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  • @FilmsGio
    @FilmsGio  5 лет назад +2862

    Like this video to grow a third eye!

    • @carter9942
      @carter9942 5 лет назад +36

      PsshshhI have 3 eyes already

    • @strawberryxmilk3067
      @strawberryxmilk3067 5 лет назад +4

      Hi Gio

    • @pudgiepoggies4547
      @pudgiepoggies4547 5 лет назад +6

      I have 3 eyes now

    • @RandomMink
      @RandomMink 5 лет назад +4

      Ok boomer

    • @liltofree9301
      @liltofree9301 5 лет назад +30

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  • @Kirinko.
    @Kirinko. 5 лет назад +1644

    ‘no it’s red’
    *Fact: It’s made out of rubies*

  • @MindLayer
    @MindLayer 5 лет назад +569

    "do not look at this chicken" I immediately turned my head away, so no, I did not lose

  • @ericmorris6068
    @ericmorris6068 4 года назад +88

    I was literally dying when gio said “Baby loves Sherk”

  • @dfenser
    @dfenser 4 года назад +22

    I was watching this then accidentally put on “The Best Day Ever” and I paused it and unpaused the video and I heard, “Mr. Burger came up and smiled at mee...” and I cant stop laughing 😂🤣

  • @3starsburningbright
    @3starsburningbright 4 года назад +70

    **sings** AND THEN I SAW HER FACE...
    *I'M A RETRIEVER!*

    • @timwindu3789
      @timwindu3789 4 года назад +2

      @ItzTimz_ sorry g, it's by the Monkees not smash mouth

    • @WeenDiggins
      @WeenDiggins 4 года назад

      ItzTimz_ WHY DID THIS MAKE ME LAUGH ITS A MONEY 🔫🥵😂☹️🧟‍♀️☹️😐🎅🏻💔😕💔☹️🥵😭😟😰🧔🏻👁👁👁😟🥵🥵🧔🏻🥵🧔🏻😍🧔🏽🧔🏽🧟‍♀️🧞‍♂️🧞‍♂️🧟‍♀️🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏼🎅🏻🎅🏼🤠🤠🤪🤪🤪😔🚼🚼😔☹️

    • @thediamondkittygamingmore6614
      @thediamondkittygamingmore6614 3 года назад +2

      There was uh
      No need for that emoji level

    • @Azubi_Meatball4349
      @Azubi_Meatball4349 3 года назад +1

      @@WeenDiggins you know when people leave caps lock on? Yeah, you left emoji lock on my guy

  • @marshidden4352
    @marshidden4352 5 лет назад +574

    “Yo who gave my son an onion?”
    *Music intensifies.*

  • @jorel.
    @jorel. 5 лет назад +250

    Imagine going to heaven and God just laughing at you
    *comedy heaven*

    • @chocoholicbeverage
      @chocoholicbeverage 5 лет назад +3

      r/TechnicallyTheTruth

    • @hxxwk
      @hxxwk 5 лет назад +2

      @@hid5452 fgowvdisbwizgsiavwidisbwiwvdqodidbdjwvfiwdie greetingshidid

    • @hxxwk
      @hxxwk 5 лет назад +2

      @@hid5452 date is LolI ce I'm co I d fl ox fl fl oz. Fl in dont OEM osmo okstop organic sombrero beckfoot function cringeroid fv

    • @raikiri4424
      @raikiri4424 5 лет назад +2

      Haha, If you didnt get the joke its because hes in heaven and when god is laughing at him in heaven its comedy!

    • @okboomer7230
      @okboomer7230 5 лет назад

      @@hxxwk Lmao the kid is 8 leave him/her alone (joke)

  • @Qwnntm
    @Qwnntm 5 лет назад +14

    2:08 Everyone in a 15 mile radius around Mr Burger: I am speed

  • @reo000
    @reo000 4 года назад +207

    Toy Story 3 Review:
    *Kid*
    ⭐️ (1 Star)
    “Hi”

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 лет назад +418

    Gio's laugh sounds like he just got punched in the ribs and is trying to laugh it off

  • @oonaverse
    @oonaverse 5 лет назад +1279

    Priorities:
    1. *b u z z l I g h t y e a r c o l l e c t I o n*
    2. Dogs and cats
    3. Pizza rolls
    5. Breadsticck
    6.Minecraft
    7. Snowmobiling
    8. Frogs
    9. Food
    10. Water
    I stand by my decision to have pizza rolls and food separate. Pizza rolls have their own classification because of their superiority
    The number four is not a priority therefore not included

    • @asedreamer
      @asedreamer 5 лет назад +5

      「opal arts」 *Frog

    • @doubleslashkarma
      @doubleslashkarma 5 лет назад +11

      I'm glad we have our priorities in order.

    • @Frvnt888
      @Frvnt888 5 лет назад +3

      One of those things is not like the other.

    • @davidmccarthy100
      @davidmccarthy100 5 лет назад +5

      *corn dog*

    • @tommylynch7887
      @tommylynch7887 5 лет назад +14

      I love how pizza rolls is set apart from food

  • @marshahammack4503
    @marshahammack4503 5 лет назад +167

    I think the bread stapled to trees is coming on Christmas

    • @JhonFeliciano
      @JhonFeliciano 5 лет назад +5

      he said he can't do it because it's just bread stapled to trees

    • @scatterbrain8764
      @scatterbrain8764 5 лет назад +2

      Bread stapled to Christmas trees.

    • @samatkins787
      @samatkins787 4 года назад +1

      WoT stic of berad on trE

    • @harryithink
      @harryithink 4 года назад

      It never came

  • @gariemarquez3548
    @gariemarquez3548 4 года назад +37

    5:34 I cracked up while watching this😂🤣

    • @ineedsleep1682
      @ineedsleep1682 4 года назад +3

      My RUclips page actually crashed while I was copy pasting a bunch of e’s into a reply for this comment.

    • @sheppee5608
      @sheppee5608 4 года назад

      Skskskskskskskskskskskskksskkskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskskksksksksksks

    • @alext8294
      @alext8294 4 года назад +1

      Brradsticck

    • @lemondemondriving8518
      @lemondemondriving8518 4 года назад +1

      Thats me when i see burito

    • @the.192
      @the.192 3 года назад

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @perception8496
    @perception8496 4 года назад +10

    the "*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*" And "Bead stick" had me DYIN BRUH

  • @dunky5067
    @dunky5067 5 лет назад +96

    I was eating macaroni, and I thought gio was haunting me.

    • @isabelladgriff
      @isabelladgriff 5 лет назад

      O5-3 Very wise.

    • @dunky5067
      @dunky5067 4 года назад +1

      DaytonaGachaTuber cAγENNE is the Z not enough to explain I’m just joking?

    • @dunky5067
      @dunky5067 4 года назад +1

      @DaytonaGachaTuber cAγENNE I'm not saying I'm the real remainings also I didn't say remainings had a z in his username

    • @dunky5067
      @dunky5067 4 года назад +1

      @DaytonaGachaTuber cAγENNE Also this is why i have a Z in my name: web.roblox.com/users/61433163/profile

    • @megaquacko5645
      @megaquacko5645 4 года назад

      Srsly? Roblox? Get robux first

  • @gold_5600
    @gold_5600 5 лет назад +184

    “Baby loves Sherk.”
    “Sherk”
    “S h e r k”
    *confused Scottish screaming*

  • @Uzedrname
    @Uzedrname 4 года назад +6

    0:20
    my bad version of the joke
    "Welcome to the stop taking things literally course"
    The paper that says "things literally" on it: "finally"

  • @think_of_a_storyboard3635
    @think_of_a_storyboard3635 5 лет назад +7

    6:14 I want this specific clip of him saying bread stick in this secific way to be *the* meme of 2020

  • @coolkidaroundtheblock
    @coolkidaroundtheblock 4 года назад +377

    Roleplay:
    You are the person reading this comment
    That’s all

  • @goommooster7572
    @goommooster7572 4 года назад +61

    “Please take a seat.”
    “Sure thing!” **takes seat**
    _To be continued_

  • @kippywan3215
    @kippywan3215 4 года назад +151

    Do you actually have a switch? I can make some “mean” banana bread

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 4 года назад +6

      Yeah I do but can you do Velveeta cheese with pepper flakes on rice bread with crunchy taco shells as the crust with the banana peel to top it off, tnxs

    • @benihana_7919
      @benihana_7919 4 года назад +1

      your banana bread insult

    • @jamestsocanos331
      @jamestsocanos331 4 года назад +1

      Did you know rock?

    • @marsbarr4144
      @marsbarr4144 4 года назад +4

      Can we have nice ones instead

    • @jamestsocanos331
      @jamestsocanos331 4 года назад +1

      Luna Stargaze me to eat one

  • @tree9429
    @tree9429 5 лет назад +39

    I will also be the water that messes the plugs connecting to your fridge.

    • @ethanstrock8007
      @ethanstrock8007 5 лет назад +2

      Why are you sold out?

    • @ethanstrock8007
      @ethanstrock8007 5 лет назад +1

      Why are you sold out

    • @karateparty100
      @karateparty100 5 лет назад +2

      Nugget, why are you sold out at KFC?

    • @jinx7641
      @jinx7641 5 лет назад +2

      Holy sh-
      *Kindergarten intensifies*

    • @tree9429
      @tree9429 5 лет назад +1

      @@thecommentato4 Nugget is terrified

  • @vanntaablackk8043
    @vanntaablackk8043 4 года назад +4

    4:30 i like the way he said “i have a cookie”

  • @saff.k
    @saff.k 4 года назад +5

    1:50 Okay but the snapple peach tea diet tastes so good especially when it's cold.

  • @FBI-real
    @FBI-real 5 лет назад +62

    1:38
    I would not be surprised if they accidentally wore an ahegao hoodie.

    • @timothyross8834
      @timothyross8834 5 лет назад

      Isn't that what it is

    • @brielle7226
      @brielle7226 5 лет назад +3

      @@timothyross8834 That's not hentai.

    • @timothyross8834
      @timothyross8834 5 лет назад

      Hmm?

    • @jinx7641
      @jinx7641 5 лет назад +2

      For some reason, at our school, you get Lunch Detention for cussing, but when you wear an ahegao hoodie, you're perfectly fine.

    • @tedreal2748
      @tedreal2748 5 лет назад +7

      Its zero two right?

  • @KamMads
    @KamMads 5 лет назад +5

    Sometimes I sit in class and hear Gios laugh and it makes me want to laugh.

  • @soviet-seagull601
    @soviet-seagull601 5 лет назад +67

    Hey lol I just see “uploaded 5 minutes ago” and I’m like Yesss

  • @arctic2650
    @arctic2650 5 лет назад +13

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TOO BIG DOG”

  • @ChipsAn_Dips
    @ChipsAn_Dips 4 года назад +39

    Guy: Hello kid!
    Kid: Hello!
    Guy: what do you like?
    Kid: I like scho-
    Guy: *so anyway I started blasting*

    • @ChipsAn_Dips
      @ChipsAn_Dips 4 года назад

      @@sk8terzane818 The fuck r u talking about?

    • @no-one-1
      @no-one-1 4 года назад

      @Gamer Boy wow they deleted their own comment

    • @vxexplodingredbear6833
      @vxexplodingredbear6833 4 года назад

      @@ChipsAn_Dips What did he say?

    • @egg-vd7ym
      @egg-vd7ym 4 года назад

      @@ChipsAn_Dips yeah what he say plz tell me brotha

    • @lemondemondriving8518
      @lemondemondriving8518 4 года назад

      @@ChipsAn_Dips djjdjdjdjxjxgxvxmdidgxndkjshdnxksjdhdhdbndmdlslxbvxgsywjbxnxms

  • @Bobb-y1v
    @Bobb-y1v 5 лет назад +11

    5:35
    Giofilms: eeeeeeeeee-
    Add: hI i'M ReAlItY

  • @howbottomtext3328
    @howbottomtext3328 4 года назад +5

    1:12
    Edward Elric: I'll take both

  • @gosubtoitzscythe1589
    @gosubtoitzscythe1589 5 лет назад +17

    Oh boi another comedy heaven let’s see how this goes

  • @tysonnm5034
    @tysonnm5034 3 года назад +2

    7:58 this was my brother but the babysitters could not find him for hours, that was why we had a new baby sitter every time.

  • @impulze6886
    @impulze6886 5 лет назад +5

    Always Remember “IT Here” 😂

  • @elvisdog_3988
    @elvisdog_3988 4 года назад +54

    Man: My Name Is Not Guilty.
    Judge: So Your Not Guilty?
    Man: *Walks Out Of Court*
    *I T S B I G B R A I N T I M E*

  • @ycxo
    @ycxo 3 года назад +4

    1:58 my art teacher has this poster on the wall beside the door

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 года назад +11

    No one:
    Captions at the start: *oh*

  • @XSomnium
    @XSomnium 4 года назад +2

    I’ve been laughing a 7:30 for the past 8 minutes and I don’t think i’ll be stopping anytime soon 😂😂😂😂

  • @chance3485
    @chance3485 4 года назад +2

    Callers: “HELP IM IN A BURNING BUILDING”
    Fire department: *breadstick*

  • @ab_4_
    @ab_4_ 5 лет назад +5

    These 'not guilty' memes will take over the world one day

  • @bigbossarchie
    @bigbossarchie 4 года назад +7

    1:42 my man mr Johnson in his darling in the fran hoodie

  • @coleplays2317
    @coleplays2317 5 лет назад +383

    This is a comment that...
    Makes you immune to all like to undo comments! Enjoy!

  • @Happysoul44
    @Happysoul44 4 года назад

    The snowmobiling one is accurate. I live in snowy northern Michigan. I think most people here would chose to lose a leg. LOL

  • @deepfryerhouse6885
    @deepfryerhouse6885 3 года назад

    This is one series that consistently makes me laugh

  • @spamz115
    @spamz115 5 лет назад +4

    3:39 " ok Boomer" I love gio

  • @InkyBlueberry
    @InkyBlueberry 5 лет назад +4

    This video was so funny even my attic laughed!

  • @vAqeii
    @vAqeii 5 лет назад +13

    You're the ice to my cube

  • @bigalphamale3010
    @bigalphamale3010 4 года назад

    ‘That’s just a god with a wide filter’
    I never thought I’d do this gio but.... WOOOOOOOOSH

  • @Grady1285
    @Grady1285 4 года назад +2

    0:54 it IS amazing- a weaponized banana! :)

  • @Alextheprobablynothuman
    @Alextheprobablynothuman 4 года назад +4

    I memorized the frame data so I could time my blinking imput in order to avoid losing the chicken game.

  • @ZirconiumPantsTeardown
    @ZirconiumPantsTeardown 5 лет назад +19

    How do I but a child
    Walmart
    Me: I thought he would say McDonald’s

  • @Rjcky22
    @Rjcky22 4 года назад +7

    7:45 who else looked away from their screen straight away

  • @daylehanson6441
    @daylehanson6441 3 года назад

    “Your the ice cube I’m about to kid under the fridge” 😂

  • @rampagepuppy1286
    @rampagepuppy1286 4 года назад +5

    4:15 this is the same joke on r/comedycemetery

  • @jorel.
    @jorel. 5 лет назад +5

    5:54
    Kermit sounds constipated 😶

    • @00haans
      @00haans 5 лет назад

      hi

    • @00haans
      @00haans 5 лет назад

      pretty early

    • @00haans
      @00haans 5 лет назад

      How many times can I comment on this

    • @00haans
      @00haans 5 лет назад

      I’ll see

    • @00haans
      @00haans 5 лет назад

      shrek

  • @BerriBoi150
    @BerriBoi150 4 года назад +4

    Fahrenheit joke:
    Me: *looks at battery %age*
    "32??? It's freezing!!!!!!!"

  • @ttswire6671
    @ttswire6671 4 года назад +3

    0:45 *”nNnoOOOOOOooOH”*

  • @thatscomedic677
    @thatscomedic677 3 года назад +2

    1:45 I want that zero two sweatshirt

  • @nexus8720
    @nexus8720 4 года назад +4

    Whenever my teacher says sit down when I’m talking to someone else away from my seat I grab my seat and walk

  • @anormalandregularhumanbean9204
    @anormalandregularhumanbean9204 4 года назад +11

    Judge: what is your name
    Me:innocent
    Judge: so you're innocent
    Me: nope, i killed a dog. I am not innocent
    Judge: ok.......

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 4 года назад +3

      Or
      Judge: What is your name
      Me: Innocent
      Judge: So you're innocent
      Me: ...
      Judge: ...
      Me: Nah I still killed the dog

    • @pizzacruzt
      @pizzacruzt 4 года назад

      You're* You're*

    • @pizzacruzt
      @pizzacruzt 4 года назад

      I*

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 4 года назад

      @@pizzacruzt auto correct

    • @its_saber1525
      @its_saber1525 4 года назад

      @@pizzacruzt its also your
      It's not what is YOU ARE NAME idiot

  • @gamingcookiereal
    @gamingcookiereal 5 лет назад +14

    4:04 this format is part of the r/comedycemetery starter pack

    • @emmittfisher2271
      @emmittfisher2271 5 лет назад +1

      Finnally I found someone who also found it out

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 4 года назад +3

    Bro i started watching this last decade wtf

  • @ImPrettySureImCool
    @ImPrettySureImCool 5 лет назад +2

    1:25 No! She meant
    How many names do you want?
    Girl: *YES*

  • @sherry1597
    @sherry1597 4 года назад +1

    Roleplay: you're Gio's neighbor and you randomly hear "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" coming from his house.

  • @kyleho4551
    @kyleho4551 5 лет назад +3

    1:38 IS THAT ZERO TWO OOO IM COMING

  • @gunnerr8476
    @gunnerr8476 4 года назад +4

    6:41
    That's actually a song called "I'm a Believer".

    • @tekeethebird3061
      @tekeethebird3061 4 года назад

      R/woosh

    • @gunnerr8476
      @gunnerr8476 4 года назад

      @@tekeethebird3061
      I'm just stating it's a song, dumbass. I understand it's a joke.

    • @DylanRMovies
      @DylanRMovies 4 года назад +1

      Also, the song is by the Monkees not Smash Mouth xD

  • @colton9386
    @colton9386 4 года назад +5

    1:46this is one of those dudes who comes home and is like -Looks over at ren body-pillow- “I guess Karen left again welp it’s only you and me Ren”

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 4 года назад +1

      E m i we don’t judge here

    • @colton9386
      @colton9386 4 года назад

      @@sk8terzane818 nah its me too- im just saying i have tons of anime figs

    • @sk8terzane818
      @sk8terzane818 4 года назад

      Emi Okoto ok

    • @colton9386
      @colton9386 3 года назад

      @Baby chiken old comment, also yes. I was referring to a meme video.

  • @timis2926
    @timis2926 5 лет назад +2

    the thumbnail should be a VR experience

  • @whyamihere694
    @whyamihere694 Год назад +1

    5:53 "sosig, from sawa, a hundred yees old." XDXD

  • @glogy5818
    @glogy5818 4 года назад +4

    2:17 he posted that the day I was born

  • @thechonkywuf651
    @thechonkywuf651 5 лет назад +13

    Fun fact: Chompky is off the chonk scale.

  • @pp-ni2wh
    @pp-ni2wh 5 лет назад +24

    There’s four dislikes. Those 4 people haven’t even watched the whole video lmao

    • @eddy.h3872
      @eddy.h3872 5 лет назад +4

      But what if they accidental kiss?

    • @Quintratix
      @Quintratix 5 лет назад

      @@eddy.h3872 wof aciebental kis

    • @pp-ni2wh
      @pp-ni2wh 5 лет назад

      eddy.H lmao

  • @bakedbeanzyum3277
    @bakedbeanzyum3277 5 лет назад +1

    the thumbnail passed the vibe check

  • @giornogiovanna2299
    @giornogiovanna2299 4 года назад +1

    1:46 I LOVE HIS SHIRT SO MUCH ZEROTWOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @5taj378
    @5taj378 5 лет назад +7

    No one;
    Peoples donation names: HSHDHEHHdddAaaaaahdheh

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 5 лет назад +14

    No views, 5 comments, 7 likes
    Todd Howard: It just works!

    • @MrToast_
      @MrToast_ 5 лет назад

      Declan Handley-Byrne it just “works”

  • @DarkBlockz
    @DarkBlockz 5 лет назад +11

    Sign: do not feed Volvo
    Volvo: feed me need food!!
    Gio: but he’s so cute!

  • @THEL0VETHIEVES
    @THEL0VETHIEVES 4 года назад +2

    6:25
    Freddie Mercury: *_its free real estate_*

  • @xPrynn
    @xPrynn 4 года назад +1

    1:38 WTH HE'S A TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL. I'm dying.

    • @Rose-hn6sc
      @Rose-hn6sc 4 года назад +1

      OMG IT IS

    • @bigd.5315
      @bigd.5315 4 года назад

      Tell him you saw him wearing a 02 jumper

  • @Pixelacatt
    @Pixelacatt 3 года назад +3

    6:20 *I'll take your entire stock*

  • @daniel.37
    @daniel.37 5 лет назад +5

    1:38 THIS IS MY SCHOOL
    THIS IS MY SCHOOL
    I REPEAT
    THIS MAN WILL TEACH ME
    my future is in the hands of this man
    send help

    • @panzeroige
      @panzeroige 5 лет назад +1

      Wear an ahegao hoodie to show your allegiance and assert dominance over the man-

    • @daniel.37
      @daniel.37 5 лет назад

      @@panzeroige why yes why didnt I think of this

    • @daniel.37
      @daniel.37 5 лет назад

      @@panzeroige Spirit week was wild at my school

    • @SilvWith5Vs
      @SilvWith5Vs 4 года назад

      Eróige *”Ahegao”*
      That’s Zero Two, no ahegaos as I saw

  • @Cherryyingg.reddelicious
    @Cherryyingg.reddelicious 5 лет назад +29

    Is it weird I watched this as soon 8 seconds it was out

  • @jessicalandrum9002
    @jessicalandrum9002 4 года назад +1

    7:48
    *when you really close your eyes so you have to go back to see it*

  • @hiraeth_neevous
    @hiraeth_neevous 4 года назад

    3:02 I keep tormenting one of my friends with this image saying either "I want to feed it" or "I fed it"

  • @kittells1387
    @kittells1387 5 лет назад +41

    The most liked RUclips comment
    *_gaming_*

    • @arandomteto
      @arandomteto 4 года назад +4

      There was an attempt

    • @DeadGhost307
      @DeadGhost307 4 года назад

      @@arandomteto r/idonthavereddit

    • @lemondemondriving8518
      @lemondemondriving8518 4 года назад

      @@DeadGhost307 r/same

    • @irminalasimin2385
      @irminalasimin2385 3 года назад

      @@DeadGhost307 r/relatable

    • @ata343
      @ata343 3 года назад +1

      @@arandomteto r/epicwholesome100keanureveesfortnitebad69roastinglord

  • @montalt10
    @montalt10 5 лет назад +26

    Don’t worry, I have a potato who’s name is “I believe in this crap”

    • @karolis5376
      @karolis5376 5 лет назад +1

      I walk i believe in this crap every day

  • @billnyetherussianspy4388
    @billnyetherussianspy4388 5 лет назад +4

    0:11
    look at the date,
    my birthday is the 3rd of May.

  • @plushtank4280
    @plushtank4280 5 лет назад +1

    Crocs are the perfect reptile to get rid a body and the best sandals to where in the summers.

  • @bigd.5315
    @bigd.5315 4 года назад +1

    1:45 ey is that zero two

  • @itsalez1435
    @itsalez1435 4 года назад +4

    4:52 I actually live in league city

  • @InterwebGoober
    @InterwebGoober 4 года назад +4

    5:08
    ok *boomer*

  • @kaedetron7770
    @kaedetron7770 4 года назад +5

    6:41 I know Smash Mouth made a version of the song I am a Believer but they didn't write the lyrics show some respect to the Monkeys

    • @Bonimeredith1
      @Bonimeredith1 4 года назад

      Just out of respect, it's spelled "The Monkees".

  • @theyeetshiba893
    @theyeetshiba893 4 года назад +1

    6:52 nah I’m just savin my leftovers

  • @itsdad0c
    @itsdad0c 5 лет назад +1

    4:48
    There is a better trilogy.
    -Blind myself with a lamp for no reason
    -Blind myself with a lamp for no reason 2
    -Blind myself with a lamp for no reason 3

  • @ongod1714
    @ongod1714 4 года назад +4

    3:56
    Of course you *had* to put UnlistedLeaf here.
    *you didn’t put in the 100,000,000 times he pronounced Pokémon names wrong*

  • @mult1versal
    @mult1versal 5 лет назад +39

    Sometimes I feel like Gio misses the joke. And he just does that to annoy me.

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 4 года назад +1

      Sometimes I feel like Reddit would be much improved if the pathetic joke attempts and wooooshing would just cancel each other out.

  • @kingcorgi7509
    @kingcorgi7509 5 лет назад +13

    Bredssssttic
    - the owner 2019

  • @winglesswolf9867
    @winglesswolf9867 4 года назад +1

    One time we were seeing where they build spaceships for nasa but we saw a crocodile and the tour guide said, “And to your left is a crocodile” And everyone payed attention to it and didn’t pay attention to NASA

  • @johnlikesmusic4206
    @johnlikesmusic4206 4 года назад

    1:44 indeed that is a nice jumper mr Johnston