r/comedyheaven Best Posts #11

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @txboy2276
    @txboy2276 4 года назад +1363

    Comedy: dies
    Comedy heaven: now this looks like a job for me.

    • @jokesterplays9374
      @jokesterplays9374 4 года назад +17

      This should be the most liked comment

    • @user-xk8rb7nn8p
      @user-xk8rb7nn8p 4 года назад +27

      comedy cemetery: am i a joke to you?

    • @txboy2276
      @txboy2276 4 года назад +3

      jokesterplays it should but instead it’s fricking *pigeons*

    • @txboy2276
      @txboy2276 4 года назад +3

      Thanos comedy cemetery is just hell for jokes

    • @pankoako1028
      @pankoako1028 4 года назад +2

      r/comedyheaven

  • @faze_fortnitefreak
    @faze_fortnitefreak 4 года назад +703

    "Raccoons and cats can be friends, but they can also be enemies."
    - Albert Einstein

    • @LastKnight1206
      @LastKnight1206 4 года назад +25

      He DiDnT sAy ThAt

    • @Ky8_
      @Ky8_ 4 года назад +1

      Walt Allen r/woosh

    • @someoneo547
      @someoneo547 4 года назад +23

      @@Ky8_ r/wooosh

    • @tinto1795
      @tinto1795 4 года назад +24

      Bruh the whoosher got whooshed

    • @alixthegod7398
      @alixthegod7398 4 года назад +11

      @@LastKnight1206 DaTs ThE JoK r/wOsH

  • @flooffys
    @flooffys 4 года назад +291

    I get insulted: Don't care
    A girl gets insulted: I still don't care
    And to you, Squidward. *F U N N Y*

  • @mohammed-kl9hx
    @mohammed-kl9hx 4 года назад +81

    "Girl gets insulted"
    "It's beat down time."
    what a simp.

  • @ErrorNumber404
    @ErrorNumber404 4 года назад +162

    I work as a yoga teacher, juggle, and my name’s Brian Brian. Guess I’ll die.

    • @vari1535
      @vari1535 4 года назад +5

      @Qasem Mahmoud what the hay is this video

    • @ErrorNumber404
      @ErrorNumber404 4 года назад +7

      Felipe The Great I’ve been exposed

    • @wooperthebestt
      @wooperthebestt 4 года назад +9

      Blue cheese has mold in it

    • @but-1212
      @but-1212 4 года назад +1

      Variety of Everything
      Perfection

    • @Feezee223
      @Feezee223 4 года назад +2

      I read “yoda teacher” at first lmao 🤣

  • @tseye2478
    @tseye2478 4 года назад +451

    Books of fact:
    No one gives a crap if you’re early

  • @dakshaypatel4260
    @dakshaypatel4260 4 года назад +86

    Comedy: *dies*
    R/comedycemetary and r/comedyheaven: we are going to war

  • @mahajna.gz1
    @mahajna.gz1 4 года назад +130

    “A raccoon and cat can be friends, but they can also be enemies”
    ~ Sir Isaac Newton, 1874

  • @swagmaster47625
    @swagmaster47625 4 года назад +37

    She turns herself into a potato... and calls herself Potato Boss! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

    • @yagomizuma2275
      @yagomizuma2275 4 года назад

      exactly

    • @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE
      @EEXPERIENDESCOOLEDICE 4 года назад

      yago mizuma do you get the meme

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад

      So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I AM A POTATO
      *clap* *clap* *clap* oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing so we have that

    • @egbertdezee702
      @egbertdezee702 4 года назад

      @@ahmed4363 portal 2 reference

    • @wooperthebestt
      @wooperthebestt 4 года назад

      Blue cheese has mold in it

  • @jemelrivano
    @jemelrivano 4 года назад +7

    I gotta say that boop fishes are the cutest things ever

  • @SteveTheRapper2008
    @SteveTheRapper2008 4 года назад +139

    Apparently I’m now currently the world’s fastest boat with a water speed record of an eye-watering 317.6 MPH.

  • @user-bc5ku7xx6s
    @user-bc5ku7xx6s 4 года назад +96

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    That one guy: fIrSt

    • @thetoucasaurs3078
      @thetoucasaurs3078 4 года назад +4

      No, those 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 other people who say FIRST!
      I did this on mobile so my hands need a 2 minute- I mean 1.37 minutes

    • @wooperthebestt
      @wooperthebestt 4 года назад +1

      That’s technically what your doing right now

    • @Ava-iy1pv
      @Ava-iy1pv 4 года назад +1

      I see so many people that say that but it's like "why say that when it's probably not true?" Everyone hates you for saying "fIrSt"

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад

      First

    • @kyeneoffearth
      @kyeneoffearth 4 года назад +1

      NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
      NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
      NEVER GONNA REE AROUND AND
      UPSET YOU
      the last thing first commenters hear before death.

  • @edgelord8337
    @edgelord8337 4 года назад +63

    Comedy exists
    Comedy heaven: *it's about time I introduced myself*
    Someone reading this: this is overused and unfunny *r/comedyheaven*

    • @user-wl5nb4dh5t
      @user-wl5nb4dh5t 4 года назад

      R/not funny

    • @user-wl5nb4dh5t
      @user-wl5nb4dh5t 4 года назад

      Bitch

    • @Earth2nate
      @Earth2nate 4 года назад +2

      @@user-wl5nb4dh5t bruh why are you using the odd1sout's profile pic

    • @elisebailey6742
      @elisebailey6742 4 года назад

      Nice picture

    • @mmm-ei3yi
      @mmm-ei3yi 4 года назад +2

      Squidward
      R/notfunny R/wooosh
      And don’t use RUclipsr’s profile pictures if your gonna be rude

  • @oliviaharshman1117
    @oliviaharshman1117 3 года назад +7

    To this day, Cathie is still complaining about how blue cheese has mold in it.
    Miss ya Gio.

    • @yanik5480
      @yanik5480 Год назад

      _Gio season 2 is dropping :D_

  • @silly_tomz
    @silly_tomz 4 года назад +19

    6:22
    gio : best answear
    ad : *comes*
    me : n o y o u r w r o n g

  • @burastics
    @burastics 4 года назад +159

    My mom is afraid of pigœns

  • @Cubingwizard
    @Cubingwizard 4 года назад +14

    When you live alone and the toilet seat is warm:

  • @depaulchem
    @depaulchem 4 года назад +3

    4:02 just made me laugh so hard that my pets are starting to look at me very concerned

  • @Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon
    @Ucmilyaryediyuzellimilyon 4 года назад +33

    Me : **sees the potato boss one**
    Also me : *W H E E Z E*

  • @brooke3323
    @brooke3323 4 года назад +10

    gio: aw how cute, they love eachother.
    *slight laugh, meaning the he shall forever be single and is eternally crying*

  • @canopyleaf9152
    @canopyleaf9152 4 года назад +7

    “Car go space?”
    “No, car go _vroom vroom_ “

    • @joftv432
      @joftv432 3 года назад

      Ŕ/wòòòßh

  • @battery6512
    @battery6512 4 года назад +15

    A raccoon and a cat can be friends, but they can also be enemies
    NO WAY

    • @Sionelolo685
      @Sionelolo685 4 года назад

      Reminds of a famous Einstein quote "Every 60 seconds in Africa l, a minute passes"

  • @Skittenmeow
    @Skittenmeow 4 года назад +5

    Raccoons can have a little salami, and that's when cats become their enemies

  • @rosepuppy1984
    @rosepuppy1984 4 года назад +2

    “Cargo space? No no no. Car no do that. Car no fly.”
    “Me Grimlock want to munch metal.”

  • @Very_Grumpy_Cat
    @Very_Grumpy_Cat 4 года назад +11

    7:36 and then she turned herself into a potato
    Funniest thing I ever seen

  • @stevenpeay923
    @stevenpeay923 4 года назад +8

    2:00 I'm the fastest boat? Good to know.

  • @kingoliver5663
    @kingoliver5663 4 года назад +3

    I was dying of laughter at the potato one 😂😂😂

  • @HoldmyApplejuice
    @HoldmyApplejuice 4 года назад +3

    5:34 MY BOY SONIC MADE IT ONTO HERE!

  • @theredstoneminer7488
    @theredstoneminer7488 4 года назад +3

    “She’s a potato why is this so funny”
    Me: welcome to my world

  • @NicoleTyrneyMoore
    @NicoleTyrneyMoore 4 года назад +1

    Hey Gio.
    I love all your videos and love the subreddits you do. Also I personally would love it if you did more r/murderedbywords.
    I love what you add at the end of the pictures, and the voices you do. Also maybe you can do more r/entitledparents.
    I hope you read this and make more of these videos. I love these videos, make more.
    You always make me laugh, keep up the good work.
    G’day
    By the way I will NEVER forget what you did when you say Tim Allen

  • @notpukicho2950
    @notpukicho2950 4 года назад +7

    7:29
    So let me tell you this story about the meeting yesterday. My boss was having a normal time on the Microsoft teams meeting, when I suggested she flip the camera. My boss was hesitant at first, but when she tries to flip the camera, she sees she's now a potato. I kid you not, my boss turned herself into a potato and called herself “Potato Rhonda”. Funniest shit I’ve seen. You should’ve seen it yourself.

  • @elliotts7383
    @elliotts7383 4 года назад +5

    4:19 I actually whispered "nooooooooooooooo" out loud lmfao

    • @lvio_
      @lvio_ 4 года назад

      How do you whisper and say it out loud

    • @elliotts7383
      @elliotts7383 4 года назад

      Koris Plays27 Normally I'd say it in my head.

  • @ErrorNumber404
    @ErrorNumber404 4 года назад +18

    Therapist: Boss potato isn’t real, she can’t hurt you
    Boss potato: 7:38

  • @AssumedTiger
    @AssumedTiger 4 года назад +11

    5:50 I watch sam and cat and this is true she smashed a table with it lol

  • @frazmxtic
    @frazmxtic 4 года назад +3

    5:07
    Computer: OH YEAHHH

  • @sticky_octo5799
    @sticky_octo5799 4 года назад +123

    I’m early what do I say, uh a rat ate a carrot Edit: why are you liking this

  • @spillwaysofyoursoul
    @spillwaysofyoursoul 4 года назад +3

    My dad is named Brian :(
    Me and my family going to that beach
    We walk in, but my dad is stopped
    Dad: Excuse me? Why did I get stopped?
    Worker: What’s your name?
    Dad: Brian..?
    Worker: Sorry you can’t come in.
    Dad: Wait why?
    Me and my Mom: Why is he not allowed in?!
    Worker: It’s the rules.
    Bruh that’s how it would go -_-

  • @bread4570
    @bread4570 4 года назад +2

    Gio: 11 people play foot ball
    Me:THIS IS PART 11# OF COMDEY HEAVEN

  • @ThatPancakeCat
    @ThatPancakeCat 4 года назад +5

    Hi, welcome to Denny's, this is where the sacrifices are held

  • @lalla4407
    @lalla4407 4 года назад

    5:13 "woah woah calm down, yes" my fav part of the video for no reason whatsoever

  • @maybe4635
    @maybe4635 4 года назад +3

    What is wrong with u?
    French people: Oui

  • @Aces4x4
    @Aces4x4 4 года назад +2

    7:07 it’s like a happy meal!

  • @hrm7654
    @hrm7654 4 года назад +9

    It's not a girls high school
    *IT'S OUR HIGH SCHOOL*
    " *Soyuz nerushimyy respublik svobodnykh*
    *Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'.*
    *Da zdravstvuyet sozdannyy voley narodov*
    *Yedinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!*
    *Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,*
    Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!
    *Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya*
    *Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!*
    *Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,*
    *I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril,*
    *Na pravoye delo on podnyal narody,*
    *Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil.*
    *Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,*
    *Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!*
    *Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya*
    *Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!*
    *V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma*
    *My vidim gryadushcheye nashey strany*
    *I Krasnomu znameni slavnoy Otchizny*
    *My budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!*
    *Slav'sya, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoye,*
    *Druzhby narodov nadozhnyy oplot!*
    *Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya*
    *Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedot!* "

    • @sonu21701
      @sonu21701 4 года назад

      Translate this

    • @kuromi_AR12
      @kuromi_AR12 4 года назад

      It's the soviet anthem dumbass

    • @basilsfakejordans
      @basilsfakejordans 4 года назад

      @@sonu21701 bruh you don't know the soviet anthem shameful child

  • @vustogaregeist5766
    @vustogaregeist5766 4 года назад

    I lost it with the "cargo space" hahaha this made my day

  • @gavinshirey
    @gavinshirey 4 года назад +4

    The 1st one is because there is 11 on the field per each team

  • @Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX
    @Xx_Joe2012epicgamersquad_xX 4 года назад +2

    4:16 idk why but when he said that it was so cute

  • @pointless698
    @pointless698 4 года назад +7

    Day 9 of asking GioFilms to say, “You thought it was going to be Gio, but it was me, DIO!

  • @HugoPegler
    @HugoPegler 4 года назад +1

    2:56 Oh snap, it's the Bird Tornado guys

  • @crustypaws
    @crustypaws 4 года назад +17

    Here's a comment saying in early because everyone needs to hear that and I deserve some sort of reward for being early to a RUclips video.

    • @elisebailey6742
      @elisebailey6742 4 года назад

      Do you though?

    • @crustypaws
      @crustypaws 4 года назад

      @@elisebailey6742 yes because it's such a big accomplishment

    • @AssumedTiger
      @AssumedTiger 4 года назад

      @@crustypaws thanks for the choosing beggars post

    • @crustypaws
      @crustypaws 4 года назад +1

      @@AssumedTiger it's a joke tho

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 4 года назад +2

      Wow I’m surprised I’m the only one that got the joke.

  • @stitchghouls
    @stitchghouls 4 года назад +1

    As an American I can confirm there are no electricians

  • @idiotshinji5618
    @idiotshinji5618 4 года назад +3

    5:27 HAJIME HINATA

  • @S3NNENHUND
    @S3NNENHUND 4 года назад

    The one about the boss turning into a potato killed me i cant stop laughing

  • @theguyman256
    @theguyman256 4 года назад +3

    5:38 my boy has a hajime profile pic

  • @auras9406
    @auras9406 4 года назад +2

    3:21 SIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP

  • @williamony7080
    @williamony7080 4 года назад +15

    Has anyone ever wondered where gio gets his intro backgrounds

  • @matthewtodd1
    @matthewtodd1 4 года назад +2

    2:33 lol my mum works at that council and says the sign is fake, but we all know the truth ANDREA!

  • @DRK-hz5ck
    @DRK-hz5ck 4 года назад +14

    Of course I get here 1 minute late, and there’s a sea of comments

    • @DRK-hz5ck
      @DRK-hz5ck 4 года назад

      Qasem Mahmoud Why

  • @11037_dr
    @11037_dr 4 года назад +1

    Gio: I *hate* this.
    *He’s a madlad, this is supposed to be r/TIHI- WAIT! This is actually r/madlads!!*

  • @charleston1716
    @charleston1716 4 года назад +5

    Comments suck like what do I say like poop or something how are y’all so creative

  • @fdsfd101
    @fdsfd101 4 года назад

    Gio: This joke is not funny
    Also Gio: *Proceeds to laugh*

  • @theemeraldfox2036
    @theemeraldfox2036 4 года назад +15

    Can a Giofilms heart this comment? According to google he might and might not.

    • @FNGROW
      @FNGROW 4 года назад

      emeraldwolf1 YT I guess it didn’t work

    • @theemeraldfox2036
      @theemeraldfox2036 4 года назад

      Dang it, google!

  • @unruly_penguin
    @unruly_penguin 4 года назад +1

    I love your vids Giofilms 😁👍

  • @mrpiggy6960
    @mrpiggy6960 4 года назад +3

    Hi gio

  • @najrenchelf2751
    @najrenchelf2751 4 года назад

    Well, now you’ve made me hungry!
    Now I also want some
    thoup & thouthages! 😂

  • @pepsican5744
    @pepsican5744 4 года назад +3

    *realizes that there were a few unfunny things* HOW IS THUS HEAVEN IF IT ISNT PERFECT

  • @igorivanov783
    @igorivanov783 3 года назад

    the thoup and thasages part killed me

  • @w_deruiter21
    @w_deruiter21 4 года назад +4

    When there’s 10 views but 55 likes

    • @vheavysplatling
      @vheavysplatling 4 года назад +2

      Just a normal day on youtube

    • @sarahkirchner6356
      @sarahkirchner6356 4 года назад

      Because some people hit the like button as soon as they start the video but their views aren't shown until they finish the video. So if you come really early to a video you see the likes of people who liked it and are in the process of watching it

  • @Hidden4125
    @Hidden4125 4 года назад

    Gio: This joke's not funny.
    Also Gio: *WHEEZE*

  • @eleme7
    @eleme7 4 года назад +3

    epik, no views 1 comment
    stonks

  • @worldsworstafrican1101
    @worldsworstafrican1101 4 года назад +1

    Boops Boops. We need Gio to change his name to Boops Boops for 2 weeks. It would be a glimmer of hope for this quarantined period.

  • @emeriri_
    @emeriri_ 4 года назад +5

    Hi :)

  • @corndogz911
    @corndogz911 4 года назад

    THE SAM PUCKET ONE LMAO

  • @WisteriaWaves
    @WisteriaWaves 4 года назад +3

    I’m early! Yay! Uhhhhh,
    I abducted 300 rats off of a yogurt field.

  • @tater1676
    @tater1676 4 года назад

    Me: So are you always open?
    Denny’s: *well yes, but actually no*

  • @lisahuff8550
    @lisahuff8550 4 года назад +4

    Hello!! Owo

  • @judah1215
    @judah1215 3 года назад +1

    8:19 Professor Slughorn (at least in the movie) did actually drink Liquid Luck right before the Battle of Hogwarts

  • @harlnharry9797
    @harlnharry9797 4 года назад +6

    so early :)

  • @rosepuppy1984
    @rosepuppy1984 4 года назад

    Random fact: "Steve the Vehicon" (sometimes written as ST3V3) was a running joke among the fandom during the Transformers Prime cartoon. Unlucky generic purple Decepticons are called Steve.

  • @dxrk81
    @dxrk81 4 года назад +4

    EARLY

    • @pigoman6566
      @pigoman6566 4 года назад

      take my time machine too the moment anyone asked

  • @bbrokenronin1939
    @bbrokenronin1939 4 года назад +1

    How's it going, Gio? Thanks for the vid, always makes us laugh.

  • @doubleslashkarma
    @doubleslashkarma 4 года назад

    Gio, as a Southerner, I want to say your southern accent is on point.
    Good job.

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 года назад

    7:45 if the office was in modern day, Dwight would change himself into a potato and get mad at Jim for laughing

  • @shronkler1994
    @shronkler1994 4 года назад

    Great video, Jake!

  • @nicowantscoffee
    @nicowantscoffee 4 года назад +2

    0:56
    my good sir you just said mother
    is there something you have to tell us

  • @Fregley_
    @Fregley_ 4 года назад

    Cathie going around telling everyone that blue cheese has mould in it, unaware that all cheese is made of bacteria and moulf

  • @michelleobama3013
    @michelleobama3013 4 года назад

    2k views in five minutes. Congrats, GioFilms! 🤗

  • @temp1769
    @temp1769 4 года назад

    this is one of the best birthday gifts ever

  • @ah3595
    @ah3595 4 года назад

    If there's a comedy heaven is there a comedy hell and comedy alive

  • @rensmusicandartt
    @rensmusicandartt 4 года назад

    0:48
    “Daaaaaayum gurl, u thicc”

  • @sxtxrus
    @sxtxrus 4 года назад

    I needed this

  • @lynn_studios9327
    @lynn_studios9327 4 года назад

    5:42- Oh Irene, my brother loves that show

  • @peekaboo9230
    @peekaboo9230 4 года назад +2

    *blue cheese has mold in it*

  • @gezi5927
    @gezi5927 4 года назад +1

    This is just how I feel about quarantine

  • @GuyFromSomeWorld
    @GuyFromSomeWorld 4 года назад

    7:16
    This person's boss is apparently GLaDOS in real life

  • @sunnlovesorange
    @sunnlovesorange 3 года назад +2

    5:00 We get it *CATHIE*

  • @emi-lumcgarrell6901
    @emi-lumcgarrell6901 3 года назад

    "thoup and thausages"
    That is what my life is all about

  • @Mzoyagon
    @Mzoyagon 4 года назад +1

    3:47
    There’s actually a RUclips video of a toddler repeating "I smell like beef" over and over

  • @katsumi_neko_
    @katsumi_neko_ 4 года назад

    When geo gets wooshed several times in the video lol

  • @pebble5058
    @pebble5058 4 года назад +1

    0:28 it also could mean that the raccoon is in the realationship for the cat food

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 4 года назад +2

    (2:10) 317,6 MPH is 588,2 km/h
    assuming it's nautical miles, otherwise it's 511,1 km/h