r/facepalm Best Posts #25

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  • @katie15732
    @katie15732 4 года назад +3320

    "Homeless Go Home"
    *We did it boys, homelessness is no more*

    • @scootinfn
      @scootinfn 4 года назад +115

      BREAKING NEWS: After a recent motivational speech, the homelessness rate has dropped to 0%.

    • @kaiser7896
      @kaiser7896 4 года назад +15

      Reply #2

    • @Belosbug
      @Belosbug 4 года назад +16

      Reply #3 heheh. Yep. We did it m8.

    • @rosplayer1532
      @rosplayer1532 4 года назад +12

      My goodness. Why didn’t we think of that

    • @mrax5570
      @mrax5570 4 года назад +20

      for the person who graffitied that
      THANK YOU SHERLOCK.

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter 4 года назад +1026

    Anyone called David, if you ever lose your ID, you're a Dav now.

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 4 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @tacobandit97
      @tacobandit97 4 года назад +40

      Matt, please stop beating me. I WANT TO WIN

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 года назад +11

      What about adas

    • @WeenDiggins
      @WeenDiggins 4 года назад +11

      **in the corner knowing a David who lost their elevator ID** : I know what I have to do

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/sojluhtBniE/видео.html

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 4 года назад +355

    "Homeless go home"
    Newsflash: Homelessness miraculously drops to zero.

    • @phoenixthings
      @phoenixthings 4 года назад +9

      Yes, this is big brain time.

    • @cartooncat6357
      @cartooncat6357 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/ub82Xb1C8os/видео.html

    • @ProcyonDei
      @ProcyonDei 4 года назад +1

      @@cartooncat6357 Nice!

    • @cartooncat6357
      @cartooncat6357 4 года назад +1

      @@ProcyonDei I am a madlad or not idk what I am doing

    • @Simplicity223
      @Simplicity223 4 года назад +1

      Juanita Sánchez is it a rick roll vid
      OH COME ON I SAW WHAT VID IT WAS ITS A RICK ROLL

  • @niksutin4195
    @niksutin4195 4 года назад +2473

    This channel is basically us watching a person reacting to subreddits.
    We’re just too lazy to go to reddit.

    • @luxriddles5016
      @luxriddles5016 4 года назад +102

      I don't have reddit

    • @joergonsr
      @joergonsr 4 года назад +14

      True

    • @penguinkirb3759
      @penguinkirb3759 4 года назад +21

      Lux riddles you can just go online and search it up

    • @omegachadrequiem3831
      @omegachadrequiem3831 4 года назад +10

      Twitter for iphone
      Yup its redit

    • @zachmargolick5835
      @zachmargolick5835 4 года назад +36

      Well it’s more fun to watch gio react to them because he’s really good at it

  • @TheCraziestFace_In_OuterSpace
    @TheCraziestFace_In_OuterSpace 4 года назад +238

    “Homeless go home”
    *We did it Patrick! We stopped homelessness!*

  • @happypika3
    @happypika3 4 года назад +1431

    I can’t understand this subreddit, nobody has a palm in the face smh

    • @whitegrimreaperr
      @whitegrimreaperr 4 года назад +42

      Dunno why I laugh hard about this

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 года назад +12

      @@whitegrimreaperr Maybe because it's ny

    • @towss
      @towss 4 года назад +22

      r/facepalm

    • @winglesswolf9867
      @winglesswolf9867 4 года назад +45

      Since you’re looking for someone to get wooooshed, here, take the pleasure.
      No, The subreddit is about people being stupid, And they’re face palming, They don’t have a Palm in their face. Smh

    • @deanblunts
      @deanblunts 4 года назад +8

      Ah, the whoosh in the joke, a common sighting

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure 4 года назад +335

    0:22
    Everyone: "You call strapping a bible to your face safety?"
    Her: "Hey, as long as it works."

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 года назад +7

      2:57 I can't be the only one who agrees with that guy.

    • @TheFlareGuy
      @TheFlareGuy 4 года назад +3

      UNIT GAMEX alright drama queen

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox 4 года назад +9

      I mean. Sometimes you just have to *breathe in the Word of God.*

    • @xeras6101
      @xeras6101 4 года назад

      I’d like to think she has it open to Ezekiel 37:5

    • @unitgamex2972
      @unitgamex2972 4 года назад +1

      @@TheFlareGuy I'm talking about how it's super uncomfortable you can breathe but it's uncomfortable as hell

  • @weee50
    @weee50 4 года назад +78

    6:19 Well, technically, it would be possible to have a 26-hour day, because if you start driving at midnight on the day that Daylight Savings Time ends, you would gain one extra hour in the day because DST ending means that the 1:00 AM - 2:00 AM time interval on the day that DST ends will be repeated twice, giving you a 25-hour day. To have a 26-hour day, you would need to drive between timezones, which, given that you're driving 2000 miles already, will almost be inevitable. In fact, the distance from Indianapolis to Las Vegas is around 1800 miles and covers all four timezones of the US, and you only need to cross one to get a 26-hour day with DST (The actual figure is closer to 27 hours, but crossing 2 timezones is also easily possible). So if you planned out your route carefully, never slept, drove at 75 miles per hour without stopping, and are willing to define a day as "the period of time from one midnight to the next in local time", it would technically be possible to drive 2,000 miles in one day at 75 miles per hour.
    Did I overanalyze this? Yes. Is anyone going to actually do this? Probably not. But still, time is weird.

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +3

      Well... I mean it depends on whether they were talking about a day like July 7th. It’s another if they’re talking about 24 hours. They could also speed, too

    • @L0c0Glono
      @L0c0Glono 4 года назад +3

      Though when I read that dudes comments,I was just like,no matter what time you drive at it’ll still be 26 hours,that’s how time works,time depends on speed,2000/75=26.(not doing decimals) so no,driving at a different time won’t make a difference

    • @aurora_xx6736
      @aurora_xx6736 4 года назад

      Wow

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +2

      Reaper Grim, I think they were talking about a *day* not 24 hours

    • @newsgetsold
      @newsgetsold 4 года назад +1

      @@dylz_2415 Could have made the same point with much less words. It's not all about getting likes, no? I liked it though.

  • @L0c0Glono
    @L0c0Glono 4 года назад +82

    Homeless people reading the thumbnail: Wow! What an idea! Why didn’t I think of that?!

    • @L0c0Glono
      @L0c0Glono 4 года назад +2

      Well I mean,why else would I be here?

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 3 года назад

      @CasualRUclipsCommenter 😀

    • @jamesbritt4768
      @jamesbritt4768 2 года назад

      For he wanted to woooosh but for he is the one who should be wooooshed so r/ woooosh

    • @ryanmitchell6913
      @ryanmitchell6913 2 года назад

      Someone get woooshed

    • @ryanmitchell6913
      @ryanmitchell6913 2 года назад

      @@L0c0Glono you replyed to yourself

  • @louishackney8269
    @louishackney8269 4 года назад +45

    Some graffiti: Homeless Go Home. The homeless: "My goodness what an idea! Why didn’t I think that?"

  • @nolongerusing7430
    @nolongerusing7430 4 года назад +343

    7:15
    But Gio, if the homeless didn't go home they'll be cut in half by 2025.

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +5

      Oh shit he’s/she’s/they’re right

    • @mmm-ei3yi
      @mmm-ei3yi 4 года назад +7

      You’re right
      ...

    • @Ollurim
      @Ollurim 4 года назад +14

      Can't be cut in half by 2025 if humanity doesn't exist by 2025

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 года назад +6

      @@Ollurim true

    • @videomakermiller8188
      @videomakermiller8188 4 года назад +10

      @@Ollurim so lets end humanity what a smart idea

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 4 года назад +108

    8:03 If this person ever actually watched the movies they'd realize that the original Jurassic Park was never opened to the public and had to completely rebrand to open at all only to be abandoned when things went sideways.

    • @mathughsyoutubeworld2655
      @mathughsyoutubeworld2655 4 года назад +7

      It went more than sideways it went upside down

    • @spencerbricklord474
      @spencerbricklord474 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, the park only ever opened once. In 2005

    • @Josh-ee3qs
      @Josh-ee3qs 4 года назад

      No it didnt

    • @gregarybrown9896
      @gregarybrown9896 3 года назад +1

      But then Jurassic World had an actual open park after three cases of things going wrong so *technically* it's still true but yeah I get what you mean

    • @GooberThe4th
      @GooberThe4th 3 года назад +1

      Exactly what I was thinking! It was technically only opened once Jurassic world was the only time it was open to the public. Jurassic park was still under development and all other movies were either on Sorna or abandoned Nublar. (Jw dominion will probably be all over the world)

  • @ryleyo7675
    @ryleyo7675 4 года назад +528

    0:55 Plot twist: He actually made John Cena but we can't see him.
    Edit: I noticed that someone stole my comment. I am now doing sad.

    • @justsomedragonwithinternet7366
      @justsomedragonwithinternet7366 4 года назад

      NoobPerson305 have you seen rick roll

    • @amadalluvia
      @amadalluvia 4 года назад

      Oh my god

    • @spiko7
      @spiko7 4 года назад

      C*ncer.exe

    • @amadalluvia
      @amadalluvia 4 года назад

      NoobPerson305 ruclips.net/video/AsQeaQhLmrg/видео.html

    • @Yan-my7es
      @Yan-my7es 4 года назад +1

      I expected someone to ask him if he was sure about that...

  • @mickfarmer6248
    @mickfarmer6248 4 года назад +60

    Me: Mum, Dad, I’m gay.
    Mum: looks at dad
    Dad: clenches fist and sweats
    Mum: no don-
    Dad: HI GAY I’M DAD

    • @m.k.1640
      @m.k.1640 3 года назад +2

      Why i am laughing so hard ?! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @mickfarmer6248
      @mickfarmer6248 3 года назад

      @@m.k.1640 thx bro

    • @mickfarmer6248
      @mickfarmer6248 3 года назад

      sorry for late reply

    • @cheese17740
      @cheese17740 3 года назад

      are you really? (no hate, just wondering)

    • @1_3_37
      @1_3_37 3 года назад

      Xdxdxd

  • @mutieye
    @mutieye 4 года назад +70

    somehow i feel like choking the person who wrote the ‘homeless go home’ graffiti.

    • @phoenixthings
      @phoenixthings 4 года назад +8

      Don't worry, with the lack of brain cells they obviously have, they'll probably choke on their own saliva very soon.

    • @user-pb9kk6zt4n
      @user-pb9kk6zt4n 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dbkBAjjg7X8/видео.html

    • @fnafpeanutbutter2295
      @fnafpeanutbutter2295 3 года назад +1

      Oh shit-

  • @neturalumbrella6688
    @neturalumbrella6688 4 года назад +195

    Homeless go home!? That's like saying to a poor person "stop being poor"

    • @asmallemu9954
      @asmallemu9954 4 года назад +3

      Someone actually did say that :{

    • @khyanhollis9400
      @khyanhollis9400 4 года назад +6

      Damn someone should put it on r/facepalm

    • @mathughsyoutubeworld2655
      @mathughsyoutubeworld2655 4 года назад +2

      baguette wolf well if you broke get le job you no more broke

    • @neturalumbrella6688
      @neturalumbrella6688 4 года назад

      @@mathughsyoutubeworld2655 i... Can't say this to you i'll let the others say it

    • @neturalumbrella6688
      @neturalumbrella6688 4 года назад +1

      @@funmc5114 don't do this again bud it'll ruin your reputation

  • @sushidapushy9654
    @sushidapushy9654 4 года назад +406

    1:04 its jonh cena in front of keanu reeves you just can't see him cause he is invisible

  • @irina3148
    @irina3148 4 года назад +36

    1:09
    Yeah, no one speaks like this apart from my nan who wants to get my cousins to think she’s cool

  • @frankfang6090
    @frankfang6090 4 года назад +51

    “Sugar free sugar?! Then wut’s in there?”
    *smells and get high*

    • @drowninthehydraulicpress5844
      @drowninthehydraulicpress5844 3 года назад +1

      @@KeepWithTheFlo i cannot tell if you spelled that intentionally or not..

    • @cheese17740
      @cheese17740 3 года назад

      @@drowninthehydraulicpress5844 maybe they are high on it

  • @liv1522
    @liv1522 4 года назад +1

    I didn't know about the diagonal TV thing. Thanks for the information. I would've been just as confused and frustrated.

  • @Fyble
    @Fyble 4 года назад +105

    Why does everybody want to eat me?
    JuSt wHy...

    • @BonesYouTube
      @BonesYouTube 4 года назад +5

      nature is supposed to make everything eat everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything that eats everything.

    • @morganaaaqq
      @morganaaaqq 4 года назад +1

      BonesYT how many times did you copy past that

    • @nepnepguythegreatestofall
      @nepnepguythegreatestofall 4 года назад +1

      @@BonesRUclips In the end, everyone wins...

    • @sittincrab9437
      @sittincrab9437 4 года назад +1

      Takes a piece and eats it Menacingly*

  • @bfcofficial17
    @bfcofficial17 4 года назад +79

    Everybody: _Let's make original comments of everyone making original comments_

  • @RandomVids5YT
    @RandomVids5YT 4 года назад +18

    “Homeless go home”
    homeless rate drops to 0%

  • @aussiewater
    @aussiewater 3 года назад +4

    6:46 Pretty sure the Prosecutor is probably thinking “How the heck are you even mean’t say he’s guilty...”

  • @hallowgrave
    @hallowgrave 4 года назад +1

    I saw these videos by you, loved them, showed them to my family, and now my whole family loves watching them.

  • @masonwhite3728
    @masonwhite3728 4 года назад +24

    Honestly, the last one makes a little sense, because the orange doesn’t need to be peeled, and it is easier to start the orange, then finish it later

    • @AshesOfEther
      @AshesOfEther 4 года назад +1

      Peeling an orange is super easy though.

    • @masonwhite3728
      @masonwhite3728 4 года назад

      Tobias SN Not if you don’t have arms

    • @UrWifiIsSlow
      @UrWifiIsSlow 4 года назад

      Not if its one of those super annoying ones that can break knives

    • @jeongbalsancat
      @jeongbalsancat 4 года назад

      that makes me think.. there's this super neat tool called a zester.. which has a hook that you can peel the orange with or a single grate if you want orange zests..

    • @nyantails
      @nyantails 4 года назад

      Also the orange slices containers have more than one whole orange in it so...

  • @kayleec.361
    @kayleec.361 4 года назад +50

    Wow, look at how original all these comments are.

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 4 года назад +6

      I guess mine isn’t that original either. Well, shit.

    • @lunarcrystals1724
      @lunarcrystals1724 4 года назад +2

      @@kayleec.361 lmao that moment of realization

    • @noobelix
      @noobelix 4 года назад +3

      FiRsT
      FiRsT
      fiRsT
      FiRSt
      fIrSt

    • @michaelmyers8596
      @michaelmyers8596 4 года назад +1

      Li-Li-Like if you agree..

    • @venjazzthehuman3967
      @venjazzthehuman3967 4 года назад +1

      Nobody:
      [Some person]:[weird action]

  • @LilliCherry
    @LilliCherry 4 года назад +40

    Blimp is such a weird word. I like it xD

    • @jejtherusheddoodle23
      @jejtherusheddoodle23 4 года назад +7

      B l o m p

    • @centntn
      @centntn 4 года назад +4

      @bro ate the cookie the word weird is weird

    • @lovelykitty42
      @lovelykitty42 4 года назад +1

      Ever blink with a limp? It’s a *_blimp_*

    • @elyzia.
      @elyzia. 4 года назад

      @@jejtherusheddoodle23 *B L Ö M P*

    • @s4turn421
      @s4turn421 4 года назад

      This reply section is fucking with my brain

  • @harrysbean
    @harrysbean 4 года назад +26

    homeless go home
    homelessness: Understandable have a nice day

  • @Ashnshsbsnsms
    @Ashnshsbsnsms 4 года назад +6

    0:07
    The therapists were i live be like
    “my daughter is having really bad anxiety“
    “your lying“
    .....
    “heres your bill“

  • @xanderkleiber7191
    @xanderkleiber7191 4 года назад +30

    I honestly can't stand living in America anymore. Being associated with all of these other people. Being more at risk than I would in any other country. It's absolutely horrible.

    • @hannahbanana78
      @hannahbanana78 4 года назад +2

      I really do feels sorry for you, your own president doesn't even wanna wear a mask. I also read that one man died of cOrOnA because it *dOeSnt eXisT* like bruh, it's killing hundreds of thousands of people, and it's not real?

    • @persom7824
      @persom7824 4 года назад +1

      Yes. I’m tired of living here.

    • @Mzoyagon
      @Mzoyagon 4 года назад +1

      I think I can handle America, after, being able to handle your home country when it goes bad is true patriotism right?

    • @PizzaInSpace
      @PizzaInSpace 3 года назад

      go to the U.K

    • @notemergencyfood6510
      @notemergencyfood6510 3 года назад

      @@PizzaInSpace yes I’m best

  • @jett9631
    @jett9631 4 года назад +26

    “Homeless go home!”
    *meanwhile*
    “Breaking news the homeless rate has dropped to 0!”

  • @lydias8303
    @lydias8303 4 года назад +35

    Someone has probably already said this, so if you have just let me know and I'll delete. :)
    1:02 That's definitely not John Cena because I can see a face.

    • @ah3595
      @ah3595 4 года назад +7

      I'll scour the entire comment section and let you know
      Edit:I read every single comment and there is nothing like this that older so congrats you made and original comment!

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 года назад +1

      Lydia S ruclips.net/video/sojluhtBniE/видео.html

    • @nathandoan8401
      @nathandoan8401 4 года назад

      @@funmc5114 your video sucks

    • @lydias8303
      @lydias8303 4 года назад

      @@ah3595 Oh awesome! Thanks!

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 года назад

      He said it in the video.

  • @nathanapplegate5374
    @nathanapplegate5374 3 года назад +1

    The fried rice one took me a moment, but oh man, when it sank in what she did, I laughed so hard.

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 4 года назад +1

    In regards to the post about Bill Mitchell not being able to breathe, there are also people who pretty much lived with masks on.
    Also, that person not realizing the Bubonic Plague went out because it didn't had people to infect isn't feeling good.

  • @randomthings6977
    @randomthings6977 4 года назад +22

    When you face palm so hard you leave an imprint of your hand on your face

  • @Bovata
    @Bovata 4 года назад +10

    "Homeless, go home" 🤣

  • @Rd-uy1pz
    @Rd-uy1pz 4 года назад +28

    Comments: 53
    Me:Can I see?
    RUclips: *I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing*

    • @BeepBoy
      @BeepBoy 4 года назад +1

      RUclips mean.

    • @gaylord6750
      @gaylord6750 4 года назад

      Why do i always see one of these types of post. Makes me cry

    • @compassthehybrid6590
      @compassthehybrid6590 4 года назад

      Darkness of dark you mean you , don’t act innocent
      _you azymondias-life-stealing-magmaarmy-creating-somehow-not-dead- the dragon prince character_

    • @doomslayer6724
      @doomslayer6724 4 года назад

      WHERE IS THE ORIGINALITY I ALWAYS SEE THIS THIS IS NOT FUNNY
      I EXPECT YOU TO BE W GACHATUBER **cough cough**

  • @randomdudeyoumightlike9912
    @randomdudeyoumightlike9912 4 года назад +5

    5:15 “Whats in it? Sugar? Flour?” Crack Cocaine.

  • @kalinafischer7213
    @kalinafischer7213 4 года назад +18

    3:05 For me it is harder to breathe with a mask, maybe it's just a psychological effect? I'm still going to wear a mask though.

    • @penguin-tc1cx
      @penguin-tc1cx 4 года назад +3

      ofc it will be sort of harder to breathe than without a mask but you won’t literally be suffocating after a few seconds

    • @shadow1fun777
      @shadow1fun777 4 года назад +2

      It's a placebo, your brain b like "ahh fuck there's something I can't breathe for shit"

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 4 года назад +2

      It is just a psychological effect, the monoxide you're breathing back in is like 0.2%, barely anything.
      Better than being incubated on a ventilator though, I highly imagine.

    • @insignificantother4194
      @insignificantother4194 4 года назад

      So that means headphones don't affect your hearing

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад +1

      @@Roadent1241 You mean carbon *di*oxide. We don't exhale carbon monoxide.

  • @masterchefireland8042
    @masterchefireland8042 4 года назад +11

    Bruh the man that had no hands obviously used his feet smh

    • @michaelbenson9894
      @michaelbenson9894 4 года назад

      Nah, he just stared daggers at them

    • @KompridiCR
      @KompridiCR 4 года назад +1

      @@michaelbenson9894 Nah nah, he just used his mouth to stab 'em

  • @kingcoveryepic
    @kingcoveryepic 4 года назад +46

    2:55 wait I’m confused, who’s in the wrong?
    Edit: thought about it. Yeah, sorry dude that’s not how money work

    • @nihara2625
      @nihara2625 4 года назад +1

      Can u explain I’m still confused on who was wrong

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sojluhtBniE/видео.html

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 года назад

      @@funmc5114 What has that got to do with anything?

    • @eve.4
      @eve.4 4 года назад

      N.Almnop the guy who said the economy was messed up was wrong- because like the other guy said - exchange rates don’t affect the strength** of an economy.

    • @cbhunter_4
      @cbhunter_4 4 года назад +2

      @@funmc5114 no one cares about your channel

  • @theTOPSTARrap
    @theTOPSTARrap 4 года назад +30

    No one:
    My face: PaLm

    • @Fire-bj9ds
      @Fire-bj9ds 4 года назад +6

      LIKE THIS REPLY OR I DO NOTHING

    • @chatbot5717
      @chatbot5717 4 года назад

      @@Fire-bj9ds i am ammaamnmanamnm

  • @bobbotheblobbo7431
    @bobbotheblobbo7431 4 года назад +3

    I love this channel so much

  • @wessel176
    @wessel176 4 года назад +3

    6:30 Are we just going to ignore the fact that this guy thinks that not sleeping adds time to a day?

  • @s0m1nganimations62
    @s0m1nganimations62 4 года назад +54

    Somone: post a video
    Everyone: alright let's make some "very original" comments

  • @sortaacceptable1335
    @sortaacceptable1335 4 года назад +9

    The woman who sued that kid who she hit apparently won.

    • @snfriedm
      @snfriedm 4 года назад +2

      Ummm... WHAT?!!!

    • @blade5445
      @blade5445 4 года назад

      Dumb karens always seem too win.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 4 года назад +1

      Please, somebody provide a source or something. I need more information about this

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 года назад +1

      It’s because they did it in the Karen court.
      The Karen rule book clearly states that “If you damage one’s car whist being hit, you are held liable for all damages.”
      Sheesh he should have known that before scratching her car

    • @sortaacceptable1335
      @sortaacceptable1335 4 года назад +1

      Generic Name www.unilad.co.uk/news/woman-sues-12-year-old-on-bike-she-hit-with-car-because-it-got-scratched/

  • @dum5247
    @dum5247 4 года назад +8

    Goddamit, its sad watching this now that no more is coming

  • @ModernMozartMC
    @ModernMozartMC 4 года назад +1

    3:00 just FYI, that's a dude who was in the hospital for a while recently and barely survived due to a lung problem. That's why he struggles to breath with a mask. It makes sense, and he's not actually being a drama queen

    • @Peaman42
      @Peaman42 4 года назад

      Well, how is it more of a struggle to breathe with one than without one?

    • @ModernMozartMC
      @ModernMozartMC 4 года назад

      @@Peaman42 If it's just a piece of cloth strapped to your face, it does make it more difficult to breath. Most people don't have access to medical masks. Also, anything short of a medical mask won't even help that much

  • @Fighterchef
    @Fighterchef 4 года назад +1

    Congrats on GioFilms being able to make a r/Facepalm video without including politics!

  • @NP-iw3ju
    @NP-iw3ju 4 года назад +7

    *“Homeless go home”*
    BREAKING NEWS!: Homeless person rate has gone down to 0%!!!

  • @Akamaikai0923
    @Akamaikai0923 4 года назад +4

    4:56 bruh coronavirus is actually an anagram of carnivorous

  • @RyGuyMoney
    @RyGuyMoney 4 года назад +15

    I want to make a comment, but, I don't know what to write. So here is a grammatically correct sentence.

  • @jeongbalsancat
    @jeongbalsancat 4 года назад +1

    mad respect to the family that actually succeeded in bathing a coyote...

  • @djegray_
    @djegray_ 4 года назад +1

    Outdoor Yoda is my favorite physical activity

  • @gamer708886
    @gamer708886 4 года назад +4

    8:50 I'm not going to lie those would be pretty good with some sort of dipping sauce, just saying. O-O

  • @rufusthespaceman6635
    @rufusthespaceman6635 4 года назад +4

    I actually can’t tell if the Keanu Reeves one is satire, it kinda sounds like it

  • @Losthope12347
    @Losthope12347 4 года назад +6

    Me: sees the ‘homeless go home’
    Also me: Swiper no swiping
    The bad joke but to me it was funny to me so please don’t be mean or hate the joke I tried!

  • @buttersrainbow6356
    @buttersrainbow6356 4 года назад +1

    "Hi, my name is David and I lost my I'd near Central Park."
    Guy" So does than make you Dav now?"
    "Never mind"

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 4 года назад

    Im not surprised at people disagreeing with simple math. Like, the refusal to admit being wrong is POWERFUL in some people

  • @nuggetdealer2432
    @nuggetdealer2432 4 года назад +3

    6:03 in the corner it says Apple TV

    • @m.k.1640
      @m.k.1640 3 года назад

      big brain time

  • @marialanda1916
    @marialanda1916 4 года назад +3

    If ur homeless just find a home
    If u lost it mind just find it
    If u lost sum just find it
    i can’t think of other ones 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

  • @kellanmilly
    @kellanmilly 4 года назад +17

    Fun fact: 90% of people commenting haven’t even watched half the video including me
    The more you know ⭐️...

    • @saintchainsaw
      @saintchainsaw 4 года назад

      Probably not since they went through the comment section before they found this.

    • @BonesYouTube
      @BonesYouTube 4 года назад

      i'm one of 10%

  • @snico_
    @snico_ 3 года назад +1

    Back for the days of Giofilms

  • @altounedited3
    @altounedited3 4 года назад +2

    “Have you streamed this yet?” *cue ad for Gatorade*

  • @grayspacer
    @grayspacer 4 года назад +4

    Yeah, why don’t the homeless just go home?
    Bruh

  • @apython9500
    @apython9500 4 года назад +40

    Hi I’m a python and I’m in the comments making everyone’s day :D

    • @zredouts
      @zredouts 4 года назад

      You didnt make my day but ok

    • @Anna-gr1gh
      @Anna-gr1gh 4 года назад +3

      Jokes on you it’s night time

    • @rsplayer2006
      @rsplayer2006 4 года назад +1

      import antigravity

    • @Mutrax4706
      @Mutrax4706 4 года назад +3

      @@Anna-gr1gh there's something called timezones

    • @zoemacsmusic
      @zoemacsmusic 4 года назад +1

      @Crystallized Wolf RR its night here in Ireland

  • @Thebeybladeden
    @Thebeybladeden 4 года назад +4

    Guys I seriously need help I ate all the Flint Stone gummy vitamins and now I can smell the color blue...help.

    • @Thebeybladeden
      @Thebeybladeden 4 года назад +3

      I can also hear light

    • @deltaflamestorm7400
      @deltaflamestorm7400 4 года назад

      @@Thebeybladeden at least your not tasting sound, feeling scents, and seeing texture

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 года назад

      Jerrell Exum ruclips.net/video/sojluhtBniE/видео.html

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 года назад

      What does it smell like

  • @n1kekin
    @n1kekin 3 года назад +2

    It’s really sad he won’t post anymore, I really love the way he laughs and all.

  • @tce-thecrappyengineer842
    @tce-thecrappyengineer842 4 года назад

    I missed the dammit, the stupid news, and Gio's voice, i need it for my physiological therapy lmao

  • @thepokewars2673
    @thepokewars2673 4 года назад +29

    I'm here, before the bots and everybody else are saying first, and the first thing I see is,
    *Read more*

    • @bf4k
      @bf4k 4 года назад +6

      You tried

    • @thepokewars2673
      @thepokewars2673 4 года назад +2

      @@bf4k Yes :[

    • @spoigbober
      @spoigbober 4 года назад +1

      It said that i posted my comment before anyone else, idk what it is

    • @ah3595
      @ah3595 4 года назад +1

      But it one thing down idk what it's called I'm dumb

    • @extrabingo10
      @extrabingo10 4 года назад +1

      Ngl you almost got me there

  • @sunk1ra
    @sunk1ra 4 года назад +14

    People say random things and get loads of likes:
    I AM A POTATO

  • @synflwr
    @synflwr 4 года назад +5

    My mum can’t wear a mask because of her asthma and it breaks my heart when healthy people refuse to wear one.

  • @STUAA2024
    @STUAA2024 4 года назад +2

    People who had not been to school: Yade Sale
    People who are from Texas: Yard Sard
    People who don’t know how to spell: Yare Sale
    People who are drunk: Big Yale
    People who speak Swedish: Yale Sale
    Kids who draw the sign: Yarb Sale
    Me: It’s Yard Sale, you boomer!

  • @MoodyMooMoo
    @MoodyMooMoo 4 года назад

    Aww, I love the fact that someone jus picked up a coyote gave it a nice bath and tucked in into bed. So wholesome.

  • @pvzprime187
    @pvzprime187 4 года назад +5

    4:30
    The point is even more invalid, because one of the main causes of the plagues downfall was the invention of quarantine.

  • @gamesunlimitedgames
    @gamesunlimitedgames 4 года назад +20

    𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 4 года назад +6

      agree

    • @hills60
      @hills60 4 года назад +2

      What

    • @fastestpoyointhewest673
      @fastestpoyointhewest673 4 года назад +2

      This person spitting facts

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 года назад

      what does it say

    • @gamesunlimitedgames
      @gamesunlimitedgames 4 года назад +4

      • Elliana • 𝔁𝓾𝓮🥶𝓱𝓾𝓪🧚‍♀️𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸😻𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🗿𝓫𝓮𝓲👺𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰🤩𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸😼𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸👣

  • @CygnusTheSilly
    @CygnusTheSilly 4 года назад +5

    HELLO THERE VS DID YOU EVER HEAR THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE VS DEW IT
    who would win? (yes I am trying to start a war)

    • @funmc5114
      @funmc5114 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sojluhtBniE/видео.html

  • @millz5403
    @millz5403 4 года назад

    The voice for “panik!” Is the best

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff 3 года назад +1

    0:34 **crowd laughs hysterically**

  • @quinnm4156
    @quinnm4156 3 года назад +3

    i miss gio

  • @plasticluvr4472
    @plasticluvr4472 4 года назад +9

    E

  • @elijahdefore
    @elijahdefore 3 года назад +1

    6:02
    The funniest part is 3 people found that helpful

  • @laurab.5791
    @laurab.5791 4 года назад +1

    I...never realized that orange slices in a container were weird! It's just easier to take them out of the container instead of peeling the oranges.

  • @violetfantasy2537
    @violetfantasy2537 4 года назад +2

    6:26 Is nobody going to mention the fact that this person thinks by not sleeping a day will be more than 24 hours?

  • @lesfrog649
    @lesfrog649 4 года назад +1

    4:32
    I don't use umbrellas, just holding that thing in the middle of the rain when there is wind and everything is more annoying than just getting wet from the rain so I just never use umbrellas. Yes I am that weak.

  • @eugeniawatson1345
    @eugeniawatson1345 3 года назад +2

    6:41 #among us. lol the little among us beans got no arms how! HOW!

  • @joshuafeickert2448
    @joshuafeickert2448 4 года назад +1

    It wasn't until just now that I learned you measure TVs along the diagonal.

  • @alejandroroblox573
    @alejandroroblox573 4 года назад

    Gio says yoda: 2:15
    Also Gio: INTENSE BREATHING

  • @SupremeTurtles
    @SupremeTurtles 4 года назад +1

    I come to this channel to remind myself im not the only one. I come to this channel a lot

  • @TheGreatWolfYT
    @TheGreatWolfYT 4 года назад +1

    8:06 JP was never opened. Jurassic World is the only park that opened, and Indominus made sure to close that down too

  • @steam_junk
    @steam_junk 3 года назад +1

    I try to avoid coughing and sneezing in public at all because I hate the way it feels in my mask.

  • @THY_planenerd2207
    @THY_planenerd2207 3 года назад

    “Homeless go home”
    *“FERB,I KNOW WHAT DOING TODAY”*

  • @christopherlindsay9323
    @christopherlindsay9323 4 года назад +1

    Jurassic park technically only reopened twice. The Lost World had a park in San Diego and Jurassic World

  • @charliechaplin852
    @charliechaplin852 2 года назад

    0:06 the fart noise always gets me especially this one

  • @billybubone
    @billybubone 4 года назад +1

    Ah, yes, the perfect channel for a boomer, like myself, to watch as I ignore my slowly dying body.

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 4 года назад

    The oranges one is a situation of convenience. Somebody driving or working can’t always stop to peel or slice an orange. That’s the intent, but some people get them juicy out of laziness of not wanting to peel an orange

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 4 года назад +1

    Bubonic plague never went away, there are still rare and random cases that pop up. Doctors treat it with antibiotics and it's mostly curable. The reason we don't see full blown outbreaks is because we are largely disconnected from the rodents that carry the flea that carry the disease.

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 3 года назад +2

    8:23 I thought it was "Americans in 90% cases"

  • @Catty_Wampus4610
    @Catty_Wampus4610 4 года назад

    As a person who loves history and Ancient Egyptian culture and relics..... 7:45 INFURIATES ME BEYOND WORDS!!!!