I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME -Modern Day Cain

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @weirdo337
    @weirdo337 6 лет назад +10457

    I love that after dallon left panic he was just like “now i can make whatever i want.... i want to go back to the 80s”

    • @millohours
      @millohours 5 лет назад +466

      80s was the best era of music tho...like come on this some good shit

    • @casualrocker8228
      @casualrocker8228 5 лет назад +90

      Lol Thats Dallon for ya

    • @SydneyEvans
      @SydneyEvans 5 лет назад +181

      Like Gerard way after MCR broke up

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah 5 лет назад +91

      I'm gonna go start my own band!
      With Blackjack and hookers!

    • @otterism7186
      @otterism7186 5 лет назад +13

      Lmao love thatt

  • @Wheres_Bunny
    @Wheres_Bunny 5 лет назад +7339

    Grandma is my favorite band member

  • @JulianVic
    @JulianVic 6 лет назад +6304

    I’m here to see Dallon’s feet movements, Ryan’s hair flips, and the grandmas amazing keyboard skills

    • @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342
      @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 5 лет назад +127

      and don’t forget sticking his guitar pick to his forehead

    • @alyssa3184
      @alyssa3184 5 лет назад +28

      @@anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 I can't stop rewinding to that moment

    • @nuhmorelikeyuh
      @nuhmorelikeyuh 4 года назад +40

      Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait.

    • @gayspacemoth3455
      @gayspacemoth3455 4 года назад +13

      Thefunpep you mean hair flip the song

    • @NoDream424
      @NoDream424 3 года назад +10

      She's a convicted felon ya know

  • @202cardline
    @202cardline 5 лет назад +7482

    I saw another IDKHBTFM vid with an older piano lady and I hope it's the same lady and she's an official part of the band because that's punk rock man

    • @fernandezlapa
      @fernandezlapa 5 лет назад +60

      no ;-;

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 лет назад +338

      No. Punk rock is sticking your pick to your forehead, and then spaz out while pretending to play guitar like a maniac

    • @tsukitwt3158
      @tsukitwt3158 5 лет назад +129

      @@robocop8569 that is a bass, ik it looks like a guitar

    • @robocop8569
      @robocop8569 5 лет назад +46

      Emø King_øfthe_cløudz yeah I know, but te way he “plays” it, it looks like a guitar, so I said that to make it easier

    • @tsukitwt3158
      @tsukitwt3158 5 лет назад +29

      @@robocop8569 oh okay. I just thought u got it mixed up or smthin Cuz that looks like a electric guitar, and would be hard to tell the diffrence when Dallon is moving sm. Cuz I learned dallon plays guitar too

  • @tae_taeee
    @tae_taeee 7 лет назад +1449

    dallon weekes, king of dad dancing

  • @felicia1621
    @felicia1621 6 лет назад +1976

    this gives me the vibe of an alternate universe that consists solely of an abandoned mall with only one open shop, and its something random like a mattress store or something

    • @kit4275
      @kit4275 6 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @itsstrange1213
      @itsstrange1213 6 лет назад +102

      The mattress store is actually a drug front in the end of it all.

    • @astralaura
      @astralaura 6 лет назад +92

      why does this actually... make so much sense

    • @dustyspins
      @dustyspins 6 лет назад +37

      Stranger Things Season 3.

    • @graciet57
      @graciet57 5 лет назад +7

      The first part yes, but only when I’m not watching the music video I feel the first part

  • @ollie6480
    @ollie6480 6 лет назад +3797

    I refuse to see them live unless grandma is with them too. She's what really keeps the band together.

    • @yanyan_ingayspace9124
      @yanyan_ingayspace9124 4 года назад +124

      Ollie When i first read this, i thought you meant live as in being alive (like, pronounced as “liv” instead), not live as in performing LOLL i was like *whoa tht got intense* 😂😂

    • @hmartin1761
      @hmartin1761 4 года назад +95

      She seems like the one that keeps them together, yknow? She holds them together. Her stage presence is impeccable.

    • @jacksoninskip1614
      @jacksoninskip1614 3 года назад +47

      That's gonna be a bit hard to do, her being a convicted felon and all...

    • @milkpup9201
      @milkpup9201 3 года назад +8

      @@jacksoninskip1614 wait what

    • @theworstmaid
      @theworstmaid 3 года назад +31

      @@milkpup9201 apparently dallon said she's a convicted felon in an interview

  • @unusedaccount4307
    @unusedaccount4307 5 лет назад +2662

    are they both dead inside
    like
    ryan
    what are you looking at
    *angry blueberry*

    • @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342
      @anidiotwhoplaysbass1342 5 лет назад +39

      This is the most true statement I’ve ever seen

    • @renadahmed4207
      @renadahmed4207 5 лет назад +50

      We should really name him « angry blueberry » 😂😂

    • @elijah6496
      @elijah6496 5 лет назад +10

      CALAIS DI ANGELO dallon is sad that he left beebo

    • @thatonecat8881
      @thatonecat8881 5 лет назад +37

      A N G R Y B L U E B E R R Y

    • @jamweeb6168
      @jamweeb6168 5 лет назад +7

      no wrong blueberry >:(
      cody carson is #1 blueberry

  • @sophiabenzler5149
    @sophiabenzler5149 6 лет назад +1111

    THIS IS LIKE THREE MINUTES OF THE LEG THING AND RYAN FLIPPING HIS HAIR

    • @corrid8615
      @corrid8615 6 лет назад +13

      Mother of Waffles AND ITs AMaziNG😂😂

    • @kmlvirus0355
      @kmlvirus0355 6 лет назад +6

      It's squatting mixed with knee bending

    • @jiminsleftsock804
      @jiminsleftsock804 6 лет назад +2

      Isn’t it perfection?

    • @moonflame1170
      @moonflame1170 6 лет назад +12

      Mother of Waffles Don't forget the forehead pick

    • @Digbilso
      @Digbilso 5 лет назад

      Mother of Waffles dallon and ryan that left panic? Bc imo i like this more than modern panic.

  • @No-kp6tj
    @No-kp6tj 7 лет назад +5567

    Looks like Dallon and Ryan are trapped in the 80s with Gerard Way

    • @Ani-fg4lz
      @Ani-fg4lz 7 лет назад +69

      that is so accurate omg

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 7 лет назад +36

      Death Would be great STAHP IM CRYING NOW

    • @daisyy3631
      @daisyy3631 7 лет назад +2

      😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

    • @valenpena602
      @valenpena602 7 лет назад +80

      When you say Ryan I think in Ryan Ross :'v

    • @kaitlynbennett2665
      @kaitlynbennett2665 7 лет назад +7

      IM CRYING

  • @charliem.8660
    @charliem.8660 6 лет назад +3787

    Take a shot whenever Dallon does the leg thing
    **dies of alcohol poisoning**

    • @cherry-le2dz
      @cherry-le2dz 5 лет назад +82

      take a shot whenever dallon does something weird with his hair or face.

    • @crashandburnie5548
      @crashandburnie5548 5 лет назад +20

      Løvely - 1:26

    • @alyssa3184
      @alyssa3184 5 лет назад +5

      @@cherry-le2dz I got more than alcohol poisoning

    • @cherry-le2dz
      @cherry-le2dz 5 лет назад +3

      @@alyssa3184 I can assume so tbh

    • @oriiva1246
      @oriiva1246 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😅😅

  • @tingusjingus
    @tingusjingus 5 лет назад +2735

    1:25 No, Dallon guitar picks don't go on your forehead...
    1:34 No they don't go in your hair either...
    1:45 Dallon guitars aren't food

    • @Chazer5
      @Chazer5 5 лет назад +355

      Anything can be eaten if you're not a coward.

    • @tingusjingus
      @tingusjingus 5 лет назад +33

      @Asthetic.Ukulele. lmao true

    • @underscorejen
      @underscorejen 5 лет назад +101

      @@Chazer5 alternative: *Anything could be eaten of you're not Tyler Joseph*

    • @Luke-si5qo
      @Luke-si5qo 5 лет назад +74

      BASS

    • @parkerryann
      @parkerryann 5 лет назад +53

      Sweetie that's a bass

  • @jacquelineherrera-perez3201
    @jacquelineherrera-perez3201 6 лет назад +993

    0:49
    Dallon: " A modern concussion"
    Umm... I think Ryan might actually be giving himself a concussion back there lmao 😂

  • @katies1652
    @katies1652 6 лет назад +2169

    four months later and i’m still jamming

    • @rbassist
      @rbassist 6 лет назад +29

      I have just found out that Dallon has solo music. Where has this been all my life

    • @zoevelez3408
      @zoevelez3408 6 лет назад +5

      same. i cant believe its been 4 months already

    • @ambersinbox73
      @ambersinbox73 6 лет назад +3

      SAMEEER

    • @christine.9316
      @christine.9316 6 лет назад +5

      7 months later I still jamming

    • @kaitlyng3026
      @kaitlyng3026 6 лет назад +2

      I will now proceed to share my humble opinion:
      IKR

  • @julia-dn4qc
    @julia-dn4qc 6 лет назад +864

    The grandma is the most important person in the band

  • @adellehayes5906
    @adellehayes5906 6 лет назад +2741

    is nobody questioning the fact that dallon licked the guitar pick and stuck it to his forehead?

    • @0NaiveDreamer0
      @0NaiveDreamer0 5 лет назад +201

      I do it all the time

    • @ashd8423
      @ashd8423 5 лет назад +160

      That's just a Dallon thing

    • @0NaiveDreamer0
      @0NaiveDreamer0 5 лет назад +57

      @김장어 that's just my reference to the title of their latest song 'Do it all the time', obviously. Of course, i don't lick picks)

    • @manfy0410
      @manfy0410 5 лет назад +35

      Adelle Hayes i either stick it on my forehead or hold it with my teeth. it’s the easiest thing to do, especially with certain styles of playing

    • @chokemeghstfce
      @chokemeghstfce 5 лет назад +32

      He's does it all the time

  • @likaism
    @likaism 6 лет назад +3616

    it's been months and dallon still worries me

  • @taliabaptista3369
    @taliabaptista3369 7 лет назад +475

    when dallon puts the bass in his mouth I swear I die a little bit inside what even is this man

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 7 лет назад +29

      Talia Baptista hes on
      *CHAMPAIGN COCAINE AND GASOLINE*
      geesus Christ kill me

    • @jaykay5922
      @jaykay5922 6 лет назад +7

      He's a certain kind of person

  • @lateahrietdijk-brown730
    @lateahrietdijk-brown730 6 лет назад +1798

    The leg thing, the sass, more broken leg thing, sticks pick to forehead, tries to eat guitar, jazz hands, more broken leg thing, having a seizure on the floor while playing guitar, silence.... that's the summary of this video... I'm concerned now...

  • @xfrnkierox1637
    @xfrnkierox1637 7 лет назад +400

    ive never been jealous of a pick and a bass guitar before this moment.

    • @777kals
      @777kals 7 лет назад +1

      i have... patrick stump's guitar

  • @huds515
    @huds515 7 лет назад +802

    Ryan's hair is doing some fucking majestic things.

    • @hazs690
      @hazs690 7 лет назад +36

      Easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 7 лет назад +12

      s m o o t h a n d n e a t I know

    • @sophia8565
      @sophia8565 7 лет назад +4

      Phan pleas OH MY GOD LMFAO

    • @idkhbtfm
      @idkhbtfm 7 лет назад +18

      1:30 dallon looks like a tol hedgehog I love it

    • @idkhbtfm
      @idkhbtfm 7 лет назад +6

      Hudy Weiss ooops yeah I guess I misread the comment I know who everyone is thanks though

  • @GG-vv2sj
    @GG-vv2sj 6 лет назад +608

    HIS LEG THING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL

    • @Empty_Echo
      @Empty_Echo 6 лет назад +11

      IT'S GONNA KILL HIM IF HE DOESN'T STOP

    • @mckenzieskyles3157
      @mckenzieskyles3157 6 лет назад +1

      First Alex and his leg thing now dallon has to have a leg thing their combined power will kill us all

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 6 лет назад +4

      If Alex and Dallon were to collabe, we'd die from overload leg

  • @caitlingutierrez6228
    @caitlingutierrez6228 5 лет назад +1351

    Ryan: we need someone to play the keyboard
    Dallon: how about we ask this lady I picked up at the senior center
    Ryan: PERFECT!

    • @worldviolation
      @worldviolation 4 года назад +16

      both your comment and pfp are absolute gold

    • @TheVoidedRealm
      @TheVoidedRealm 3 года назад +13

      She's a convicted felony so it kinda hard to travel with her sometimes XD

    • @TeapotsAreGreatHats
      @TeapotsAreGreatHats 3 года назад +1

      @@TheVoidedRealm The hecc did she do?

    • @TheVoidedRealm
      @TheVoidedRealm 3 года назад +6

      @@TeapotsAreGreatHats murder I guess according to fans XD and lore

    • @TeapotsAreGreatHats
      @TeapotsAreGreatHats 3 года назад +1

      @@TheVoidedRealm murder? Are you sure? And of what degree?

  • @skeleteeth229
    @skeleteeth229 6 лет назад +1589

    They can put "sexy ladies" in the background all they want to but the only sexy lady I can see is Dallon

  • @faebea5825
    @faebea5825 7 лет назад +757

    IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK DALLONS DAMN SPAGHETTI LEGS ARE KILLING ME

    • @lanashreky361
      @lanashreky361 7 лет назад +23

      Hurricane Ghost HES DADDY LONG LEGS

    • @pinkie1016
      @pinkie1016 7 лет назад +33

      Hurricane Ghost He's like Mikey way, they probably have a secret cult of people with noodle legs and awkward knees

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 7 лет назад +17

      Pinkie 101 it's like all the bass players too

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 7 лет назад +7

      Unwanted Banana true but even Lyn-z has weird legs

    • @faebea5825
      @faebea5825 7 лет назад +16

      Its just one big cult of bass players with spaghetti legs not including pete (hes being kidnapped in the last of the real ones music video)

  • @veronicaangela126
    @veronicaangela126 7 лет назад +6695

    is dallon okay

  • @abibuxton3224
    @abibuxton3224 6 лет назад +603

    I still have no clue how Dallon does the drops with out snapping his legs

    • @lexilex72
      @lexilex72 4 года назад +25

      well he aint human so idk

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight 4 года назад +18

      Abi Buxton cuz he tall as hell

    • @localsatanist
      @localsatanist 4 года назад +33

      hes 8'1 what do you expect he has to squat for the camera to see him

    • @nanapoohsmom4927
      @nanapoohsmom4927 Год назад +2

      If you look close, when he drops he actually twists his ankle too idk how he does that without hurting himself 😂

    • @901craft5
      @901craft5 10 месяцев назад

      I am tall as hell and am incredibly flexible and I now realize that some people can’t do that and it sucks because that is like the best way to stretch in the morning ever invented

  • @jerma953
    @jerma953 7 лет назад +1258

    Okay why am I so emotional when I see Dallon and Ryan together?

    • @chonpychonp
      @chonpychonp 7 лет назад +245

      Emma Stump Weekes because dallon still has a ryan

    • @beccas5201
      @beccas5201 7 лет назад +252

      Because Brendon lost his Ryan.

    • @saulvelasquez400
      @saulvelasquez400 7 лет назад +198

      BECAUSE DALLON STILL HAS A RYAN UNLIKE BRENDON

    • @2milk958
      @2milk958 7 лет назад +51

      Emma Stump Weekes wait are these the guys from P!ATD?!

    • @nvthvxn9627
      @nvthvxn9627 7 лет назад +95

      2% Milk Dallon is a touring member of Panic!
      Ryan was a former member of Falling In Reverse

  • @kaitlynbennett2665
    @kaitlynbennett2665 7 лет назад +3286

    is it hot in here or is it just dallon

  • @deeraredear
    @deeraredear 6 лет назад +6712

    Only 2090’s kids will remember

    • @casperfrey3809
      @casperfrey3809 6 лет назад +58

      Hello People of the internet True

    • @GQ-zn2jh
      @GQ-zn2jh 6 лет назад +141

      I only just realised this says 2090 and I’ve gone past this comment so many times

    • @prennt57g99
      @prennt57g99 6 лет назад +117

      This is from the ‘Superstar Showcase’ in 1983 silly

    • @kb8217
      @kb8217 6 лет назад +21

      Say Hello to the cosmos hello cosmos

    • @Green-mf9tb
      @Green-mf9tb 6 лет назад +6

      Prennt57 G dude.............rly

  • @weirdcatcoaster1237
    @weirdcatcoaster1237 2 года назад +92

    For anyone wondering, Dallon does the leg thing 16 times throughout the whole video.

  • @samanthablanco7648
    @samanthablanco7648 6 лет назад +511

    Dallon: *tries to put bass in mouth*
    Breezy: Dallon baby no put it down

    • @ozidyus
      @ozidyus 6 лет назад

      Samantha Blanco 😂😂😂

  • @paoesmile
    @paoesmile 6 лет назад +3078

    well hello time for another Guess The Band:
    - A two-man band
    - A drummer with brightly colored hair
    - Writes songs with dark lyrics but applies a fun tune
    Your choices:
    a. Twenty One Pilots
    b. I Don't Know How But They Found Me

  • @fbidownontheground5250
    @fbidownontheground5250 7 лет назад +770

    Is the old lady unofficially apart of the band
    That'd be amazing

  • @frogtears8073
    @frogtears8073 5 лет назад +454

    ryan has to have neck issues at this point

    • @nicowho
      @nicowho 4 года назад

      is that jeongin in ur profile pic 🥺

    • @sexyramen9504
      @sexyramen9504 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't be suprised but if you learn to headbang without giving yourself concussions it doesn't hurt nearly as bad
      From personal expirience, i'm a bassist and every time I play I thrash around lol

  • @iwritearmsracesnotfashions609
    @iwritearmsracesnotfashions609 7 лет назад +3984

    Someone: dance
    Me: no don't want to
    Someone: dance
    Me: ok fine
    *dances wildly*
    Someone: that's enough
    Story of my life

  • @tantanthespaceman1923
    @tantanthespaceman1923 7 лет назад +357

    No comment on how beast that Grandma is?
    Just me? Okay.
    No worries. I'm a fan of you Grandsta (Grandma gangsta)

    • @randomname6730
      @randomname6730 6 лет назад +16

      TanTan The Space Man I wanna know if the grandma is part of the band too or....

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +12

      Random Name Same, like who is she
      Please say she’s part of the band
      That’d be absolutely hilarious

    • @whinybaby8072
      @whinybaby8072 6 лет назад +6

      Finally appreciation for g-ma

  • @krisbarnett8022
    @krisbarnett8022 7 лет назад +3531

    Brendon is jealous because Dallon still has a ryan

  • @mosriteminioncause7741
    @mosriteminioncause7741 2 года назад +94

    FANTASTIC! -They really captured that 80's cable access feel, Cable access was the A.G.T. of the 80's. (Grandma was a nice touch.)

  • @toadstoolcheeks3224
    @toadstoolcheeks3224 7 лет назад +330

    WHAT IS THIS MASTERPIECE I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE THE 80S AND I WAS BORN IN 1994

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 7 лет назад +46

      Bethany White I WAS BORN IN THE 2000s AND IVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE 80s

  • @shimayaa
    @shimayaa 6 лет назад +1072

    Imagine this being on one tv station followed by a commercial of FOB's - Wilson (Expensive Mistakes)

    • @Caeleinn
      @Caeleinn 6 лет назад +49

      I actually watched them in that order by accident the other night. It was awesome.

    • @robbiebrewer9515
      @robbiebrewer9515 6 лет назад +10

      Jimmy Ilagan Oh My Brendon Urie I'm so Dun

    • @thatawkwardturtle2592
      @thatawkwardturtle2592 6 лет назад +47

      Wait, then Gerard Way’s “No Shows” comes on

    • @snipsnap004
      @snipsnap004 6 лет назад +15

      THEY'RE ALL CONNECTED

    • @schmooca
      @schmooca 6 лет назад +2

      I was-

  • @fabitinkers7563
    @fabitinkers7563 7 лет назад +214

    dallons dancing is life

    • @parasyythe
      @parasyythe 6 лет назад +1

      Fabiola Moro long legg dancing

  • @jtannock4
    @jtannock4 6 лет назад +405

    This kinda reminds me of if The Killers, Radiohead, Panic! at the Disco and Arctic Monkeys decided to work together.

    • @meganroberts5449
      @meganroberts5449 5 лет назад +9

      All my favs

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 4 года назад

      EXACTLYYYY

    • @wannatouch8008s
      @wannatouch8008s 4 года назад +8

      @@meganroberts5449 and depeche mode

    • @leigh3208
      @leigh3208 4 года назад +39

      Fun fact: Dallon Weekes is an ex-member of Panic! At The Disco, if you didn't know

    • @captainboromir6958
      @captainboromir6958 4 года назад

      His voice on this song sounds a lot like Kevin Max from dc Talk. Especially Kevin Max's more recent solo projects. This is a good example. ruclips.net/video/jEVuCMgSsS0/видео.html

  • @vampirefrank2451
    @vampirefrank2451 6 лет назад +347

    Robot: dance *Dallon dances awkwardly* that's enough

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 лет назад +8

      Robot: stop. Stop. Wtf are you doing?

    • @Digbilso
      @Digbilso 5 лет назад +1

      vampire frank its cute tho sjdhskd

    • @bug_bites
      @bug_bites 5 лет назад

      Literally me my family

  • @kellynikou
    @kellynikou 6 лет назад +725

    from long song names to long band names

    • @anneferlybasister4226
      @anneferlybasister4226 6 лет назад +28

      and long legs 😎

    • @leonsalgeuro
      @leonsalgeuro 6 лет назад +24

      i’m _still_ trying to figure out what they were thinking with naming a song “The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage”

    • @camiqs
      @camiqs 6 лет назад +18

      "There's a good reason these tables are numbered honey you just haven't thought of it yet"

    • @SecretariatH
      @SecretariatH 6 лет назад +12

      @@leonsalgeuro Panic! was high and thought it sounded cool probably

    • @panictreasurenottrash1684
      @panictreasurenottrash1684 6 лет назад +15

      “London Beckoned Songs About Money Made By Machines” “Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off”

  • @Mmorguemusic
    @Mmorguemusic 6 лет назад +1819

    my wig flew like that confetti

  • @Miguel-vs6jt
    @Miguel-vs6jt 4 года назад +299

    I hope people don’t realise that these songs are supposed to be recorded in the 70s-80s. That means that, in-universe, grandma might be dead.

    • @ryntalkstoomuch4686
      @ryntalkstoomuch4686 4 года назад +59

      how da r e you. how DARE YOU DONT EVEN LOOK AT GRANDMA

    • @DrMoonAtNight
      @DrMoonAtNight 4 года назад +10

      Don’t Fucking Subscribe NOT IF I CAN HELP IT!

    • @arlo_slater9009
      @arlo_slater9009 2 года назад +11

      She is immortal

    • @stormybear46
      @stormybear46 2 года назад +24

      bold of you to assume that the grandma can die

    • @Mothpuff
      @Mothpuff 2 года назад +13

      She's a time traveler too.

  • @velvert8998
    @velvert8998 6 лет назад +113

    from the moment the song starts, you can see dallon's legs are already prepared to do the leg thing

  • @grace3112
    @grace3112 7 лет назад +515

    Fun game idea: take a shot every time Ryan flips his hair or headbangs
    Like if you die from alcohol poisoning

  • @alyssarey4598
    @alyssarey4598 7 лет назад +236

    this video is so attractive , i can't breathe

  • @rellorador3568
    @rellorador3568 4 года назад +78

    LYRICS:
    Dance
    Dance
    That's enough
    A modern concussion
    The room is on fire
    You're an upstanding model
    Of the Modern Day Cain
    With impeccable style
    So now you've done a little wrong
    And you need to be forgiven
    By the Vicar and the company you keep
    And then you conjure up a fiction
    To get the pretty girl to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    The moral objections
    To something so profane
    Oh, but the deepest of convictions
    Are the darkest positions
    Little remissions for the varicose vein
    So now you've done a little wrong
    And you swear you didn't do it
    But volition left you burdened with a curse
    And you conjure up a fiction
    To get the pretty girl to listen
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    This is the sin
    That I will confess to release myself
    From consequence
    And everyone can tell
    And everyone can tell
    And everyone can tell

  • @Weak4Weekes
    @Weak4Weekes 7 лет назад +565

    My EaRs and eYes Have BeeN bLessEd

  • @taylorfillenwarth
    @taylorfillenwarth 7 лет назад +1641

    Why am I getting emotional over two grown men that I've never met?? Why do I feel like such a proud mom??
    Edit: it's a week later and I already regret sounding like a basic fangirl whyyy do I do these things

  • @annikaschenberg4618
    @annikaschenberg4618 7 лет назад +310

    if i had done the moves that dallon does in this my legs would be so dislocated how does he do it
    also what the fuck dallon don't eat the bass

    • @ayeva6668
      @ayeva6668 6 лет назад +14

      Annika Schenberg because he is daddy long legs it is impossible to dance like daddy long legs

    • @thegnote6531
      @thegnote6531 6 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @idontknowhowbuttheyfucking2933
    @idontknowhowbuttheyfucking2933 7 лет назад +361

    THE BOY DID THE LEG THING THE FOREHEAD PICK THING LOOK AT HIM GO

    • @Nina-gg2be
      @Nina-gg2be 6 лет назад +11

      I Don't Know How But They Fucking Killed Me .

  • @discscratch
    @discscratch 6 лет назад +250

    Dallon is a noodle and we must all protect him.

  • @kradness5005
    @kradness5005 6 лет назад +160

    i drew a mini dallon in my sketchbook with his bass and i got my classmates to write stuff around it and someone put "he's cute"

  • @maddieisaspacekid3515
    @maddieisaspacekid3515 7 лет назад +752

    Dallon and Ryan just joined Paramore and Gerard Way in the 80s

    • @meowibe
      @meowibe 6 лет назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @-toasty-444
      @-toasty-444 6 лет назад +3

      maddieisaspacekid THIS COMMENT NEEDS MORE LIKES

    • @爪丨乙卂
      @爪丨乙卂 6 лет назад +3

      maddieisaspacekid this should be the top comment

    • @katies1652
      @katies1652 6 лет назад

      BEST COMMENT HERE

    • @emma-is-not-okay
      @emma-is-not-okay 6 лет назад

      maddieisaspacekid Yep

  • @emilyliz3203
    @emilyliz3203 7 лет назад +389

    Dallons hair is defying gravity

    • @Selfishdesign912
      @Selfishdesign912 7 лет назад +9

      Andie Addison it learned from beebos hair

    • @rileykeene7614
      @rileykeene7614 7 лет назад +4

      That's because gravity don't mean to much to it.
      I'll let myself out.

    • @neonheart9954
      @neonheart9954 6 лет назад +2

      bookworm394 no stay

    • @neonheart9954
      @neonheart9954 6 лет назад +1

      bookworm394 no stay

    • @jasminewhall9726
      @jasminewhall9726 6 лет назад

      +Polar Jazzy oops. someone beat me to that. well kay

  • @dog2003
    @dog2003 6 лет назад +178

    2:14 shUT UP AND LEMME SEE YA JAZZ HANDS

    • @109324g
      @109324g 5 лет назад

      omg lol

    • @worm4429
      @worm4429 5 лет назад +20

      REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE A MAD MAN, THOUGHT YOU WAS BATMAN, AND HIT THE PARTY WITH A GAS CAN? KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!

    • @ttourmalinee
      @ttourmalinee 5 лет назад +12

      Little Miss Believer NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

    • @notmaddie06
      @notmaddie06 5 лет назад +6

      prettyodd I simply love how every comment section on any band always has comments connected to other bands. It’s like a cult created by Geesus Way. We all listen to the same shit, have the same humor, use the same references, ITS A CULT

    • @luvemmy2114
      @luvemmy2114 5 лет назад +2

      Ok this is home.

  • @circo_
    @circo_ 7 лет назад +2421

    NONE YOU JERK RECORDS
    IM CRYING

  • @murdoxxed
    @murdoxxed 6 лет назад +763

    W H E R E
    I S T H E
    A L B U M
    W E N E E D
    T H E D A M N
    A L B U M
    also dallon looks dead at the beginning

    • @Stubbormly
      @Stubbormly 6 лет назад +21

      edgy kid like.
      At first glance your like “oh lol he’s probably gunna be really Emo and just seem so dead through the whole time” but NOPE she’s gunna dance around and put his pick on his forehead.
      I love him 😂

    • @Empty_Echo
      @Empty_Echo 6 лет назад +8

      Ryan looks the most dead xD

    • @skatertita
      @skatertita 5 лет назад +8

      @@Empty_Echo Ryan: why do I agree to do this shit?

    • @Empty_Echo
      @Empty_Echo 5 лет назад +2

      @@skatertita no wait i was new to the fan base ;-;

    • @zoebartlett8646
      @zoebartlett8646 5 лет назад +3

      But don’t we all look dead at some point😂

  • @San-qb3jo
    @San-qb3jo 6 лет назад +1574

    And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record.
    if you get it i love you lmao

    • @paytenwhitfield4732
      @paytenwhitfield4732 6 лет назад +99

      San finally someone who loves me :’)
      [ nice drunk history of FOB reference btw ]

    • @satan3564
      @satan3564 6 лет назад +96

      'Twas the summer of 2001...

    • @gremlinchild2180
      @gremlinchild2180 6 лет назад +83

      San it’s not a bad dick

    • @randomname6730
      @randomname6730 6 лет назад +72

      Joe met up with Patrick and he was like yo. I know about music

    • @crowgoesskwaa
      @crowgoesskwaa 6 лет назад +66

      I can sing soul and then he was all like "YEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHH"

  • @junothedragonslayer2997
    @junothedragonslayer2997 5 лет назад +67

    my thoughts while watching this:
    what
    whAT
    DALLON YOUR LEGS
    RYAN YOUR HEAD
    DALLON’S SASS
    DAL PICKS DON’T GO ON YOUR FOREHEAD
    THEY DON’T GO IN YOUR HAIR EITHER
    NO DON’T EAT YOUR BASS
    DAMN THAT GRANDMA CAN PLAY
    THE SOUND ON THE STUDIO VERSION AT THE END IS FROM MINECRAFT I REMEMBER THAT NOW
    *_WHAT_*

  • @martaa550
    @martaa550 6 лет назад +541

    When I grow up I want to be like the piano lady

  • @farahghanem6125
    @farahghanem6125 7 лет назад +405

    The old Dallon can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause he's dead!

    • @mir572
      @mir572 6 лет назад +1

      😭🖤

  • @avachugg.6617
    @avachugg.6617 6 лет назад +2617

    My 6 year old sister- “can we watch the video with the guy with the weird leg movements and the grandma playing a keyboard?”

    • @Wolflover-ow2rg
      @Wolflover-ow2rg 6 лет назад +85

      a g c; your sister is the best

    • @leonor1261
      @leonor1261 6 лет назад +22

      a g c; your sister is the best

    • @gillianLC
      @gillianLC 6 лет назад +81

      The best summary of this video ever hands down

    • @rosielow527
      @rosielow527 6 лет назад +13

      Emo quartet Trash AGREED.

    • @adriisdead2559
      @adriisdead2559 6 лет назад +4

      HAHAHAHA

  • @Amber_xo_133
    @Amber_xo_133 4 года назад +397

    0% Nudity
    0% Sex
    0% Bad words
    100% Talent and Hot Dallon

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 4 года назад +33

      The Leg Thing is way hotter than it should be

    • @bear2325
      @bear2325 Год назад +3

      He’s way too hot 😭 unfair

  • @sarace6490
    @sarace6490 7 лет назад +135

    oOOOO LOOK AT DALLON BEING ALL PRETTY AND SASSY

  • @racheloffir3573
    @racheloffir3573 6 лет назад +472

    Dallon: Puts pick on his forehead instead of holding it in his teeth
    Dallon: Puts the bass in his mouth
    Me: "God dammit, Dal, you've done it again."

    • @thumbsup5524
      @thumbsup5524 6 лет назад +12

      Rachel Offir actually I take that back it’s Dallon so there is always a reason we just don’t know

    • @Stubbormly
      @Stubbormly 6 лет назад +4

      I love him.

    • @kasllovet4731
      @kasllovet4731 6 лет назад +5

      He put the pick on his forehead at the show I went to as well... everyone screamed lol

    • @Empty_Echo
      @Empty_Echo 6 лет назад +2

      That's
      Our
      Dallon

    • @anastasiasakharova9826
      @anastasiasakharova9826 6 лет назад +1

      Our profile pics match 👉👉

  • @purplespacecat2362
    @purplespacecat2362 6 лет назад +316

    I can't get over how tall that microphone is.

    • @yds2m
      @yds2m 5 лет назад +25

      i cant get over how tall dallon is

    • @caprisunglasses
      @caprisunglasses 5 лет назад +40

      so is Dallon's new nickname "microphone"? cool

    • @mxsinist3r
      @mxsinist3r 5 лет назад +11

      PurpleSpacecat Dall a Tol boi he need a tol mic

    • @rkkwc
      @rkkwc 5 лет назад +14

      The man is 6 foot 4 his mic’s gotta be pretty tall

    • @riripanini
      @riripanini 5 лет назад

      Ronnie radke is quaking

  • @StevieMcKenna10
    @StevieMcKenna10 5 лет назад +33

    "A modern concussion"
    Whilst in the back Ryan frickin headbanging

  • @dallasmikolaszuk1794
    @dallasmikolaszuk1794 7 лет назад +642

    only 80's kids will remember

  • @sophia8565
    @sophia8565 7 лет назад +41

    WHEN DALLON PUTS THE PICK ON HIS HEAD, WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE ITS SO UNEXPECTED

  • @gerardnoonaishereforyou2760
    @gerardnoonaishereforyou2760 7 лет назад +387

    produced by: breezy weekes

  • @adammoss6724
    @adammoss6724 6 лет назад +150

    Oof, I forgot how hot Dallon is in this video

    • @casualrocker8228
      @casualrocker8228 5 лет назад +18

      Hello can we give ryan a little appreciation

    • @ashabrantley4041
      @ashabrantley4041 5 лет назад +20

      @@casualrocker8228 always, we love that soft blueberry boi

  • @rubybennett998
    @rubybennett998 7 лет назад +1214

    This made me realize I've been waiting since the 80's for this AND I WAS BORN IN 2003

  • @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608
    @ryancomebacktopanicpleasei4608 7 лет назад +264

    I SWEAR TO GOD I HAD TO PAUSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE OF DALLON'S VOICE I'M-

  • @nerissaxx4548
    @nerissaxx4548 7 лет назад +237

    last night was amazing. i got to see this outstanding band live. ryan, a guy i've known, and been a fan of since 2012, and dallon, a guy i've been a fan of for as long as i can remember. i stayed outside for 7 hours just to get right in front of the stage, and all that work payed off when dallon pulled me on stage to play his bass while he went into the crowd. i got to play next to a guy that i've admired for a long time, and playing on a bass that belonged to my favorite bassist to ever exist. i got to meet both of them after the show and get hugs and everything and got to chat for a little while. and geez they just made my night and i'm looking forward for new music from these guys. anyway i'm done.

    • @taylorfillenwarth
      @taylorfillenwarth 7 лет назад +10

      nøtpepe wentz I think I saw that on twitter or something, that's so cool!! I'm so happy for you I hope you had an amazing time

    • @KatSkan
      @KatSkan 7 лет назад +6

      I just saw them last night at The Depot in SLC for the first time. I thought they were amazing! I am really hoping that they release more of their songs because I love their music style!

    • @bibblebobble8970
      @bibblebobble8970 7 лет назад +9

      nøtpepe wentz That's amazing!
      But what if you couldn't play bass and he dragged you on stage, you'd just be standing there like a muppet.

    • @nerissaxx4548
      @nerissaxx4548 6 лет назад +13

      Bibble Bobble he had asked who knew how to play bass 😂 but that’d be funny if the person didn’t

    • @alanahklarich7560
      @alanahklarich7560 6 лет назад +2

      nøtpepe wentz OMGGG you're so luckyyy

  • @hahahgottem7535
    @hahahgottem7535 5 лет назад +132

    How does he do that with his legs? 😂
    -I’m scared-

  • @Caeleinn
    @Caeleinn 6 лет назад +97

    I have made it my goal to push this video to the same level of views as Choke, because this one is just as awesome and I want Dallon and Ryan to get even more wonderful surprises. Who's with me?

  • @ScreamingAllTheTime
    @ScreamingAllTheTime 6 лет назад +210

    Is.... is Dallon okay in this video??? Legs aren’t supposed to bend the way he makes his

    • @FabulousKilljoy
      @FabulousKilljoy 6 лет назад +11

      HE’S NOOOOOOOTTTT OKAYYYYT (I promise)

    • @me-wp7lt
      @me-wp7lt 5 лет назад +1

      Fabulous Killjoy you made me cry

    • @mxsinist3r
      @mxsinist3r 5 лет назад

      He had his legs replaced with rubber he’s okay

    • @JaneDoe-bg9js
      @JaneDoe-bg9js 5 лет назад

      Maybe he got some tips from Mikey Way

  • @gryphrogers9002
    @gryphrogers9002 7 лет назад +80

    you know dallon is just casually not aging

    • @kahelorange
      @kahelorange 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah, kinda like Billie Joe Armstrong.

  • @avajett-beachley1075
    @avajett-beachley1075 5 лет назад +219

    “and then you conjure up a fiction”
    Dallon- “why?”
    *”TO GET THE PRETTY GIRLS TO LISTEN”*

    • @FJM713
      @FJM713 4 года назад +21

      _pretty_ , 𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕪, 𝓅𝓇ℯ𝓉𝓉𝓎

    • @91jubaku
      @91jubaku 3 года назад

      MonkaS

  • @strawberry_2119
    @strawberry_2119 6 лет назад +240

    Ryan hits his head 51 times

  • @elliem3177
    @elliem3177 7 лет назад +451

    I volunteer to dress in silver and throw confetti on stage at amplyfi

    • @vimbaigidi4423
      @vimbaigidi4423 7 лет назад +2

      ellie m Same

    • @elisabethnini3643
      @elisabethnini3643 7 лет назад +4

      ellie m SIGN ME UP

    • @cami-rf1mb
      @cami-rf1mb 7 лет назад +1

      please dont

    • @hilol7337
      @hilol7337 7 лет назад +3

      cami ! She's saying how she wants to be the girl in the video dressed in all silver throwing confetti calm man 😂😂

    • @elliem3177
      @elliem3177 7 лет назад +1

      cami ! it was a joke because theres girls in the video doing it hahaha

  • @SamanthaMiller
    @SamanthaMiller 7 лет назад +1234

    tag urself im the plant beside dallon

  • @XxMazzy
    @XxMazzy 7 лет назад +482

    *clicks on video bc it keeps getting reccomended to me and looks interesting* wait is that dallon weekes

  • @meg_0210
    @meg_0210 7 лет назад +572

    CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN GO SEE THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS

    • @fab_ianne
      @fab_ianne 7 лет назад +4

      IM

    • @allfandomsiminwow2618
      @allfandomsiminwow2618 7 лет назад +3

      .nope. ;-; *emotions*

    • @meg_0210
      @meg_0210 7 лет назад +3

      I CANT BELIEVE I SAW THESE BEAUTIFUL BOYS IM

    • @Ellie_xo
      @Ellie_xo 7 лет назад +1

      Hahahahahajauahahahahaha
      I live in Australia 😂

    • @maxclfld4606
      @maxclfld4606 7 лет назад +1

      I live in France :) :) :) :) :) HøW to hang

  • @courtneycuellar3536
    @courtneycuellar3536 7 лет назад +814

    dallon is extremely long

  • @giantisopod1004
    @giantisopod1004 3 месяца назад +4

    nearly seven years later and this is still an absolutely bonkers crazy insane song to release dallon never stop

  • @robbiebrewer9515
    @robbiebrewer9515 6 лет назад +213

    Dallon looks beautiful and Ryan's hair looks like a Baja Blast Mountain Dew

  • @tae_taeee
    @tae_taeee 7 лет назад +243

    I DONT NEED TO HAVE ONLY 3 MINUTES AND 26 SECONDS TO LIVE TO WANT TO WATCH THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 7 лет назад +4

      Taelor L YOU'D MISS ONE SECOND

    • @tae_taeee
      @tae_taeee 7 лет назад +4

      HECK I MESSED UP GOTTA FIX IT

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 7 лет назад

      Taelor L good

  • @schmores1411
    @schmores1411 7 лет назад +67

    Person : hello, legs?
    Dallon : legs broke
    Person : understandable, have a great day.

  • @lukesomething4890
    @lukesomething4890 4 года назад +8

    don’t mind me, just coming back here after razzmatazz was released bc i’m so proud of how far they’ve come ❤️

  • @teayonzaga5508
    @teayonzaga5508 7 лет назад +356

    At least Dallon has a Ryan

  • @vampshadz1807
    @vampshadz1807 6 лет назад +106

    ryan’s hair flips tho omg

  • @sophia8565
    @sophia8565 7 лет назад +431

    THE LEG THING THE LEG THING

    • @idkhbtfm
      @idkhbtfm 7 лет назад +39

      The Milk in Ryan's Ass FIRSTLY YOUR USERNAME SECONDLY SAME SAME SAME

    • @amyelizabeth9993
      @amyelizabeth9993 7 лет назад +7

      The Milk in Ryan's Ass same! Same SAME

    • @alexis5019
      @alexis5019 7 лет назад +9

      The Milk in Ryan's Ass I'm sorry for you and your terrible experiences

    • @alexis5019
      @alexis5019 7 лет назад +1

      Also SAME

    • @anastasiahan8461
      @anastasiahan8461 7 лет назад +1

      SAME
      I screamed the same thing during the entire video HAHAHA

  • @inkusdinkus
    @inkusdinkus 3 года назад +10

    Every friend group has a fabulous music man, dead faced drummer, piano grandma, and a demon who stands in the background

  • @audreymorrison9995
    @audreymorrison9995 7 лет назад +299

    That's the tallest microphone I've ever seen

    • @abi-kw1cu
      @abi-kw1cu 6 лет назад +26

      Audrey Morrison
      Well, he has the longest legs I’ve ever seen

    • @shannon2444
      @shannon2444 6 лет назад +22

      "dallon you're a f-ing giraffe"

    • @finnwolfhardschair7417
      @finnwolfhardschair7417 6 лет назад +14

      #giraffedadproblems

    • @3l3ctricjunk
      @3l3ctricjunk 6 лет назад +1

      I THOUGHT YOU MEANT DALLON WAS THE MIC AT FIRST SJSJSJ WHOOPS

    • @weirdwars8981
      @weirdwars8981 6 лет назад +1

      It’s the one and only “thanks Pete” mic everyone!