Rogan*
HAL 9000 Give me the plant
Brownlee is the shortest looking tall person I’ve ever seen
How tall is he?
@@gm836 6 ft something
Suushi I guess it’s his small frame
@@gm836 6"3
Moses Pinsol woah. He is tall af. Did not expect that.
"My succes is due to the priorities i have.
1) a comfortable keyboard
2) the creativity that comes from the understanding of the darkest corners of my soul
in that order"
-Edgar Alan Poe
Apple lost me after they glued the Macbook Pro batteries, making it very difficult to replace yourself
Joe” That alcantara on the hand rest feels amazing” Rogan
Justin Folsom Wow I read your comment the exact same time he said that
Me too!!!
lol i was 10 seconds early ... typical me
Bruh...
I didnt realize this. And then I paused and looked at it.
Joe “it’s a real issue” Rogan
Apple is no longer the king of innovation. So they became the king of manipulation.
they always were about manipulation
These are the things people say to people driving a Mercedes when they are stuck driving a Honda Civic.
It’s never the other way around.
@@edmontontech2008
"You were the king of innovation, now you are the king of manipulation", this statement or anything close to it is nothing I've ever heard from anyone speaking to or about a Mercedes driver, including Honda drivers. Lol
I've never said that anyone when I drove a Honda. Especially if I didn't know the person. Lol
The more I look at it, the sillier it sounds. 🤪😂🤣😂
Danny Lopez you always hear someone bitching about how pompous and arrogant a BMW or Mercedes driver is, even though bad drivers come in all makes or models. You never hear someone with a luxury car complain about pompous Honda Civic drivers. It’s just an analogy which is in reference to something I didn’t think that I needed to explain.
People will always buy Apple because it’s a status symbol. Because it just works and the customer service is amazing next to Samsung.
I went back from an iPhone 8+ to a Samsung 10+ and a Galaxy LTE watch. Samsung in typical fashion, pushed an update to my watch that literally broke functionality. It was useless. Samsung told me that it was a me problem even though it was their update. I’ve never been treated so badly by customer service. Apple has literally bent over backwards in the past to make sure everything is right with my products.
You think Samsung would show care after dropping about $1,900 worth of their products instead of blaming me for their update.
I went out and picked up a Xs Max and Apple Watch. Which works for my MBP and the synergy is unparalleled compared to Samsung Link on my windows box.
All in all I missed all the little things that Apple just does right. I don’t care about controversies. I don’t care about batterygate or anything like that. I care about plug and play audio that doesn’t require lacklustre ASIO drivers and a manual set up, a system that just works with my production set up, a laptop that can run my Ableton set up that won’t die in 45 minutes and the status of having these devices. Apple plays to their market. It’s why they will always be around until they start forgetting about the little things and customer service.
@@edmontontech2008
Your initial response seemed like it was a preconceived judgement of me. As if I couldn't afford to buy an iPhone, so I mock the Apple company. I could be wrong. Lol
I actually buy and sell iPhones. iPhones are great phones and easy to use. I personally like the freedom of android though.
I have a Samsung note 8. I have dealt with Samsung's costumer service a few times with no complaints.
Apple was the leader in innovation and quality. They're the reason touch phones exist (and why lawsuits continue between Samsung and Apple.) Their phones were known to last year.
The innovation has stopped now. They have nothing new to add to the table and haven't for years, while the competition caught up to them. They copied Samsung with a water resistant phone. Last year they started using Samsung's displays.
Apple is known to tell loyal customers an overpriced repair quote, it's unrepairable, or a misdiagnosis. The insinuation to buy something new rather than repair is left in the air.
Apple admitted that they slow down their older phones. That's a subtle way to push people into buying new, although the reasoning was to preserve battery life. Lol. (I'm pretty sure Samsung does the same thing. Lol)
That kind of sounds manipulative to me.
I stand behind my statement, "Apple is no longer the king of innovation. So they became the king of manipulation."
Btw, I drive a Toyota now. I still don't have anything bad to say about people who drive luxury vehicles.
My issue is that whilst talking about recycling and being eco friendly, Apple directly plays in to and encourages the "Throw away" society we are in, "Oh your batter is getting old, Lets throw away the entire phone and get a new one"
Like when they removed the charger they said it was to make the iphone "more eco friendly" When they made the phone harder to repair.
Joe “LOOK AT MY LENOVO” Rogan
SpikeyTarantula, Lenovo has best keyboard on the market. Any manufacturer can shove an i7 or i9 or Xeon in a laptop, anyone can shove a bunch of ram in it. Only Lenovo gives you all of it in the lightest package with a keyboard that is actually fucking awesome. Smiley cup-shaped keys are good. Travel is good, Lenovo has made the best typing laptop keyboards for 2 decades. There’s a reason those things are typically on a backorder 2 months deep, for people who know, Lenovo makes the only laptops worth buying. Get that, shove an m.2 drive in it, dual boot Linux, windows and set up virtualbox for a hackintosh and you can have all 3 environments in the best hardware configuration.
@@mrzisme ok china
Suggestion Guy lmao, where do you think your precious apple products are produced from? On that topic, Why do you think an official apple phone charge cable is so short? Because it’s exactly 1 arm length of a children’s arm in the Chinese apple child labor factory, most companies splurge on adult Chinese labor and you get a full 6 foot cable because an adult arm length is longer than a child’s ability to do so.
@@mrzisme bruh i didn't ask for a lecture,i have never used an apple product that was a joke chill lol
Joe “I constantly search for the best keyboard” rogan
I read this as he said it
Jeff when you’re a writer or a programmer, the keyboard matters. Every manufacturer can find a way to put in i7 or i9 proc in a box, every manufacturer can shove a bunch of ram in it and every manufacturer can source a decent video card, but what separates the garbage from the treasure is how well the thing actually feels while typing and so many manufacturers fuck this up. Joe clearly did his research, Lenovo’s smiley face cupped keys with lots of travel are some of the best typing on the market. I would have got an x1 carbon myself, but as a backend developer I needed something with more than 16gb of ram, so I went with Lenovo T490, same keyboard but 40gb of ram and 100% adobe color screen with 100% rgb, incredible typing with more power and better screen than anything Apple sells in the laptop world.
@@mrzisme As far as the best laptop I have ever typed on was a 2011 HP Envy dv6. It was right before HP stopped making good products. The only bad things I can say about that laptop was the battery died after 2 years. With proper maintenance it lasted me for 6 years before it's screen broke and I decided to upgrade. I'm not saying there isn't better, but you can buy this laptop for $400 USD now and it would be perfect for any writer.
Joe “I started with Windows 95” Rogan
"Marques Brownlee" 😂😂 you stand out all tight.
6:58 Joe doing his best Minecraft villager impersonation
damn bruh that shouldn't be this funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joe "I went with a Lenovo" Rogan
- Tattooed Literature - lmaoo
- Tattooed Literature - wtf? Lmao.
😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
Lmao
That "Apple is your friend." mentality is why they are allowed to get away with all the BS they get away with.
Plus fanboys gonna fanboy and tell you it’s your fault for not using it right or declining AppleCare or... all the while never properly blaming Apple for building a poorly engineered product.
Clay Foster I know apple phones suck. But they’re user friendly, and easy to repair so that’s why I use them.
I am using iphone SE in 2020 and its really fast. Tried android for few months and went back to my old iphone. Android apps are so unoptimized and ios is more stable.
@@dog90787 Paid Apple shill.
@@judyfps5059 Easy to repair ? apple phones? hahahah
Where do i find that option??
Marques: the $200 google keyboard accessory is crazy expensive
Apple: here’s our new $350 keyboard accessory
$800 wheels....
@@bamafencer12 $1000 monitor stand
Alcantara hahaha. Nice. Never knew my name was a fabric.
Your name is a Town in Spain and a river in Italy, the manufacturer of the fabric in Italy named his product Alcantara. Lol
alcantara means garbage in spanish
It's not a fabric, it's a weird synthetic material that feels like fabric but isn't woven. You have to touch some to know, but it's really its own thing.
LCdaniel5 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TheNefastor agreed , i like it
Joe: What the fuck is up with apple though?
Marques: haha yes
I never undertood the obsession with making things thin just because. I don't mind tech to be a little thicker, or thinner for that matter. But when seriously better designs get thrown out just to make things thinner it's such a waste to me.
FYI: Apple did replace the keyboards after this broadcast.
Looks like you work for Apple ..
After like 3 years, 3 different versions, a class action lawsuit, and tons of complaints that they had to start a specific repair program just for the keyboard
@@notricky1680 yeah it's a mess. My work laptop is a 2018 MacBook pro. The keyboard is actually hot garbage. 4 of the letters don't even work properly after a year and the travel is horrendous
Really 😳
Joe “Talks about the complexities of computer keyboards for 10 minutes” Rogan
on several podcasts.
Never settle for a bad keyboard.
Jamie is like Alexa.. "hey Jamie pull that up"
Carlos Martinez // Jaime will be a sentient AI that will pull up whatever Joe is going to ask before he even asks for it. JRE in 2049
Jamie will so be traded smh
I thought it was "Jimmy"
Someone needs to make an app where you can say "jamie pull up (insert topic)" and it searches JRE podcasts and finds any reference to said topic
Jamie is Alexa 2.0
Where is that setting that they are talking about in the beginning of the clip ?
Older iPhone slowing down??
5:03 Joe "ooh that feels goood" Rogan
IM SUPERMAN WOOHOO I couldn't stop laughing at that moment😂😂
@@nashmangwendeza4770 5:09 "when I'm putting my palms on that all the time... how long will that last".... God why does he mention his palms on that... straight after joe says it feels good😂I lost it on that
They need to address the fact that apple doesn’t want people to fix their products. They want absolute control over every part that goes in and out of their devices. Forcing you to buy new stuff you really don’t need to buy.
This is only a clip thsrez another 2 hours
They literally just passed a law about right to repair in the US.
Personally I think they need much stronger laws for consumers about modularity, repairability, and modifying products. But we just gotta keep up the pressure
They maintain quality control by doing that. But their warranty should be a lot better
Would be amazing if Louis Rossman came on Joe's show
@john m yea they're called iSheep
Hmm, black guy is coming on the show.....better wear my WU-Tang shirt.
Lmaoo
I can't wait to see what he wears when Flossy Carter is on.
He’s had plenty black guys on before.
Lmao!!!!
Daniel Ironside flossy on here would be bad ass
Joe should have him on again. It's been 4 years or so.
Shocked at how much joe knows about tech. He’s keeping up with times
Joe ”that’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life” Rogan
Joe "ohh, that feels goood" Rogan
Joe "thats the craziest thing I've ever heard" Rogan
And his face when he says that!! 😂😂😂
I read this to seconds before he said it
Alcantara!!!
Was about to comment that but you beat me to the punch ahaha
2:30 just wait till he finds out about mechanical keyboards
Shit. At 4:00 he says he wants one 😂
Marques is a total boss. His reviews and technical knowledge is unsurpassable and should be everyone’s go to.
Him and unbox therapy.
Andy most definitely! You can tell he loves his craft as much as the tech. His reviews are always complete ASMR
Steve Jobs was all about looks, design, USABILITY AND FUNCTIONALITY. Tim Cook is all about penny pinching, and trying to remember what Steve Jobs was all about... It was just looks, right?
Mr. Sir Steve Jobs was by no means perfect. And Apple is constantly innovating with products such as the Apple Watch and AirPods.
I still cannot find any laptop better than my 2015 MacBook Pro. I agree the new MacBooks have gone backwards with their keyboard design but hopefully their next major update (2020 possibly) fixes that.
Overall Apple has its flaws like any other company, but they do have a great ecosystem that is hard to part away from.
Qamaruddin Paykargar I agree. I am criticising them as an Apple user. They are still very good, but it's not hard to see that they are not on the same track as before. It makes me worried that one day there will not be a new mac that I want to get
I work with MacOS and ios and in my experience, it's much, much worse than anything else I worked with. Apples software (I use XCode a lot) is buggy, slow and lacks features everything else has. On windows and Linux, I use mousewheel click for scrolling all the time, but that feature doesn't exist for macs. Generally, many features any other os has out of the box, are either nonexistent on macs, or there's an app for it that costs about 80 bucks. In my experience, apple products are almost always the least reliable option as well.
Mr. Sir get some help man it’s just a phone
1M views "Hey Siri, send help"
And God said "let there be light " Then joe brought forth his head
Oh lord...bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmaooo
Lmaoo 😂
Lmfao
3:28 You´re supposed to listen what Apple says rather than thinking about your own experience 🤣
This guy seems cool he ahould review tech
Joe “check out my Le Novo” Rogan
lmfao
Welcome to Joe Rogan's tech reviews
Man.. these podcasts are the only ones im able to fully watch :0
Joe "Alcantara? That's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life" Rogan
TheLegendNewton that’s how you know he’s a stoner
Such bullshitter Joe is
Joe "I'm a writer" Rogan
Anirudh Ramesh go sleep
Best one yet
Joe "The keys have more travel" rogan.
He has several standups, like on Netflix etc. He's been a successful comedian for a very long time so I'm sure he writes a lot.
I went to a comedy show last year in Hollywood. We had no idea who was showing up. The comedian was Joe Rogan, and he was funny as hell.
4:23 I really doubt that is the craziest thing Joe has ever heard Lmao
Yeah I can't take people seriously when they say stuff like this
😂😂
We need a Marques back on the experience.
Joe " Why else do battery slower" Rogan
Joe "The Keys have more Travel" Rogan
Y’all are wrong for this
I laughed so hard at this.