Interview with VIOLENT Criminals | Louis Theroux: Law and Disorder In Johannesburg | BBC Studios

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  • @kamosetlaba4771
    @kamosetlaba4771 Год назад +221

    That "you never give me" is lethal.

  • @midwestfireplace9198
    @midwestfireplace9198 6 лет назад +1206

    He seems like a calm, rational individual.

  • @nodoctoryet
    @nodoctoryet 5 лет назад +2606

    If this is Maleven, imagine the evil of Matwelve

  • @Atacama87103
    @Atacama87103 4 года назад +1221

    “I can’t tell when he’s Joking!” Most British reaction ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brwhizz3060
      @brwhizz3060 4 года назад +24

      Well, a lot of it could be bravado in front of the camera.

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 4 года назад +19

      Louis is a lost mind in tho world he has no idea how stupid he looks

    • @Abel1120
      @Abel1120 4 года назад +4

      hey

    • @Titan13335
      @Titan13335 3 года назад +32

      @@tmyfatmufo I don't think you know that he asks stupid questions on purpose so that people let out their true feelings

    • @tmyfatmufo
      @tmyfatmufo 3 года назад +3

      @@Titan13335 nah hes very innocent

  • @lehlogonolo5153
    @lehlogonolo5153 Год назад +273

    "You never give me" 😂😂

  • @piscesman74
    @piscesman74 4 года назад +597

    "I make oven on". Classic.

  • @apex_xviii
    @apex_xviii Год назад +157

    He's famous now. "You never give me"

  • @levitate9771
    @levitate9771 Год назад +136

    " I say I finish up now"😂😂

    • @zurema
      @zurema Год назад +1

      Kills me🤣🤣 i swear i repeat this line everyday

    • @towiii1809
      @towiii1809 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol what can you say? You will give me no other way 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MarkSmith-xi2ge
    @MarkSmith-xi2ge 6 лет назад +211

    He commits his crimes at half past Maleven

  • @musamaluleke
    @musamaluleke Год назад +117

    "only money that I want, you never give me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gazella2867
      @gazella2867 Год назад +10

      Vostek 😂😂

    • @ndumisonkohla5928
      @ndumisonkohla5928 Год назад +4

      @@gazella2867 you will give me no oda way

    • @gazella2867
      @gazella2867 Год назад +4

      @@ndumisonkohla5928 😅😅 southafrican ppl they’re funny i was there for ten year I like them and I miss them already

    • @mfundokheswa2872
      @mfundokheswa2872 Год назад +5

      I wonder if these guys know how popular they are on TikTok

    • @lord.mgcini
      @lord.mgcini Год назад +2

      I say I finish up now 😂

  • @thelifeofpristojanto
    @thelifeofpristojanto 2 года назад +191

    “They feel fokol”
    The most South African thing you can say.

    • @Tom-uv7ry
      @Tom-uv7ry 4 месяца назад

      It's an English saying we say everyday

    • @Kalushi-w4t
      @Kalushi-w4t 8 дней назад

      Hai Man wena TOM as Tsotsi Taal die Deng > South African TAAL

  • @SHINIGAMI448
    @SHINIGAMI448 Год назад +1604

    Who searched this after hearing " you never give me " on tik tok 💀

  • @ant2011
    @ant2011 6 лет назад +398

    He's literally a super villain

    • @Bulltardwin
      @Bulltardwin 6 лет назад +60

      And his weakness is maani

    • @lslice5283
      @lslice5283 3 года назад +21

      Only difference is that when they die no one will remember their names, they’ll just be two more dead black men found ditched in some back alley or dumpster, you don’t live a life like that without making a ton of enemy’s

    • @timothyjennings9520
      @timothyjennings9520 3 года назад +13

      @@lslice5283 He's actually dead.

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 3 года назад +21

      @@lslice5283 Idk, he died more than 5 years ago in a brazen jailbreak and people still talk about Maleven

    • @ConanBayBay1738
      @ConanBayBay1738 2 года назад +3

      Super thug😂😂

  • @shulupayaface
    @shulupayaface 6 лет назад +61

    Louie always stares at his interviewees with a silent pause.

    • @adrenalin80sstyle93
      @adrenalin80sstyle93 2 года назад +3

      I used to feel nervous driving through Redfern in Sydney.
      Where a common joke is you should vomit to give the locals some free food
      Redfern is a high rise slum with needles and broken glass and mostly parolees and junkies and dropkicks of Sydney
      I'd rather voluntarily live there than spend a night in Johannesburg

  • @Twitch1632
    @Twitch1632 2 года назад +555

    The tone in his voice when he says "only money that I want"😭 💀 I feel u Mr Maleven

    • @siphomashaba8571
      @siphomashaba8571 2 года назад +27

      Hahahahaha that voice represents the pain of brokeness we all feel

    • @siphomashaba8571
      @siphomashaba8571 2 года назад +11

      Someone please tell me who this dude @@danh9503 think he is telling us about "productivity" lol. Who on earth asked you for financial advice? Or maybe you need an English teacher to explain the difference between a statement and a question cause i sure as hell didn't ask you for your unnecessary comment. Worry about your own money. I got mine!!

    • @jackbraka3283
      @jackbraka3283 Год назад +5

      @@siphomashaba8571 don’t worry he’s nothing!

    • @djsgamingexe9900
      @djsgamingexe9900 Год назад

      I feel you ge us now blowing on tik tok

    • @ethandabestxd8296
      @ethandabestxd8296 Год назад +3

      @@siphomashaba8571 it's a criminal that you are thinking is a good guy that man killed people and stole from people and you feel sad for him because he is broke? what rubbish all that people want in this country is corruption... never support anybody that has sinned

  • @Roberto97810
    @Roberto97810 Год назад +65

    Maleven: What can you say?!
    Louis:😥😥😥🤐
    What an interview🤗

    • @lempiesimon
      @lempiesimon Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂 like exampulu

    • @ShariShazzer
      @ShariShazzer Год назад +1

      😂😂😂🙊😿😿 why did you make me do that 🫣

  • @HoldOnImaLetYouFinish
    @HoldOnImaLetYouFinish 3 года назад +144

    Enjoys bathing children, knows his way around the kitchen ... He can make boatloads of ma-nee as a nanny!

    • @mackemmissile8096
      @mackemmissile8096 3 года назад +1

      Yeah real funny broken brains.

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 2 года назад +3

      @@mackemmissile8096 in South Africa, Maleven is seen as a folk hero

    • @tshepokgwele1789
      @tshepokgwele1789 2 года назад +6

      @@TheTranceCartel lol, no he's not 😂😂, he's seen a joke because of the way he's so frank about murder and crime, and his bad English is like the cherry on top.
      This is a thug, he is seen as such, only thugs celebrate thugs, we are not thugs, we don't want people like maleven in our communities

    • @TheTranceCartel
      @TheTranceCartel 2 года назад +1

      @@tshepokgwele1789 You have an entire subculture in ZA revolving around gangsterism, if what you said was true, your country would be safer than Belgium

    • @tshepokgwele1789
      @tshepokgwele1789 2 года назад +3

      @@TheTranceCartel lol, bro, YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT 😂😂😂.
      Instead of telling me what's going on, rather ask me...I'll tell you everything because I've lived in various communities and it's as nuanced as a mountain range.
      What do you wanna know?, I'll tell you all about it.

  • @nadominhoca
    @nadominhoca 4 года назад +264

    What an outstanding individual! Bet he contributes a lot for his community!

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 4 года назад +10

      He died some years ago

    • @turbineelectricalcc6287
      @turbineelectricalcc6287 2 года назад +1

      Robby thy killed?

    • @TheZorontozozo
      @TheZorontozozo Год назад +2

      @@robbylebotha he said he was gonna die for the job . Was that in deed the case? Was it on the job?

    • @michaeldelacruz5380
      @michaeldelacruz5380 Год назад +2

      Yeap, even the BLM made him their spokesperson

    • @Romeu75
      @Romeu75 6 месяцев назад

      @@michaeldelacruz5380 get a life.

  • @faith_alone
    @faith_alone 3 года назад +38

    Maleven: You neva give me?
    Louis: 👁👄👁

  • @pharmokan
    @pharmokan 3 года назад +370

    I admire his straight-to-the-point procedure of earning a wage.

    • @itsaplaceholdername
      @itsaplaceholdername 3 года назад +45

      Truely a ground breaking entrepreneur

    • @makteko
      @makteko 2 года назад +6

      @@itsaplaceholdername Damn, I am not suppose to be laughing. 😭

    • @AJ-zx8by
      @AJ-zx8by 2 года назад +5

      At least he is not a work shy snowflake. He is not afraid to do the jobs most people on the dole are too lazy to do.

    • @NM-kb3ko
      @NM-kb3ko Год назад

      Guys please!

    • @el_kapitan458
      @el_kapitan458 Год назад +2

      @@Shakawkaw 🤡

  • @BurtsbeesXwhtevr
    @BurtsbeesXwhtevr 7 лет назад +433

    Louis Theroux is a living legend of journalism world

    • @Biancabaltsoucos
      @Biancabaltsoucos Год назад +3

      Now he’s a rapper

    • @jasonprendergast7493
      @jasonprendergast7493 Год назад +1

      @@Biancabaltsoucos he was a rapper WAY BEFORE THIS. God you kids. He was rapping back when he did his “Weird Weekends” and did the rap song (which is being brought back up abs remix now. That’s where it was taken from) in local radio station on his gangster rap documentary on Master P and all that. Just as gangster rap was becoming huge and big money. The height of if it all, Mobb Deep, and 50 cent was about to blow up 3-4 years after that documentary.
      Christ you kids. You don’t you’re born! 😂

    • @Biancabaltsoucos
      @Biancabaltsoucos Год назад +1

      @@jasonprendergast7493 God you kids… okay grampa chillax, drink your meds and remember to put you diaper on before you p33 yourself

    • @IchihoBankai
      @IchihoBankai Год назад

      Was

    • @jasonprendergast7493
      @jasonprendergast7493 Год назад

      @@IchihoBankai nope, still is. He’s still alive. And he’ll never lose all the huge achievements his done in the industry. What you argue is maybe he is, isn’t the best journalist around now. But, the statement was phrase he’s a living legend in the world. Which, he still very much is, and very much always will be.
      So, your comment is well and truly “Moot!”.

  • @4exgold
    @4exgold 7 лет назад +435

    Louis was brave. These mindless thugs would kill you for 20 Rand. Like the driver said, they have no conscience, no compassion, no soul, they literally have become animals.

    • @tobytoxic
      @tobytoxic 2 года назад +14

      Have become? LOL

    • @yungmentalproblems
      @yungmentalproblems 2 года назад +1

      Ok racist... Also slavery was a mistake

    • @enei7045
      @enei7045 2 года назад +3

      @@tobytoxic yes become. they're not born like this they become like this through being raised in a degenerate society.

    • @craigross341
      @craigross341 2 года назад +16

      I'll bet there were two people - former military or cops - standing with pistols ready to open up if it began to go wrong. I'd also bet they'd been paid before, and with more later, the second payment not coming until he's gone.

    • @viktorracz7399
      @viktorracz7399 2 года назад +2

      Median IQ is 67 in SA, under 85 you’re considered borderline retarded. There is an inverse relationship between low IQ and violent crime. Case solved.

  • @haroldgodwinson4674
    @haroldgodwinson4674 4 года назад +93

    Reality will always be more terrifying and incredulous than fiction.

  • @greaseTalk
    @greaseTalk Год назад +13

    YOU NEVA GIVE ME??!! YOU NEVA GIVE ME??!!

  • @lockdown172
    @lockdown172 7 лет назад +892

    any man that can make an oven on, deserves respect and has rights to voice his opinion.....

    • @thandiafrique84
      @thandiafrique84 7 лет назад +5

      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @MN-so4ve
      @MN-so4ve 7 лет назад +15

      lockdown172 Lol! But that respect depends on what will he bake :)

    • @qhelanioscar6571
      @qhelanioscar6571 7 лет назад +1

      😅😅😅😂😂😂😂

    • @sirnigelfarage1177
      @sirnigelfarage1177 7 лет назад +1

      lockdown172 somebody this man money

    • @sirnigelfarage1177
      @sirnigelfarage1177 7 лет назад +8

      lockdown172 pay this man money before this man kills your wife

  • @grantmanor6642
    @grantmanor6642 6 лет назад +963

    *in the middle of intense rap battle*
    Take your child and put it in oven. I make oven on.
    *crowd goes wild*

    • @franzrobochicken6211
      @franzrobochicken6211 6 лет назад +7

      Grant Manor 😂😂😂😂😂 comedy!!!

    • @banaan1appel229
      @banaan1appel229 6 лет назад +7

      Grant Manor OOOOOOOHH!!!!

    • @AFTERPROWRESTLING
      @AFTERPROWRESTLING 6 лет назад +5

      Grant Manor I died when I read this!

    • @kymd9887
      @kymd9887 6 лет назад +11

      Grant Manor It really is terrible but my goodness the way he worded it is comedic. "I make oven on!" :0

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 6 лет назад

      LOL

  • @_Cbs000
    @_Cbs000 Год назад +15

    “You never give me “😭🤣🤣

  • @sophietaylor6755
    @sophietaylor6755 6 лет назад +35

    Louis has learned....so much.
    And is truly the voice of reason.
    Love

  • @rikodanprime85
    @rikodanprime85 7 лет назад +404

    "Only maani" 😂

    • @davidharken4207
      @davidharken4207 7 лет назад +25

      Give him Maani before he put oven on

    • @ridhbutton
      @ridhbutton 6 лет назад +8

      Riko Dan just giv meu exampul..

    • @gabrielpozart1773
      @gabrielpozart1773 6 лет назад +11

      He'd kill all you punk ass youtubers for mocking his natural accent behind the safety of miles upon miles away from him behind your keyboard 😂. Just know that

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 6 лет назад +4

      Riko Dan he wonts maani

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 6 лет назад +3

      David Harken or the hot shower

  • @bonnie43uk
    @bonnie43uk 8 лет назад +544

    scary stuff, if I were Louis I would have felt very threatened by that interview.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 7 лет назад +97

      It wouldn't surprise me if he had to pay him to do the interview to be honest.

    • @TheDominantSloth
      @TheDominantSloth 7 лет назад +30

      ***** You realise that he lives in a world where you need to 'look' tough. So there is a very good chance he was lying to get street cred.

    • @skimaskroach5678
      @skimaskroach5678 7 лет назад +9

      Max Brockie okay yeah, you dont know a thing

    • @12tothe3tothe4
      @12tothe3tothe4 6 лет назад +2

      Max Brockie ☆pulls out AR☆ I'm just a bitch ass nigga, I can get jiggy with this shit

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +17

      I wouldn't. I would take him, put him in the oven. And make the oven on.

  • @Orquiz92
    @Orquiz92 3 года назад +11

    When my boss doesn’t give me my paycheck I tell him “I put you new born en oven if u don gimmi my muni”

  • @finn3102
    @finn3102 2 года назад +74

    "I took your child and put it in oven... and make oven on". This dude is the real deal for sure.🤣🤣🤣

    • @LK-ru1mg
      @LK-ru1mg 2 года назад +8

      That’s what they do here in SA , it’s very scary.

  • @azeriturk7977
    @azeriturk7977 6 лет назад +238

    I make oven on. I put hot wings in it. What you gonna do?
    You give me Buffalo Sauce.

  • @habibsyed9190
    @habibsyed9190 6 лет назад +102

    Imagine actually dealing with this in a real life scenario, after talking for so long and begging, but there is nothing you can do. Its like one of rare times, when you can honestly, truly not talk someone out of it, like at 0:50, its the only thing going through his mind.

    • @whaleycoyote5226
      @whaleycoyote5226 4 года назад +1

      Most likely he would go the second he thinks he got all you money , jewelry etc. No time for killing , plus it is loud

    • @Wshilighlights
      @Wshilighlights 3 года назад +8

      @@whaleycoyote5226 actually we have the highest murder rate in the world. So most of the time after getting the money they will kill you anyway

    • @justjuice1264
      @justjuice1264 3 года назад +33

      @@whaleycoyote5226 You watch too much Movies . This is South Africa.

    • @DavidL1986
      @DavidL1986 2 года назад +3

      In Brazil things have become like this now.. many criminals were shot by someone pulling a gun. So now they simply shoot you.. then steal your belongings. Many people have died in Brazil like this now.. with South Africa you’d just have to give him your money and hope he doesn’t shoot you (but if you refuse to pay up - then your getting shot)

    • @trxvis_34
      @trxvis_34 Год назад

      @@justjuice1264 haha fr that man thinks they wont kill, its south africa you can get away with murder

  • @jpow21
    @jpow21 Год назад +27

    The fact that this has turned into a meme on tik tok 😂😂😂

  • @langa1533
    @langa1533 Год назад +4

    Its the British's face for me😂😂😂

  • @fargoboyle1
    @fargoboyle1 7 лет назад +595

    glad that guy is dead! rotten in the ground now

    • @smurfarooney2003
      @smurfarooney2003 7 лет назад +109

      Dick Hurtz r.i.p legend maleven a great great man hated by few loved by many ......he will be well missed

    • @lampy4485
      @lampy4485 7 лет назад +23

      How do you know he's dead bro? I live in Benoni and my sister goes to Uni in Joburg so id be interested to know ( not that there arnt thousands more like him) but still.

    • @rahulkemp6489
      @rahulkemp6489 7 лет назад +51

      got killed wen servin time in CMAX

    • @SR009s
      @SR009s 6 лет назад +86

      That Guy wow you are stupid

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 6 лет назад +57

      best news I heard all day

  • @ArksE8
    @ArksE8 6 лет назад +120

    does he except card payments I wonder?

    • @elpapirin9240
      @elpapirin9240 6 лет назад +6

      Arks Ekrem or PayPal?

    • @paulbales3014
      @paulbales3014 6 лет назад +27

      He accepts if your pal pays. Or you both go to hot shower. There is no other way.

    • @lemoncurry2926
      @lemoncurry2926 6 лет назад +4

      he accept liver and kidney anyway

    • @catch2080
      @catch2080 4 года назад +1

      No maani he put you in ze uven

    • @robbylebotha
      @robbylebotha 4 года назад +3

      They actually do in a way. Keep your family hostage and drive you to the ATM

  • @lukhanyozimela9715
    @lukhanyozimela9715 Год назад +8

    “You never give me?!” 😂😂

  • @kutloano.mp4
    @kutloano.mp4 2 года назад +7

    0:51 is why I'm here😭

  • @thebronxavenger2976
    @thebronxavenger2976 6 лет назад +356

    Note to self don't go to South Africa ✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️

    • @NduMadlala88
      @NduMadlala88 6 лет назад +19

      No man south Africa is a great place

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 6 лет назад +17

      Or give him the maaani

    • @cameronjansz88
      @cameronjansz88 6 лет назад +11

      dont go to africa at all

    • @ryanbell4952
      @ryanbell4952 6 лет назад +8

      Most of SA is okay, just don’t go to Joburg

    • @nacho74
      @nacho74 6 лет назад +3

      I would go to Africa and give him his maaaaany, .... And some chicken wings

  • @Folfx
    @Folfx 6 лет назад +25

    "Give me monni!! You don't give me monni I put cake in da oven and put da oven on!! Now give me monni"

    • @svenniepennie4237
      @svenniepennie4237 6 лет назад +5

      He wouldnt be a succesful baker. Only putting the cake in da oven when dey dont give him monni.

    • @paulcooper5748
      @paulcooper5748 3 года назад

      He needs to hear the words say hello to my little friend tony montana.

  • @dhirrenmeghrajh8293
    @dhirrenmeghrajh8293 Год назад +4

    The journalist interviewing these 2 gentlemen is the same guy that sang the song "My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds"

  • @seisamajoro4830
    @seisamajoro4830 2 года назад +5

    "when you have a gun you have money" 😂😂😂

  • @christianbailey2695
    @christianbailey2695 7 лет назад +32

    Can't argue with that I suppose. "how would you like it Cash cheque or BACS mate?"

  • @imeraja8320
    @imeraja8320 6 лет назад +21

    "You will give me, no other way"

  • @JakeC-xx8zq
    @JakeC-xx8zq 5 месяцев назад +2

    Comedy gold. We need a follow up interview.

  • @lwandilemanikela4131
    @lwandilemanikela4131 Год назад +76

    imagine your car was stolen in benoni last night and you see this😭

    • @akhonazasembo3016
      @akhonazasembo3016 Год назад

      The police killed this guy some years back

    • @tswelopeleseleka9641
      @tswelopeleseleka9641 Год назад

      😂

    • @JohnWick_BW
      @JohnWick_BW Год назад +2

      You will contact him to buy it. He says they are waiting for buyers. And I bet they probably sell them for around R5,000 each

  • @bobnice3044
    @bobnice3044 7 лет назад +31

    Watched this doco last night and came here, that camera crew were lucky not to have been killed here, I like Louis he's got big balls he never seems to exude fear.

    • @the_inquisitive_inquisitor
      @the_inquisitive_inquisitor 2 года назад +4

      "Aye bruv I'm British. Thanks for keeping this land warm for me, we'll be seeing you. Have a good day....
      .... Oh, you're still here?"

  • @hollywoodhawkins9730
    @hollywoodhawkins9730 6 лет назад +34

    Louis immediately ended the interview lol.. He no give him money.

    • @meksiiik
      @meksiiik 3 года назад +3

      definitely gave them

  • @diap727
    @diap727 Год назад +2

    I can quote this whole exchange from memory

  • @brianm2881
    @brianm2881 7 лет назад +13

    That old Beatles tune,
    You never give me your money
    I put your son in a refrigerator
    You wan' pay now, or wan' pay later?
    You break down....

    • @dannycheesums
      @dannycheesums 3 года назад

      Lol thank you for ruining that song for me forever

  • @muaazismail_
    @muaazismail_ 6 лет назад +74

    "Only money that i want"
    Lol i feel him XD

  • @mkay187
    @mkay187 Год назад +2

    Journalist: my money don't jiggle jiggle -
    Skelm: it's only money that I want

  • @krendo5793
    @krendo5793 3 года назад +41

    I remember meeting this guy on a trip over there. He told me he was the wallet inspector

    • @dbslide
      @dbslide Год назад

      😂😂😂 Good one

  • @brownring9154
    @brownring9154 7 лет назад +537

    Hold on how long do I put the baby in the oven for? This is difficult recipe to follow.

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 6 лет назад +43

      Brown Ring make oven on before u start

    • @orion3768
      @orion3768 6 лет назад +18

      220 degrees for 40 minuets . Roast until golden and the juices run clear. Serve with father beans and a dash of apple sauce. Bon appetite

    • @gothicc9959
      @gothicc9959 6 лет назад +12

      Ryan Stirland bone apple teeth

    • @OGBeez
      @OGBeez 6 лет назад +19

      Brown Ring Put Knife To Neck .. Add Infant To Oven .. Make Oven On ... You Get Your Maaaaani ... No Other Wayy

    • @paulbales3014
      @paulbales3014 6 лет назад +14

      I will show you with your last born

  • @BRDYBRDY-bi1xd
    @BRDYBRDY-bi1xd 7 лет назад +15

    You only give me the Moooneeyy or else i put it here

  • @kindsir1256
    @kindsir1256 3 года назад +16

    So many legendary quotes from this clip! 😂 where is “all my life I like crime”. I’m sure there’s more??

    • @OppGoblinTv
      @OppGoblinTv 2 года назад +2

      😭"like example" "i will show you with your last born"

  • @milanisaki8081
    @milanisaki8081 Год назад +5

    Bro I’ve watched this like 3 times a day

  • @morrismanganhe1113
    @morrismanganhe1113 Год назад +3

    “What can we do?” 😂

  • @lunit00n68
    @lunit00n68 2 года назад +101

    He is speaking facts I would pay in a heart beat

    • @Dee.the.creator
      @Dee.the.creator Год назад +14

      you never give me?

    • @nathj4818
      @nathj4818 Год назад +10

      And he'd continue to visit your house and repeat the process

    • @shaunburner1
      @shaunburner1 Год назад +7

      No ada way

  • @pancakes6119
    @pancakes6119 3 года назад +172

    We need more people like him in society

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 2 года назад +12

      Less*

    • @ianbeale5980
      @ianbeale5980 2 года назад +20

      I assume you're talking about Louis Theroux and not Maleven.. right... right??

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 2 года назад +3

      @@ianbeale5980 I can sense you wanna start a argument :D

    • @ianbeale5980
      @ianbeale5980 2 года назад

      @@blaydenappollis9406 haha no way man, pancakes was being so ambiguous though..
      people might get the wrong idea about him 👀

    • @blaydenappollis9406
      @blaydenappollis9406 2 года назад

      @@ianbeale5980 mmm

  • @marehemudanielarapmoi6424
    @marehemudanielarapmoi6424 Год назад +4

    Take child.
    Put in oven.
    Put oven on.
    Serves 6.

  • @mukomana101
    @mukomana101 Год назад +3

    You never give,i say i finish up now 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fileerausveitsi
    @fileerausveitsi 8 лет назад +62

    what can you say? what can you say?

    • @fileerausveitsi
      @fileerausveitsi 7 лет назад +24

      you will give me. no other way.

    • @PowerfulWizard
      @PowerfulWizard 7 лет назад +1

      fileerausveitsi ders no udda whey

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 6 лет назад +1

      the conversation reads like bad fan fiction lol

    • @delilithkerk1130
      @delilithkerk1130 6 лет назад

      fileerausveitsi you can say "Hail the Lilith kerk!"

    • @jackw8827
      @jackw8827 6 лет назад +3

      fileerausveitsi I have pepper spray. I take it and spray it and make rock on his skull for threatening my child. Then I go to the baths to wash animal blood off me.

  • @Scatman1776
    @Scatman1776 3 года назад +88

    I work with a couple of South African blokes. They said this is 100% accurate. These kinds of people are everywhere there.

    • @jaredweiman2987
      @jaredweiman2987 2 года назад +10

      Nobody listens to the guys in SA though. They're living proof that people are 'different.'

    • @gunner4life568
      @gunner4life568 2 года назад +23

      They are not everywhere that is a lie this kind of soulless criminals are mainly found in big cities especially CPT Johannesburg and Durban but where I live it is really peacefully there has never been any murder or robbery in my entire 26 years of living unfortunately stats will say South Africa not certain areas

    • @richardsmith4783
      @richardsmith4783 2 года назад +4

      @@jaredweiman2987 what are you talking about? What is your point? Do you live in SA?

    • @Scatman1776
      @Scatman1776 2 года назад

      @@richardsmith4783 Yes I do.

    • @aphiwembande8661
      @aphiwembande8661 2 года назад +5

      Lmao no not really

  • @thembelanintuli5264
    @thembelanintuli5264 Год назад +1

    When Xolani from Sizokthola says don't worry you will give me it reminded me of this clip hence why I am here😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_Amilio_
    @_Amilio_ 2 года назад +22

    This is actually some real journalism

  • @pharaohraheemangelofdeath
    @pharaohraheemangelofdeath 10 месяцев назад +4

    "You are gonna give us" Wallahi fr fr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @siyabongatheo6329
    @siyabongatheo6329 5 месяцев назад +1

    "You never give me " that song is a banger😂😂😂😂after listening to it, I came flying with search the interview

  • @Sam-yk9kh
    @Sam-yk9kh Год назад +4

    0:53 is what we came for😂💀

  • @mulungimasha1105
    @mulungimasha1105 3 года назад +8

    Maleven the legend 😂😂😂

  • @dave93x
    @dave93x 4 года назад +3

    I wonder if he forgets to turn the oven on like I do with my fish fingers sometimes.

  • @bakwechokoe4054
    @bakwechokoe4054 Год назад +3

    Maleven when yourtwelve walks in: 💀

  • @Nadstratosfer
    @Nadstratosfer Год назад +2

    The "SAFE ABORTIONS" poster adds an interesting perspective to this dialogue.

  • @ToiletBowl
    @ToiletBowl 6 лет назад +4

    Someone will eventually give you EXACTLY what you are looking for

  • @sizwetalent4982
    @sizwetalent4982 Год назад +3

    You never give me 😂😂😂

  • @DRAGONS147
    @DRAGONS147 6 лет назад +42

    Louis is hands down the best t.v journalist you will ever find. The man is a genius.

  • @jamesritch5245
    @jamesritch5245 4 года назад +28

    "We take it with a gun, what can we do" "I just want your money" words I will live by lol

    • @0its0not0mine
      @0its0not0mine 3 года назад +2

      I want to get his accent SO badly, and then walk around and say that for mundane sh%t.

    • @Luke-vf6qc
      @Luke-vf6qc 2 года назад

      @@0its0not0mine you gonna make people shake in fear bro 😄

  • @hooper1545
    @hooper1545 2 года назад +2

    Louis lucky his money doesn't jiggle jiggle but folds

  • @OppGoblinTv
    @OppGoblinTv 2 года назад +5

    😭😭i love how he doesn't skip a beat "if i have a small child there ,you say you'll hurt the child?" Ma11: *cuts him off* i took your child i put it in oven ,i make oven on😭😭i pray ma11 didn't influence too many young steppas

  • @natashakuteeue2199
    @natashakuteeue2199 Год назад +2

    I watched this back when it came out
    And now it's tiktok famous 😂

  • @Teddy-gt5uh
    @Teddy-gt5uh Год назад +1

    "I say i finished up now"🤣💀

  • @chikounpluggedmusic
    @chikounpluggedmusic Год назад +4

    Who typed "You never give me "into the search bar

  • @imranciyax8233
    @imranciyax8233 2 года назад +34

    He thought he is joking and maleven is serious. That friend of maleven is the most loyal friend in the world

  • @mmb2211
    @mmb2211 4 года назад +1

    Louis` stare, listening to the man... Louis` eyes... you feel him struggling to understand.

  • @papana
    @papana Год назад +9

    No ada way 😂🤣🤣

    • @mariosimba8373
      @mariosimba8373 Год назад +1

      😂 Bro 💔 you are literally everywhere now

  • @FrogBalls101
    @FrogBalls101 4 года назад +6

    Dudes are speaking the language of the criminals.

  • @ceo.n1773
    @ceo.n1773 6 лет назад +3

    when your hungry, you gotta eat

  • @papilephoto4901
    @papilephoto4901 2 года назад +1

    @00:10 when he said looking for buyering, maleven was blowing steam 🐉

  • @Linda-jm2ez
    @Linda-jm2ez 2 года назад +2

    So many quotables in this video😂

  • @paulw9101
    @paulw9101 7 лет назад +27

    I remember watching this when it first aired years ago...I'll never forget him talking about microwaving a baby!!!

  • @yamkelalunga7108
    @yamkelalunga7108 Год назад

    Legendary interview

  • @marcusntapolebelo1551
    @marcusntapolebelo1551 2 месяца назад

    I came here after seeing an NHI bill meme with his face on it. "You never help me? You gonna help me" 😂

  • @wwd7562
    @wwd7562 Год назад +5

    We are waiting for buyeree now

  • @pasta8709
    @pasta8709 3 года назад +7

    Potential engineer, scientist, doctor.

  • @andiswasimelane5583
    @andiswasimelane5583 Год назад

    "You never give me? Do you never give me?" 😂😂😂

  • @kiddnass6573
    @kiddnass6573 Год назад +1

    "you never give me?, you never give up?"

  • @da_illest_sa
    @da_illest_sa 3 года назад +7

    Lol jus heard your voice on 25k's song "trap jumping"

  • @mrme6637
    @mrme6637 7 лет назад +359

    Hi youtubers' I am home right now and I had hot shower , but am hungry . How do I make oven on????

    • @davidharken4207
      @davidharken4207 7 лет назад +45

      Give that man his maaaani and he will show you how to put oven on

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 6 лет назад +12

      First you must get the money

    • @grantmanor6642
      @grantmanor6642 6 лет назад +11

      like example

    • @vaitalv9361
      @vaitalv9361 6 лет назад +5

      You take knife and put it here

    • @OGBeez
      @OGBeez 6 лет назад +5

      You Will Give ... Only Want Maaaani Put Food In Oven & Make It On .. No Other Way