r/comedyheaven Best Posts #14

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @pepsiman4071
    @pepsiman4071 4 года назад +525

    When you find more people talking about people who say "first" than actual people who say "first"

  • @Scullgaming962
    @Scullgaming962 4 года назад +416

    Giofilms: That seems to be the end of r/comedycemetery
    The video: *r/comedyheaven*

    • @jaelyn9694
      @jaelyn9694 4 года назад +9

      well atleast i wasnt the only one who noticed

    • @jmbkr4276
      @jmbkr4276 4 года назад +5

      *Yes*

    • @whoknows1447
      @whoknows1447 4 года назад +3

      @@jaelyn9694 same

    • @alomation2063
      @alomation2063 4 года назад +7

      OR ITS ACTUALLY R/COMEDYCEMETERY AND HE GOT THE TITLE WRONG

    • @superduperchris8746
      @superduperchris8746 4 года назад +3

      #loyalismforlife

  • @toastybread2493
    @toastybread2493 4 года назад +547

    "I cannot be silenced"
    -Mario

    • @driplevi8914
      @driplevi8914 4 года назад +5

      Well yes thst is what he sed

    • @toastybread2493
      @toastybread2493 4 года назад

      @@driplevi8914 yep

    • @toastybread2493
      @toastybread2493 4 года назад

      @UCWeBvBvZMXLC6YZAs1IzACA *dont like shrek you get snap in the neck*
      Luigi

    • @rootbeerrootbeer
      @rootbeerrootbeer 4 года назад +1

      please someone give me a link to the tweet

    • @LouieFromPikmin
      @LouieFromPikmin 4 года назад +3

      Nobody wants to silence Mario

  • @rosepuppy1984
    @rosepuppy1984 4 года назад +149

    Buzz Feed: this is not a drill
    Me: you’re right...those are sneakers.

    • @rosepuppy1984
      @rosepuppy1984 4 года назад +1

      Camcam Wizard why not?

    • @SylvyTheSylveon
      @SylvyTheSylveon 4 года назад

      Rose Puppy bc no

    • @turtlelizard1531
      @turtlelizard1531 4 года назад

      I wanted to say that tbh...

    • @rosepuppy1984
      @rosepuppy1984 4 года назад

      Turtle Lizard too late 🙃

    • @turtlelizard1531
      @turtlelizard1531 4 года назад

      Rose Puppy not like I was ever going to, I thought it would be the punchline, but that already was in another video. So in the end, I knew it was unoriginal.

  • @mrswerz3484
    @mrswerz3484 4 года назад +110

    People in 2019: staying away from negative people
    People in 2020: staying away from positive people

    • @baldability
      @baldability 4 года назад +4

      I stayed away from positive people my entire life

    • @mrswerz3484
      @mrswerz3484 4 года назад

      I’m Disappointed B R U H

    • @1O1neTake
      @1O1neTake 4 года назад

      @Corrupted_Developer it is

    • @oncewaslolo47
      @oncewaslolo47 4 года назад

      *ba dum tis*

    • @ProfessorOof
      @ProfessorOof 3 года назад +1

      @@1O1neTake no its not

  • @eebomcgeebo2421
    @eebomcgeebo2421 4 года назад +24

    I remember I used to watch this channel a year ago before I actually got Reddit. It amazes me to see how he manages to keep a family-friendly channel that revolves around Reddit. Also very impressed that someone was able to be so successful at such a young age.

  • @zhipeizhou5582
    @zhipeizhou5582 4 года назад +71

    Title: r/comedy heaven
    Gio: r/comedy cemetery
    Me: wait, what

    • @PoopityScoopity
      @PoopityScoopity 4 года назад

      the jokes r so bad their good

    • @sneeb271
      @sneeb271 4 года назад +1

      I mean really Comedy Heaven is just Comedy Cemetery but people say it's good.

    • @PoopityScoopity
      @PoopityScoopity 4 года назад

      What if when u r/facepalm someone they were actually joking and u get r/wooooosh’ed. Ok that’s it, I am confusion

  • @mauswaffles
    @mauswaffles 4 года назад +490

    Cabinet Man is a masterpiece, it deserves to be on that Spotify playlist
    Thank god these replies get the joke

    • @sendthenavy1337
      @sendthenavy1337 4 года назад +29

      The day they found me, I haven't been played yet

    • @atotallyrandomperson3889
      @atotallyrandomperson3889 4 года назад +11

      Cabinet Man and 21st Century Schizoid Man

    • @bwalko5674
      @bwalko5674 4 года назад +5

      Particle man too

    • @roadkillerino3868
      @roadkillerino3868 4 года назад +7

      @@sendthenavy1337 In my workshop, behind the old arcade

    • @Ronnoc-ck6og
      @Ronnoc-ck6og 4 года назад +8

      Electric desires, have unraveled all my wires!

  • @boothca3699
    @boothca3699 4 года назад +57

    "Ham biscuit"
    -sign next to McDonald's

  • @baaaary1686
    @baaaary1686 4 года назад +23

    I love how at 7:10 it says “buttfeed” but gio still reads it as “buzzfeed”

  • @OwlWitch5141
    @OwlWitch5141 4 года назад +448

    Did he really just say: you-no. No hate but like...

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +16

      loads of hate from my direction.

    • @explodingegg123
      @explodingegg123 4 года назад +9

      he's from australia guys

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +11

      @@explodingegg123 so? that doesn't change how a spanish word is pronounced...

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 года назад +1

      @Ian Daone :P lol missed by . . that much

    • @ryleyo7675
      @ryleyo7675 4 года назад +5

      You-no, that annoyed me too...
      ill die now

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 4 года назад +9

    "Cabinet Man, Particle Man-"
    Two of my favorite surreal songs by my two favorite surreal bands.
    Officially, the greatest playlist in my book.

    • @Bizarrotron3000
      @Bizarrotron3000 4 года назад +1

      Nørsk1 My Man is on there, too. The creator has excellent tastes, and so do you, individual.

  • @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094
    @drunkenskunkproductionsdsp8094 4 года назад +64

    LUCAS scans your entire internet history within a span of 10 minutes. [ASMR]
    Note: Even if you're an incognito user like me, he'll still know.

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад +6

      He's gonna get pretty confused on why I searched his name hundreds of times and then the school he went to.

    • @RYFT0R
      @RYFT0R 4 года назад +1

      my internet history is boring af ngl

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 4 года назад +2

      All there is is recipes, questions, and animal crossing villagers

    • @LaoonCow
      @LaoonCow 4 года назад +1

      *uh oh*

    • @cessposter
      @cessposter 4 года назад

      Tor

  • @MoodyMooMoo
    @MoodyMooMoo 4 года назад +452

    I still can’t get over how you say uno, why do you choose to torture us😭

    • @lydias8303
      @lydias8303 4 года назад +36

      I was looking away from the screen and thought he said, "you know."

    • @rosebud6116
      @rosebud6116 4 года назад +16

      Imagine being Spanish watching this and not understanding what he said

    • @gloombstrollface
      @gloombstrollface 4 года назад +9

      @@rosebud6116 i'm mexican and the worst part is that i thinked he said "you know"

    • @xcept1281
      @xcept1281 4 года назад +7

      I think he said in a video that he calls "uno" "you know" I forgot which one tho

    • @diorsxf
      @diorsxf 4 года назад +4

      correct way to say it (i think)
      ooh-no

  • @gdirrelevant2589
    @gdirrelevant2589 4 года назад +498

    people: first first first *First* FIRST
    everyone: behold the i-dont-care-inator

    • @AroShadeWeaver
      @AroShadeWeaver 4 года назад +23

      And the thats-right-initor

    • @pokekaitale
      @pokekaitale 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @SirMisterGD
      @SirMisterGD 4 года назад +9

      under-rated-inator

    • @medymaster1
      @medymaster1 4 года назад +4

      GD Irrelevant hello mr alpharad

    • @Smicklepickle
      @Smicklepickle 4 года назад +5

      First to say first on a comment about hating on people who say first

  • @tdubywuby5795
    @tdubywuby5795 4 года назад +14

    As an ant keeper myself, the meme at around 1:40 is highly relatable. My ants escape all the time dammit

  • @pixelriff
    @pixelriff 4 года назад +288

    Why did my mom tried to sell me on Ebay

  • @possessionless9345
    @possessionless9345 4 года назад +56

    To everyone saying first: I have a blue shell and I'm not afread to use it

    • @zpellet6326
      @zpellet6326 4 года назад +3

      Please stop this comment it is in every video now and is worst than saying first

    • @bin6549
      @bin6549 4 года назад +9

      @@zpellet6326 first time i've seen this specific comment. genuinely got a laugh out of me but i feel like i'm gonna see it everywhere now T-T

    • @PrinceDizzy226
      @PrinceDizzy226 4 года назад

      Afread

    • @n4d0k30
      @n4d0k30 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @anotheryoutuber2819
      @anotheryoutuber2819 4 года назад

      @@bin6549 same

  • @probablypootis6902
    @probablypootis6902 4 года назад +277

    Huh, neat.

  • @fbi6893
    @fbi6893 4 года назад +11

    1:53 "ant with limited wilderness survival skills"
    "Last seen: 2018"
    he didnt survive, did he...

  • @crazierchimp
    @crazierchimp 4 года назад +168

    this is a comedy HEAVEN video, gio. not a comedy CEMETARY video.

    • @crazierchimp
      @crazierchimp 4 года назад +5

      @@alejandroguevara8455 he said comedy cemetary at the end of the video

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 года назад +1

      CrazierChimp *none* must’ve been an accident

    • @crazierchimp
      @crazierchimp 4 года назад +1

      @@LunaCorn11 I believe that. however, I was making kind of a joke.
      (not really)

    • @LunaCorn11
      @LunaCorn11 4 года назад +1

      CrazierChimp *none* oh-

  • @fzke
    @fzke 3 года назад +3

    _Legend says banana man is still unlocking phones_

  • @graymalkinyt
    @graymalkinyt 3 года назад +6

    2:43
    That’s the kind of grandmother I’m going to be.

  • @Lalo-o
    @Lalo-o 4 года назад +1

    Pedro looks like some british man that supports Arsenal and gets into fights in his favorite pub after a loss to Chelsea

  • @redcar9949
    @redcar9949 4 года назад +15

    0:08 Why would 100 pillows want to sleep on someone's chest?

  • @IngaFrid
    @IngaFrid 4 года назад +7

    Mario's first tweet should've been _"It's a-me, Mario!"_

  • @W8stekg23
    @W8stekg23 4 года назад +5

    *the thumbnail made me laugh.*
    *this is what I needed.*
    *Thank you.*

  • @stal6839
    @stal6839 4 года назад +26

    Gio films is what keeping me sane during quarantine.

    • @portedcannon5653
      @portedcannon5653 2 года назад +2

      That aged well

    • @fartman4791
      @fartman4791 2 года назад

      hiiiii i love lasga!!!!😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙

    • @fartman4791
      @fartman4791 2 года назад

      its my favorite

    • @noobbutbetter
      @noobbutbetter 2 года назад

      Welp your insane now

  • @theirongolem4601
    @theirongolem4601 4 года назад +27

    Me: *clicks on video*
    Everyone: *goes to comments*
    Me: "I NEED TO TYPE A JOKE"

    • @rosepetunia1829
      @rosepetunia1829 4 года назад

      *Just* me: **Watches video till it's over and then goes to comments...**

    • @theirongolem4601
      @theirongolem4601 4 года назад

      And I also Watched the vid fully

    • @AliKhan.1247
      @AliKhan.1247 4 года назад +1

      Nice joke m8

  • @colton8990
    @colton8990 4 года назад +2

    everyone gangsta until Lucas starts replacing everyone's FBI agents

    •  4 года назад +2

      Hehehe

  • @daisukiie3128
    @daisukiie3128 4 года назад +8

    Y'all talking bout being first and last, but it's even harder to be exactly the middle

  • @ianp3748
    @ianp3748 4 года назад +1

    Thank you for posting I needed this

  • @mas08atx14
    @mas08atx14 4 года назад +31

    Least it’s not commedy hell
    Still can’t get those minion memes out of my head.

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 года назад +2

    Thanks for making another video, made my day 💙 😂

  • @bett1826
    @bett1826 4 года назад +3

    1:23 the puns are strong with this one

  • @zackatv7556
    @zackatv7556 3 года назад +2

    Are we not gonna talk about how Pedro looks like an 80 year old man in a baby’s body

  • @chocolatecat5820
    @chocolatecat5820 4 года назад +3

    1:10 When i saw the 2 in the upper corner, i thought there were 2 Pedro's for sale

  • @TheGoldenDunsparce
    @TheGoldenDunsparce 4 года назад +1

    Jon Breaks Bad News is real. Dude is great, very professional, and funny af

  • @ryleyo7675
    @ryleyo7675 4 года назад +45

    Fun fact: Being the last comment in the comment section is more impressive than being first.

  • @ryanrg1545
    @ryanrg1545 3 года назад +2

    "lucas know what you did."
    me:"the W H A T"

  • @grandmaashley
    @grandmaashley 4 года назад +6

    grandma approved

    • @Stupidhead17
      @Stupidhead17 4 года назад +1

      grandma ashley good to know

  • @billcipherashes885
    @billcipherashes885 3 года назад +2

    The first ONE- I CAN'T-

  • @usenamer4729
    @usenamer4729 4 года назад +4

    7:30 So I only RECENTLY learned that apparently most Americans call stitches just "Stomach Cramps" and there is not a single one who can explain why.

  • @reese9705
    @reese9705 4 года назад +1

    The Industrial Revolution was indeed a bruh moment

  • @ItsEv
    @ItsEv 4 года назад +5

    outro: comedycemetary
    title: comedyheaven
    hotel: trivago
    i know that the meme is dead but i didnt know what else to comment

  • @lvcasriley
    @lvcasriley 4 года назад +1

    thank you for making our days better than they were before Gio.

  • @mixitup6805
    @mixitup6805 4 года назад +3

    7:43 those hurt sooo darn bad

  • @FishSnackems
    @FishSnackems 4 года назад

    Thanks gio, I really needed this

  • @tsutsu7357
    @tsutsu7357 4 года назад +29

    When your so early that there’s nothing but 5 year olds saying FiRsT

  • @akfkml1747
    @akfkml1747 3 года назад +1

    I increase my humour with these series

  • @idotic844
    @idotic844 4 года назад +18

    Title: comedy heaven
    Outro: comedy cemetery

    • @what3648
      @what3648 4 года назад +1

      And that's what I said

    • @solarliix3060
      @solarliix3060 4 года назад +1

      Welp that's what happens when the afterlife will not accept you so you have to slither back into your shallow grave-

  • @tq4269
    @tq4269 2 года назад

    "Playstaoin so broken"
    "Need playstaoin help"
    " *someday I will rule the world* "
    "help need playstaoin"

  • @JESUS-hu5wc
    @JESUS-hu5wc 4 года назад +5

    I have to say, r/comedyheaven is one of my best creations.

  • @TrippaMazing87
    @TrippaMazing87 3 года назад +2

    In case anyone was wondering, Craig was found in his cage, and died peacefully about 2 months after that post.

  • @stealthybell4730
    @stealthybell4730 4 года назад +56

    I can’t think of a joke, but hi Gio!

  • @rat_girlie
    @rat_girlie 4 года назад +1

    Craig the ant left to re-discover himself and created Craigslist in the process.

  • @portedcannon5653
    @portedcannon5653 2 года назад +3

    Who else is going back and watching old GioFilms Videos?

  • @bjmaguireii
    @bjmaguireii 4 года назад +1

    The key to gen z humor is *SPONTANEITY*

  • @bett1826
    @bett1826 4 года назад +3

    HAHA YES THIS IS MY FAVORITE SUBREDDIT, THANK YOU GIO

  • @matvocaat
    @matvocaat 4 года назад +1

    4:35 "Er staat een paard in de gang, ja lalala"

  • @James-ii7lx
    @James-ii7lx 4 года назад +9

    3:37
    Did he just pronounce “uno” like “you know”?

  • @aayanscreativelab1786
    @aayanscreativelab1786 4 года назад +1

    Mr. Twix: Hey Heyy! 🍫 👋
    Somebody!: free chocolate?
    Mr. Twix: no

  • @rebeccadavis2178
    @rebeccadavis2178 3 года назад +4

    8:25 I sent this image to my friend and said "lucas knows what you did starlight" (I call them starlight as their nickname) to see their reaction.
    they just said sh*t, and I replied saying "don't worry I made sure he won't tell anyone."
    and that's my convo with my friends in a nutshell.

  • @crustaceanman9883
    @crustaceanman9883 2 года назад +1

    Fun factoid: the weird thing that the person texted is corona was an apex predator in the Cambrian explosion, an era before dinosaurs

  • @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145
    @justsomeguywithkaminasshad7145 4 года назад +9

    Nobody:
    GioFilms: YOU-NO

  • @moodymoosh
    @moodymoosh 4 года назад

    Therapist: Jackie Chan cookie isn't real, it can't hurt you.
    Jackie Chan cookie: 3:10

  • @vergil2739
    @vergil2739 4 года назад +5

    How to find craig:
    1. Get the same ant
    2. Return it
    Done.

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 4 года назад

      3. Break it's middle left leg
      4. If possible, train it to be calm and to respond to it's nicknames so the owner won't suspect. If not, then give excuse of "He probably spent too much in the wild so he won't respond to those names anymore"
      Stonks

  • @thetwoofclubs4689
    @thetwoofclubs4689 4 года назад +2

    1:07 a small price to pay for “pedro”

  • @silvanstuder445
    @silvanstuder445 4 года назад +6

    1:04 never knew that a baby could look old

  • @dreeschannel295
    @dreeschannel295 4 года назад +1

    I honestly think Gio's voice is so much better than that robot voice.

  • @meristuart1838
    @meristuart1838 4 года назад +3

    YOU DO NOT MISPRONOUNCE UNO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD

  • @jackharrison8246
    @jackharrison8246 3 года назад +1

    I like how at the end he called it comedy cemetery, which is partially true

  • @bradeniguess1831
    @bradeniguess1831 4 года назад +6

    just slit my foot open, went from crying to giofilms.

  • @drakothedragon
    @drakothedragon 4 года назад +2

    2:22 Gio didn’t even notice that the guy who made it is called ‘Crtastrophe’ instead of ‘Catastrophe’.

  • @ultralowspekken
    @ultralowspekken 4 года назад +5

    3:03 in all honesty, I read chicken, too.

  • @jaffa-xzbruh1150
    @jaffa-xzbruh1150 4 года назад +1

    Hi geo, I love ur vids and I have liked every video, hope your channel keeps growing and never stops👍🏻

  • @user-Evelmii
    @user-Evelmii 4 года назад +4

    6:35 Jokes on you. I'm Eva >:)

  • @kieravermeal9127
    @kieravermeal9127 4 года назад +1

    3:12 I guess you would say he became...
    COOKIE CHAN

  • @aaminahmesias3448
    @aaminahmesias3448 4 года назад +4

    It's been a day since his goodbye video and I miss his content already

    • @Vsty0
      @Vsty0 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @yanik5480
      @yanik5480 Год назад

      guess who’s ba-ack!

  • @midourou
    @midourou 4 года назад +2

    DIM DOM BING BONG

  • @Mr.123YesMan
    @Mr.123YesMan 3 года назад +4

    3:12
    snackie chan

  • @UltraMarine765
    @UltraMarine765 4 года назад +1

    5:37
    Anomalocaris ("unlike other shrimp", or "abnormal shrimp") is an extinct genus of radiodont (anomalocaridid), an order of animals thought to be closely related to ancestral arthropods. The first fossils of Anomalocaris were discovered in the Ogygopsis Shale by Joseph Frederick Whiteaves, with more examples found by Charles Doolittle Walcott in the Burgess Shale.[2] Originally several fossilized parts discovered separately (the mouth, frontal appendages and trunk) were thought to be three separate creatures, a misapprehension corrected by Harry B. Whittington and Derek Briggs in a 1985 journal article.[2][3] Anomalocaris is thought to be one of the earliest examples of an apex predator, though others have been found in older Cambrian lagerstätten deposits.
    Contents
    1 Discovery
    2 Anatomy
    3 Paleobiology
    3.1 Diet
    4 Paleoecology
    5 See also
    6 Footnotes
    7 External links
    Discovery[edit]
    Frontal appendage of Anomalocaris canadensis (top) and mouthpiece of a Hurdiid radiodont (bottom) from British Columbia. The latter was originally assigned to the former species.
    Anomalocaris has been misidentified several times, in part due to its makeup of a mixture of mineralized and unmineralized body parts; the mouth and frontal appendage was considerably harder and more easily fossilized than the delicate body.[4] Anomalocaris fossils were first collected in 1886[5] or 1888[6] by Richard G. McConnell of the Geological Survey of Canada. The specimens were described and named in 1892 by GSC paleontologist Joseph Frederick Whiteaves.[6] The specimens are now known to represent isolated frontal appendages, but Whiteaves interpreted them as the abdomens of phyllocarid crustaceans. Noting its unusual anatomy for the abdomen of a crustacean, Whiteaves gave it the name Anomalocaris, meaning "unlike other shrimps". In 1928, Danish paleontologist Kai Henriksen proposed that Tuzoia, a Burgess Shale arthropod then known only from the carapace, represented the missing front half of Anomalocaris.[5] The artists Elie Cheverlange and Charles R. Knight followed this interpretation in their depictions of Anomalocaris.[5]
    Unknown to scientists at the time, the body parts of relatives of Anomalocaris had already been described but not recognized as such. The first fossilized anomalocaridid mouth was discovered by Charles Doolittle Walcott, who mistook it for a jellyfish and placed it in the genus Peytoia. Walcott also discovered a frontal appendage but failed to realize the similarities to Whiteaves' discovery and instead identified it as feeding appendage or tail of the extinct Sidneyia.[4] In the same publication in which he named Peytoia, Walcott named Laggania, a taxon that he interpreted as a holothurian.
    In 1966, the Geological Survey of Canada began a comprehensive revision of the Burgess Shale fossil record, led by Cambridge University paleontologist Harry B. Whittington.[5] In the process of this revision, Whittington and his students Simon Conway Morris and Derek Briggs would discover the true nature of Anomalocaris and its relatives, but not without contributing to the history of misinterpretations first.[4] In 1978, Conway Morris recognized that the mouthparts of Laggania were identical to Peytoia, but concluded that Laggania was a composite fossil made up of Peytoia and the sponge Corralio undulata.[7] In 1979, Briggs recognized that the fossils of Anomalocaris were appendages, not abdomens, and proposed that they were the walking legs of a giant arthropod, and that the feeding appendage Walcott had assigned to Sidneyia was the feeding appendage of Anomalocaris.[8] Later, while clearing what he thought was an unrelated specimen, Harry B. Whittington removed a layer of covering stone to discover the unequivocally connected frontal appendage thought to be a shrimp tail and mouth thought to be a jellyfish.[4][2] Whittington linked the two species, but it took several more years for researchers to realize that the continuously juxtaposed Peytoia, Laggania and frontal appendage actually represented a single, enormous creature. The two genera are now placed into the order Radiodonta, which commonly known as radiodont or anomalocaridid. Because Peytoia was named first, it became the correct name for the entire animal. The original frontal appendage, however, came from a larger species distinct from Peytoia and "Laggania", which retains the name Anomalocaris.[9]
    In 2011, six fossils of compound eyes, the first for Anomalocaris, were recovered from a paleontological dig at Emu Bay on Kangaroo Island, Australia, proving that Anomalocaris was indeed an arthropod as had been suspected. The find also indicated that advanced arthropod eyes had evolved very early, before the evolution of jointed legs or hardened exoskeletons.[10]
    Stephen Jay Gould cites Anomalocaris as one of the fossilized extinct species he believed to be evidence of a much more diverse set of phyla that existed in the Cambrian Period,[4] discussed in his book Wonderful Life, a conclusion disputed by other paleontologists.[2]
    Anatomy[edit]
    Size of Anomalocaris compared to an average-sized human hand
    For the time in which it lived, Anomalocaris was gigantic, up to 1 metre (3.3 feet) long.[2] It propelled itself through the water by undulating the flexible flaps on the sides of its body.[11] Each flap sloped below the one more posterior to it,[12] and this overlapping allowed the lobes on each side of the body to act as a single "fin", maximizing the swimming efficiency.[11] The construction of a remote-controlled model showed this mode of swimming to be intrinsically stable,[13] implying that Anomalocaris would not have needed a complex brain to manage balance while swimming. The body was widest between the third and fifth lobe and narrowed towards the tail; it was thought to have at least 11 pairs of flaps in total. It is difficult to distinguish lobes near the tail, making an accurate count difficult.[12] Later studies reveal that it had 13 pairs on the trunk region and additional 3 pairs of small flaps on the neck region.[14]
    Reconstruction of Anomalocaris canadensis, showing multiple head sclerites and setal blades run across the dorsal trunk region.
    Oral cones of Anomalocaris (A), Peytoia (B) and Hurdia (C). The former showing unique triradial, tuberculated and wrinkled structures.
    Anomalocaris had an unusual disk-like mouth known as oral cone. The oral cone was composed of several plates organized triradially. 3 of the plates were quite large. 3-4 medium sized plates could be found between each of the large plates, and several small, wrinkled plates between them.[9] Such oral cone is very differrent to those of a typical hurdiid radiodont like Peytoia and Hurdia, which is smooth and tetraradial.[9] The mouth resembled a pineapple ring with the center replaced by a series of serrated prongs.[2] The mouth could constrict to crush prey, but never completely close; there was always an opening about 5 millimeters in diameter when the mouth was shut; a centimeter in exceptionally large individuals. Two large frontal appendage (up to 18 centimetres (7.1 inches) in length when extended)[4] were positioned in front of the mouth, at the front of the head. As a shared character across radiodonts,[15] Anomalocaris also possessed three sclerites on the top and side of its head. The top one known as a head shield, dorsal carapace or H-element. it was shaped like an oval, with a distinct rim on the outer edge.[14] The remaining two lateral sclerites known as P-elements also ovoid, but connected by a bar-like outgrowth.[15] The P-elements were previously misinterpreted as two huge compound eyes.[14][15]
    Frontal appendages of Anomalocaris, with examples from four different species.
    Anomalocaris canadensis possessed 14 segments (podomeres) on each frontal appendage, almost each one tipped with two barb-like ventral spines (endites). The ventral spines themselves were both equipped with 2 smaller auxiliary spines, which branches off from the main spine at the center of its length.[3] The tail was large and fan-shaped, composed of three pairs of large, lateral fin-shaped lobes and one terminal lobe-like tailpiece.[14] Along with undulations of the lobes, it was probably used to propel the creature through Cambrian waters.[2][11][16] The gills of the animal, in the form of long, thin, hair-like structures known as lanceolate blades, arranged in a row which forming setal blades. The setal blades were attached by their margin to the top side of the animal, two setal blades per body segment. A divide ran down the middle, separating the gills.[14]
    Based on fossilized eyes from the Emu Bay Shale, which belonged to Anomalocaris briggsi (Which, based on morphological and phylogenetic evidence, was more closely related to Tamisiocaris), the eyes of Anomalocaris were 30 times more powerful than those of trilobites, long thought to have had the most advanced eyes of any contemporary species. With 16,000 lenses, the resolution of the 3-centimetre-wide (1.2 in) eyes would have been rivalled only by that of the modern dragonfly, which has 28,000 lenses in each eye.[10] Additionally, Anomalocaris had dichromatic colour vision.[17]
    Paleobiology[edit]
    Diet[edit]
    Reconstruction of Anomalocaris canadensis.
    A long-standing view holds that Anomalocaris fed on hard-bodied animals, including trilobites-making it one of the first predators-and its mid-gut glands strongly suggest a predatory lifestyle.[18] However, its ability to penetrate mineralised shells has been questioned.[19] Some Cambrian trilobites have been found with round or W-shaped "bite" marks, which were identified as being the same shape as the mouthparts of Anomalocaris.[20]

  • @thenickstrikebetter
    @thenickstrikebetter 4 года назад +3

    0:38 Ham Biscuit. Just Ham Biscuit

  • @gacharaywolf3035
    @gacharaywolf3035 4 года назад +1

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  • @Yes-cm9ch
    @Yes-cm9ch 4 года назад +4

    4:46 ngl, you know it's the real deal when the grape looks mah juicy and it comes with free finger prints.

  • @RandomHandleLol1738
    @RandomHandleLol1738 4 года назад +1

    Something to watch during online class, nice

  • @phormex1
    @phormex1 2 года назад +3

    4:57 yeah that’s cool but did you know that in red dead redemption 2 male horses have physics on their balls

  • @MasterMagikarp
    @MasterMagikarp 4 года назад

    8:57 Wait he said thank you for watching another episode of comedy cemetery. This is comedy heaven.

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    @f6kd666 3 года назад +3

    5:14
    Oh crap they found out

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    @c3lest322 4 года назад +1

    I like how someone just sold a baby lmao

  • @KingBobaFett
    @KingBobaFett 4 года назад +9

    I got to see the first comment on this video...
    it was by Solori Yeovin
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  • @ZapNstuff
    @ZapNstuff 4 года назад

    The fart is something I will never forget imo.

  • @DeadBedOfficial
    @DeadBedOfficial 4 года назад +8

    3:43 just a quick question...
    WHO THE HELL SAYS UNO LIKE " YOU KNOW" ??? WHY

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 4 года назад +2

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      I do!

    • @SamDoots
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      I dont know what does it sound like?

    • @goofyahhguy9389
      @goofyahhguy9389 4 года назад

      I dont even know anymore lol
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    @littleteapot132 4 года назад +1

    lucas knows everything

  • @lelw98
    @lelw98 4 года назад +3

    4:32 I have the exact same clock hung on my wall, but I don't have the horse :'(

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    @tinamoyerherrington3610 3 года назад +1

    0:12. No, thats not 100 pillows, it only 47.
    Yes, I sat there and counted them....

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    @killaerial 4 года назад +3

    0:23 fnaf characters be like

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  • @paranormalgoat
    @paranormalgoat 3 года назад +4

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