Given how modern society is shaping up to be "progressivism" and doctors fearing being penalised for "discrimination" I wouldn't be surprised if this actually became a "medically accepted"
@@mr.johndoe2659 it’s something taught in our school that teaches white children they are evil. Parents are against it but big corporations are pushing it. It’s big corporations with liberal agendas that sold us out to China for profits. Now Democrats are bowing to China. America won’t be the land of the free and immigrants will soon be fleeing this once great land
So black people talk ignorant and like fools? or cuss all the time? What a stupid comment. So to talk educated is to talk white? You are part of the problem, you must be a democrat.
He is white, isn't he? And black too? He's mixed race. I'm willing to bet he speaks grew up speaking two dialects of English (AAVE and 'white' American English) . When I lived with family in Singapore/Malaysia (near the border between the two) I wound up speaking either Hiberno-English (Irish English) or Minglish (Malaysian English) depending on who I was with. My mother too speaks Minglish or British English depending on who she's with. It's almost like being bilingual. Although I have since lost my Malaysian/Singaporean accent and now I just speak a hybrid of Hiberno-English and Australian English in all contexts.
I love how when Joseph gets fired, he goes through a door that says "Authorized Personnel Only" even though he is no longer authorized because he got fired
It takes some time to remove access and all the security personnel were probably there too so it's completely realistic, given the short time frame, for him to till be able to walk through that door.
in my opnion its the best its so simple just one asshole who bullied his undercover boss wants to get money so he makes fake stories to be like his other coworkers 😅
I was working for a transportation company and I was about two months along into my employment. I got a call on my phone from somebody named Scott and I had no idea who it was. He was talking to me all normal and we were just shooting the breeze. He then said that he had heard from some people that I was doing a good job and was always willing to take on an extra shift and they just wanted to say they appreciated me for doing that for them. I said, "Well, I live about five minutes from the HQ so it doesn't really matter if I get home a half an hour later or not, plus if you knew what they paid me, you'd understand how much the overtime pay really helps out." The next day I went to work and asked the manager who this person was and he told me that it was the District Manager! I immediately shook my head and said, "Oh man, I was joking around with how much I got paid with him!" It never came back to haunt me, I think the man understood where I was coming from by the tone of my voice. But, lesson to be learned, be careful what you say and who you say it around.
Hot take: Joseph works really hard for minimal wage and the undercover boss was slowing him down when he want to finish his job as fast as possible and go to his home.
@@Genos34 never said those clubs were a joke although I will enjoy the next match spurs have against Chelsea because conte will want to get his revenge against his old club
Joseph was making money as a prostitute since he was in his mother's womb. His whole family died crashed by a truck while having family picnic and got their head chopped off. His dick chopped to pieces that whenever he pee it goes into his mouth. Sometimes when he poop it's coming out of the other side of his butt. Finally he has rare condition of being unlikeable.
@@oscaralegre3683it’s more like he doesn’t believe that he’s the big boss when he says that-around 0:37 onward. Maybe something like “hahaaa guess the newbie thinks he’s Don Quixote. By the way newbie, it isn’t bring your delusion to work day, hahaaa.” Big boss: “No, Joseph.. I’m aware it’s not bring your delusion into work day. I am the real president.” “Nice to meet you real president, I’m yo monkey’s uncle.” + side convo to an employee in a very loud whisper, except for the “hahaa” which he would always say loudly whenever he does it. “hahaa imagine if he were our boss. Hell… I would probably quit on the spot 😂” Then the cameraman for the show informs him of the truth, and it could either diverge into a different path where he’s told to leave right then, or he does the normal sycophancy of once he realizes he’s the big boss
Love that Joseph learnt from his mistakes and won a dance reality show, much respect
Maybe he wasn't lying about his past .
@@seanchukwuezi3079 I swear bruh look at how he danced at the show lol geez
Straight meat gristle - eight pieces
Thank you
The tactic dint work at work. But did wirk on american idol
“I got a rare condition that make me unlikeable.” 😂
Given how modern society is shaping up to be "progressivism" and doctors fearing being penalised for "discrimination" I wouldn't be surprised if this actually became a "medically accepted"
No you don't
@@originalunoriginal4055 you already have the people thinking CRT people. It is already here.
@@theinsurance2450 What is CRT
@@mr.johndoe2659 it’s something taught in our school that teaches white children they are evil. Parents are against it but big corporations are pushing it. It’s big corporations with liberal agendas that sold us out to China for profits. Now Democrats are bowing to China. America won’t be the land of the free and immigrants will soon be fleeing this once great land
Peele's white man voice is so good 😂
So black people talk ignorant and like fools? or cuss all the time? What a stupid comment. So to talk educated is to talk white? You are part of the problem, you must be a democrat.
Amongstya 😭
I bet you're white
He is white, isn't he? And black too? He's mixed race. I'm willing to bet he speaks grew up speaking two dialects of English (AAVE and 'white' American English) . When I lived with family in Singapore/Malaysia (near the border between the two) I wound up speaking either Hiberno-English (Irish English) or Minglish (Malaysian English) depending on who I was with. My mother too speaks Minglish or British English depending on who she's with. It's almost like being bilingual. Although I have since lost my Malaysian/Singaporean accent and now I just speak a hybrid of Hiberno-English and Australian English in all contexts.
Ok racist
his face when he hears who he is lmao
😂😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe he was talking shit and then speechless
Or when he hears his coworker is getting a brand new truck; he was on full blown hater mode 🤣🤣🤣
“You can say that again, you a waste of space as far as I’m concerned” lmao
@@Willkingz damn auto correct got me
😂
0:32 that leg move is soo realistic loll
The slight dad squat!
😂😂💯
When the parody is more believable than the actual show.
I love a good white guy impression. The way he says “buddy” sends me every time
😂
"Amongst ya." Only older white men say that.
How is every skit the same 2 people talking to each other, yet it's always effing brilliant
The prostitute in the womb bit was absolutely hilarious
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how when Joseph gets fired, he goes through a door that says "Authorized Personnel Only" even though he is no longer authorized because he got fired
An astute observation.
We get the joke
@burakalp34 Can you explain the rest of the sketch as well?
It takes some time to remove access and all the security personnel were probably there too so it's completely realistic, given the short time frame, for him to till be able to walk through that door.
probably went to get a bagel
Probably the best skit in the entire show 😂
One of the best, but I have to go with the sequel doctor as my favorite.
I wish i was high on potenuse..
My favorite is the Gordon Ramsey parody
in my opnion its the best its so simple just one asshole who bullied his undercover boss wants to get money so he makes fake stories to be like his other coworkers 😅
Mr.Mahina
I was working for a transportation company and I was about two months along into my employment. I got a call on my phone from somebody named Scott and I had no idea who it was. He was talking to me all normal and we were just shooting the breeze. He then said that he had heard from some people that I was doing a good job and was always willing to take on an extra shift and they just wanted to say they appreciated me for doing that for them. I said, "Well, I live about five minutes from the HQ so it doesn't really matter if I get home a half an hour later or not, plus if you knew what they paid me, you'd understand how much the overtime pay really helps out."
The next day I went to work and asked the manager who this person was and he told me that it was the District Manager! I immediately shook my head and said, "Oh man, I was joking around with how much I got paid with him!"
It never came back to haunt me, I think the man understood where I was coming from by the tone of my voice. But, lesson to be learned, be careful what you say and who you say it around.
Hope u get promotion soon
Norman the foreman...LMAO!! Through this whole skit
I think the sole reason of this skit is to make that Norman joke lol
I love Joseph's facial expression changing when he finds out that Don is the president of the company 😂
"Like gristle off a thanksgiving Turkey" 🤣🤣🤣
Grisle dick 💀
"I work intimidately with him"
"No you dont, you're fired"
😂
'I work intimately with him'
No, you don't. You're fired.
😂😂😂 “Gristle d!ck”. lol!!!! Love you 2!
key and peele are both fantastic actors
Don’t nobody wanna HEAR IT!!! 😂🙂🤣
😭🤣
This is literally one of my favorite skits 😂😂❤
Hahaha he’s gotta stand there and watch everyone else get a huge reward 😅
Best Comedy Duo EVER!! 😂
If keegan is the same character from the idol show, everything he’s saying is true…
He is
Yep, he's Joseph in that one as well
I love Peele in whiteface. What an actor! It's great that in the scope of this show, this actually goes and works so well.
It's not really whiteface
@@Dmdm_dm nyah it's defo white face.
His natural color ain't that fair
@@Dmdm_dm Yeah it really is.
@@jdthesexpert05 that's racist then 😛
“Amongst ya”lol
peele so good at acting like a mr. rogers type guy haha
Hot take: Joseph works really hard for minimal wage and the undercover boss was slowing him down when he want to finish his job as fast as possible and go to his home.
Based schizo
I actually like that theory
Well shit now he's fired. Least he can go home now
Still doesn’t justify work place bullying.
@@Saurophaganax1931 Exactly it's like you don't remember when you started or what?
Jokes on him joseph is actually an undercover investor
Do not engage him 😂😂😂
Just noticed how Bill calls Don Mark for the first time after watching this sketch 100 times.
I noticed that too. It was the undercover name he used lol.
bruh Jordan is f***ing HILARIOUS here 😭😭😭😭😭
"Look at this fake ass moustache"
Proceeds to pull it😂
Ow Joseph that’s my real mustache
😂
Comedy central doing whatever they can to collect those RUclips paychecks 😂😂😂😂😂
like spud players :p
@@stuartgolby9767 We’ve got Antonio conte as manager now those trophyless jokes are coming to an end when we win the league cup
@@HotspurFC-cu6ny chelsea city united ain't a joke
@@Genos34 never said those clubs were a joke although I will enjoy the next match spurs have against Chelsea because conte will want to get his revenge against his old club
@@HotspurFC-cu6ny Yeah right lmao the RUclips jokes just keeps gettin better😂
this sh*t is f***ing comedy gold right here fr 😭
Alot of them nearly broke character! 😂
This is so uncomfortably hilarious!!
Some damn fine acting... Wow
I got a similar condition as Joseph that makes me unlikeable but mine is medium-rare.
Joseph then went on to audition for ‘Who Thinks They Can Dance?’ with his daughter and blind grand daughter
When the kid the bully been picking on wins the lottery
Yo, Eleanor NAILED her role.
“You know I’m just playing” 🙄 yeah ok 😂😂😂😂
Bill…….BUDDY😂
This one cracks me up every time 😅😂
I'm crying laughing, can hardly see writing this, like my phone is in 8 pieces.
Get outta here get outta here..was on point😂😂😂
"come get your ticket to vagassssss"
"I have a rare condition that makes me unlikeable."
I heard Joseph went to audition at a Talent show after he got fired...
Joseph has been through so much and so much has been through him since such a young age.
How come the 1st city scene at 0:04 is the view of Bangkok? 😅
Straight meat gristle 😅😂😂😂😂
can't deny the underlying bond between the jilted employee and the ex boss..like no other employee 😃
Joseph...Joseph 😂😂
"My whole family died in one day..."
Bruh 💀
This was OUTSTANDING hahaha
Imagine all the stuff Joseph said were true
Joseph was making money as a prostitute since he was in his mother's womb.
His whole family died crashed by a truck while having family picnic and got their head chopped off.
His dick chopped to pieces that whenever he pee it goes into his mouth.
Sometimes when he poop it's coming out of the other side of his butt.
Finally he has rare condition of being unlikeable.
Yeah somebody gave him money in the womb
I thought Joseph was going to end up being the boss’s boss
I was a prostitute in the womb! 😭🤣😂
A guy was cool with my mother and came over one night.....LOLLLL
😂
"Amongst ya" hehe
That was some really good acting.
"I can't understand why" 😂😂
The “father passed away” bit… I laughed so hard that I started to cough 😅
“Amongst ya” “ay yah”
I’ve got a rare condition that makes me unlikable 🤕
"Amongst Ya!!"
This is how i imagine it would be for me😅😅😅
Idk why the edit of the vehicles driving in the city at the beginning made me laugh like if its actually a real show😂
A segunda cena parece em São Paulo, não? 00:02
Joseph, Joseph, Joseph!
2:51 Norman the Foreman 🤣😂🤣
"I know that. I work, intimately, with him"
It's always Joseph 😂
Joseph also appeared at the you can dance thing, I wanna see this character again he's pretty funny.
this is the funniest shit i have ever seen!!
The prequel to Who Thinks They Can Dance.
How do you keep a straight face while acting these skits 😂😂😂
I need part 2
this is Joseph from the Got Talent audition
That’s my real mustache Joseph. It really hurt.
Please come back!
A new ford explorer is $40,000+. Meanwhile the two kids get only $10,000 each for education.😂
The best K&P skits are the ones with a shit ton of drama lol.
"thank you joseph" dies
"You're car broke down. . . . So, I'm gonna get you a new Ford Explorer!"
That's a brutal joke from the President tho...
3:20 best scene....
0:04 why Bangkok ( Thailand )?
Hey Joseph could have played that black card, just like others 🤣🤣
Would have been really wild if Joseph really left and the boss told everyone he was actually joking about being the boss.....
The fucking head movement at the "Youre tellin me your car broke down and it hasnt been workin right ever since" line KILLS ME😂😂😂
Classic
A hilarious alternate ended would be if Joseph said “damn I didn’t know our prez was such a loser. I’m quitting!”
im glad you are not a comedian.
@@oscaralegre3683 you’re envisioning the scene wrong. I just wrote that quickly tho so the dialogue was obviously gonna be kinda garbage
@@oscaralegre3683it’s more like he doesn’t believe that he’s the big boss when he says that-around 0:37 onward. Maybe something like “hahaaa guess the newbie thinks he’s Don Quixote. By the way newbie, it isn’t bring your delusion to work day, hahaaa.”
Big boss: “No, Joseph.. I’m aware it’s not bring your delusion into work day. I am the real president.”
“Nice to meet you real president, I’m yo monkey’s uncle.” + side convo to an employee in a very loud whisper, except for the “hahaa” which he would always say loudly whenever he does it. “hahaa imagine if he were our boss. Hell… I would probably quit on the spot 😂”
Then the cameraman for the show informs him of the truth, and it could either diverge into a different path where he’s told to leave right then, or he does the normal sycophancy of once he realizes he’s the big boss
Damn, I didn't know our president was such a loser, im quitting!
Joseph looks and acts sooooo much like my friend Melle. Like a lazy bully, unkept afro and very tall
47 years later and I just now realise this is the same Joseph from the dance talent competition 😂
Don't diss your coworkers,Lol
out the door with you, Joseph.
STRAIGHT MEAT GRISTLE 🤣
This could be turned into a movie! ("But, my d!@# got chopped up though..")