I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME -Modern Day Cain

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  • Опубликовано: 17 авг 2017
  • IDK performance from the cable access series 'Superstar Showcase' (1983)
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    LYRICS:
    MODERN DAY CAIN
    A modern concussion
    The room is on fire
    You're an upstanding model
    of a modern day Cain
    with impeccable style
    But now you've done a little wrong
    and you need to be forgiven
    by the vicar and the company you keep
    and then you conjure up a fiction
    to get the pretty girl to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    from consequence
    And everyone can tell
    The moral objection
    to something so profane
    but the deepest of convictions
    are the darkest positions
    little remissions for the varicose vain
    Now you've done a little wrong
    and you swear you didn’t do it
    but volition left you burdened with a curse
    and then you conjure up a fiction
    to get the pretty girls to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    from consequence
    And everyone can tell
    Directed by Dallon Weekes
    Produced by Breezy Weekes
    Edited by Giselle Dias, Melissa Quintas and Dallon Weekes
    Director of Photography, VFX and Color Grading: Melissa Quintas
    Camera Operators: Giselle Dias, Melissa Quintas, Orestes Gonzales and Carlos Orellana
    MUA: Jessie Yarborough
    Special thanks to Mike Ramsey
    © 2017 None You Jerk Records . All rights reserved.
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 6 лет назад +10332

    I love that after dallon left panic he was just like “now i can make whatever i want.... i want to go back to the 80s”

    • @millohours
      @millohours 5 лет назад +460

      80s was the best era of music tho...like come on this some good shit

    • @casualrocker8228
      @casualrocker8228 5 лет назад +88

      Lol Thats Dallon for ya

    • @SydneyEvans
      @SydneyEvans 5 лет назад +179

      Like Gerard way after MCR broke up

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +91

      I'm gonna go start my own band!
      With Blackjack and hookers!

    • @otterism7186
      @otterism7186 5 лет назад +13

      Lmao love thatt

  • @Wheres_Ana
    @Wheres_Ana 5 лет назад +7250

    Grandma is my favorite band member

  • @JulianVic
    @JulianVic 5 лет назад +6265

    I’m here to see Dallon’s feet movements, Ryan’s hair flips, and the grandmas amazing keyboard skills

    • @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342
      @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 5 лет назад +127

      and don’t forget sticking his guitar pick to his forehead

    • @alyssa3184
      @alyssa3184 4 года назад +28

      @@anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 I can't stop rewinding to that moment

    • @nuhmorelikeyuh
      @nuhmorelikeyuh 4 года назад +40

      Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait.

    • @gayspacemoth3455
      @gayspacemoth3455 4 года назад +13

      Thefunpep you mean hair flip the song

    • @NoDream424
      @NoDream424 3 года назад +10

      She's a convicted felon ya know

  • @202cardline
    @202cardline 5 лет назад +7422

    I saw another IDKHBTFM vid with an older piano lady and I hope it's the same lady and she's an official part of the band because that's punk rock man

    • @fernandezlapa
      @fernandezlapa 5 лет назад +59

      no ;-;

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 лет назад +335

      No. Punk rock is sticking your pick to your forehead, and then spaz out while pretending to play guitar like a maniac

    • @tsukitwt3158
      @tsukitwt3158 5 лет назад +125

      @@robocop8569 that is a bass, ik it looks like a guitar

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 лет назад +45

      Emø King_øfthe_cløudz yeah I know, but te way he “plays” it, it looks like a guitar, so I said that to make it easier

    • @tsukitwt3158
      @tsukitwt3158 5 лет назад +29

      @@robocop8569 oh okay. I just thought u got it mixed up or smthin Cuz that looks like a electric guitar, and would be hard to tell the diffrence when Dallon is moving sm. Cuz I learned dallon plays guitar too

  • @deeraredear
    @deeraredear 6 лет назад +6722

    Only 2090’s kids will remember

    • @casperfrey3809
      @casperfrey3809 6 лет назад +58

      Hello People of the internet True

    • @GQ-zn2jh
      @GQ-zn2jh 6 лет назад +141

      I only just realised this says 2090 and I’ve gone past this comment so many times

    • @prennt57g99
      @prennt57g99 6 лет назад +118

      This is from the ‘Superstar Showcase’ in 1983 silly

    • @kb8217
      @kb8217 6 лет назад +21

      Say Hello to the cosmos hello cosmos

    • @Green-mf9tb
      @Green-mf9tb 6 лет назад +6

      Prennt57 G dude.............rly

  • @No-kp6tj
    @No-kp6tj 6 лет назад +5535

    Looks like Dallon and Ryan are trapped in the 80s with Gerard Way

    • @Ani-fg4lz
      @Ani-fg4lz 6 лет назад +69

      that is so accurate omg

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 6 лет назад +36

      Death Would be great STAHP IM CRYING NOW

    • @daisyy3631
      @daisyy3631 6 лет назад +2

      😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

    • @valenpena602
      @valenpena602 6 лет назад +80

      When you say Ryan I think in Ryan Ross :'v

    • @kaitlynbennett2665
      @kaitlynbennett2665 6 лет назад +7

      IM CRYING

  • @julia-dn4qc
    @julia-dn4qc 5 лет назад +855

    The grandma is the most important person in the band

  • @steezmunkey5789
    @steezmunkey5789 5 лет назад +2722

    1:25 No, Dallon guitar picks don't go on your forehead...
    1:34 No they don't go in your hair either...
    1:45 Dallon guitars aren't food

    • @Chazer5
      @Chazer5 5 лет назад +355

      Anything can be eaten if you're not a coward.

    • @steezmunkey5789
      @steezmunkey5789 5 лет назад +33

      @Asthetic.Ukulele. lmao true

    • @underscorejen
      @underscorejen 5 лет назад +101

      @@Chazer5 alternative: *Anything could be eaten of you're not Tyler Joseph*

    • @Luke-si5qo
      @Luke-si5qo 5 лет назад +73

      BASS

    • @UniversalFox597
      @UniversalFox597 5 лет назад +75

      ITS A BASS

  • @tae_taeee
    @tae_taeee 6 лет назад +1423

    dallon weekes, king of dad dancing

  • @taylorfillenwarth5423
    @taylorfillenwarth5423 6 лет назад +1637

    Why am I getting emotional over two grown men that I've never met?? Why do I feel like such a proud mom??
    Edit: it's a week later and I already regret sounding like a basic fangirl whyyy do I do these things

  • @unusedaccount4307
    @unusedaccount4307 5 лет назад +2662

    are they both dead inside
    like
    ryan
    what are you looking at
    *angry blueberry*

    • @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342
      @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 5 лет назад +39

      This is the most true statement I’ve ever seen

    • @renadahmed4207
      @renadahmed4207 5 лет назад +50

      We should really name him « angry blueberry » 😂😂

    • @elijah6496
      @elijah6496 5 лет назад +10

      CALAIS DI ANGELO dallon is sad that he left beebo

    • @thatonecat8881
      @thatonecat8881 4 года назад +37

      A N G R Y B L U E B E R R Y

    • @jamweeb6168
      @jamweeb6168 4 года назад +7

      no wrong blueberry >:(
      cody carson is #1 blueberry

  • @lateahrietdijk-brown730
    @lateahrietdijk-brown730 5 лет назад +1791

    The leg thing, the sass, more broken leg thing, sticks pick to forehead, tries to eat guitar, jazz hands, more broken leg thing, having a seizure on the floor while playing guitar, silence.... that's the summary of this video... I'm concerned now...

  • @ollie6480
    @ollie6480 5 лет назад +3781

    I refuse to see them live unless grandma is with them too. She's what really keeps the band together.

    • @yanyan_ingayspace9124
      @yanyan_ingayspace9124 4 года назад +124

      Ollie When i first read this, i thought you meant live as in being alive (like, pronounced as “liv” instead), not live as in performing LOLL i was like *whoa tht got intense* 😂😂

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 4 года назад +95

      She seems like the one that keeps them together, yknow? She holds them together. Her stage presence is impeccable.

    • @jacksoninskip1614
      @jacksoninskip1614 3 года назад +47

      That's gonna be a bit hard to do, her being a convicted felon and all...

    • @milkpup9201
      @milkpup9201 3 года назад +8

      @@jacksoninskip1614 wait what

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 3 года назад +31

      @@milkpup9201 apparently dallon said she's a convicted felon in an interview

  • @charliem.8660
    @charliem.8660 5 лет назад +3776

    Take a shot whenever Dallon does the leg thing
    **dies of alcohol poisoning**

    • @cherry-le2dz
      @cherry-le2dz 5 лет назад +82

      take a shot whenever dallon does something weird with his hair or face.

    • @crashandburnie5548
      @crashandburnie5548 5 лет назад +20

      Løvely - 1:26

    • @alyssa3184
      @alyssa3184 4 года назад +5

      @@cherry-le2dz I got more than alcohol poisoning

    • @cherry-le2dz
      @cherry-le2dz 4 года назад +3

      @@alyssa3184 I can assume so tbh

    • @oriiva1246
      @oriiva1246 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😅😅

  • @caitlingutierrez6228
    @caitlingutierrez6228 4 года назад +1342

    Ryan: we need someone to play the keyboard
    Dallon: how about we ask this lady I picked up at the senior center
    Ryan: PERFECT!

    • @worldviolation
      @worldviolation 4 года назад +16

      both your comment and pfp are absolute gold

    • @TheVoidedRealm
      @TheVoidedRealm 3 года назад +13

      She's a convicted felony so it kinda hard to travel with her sometimes XD

    • @TeapotsAreGreatHats
      @TeapotsAreGreatHats 2 года назад +1

      @@TheVoidedRealm The hecc did she do?

    • @TheVoidedRealm
      @TheVoidedRealm 2 года назад +6

      @@TeapotsAreGreatHats murder I guess according to fans XD and lore

    • @TeapotsAreGreatHats
      @TeapotsAreGreatHats 2 года назад +1

      @@TheVoidedRealm murder? Are you sure? And of what degree?

  • @frogtears8073
    @frogtears8073 5 лет назад +451

    ryan has to have neck issues at this point

    • @nicowho
      @nicowho 3 года назад

      is that jeongin in ur profile pic 🥺

    • @sexyramen9504
      @sexyramen9504 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't be suprised but if you learn to headbang without giving yourself concussions it doesn't hurt nearly as bad
      From personal expirience, i'm a bassist and every time I play I thrash around lol

  • @krisbarnett8022
    @krisbarnett8022 6 лет назад +3528

    Brendon is jealous because Dallon still has a ryan

  • @huds515
    @huds515 6 лет назад +793

    Ryan's hair is doing some fucking majestic things.

    • @hazs690
      @hazs690 6 лет назад +36

      Easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 6 лет назад +12

      s m o o t h a n d n e a t I know

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 6 лет назад +4

      Phan pleas OH MY GOD LMFAO

    • @idkhbtfm
      @idkhbtfm 6 лет назад +18

      1:30 dallon looks like a tol hedgehog I love it

    • @idkhbtfm
      @idkhbtfm 6 лет назад +6

      Hudy Weiss ooops yeah I guess I misread the comment I know who everyone is thanks though

  • @weirdcatcoaster1237
    @weirdcatcoaster1237 2 года назад +90

    For anyone wondering, Dallon does the leg thing 16 times throughout the whole video.

  • @abibuxton3224
    @abibuxton3224 5 лет назад +602

    I still have no clue how Dallon does the drops with out snapping his legs

    • @lexilex72
      @lexilex72 4 года назад +25

      well he aint human so idk

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight 3 года назад +18

      Abi Buxton cuz he tall as hell

    • @localsatanist
      @localsatanist 3 года назад +33

      hes 8'1 what do you expect he has to squat for the camera to see him

    • @nanapoohsmom4927
      @nanapoohsmom4927 9 месяцев назад +2

      If you look close, when he drops he actually twists his ankle too idk how he does that without hurting himself 😂

    • @901craft5
      @901craft5 5 месяцев назад

      I am tall as hell and am incredibly flexible and I now realize that some people can’t do that and it sucks because that is like the best way to stretch in the morning ever invented

  • @sophiabenzler5149
    @sophiabenzler5149 6 лет назад +1102

    THIS IS LIKE THREE MINUTES OF THE LEG THING AND RYAN FLIPPING HIS HAIR

    • @corrid8615
      @corrid8615 5 лет назад +13

      Mother of Waffles AND ITs AMaziNG😂😂

    • @kmlvirus0355
      @kmlvirus0355 5 лет назад +6

      It's squatting mixed with knee bending

    • @jiminsleftsock804
      @jiminsleftsock804 5 лет назад +2

      Isn’t it perfection?

    • @moonflame1170
      @moonflame1170 5 лет назад +12

      Mother of Waffles Don't forget the forehead pick

    • @Digbilso
      @Digbilso 5 лет назад

      Mother of Waffles dallon and ryan that left panic? Bc imo i like this more than modern panic.

  • @Weak4Weekes
    @Weak4Weekes 6 лет назад +559

    My EaRs and eYes Have BeeN bLessEd

  • @jtannock4
    @jtannock4 5 лет назад +406

    This kinda reminds me of if The Killers, Radiohead, Panic! at the Disco and Arctic Monkeys decided to work together.

    • @meganroberts5449
      @meganroberts5449 5 лет назад +9

      All my favs

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 4 года назад

      EXACTLYYYY

    • @wannatouch8008s
      @wannatouch8008s 4 года назад +8

      @@meganroberts5449 and depeche mode

    • @leigh3208
      @leigh3208 4 года назад +38

      Fun fact: Dallon Weekes is an ex-member of Panic! At The Disco, if you didn't know

    • @captainboromir6958
      @captainboromir6958 4 года назад

      His voice on this song sounds a lot like Kevin Max from dc Talk. Especially Kevin Max's more recent solo projects. This is a good example. ruclips.net/video/jEVuCMgSsS0/видео.html

  • @mosriteminioncause7741
    @mosriteminioncause7741 2 года назад +91

    FANTASTIC! -They really captured that 80's cable access feel, Cable access was the A.G.T. of the 80's. (Grandma was a nice touch.)

  • @felicia1621
    @felicia1621 6 лет назад +1970

    this gives me the vibe of an alternate universe that consists solely of an abandoned mall with only one open shop, and its something random like a mattress store or something

    • @kit4275
      @kit4275 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @itsstrange1213
      @itsstrange1213 5 лет назад +102

      The mattress store is actually a drug front in the end of it all.

    • @astralaura
      @astralaura 5 лет назад +92

      why does this actually... make so much sense

    • @dustyspins
      @dustyspins 5 лет назад +37

      Stranger Things Season 3.

    • @graciet57
      @graciet57 5 лет назад +7

      The first part yes, but only when I’m not watching the music video I feel the first part

  • @Miguel-vs6jt
    @Miguel-vs6jt 3 года назад +291

    I hope people don’t realise that these songs are supposed to be recorded in the 70s-80s. That means that, in-universe, grandma might be dead.

    • @ryntalkstoomuch4686
      @ryntalkstoomuch4686 3 года назад +59

      how da r e you. how DARE YOU DONT EVEN LOOK AT GRANDMA

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight 3 года назад +10

      Don’t Fucking Subscribe NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

    • @arlo_slater9009
      @arlo_slater9009 2 года назад +10

      She is immortal

    • @bear8161
      @bear8161 2 года назад +23

      bold of you to assume that the grandma can die

    • @Mothpuff
      @Mothpuff 2 года назад +13

      She's a time traveler too.

  • @dog2003
    @dog2003 5 лет назад +175

    2:14 shUT UP AND LEMME SEE YA JAZZ HANDS

    • @109324g
      @109324g 5 лет назад

      omg lol

    • @worm4429
      @worm4429 5 лет назад +20

      REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A MAD MAN, THOUGHT YOU WAS BATMAN, AND HIT THE PARTY WITH A GAS CAN? KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!

    • @ttourmalinee
      @ttourmalinee 4 года назад +12

      Little Miss Believer NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

    • @notmaddie06
      @notmaddie06 4 года назад +6

      prettyodd I simply love how every comment section on any band always has comments connected to other bands. It’s like a cult created by Geesus Way. We all listen to the same shit, have the same humor, use the same references, ITS A CULT

    • @luvemmy2114
      @luvemmy2114 4 года назад +2

      Ok this is home.

  • @xfrnkierox1637
    @xfrnkierox1637 6 лет назад +397

    ive never been jealous of a pick and a bass guitar before this moment.

    • @777kals
      @777kals 6 лет назад +1

      i have... patrick stump's guitar

  • @adellehayes5906
    @adellehayes5906 6 лет назад +2740

    is nobody questioning the fact that dallon licked the guitar pick and stuck it to his forehead?

    • @0NaiveDreamer0
      @0NaiveDreamer0 5 лет назад +201

      I do it all the time

    • @ashd8423
      @ashd8423 5 лет назад +160

      That's just a Dallon thing

    • @0NaiveDreamer0
      @0NaiveDreamer0 5 лет назад +57

      @김장어 that's just my reference to the title of their latest song 'Do it all the time', obviously. Of course, i don't lick picks)

    • @manfy0410
      @manfy0410 5 лет назад +35

      Adelle Hayes i either stick it on my forehead or hold it with my teeth. it’s the easiest thing to do, especially with certain styles of playing

    • @chokemeghstfce
      @chokemeghstfce 5 лет назад +32

      He's does it all the time

  • @StevieMcKenna10
    @StevieMcKenna10 5 лет назад +33

    "A modern concussion"
    Whilst in the back Ryan frickin headbanging

  • @discscratch
    @discscratch 5 лет назад +249

    Dallon is a noodle and we must all protect him.

  • @faebea5825
    @faebea5825 6 лет назад +753

    IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK DALLONS DAMN SPAGHETTI LEGS ARE KILLING ME

    • @lanashreky361
      @lanashreky361 6 лет назад +23

      Hurricane Ghost HES DADDY LONG LEGS

    • @pinkie1016
      @pinkie1016 6 лет назад +32

      Hurricane Ghost He's like Mikey way, they probably have a secret cult of people with noodle legs and awkward knees

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 6 лет назад +17

      Pinkie 101 it's like all the bass players too

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 6 лет назад +7

      Unwanted Banana true but even Lyn-z has weird legs

    • @faebea5825
      @faebea5825 6 лет назад +15

      Its just one big cult of bass players with spaghetti legs not including pete (hes being kidnapped in the last of the real ones music video)

  • @iwritearmsracesnotfashions609
    @iwritearmsracesnotfashions609 6 лет назад +3985

    Someone: dance
    Me: no don't want to
    Someone: dance
    Me: ok fine
    *dances wildly*
    Someone: that's enough
    Story of my life

  • @hahahgottem7535
    @hahahgottem7535 5 лет назад +132

    How does he do that with his legs? 😂
    -I’m scared-

  • @liahc0re
    @liahc0re 5 лет назад +40

    Dallon: *Sticks pick on his forhead*
    Me: *That's art*

  • @taliabaptista3369
    @taliabaptista3369 6 лет назад +475

    when dallon puts the bass in his mouth I swear I die a little bit inside what even is this man

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 6 лет назад +29

      Talia Baptista hes on
      *CHAMPAIGN COCAINE AND GASOLINE*
      geesus Christ kill me

    • @jaykay5922
      @jaykay5922 6 лет назад +6

      He's a certain kind of person

  • @GG-vv2sj
    @GG-vv2sj 6 лет назад +605

    HIS LEG THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

    • @Empty_Echo
      @Empty_Echo 5 лет назад +11

      IT'S GONNA KILL HIM IF HE DOESN'T STOP

    • @mckenzieskyles3157
      @mckenzieskyles3157 5 лет назад +1

      First Alex and his leg thing now dallon has to have a leg thing their combined power will kill us all

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 лет назад +4

      If Alex and Dallon were to collabe, we'd die from overload leg

  • @amandabutterfly151
    @amandabutterfly151 4 года назад +32

    WHY DOES HE LOOK SO GOOD FOR HIS AGE DAMN THESE CELEBRITIES NEVER AGE

  • @inkusdinkus
    @inkusdinkus 2 года назад +10

    Every friend group has a fabulous music man, dead faced drummer, piano grandma, and a demon who stands in the background

  • @samanthablanco7648
    @samanthablanco7648 6 лет назад +512

    Dallon: *tries to put bass in mouth*
    Breezy: Dallon baby no put it down

    • @ozidyus
      @ozidyus 5 лет назад

      Samantha Blanco 😂😂😂

  • @jacquelineherrera-perez3201
    @jacquelineherrera-perez3201 5 лет назад +993

    0:49
    Dallon: " A modern concussion"
    Umm... I think Ryan might actually be giving himself a concussion back there lmao 😂

  • @lily6864
    @lily6864 5 лет назад +63

    how are this boys ankles not broken yet

    • @numberoneisopod
      @numberoneisopod 5 лет назад +4

      One of them is... He broke it when he was a teen or something and never got it fixed... Its been 15 years and its still not fixed so he has bone shard in his ankle. It was in an article I read

    • @kemitstoes5764
      @kemitstoes5764 3 года назад +3

      i do that all the time (pun not intended) and ive never broken a bone

    • @FJM713
      @FJM713 3 года назад +1

      @@numberoneisopod Yeah, that was Dallon.

  • @adammoss6724
    @adammoss6724 5 лет назад +149

    Oof, I forgot how hot Dallon is in this video

    • @casualrocker8228
      @casualrocker8228 5 лет назад +18

      Hello can we give ryan a little appreciation

    • @ashabrantley4041
      @ashabrantley4041 5 лет назад +20

      @@casualrocker8228 always, we love that soft blueberry boi

  • @sarace6490
    @sarace6490 6 лет назад +135

    oOOOO LOOK AT DALLON BEING ALL PRETTY AND SASSY

  • @fbidownontheground5250
    @fbidownontheground5250 6 лет назад +770

    Is the old lady unofficially apart of the band
    That'd be amazing

  • @kingratbigcheese
    @kingratbigcheese 4 года назад +6

    When Dallon's knees went ↩️↖️↗️↘️↕️↔️↙️↘️↙️↖️↗️↘️ I felt that

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 3 года назад +399

    0% Nudity
    0% Sex
    0% Bad words
    100% Talent and Hot Dallon

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 3 года назад +33

      The Leg Thing is way hotter than it should be

    • @bear2325
      @bear2325 Год назад +3

      He’s way too hot 😭 unfair

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 6 лет назад +515

    Fun game idea: take a shot every time Ryan flips his hair or headbangs
    Like if you die from alcohol poisoning

  • @rubybennett998
    @rubybennett998 6 лет назад +1212

    This made me realize I've been waiting since the 80's for this AND I WAS BORN IN 2003

  • @rellorador3568
    @rellorador3568 3 года назад +77

    LYRICS:
    Dance
    Dance
    That's enough
    A modern concussion
    The room is on fire
    You're an upstanding model
    Of the Modern Day Cain
    With impeccable style
    So now you've done a little wrong
    And you need to be forgiven
    By the Vicar and the company you keep
    And then you conjure up a fiction
    To get the pretty girl to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    The moral objections
    To something so profane
    Oh, but the deepest of convictions
    Are the darkest positions
    Little remissions for the varicose vein
    So now you've done a little wrong
    And you swear you didn't do it
    But volition left you burdened with a curse
    And you conjure up a fiction
    To get the pretty girl to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    And everyone can tell
    And everyone can tell

  • @justmeh1267
    @justmeh1267 3 года назад +19

    Dallon’s hair has personality of its own

  • @kaitlynbennett2665
    @kaitlynbennett2665 6 лет назад +3285

    is it hot in here or is it just dallon

  • @elliem3177
    @elliem3177 6 лет назад +449

    I volunteer to dress in silver and throw confetti on stage at amplyfi

    • @vimbaigidi4423
      @vimbaigidi4423 6 лет назад +2

      ellie m Same

    • @elisabethnini3643
      @elisabethnini3643 6 лет назад +4

      ellie m SIGN ME UP

    • @cami-rf1mb
      @cami-rf1mb 6 лет назад +1

      please dont

    • @hilol7337
      @hilol7337 6 лет назад +3

      cami ! She's saying how she wants to be the girl in the video dressed in all silver throwing confetti calm man 😂😂

    • @elliem3177
      @elliem3177 6 лет назад +1

      cami ! it was a joke because theres girls in the video doing it hahaha

  • @gilliandimech3363
    @gilliandimech3363 4 года назад +27

    fren:whos your favortie iDkhow member? Dallon or Ryan?
    Me:grandma

  • @elijahprince3597
    @elijahprince3597 5 лет назад +24

    Why do I love how much Dallon is going crazy in this?😂

  • @likaism
    @likaism 6 лет назад +3622

    it's been months and dallon still worries me

  • @toadstoolcheeks3224
    @toadstoolcheeks3224 6 лет назад +329

    WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE THE 80S AND I WAS BORN IN 1994

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 6 лет назад +46

      Bethany White I WAS BORN IN THE 2000s AND IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE 80s

  • @grubbsgaben4461
    @grubbsgaben4461 5 лет назад +36

    Guess you guys aren't ready for that yet…but your kids are gonna love it.

  • @junothedragonslayer2997
    @junothedragonslayer2997 5 лет назад +67

    my thoughts while watching this:
    what
    whAT
    DALLON YOUR LEGS
    RYAN YOUR HEAD
    DALLON’S SASS
    DAL PICKS DON’T GO ON YOUR FOREHEAD
    THEY DON’T GO IN YOUR HAIR EITHER
    NO DON’T EAT YOUR BASS
    DAMN THAT GRANDMA CAN PLAY
    THE SOUND ON THE STUDIO VERSION AT THE END IS FROM MINECRAFT I REMEMBER THAT NOW
    *_WHAT_*

  • @emilyliz3203
    @emilyliz3203 6 лет назад +390

    Dallons hair is defying gravity

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 6 лет назад +9

      Andie Addison it learned from beebos hair

    • @rileykeene7614
      @rileykeene7614 6 лет назад +4

      That's because gravity don't mean to much to it.
      I'll let myself out.

    • @neonheart9954
      @neonheart9954 6 лет назад +2

      bookworm394 no stay

    • @neonheart9954
      @neonheart9954 6 лет назад +1

      bookworm394 no stay

    • @jasminewhall9726
      @jasminewhall9726 6 лет назад

      +Polar Jazzy oops. someone beat me to that. well kay

  • @kellynikou
    @kellynikou 6 лет назад +725

    from long song names to long band names

    • @anneferlybasister4226
      @anneferlybasister4226 5 лет назад +28

      and long legs 😎

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 5 лет назад +24

      i’m _still_ trying to figure out what they were thinking with naming a song “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”

    • @voluntaryvictim
      @voluntaryvictim 5 лет назад +18

      "There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven't thought of it yet"

    • @SecretariatH
      @SecretariatH 5 лет назад +12

      @@leonsalgeuro Panic! was high and thought it sounded cool probably

    • @panictreasurenottrash1684
      @panictreasurenottrash1684 5 лет назад +15

      “London Beckoned Songs About Money Made By Machines” “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”

  • @avajett-beachley1075
    @avajett-beachley1075 5 лет назад +219

    “and then you conjure up a fiction”
    Dallon- “why?”
    *”TO GET THE PRETTY GIRLS TO LISTEN”*

    • @FJM713
      @FJM713 3 года назад +21

      _pretty_ , 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪, 𝓅𝓇ℯ𝓉𝓉𝓎

    • @91jubaku
      @91jubaku 3 года назад

      MonkaS

  • @mariconblanco8639
    @mariconblanco8639 5 лет назад +29

    When I thought Mikey's the king of awkward knees and everything, I see Dallon with his awkward leg dances. What's with these bassists? 😆

  • @kradness5005
    @kradness5005 6 лет назад +160

    i drew a mini dallon in my sketchbook with his bass and i got my classmates to write stuff around it and someone put "he's cute"

  • @vampirefrank2451
    @vampirefrank2451 6 лет назад +349

    Robot: dance *Dallon dances awkwardly* that's enough

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 лет назад +8

      Robot: stop. Stop. Wtf are you doing?

    • @Digbilso
      @Digbilso 5 лет назад +1

      vampire frank its cute tho sjdhskd

    • @bug_bites
      @bug_bites 5 лет назад

      Literally me my family

  • @porcelainplant
    @porcelainplant 4 года назад +5

    I cannot believe it’s been two years. My brain can’t comprehend this

  • @bear2325
    @bear2325 Год назад +5

    Dallon’s leg thing gives me life

  • @avachugg.6617
    @avachugg.6617 6 лет назад +2617

    My 6 year old sister- “can we watch the video with the guy with the weird leg movements and the grandma playing a keyboard?”

    • @Wolflover-ow2rg
      @Wolflover-ow2rg 6 лет назад +85

      a g c; your sister is the best

    • @leonor1261
      @leonor1261 6 лет назад +22

      a g c; your sister is the best

    • @gillianLC
      @gillianLC 6 лет назад +81

      The best summary of this video ever hands down

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +13

      Emo quartet Trash AGREED.

    • @adriisdead2559
      @adriisdead2559 5 лет назад +4

      HAHAHAHA

  • @skeleteeth229
    @skeleteeth229 6 лет назад +1593

    They can put "sexy ladies" in the background all they want to but the only sexy lady I can see is Dallon

  • @spyderguy4567
    @spyderguy4567 5 лет назад +11

    Dammit! Why are all there songs so good?!

  • @nica5600.
    @nica5600. 5 лет назад +33

    I just can't ignore Ryan's hair 😂

  • @erykaeaford6671
    @erykaeaford6671 6 лет назад +286

    I’ve never wanted to be a pick so bad

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 6 лет назад +7

      eryka eaford it's my life goal

    • @shaneilyoung1970
      @shaneilyoung1970 6 лет назад +3

      eryka eaford ive never wanted to be a guitar so bad

    • @gonzogamer
      @gonzogamer 6 лет назад +18

      eryka eaford ah yes stick me on your forehead dallon daddy

    • @bakercharbonnet9417
      @bakercharbonnet9417 6 лет назад +2

      I've never wanted to be his hair so bad mmkay

    • @user-vp1ql4hv5b
      @user-vp1ql4hv5b 6 лет назад +4

      I've never wanted to be a bass so bad

  • @maddieisaspacekid3515
    @maddieisaspacekid3515 6 лет назад +753

    Dallon and Ryan just joined Paramore and Gerard Way in the 80s

    • @meowibe
      @meowibe 6 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @-toasty-444
      @-toasty-444 6 лет назад +3

      maddieisaspacekid THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

    • @user-kd7bs6hr8h
      @user-kd7bs6hr8h 6 лет назад +3

      maddieisaspacekid this should be the top comment

    • @katies1652
      @katies1652 6 лет назад

      BEST COMMENT HERE

    • @emma-is-not-okay
      @emma-is-not-okay 6 лет назад

      maddieisaspacekid Yep

  • @des7261
    @des7261 5 лет назад +49

    “Produced by Breezy Weekes”
    HOW HAVE WE NOT NOTICED THIS, FAM?
    Also yeees get it girl!!

  • @volatilevulture8102
    @volatilevulture8102 2 года назад +6

    I still find it amazing that the host from the beginning introduces the band as "The I-Don't-Knows".

  • @courtneycuellar3536
    @courtneycuellar3536 6 лет назад +810

    dallon is extremely long

  • @tantanthespaceman1923
    @tantanthespaceman1923 6 лет назад +357

    No comment on how beast that Grandma is?
    Just me? Okay.
    No worries. I'm a fan of you Grandsta (Grandma gangsta)

    • @randomname6730
      @randomname6730 6 лет назад +16

      TanTan The Space Man I wanna know if the grandma is part of the band too or....

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +12

      Random Name Same, like who is she
      Please say she’s part of the band
      That’d be absolutely hilarious

    • @whinybaby8072
      @whinybaby8072 5 лет назад +6

      Finally appreciation for g-ma

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth 5 лет назад +47

    *_how does he get the pick to stick on his forehead I am quaking_*

    • @metallicmadnessbmix
      @metallicmadnessbmix 4 года назад +15

      He licks it before putting it on his forehead, so,,, saliva

  • @lukesomething4890
    @lukesomething4890 3 года назад +8

    don’t mind me, just coming back here after razzmatazz was released bc i’m so proud of how far they’ve come ❤️

  • @paoesmile
    @paoesmile 6 лет назад +3088

    well hello time for another Guess The Band:
    - A two-man band
    - A drummer with brightly colored hair
    - Writes songs with dark lyrics but applies a fun tune
    Your choices:
    a. Twenty One Pilots
    b. I Don't Know How But They Found Me

  • @velvert8998
    @velvert8998 6 лет назад +114

    from the moment the song starts, you can see dallon's legs are already prepared to do the leg thing

  • @titociiku8969
    @titociiku8969 3 года назад +12

    I have rediscovered this song and all I can do is be proud of younger me... She had some nice taste.
    Love these guys
    I'm a grandma stan🐣

  • @karalin2132
    @karalin2132 4 года назад +6

    Oh my god I was reading the comments and IDKHBTFM fans are the funniest people

  • @Mmorguemusic
    @Mmorguemusic 6 лет назад +1823

    my wig flew like that confetti

  • @annikaschenberg4618
    @annikaschenberg4618 6 лет назад +309

    if i had done the moves that dallon does in this my legs would be so dislocated how does he do it
    also what the fuck dallon don't eat the bass

    • @ayeva6668
      @ayeva6668 6 лет назад +14

      Annika Schenberg because he is daddy long legs it is impossible to dance like daddy long legs

    • @thegnote6531
      @thegnote6531 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @aidang235
    @aidang235 3 года назад +9

    Corporate needs you to find the differences between these two pictures.
    Pictures: food, bass guitar
    Dallon: its the same picture

  • @communistdaughter2861
    @communistdaughter2861 4 года назад +6

    If Piano Grandma doesn’t come on the next tour I will riot

  • @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608
    @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608 6 лет назад +263

    I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD TO PAUSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE OF DALLON'S VOICE I'M-

  • @gryphrogers9002
    @gryphrogers9002 6 лет назад +79

    you know dallon is just casually not aging

    • @kahelorange
      @kahelorange 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah, kinda like Billie Joe Armstrong.

  • @gta12368
    @gta12368 4 года назад +6

    I've liatened to this song bout a hundred times and only now did I realize that it was "cain", not "cabin"

  • @susan-payne
    @susan-payne 5 лет назад +114

    Why is Dallon more of a beautiful woman than I am.

    • @actorcoco7189
      @actorcoco7189 3 года назад +8

      Im not a woman anymore but i cant argue with this

    • @volatilevulture8102
      @volatilevulture8102 3 года назад +13

      Because he's a teenage beauty queen of sorts.

    • @user-sb8cs3le2j
      @user-sb8cs3le2j 2 года назад +3

      Dallon can un-straight people lol

    • @CalebRausch
      @CalebRausch 2 года назад

      Ooo self burn those are rare

  • @katies1652
    @katies1652 6 лет назад +2174

    four months later and i’m still jamming

    • @rbassist
      @rbassist 6 лет назад +30

      I have just found out that Dallon has solo music. Where has this been all my life

    • @zoevelez3408
      @zoevelez3408 6 лет назад +5

      same. i cant believe its been 4 months already

    • @ambersinbox73
      @ambersinbox73 6 лет назад +3

      SAMEEER

    • @christine.9316
      @christine.9316 6 лет назад +5

      7 months later I still jamming

    • @kaitlyng3026
      @kaitlyng3026 6 лет назад +2

      I will now proceed to share my humble opinion:
      IKR

  • @olgawyszynska6326
    @olgawyszynska6326 6 лет назад +284

    omg is dallon new sassy queen?

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 6 лет назад +5

      Olga Wyszyńska no he comes in second

    • @pandastone_3681
      @pandastone_3681 6 лет назад +10

      Olga Wyszyńska Gerard what who? All I know is sassy tall Dad

    • @beomgyu1311
      @beomgyu1311 6 лет назад +24

      The Milk in Ryan's Ass 4th actuall
      1.gerard
      2.brendon
      3.tyler
      4.dallon
      Thats the order

    • @elannaanzelone2949
      @elannaanzelone2949 6 лет назад +3

      Snoopdoge is fandom trash you left out Patrick you know Sasstrick!

    • @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608
      @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608 6 лет назад +3

      Snoopdoge is fandom trash Sasstrick is 5.

  • @aubsurd
    @aubsurd Год назад +7

    i can't believe it's been 5 years since idkhow debuted secretly, this song is timeless

  • @funkdungus839
    @funkdungus839 5 лет назад +5

    *crying* how does he do that with his legs

  • @martaa550
    @martaa550 6 лет назад +541

    When I grow up I want to be like the piano lady

  • @jerma953
    @jerma953 6 лет назад +1258

    Okay why am I so emotional when I see Dallon and Ryan together?

    • @chonpychonp
      @chonpychonp 6 лет назад +245

      Emma Stump Weekes because dallon still has a ryan

    • @beccas5201
      @beccas5201 6 лет назад +252

      Because Brendon lost his Ryan.

    • @saulvelasquez400
      @saulvelasquez400 6 лет назад +198

      BECAUSE DALLON STILL HAS A RYAN UNLIKE BRENDON

    • @2milk958
      @2milk958 6 лет назад +51

      Emma Stump Weekes wait are these the guys from P!ATD?!

    • @nvthvxn9627
      @nvthvxn9627 6 лет назад +95

      2% Milk Dallon is a touring member of Panic!
      Ryan was a former member of Falling In Reverse

  • @simple_tutorial1
    @simple_tutorial1 3 года назад +3

    I love how for their little storylines, Dallon says in the description that they performed this in 1983 but Dallon would have been 2.

  • @punkzblood5654
    @punkzblood5654 5 лет назад +9

    I've listened to this song so many times today

  • @dallasmikolaszuk1794
    @dallasmikolaszuk1794 6 лет назад +642

    only 80's kids will remember