Stand-Up Jokes To Save Your Terrible Dating Life

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @harshitabhuyan8892
    @harshitabhuyan8892 3 года назад +2799

    I totally agree that guys who respect your boundaries and say "we don't have to do anything you don't want to" or "it's okay if you want to take it slow" is like the hottest thing ever. I remember my first boyfriend constantly pestering me about doing "stuff" and I eventually broke up with him because I was tired of the shit, i just wasn't ready and he thought i was a prude.
    Then i met my current boyfriend 2 years later, he is very understanding and respected my boundaries, he was game to take it slow, he teared up the first time we kissed and after a month or 2 i didn't want to take it slow anymore, i was all over him. 😂 We've been together for 5 years now and trust me being a decent human being and not pushing the girl goes a long way.

    • @casusbelli9225
      @casusbelli9225 3 года назад +24

      >he was game to take it slow, he teared up the first time we kissed and after a month or 2 i didn't want to take it slow anymore, i was all over him.
      Should have taken it even slower, tbh.

    • @danielhristov81
      @danielhristov81 3 года назад +27

      Last few times I took it slow with a girl, she got drunk and fucked a random guy before our fourth date. Last time I didn't took it too slow - she went mental because I kissed her on the mouth after the second date. I other words - please don't push your solo experience or preferences as a dating advice for men. You are basing it on the mindset of a single girl (you) and you are all random as fuck :)

    • @victoriapulcifer6218
      @victoriapulcifer6218 3 года назад +120

      @@danielhristov81 It's not a 'solo experience', all women want to have their boundaries respected. You think you know how to attract a woman better than literal women because of *your* 'solo expereinces'? Hypocritical, much? Tbh, it sounds to me that your last experiences went poorly because you never/rarely communicated to women that that you wanted to get physical to the point that they figured you weren't interested, and then later when you kissed another girl without her consent because of your pent up frustrations, she got rightfully upset at you. Communication and respect is key, and it reflects well on your character to always ask if you can kiss your partner, or how she feels about starting to have sex.
      And yeah, women should communicate what they want as well (learning effective communication doesn't really come from your parents or school, ironically), and some people are obviously not good partners if they choose to sleep around while in a relationship. But there's toxic partners for literally every race, gender, and sexual orientation out there. And yet here you are, acting like that sort of behavior is exclusive to women ('you are all random as fuck', once again hypocritically pushing an idea onto all women based on your 'solo' experience). I don't think you come across as a very respectful person to OP or the women in your past, which is at least partially contributing to your lack of success here.

    • @reyortsedlana1118
      @reyortsedlana1118 3 года назад +10

      @Megan O LMAO YES you said it so well

    • @nimbusws2566
      @nimbusws2566 3 года назад +10

      @Megan O shit at reading maps and, quite possibly, useless at asking for directions

  • @odysyr
    @odysyr 3 года назад +5521

    "Nothing hotter than someone respecting your boundaries"
    I know this was a 'bit' but I'll be damned if that doesn't ring true!

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 3 года назад +51

      Kinda how I met my wife.

    • @Amaya313
      @Amaya313 3 года назад +23

      Completely TRUE!

    • @As-jj2rc
      @As-jj2rc 3 года назад +20

      I mean I have joke that in my mind and she made it a bit, it's SO true!

    • @jason_always_painting3994
      @jason_always_painting3994 3 года назад +9

      This is soooo true

    • @Jamming0ut
      @Jamming0ut 2 года назад +4

      @Kirk S. you tell the actually truth, it's not about respecting boundaries, is about being enough hot for you to break it. Otherwise men have to go through all this bs about respecting boundaries

  • @alittlepieceofearth
    @alittlepieceofearth 3 года назад +3223

    Pretty sure in the gold digger equation everybody knows what they are there for. When Melania was engaged to Donald, an interviewer asked if she would be marrying him if he were not so rich and her response was "Would he be marrying me if I were not so beautiful?"

    • @jelatinosa
      @jelatinosa 3 года назад +383

      It's an exchange of desired goods. Lol

    • @caper2x
      @caper2x 3 года назад +124

      Well, Melania was not Trump rich, but she was well to do. Not exactly a pauper.

    • @thelonelyduck7267
      @thelonelyduck7267 3 года назад +30

      @@jelatinosa it's not love then. That's .... Sad.

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 года назад +137

      @@thelonelyduck7267
      Who cares? Marriage wasn’t about marriage for most of history.

    • @serpentinewolf7085
      @serpentinewolf7085 3 года назад +56

      @@yahboy2-d21
      Factual.

  • @mkcorder5453
    @mkcorder5453 3 года назад +673

    "there is nothing hotter than someone respecting your boundaries" put that on my gravestone

  • @asalane20
    @asalane20 3 года назад +8720

    Maybe just date adults with jobs..love it

    • @nunster1030
      @nunster1030 3 года назад +14

      @@ghoraxe9000 that's your problem, not theirs.

    • @Undivided-X
      @Undivided-X 3 года назад +27

      @@ghoraxe9000 wow you've met and dated all independent women! Or enough to have an unbiased sample!

    • @avantikamathur2859
      @avantikamathur2859 3 года назад +25

      @@asherujudo7383 your view of life is very superficial. Also I don’t think you know enough of women to generalise anything. You don’t know anything about independent women, average looking women or good looking women. You based your philosophy on maybe the few women you met, but that’s hardly a res presentative set

    • @formeee53
      @formeee53 3 года назад +17

      ​@@ghoraxe9000 ah sorry forgot we were in the 1800s. don't worry, i'll just become a fucking pushover despite the fact i've fought my whole life to be seen as something other than a man's property, which you will never understand because you were born with the privilege to have absolutely everything you could ever need besides a woman who genuinely likes you.

    • @ghoraxe9000
      @ghoraxe9000 3 года назад +1

      @@formeee53 you obviously got the wrong idea from what i was trying to say ... the most significant issue with modern communication is that texting fails to convey tone... which is vital for accurately communicating with people ... leaving the message vulnerably to readers bias... or taking an idea out of context.... .. My words where aimed at all people .. not (not just women).. who possess too much pride ..a virtue that must be taken in moderation to maintain a good character

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian 3 года назад +680

    " I Lost it under an Ikea painting that I PURCHASED.... with a coupon" 😂😂😂😂

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 3 года назад +2152

    Bronzer should *not* be $90!

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 3 года назад +24

      Love her or hate her shes spitting straight facts

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад

      Simoneheyy f.b.

    • @emirkudic3624
      @emirkudic3624 3 года назад

      Just don't buy it

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 3 года назад +14

      @@emirkudic3624 Thank you for your completely useless comment. Something is overpriced? Oh yeah, just don't buy it. Perfect sense.

    • @rambhaskar6728
      @rambhaskar6728 3 года назад +2

      You could just reduce the demand for it to reduce the prices.

  • @bexii786
    @bexii786 3 года назад +1518

    Literally so true when a guy says he'll wait it's such a turn on

  • @nachogoatcheese1761
    @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +2960

    Almost none of the dudes worried about gold diggers will ever be targeted by gold diggers.

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 3 года назад +114

      For starters nobody is "targeted" by a gold digger. The only reason a younger hotter chick is with those guys is finantial comfort and they're fully aware; they just like to pretend that's because they're alpha providers or any shit like that when in reality is a two-way agreement when one part brings the money and the other brings the looks.

    • @nachogoatcheese1761
      @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +102

      @@biazacha "Some women like men with jobs and ambition".
      Wow. What horrible people.

    • @nachogoatcheese1761
      @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +95

      @@biazacha and like, regardless, a "gold digger" aint that anyway. These days its used to just bully women into lowering their standards practically into a ditch but it used to mean a predatory woman after money, not a regular ass hot chick that wanted to make sure if she ruined her body to give a man kids she'd be taken care of.

    • @nachogoatcheese1761
      @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +59

      Always trips me out how a younger woman marrying a moderately older guy with his shit together gets labeled with a nasty term that used to be reserved for a financial predator, but an older dude looking for someone hot and naive doesn't get a dirty term. What was described here seemed like a mutually agreed upon arrangement: one brings money, the other brings looks. Aka: no one is exploited, so there ain't any good reason to use a derogatory term for either of them.
      But hey, hon, if you go for losers BC you think they have a personality and you can otherwise fix them up, I wish you luck. BC odds are if you succeed in making a loser into something better, he'll trade you in later anyway. Dudes say they want "ride or die" but they just wanna ride you til you rust out.

    • @RassTheKing
      @RassTheKing 3 года назад +40

      @@nachogoatcheese1761 Nah, "gold diggers" have always been young hot women that were being paid for their time by a man with money. They weren't the predators in that situation. Shit, most of the time they were groomed and then abused financially, emotionally and quite often physically. The mythical "gold digger" is just that, a myth. Women hunting men for their money has never been reality. Ever.

  • @DinosourousRexx
    @DinosourousRexx 3 года назад +2302

    “Now come inside my chocolate factory, it’s all for you!” 😂

    • @galiciaart
      @galiciaart 3 года назад +54

      That was so dirty hahahahaha

    • @casusbelli9225
      @casusbelli9225 3 года назад +7

      I am yet to see a person dumb enough who would actually change their mind after that.
      No sex? Fine. But it doesn't mean that I will jump you in the next 5 minutes just because you suddenly want it.

    • @Illjwamh
      @Illjwamh 3 года назад +54

      The dance is what really sold it.

    • @denisgomes4106
      @denisgomes4106 3 года назад +7

      She IS uncanny

    • @ashleyhoughton8592
      @ashleyhoughton8592 3 года назад +2

      @@casusbelli9225 that's exactly what happens.

  • @McKay2
    @McKay2 3 года назад +456

    The “gobstopper test.” Lol, genius.

  • @aaronpeart
    @aaronpeart 3 года назад +1520

    How is Taylor Tomlinson so young? She's got chops better than people 10 years her senior.

  • @feliciaadams7666
    @feliciaadams7666 3 года назад +570

    "Nothing hotter than someone respecting your boundries" Fuck yeah, it's really weird too. Like it's a weird feeling.

    • @yourboyphoenix3217
      @yourboyphoenix3217 3 года назад +9

      I know what you mean I started dating this girl who got out of a bad relationship and said is it alright if we take things slow I had no problem with that and just a few months later she asked if I wanted to meet up when I agreed she asked me to bring protection

    • @harleyquiinnnn
      @harleyquiinnnn 2 года назад +1

      that's concerning if it feels weird to you

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 2 года назад +2

      Shouldn’t be. It should be expected and standard for someone to respect your boundaries.

    • @rukia5678
      @rukia5678 2 года назад +1

      @@harleyquiinnnn Something you've yet to learn always feel weird.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Год назад

      @@harleyquiinnnn it's not a passive game with 1 player. There are two people involved, each with their own feelings, emotions and desires. If the guy pushes for his desires, there is less (or no) room for the girl's, but that works the other way around too: when the girl enforces her ways, her desires to wait, there is less (or no) space for his desire to get moving. Not saying one is better than the other, just pointing out that a guy can be forced to do something he does not want either: waiting
      And since both men and women are bad at communucation in general and about sex in particular, the tension often remains and both sides are victims
      Not making an appology for guys forcing themselves onto women, no means no. Any guy who has one hand left should never force himself onto a woman, period
      Bashing guys for asking is a different story. A question can have no for an answer, and if he respects that (as one should), he should not suffer further backlash for talking about his desires
      TL:DR while respecting boundaries I can understand (that does not directly mean approve) when a guy who is forced (versus asked) to wait tries to coax the girl into moving towards him

  • @amalphia63
    @amalphia63 3 года назад +419

    No question is more arousing than “Are you ok with this?”

  • @zuhasajid900
    @zuhasajid900 3 года назад +226

    When she said 18 year olds who need kick start to eat dinner i felt that🤣🤣

  • @crownedclown_x
    @crownedclown_x 3 года назад +278

    7:46 a man dating a young woman can be called a cradle-robber / cradle-snatcher which is factually not as cool as silver fox.

    • @thisCLUMSYgirl
      @thisCLUMSYgirl 3 года назад +13

      Was called that once... not even a male.

    • @chesh1rek1tten
      @chesh1rek1tten 3 года назад +36

      cradle robber is (usually) reserved for someone dating someone barely legal or with a she difference over 20 years or even more

    • @salonisingh9870
      @salonisingh9870 3 года назад +8

      I was thinking - sugar daddy

    • @caldehh
      @caldehh 3 года назад +3

      That's what we can women who date (even slightly) younger men in Mexico....

    • @blacky_Ninja
      @blacky_Ninja 2 года назад +6

      @@salonisingh9870
      Nah, sugar daddies have a kind of contract with their partner that both know of and agreed to, so you could say sugar babes are the consentual version of a gold digger.

  • @pardontheplay
    @pardontheplay 2 года назад +37

    Ms. Tomlinson is wonderfully funny. Everyone, stay well wherever you find home.

  • @murrayc9615
    @murrayc9615 3 года назад +927

    "Charlie, you WON! Now come inside my chocolate factory"
    We're all thinking the SAME THING, right?

    • @Wubbazt
      @Wubbazt 3 года назад +42

      i'm really hoping that that joke was written with the intent of us thinking that, so that i feel better about having thought it.

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 3 года назад +31

      "I got a golden ticket"🎵🤣

    • @MDiggetyHotDawg
      @MDiggetyHotDawg 3 года назад +52

      You know that was the joke, right? Like, that’s literally the joke she was making. You’re thinking that BECAUSE that was the joke

    • @sebastianrutkowski7316
      @sebastianrutkowski7316 3 года назад +15

      but then she said:"it feels like a TOBLERONE"...

    • @nenamichelle
      @nenamichelle 3 года назад +14

      The problem with this approach is that a lot of guys understand this. Lol. I guess they have to be genuinely willing to wait just in case, but a lot of the time they’re probably rewarded because we’re so used to men who are immediately scumbags. We don’t always recognize the manipulation…
      Also, I understand it isn’t always manipulative. However, I’m willing to bet it often is.

  • @onlycrazy7258
    @onlycrazy7258 3 года назад +436

    wait.... That last comedian is over 37???? ESCUUUUSE ME girl

    • @nefigushki
      @nefigushki 3 года назад +44

      42 in that special.

    • @hubbcap18
      @hubbcap18 2 года назад

      He's not my son, I'm gonna fuck him. Hilarious

    • @tourmaline_422
      @tourmaline_422 3 месяца назад +3

      37 *isn’t old.* Neither is 42. We just assume that all women over 35 are ancient, un-fun and unattractive. That’s a myth.

  • @lel1160
    @lel1160 3 года назад +89

    i love jen kirkman so much she's got such lowkey chaotic energy

  • @medaddict5694
    @medaddict5694 3 года назад +1086

    Prepare for the avalanche of comments from men saying women aren’t funny... when clearly they are just not the target audience. Good luck!

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 года назад +5

      So 2019. You suck, and not in the good way.

    • @silas6328
      @silas6328 3 года назад +35

      No, plenty of women are funny... just not these ones.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 года назад +7

      @@silas6328 Hmm. You win this round. 😈

    • @mrknowitall9604
      @mrknowitall9604 3 года назад +32

      So in order for women to be funny there must be a large amount of women in the audience that can relate ? You just proved everyone's point as to why people say women aren't funny

    • @medaddict5694
      @medaddict5694 3 года назад +74

      No, you point isnt proven at all. Because all art is extremely subjetive. And just because you didn’t find it funny doesn’t mean anybody else does. So, I must ask, who made you the funny police?

  • @harshabdar6937
    @harshabdar6937 2 года назад +64

    Taylor's comic timing is perfect

  • @maevesmith6143
    @maevesmith6143 3 года назад +545

    Title: Jokes to save your terrible dating life
    Me: **clicks aggressively in commitment issues**

    • @sulagnapanda
      @sulagnapanda 3 года назад +6

      How tf do i tell my bf im scared of commitment and thats y wanna break up...shits scary

    • @ariatysonbey6386
      @ariatysonbey6386 3 года назад +9

      Sulagna Panda From what I’ve learned, being honest is always the best policy. It leaves no room for the other person to be confused or question if it’s their fault, ect. It’s not what you say, but how you say it. Let him know you care about him, but this is how you feel. Just don’t pull a “it’s not you, it’s me” even if that is the case. That never sounds good 😅
      You weren’t asking me, but ya know, hope that helps!

  • @brontiq
    @brontiq 3 года назад +517

    There are 2 types of guys who complain about gold diggers: 1. guys who don't have money, never had, never will and claim hot chicks reject them bcs they're not rich while in fact hot chicks reject them bcs they're loser trolls, 2.guys who constantly brag about their financial situation while completely failing to keep up with normal communication

    • @mstr293
      @mstr293 3 года назад +16

      3. Dating actual god-digging b***hes!

    • @shawnparsons248
      @shawnparsons248 3 года назад +6

      Sorry have to put an opinion in. I work hard and have money to spend. I have spent a lot on dates which I have enjoyed. The only true gold diggers around are the models on the arms of 90 year old rich men and trashy baby mamas that quit everything after having a child. When I mean quit everything I mean marriage too because they want the handouts and child support too, while their new bf is playing dad. Just my opinion but hey I pay that and still don't bitch about gold diggers. End of rant and have a good day.

    • @brontiq
      @brontiq 3 года назад +29

      @@mstr293 ehm... That's #2. Guys who date gold diggers are usually guys bragging about their money or showing it off as much as possible... Like putting their car keys on a display so everyone could see it or start a conversion with I'm working on this thing that should make mi this much... While taking to some broke bimbo with big boobs and empty head... Cause they cannot handle a conversation with adult woman with her own money

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 3 года назад +9

      @@brontiq what about men who don’t flaunt their money and end up dating a gold digger. What if these men think that the women dating him love him as a person and not because of his wealth. Not all gold diggers are easy to spot right away

    • @brontiq
      @brontiq 3 года назад +26

      @@blast2686 then stop dating 20 smtg girls when you're in your 40s to boost your ego. Find a woman with a job and goals who doesn't need a kickstarter campaign to eat a dinner. I yes I know there's always an exception to the rule

  • @accursedgaming5115
    @accursedgaming5115 3 года назад +150

    Finally some good comedy that’s not based on current events. Need more.

    • @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf
      @ZaidShaikh-kb8vf 3 года назад +1

      Watch hasan minhaj for past events😉

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 3 года назад +7

      I love the chocolate factory joke

    • @themagicman6078
      @themagicman6078 3 года назад +2

      You have a very niche idea of comedy..

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 3 года назад +2

      @@themagicman6078 what's that supposed to mean

    • @user-xb5bz4fu9o
      @user-xb5bz4fu9o 3 года назад

      @@themagicman6078 lol yeah

  • @cynthia9919
    @cynthia9919 3 года назад +61

    that was true asf, theres nothing hotter than someone respect your own bounderies, i totally agree with her, if someone respect that much of me i would totally change my mind

  • @thisisntsergio1352
    @thisisntsergio1352 3 года назад +39

    4:20 bro that little willy wonka dance was sickkk

  • @jozefya
    @jozefya 3 года назад +615

    everyone: these comments are toxic
    me: *looks intensely for them but finds nothing*

    • @masoncampbell971
      @masoncampbell971 3 года назад +37

      Scroll down to the bottom or filter by newest first, they're there. I found 3 people moaning about how women aren't funny within seconds.🙄

    • @amylovemyart
      @amylovemyart 3 года назад +15

      RUclips sorta makes comments that are heavily disliked very hard to fine.

    • @SU1_cidalDadbro
      @SU1_cidalDadbro 3 года назад +13

      ...responses. the responses in the comments.

    • @cjgreen4331
      @cjgreen4331 3 года назад +1

      woah, nice beard bro

    • @jozefya
      @jozefya 3 года назад +1

      @@cjgreen4331 hehe thx. That was back when i was 17, im 21 now so it's much more full (not that u asked 😅)

  • @Neptune_symbol0273
    @Neptune_symbol0273 3 года назад +27

    Last girls segment was really rich! It had layers of emotion.
    Very nice

  • @swallenjafari5974
    @swallenjafari5974 3 года назад +52

    “I’m using him for MY MONEY..bronzers shouldn’t be 90 dollars!”

  • @bowmanator6
    @bowmanator6 2 года назад +18

    I think Taylor Tomlinson is one of the funniest comedians in the game.

  • @madisonm.4535
    @madisonm.4535 3 года назад +220

    RUclips Reccomendations: Stand Up Jokes to Save Your Terrible Dating Life
    Well I mean I thought my dating life was going pretty well! Gee thanks RUclips!!! Nobody asked for your opinion RUclips!!!

  • @lede1810
    @lede1810 3 года назад +84

    "There's no word for a man dating someone 20 years younger."

    • @SpiceFoFanna
      @SpiceFoFanna 3 года назад +2

      Cliche, especially if they're cheating or recently divorced

  • @lesmortimers4791
    @lesmortimers4791 3 года назад +1531

    Cue the incels whose only contact with women is waifu body pillows

    • @MoonlightRose1000
      @MoonlightRose1000 3 года назад +42

      Found him 👆

    • @MoonlightRose1000
      @MoonlightRose1000 3 года назад +33

      Uh oh now he's going to tell me I'm fat and was never good enough anyways.

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 года назад +2

      Incels as an insult? Okay then battyman.

    • @Wgirl99
      @Wgirl99 3 года назад +52

      Simon T in what context would calling someone “involuntarily celibate” be a positive thing or not an insult?

    • @kanedaku
      @kanedaku 3 года назад +1

      @@Wgirl99 You do not understand what using the term incel means. Message me in a years time after you grow a little bit.

  • @ruchithapeddinti350
    @ruchithapeddinti350 3 года назад +19

    Taylor and her comedy 🤣🤣🤣
    She’s my favourite

  • @lindsaymorrison7519
    @lindsaymorrison7519 3 года назад +102

    There is a word for it though. Cradle robber. No one uses it though.

    • @supimpanda2312
      @supimpanda2312 3 года назад +6

      Yeah my grandmother called me that when I dated a guy a year younger than me

    • @lamipurpure7992
      @lamipurpure7992 3 года назад +11

      That's more of a gender neutral kinda thing though

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 3 года назад +1

      I was 4 months older than my boyfriend and he called me that 😂
      My current guy is 4 years older and I call him boomer lol

  • @CA-bw9vw
    @CA-bw9vw 3 года назад +19

    She's ON POINT about wanting to sleep with a guy after he respects me not wanting to do it...yet. If he's sincerely into me and willing to wait a bit more, he won't have to wait long. If the guy sulks or falls off the face of the earth, I immediately lose all sexual attraction because how pathetic is that? Does no one else ever want to sleep with you that you have to date a person you're not interested in JUST to get laid?

  • @just-trying-my-best-everyday
    @just-trying-my-best-everyday 2 года назад +10

    "I'm not using him for his money, I'm using him for _my_ money" never fails to get me.

  • @bengerard9632
    @bengerard9632 3 года назад +70

    “Come inside my chocolate factory” doesn’t sit right with me😂

  • @gregorycudmore225
    @gregorycudmore225 3 года назад +29

    my gramps was called a silver fox, but not for that reason (my grandma is one year younger). He was a silver fox because he got silver hair (silver, not gray) much earlier then most, and he looked GOOD with it. My mom looked at my grandpa and thought: if this is what this guy turns into, i am willing to invest in him!

  • @veronica_sawyer_1989
    @veronica_sawyer_1989 2 года назад +6

    4:18 as someone named Charlie this was strangely heart-warming

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 2 года назад +10

    I wanna see the rest of the last one. That cougar joke was hilarious! What happens on the rest of the date???

  • @JimnasticsGaming
    @JimnasticsGaming 2 года назад +6

    This is awesome. As a guy I really enjoyed these jokes, they’re fun and ring true, and also allow us guys to understand the world of women better.

  • @blast2686
    @blast2686 3 года назад +61

    I’m a man and found this hilarious AF

    • @MTD4dz
      @MTD4dz 2 года назад +3

      Congrats on your transition

    • @Kabullo76
      @Kabullo76 2 года назад

      🍪

  • @kunwarps6931
    @kunwarps6931 3 года назад +7

    6:48 "-Oh,oh, oh,oh", the way she said it. I can't control my laughter.

  • @rakailw4836
    @rakailw4836 3 года назад +51

    There’s nothing hotter than someone respecting your boundaries but half the time they don’t actually mean it and they’re going to find someone easier or try to pressure you later

    • @tovah8841
      @tovah8841 3 года назад +11

      Smart women get rid of them

    • @andreasrasmussen6362
      @andreasrasmussen6362 3 года назад

      its hard not getting what you want, some dont take no very well. most times it goes away with maturity and insight.

    • @drizzle452
      @drizzle452 2 года назад +6

      Would you prefer someone genuinely not attracted to you? Would you prefer someone not want to have sex with you, and “mean” it? Would you prefer to date someone where the “boundaries” are never expanded? If so, it sounds like you want a friend, not ready for a relationship, or haven’t found the right guy.
      As an older man I can’t imagine how messed up men are nowadays, but understand this-a man who is trying to respect your wishes is trying to respect you because he likes you. You’re two different human beings with different experiences and expectations.

  • @Restrictedeightteen
    @Restrictedeightteen 3 года назад +121

    Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger .. 😂

    • @jazzyanderson1912
      @jazzyanderson1912 3 года назад +11

      but she ain't messin with no broke broke 👀

  • @Neelay98
    @Neelay98 3 года назад +190

    Ha I love watching straight people talking about relationships. you lot are crazy XD

    • @KVK1320
      @KVK1320 3 года назад +17

      Ikr? It’s so...odd hearing about straight relationships now

    • @aaliya5698
      @aaliya5698 3 года назад +10

      Why what’s the difference

    • @FlyingStarsANIMATES
      @FlyingStarsANIMATES 3 года назад +8

      I'm not sure why I'm here, as a very ace person, but ty for a relatable comment.

    • @renaekalish1326
      @renaekalish1326 3 года назад +16

      @@aaliya5698 from what I’ve seen they put up with more toxic behavior from there partners (not saying this is a fact this is just what I’ve seen) so it’s funny that things get as bad as it does

    • @casusbelli9225
      @casusbelli9225 3 года назад +9

      @@renaekalish1326 Can same the same about gay couples, though. There was constantly some weird drama involved in the male ones and for the lesbian ones there are domestic violence statistics.

  • @Mmm-jv3ty
    @Mmm-jv3ty 3 года назад +29

    I love Taylor Tomlinson!

  • @KayZee1957
    @KayZee1957 3 года назад +8

    Jen Kirkman for the win.

  • @isabeltoledo2947
    @isabeltoledo2947 3 года назад +21

    Jen Kirkman sounded like Anna faris for a second there 😂😂😂

  • @aellalee4767
    @aellalee4767 3 года назад +114

    Omg lol. I had that horniness after my first breakup. It's intense!

    • @rianweston-dodds6247
      @rianweston-dodds6247 3 года назад +3

      Is this a woman thing?

    • @josipa7146
      @josipa7146 3 года назад +5

      The struggle is real, me too

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +4

      @@josipa7146 lemme know if u need help with that 🧐

    • @s.beccari4678
      @s.beccari4678 3 года назад +8

      Divorced and can confirm the horny. It's kinda awful. It's like it woke up from a coma and is trying to get caught up with the time s...

    • @Magnum-bh5no
      @Magnum-bh5no 3 года назад +1

      Any of you ladies need a release just lemme know, I'm ready/willing/able to meet and exceed your need for a steed 😘 I'm your man 😋

  • @sunndnguy30
    @sunndnguy30 2 года назад +17

    I laughed WAY to hard at the chocolate factory joke.

  • @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851
    @analuizadefigueiredosouza7851 3 года назад +165

    They're great. So good when women insert gender related critics in their stand-up shows

  • @toobasaurus23
    @toobasaurus23 3 года назад +32

    Love these ladies.

  • @alxndradoll
    @alxndradoll 3 года назад +18

    That Charlie and the chocolate factory bit had me rolling on the floor

  • @kimberlydebold772
    @kimberlydebold772 2 года назад +7

    There is nothing hotter than someone who respects your boundaries

  • @darcybhaiwala7057
    @darcybhaiwala7057 3 года назад +13

    Taylor speaks my soul

  • @tianag2136
    @tianag2136 3 года назад +106

    this comment section is absolutely disgraceful, I see guys complaining that they don't have advantages as males and I just think to myself "have yall been living under a rock?"

    • @liligman
      @liligman 3 года назад +8

      In the dating world go ahead and list some of these advantages you perceive we have. The grass is always greener

    • @nachogoatcheese1761
      @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +1

      Never too late to drop one on them

    • @nachogoatcheese1761
      @nachogoatcheese1761 3 года назад +11

      @@liligman no one judges a man's value by his looks, naivety, and ability to fake not being in pain while being handed a fuckload of it and blamed for everyone else's.
      Even IF you only get valued for the size of your wallet and shlong, that is objectively way way easier. You just imagine every wrinkled hotdog being chucked at us is "easier" because y'all think crap like temporary embarrassment is on par with physical and emotional violence, and... Its not.

    • @luzhalley
      @luzhalley 3 года назад +10

      @@liligman you have a lot less chance of being killed by your date :)

    • @kenztune1956
      @kenztune1956 3 года назад +3

      @@luzhalley YES. EXACTLY.

  • @michelnguyen9274
    @michelnguyen9274 3 года назад +24

    The timing of the algorithm to recommend this video after I just had to cut a guy out of my life for crossing boundaries.

  • @AlMoSiCe210
    @AlMoSiCe210 3 года назад +20

    The fact that I genuinely can't tell if she meant "Come inside my chocolate factory 😂" or "Cum inside my 'chocolate factory'😉" is BRILLIANT! 🤣🤣

  • @anjalibaskar6255
    @anjalibaskar6255 3 года назад +24

    whitney is dropping truths left and right 💋‼️

  • @MaryJJones-ge7iz
    @MaryJJones-ge7iz 3 года назад +24

    Third girl looks like Kate Hudson

  • @pablot-r9402
    @pablot-r9402 2 года назад +4

    Taylor is way better than the others. Unlike the other two, Taylor can also flip crowd work really well.

    • @iworshipgaysandsatan6822
      @iworshipgaysandsatan6822 Год назад

      Taylor sacrifices being more funny tho, she’s about being relatable and not sacrificing generalities for personal comedy. She says stuff that appeals to the masses and is hard to disagree or not relate to. Jen is my fave bc she appeals to darker sensibilities and isn’t afraid to cut off relatability when she wants her unique voice heard.

  • @nanarosex3
    @nanarosex3 2 года назад +4

    the tone of “date adults. with jobs.” SHJSSK

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein Год назад +1

    4:27 I love both scenarios. 😼

  • @Gretaisworking
    @Gretaisworking 3 года назад +41

    Scrolled down to see the repetitive, sexist comments....... It's a cesspool y'all

  • @user-rb9uc8rz6y
    @user-rb9uc8rz6y 3 года назад +56

    you won! come in to my chocolate factory! lol

  • @ada-eg2rz
    @ada-eg2rz 3 года назад +25

    thanks for the top comments for warning me not to read the rest of the comments, i appreciate your sacrifice

  • @shadowboxing7029
    @shadowboxing7029 3 года назад +39

    Nothing hotter than a dude who respects your boundaries.

  • @hanneswurstbrot6902
    @hanneswurstbrot6902 3 года назад +9

    there is a difference between "respecting boundaries" and knowing that this is a test and just say what you want to hear. mister "respect her boundaries" guy will say ok if you say no and you will feel weird, that he isn´t go further, cause he is actually "respecting your boundaries"

  • @hannahhillig9970
    @hannahhillig9970 2 года назад

    thanks for the closed caption I have a hearing loss and I really appreciate it

  • @MoonlightRose1000
    @MoonlightRose1000 3 года назад +15

    5:15 I lived this shit.

  • @nononsense5182
    @nononsense5182 3 года назад +3

    He was totally honest and she excepted it...you go girl

  • @Red_in_Mt.Silver
    @Red_in_Mt.Silver 3 года назад +13

    that is one lucky drummer

  • @raynesorrells1245
    @raynesorrells1245 3 года назад +14

    Taylor is 100% on that one

  • @Trysaratop
    @Trysaratop 3 года назад +12

    First and third girl were spot on and hilarious

  • @littlemermaid8638
    @littlemermaid8638 2 года назад +10

    3:51 she's right.... Me right now 😂 we're dating and I told him that I'm not in a hurry about losing my virginity even though I'm nearly 20 (he's 2 years older and lost it a long time ago) and if that's a problem for him then - - there's the door and feel free to go :).... He just said "I can wait for the right girl"... I can tell you, my jaw dropped and I was like "what the.... that's hot 😂😂" 😂 😂

    • @GottEddy
      @GottEddy 2 года назад

      And how was it going?

    • @littlemermaid8638
      @littlemermaid8638 2 года назад

      @@GottEddy We're officially in a relationship for 4 months now and I'm very happy with him. He's very nice and always wants me to be comfortable when we're exploring new things concerning sex. I couldn't have wished for a more understanding partner :)

    • @GottEddy
      @GottEddy 2 года назад

      @@littlemermaid8638 That's great to see, best of wishes to both of you

    • @littlemermaid8638
      @littlemermaid8638 2 года назад

      @@GottEddy Thank you very much! All the best to you as well :)

  • @salwaaj1356
    @salwaaj1356 3 года назад +5

    I want female comedians to start writing books, or cooperate with other authors. Some of the best urban fantasy books i read, have female lead characters who have similar monologues to these comedians. They are sarcastic, sassy and abrasive and funny and honnest..

    • @kusumitasonwani7749
      @kusumitasonwani7749 2 года назад

      You may check out Ali Wong's 'Dear Girls' if you're interested in books by female comedians. It's not fiction but it's fun.

  • @blacky_Ninja
    @blacky_Ninja 2 года назад +1

    Honestly the gobstopper Test is not a bad advice at all.
    That women is Funny AND educational at the same time 👍

  • @bullithedjames937
    @bullithedjames937 3 года назад +3

    I've had a couple try digging on me. Lmmfao I'm broke..
    LOL

  • @nyc757
    @nyc757 3 года назад +1

    Excellent! Especially the first comedian! 🏆

  • @learnwiththeworld
    @learnwiththeworld 3 года назад +8

    Taylor ❤️

  • @gloriousgearhead5367
    @gloriousgearhead5367 2 года назад

    “You guys took it all and refuse to share” 😅

  • @egardner304
    @egardner304 3 года назад +6

    When the last woman was saying that there's no equivalent male term for cougar, my mind thought, "sugar daddy."

    • @actioninmyphannypack
      @actioninmyphannypack 3 года назад +1

      That’s only for when they aren’t really dating but the guy will buy the girl stuff and they might fuck occasionally

    • @thiseconomyiscra_y
      @thiseconomyiscra_y 3 года назад +4

      Yeah I agree with the other person. Sugar daddy is for money, cougars aren't.

    • @blast2686
      @blast2686 3 года назад +1

      @@thiseconomyiscra_y but it’s still a term used for older men who date younger women

    • @amish613
      @amish613 2 года назад +1

      Its not equivalent term for 'cougar', its sugar mommy. Well, two things are different. Sugar daddy/mommy and cougar ain't the same. Cougar men are called silver fox but could also be called cradle snatcher. No one uses it. Never seen in any movies ever or real life people using this term.

  • @rayruckus4446
    @rayruckus4446 3 года назад +4

    37 is not that old. I don't think you pass the cougar line till you hit your mid-50s

  • @nl8776
    @nl8776 3 года назад +6

    Yessss go Whitney!!!!!

  • @6abhisekbackup9
    @6abhisekbackup9 3 года назад +2

    6:46 the OH got me

  • @ThoseNeonGummyBears
    @ThoseNeonGummyBears 3 года назад +58

    None of this was good “advice” for dating life except the second girl with her chocolate factory.

    • @ThoseNeonGummyBears
      @ThoseNeonGummyBears 3 года назад +1

      @MsI2I not really... I look at it from a hypergamous stand point, so the joke wasn’t for me...but to each’s own I guess...

  • @kmm2442
    @kmm2442 2 года назад +1

    You gold digged me first.

  • @sayrewilkin-dalby619
    @sayrewilkin-dalby619 3 года назад +18

    I just realized at 32 I'm not considered young anymore.

    • @omg9261
      @omg9261 3 года назад +3

      Same, sister! I'm 30 and I don't want to realize I should actually relate to those jokes 🙈

    • @lemon1657
      @lemon1657 3 года назад +3

      That's the bullshit double standard of society so ignore it. You're only as young as you feel and only as old as you allow yourself to be. Enjoy this decade because you have plenty of time to be old in your 50s.

    • @TokioTE
      @TokioTE 3 года назад +1

      @@lemon1657 exactly! And 50s isn't even old. I know people in their 70s even who aren't old :)

    • @lemon1657
      @lemon1657 3 года назад +2

      @@TokioTE Oh of course, it applies for any age. I just meant 50 is considerably older than 30 is to 20 so she shouldn't feel "old" yet.

  • @jyapp4489
    @jyapp4489 3 года назад +1

    The opening drums being a parody of PHub's intro was hilarious, I had to do a double take because I thought it wasn't real for a sec.

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker 3 года назад +4

    “Get inside my chocolate factory “ He really did find the golden ticket !

  • @davidadams2395
    @davidadams2395 Год назад +1

    I forgot how funny Jen Kirkman was.

  • @adyashhad
    @adyashhad 3 года назад +4

    There is a reason I follow Taylor on IG. Because she is actually funny.

  • @davidribeiro1064
    @davidribeiro1064 2 года назад

    Having heard cougar vocalizations that description was on point.

  • @Effervescenz
    @Effervescenz 3 года назад +23

    Beautiful, strong women. Loved this piece! Cant wait to hear them more!

    • @alakazoom87
      @alakazoom87 3 года назад +9

      but not funny tho?

    • @neringasalyte
      @neringasalyte 3 года назад +2

      @@alakazoom87 boi no one asked

    • @alakazoom87
      @alakazoom87 3 года назад

      @@neringasalyte These waman get a pass even tho they bombed

  • @OfficialFloydboy
    @OfficialFloydboy 2 года назад +1

    Last comedian had my attention like 📉

  • @SirenUniverse381
    @SirenUniverse381 3 года назад +23

    Whitney is wonderfull.😂

    • @Supadrumma441
      @Supadrumma441 3 года назад +3

      I used to really hate her earlier stuff but her last 2 specials were legit she's pulled back on the man hating quite a bit

  • @afroschlan
    @afroschlan 3 года назад +1

    The 3rd one was quite funny. I like her.