That rice bear looks like it was assassinated in its sleep and then the murderer tried to make it look like a suicide. Crazy how he can tell a story through his cooking...
@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.
I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.
Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.
Man really hates himmat Times he uses the wrong kitchen equipment i would have half boiled or boiled the rice 70% or 80% leave leave rest to pan frying for texture he overcooked in first the rice all the moisture and he didn't got the soya sauce mix . He used a plastic thing I use a metal one low flame left hand I hold the fan twist it move it and repeat same way we make noddle or fried rice . Moisture also locked the rice didn't allow it gain colour.
The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you
Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated
Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!
Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!
For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop
Ive never really fully laughed from youtube videos. I came across his cookie making video as I wanted to make my own. This has got to be the funniest channel out here.
Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂 But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well
i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT
OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
12:10 bro what do you mean its weird it wont happen again..what are we supposed to watch now..pls be weirds and YOU..we watch your videos for you and your weirdness (of course radioactivity)..thank you for providing fun and healthy relationship with food and cooking..may be in 2040 or 2050 there will be a lesson about you that inspired many ppl to get into kitchen and experimenting with food so yeah luvv yu 😘💌
I have so many questions. 4:17 Why does this bean has a creepy serial killer vibe? 4:51 Why was a carrot in your bedroom FutureCanoe? 5:09 Position!? 9:42 Lizard? It looks lowkey like cursed tar slime though. 10:02 You just had to take a bite out of it, didn't you? 10:56 Does you kawaii translate to yandere? 10:58 Just why Canoe. Why! And it fell off too. 12:09 It was fun though.
You know, the second camera you used to make that scary bear cutscene thing, it didn’t look so radio active, also the light you turned on made it look more green so maybe you should use that camera with a different light to make it look more appealing idk
I deeply appreciate your ability to show "close enough" substitutions - I'm so averse to going off-recipe at all that I don't make some food I want to try making because I can't justify the "one-off" cost of buying something I'm only going to use for the one recipe. Might actually try making some stuff and using the leftovers to sub in different recipes.
Hearing "cute animal shaped kawaii foods" in his monotone voice made my day 😂
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He actualy has a more cheerful tone this time, i noticed something was not as usual 😂
I’m so in love with him
That rice bear made me laugh so hard bro never fails to make food into a nightmare 💀💀
That bear sent me like nothing has in months. 💀💀
I'm laughing so hard I'm afraid of dislocating my ribs
that was like a slow-motion car crash, the second he decided to go for the round eyes i knew we were in for some nightmare fuel
It was the otter with the "log" for me
That ain't no bear. That is baby Yoda
That rice bear looks like it was assassinated in its sleep and then the murderer tried to make it look like a suicide.
Crazy how he can tell a story through his cooking...
So true..
I was thinking it was sleeping in the blood of it's victims
Nice, you made soggy rice with garlic charcoal and burnt Soysauce!
U forgot that it was thrown into nuclear waste
Just goes to show you how deep the art of cooking can be... Truly an artist.
It amazes me how he never fails to make the results look cursed
😂
future is the kind of guy to look at a wall and say,
“I have a new video idea.”
true story
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
@@FutureCanoe yrots eurt
@@FutureCanoeyrots eurt
9:37 This guy must be protected at all costs. No man can be this adorable
Fr, I love him, he's too cute for this world 😭💖
THEN WHY IS HIS WEE WEE OUT 😭😭😭😭
Chad the mighty bear defeating the log wielding kaiju at the end was the most cinematic experience of my life
And he even had the nerve to put a skip message for the weirdness as if most of us wouldn't enjoy it 😹
Chad curb stomps like a champ
3:22 A fucking woodo doll😭
😂😂😂
voodoo*
@@bruhzzer my bad
Sure hope musclebear Chad takes off as a viral recipe. We need more body positivity in the baking space.
How is using steroids body positivity? Clearly muscle bear Chad uses steroids, have you seen his apology video recently?
@@cracuss31n52 It was just a woopsy doosy
@@justduro1527 It was just a goof, a laugh, like haha why aren't you laughing
@@WhimsicalGobelin No no I am laughing, I was just enhancing the joke a little. Because obviously a teddy bear buns can't take steroids and made an apology video about it.
@@cracuss31n52 I was making a reference to a moistcritikal meme
My wife laughed so hard at the bear having a knife she almost died laughing. I hope you're happy
he somehow managed to make the “cute foods” look radioactive…
He lives in Chernobyl
WILD 💀
I think the bear was cute ...the carrot smile was adorable lol😅
It's very normal when he's cooking
It's all in the lighting
3:44 why does the blanket have a terrified expression 😭
Oh shit I see it.
11:53 When I tell you I wheezed! This is supposed to be family friendly 😂😂
same
depends on your family tbf
6:36 the bunny looks like it was forced to be on that plate😂😂😂
This is the only yt channel that consistently makes me laugh so hard I cry, and I love it
Literally this guy is one of the funniest people I’ve seen on here cracks me up 😂
Same 😂
I don't know why but the knife under the bear's blanket sent me. Ten solid minutes of choking, throat hurting, I'm dying kind of laughter.
Thanks!
He nails the Wellington, but botches this. 😂 It's like Gorden over making grilled cheese sandwich. 😅
10:05 Bruh literally just tasted the tip 😂
FutureCanoe never fails ruining my day with his uploads 🥰
Let's not turn this into pyro's RUclips comments section, oh too late
@@alext6933 his comment section just makes fun of his hair every video
Futurecanoe’s comments section about to look like WestJett’s
69.
i like licking Dic
I think I finally understand this channel. It infuriates me to see mistakes I've personally made while cooking in the past, and fully knowing how to correct them. But instead we have to sit and watch the horror unfold. Its like some form of torture you can't look away from.
I think you'd also enjoy anti chef
@@bubblegumplasticthat guy is frustrating to look at he looks like he's digging his own grave while cooking . Future canoe makes cooking fun
Despite your cooking shortcomings and food taken from the nearest nuclear waste place, I think you're a really good cook, and what's best is that you're honest too.
I know I'm late but his shorts show his actual skill,
@@pessien8474 I've been here since day 1 I think I got a pretty good grasp of his skill
3:26 that bear has goat eyes but horizontal 💀💀
I feel pretty certain there will be more weird videos on this channel; I'm counting on it. also, the knife is the perfect garnish for the bear!
it is a murder victim from the hood
Man really hates himmat Times he uses the wrong kitchen equipment i would have half boiled or boiled the rice 70% or 80% leave leave rest to pan frying for texture he overcooked in first the rice all the moisture and he didn't got the soya sauce mix .
He used a plastic thing I use a metal one low flame left hand I hold the fan twist it move it and repeat same way we make noddle or fried rice . Moisture also locked the rice didn't allow it gain colour.
Watching your videos before falling asleep never gives me nightmares, surprisingly.
FutureCanoe is really pumping videos out. Love it!
pumping them into me 😫
@@JKFOOTBALL.cc1bros down bad 💀
@@youtubeurBro is down tafuk not down bad
I love the fight between the brioche buns! So amazing!
The rice frying just gets worse and worse and he just keeps going instead of starting over LOL
4:47 Wow, You must really like eating carrots as soon as you wake up!
futurecanoe: censors dumbbell
also futurecanoe: 11:48
The killer bear made me laugh so hard I started coughing, which sucks cause I've been coughing a lot being sick, but it was just too funny. This video was hilarious and creative, thank you
Hope you get well soon mate!😊😊
11:48 what an interesting fight
I loved all of these lol but the fight with the overly muscular bear and the otter was too good 💀 rip otter 😭
It’s great to see someone else play with the food and have fun, so much more relatable and better to watch
Hey man, don't forget to take some time to yourself. Noticed that your contents become significantly more frequent (presumably due to the quick channel growth, to which I say congrats👏) but do be mindful of burnout lol. Regardless your works appreciated
🙄 Simp 😂
@@PinkButterBeanswhat wrong with you xD
4:06 radioactive psychopath bear 😭🫶🏻
Wow this is the earliest I've ever been. Just wanted to say that you've reignited my love for cooking, and made it entertaining while doing so. Thanks!
7:25 when enough love is demonstrated pour in the egg whites 😂😂
You've outdone yourself with this one, pretty funny. Nice job team 👏🏻
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SEEING HIM PLAY WITH FOOD IS ADORABLE 😭
Canoe quickly became my favorite food influencer and my opinion is not changing at all
I can’t stop watching these videos. I just love your sense of humor.
"It never folds into a perfect omelet when i want it to..." that's a real moment we can ALL relate to.
11:53 for the children
Have a wonderful day.
That muscle *bear* really "curb stomped" that sea *otter* 💦
Not my proudest moment tbh but hey
ill show you whos the boss of this gym
3:22 that bear looks RADIOACTIVE, jesus I am in tears
that bear is nightmare fuel. (edit: the first bear)
how did I get 250+ likes…. what..??
looks like a murder scene straight outta compton
which one
@@popsicle8694 which..? There’s more than one bear..?
@@CallMeEchoNowthe first bear I'm assuming
1st one is 5/10 cause I'm gonna eat all the nightmare out of it before it gets me
7:12 'They are gonna want the second round..of breakfast' Just caught me in 4k-
Once again he never fails to make me feel demotivated to cook 💪💪💪
Gotta say, Im proud of futurecanoe as his followers are growing insanely fast within just couple of months. Its crazy that he blew up on tiktok and now hes gaining 100k followers in 1 week on youtube. Been supporting you since feb and always anticipate your new vids! Love your content man!
I was anxiously waiting for a good instagram post for this video. any reaction from any of these dishes were going to be golden
I can’t express how much I enjoy your comedy. You have a really funny delivery on all your corny jokes so that I always laugh. Please never change
for your brioche, egg wash with a whole egg beaten well with like 2tbsp water. You can egg wash multiple times for a more consistent finish
10:58 don’t hide it i already saw it
ITS A CO-
8:05 Yeah I sometimes go Super Saiyan when my pan sticks too. 🍳😂
Dear Future canoe, please make more videos like this one. I hadn't laughed this hard in a while 😂😂😂😂😂
For the bear, I’ll give it a 3 because it looks like a Mogwai. Still pretty cute just don’t feed it after midnight or get it wet. I named him Fruit Loop
Ive never really fully laughed from youtube videos. I came across his cookie making video as I wanted to make my own. This has got to be the funniest channel out here.
Since finding this channel I've become addicted to beating it on the sofa for some strange reason 😂
But really tho, love every video and I've tried a few recipes out now, feel like most of them have had that struggle meal vibe but I've been improving fairly well
Top notch humour!!! I swear it had me rolling 9:36 🤌✨️👍
This channel is growing fast. Congratulations. Cute animals
9:38 That half-laught killed me! 😂
i have a crush on a man that i’ve never seen the face of. his personality is so funny and cute at the same time, the “thank you” at the end of every video always sounds do sincere, his speaking tone is just so relaxed and vibey MARRY ME ALREADY DAMN IT
I feel sorry for you.
Usually when I behave like that every woman and men stay away
OH MY GOD I CANT EVEN SIMP IN PEACE CAUSE PEOPLE GET OFFENDED WITH ANYTHING 💀💀💀💀 CANT EVEN COMPLIMENT SOMEONE NOW A DAYS 😭😭😭😭 the same people that say everyone’s a snowflake now too💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@jjsm420 simp as long as you wish, not that anybody found your house and wrote simp on your window with something
@@hotkfclover6169 is that a threat!?
The cute otter brioche destroyed me 😂😂😂 I love it!!!
This was also like your best video so far! I just can't, love your content!
awhh thats so considerate of you to make a dumbell for muscle bear 🥰😊
I never laught so much during a cooking video, thank you
You are awesome and one of my favourite chef RUclipsrs.
I had literal tears during the heart omlete. 😂😂😂
3:31 there is a episode of Mr bean were teddy gets kidnapped and replace by some creepy bear................it's giving that☠️☠️
What episode?
12:10 bro what do you mean its weird it wont happen again..what are we supposed to watch now..pls be weirds and YOU..we watch your videos for you and your weirdness (of course radioactivity)..thank you for providing fun and healthy relationship with food and cooking..may be in 2040 or 2050 there will be a lesson about you that inspired many ppl to get into kitchen and experimenting with food so yeah luvv yu 😘💌
Great comment uhhh... I don't know what you are so . Good comment person
5:30 It helps to peel the eggs under running water or in a bowl of it.
the bear looks happy bc after hours of suffering hes finally dead and mustnt endure the torture futurecanoe puts him through
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time lmao, that is the best cooking video on the internet
The role play in the end made my day
8:25 oh its the Doug Doug otter!
Rosa‼️‼️
6:10 lThe bunny looks good
1:36 that rice is darker than my future 💀
It's just as dark as me!
@@Cocaine4kids69sas bla- dark as my brother!
All the subtle bread flashes and half ass editing out made my day lol
His first successful boiled egg peel.... a historical moment guys
the little giggle he made after the otter chesse joke was Kawai
3:39 bro made dobby
He really did!
This might be my favorite one yet!
had a really busy day today. Your video just made my day. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially that bear with a pink sausage 😂😂😂😂
Possibly my favourite of your vids so far
I have so many questions.
4:17 Why does this bean has a creepy serial killer vibe?
4:51 Why was a carrot in your bedroom FutureCanoe?
5:09 Position!?
9:42 Lizard? It looks lowkey like cursed tar slime though.
10:02 You just had to take a bite out of it, didn't you?
10:56 Does you kawaii translate to yandere?
10:58 Just why Canoe. Why! And it fell off too.
12:09 It was fun though.
Finally someone else wondering about that carrot!!!
9:36 the way he said this so akward had my dying
"So, basically, the body composition of an active user of steroids."
**Liver King Appears**
10:33
Rice Bear is the nightmare having a nightmare but he is smiling through it. 😭. CUTE
You know, the second camera you used to make that scary bear cutscene thing, it didn’t look so radio active, also the light you turned on made it look more green so maybe you should use that camera with a different light to make it look more appealing idk
Looking away for a minute and coming back to the result is crazzyyy
I was not expecting a halloween episode in September.
This is one of the best videos I've seen this week. I woke up a bit sad today, but this made me smile. Thank you!
7:06 caught me off guard-
Okay that play at the end was the funniest thing ever and totally my highlight
I deeply appreciate your ability to show "close enough" substitutions - I'm so averse to going off-recipe at all that I don't make some food I want to try making because I can't justify the "one-off" cost of buying something I'm only going to use for the one recipe. Might actually try making some stuff and using the leftovers to sub in different recipes.
I’m new to this channel and let me say that I came for the cooking (it looks worse than what I cook) and stayed for the humor and fun 🔥
4:02 curse of chucky
Broooo, I think this might be your best video yet, a masterpiece I would dare say
4:20 you shouldve put some b...ketchup on the knive too hahaha
11:33 we going to oscar with this one
"Ethnically-inclusive Bear" 😂
*inclusive lol