@@str4wb3rry_ch4pstikactually if you had no ear lobe, sounds would be louder since the sound waves don’t have extra surface area to bounce on and diffuse a bit of sound. Your ear lobes are the buffer between your inner ear and loud noises!
This is pretty accurate lol, I got lip filler done by a plastic surgeon a few years ago & he was so brutal about my face, never again, I’ll stick with my thin lips from now on
Low key I've been considering filler but I'm so sensitive I would prob cry if the plastic surgeon said anything else about the rest of my face/body. Pretty much the only reason why I haven't gone
@@eleigh1312 honestly it’s so not worth it (in my opinion anyway), lip filler made my lips feel harder than natural, I could feel bumps inside & overall it didn’t help my confidence issues. They looked natural & I did like how they looked with filler overall, but it definitely wasn’t worth the money for me!
@@eleigh1312 Once you start you won't stop. Don't fix what's not broken. No health issues = NOTHING to fix. They are just trying to make *money." Remember that. You and OP are beautiful people. Don't let a stranger try to "fix" you.
@@eleigh1312I would tell them that when you book and also, find a nurse because they are often better with bedside manner. I had GREAT experiences getting my done and people thought they were natural and complimented me on my “nice, natural lips” not one person guessed but I increased my size a decent amount (overtime). You can start slow and build up, it’s more natural that way.
@@MissLofiASMRofficial You went to a bad person. I used to go to a pro, she would fill my thin lips and they were SO natural. You shouldn’t be able to tell by touching unless it’s overfilled or done wrong. I’ve only had like one lump that stayed once. You have to be so, so careful who you go to. It is truly an art.
Dude I worked as a receptionist at a place like this. No joke, this is accurate, they immediately started pointing out features on my face and what they wanted to do to “fix” them. I didn’t last long and quit. Anybody considering cosmetic procedures, you have your autonomy so decide what works best for you. I do strongly caution that you choose in advance what you want. Set some hard limits, because these people profit off your insecurity… (not all but I’d argue most) Great work as usual Caroline!
Wow, that's so weird. If it was in any other context, these people would literally be FREAKS. (Imagine if a random person told you how they would fix you)... Except they still are freaks because it's still way inappropriate and creepy, they just think it's not because of their profession???? Embarrassing, they deserve to be reported for inappropriate conduct too
They ALL profit off if your insecurity, some just don't stoke it beyond what society programs in. The only exception are some functional-restorative procedures following trauma
I rode on a bus next to a retired plastic surgeon once. He (UNPROMPTED, I didn’t even say hello) pointed out my acne and told me I ought to buy extra strength salicylic acid. I said “ok thanks”, looked at the price of that shit online, and bought more junk food instead. I was 19 1/2. You have acne when you’re 19 1/2. Now I’m 27 and the acne is gone. If you have spare money in college you should be enjoying it by eating it, drinking it, experiencing it, or pursuing your education with it. No sidetracking to dumbass shit because some old ass man in a bus thinks I look young and greasy.
This happened to me at the freaking dermatologist! Went in to have my moles checked and they started trying to get me to sign up for Botox and fillers. I told them I was really scared of putting foreign substances into my face especially not knowing how long it will last, I know way longer than the 6 months they tell you. Then you get more injected and it’s just too much to have all that stuff in your face, scary! I’m 44, I love myself and I love the way my face and body looks. My husband of 20+ years does as well. Every wrinkle has a story, the story of me, of us, so excited for the next chapter ❤❤ love yourselves ❤❤
I did do botox for migraine. The first doctor that I went to was like this. Even after I said, I realize i'm 37 and i'm happy with my aging process. He told me now was a perfect time to remove my smile lines, because it'll be harder to remove when i'm 50.
I have never heard of botox for migraines, does that help? I've heard of prism glasses helping, but my neurologist was doubtful, so how is that working out for you? Are you feeling better? Have the attacks decreased or is it just less frequent?
@@In_Spite YES. I was in tears and not sleeping my TMD was so bad. Had migraines triggered all the time. The TMJ clinics are super expensive and not covered by insurance. I've paid less at cosmetic medspas with better results. It slims your face a touch because the muscle shrinks (thankfully) but not too noticeably. If you have TMJ issues that triggers migraines, I would recommend 10/10.
I once wanted filler and legit had the guy tell me to get a nose job so the filler would be more "balanced." I left with neither 🙃 makeup fixes everything and ruins nothing.
If you ever played bioshock the original. The people were getting their faces sculpted like clay, and you can find a tape recording of a surgeon getting carried away, wanting to make people look perfect. It's very creepy and stuck with me a lot. This gave me the same vibes
"I'm sorry, I think I need a second opinion" Or the no conflict version, leave without any plans to return, schedule someone who really will just help with migraines
The ear removal thing also checks out, because in Asia they're getting their ears surgically bigger and more protruding, and the Western beauty standards are usually the perfect opposite of the Asian ones.
Yes but it’s done not done the same way Botox for say wrinkles is done, it’s applied along the edge of the hairline, nape of neck, top of shoulders, even the sides of head like above the ear. It’s a whole lot of tiny tiny injections. It makes little to no cosmetic change but can be helpful after a few treatments since Botox relaxes the muscles. It would be done at a neurologist tho not a plastic surgeon
I remember I used to have to go to a medical spa to deal with a growth, and most of the girls were chill but every once in a while a girl would try and sell me on fillers. Like nah hun I've seen your clients, my face is fine.
i went to get my botox done in my grumpy eyebrow spot and asked about lip filler and the girl goes "mmm...no :) i won't touch your lips, they're wonderful" she was literally just the sweetest human on earth
I actually had to go to a cosmetic surgeon to have them tell me i need my jaw relocated with surgery. They kept asking to take photos of my proportions to use as their "Natural baseline" I was 16....................
Watching this from the perspective of the body mod scene is bizarre. Ear removal and nose removal are actually things people do for the look of it. I don't know what the long term risks are for nose removal, but ear removal can cause deftness. People getting mods like these have put YEARS of thought into them because they ars so risky and expensive. But, yeah, these are actually real things.
I have OCD a real medical condition not just for perfectionist things it feels like a prison and I must do certain things like I have to write this or something bad will happen because it has to be even and be 90
Wait wait wait plastic surgery helps with migraines??? Edit: it’s not plastic surgery but there is a surgery for it I’m totally researching more about this I need my migraines fixed
This is legit exactly what happened to me. I just went in for TMJ Botox cause my enamel was wearing down so my dentist told me I should get Botox, and the surgeon took pictures of my face and anazlyzed my imperfections 😭 never knew my cheekbones sucked and that my face extremely not symmetrical (I knew it was a little but he was all brutal about it 😢)
I know this is meant to be a comical exaggeration, but its actually so close to my FFS consult experience, it's scary. 😅😭💀 The whole thing felt so creepy and exploitative that it's pretty much turned me off the whole procedure... which rlly sucks because I've wanted it desperately for like half my life 😢
“You haven’t heeeeard?” 👂🏾👂🏾✂️
Why is this so good😂
😂😂😂
i certainly wont be if my ears get chopped off, im not out here looking for the van gogh cut 😭😭
@@str4wb3rry_ch4pstikactually if you had no ear lobe, sounds would be louder since the sound waves don’t have extra surface area to bounce on and diffuse a bit of sound. Your ear lobes are the buffer between your inner ear and loud noises!
😂
"ear removal"
"you havent heard?"
LMFAOOOOO
@AudreeFitts16 no it is not real
@AudreeFitts16 Yes it's real you should get one 😍😍😍😍 and the hand reduction surgery!!!!!
@@md_stephAnd the new heart and brain liberation operation!
This is dystopian but also we're actually living in this kind of world
Where, acutely living in that, world this won is good to, tho?...!😊
@@MysticaI_Orb ima try an make sense of that 4 other people
We're actually living in that world? This one is good too though?..!
@YourLocalAroace588 thank you, as I am too tired to try and comprehend what they originally said
We use to sell people ….relax 😂
@@ZomBeeQueeen no, it still happens. Way to much, sadly.
Perfect cheekbones! for surgery 🥰
I’m dead 😭
😭😭
I can’t lie, I straight up shivered when she she insinuated that you should get plastic surgery in order for your makeup to look better. 😵💫😰
but they actually do that lol
Literally
They mean your natural highlights not the makeup :). The makeup is called after the natural thing.
I know I'm late but that's not what that means lmao
They really do be doing that though
“They’re calling it the seal!”
I’m honestly surprised they don’t call it the Van Gogh 😭
More like the ‘Van Gone’
That's only when you remove one ear, not both 😂
I know this is comedy but its somehow become my favorite asmr channel
This is an asmr channel?
@@DaBoom22AHHHH of all the places I didn't expect a childhood reference here 😭❤
@@DaBoom22a heart that beatssss a voice that speaks the truthhh
@@_Sapph0_ no but they are saying they think of this channel as asmr
@@discontinued_2 ohhhhhhhhhh
This is pretty accurate lol, I got lip filler done by a plastic surgeon a few years ago & he was so brutal about my face, never again, I’ll stick with my thin lips from now on
Low key I've been considering filler but I'm so sensitive I would prob cry if the plastic surgeon said anything else about the rest of my face/body. Pretty much the only reason why I haven't gone
@@eleigh1312 honestly it’s so not worth it (in my opinion anyway), lip filler made my lips feel harder than natural, I could feel bumps inside & overall it didn’t help my confidence issues. They looked natural & I did like how they looked with filler overall, but it definitely wasn’t worth the money for me!
@@eleigh1312 Once you start you won't stop. Don't fix what's not broken. No health issues = NOTHING to fix. They are just trying to make *money." Remember that. You and OP are beautiful people. Don't let a stranger try to "fix" you.
@@eleigh1312I would tell them that when you book and also, find a nurse because they are often better with bedside manner. I had GREAT experiences getting my done and people thought they were natural and complimented me on my “nice, natural lips” not one person guessed but I increased my size a decent amount (overtime). You can start slow and build up, it’s more natural that way.
@@MissLofiASMRofficial You went to a bad person. I used to go to a pro, she would fill my thin lips and they were SO natural. You shouldn’t be able to tell by touching unless it’s overfilled or done wrong. I’ve only had like one lump that stayed once. You have to be so, so careful who you go to. It is truly an art.
Dude I worked as a receptionist at a place like this. No joke, this is accurate, they immediately started pointing out features on my face and what they wanted to do to “fix” them. I didn’t last long and quit.
Anybody considering cosmetic procedures, you have your autonomy so decide what works best for you. I do strongly caution that you choose in advance what you want. Set some hard limits, because these people profit off your insecurity… (not all but I’d argue most)
Great work as usual Caroline!
Wow, that's so weird. If it was in any other context, these people would literally be FREAKS. (Imagine if a random person told you how they would fix you)... Except they still are freaks because it's still way inappropriate and creepy, they just think it's not because of their profession???? Embarrassing, they deserve to be reported for inappropriate conduct too
Slay
They ALL profit off if your insecurity, some just don't stoke it beyond what society programs in. The only exception are some functional-restorative procedures following trauma
I rode on a bus next to a retired plastic surgeon once. He (UNPROMPTED, I didn’t even say hello) pointed out my acne and told me I ought to buy extra strength salicylic acid. I said “ok thanks”, looked at the price of that shit online, and bought more junk food instead. I was 19 1/2. You have acne when you’re 19 1/2. Now I’m 27 and the acne is gone. If you have spare money in college you should be enjoying it by eating it, drinking it, experiencing it, or pursuing your education with it. No sidetracking to dumbass shit because some old ass man in a bus thinks I look young and greasy.
This happened to me at the freaking dermatologist! Went in to have my moles checked and they started trying to get me to sign up for Botox and fillers.
I told them I was really scared of putting foreign substances into my face especially not knowing how long it will last, I know way longer than the 6 months they tell you. Then you get more injected and it’s just too much to have all that stuff in your face, scary!
I’m 44, I love myself and I love the way my face and body looks. My husband of 20+ years does as well. Every wrinkle has a story, the story of me, of us, so excited for the next chapter
❤❤ love yourselves ❤❤
"your face is so 👹rawww👹"
... ear removal, you haven't heard?
Hehehe
I did do botox for migraine. The first doctor that I went to was like this. Even after I said, I realize i'm 37 and i'm happy with my aging process. He told me now was a perfect time to remove my smile lines, because it'll be harder to remove when i'm 50.
But don’t you want to look like you’ve never in your life had anything to be happy about?!?
I have never heard of botox for migraines, does that help? I've heard of prism glasses helping, but my neurologist was doubtful, so how is that working out for you? Are you feeling better? Have the attacks decreased or is it just less frequent?
@@In_Spite YES. I was in tears and not sleeping my TMD was so bad. Had migraines triggered all the time. The TMJ clinics are super expensive and not covered by insurance. I've paid less at cosmetic medspas with better results. It slims your face a touch because the muscle shrinks (thankfully) but not too noticeably. If you have TMJ issues that triggers migraines, I would recommend 10/10.
"You also have perfect cheekbones...for surgery" lmao damn
🖐🏼 your face is so raw 😂😂😂
👹your face is so raw👹
That ended on a horrifying note 😂
Dr: you also have perfect cheekbones
Me: :)
Dr: ..for surgery
Me: :(
"...for surgery."😂
the eyes and ring light are the most dastardly combo
I need a full version of this so bad I’ve been listening to this on repeat nine months
I don’t know if you set out to be an ASMRtist, but you’re really good at it. Also, not finding the pulse made me literally laugh out loud.
She does mostly asmr in her full length videos
"ear removal?"
"you haven't heard?"
I once wanted filler and legit had the guy tell me to get a nose job so the filler would be more "balanced." I left with neither 🙃 makeup fixes everything and ruins nothing.
I need this as an asmr, I loved the last one sm 😭
The intense eye contact really makes these great
Need a longer version please
Omg lmaoo I heard about Botox for migraines but i don’t want to get started on that, lmao I’m already insecure with myself
I get shivers when she says cheekbones for surgery
Thanks Terrance for 1 like 😊
Please can we get a full one 😭😭😭
Getting a facial at the spa?
What do you mean by that?
@@metal_cheetosthey're requesting for her to do that
If you ever played bioshock the original. The people were getting their faces sculpted like clay, and you can find a tape recording of a surgeon getting carried away, wanting to make people look perfect. It's very creepy and stuck with me a lot. This gave me the same vibes
Not me walking into my dermatologist and walking out spending about 5k on procedures to fix me.
What am I a raw chicken with a face? 😂
As a person who’s suffered from chronic migraines since I was 5… this is too accurate 😭
GUYS THE EAR THING IS REAL. People are doing that and it’s so DISTURBING
"I'm sorry, I think I need a second opinion"
Or the no conflict version, leave without any plans to return, schedule someone who really will just help with migraines
This is what my dermatologist is like lmfao IM WEAK
“You also have perfect cheekbones….for surgery” PLS 😂 just say I’ve the perfect face for surgery at this point 💀
Tell me about this ear removal thing.
**flexing Dumbo ears**
But you also have perfect cheekbones… for surgery 💀💀💀
EaR rEmOvAl??
YoU HaVeN't hEaRd???
She looks like the birth child of Merry and Frodo Baggins
You should so ASMR with this exact voice, I’d be all in that stg
The ear removal thing also checks out, because in Asia they're getting their ears surgically bigger and more protruding, and the Western beauty standards are usually the perfect opposite of the Asian ones.
Do going to the er
Wait is Botox actually helping some people with migraines?
Yes but it’s done not done the same way Botox for say wrinkles is done, it’s applied along the edge of the hairline, nape of neck, top of shoulders, even the sides of head like above the ear. It’s a whole lot of tiny tiny injections. It makes little to no cosmetic change but can be helpful after a few treatments since Botox relaxes the muscles. It would be done at a neurologist tho not a plastic surgeon
I remember I used to have to go to a medical spa to deal with a growth, and most of the girls were chill but every once in a while a girl would try and sell me on fillers. Like nah hun I've seen your clients, my face is fine.
Like the Upload shoulder blade sharpening 😂
My mom would have left immediately if someone told her that.
The thing is, she was a plus size model before she ever even became a cook
The way I keep backing away when she gets close like
NOPE!
Amazing skit 👍
The implication with the highlighter comment that even after this we'll still have to wear make up to look good is so accurately dystopian ☠️
Like I actually have migraines and this is why I can't afford Botox
"Theyre calling it the seal!" 😭💀
So hilarious😂 love your content soo so much
I can't help but feel like a younger joan cusack is telling me that i need plastic surgery lmao
Modify by Lemon Demon starts playing
Why does this scare me so much
Girlie really said 👁️👄👁️
i went to get my botox done in my grumpy eyebrow spot and asked about lip filler and the girl goes "mmm...no :) i won't touch your lips, they're wonderful" she was literally just the sweetest human on earth
“I get migraines too (wink)- right here, and right here and right here…” 😂😂😂
“Ur face is so raw 🚪 😈” got me dying 💀 😭
The fact ear removal didn't sound too outlandish in context to all the bizarre things said prior is quite dystopian.
I've gotta show my mom this, she would get this. Lol!!!!
ohmygod i just discovered your channel 😭😭 you're crazy good at this !!
YoUr FaCe Is So RaW😂
Capitol-core!
Is the plastic surgeon trying to make me Voldemort..?
There's something seriously wrong with you
It's a pov for a reason
You should do ASMR!!!!!!!!
No I think I’ll keep the excuse to wear more jewelry Thanks. 😊
The tape 🤣
You also have perfect cheekbones… … for surgery. 😂
Do asking a teacher a question on a test
I’m listening to this bc of her voice and asmr
I actually had to go to a cosmetic surgeon to have them tell me i need my jaw relocated with surgery.
They kept asking to take photos of my proportions to use as their
"Natural baseline"
I was 16....................
You give me life 😂you haven’t hearrrrdd???
Watching this from the perspective of the body mod scene is bizarre. Ear removal and nose removal are actually things people do for the look of it. I don't know what the long term risks are for nose removal, but ear removal can cause deftness. People getting mods like these have put YEARS of thought into them because they ars so risky and expensive. But, yeah, these are actually real things.
Go to neurology for Botox. Please don’t go to plastics. 🤦🏼♀️
Can you do dentist for me!❤❤ LOVE YOUR VIDEOS
100% smaller… got me dying 💀
I have OCD a real medical condition not just for perfectionist things it feels like a prison and I must do certain things like I have to write this or something bad will happen because it has to be even and be 90
I’m just welcomed by YouR fAcE iS sO rAW
*"YOUR FACE IS SO RAW."* are you gonna eat me? 😭
Fun fact: my Botox for my migraines is tomorrow. Lol If you have chronic migraines, give Botox a thought! It really does help.
Before we had the reconstruction/medical plastic surgeon taking cosmetic surgery for the day, and now we have the inverse
Botox was originally FOR migraines--but then they noticed the skin smoothed out where they did the injections.
The doctor from BioShock?!?!?!?? What are you doing here?
The seal😂 ok your really bidding for best personality on RUclips, your def a nominee at the LEAST😅
When people find out I am on Botox for Migraines, I swear this is what happens. People assume it's just for wrinkles.
Am I the only one who thinks this doesn’t sound like asmr
Ear removal as a concept for plastic surgery is absolutely horrific to me lmao
“ ma’am I just want Botox I don’t want to look like a possessed seal 😂 “
“ but you will look so much better”
“ are you calling me ugly?🤨”
Wait wait wait plastic surgery helps with migraines???
Edit: it’s not plastic surgery but there is a surgery for it I’m totally researching more about this I need my migraines fixed
You have perfect cheekbones…….. for surgery 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Do you stalk my comments? 😂 I mean I'm joking, but everytime I complain about anything, you go ahead & make a video
This is legit exactly what happened to me. I just went in for TMJ Botox cause my enamel was wearing down so my dentist told me I should get Botox, and the surgeon took pictures of my face and anazlyzed my imperfections 😭 never knew my cheekbones sucked and that my face extremely not symmetrical (I knew it was a little but he was all brutal about it 😢)
100 percent smaller??????? are we going for a Voldemort look???????
I know this is meant to be a comical exaggeration, but its actually so close to my FFS consult experience, it's scary. 😅😭💀 The whole thing felt so creepy and exploitative that it's pretty much turned me off the whole procedure... which rlly sucks because I've wanted it desperately for like half my life 😢
My cousin got Botox for migraines. Worked like a charm
They Fr find everything wrong and try to gaslight you into doing it-